/heem/: UFC 200 It's Time edition
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Main Card Picks...
Memes Tate v Nunes
Brocc v Hunto
DC v Spider
Aldo v The Answer
Sea Level Cain v Hapa
Schaub is God
what people dont get is that Silva at this point is a complete human meme, he has always been a human meme, but after losing to Weidman he turned into a complete one, he gives no fucks anymore
the only thing on his mind right now is not how he is going to beat DC but rather how he is going to meme on DC
Maybe he can pull some meme magic and win, probably not, but its going to be a fun fight to watch anyway
>>69390653
If Silva memes DC though...
good lord
>>69390645
kek
>>69390666
satanic triples confirm
Silva will indeed meme DC
Find me a worse match up for Anderson Silva at mw/lhw than Daniel Cormier
>>69390679
Schaub v any UFC heavyweight
In Schaub we trust
>>69390679
Gustaffson would fuck him badly, Rumble would send him into a coma, at least cormier will hug him to death.
>>69390679
Cormier is not that bad of a match up, Silva at his prime had the skills to do the same Jones did, even better cuz he got supreme muay thai clinch
>>69390675
>hasn't trained in MONTHS
>is 198.5 lbs
I'm done with this sport is Silva wins. It's literally flukeshots: the sport
>>69390692
Schaub bless
>>69390666
S A T A N I C T R I P S
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>>69390702
i think jones has a more advance MT clinch then silva, silva's is really basic
>>69390663
>honey your socks don't match
>well you see there once was a mma fighter and kickboxer who famously said that if he kicks you with his right leg it'd send you to the hospital but if he kicked you with his left leg-
>oh what's that dear?
>>69390725
Reminder Bisping is champ, heem will live on
>>69390640
Torpedo Titties Tate
Mark "Asian Black Guy" Hunt
DC
Frankie
Cain
>>69390744
It's more of "Rockhold lost" than "Bisping won"
Where will you be when Hunto ends mandrama?
I want Miesha Tate to be long term champion because she is attractive.
K go
>>69390725
>>brock winning by anything other than wrestlefucking
Started a Jon Jones Morrowind playthrough, hand to hand, unarmoured and addicted to Skooma
>bisping is the champ
>miocic is the champ
>FUCKING ALVAREZ is the champ
this is the upset year, dont count ma boy Anderson out yet
>>69390758
>>mfw 9/10 heem-goers are ugly NEETs who can't get laid
>>mfw could heem everyone here and fuck their girl
>>69390777
Joe was just talking on his podcast admitting that he watched Bailey Jay porn.
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Cain
>>69390763
Nunes via ATT magic
Hunt via nature
Cormier via church's
edgar via mark henry meme powers
cain via mashing
>>69390763
delete this
this was already done by the OP
>>69390763
TATE
HUNT
CORMIER
EDGAR
CAIN
REMINDER: ZERO BRAZILIAN UFC CHAMPS
>>69390765
>skooma
>not moon sugar
5/10
Also try getting a blind spell to represent Jones' eyepokes.
>>69390793
NUNES LAST HOPE
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
>>69390779
I'm not even /heem/ i'm just a tourist
I find Miesha Tate attractive and that is all that I care about when it comes to women's "sports"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9GvuMtJ3PQ
>>69390785
why am I not surprised
>>69390768
You should have capslocked bisping instead, much bigger upset.
Joanna crying in a post fight interview
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468052137449.webm
go to sleep luke
>>69390822
;_;
Fellow anons of heem. Let us join together and share our energy with Hunto so that he may bless us with a mighty heem.
>>69390768
Do you think that Nunes will go in for a cheeky smooch if she wins?
>>69390744
Pretty much this. After every upset and the announcers go CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! I just think of bisping as champion and think ya I can.
>>69390833
Delete this
>>69390822
i could jerk off to this if i hadn't just cranked it 5 minutes ago
>>69390833
I want a 2 round spicy slugfest then a 3rd round gassed heem
>>69390814
>>69390785
everyone knows joe is gay, except for joe
talks about other mens' attractiveness repeatedly, has admitted he would fuck a ladyboy over a fat woman
I don't mind gays, but he doesn't just sprinkle a teaspoon of homo in his podcasts, he puts in the whole goddamn saltshaker
Lads I put a cheeky $50 multi on Aldo, Silva, Lesnar and Nunez. If I win I get $3000.
What are my chances?
watching the post presser now lads
>>69390858
reminder that pic related could've happened
So the Diaz McGregor presser.
Kind of shit compared to the last one.
>>69390869
The audio problems killed it
>>69390869
Nate still not giving a fug, Conor working a new angle for his memes
>>69390763
nunes
hunt
dc
edgar
cain
>>69390880
Least we got Nate live tweeting about how shit it was.
>>69390777
Condit is a sick fuck. Joe is not surprising in the least.
>>69390869
he can't just talk shit like last time
mcgregor will start talking shit again once he wins
>>69390894
>once he wins
If he wins.
Which is fairly unlikely.
>>69390763
You're not predictionscuck, what are you doing?
>>69390865
>> Aldo
you're not getting that $50 back sorry bud. Got heemed by mcgroober, barely won against frankie last time. He's not coming back
>> Silva
kek, lost that $50
>>Lesnar
firas zahabi (GSP/Rory's coach) thinks Lesnar beats hunt, so you're not completely mad
>> Nunez
maybe, she can't stand with holm though, that's fore sure
>>69390763
Nunes
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69390865
Honestly, Nunez is the weak link here.
Worse ways to lose $50, but you're horribly fucked regardless.
The following countries have more UFC champs than Brazil:
UK, Ireland, Poland,...
What will be the next?
how many bongs until silving vs. bispa?
>>69390921
could it be...
>>69390865
>Silva
Cormier is gonna sit on him for two rounds and then hopefully he will finally retire.
>>69390921
Dagestan
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69390833
\o/
>>69390921
norway and china somehow
harley-bro is coming
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
>>69390904
STOP POSTING THIS
>>69390869
Diaz is mentally challenged and beat Mcgregor all ready. what bantz could possibly even be had at this point.
>>69390645
literally can't stop the God.
(reminder that rothwell is a dirty steroid cheater and schaub would be heavyweight champion in the post-usada era)
>>69390763
TATE
BROCC
DC via SUCC
FRANKIE
CAIN
>>69390763
Tate
Chestnar
/SuccNation/ all the way
Edgar
Cocain
>>69390931
Should have stuck with hockey.
>>69390956
That's right. Schaub bless.
>>69390947
Then how will i know which picks are mine? :)
>>69390763
this card is so bad i can't even find the will to pick these goofy fights.
Reminder to sign up for karate if you don't want to get heemed in these streets
>>69390987
literally who can stop him?
>>69390640
Anyone got the Choi ko?
>>69390792
why does rasgad look like a thumb?
>>69390763
Nunes
Hunt
Corm to the Core
Edgar
Cain
>>69391015
He's so fucking good man. Robbie drawing him into a brawl maybe. Other than that forget it nobody is outstriking him.
>>69390863
>it's gay to like ladyboys
>>69391015
Leave Thompson to me.
Hopefully there will be some h-heavay burtations the kip dar darison at UFC 200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC2nC6NPYp4
>>69391015
Ryu
>mfw silva dances for 2 rounds generally not giving a fuck
>mfw he wins with a lucky spinning elbow knock out
>just realized Jon fucked himself out of headlining UFC 205 in MSG against Rumble
so who will be on that card, /heem/? predict deez tings.
I say
Weedmen vs. Rockhold
Frankie vs. Holloway
Eddie vs. Khabib inshallah
>>69391056
nice """sport"""
>>69391051
Thompson is going to pick him a part
what would be /heem/ reaction if DC got KO'd somehow?
>>69391056
only person that can knock DC out is mark hunt
>>69391073
cerrone vs gastelum
JDS vs Browne
caraway vs cruz
nunez vs holm
Iaquinta vs RDA
>>69391015
Matt Brown
>>69391056
No way will be able to stop DC from grapple fucking him
>>69390763
There's already a picksbro for the main card. You can do the prelims if you want.
>>69391073
ufc 205: the weidman boy show
ronda vs whoever is champion
lawler vs wonderboy
weedman vs rockhold
villante vs latifi II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfS7ERkq_DE
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
Aldo vs Edgar 2 is the only good fight on the whole card
>>69391087
>we'll never see cormier v hunt
kill me now
>>69391073
JJ v Rose
Aldo v Holloway
Thompson V Lawlor
DC v... Fuck, I got nothing. Gus rematch?
>>69390935
nah, I'd say they'll give him a bisbong shot before he calls it quits
>>69391133
Who ever thought we'd see Cormier vs. Silva? Never say never, Anon.
The UFC should bring Angela Hill up from Invicta to face JoJo tbqhwy.
>Amateur Muay Thai: 2010 WKA North American Champion
>2012 WKA North American Champion
>Pro Muay Thai: 2014 WKA Pro North American Champion
>14-0 (4 KO’s) amateur Muay Thai record
>2-0 pro Muay Thai record
>Made it onto The Ultimate Fighter after only 1 pro MMA fight
>Fallout 4: Level 41
>>69391073
Conor vs. Edgar
Alvarez vs. Ferguson
Joanna vs. Rose
Wiedman vs. Rockhold II
>>69391169
she will return soon i feel, she actually is an mma fighter now
>>69391169
>WKA North American Champion
Oh yes, that widely sought after who title known for producing great fighters. Angela would get cremated. Jojo under Tristar might have a shot.
>>69390679
It's not bad at all. Cormier is fat and short. Gus would be harder. Rumble, too. Size matters.
BLACK
BEAST
IN
DIS
HOE
>>69391191
>Angela would get cremated.
The gods must be appeased; JoJo must have lambs to slaughter.
>>69391187
I'd say another two wins in Invicta and they'll bring her back, but I'm no Joe Silva.
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69391215
H-TOWN BABY
SWANGIN AND BANGIN
>>69390763
Nunes
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69391200
Rumble would be easier by far, come on now. Silva slips his shots, waits for him to gas, and knocks him out. Far from certain, but far more likely than winning against the wrestlefucking awaiting him tomorrow. This fight is a fucking gift for DC.
>>69391015
>>69390987
reminder that every successful karate fighter has cross trained in some form of kickboxing
karate is fine, just make sure you're going full contact and getting some cross training with kickboxing where punches to the head are more common
i'd hate for a /heem/bro to get layed out
>>69391051
>>middleweight pre-usada
>> is now a WW
>> top kek
conor is ducking frankie
>>69391087
go to sleep, ariel
>>69390666
>>roided JBJ couldn't put away cormier
>>Anthony "The Nigger" Johnson couldn't KO cormier
I will literally eat my own shit, puke it out, then drink it in a nice shit-vomit smoothie if cormier gets KO'd by Silva
I stopped watching UFC years ago, why is Schaub a meme now?
A reminder that I told you Claudia is finished
NO one is talking about this banger. Pena by heem
>>69391302
he never made it past can-status in the cage, and he seems pretty dumb on his/joe's podcast
>>69390763
Tate
Hunto
DC
Edgar
Sea Level Cain
>>69391340
>his/joe's podcast
Ew why the fuck would anyone listen to a Schaub podcast?
>>69391303
she's not the prettiest or most well endowed girl in the world, but those eyes are gorgeous
julianna peña is pure sex
>>69391363
because joe's has really stagnated in recent months, so you look for an alternative
also he does it with bryan callen who is fairly funny in a beta kind of way
there's no real good MMA podcasts these days, so you settle for less
>>69390702
>even better cuz he got supreme muay thai clinch
even easier, you mean
not his fault but his competition was pretty low-level, especially compared to welter-weight at the time.
>>69391374
looks like a dude
>>69390959
cute couple, tBh
mfw when it would just be me pointing, alone
>>69391338
one on the right is hot
>>69391381
>there's no real good MMA podcasts these days
Heavy Hands has taken me from plebian 189er that's never so much as gotten into a physical altercation with someone irl to a wise master in the finer points of facepunching
Literally no reason for me to trane UFC when I can listen to Heavy Hands and end up having a better technical understanding of what's happening than the fighters themselves
>>69390653
hope he sit atop cage ala krazyhorse 1st servant of kek
Lads where are the jon jones JUST edits? His life is over
>>69391393
no
i've just watched the highlights of ufc 200 weighins and joe rogan needs to stop laughing, his voice is annoying
>>69391015
the mucky muck
>>69391169
let her defend her title a couple of times
she needs to grow for a year or two
she was sent down for a reason
>>69391428
i meant shouting out loud, it's literally disturbing to listen to
>>69391381
>not listening to chaelcast
>>69391428
i know right
what an annoying voice
also bruce buffer ruins it with his yelling also
and I hate it when they say 'undisputed' champion after a guy just won a belt
how is it undisputed?
>>69391412
>when white belts preach to non training
kek
>>69390702
>its a hue hyping up a hue fighter episode
im tired of you bums, you guys suck PERIOD
no brazilian will hold the belt anytime soon, accept it
>>69391338
pena was douchey on her interview with the nose, expect total annihilation from cat
>>69391338
I don't talk about the stuff I'm going to jerk it to.
Say his name
>there are """"people"""" who actually think Silva has any sort of chance
DC is a much better wrassler than Chael and he doesn't have little baby pillowfists, how the fuck is Silva going to win?
>>69391464
Nunes will be a champion this time tomorrow from an RNC, believe you me buddeh.
>>69391300
Would you like fries with that?
>>69391508
Maybe nunes yeah, but that might be literally the only one
plus she doesnt even trane in huezil
>>69391475
peña just embraced the heel femme mode, which turns me on even more
>>69391456
>how is it undisputed
As opposed to interim. Think lad ...
>>69391456
>INTRODUCING FIRST!
![12142268_940793842640970_1750976273_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uOZ8aYK.jpg "12142268 940793842640970 1750976273 n[1]")
>>69391544
>getting turned on by this
>>69391554
FOIGHTTINNNNNNNNNNN
OUTTADABLUEKEWRNR
>>69391501
Prepared DC would bury Silva, but this emotional rollercoaster fucked him up.
>>69391563
I wonder how big her penis is.
Is it even possible to heem cormier? The guy has taken some of the hardest shots I've seen. His recoveries from the gus knee and johnson punch were crazy.
>>69391501
>mma maths
Don't
Why does joe constantly yell into the mic
>>69391642
manlet complex
i'm 6'3" and my reach is 84" so i can feel sorry for him, yet my voice is very sixteentons-esque
on fightpass, it used to say ufc 200: tate vs nunes, now its ufc 200: tate vs nunes, lesnar vs hunt. i wonder if theyre not getting as much buys as they expected
>>69391611
God, I wish.
>>69390640
>Memesha Tate v Nunes is headlining UFC 200 over Aldo v Edgar 2 and Hunto vs Lesnar
KEK
>tfw gf is away for a month
>one week in and I'm horney as fuck
>porn doesn't do much
>help
>>69391727
see a prostitute
![10c060095ecbdab044fc85bdfae00bbbd1e43d2bc8b72d5e24dd248205bcc671[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wZvnEFK.jpg "10c060095ecbdab044fc85bdfae00bbbd1e43d2bc8b72d5e24dd248205bcc671[1]")
>>69391727
Imagination is your best porn.
>>69391412
This is biting satire, especially from a american. Surely a AusGOD using proxy.
>>69391727
Bash your bollocks with a ballpeen hammer
Anybody have a webm of Doo Ho Choi heeming Tavares?
My korean boy is going to be the champ someday
>>69391491
CHOI MY BOI
>>69391727
Stimulate your prostate, my lad.
>>69391755
nah I meant I'm horny again in 30mins
>>69391742
would be awkward as fuck I imagine
>>69391727
Just think how sexy your gf will be when she gets back from the shearing shed, m8.
>>69391770
Here ya go mate
>>69391727
Heem yourself for a month
>>69391635
its possible, but a better strategy is body shots as its difficult to gas him
>>69391812
Can someone explain why the fuck he dropped like a sack of potatoes?
>>69391833
He got punched straight in the face.
>>69391799
Try working out then.
>>69391833
Really? have u ever taken a martial art class before in your life?
>>69391833
go outside
hit any martial art gym
spar
you'll learn why
>>69391839
Happens all the time in MMA and I've never seen anyone react like that.
>>69391727
Ask your girlfriend for lewds. Post them here.
>>69391840
yeah, lifted 4 times this week and went running today
>>69391833
First let me punch you straight in the jaw and I'll explain
>>69391812
Thank you.
>>69391833
Magical Korean power. Somehow this korean nerd has developed the perfect form for punching.
>>69391860
>he doesnt train every day twice a day
>>69391854
probably his posture
what is tonight's event name again?
>Jon Jones - Druggie. Finished
>Anderson Silva - Tarnished his career at the end
>Fedor - Never came to the big time
>Aldo - Lost to fucking Conor
>Mighty Mouse - Irrelevant division
Is there any doubt that GSP is the GOAT?
>>69391854
The right punch was textbook perfect, he probably also flinched/closed his eyes from the jab and didnt read the right coming straight behind.
>>69390679
i cant DC is the definition of a safe bet plus he has an iron chin just in case silva gets a lucky shot
>>69391833
INB4 "Obviously because the match is fixed".
When u get cracked your legs give out, it's like a jolt of electricity rushes from the bottom up and your basically fucked if you let it get to this point
>>69391871
gotta have your rest days senpai
>>69390763
Memes Tate - Sub
Hunto - Walk away KO
DC - unanimous decision
Frankie Edgar - TKO/KO
Cain Velasquez - TKO/KO
>>69391910
Bisping is going to unironically kill him.
>theres people in this thread that believed jon jones lies
>>69391491
SlayerS_`BoxeR`
>>69391941
overtraining is a meme
Where Jone's B sample at, motherfuckers?
>>69391833
hit him right on the button. another angle shows it land flush to the jaw, torquing his head to the side
>>69391959
if you start lifting big boy weights you'll understand
>Embedded episode 6 has been up 14 hours and I somehow missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGX1rZxpKYo
>>69391959
training and working out is a meme. if you have to train in order to fight or look imposing then you're just a tryhard nerd.
>>69390861
>Can't cum again after 5 mins
L M A O
What a betacuck.
Am I able to watch by just getting the ufc fight pass 7 day free trial?? Or do you still have to pay?
Has anyone been USADA'd harder than Hendricks?
>>69391812
I haven't seen many Korean fighters, but I imagine this is the optimal technique for their frame. Less with looping punches, and more in the way of straights and jabs that come in dead center.
>0 days
>>69392005
I bench 426
>>69392028
shutup nu-male
>>69392060
pls be kg
>>69392042
jones
cain
weidman
anderoid
I guarantee that Bigg Rigg will smash kevin gasslum tomorrow
>>69392054
>literally 12 bongs for drunkienori gomi
HOLD ME LADS
>>69392060
working out because your natural state is a beta fuccboi is what's nu-male you little bitch. lol all that time spent in the gym and the first time you step to some tank abbott looking bar brawler you're getting heemed out of your wooden shoes.
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Browne
>>69392042
>>69392078
>20% of his burger money is gone
>>69392060
>I bench 426
sure ya do big boy. also you look like an overcooked hot dog. lay off the roids and tanning beds for a while yeh?
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
Silly Dilly
>>69390894
>when he wins
shut up jew
>>69390763
Again, why are you doing this? You're not predictioncuck.
>>69391727
Go fuck someone else, it's what you're gf is doing.
>>69390640
>>69390763
Tate
Hunto
DC
Aldo
Cain
>>69390833
what's the chance Hunt vs Lesnar is a new addition to the spicy banger list
>no McGregor
>no Jones
>no Ronda
>Amanda Nunes main event
JUST HEEM MY SHIT UP F@M
Just got home from work and watched the Joanna fight. Has to be the GOAT women's fight right?
>>69390763
>Nunes
>Mark
>Silva
>Frankie
>Travis
>>69392220
100%. Hunto and Brock are physically incapable of having a not-spicy fight.
>>69392220
Unlikely. If Lesnar doesnt go full retard, he takes it to the ground and keeps it there
>>69391833
shit happens.
tj lookin' ded @ 136
>>69391727
thanks for the (you)s lads
most I've had in a while
off to give it to the mrs now
>>69392252
are you saying that we're gonna suffer another nelson-lewis punishment?
no plz no
>>69392277
my little sister could beat him in a fight irl
>>69392120
Did he miss weight?
>>69392294
yes
>>69392120
you gotta be heaps fucking stupid to lose 20% of your money cause you cant stop eating
>>69392283
No, Lesnar isn't going to dryhump Hunto. GnP or bust.
>>69392277
Punters are sleeping on Assuncao. He's unironically the best bet on the card if you're going for a cheeky tenner.
How blueballed are americans now that their gay black fantasy of DC vs Jones will never happen?
>>69392290
pics of sis m8?
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69392314
>Punters are sleeping on Assuncao
This, Silly Dilly is a wreck and it is his destiny to never fight for Cruz's belt ever again.
will we ever witness mcgregor vs flewd mayweather?
>>69392329
all weird faggy memes you guys push aside? dc's only lost is to jon jones, another undefeated guy (matt ham be damned)
if it wasn't for jon jones, dc would be the best fighter in the world. not wanting to see the literal two best fighters in the world fight each other is just gay. but what could you expect from this place, you all dream about them having oral sex
based mark
>>69390763
Tate
Based hunto
DC
Aldo
Cain
>>69392433
>thread last month is filled with canadians and american gay black fanfic of DC and Jones
>y- your memes are really gay norway
Ok Bob. Think you're able to stop posting about black dick for one second now?
>>69392463
>right now are people who thinks that the 554 male fighters hired in the ufc are all straights and there's any closeted gay fighter
>>69390763
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
Gomi v Miller.
Thoughts on this sleeper?
What do we call him after he gets heem'd? Sleepy Samoan?
>>69390763
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69392603
miller is a bum but gomi is an even bigger bum, cant believe that hes still fighting
>>69392633
Hunto the memestopper after he heems Brock
>post yfw Hunt tries to uppercut Lesnar but can't reach
>>69390763
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69392463
>HUNTO WEARS THERMAL BODYSUIT, BELIEVES IT GIVES HIM SEXUAL POWERS
>>69392557
Tim Kennedy will never fight in the octagon again.
>>69392748
reminder that he beat yoel "the best middleweight in the division" romero
got to take a power nap midday to prepare for this spicy card, FOTN candidates:
>Aldo - Fronk
>Diego - Joe
>Dilly - Assuncao
>>69392827
If Cunt/Lazer isn't the fight of the night I'll shit my pants in rage.
>>69391727
>tfw gf is away for a month
what a cuck
>>69392820
man how huge is that guy
>stephen thompson walks out to Tenacious D - WonderBoy
who can beat him in his most powerful form?
>Literally bitchslaps Dana White
>Said that UFC is roided multiple times
>Ruined McMeme
How can he be so based?
>>69392954
Low IQ is his key to success
>>69392914
heh
karate that's funny
>>69392820
Anyone have the x-ray of his jaw?
>>69392985
>AAAH DANA HELP ME
Silva will dance around DC for 3 rounds then win be decision
>>69393020
That's the one I'm thinking of. Thank you.
Is that actually his? Now that I see it again it doesn't seem like a legit x-ray.
>>69393030
>>69393040
This is some really good art man.
>>69393048
Doesn't look like his xray, look at the rest of the face, this is some decomposed skull.
>>69391102
This is now a fluke sport, anything can happen anon
didnt Dena say that Silva had a gallblader surgery a few weeks ago or something like that?
how is he suppose to fight? I say the fight ends with a kick to the body from DC
>>69393069
>sutoruvu
????
>saitama
kek
http://www.mmamania.com/2013/3/3/4060384/pic-stefan-struve-tweets-x-ray-of-broken-jaw-suffered-in-ufc-on-fuel
Is Aldo decision at 4.0 the best odds of any fight?
>>69393155
Isn't there an xray of Hunt's skull also?
How do I achieve This mode
>>69393115
>he believes Dena's lies
Anderson back this time, he back, es normal
Was the Joanna fight good or rather, entertaining?
>>69393261
haha
>>69393261
Whey isolates in the nursery
>>69393261
all natty haha
>>69393261
why is he always smiling? nobody's that happy
>>69393261
I would wash Tecia down if you know what im saying
>>69393295
yes especially when junglespic roidmonkeys waifu fans got BTFO in 3,4, and 5.
>>69393333
nigga if you had sage's money and sage's life and sage's career you best believe you'd be happy too
you trippin' if you don't think he's gettin' his balls drained on the reg by the ring girls
>>69390645
>i think you'd be surprised
if you knew that i wasn't cooking but tiding my momma's desk
>>69392827
I feel for u bro
>>69393405
what times this shit starts in australian est
>>69392557
He seems to be missing a few essential items for true preparedness
Question lads, if you buy ufc 200 on fight pass what fights do you get? Everything from top to bottom?
One more sleep, wake-up, drinking vodka and watching UFC 200.
>>69393508
send me a camel pls
>>69393473
10-2pm
Las Vegas and pretty much any fight cards in the USA is always this time. It only got fucked to watch for me when it was in Croatia and I had to get up at 4am
>>69393508
Arianny is included just for you
>>69393508
Cain-Brown to Nunes-Tate
https://youtu.be/aPl0r4STpkE?t=7m40s
Daily reminder Brock Lesnar belongs in the trash
>>69393530
Sorry mate I'm just here visiting for work
Does anyone else find it goddamn frustrating that they still wont tell us what exactly the substance was that Jones Snow popped for?
Just makes this sport look like a joke. The substance used shouldve been announced together with the suspension
>>69393579
What about all the prelims and stuff?
>watching UFC 200 with two buddies in a house full of people I don't know
It's not going to be very comfy but I said I'd go and it beats a dodgy stream
>>69393617
Watching it sounded by a bunch of Irish dickheads sounds horrible.
>>69393608
HIPAA violations are a hell of a drug. USADA will be able to legally announce the names when/if Jones appeals the decision.
l
m
a
o
I have a sneaking suspicion old man Silva is going to be murdered in the ring by DC.
OR more likely, he'll just take a dive and collect the easy money.
>>69393617
>conor isn't on
why do potatoes give a shit about 200? did you lie to them and say he's still fighting?
>>69393664
Yeah, the worst part is I'm the only one who actively follows mma so I'll have to hear all night about how much better the card would be with Conor.
>>69393582
Stop plugging your shitty youtube channel faggot
>>69393720
Well, it would be better because that would mean Diaz would be fighting.
>>69393608
>natty genes
>>69393608
he's a big guy
>Chuck Liddell blasts Jon Jones: 'Don't be crying, you know you took something'
>>69390763
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
brock time baby. my boy is racking up a big win tonight
brazil really getting cucked this weekend
So why are we taking picks again?
Anyone watched the Gray interview?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTfw8aXZdWE
Jesus christ he has some brain damage
>>69393887
Nunes and Aldo, two chances left for the redemption of Brazil
Not including Assuncao because I doubt even Brazilian fite fans know who he is!
Tate vs Nunes is main-eventing so Honda can wobble in there and be a big mouth cunt.
Good card that deserved to finish with a spicy banger.
>>69393964
He's had stuttering his whole life though, makes it seem worse than it is
>>69393964
>Jesus christ he has some brain damage
if you watch him fight its kinda apparent
he doesnt guard he just tries to 'brawl' and then he loses anyway
that doesnt sound like a smart persons strategy
>>69394019
>"That's my belt and I want it back. Dana, Lorenzo, make it happen so I can show the world how great I am"
paraphrased - screencap this.
>>69393720
>Conor wouldn't improve any card ever
m8, get your potatoes looked at, there's something wrong
> Cowboy Cerrone is Putting $1000 on Anderson Silva to Beat Cormier
https://youtu.be/NJLqpBLCSJs
>>69394064
I'm hoping Nunes heems Tate just to upset it.
>>69394078
poor brain damaged cerrone
>>69390765
Post stories from your adventures
>>69390640
Tate
Brock
DC
Edgar
Browne
>>69394078
Remember that time some guy put 10k on Holly Holm?
>>69390765
kek
DC would put Jones to sleep
>>69393369
this
>>69390765
just posting so im in the screenshot of when this goes reddit
You ain't finna dodge me, are you boy
I know you done got yoself suspended, Jon
But imma get at that dick
Imma be patient, I trained too long and too hard
Just like yo dick Jon
It's gon get sucked, I promise you that Jon Jones
>>69394534
yeah, that guy also ended up putting 77k on Miesha vs Holm (winning 300k)
he has now bet 1 mil on Miesha vs Nunes
>>69394534
Remember that guy who has $1,000,000 on Miesha tonight?
Jones without cheat roid strength would get absolutely raped by tonnes of LHW
>>69390765
>>69394710
ayy lmao
ANDERSON SILVA, I WILL ABSOLUTELY SUCK YOU
How do I achieve this mode?
>>69390763
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69394793
natty genes
>>69394793
Gear
>>69394793
peptides
>>69394783
Prolly taking gear to cut 205, un-roid Jones can get heemed at HW.
remember the true main event of UFC 100 was actually Jon Fitch v Paulo Thiago
>>69394758
>>69394774
I have next week's rent on Miesha.
>>69394793
Legit looks like a natty guy that has been training for 1.5-2 years
>>69394783
he didn't start taking gear until after the Shogun fight
>>69390763
why the fuck are you taking picks?
someone else had already taken them
>>69394923
Did predictioncuck take picks for JJ/Clowja?
>>69394898
he was a champ wrestler all through his teens he's probably been on gear since he was toilet trained
or he was a genetic freak who was better than roid cheats and he just happened to be a roid cheat too ;--)
>>69394923
what?
>>69390763
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Aldo
Cain
>>69394948
no
half the card were literal whos though, I think that's why
I had JJ, Brooks and K-pop superboy though
>>69394979
someone else, in another thread, had already taken picks for UFC 200's main card
P4P WUFC
1. Jedrzejczyk
2. Cyborg
3. Ronda
4. Tate
5. Holm
6. Namajunas
>>69395046
P4P WUFC:
nobody gives a fuck because WMMA is all terrible
>>69395046
>champ above cyborg above holm above namajunas
legitimately worried about you bro
1. zingano
2. tate
3. claujha
4. rose
5. waterson
>>69395068
No it's not.
>>69390860
Spinning hook kick a GOAT finisher
![UFC Fight Night 84. Багга. 27.02.2016.mkv_snapshot_02.14.21_[2016.07.08_22.04.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IxlwTN8.jpg "UFC Fight Night 84. Багга. 27.02.2016.mkv snapshot 02.14.21 [2016.07.08 22.04.51]")
Cocaть.
>>69395101
Gadelha was in my p4p but she gassed hard after the 3rd pick and fell off it
Zingano will be back there when she wins tonight
Hola cage fight connoisseurs
>Andrew Sanchez already saying he's gonna drop down to Middleweight or even Welterweight
Does anyone else think it's fucking slimy to go onto the Ultimate Fighter with the intention to switch to another weight class after? You were brought into the company to be a Light Heavyweight. Be a fucking Light Heavyweight.
Dana has a right to feel Jewed
Guys Diaz and Bisping both won their fights as last minute replacements.
Im just saying there's some weird voodoo shit going on with this and Silva might pull it off.
>>69395232
i remember some fag getting dragged into a sauna by his stupid team one time when i watched that garbage
>>69395253
ur mom
>>69395253
delete and add the fs prelims too
UFC officials gave out post-fight bonuses worth $100,000 each after UFC 100 and bonuses worth $129,000 each after UFC 129, so why not up the ante even more and reward bonus-worthy fighters with $200,000 bonuses after UFC 200 on Saturday evening?
That was a question asked at the UFC 200 pre-fight press conference this past Wednesday. UFC president Dana White wasn't open to the idea, however.
"No, these people are making a lot of money now," White said.
>>69395249
That's because people are finally realizing this isn't a sport, it's fighting lol u don't need months of time to get ready for a fight if u can fight then u can fight anytime. Making weight is the only important part of training camps
>>69395249
>there's some weird voodoo shit going on
you're an idiot
>>69395289
this desu
opinion on claudia's sweaty buttcheecks?
>>69395316
i think thats a good observation.
i remember training with a guy once and he was gonna have his first professional fight, and i was like you ready? hes like im nervous man. i asked him if hed ever been in a street fight and he said its completely different.
im like dude the difference is youre safer in the ring, what the fucks the difference?
but he was asian so maybe he was the one with weapons on the street and found fighting hand to hand scary
>>69395210
Almost all of the TUF guys switch weight class though, they just can't during the show because they have to be near fight weight at all times so they don't have time to cut
>>69395349
fuck joanna i hope she dies in a plane crash on her way home
I can't believe people are taking Brock Lesnar serious. He hasn't fought in five years and whenever he gets hit hard he crumbles. He took the fight because Dana/Lorenzo begged him and are giving him a huge payday. He doesn't actually want to compete in mma anymore. Just ask yourselves what happens if he wins? He's not taking another fight, he's just going back to the WWE. Now he going against a dude that needs one punch to shut the lights out. Brock's getting paid 7 figures to save UFC 200 by getting btfo in front of millions of people.
Prelim picks v2...
Pick ur poison
>>69395400
Zingano via UD
Gastelum via UD
Assunção via UD
Northcutt via R1 TKO
Miller via UD
Mousasi via UD
Lauzon via SD
>>69395380
Brock could have made millions not fighting again though
>>69395349
That was the sweat from her balls
>>69395380
>Now he going against a dude that needs one punch to shut the lights out.
do you even hunt?
>>69395380
He's gonna take Hunt down and GnP the shit out of him- he's too big
sweaty
>>69395400
Holy Fuck, do you even spellcheck?
>>69395405
how accurate were ur picks for TUFF23?
>>69395400
Zingano
Hendricks
TJ
Sage
Lauzon
Mousasi
Miller
>>69395400
>fightpass prelims
Miller
Mousasi
Lauzon
>fs1 prelims
Northcutt
Dillasnake
Gastelum
Zingano
>>69395440
>>69395408
Yeah I know. He's probably doing this as a favor to Dana or maybe they offered him some Gucci shit under the table.
>>69395416
??? Does mark hunt not have one punch ko power?
>>69395380
Casuals see a bodybuilder standing next to a manlet fatso and they automatically decide the winner
Hunt is going to give Brock brain damage. He doesn't fuck around. He hits harder than ANY person Brock has ever faced. Period.
Is probe B positive?
>mfw Brock shoots for the takedown and walks right into the lights out uppercut from South Auckland
>Leave Joanna to me
>>69395490
he has.i thought you mean brock.misunderstood may be
anyway what should i get bois
jack daniels or just some beers
>>69395523
yes
>>69395497
Brock fought Carwin though and even survived being rocked by him
That alone tells me he might have a chance against Hunto, although that was pre-disease and layoff
>>69395523
yes
>>69395531
jd who needs those calories yo
>>69395531
just drink water you fucking tryhard
>>69395569
>jd who needs those calories yo
i got you
>>69395578
>just drink water you fucking tryhard
>water
say no mo
>>69395349
preparing her anus for joanna's entry
>>69395380
>He hasn't fought in five years and whenever he gets hit hard he crumbles.
He beat shane carwin you damn goof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma0wWu0kWJk
>>69395485
Thank u italian basedgod
>>69395400
fuck it, why not
Zingano
Gastelum
Assuncao
Northcutt
Sanchez
Mousasi
Gomi
>>69395632
I literally never get the picks 100% m8
The only time I ever did was for a 4 fight main card I think
i have the feel that mousasi get heemd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmi41HEfFMg
Give your mana to Mark Hunt bros
>>69395400
mommy cat
steak
snek
memecutt
sanchez
moose
miller
>>69395679
who does though amirite? mma is a crazy fucking sport
>>69395692
good luck funny shitskin guy
>>69395292
the entire fighter salary at ufc 200 will be like 1 million, and that's including reebok
im just guessing based on that brock won't get as much views like we think he will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdY47KDDfw
I really hope the gooks who buy UFC bring back goat entrances
The hype is real
>>69395529
Boys ae not allowed to fight in WMMA.
Post your Tapology record
Is Jackson wink the dirtiest camp post USADA?
>Romero
>Penn
>Jones
>>69395529
Rose a cute. CUTE!
>>69395619
her voice is terrible
>>69395745
how can anyone compete
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiItTnp5oPk
>>69395829
Glendale is pretty grose.
>>69395745
>not even a maori
Man, USADA really did a number on some of these guys
What is Jon Jones doing right now?
>ufc 200
>not one fight to care about
>>69395400
Miller
Moose
Lauzon
Northcutt
Dillashaw
Hendricks
Zingano
>>69395932
Nunes will win by KO.
Miesha will slip on Nunes' snail trail, hit her head and go lights out.
tfw irish manlet will never with another fight and retire 19-34 losing to nobodies in wsof prelims
>>69395932
Christ, look at the massive clit on tate.
>>69395932
what's with lorenzo's body language
>>69396014
kek
>>69395932
Dana is an old perv
>>69396014
thinking how did this shit become ufc 200 headliner
>>69396014
Hiding his arousal. He's got jungle fever.
>>69396054
he's sicilian he's black
>>69395987
he literally reeks of retiring right now, his in the money game, not fight game. 1-2 event and his off.
>>69390763
Tate, Hunt, Cormier, Edgar, Cain
>hendricks
>>69395932
based mr tate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XrCuFlUnyc
>When Mark Hunt meets roided lanklets
>>69395932
It was hot that she opted to take her pants off even though she didn't have to. Dirty girl.
“I’m here to challenge myself." - Anderson 'The Spider' Silva
>>69396172
le bowing roider man
>>69390763
we've...we've done this like twice already for the main card..
>>69392866
he's bigger than the cage actually.
>>69396131
his fists are fucking hammers man
claudia sucks
couldn't even submit that cunt
>>69391338
That's my fucking girl right there.
>>69393685
i didn't see nothing...
>>69396131
Hunto was on fire in that tourney, one of my favorite KOs the way LeBanner goes.
>>69396280
DELETE
>>69395529
nah, doubt Rose can beat either Claudia or JJ. sucks. i like Rose but i don't think she can handle that much firepower. i mean, she lost to Esparza for fuck's sake.
>>69396280
polish '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''power''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>69395526
>Thanks Jesus.
>>69396273
its the speed man. he is so heavy but somehow he can throw the speed that no other guy that heavy can.
combined with accuracy and his gamesmanship.
hes one of those 1 in a billion guys who makes you think magical bullshit is real... like the guys 40 or something, its not human to do what he does
>>69396298
>t. no shit
>>69395380
>t*rkish posters
>>69396333
NEW
>>69396331
>that navel
yuck
>>69396328
is he the only jesusfag in australia?
>>69396310
whoah these godless micks laughing at hunt and christ
no wonder god smited him with a diaz
>>69396369
the fobs are jesus fans but theyre kinda plastic like they still brawl and steal and shit they just goto church to sing and play guitar and it looks good in their culture
but i think hes legit about it, some older white people are into jesus too... but its not really a thing for most people
>>69396280
JUST
I gues roids don't give you cardio :^)
>>69396310
source?
100 quid on my girl meisha
BUILD
WALL
>>69395821
>>69396520
That;s what EPO is for.
>>69396642
noice
It keeps getting worse for our Brazilian pioneers. I personally enjoyed a few of their hue champs.
heeming this thread
>>69396854
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
with no survivors
>>69395125
Oh wow
>>69393685
HAHAHAHA thats gold
>>69395400
Gomi
Mousasi
Sanchez
Super Sage
Assuncao
Gastelum
Zingano
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