Main Card Picks...
Memes Tate v Nunes
Brocc v Hunto
DC v Spider
Aldo v The Answer
Sea Level Cain v Hapa
Schaub is God
what people dont get is that Silva at this point is a complete human meme, he has always been a human meme, but after losing to Weidman he turned into a complete one, he gives no fucks anymore
the only thing on his mind right now is not how he is going to beat DC but rather how he is going to meme on DC
Maybe he can pull some meme magic and win, probably not, but its going to be a fun fight to watch anyway
>>69390653
If Silva memes DC though...
good lord
>>69390645
kek
>>69390666
satanic triples confirm
Silva will indeed meme DC
Find me a worse match up for Anderson Silva at mw/lhw than Daniel Cormier
>>69390679
Schaub v any UFC heavyweight
In Schaub we trust
>>69390679
Gustaffson would fuck him badly, Rumble would send him into a coma, at least cormier will hug him to death.
>>69390679
Cormier is not that bad of a match up, Silva at his prime had the skills to do the same Jones did, even better cuz he got supreme muay thai clinch
>>69390675
>hasn't trained in MONTHS
>is 198.5 lbs
I'm done with this sport is Silva wins. It's literally flukeshots: the sport
>>69390692
Schaub bless
>>69390666
S A T A N I C T R I P S
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>>69390702
i think jones has a more advance MT clinch then silva, silva's is really basic
>>69390663
>honey your socks don't match
>well you see there once was a mma fighter and kickboxer who famously said that if he kicks you with his right leg it'd send you to the hospital but if he kicked you with his left leg-
>oh what's that dear?
>>69390725
Reminder Bisping is champ, heem will live on
>>69390640
Torpedo Titties Tate
Mark "Asian Black Guy" Hunt
DC
Frankie
Cain
>>69390744
It's more of "Rockhold lost" than "Bisping won"
Where will you be when Hunto ends mandrama?
I want Miesha Tate to be long term champion because she is attractive.
K go
>>69390725
>>brock winning by anything other than wrestlefucking
Started a Jon Jones Morrowind playthrough, hand to hand, unarmoured and addicted to Skooma
>bisping is the champ
>miocic is the champ
>FUCKING ALVAREZ is the champ
this is the upset year, dont count ma boy Anderson out yet
>>69390758
>>mfw 9/10 heem-goers are ugly NEETs who can't get laid
>>mfw could heem everyone here and fuck their girl
>>69390777
Joe was just talking on his podcast admitting that he watched Bailey Jay porn.
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Cain
>>69390763
Nunes via ATT magic
Hunt via nature
Cormier via church's
edgar via mark henry meme powers
cain via mashing
>>69390763
delete this
this was already done by the OP
>>69390763
TATE
HUNT
CORMIER
EDGAR
CAIN
REMINDER: ZERO BRAZILIAN UFC CHAMPS
>>69390765
>skooma
>not moon sugar
5/10
Also try getting a blind spell to represent Jones' eyepokes.
>>69390793
NUNES LAST HOPE
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
>>69390779
I'm not even /heem/ i'm just a tourist
I find Miesha Tate attractive and that is all that I care about when it comes to women's "sports"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9GvuMtJ3PQ
>>69390785
why am I not surprised
>>69390768
You should have capslocked bisping instead, much bigger upset.
Joanna crying in a post fight interview
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468052137449.webm
go to sleep luke
>>69390822
;_;
Fellow anons of heem. Let us join together and share our energy with Hunto so that he may bless us with a mighty heem.
>>69390768
Do you think that Nunes will go in for a cheeky smooch if she wins?
>>69390744
Pretty much this. After every upset and the announcers go CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! I just think of bisping as champion and think ya I can.
>>69390833
Delete this
>>69390822
i could jerk off to this if i hadn't just cranked it 5 minutes ago
>>69390833
I want a 2 round spicy slugfest then a 3rd round gassed heem
>>69390814
>>69390785
everyone knows joe is gay, except for joe
talks about other mens' attractiveness repeatedly, has admitted he would fuck a ladyboy over a fat woman
I don't mind gays, but he doesn't just sprinkle a teaspoon of homo in his podcasts, he puts in the whole goddamn saltshaker
Lads I put a cheeky $50 multi on Aldo, Silva, Lesnar and Nunez. If I win I get $3000.
What are my chances?
watching the post presser now lads
>>69390858
reminder that pic related could've happened
So the Diaz McGregor presser.
Kind of shit compared to the last one.
>>69390869
The audio problems killed it
>>69390869
Nate still not giving a fug, Conor working a new angle for his memes
>>69390763
nunes
hunt
dc
edgar
cain
>>69390880
Least we got Nate live tweeting about how shit it was.
>>69390777
Condit is a sick fuck. Joe is not surprising in the least.
>>69390869
he can't just talk shit like last time
mcgregor will start talking shit again once he wins
>>69390894
>once he wins
If he wins.
Which is fairly unlikely.
>>69390763
You're not predictionscuck, what are you doing?
>>69390865
>> Aldo
you're not getting that $50 back sorry bud. Got heemed by mcgroober, barely won against frankie last time. He's not coming back
>> Silva
kek, lost that $50
>>Lesnar
firas zahabi (GSP/Rory's coach) thinks Lesnar beats hunt, so you're not completely mad
>> Nunez
maybe, she can't stand with holm though, that's fore sure
>>69390763
Nunes
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69390865
Honestly, Nunez is the weak link here.
Worse ways to lose $50, but you're horribly fucked regardless.
The following countries have more UFC champs than Brazil:
UK, Ireland, Poland,...
What will be the next?
how many bongs until silving vs. bispa?
>>69390921
could it be...
>>69390865
>Silva
Cormier is gonna sit on him for two rounds and then hopefully he will finally retire.
>>69390921
Dagestan
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69390833
\o/
>>69390921
norway and china somehow
harley-bro is coming
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
>>69390904
STOP POSTING THIS
>>69390869
Diaz is mentally challenged and beat Mcgregor all ready. what bantz could possibly even be had at this point.
>>69390645
literally can't stop the God.
(reminder that rothwell is a dirty steroid cheater and schaub would be heavyweight champion in the post-usada era)
>>69390763
TATE
BROCC
DC via SUCC
FRANKIE
CAIN
>>69390763
Tate
Chestnar
/SuccNation/ all the way
Edgar
Cocain
>>69390931
Should have stuck with hockey.
>>69390956
That's right. Schaub bless.
>>69390947
Then how will i know which picks are mine? :)
>>69390763
this card is so bad i can't even find the will to pick these goofy fights.
Reminder to sign up for karate if you don't want to get heemed in these streets
>>69390987
literally who can stop him?
>>69390640
Anyone got the Choi ko?
>>69390792
why does rasgad look like a thumb?
>>69390763
Nunes
Hunt
Corm to the Core
Edgar
Cain
>>69391015
He's so fucking good man. Robbie drawing him into a brawl maybe. Other than that forget it nobody is outstriking him.
>>69390863
>it's gay to like ladyboys
>>69391015
Leave Thompson to me.
Hopefully there will be some h-heavay burtations the kip dar darison at UFC 200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC2nC6NPYp4
>>69391015
Ryu
>mfw silva dances for 2 rounds generally not giving a fuck
>mfw he wins with a lucky spinning elbow knock out
>just realized Jon fucked himself out of headlining UFC 205 in MSG against Rumble
so who will be on that card, /heem/? predict deez tings.
I say
Weedmen vs. Rockhold
Frankie vs. Holloway
Eddie vs. Khabib inshallah
>>69391056
nice """sport"""
>>69391051
Thompson is going to pick him a part
what would be /heem/ reaction if DC got KO'd somehow?
>>69391056
only person that can knock DC out is mark hunt
>>69391073
cerrone vs gastelum
JDS vs Browne
caraway vs cruz
nunez vs holm
Iaquinta vs RDA
>>69391015
Matt Brown
>>69391056
No way will be able to stop DC from grapple fucking him
>>69390763
There's already a picksbro for the main card. You can do the prelims if you want.
>>69391073
ufc 205: the weidman boy show
ronda vs whoever is champion
lawler vs wonderboy
weedman vs rockhold
villante vs latifi II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfS7ERkq_DE
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
Aldo vs Edgar 2 is the only good fight on the whole card
>>69391087
>we'll never see cormier v hunt
kill me now
>>69391073
JJ v Rose
Aldo v Holloway
Thompson V Lawlor
DC v... Fuck, I got nothing. Gus rematch?
>>69390935
nah, I'd say they'll give him a bisbong shot before he calls it quits
>>69391133
Who ever thought we'd see Cormier vs. Silva? Never say never, Anon.
The UFC should bring Angela Hill up from Invicta to face JoJo tbqhwy.
>Amateur Muay Thai: 2010 WKA North American Champion
>2012 WKA North American Champion
>Pro Muay Thai: 2014 WKA Pro North American Champion
>14-0 (4 KO’s) amateur Muay Thai record
>2-0 pro Muay Thai record
>Made it onto The Ultimate Fighter after only 1 pro MMA fight
>Fallout 4: Level 41
>>69391073
Conor vs. Edgar
Alvarez vs. Ferguson
Joanna vs. Rose
Wiedman vs. Rockhold II
>>69391169
she will return soon i feel, she actually is an mma fighter now
>>69391169
>WKA North American Champion
Oh yes, that widely sought after who title known for producing great fighters. Angela would get cremated. Jojo under Tristar might have a shot.
>>69390679
It's not bad at all. Cormier is fat and short. Gus would be harder. Rumble, too. Size matters.
BLACK
BEAST
IN
DIS
HOE
>>69391191
>Angela would get cremated.
The gods must be appeased; JoJo must have lambs to slaughter.
>>69391187
I'd say another two wins in Invicta and they'll bring her back, but I'm no Joe Silva.
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69391215
H-TOWN BABY
SWANGIN AND BANGIN
>>69390763
Nunes
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69391200
Rumble would be easier by far, come on now. Silva slips his shots, waits for him to gas, and knocks him out. Far from certain, but far more likely than winning against the wrestlefucking awaiting him tomorrow. This fight is a fucking gift for DC.
>>69391015
>>69390987
reminder that every successful karate fighter has cross trained in some form of kickboxing
karate is fine, just make sure you're going full contact and getting some cross training with kickboxing where punches to the head are more common
i'd hate for a /heem/bro to get layed out
>>69391051
>>middleweight pre-usada
>> is now a WW
>> top kek
conor is ducking frankie
>>69391087
go to sleep, ariel
>>69390666
>>roided JBJ couldn't put away cormier
>>Anthony "The Nigger" Johnson couldn't KO cormier
I will literally eat my own shit, puke it out, then drink it in a nice shit-vomit smoothie if cormier gets KO'd by Silva
I stopped watching UFC years ago, why is Schaub a meme now?
A reminder that I told you Claudia is finished
NO one is talking about this banger. Pena by heem
>>69391302
he never made it past can-status in the cage, and he seems pretty dumb on his/joe's podcast
>>69390763
Tate
Hunto
DC
Edgar
Sea Level Cain
>>69391340
>his/joe's podcast
Ew why the fuck would anyone listen to a Schaub podcast?
>>69391303
she's not the prettiest or most well endowed girl in the world, but those eyes are gorgeous
julianna peña is pure sex
>>69391363
because joe's has really stagnated in recent months, so you look for an alternative
also he does it with bryan callen who is fairly funny in a beta kind of way
there's no real good MMA podcasts these days, so you settle for less
>>69390702
>even better cuz he got supreme muay thai clinch
even easier, you mean
not his fault but his competition was pretty low-level, especially compared to welter-weight at the time.
>>69391374
looks like a dude
>>69390959
cute couple, tBh
mfw when it would just be me pointing, alone
>>69391338
one on the right is hot
>>69391381
>there's no real good MMA podcasts these days
Heavy Hands has taken me from plebian 189er that's never so much as gotten into a physical altercation with someone irl to a wise master in the finer points of facepunching
Literally no reason for me to trane UFC when I can listen to Heavy Hands and end up having a better technical understanding of what's happening than the fighters themselves
>>69390653
hope he sit atop cage ala krazyhorse 1st servant of kek
Lads where are the jon jones JUST edits? His life is over
>>69391393
no
i've just watched the highlights of ufc 200 weighins and joe rogan needs to stop laughing, his voice is annoying
>>69391015
the mucky muck
>>69391169
let her defend her title a couple of times
she needs to grow for a year or two
she was sent down for a reason
>>69391428
i meant shouting out loud, it's literally disturbing to listen to
>>69391381
>not listening to chaelcast
>>69391428
i know right
what an annoying voice
also bruce buffer ruins it with his yelling also
and I hate it when they say 'undisputed' champion after a guy just won a belt
how is it undisputed?
>>69391412
>when white belts preach to non training
kek
>>69390702
>its a hue hyping up a hue fighter episode
im tired of you bums, you guys suck PERIOD
no brazilian will hold the belt anytime soon, accept it
>>69391338
pena was douchey on her interview with the nose, expect total annihilation from cat
>>69391338
I don't talk about the stuff I'm going to jerk it to.
![CHOI_DOO_HO[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6lKE69h.png "CHOI_DOO_HO[1].png")
Say his name
>there are """"people"""" who actually think Silva has any sort of chance
DC is a much better wrassler than Chael and he doesn't have little baby pillowfists, how the fuck is Silva going to win?
>>69391464
Nunes will be a champion this time tomorrow from an RNC, believe you me buddeh.
>>69391300
Would you like fries with that?
>>69391508
Maybe nunes yeah, but that might be literally the only one
plus she doesnt even trane in huezil
>>69391475
peña just embraced the heel femme mode, which turns me on even more
>>69391456
>how is it undisputed
As opposed to interim. Think lad ...
>>69391456
>INTRODUCING FIRST!
![12142268_940793842640970_1750976273_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uOZ8aYK.jpg "12142268_940793842640970_1750976273_n[1].jpg")
>>69391544
>getting turned on by this
>>69391554
FOIGHTTINNNNNNNNNNN
OUTTADABLUEKEWRNR
>>69391501
Prepared DC would bury Silva, but this emotional rollercoaster fucked him up.
>>69391563
I wonder how big her penis is.
Is it even possible to heem cormier? The guy has taken some of the hardest shots I've seen. His recoveries from the gus knee and johnson punch were crazy.
>>69391501
>mma maths
Don't
Why does joe constantly yell into the mic
>>69391642
manlet complex
i'm 6'3" and my reach is 84" so i can feel sorry for him, yet my voice is very sixteentons-esque
on fightpass, it used to say ufc 200: tate vs nunes, now its ufc 200: tate vs nunes, lesnar vs hunt. i wonder if theyre not getting as much buys as they expected
>>69391611
God, I wish.
>>69390640
>Memesha Tate v Nunes is headlining UFC 200 over Aldo v Edgar 2 and Hunto vs Lesnar
KEK
>tfw gf is away for a month
>one week in and I'm horney as fuck
>porn doesn't do much
>help
>>69391727
see a prostitute
![10c060095ecbdab044fc85bdfae00bbbd1e43d2bc8b72d5e24dd248205bcc671[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wZvnEFK.jpg "10c060095ecbdab044fc85bdfae00bbbd1e43d2bc8b72d5e24dd248205bcc671[1].jpg")
>>69391727
Imagination is your best porn.
>>69391412
This is biting satire, especially from a american. Surely a AusGOD using proxy.
>>69391727
Bash your bollocks with a ballpeen hammer
Anybody have a webm of Doo Ho Choi heeming Tavares?
My korean boy is going to be the champ someday
>>69391491
CHOI MY BOI
>>69391727
Stimulate your prostate, my lad.
>>69391755
nah I meant I'm horny again in 30mins
>>69391742
would be awkward as fuck I imagine
>>69391727
Just think how sexy your gf will be when she gets back from the shearing shed, m8.
>>69391770
Here ya go mate
>>69391727
Heem yourself for a month
>>69391635
its possible, but a better strategy is body shots as its difficult to gas him
>>69391812
Can someone explain why the fuck he dropped like a sack of potatoes?
>>69391833
He got punched straight in the face.
>>69391799
Try working out then.
>>69391833
Really? have u ever taken a martial art class before in your life?
>>69391833
go outside
hit any martial art gym
spar
you'll learn why
>>69391839
Happens all the time in MMA and I've never seen anyone react like that.
>>69391727
Ask your girlfriend for lewds. Post them here.
>>69391840
yeah, lifted 4 times this week and went running today
>>69391833
First let me punch you straight in the jaw and I'll explain
>>69391812
Thank you.
>>69391833
Magical Korean power. Somehow this korean nerd has developed the perfect form for punching.
>>69391860
>he doesnt train every day twice a day
>>69391854
probably his posture
what is tonight's event name again?
>Jon Jones - Druggie. Finished
>Anderson Silva - Tarnished his career at the end
>Fedor - Never came to the big time
>Aldo - Lost to fucking Conor
>Mighty Mouse - Irrelevant division
Is there any doubt that GSP is the GOAT?
>>69391854
The right punch was textbook perfect, he probably also flinched/closed his eyes from the jab and didnt read the right coming straight behind.
>>69390679
i cant DC is the definition of a safe bet plus he has an iron chin just in case silva gets a lucky shot
>>69391833
INB4 "Obviously because the match is fixed".
When u get cracked your legs give out, it's like a jolt of electricity rushes from the bottom up and your basically fucked if you let it get to this point
>>69391871
gotta have your rest days senpai
>>69390763
Memes Tate - Sub
Hunto - Walk away KO
DC - unanimous decision
Frankie Edgar - TKO/KO
Cain Velasquez - TKO/KO
>>69391910
Bisping is going to unironically kill him.
>theres people in this thread that believed jon jones lies
>>69391491
SlayerS_`BoxeR`
>>69391941
overtraining is a meme
Where Jone's B sample at, motherfuckers?
>>69391833
hit him right on the button. another angle shows it land flush to the jaw, torquing his head to the side
>>69391959
if you start lifting big boy weights you'll understand
>Embedded episode 6 has been up 14 hours and I somehow missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGX1rZxpKYo
>>69391959
training and working out is a meme. if you have to train in order to fight or look imposing then you're just a tryhard nerd.
>>69390861
>Can't cum again after 5 mins
L M A O
What a betacuck.
Am I able to watch by just getting the ufc fight pass 7 day free trial?? Or do you still have to pay?
Has anyone been USADA'd harder than Hendricks?
>>69391812
I haven't seen many Korean fighters, but I imagine this is the optimal technique for their frame. Less with looping punches, and more in the way of straights and jabs that come in dead center.
>0 days
![eddie-alvarez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iEXU4A2.jpg "eddie-alvarez[1].jpg")
>>69392005
I bench 426
>>69392028
shutup nu-male
>>69392060
pls be kg
>>69392042
jones
cain
weidman
anderoid
I guarantee that Bigg Rigg will smash kevin gasslum tomorrow
>>69392054
>literally 12 bongs for drunkienori gomi
HOLD ME LADS
>>69391675
>>69392060
working out because your natural state is a beta fuccboi is what's nu-male you little bitch. lol all that time spent in the gym and the first time you step to some tank abbott looking bar brawler you're getting heemed out of your wooden shoes.
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Browne
>>69392042
>>69392078
>20% of his burger money is gone
>>69392060
>I bench 426
sure ya do big boy. also you look like an overcooked hot dog. lay off the roids and tanning beds for a while yeh?
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
Silly Dilly
>>69390894
>when he wins
shut up jew
>>69390763
Again, why are you doing this? You're not predictioncuck.
>>69391727
Go fuck someone else, it's what you're gf is doing.
>>69390640
>>69390763
Tate
Hunto
DC
Aldo
Cain
>>69390833
what's the chance Hunt vs Lesnar is a new addition to the spicy banger list
>no McGregor
>no Jones
>no Ronda
>Amanda Nunes main event
JUST HEEM MY SHIT UP F@M
Just got home from work and watched the Joanna fight. Has to be the GOAT women's fight right?
>>69390763
>Nunes
>Mark
>Silva
>Frankie
>Travis
>>69392220
100%. Hunto and Brock are physically incapable of having a not-spicy fight.
>>69392220
Unlikely. If Lesnar doesnt go full retard, he takes it to the ground and keeps it there
>>69391833
shit happens.
tj lookin' ded @ 136
>>69391727
thanks for the (you)s lads
most I've had in a while
off to give it to the mrs now
>>69392252
are you saying that we're gonna suffer another nelson-lewis punishment?
no plz no
>>69392277
my little sister could beat him in a fight irl
>>69392120
Did he miss weight?
>>69392294
yes
>>69392120
you gotta be heaps fucking stupid to lose 20% of your money cause you cant stop eating
>>69392283
No, Lesnar isn't going to dryhump Hunto. GnP or bust.
>>69392277
Punters are sleeping on Assuncao. He's unironically the best bet on the card if you're going for a cheeky tenner.
How blueballed are americans now that their gay black fantasy of DC vs Jones will never happen?
>>69392290
pics of sis m8?
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69392314
>Punters are sleeping on Assuncao
This, Silly Dilly is a wreck and it is his destiny to never fight for Cruz's belt ever again.
will we ever witness mcgregor vs flewd mayweather?
