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Previous thread: >>69388711
News:
>TUF 23 Finale results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12133464/tuf-23-results-joanna-jedrzejczyk-withstands-early-trouble-dominates
>Hendricks missed weight, is still fighting
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-2
>Dos Anjos isn't being careful
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ex-champ-rafael-dos-anjos-targets-rematch-with-champ-alvarez-over-one-with-nurmagomedov
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3zi435pTQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD4O-YPLcGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZvLN23ehk
First for memes
>>69389504
everytime wtf
you may only post in this thread if your country has an active UFC champion
>>69389522
Anyone have webms of the clinic JJ put on in 4 and 5 with jabs?
>>69389525
Can't wait to see her GET F*CKING INJURED FOR THE BLOODY 5TH TIME
it is wut it is
tenny
i think this result proves once and for all that wrestling is not fighting and its not a martial art
Any post fight conference tonight?
>>69389504
Is that Conor?
>>69389504
Is this some kind of script or are you literally here all day long?
Nick "outstriking everybody under the sun at 170, while not abusing performance enhancing drugs" Diaz
>>69389563
All day long
>>69389545
>borklet buttmad because he can't comprehend the mental and physical demand of the single most important aspect of MMA
here's your (Bork)
>>69389559
No clue. She hasn't fought in forever has she?
>>69389561
No thats Schaub.
Presser is live
Suarez, Choi POTN
JJ-Gadelha FOTN
Sanchez probably has a concussion
>>69389560
IT
IS
WHAT
IT
IS
>Sanchez hospitalized
wut
>>69389563
i think its OP samefagging and sniping the previous thread up until the thread limit reaches than he links his new thread like a fag
>>69389545
bork bork
>first question goes to random male
>the state of wmma
i just realized will brooks looks like pic related
>>69389578
>sheit
>>69389581
Said he had a headache and was punch drunk in the presser, he ate some really hard shots from Khalil when he was humping him to death
>>69389577
>>69389581
>wrestling
Kek every time
>>69389586
stop
>Sanchez can't attend the presser because he's at the hospital for concussion precautions
Is this dude going to die? I don't even remember him getting hit very much and he was talking about being "punchy" in the post fight interview.
>>69389583
>downie so buttmad he thinks every american post is me
DJ is apparently out of 201
PRESS CONFERENCE IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXpTjklYJ5s
>>69389545
Nice bait faggot
>>69389595
>Presser
*post fight
>>69389603
nobody cares
>>69389581
sat on his nuts for 15 minutes, they'll have to amputate
future UFC champ.
>my abilities
>>69389603
FUCK
>tfw you realize Silva really is sorry for pissing hot and is sacrificing himself and his body for the fans as at UFC 200
respect
>>69389586
i wonder if i tweet to her that i want to smell her farts if she will see it
>>69389583
So he makes a new thread, posts the schaub image, and then after he posts that's when he decides to link to the previous thread...What an autist but I'm not surprised motherfucker.
>>69389536
It would appear Canada's English Joe Duffy damage was extreme. Should the UFC introduce a cripples-only division so vegetablised fighters can continue to fight?
>>69389603
we lost 2 title fights in july. july could have had 7 title fights in it
Nick " I already Heemed Robbie Lawler" Diaz
>>69389613
Yes but will she get the belt from Joanna?
>>69389595
Yeah I know he was a little wobbly there and the precautionary measure makes sense. Just a bit funny that he appeared to get hit very few times throughout the duration of the fight. I know getting punched even once can mess you up.
>>69389603
No one was tuning in to see ole chocolate lightbulb fight anyway.
I'm tuning in to see Lawler punch the beard off of Woodley's chin, maybe then he'll be able to open his fucking eyes all the way instead of having 2 pissholes in the snow for peepers.
>>69389586
what did she mean by this?
>>69389603
Sauce?
>>69389630
shiiieeet it is what it is
I wonder if Joana does pretend to be a little girl when she fucks. I just can't stop thinking about it now.
claudia looks sad
>Claudia's face
Holy shit JJ would literally fucking kill maybe 99% of men
>>69389618
hespec
>Claudia's face
>>69389630
>it issu what it isssu
>>69389571
her last fight was in April 2015, hope she fights again in the UFC
>she has good hips
>>69389648
Fact
Why does claudia speak english pretty well but all the other brazilians can't even string a sentence together?
>>69389648
Damn it. You beat me to it. Have a (you).
Joanna was on FS1 with Karyn Bryant. She doesn't look bad at all.
Nick "Anderson was afraid to engage" Diaz
Dec 8 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 4 HAKATA STAR LANES, FUKUOKA, JAPAN
Nov 12 UFC 1: The Beginning McNichols Sports Arena, DENVER
Nov 8 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 3 KOBE WING STADIUM, KOBE, JAPAN
Oct 14 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 2 TSUYUHASHI SPORTS CENTER, AICHI, JAPAN
Sep 21 Pancrase: Yes, We Are Hybrid Wrestlers 1 TOKYO BAY NK HALL, CHIBA, JAPAN
Aug 29 CP X CB: Capoeira vs. Chute Boxe
>1993: the year
>>69389560
I thought he may have been irrationally biased towards Lewis since he's a stand up fighter.
>>69389662
vitor, anderson, jds
>>69389613
You posted the wrong picture fella luckily for you I'm here to correct you.
>>69389663
How the fuck is she still conscious
JJ might not punch hard but her entire face seems bruised
>>69389664
the real tragedy of this week
>>69389681
Gadelha is stronk
>>69389504
I'm glad Schaub started the keto diet, he was looking doughy as fuck
Nick "of course I was high lmao" Diaz
>>69389681
JJ literally has sponges for fists
>>69389628
if joanna still around, then ya.
>>69389603
And nothing of value was lost
>>69389673
vitor and anderson are americans
>>69389663
>Humble
I'm a fan after tonight.
>>69389694
strawweights just don't have much power man
>>69389563
>there's only one schaubposter
is this your first day or something my man
>>69389696
Grasso taking SW belt
Aldana taking BW belt
Pantera taking FW belt
Mexican takeover incoming?
>No, it's not done, never.
womyn
>>69389663
>You have to hespeck the opponent
Claudia still salty as fuck.
>No one will beat the slav goblin
NO I WON'T FIGHT MY /HEEM/MATE
What's the point of even fighting if you aren't even willing to fight your teammate
>>69389681
Look at Roy Nelson nearly getting killed with that shot at the end of his fight last night, sometimes people just won't go down I guess.
Joanna im sorry
>>69389610 fuk u goof
>>69389633 fuk u goof
>>69389698 fuk u goof
>>69389702
You're clearly autistic. I guess every general needs its own token retard.
Who y'all got Bisping or Nick Diaz?
>>69389717
Slav goblin has arguably the best muay thai technique and striking in the world
>>69389709
>mexican fighter wins
>first thing they do is jump the fence and ask Dana money
hmmmmm
>>69389721
He's probably just trying to get a bigger purse by pretend to be a good guy.
>>69389603
So the ppv buys are go up?
>>69389663
>>69389713
Can we start a collage?
>>69389699
and brock is a leaf
>I won't fight my teammate
HATE this meme.
>>69389717
You mad that JJ punches girls face in? Atleast she didn't whoop yo momma
>>69389662
Her team nova uniao , has english classes... Most of the fighters just don't really want to learn english. Also is infamous for never attending them.
Wait, there was a darce choke? Fuck, I'm sorry I missed the non-JJ fights.
>>69389522
That's a judo move i think
Tatiana is a sweetheart. Not fightfu material, but she can be my boy.
>>69389729
i'm sorry i hurt you babe, i'll never do it again i promise, okay?
>>69389748
fine by me, he's literally 5-3 soon to be 5-4
>>69389735
Well, she looks better than a lot of other girls joanna's fought.
>>69389709
reminder:
The UFC women's flyweight division is in fact The Mackenzie division
>>69389735
claudia was able to take the pounding the best
>>69389730
Nick is like 1-4 in the ufc kek
>I defended every kick
>>69389754
Yeah the womens TUF final was one sided. Tatiana annihilated Cooper and then put her in a darce.
>>69389729
>token
Guess again
>>69389738
>croatian fighter wins
jk lol
>>69389735
Did carla look bad?
>>69389757
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
fuck off
Bryan with the best view in the house
god I hate this lucky fucker
Clawjia addition to the huennihilation webm when?
>How's your left leg?
>MMA """""""""""""""""journalists"""""""""""""""""""
>>69389766
She looked a lost worse before they wiped the blood off. Close to that pic of Mir eating Brock's strawberries.
>>69389768
That's strange as I heard, she really thinks that?
She ate pretty much all those kicks, I don't recall her checking any one of them
>AY DEFENDEH HEVERY KIK
>muh hespect
>>69389761
how to bully BSA?
>>69389773
kek, I remember that leg kick.
>>69389779
Nah, she wasn't KO'd and wasn't the champion either.
Why isn't Dana giving Joanna the Ronda treatment? He doesn't want to fuck her?
Is Chael at the post fight presser? Or does he only bother with the bigger ones?
>>69389784
>>69389768
Considering who she's training with, pretty sure she's seen some leg kicks in her time.
Damn Joanna MESSED HER FACE UP...she looks 10 years older.
>>69389798
I'd much rather fuck the goblin, he's crazy.
>>69389789
Fucking hell that got me hard.
>>69389789
Cooper put up a good fight for being so clearly outmatched. Threatened from the bottom effectively. Those subs got tricky.
>>69389795
A ton of cucks picked her to win
0 (zero) Brazilian champions is all that matters even though she had the opportunity
I can't wait until this fat cunt's heart explodes, listening to the fight companion and hearing him hack phlegm into the microphone, truly disgusting.
>>69389804
Joanna throws in so much volume she messes up the face of everyone she faces really
>Tatiana title shot when she's fresh off TUF
Man, these journalists really piss me off. Make her go through all the other ranked women, not the champion you dumb stupid monkey.
these questions are awful
>>69389809
>listening to fag cuckpanion to begin with
>>69389759
I like her a lot
>>69389809
>not liking coco
heem yourself my man
>>69389789
Steroid abuser clearly
>Joanna
Muy thai black belt
>Claudia
bjj black belt
>Cyborg
Muy thai
>Honda
4th degree judo black belt
>Nunes
bjj black belt
All the black belts I can think of in wmma
AW YISS THE STRIKE GOBLIN IS HERE
>>69389809
JESUS
JESUS CHRIST
JESUS
CHRIST JESUS CHRIST
THIS IS TREMENDOUS
JESUS CHRIST
>>69389812
yea Claudia's face said it all
Joanna is such a sweetie when she wants to be.
>>69389812
This desu
Anyone know who Joanna's coaches are? They must be pretty legit considering considering her TDD and how good her game plans are,
>>69389822
>savage
>>69389820
MACKENZIE, YOU MADAFUGGA
>>69389812
she looks good, like maybe better then page.
rose, kk, tt, calderwood. there are more legit WSW then WBW.
One day I will own this land
>>69389777
trips
Why is Joanna so teary?
>>69389820
Holly has a black belt in boxing :^)
>>69389812
>>69389824
>>69389826
what would /heem/ ask?
why the FUCK would joanna get to fight on the madison square garden card?
Someone post the PRC and ROK ko webm's thx
>>69389820
Sarah McMann
>Olympic wrestler
Holly Holm
>Most accomplished female boxer ever
Bethe Coerria
>Did a full P90X
>>69389835
Karate Hottie very legit too believe you me
>i train 10 15 rounds sometime
jesus fucking christ
>>69389818
he got old t.bh
>>69389851
do u regret all the powerlifting?
>>69389829
Her TDD looked like it could use a bit of work tonight
Not that it seemed necessarily bad since she was fighting Gadelha, but there's room to improve with the 4 or 5 takedowns she had on her
ufc men's 105lb division when
>>69389855
if she quit getting fucking injured i'd care
>>69389854
>Bethe Coerria
>>Did a full P90X
>>69389835
I'd rank her in the top 10, but she doesn't warrant a title shot until 2/3 fights.
>>69389754
There was some good jitz in the under card too lots of nice sweeps and scrambles
>>69389851
"Clawjuh ,why do you sound like a 13 year old boy"
>>69389851
What's her opinion on 10-8 rounds? Does she believe the new rules will be better against wrestlefucking?
>>69389856
Cruz talked about doing that too (a few years back, who knows what he does now). New opponent every round too.
When will this "respect" meme end?
will joanna get ko power if she goes 125?
>>69389883
tomorrow night
>There was some controversy online
lmao did someone make a comment and get some upvotes?
>>69389852
They might try to make 205 the real 200 so shove some high profile fights on it
>>69389884
yup. most fighters gain power moving up
plus she would fight people her height and have more power, ala cowboy
>>69389856
I GOT MIDDLEWEIGHTS COOMIN IN FRESH TRYING TO WEIGH ME DOWN YEH
3000 ROUNDS SPARRING
>>69389860
Oh yeah definitely, but technically she's got very good catch wrestling and it just seems like she's been taught well in all the right places that she needs to.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10703113
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10703113
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10703113
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10703113
>joanna saying ronda is the best woman
she really wants to get those hondabux, smart
>>69389894
People who don't know how judging works think that takedowns score.
JJ is MY GIRL
Anderson Silva
Brock Lesnar
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
Jose Aldo
They are all fighting tomorrow night.
Why aren't you hype?
>Mfw going to the NYC card
This will be the real 200. Believe you me.
>>69389896
*anti-wrestling
lol wtf
>>69389897
Jones will be back in the UFC unless Lellator or ONE decide to break the bank on him.
>>69389896
Her wrestling habits were a bit odd tonight I thought. She seemed to be much more keen on the double overhooks. I've read that Russian wrestlers love to use them, so maybe she's trained with some of them. Doesn't seem to work too well against a wall in the cage tough.
>>69389914
Because finding a good stream is going to be absolute ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaLbxJTCQE
>>69389898
They have very similar demeanors. She was also a big fan of Jones. I think she really respects champions. Plus the Polish community in NY is a real thing. Just a smart move all around.
>>69389829
Probably some hardcore slavs with muay thai experience
If communism does anything correctly it's teach people how to be iron motherfuckers
>>69389914
All meme fights
would rather watch street heems online 2bh
>>69389924
What it's right here ufc.tv/4k
http://www.strawpoll.me/10703136
>>69389930
Links were shit tonight, even on Reddit they were saying how they were having buffering issues and it wasn't very reliable. Can't have that shit during my fightan
>>69389895
i really like the leech, i think he still has a lot of potential.
>>69389930
*finding a stream on acestream which isn't hours out of time is going to be absolute ass
>>69389939
>What's ur schedule?
This dude was foaming out of his mouth like pitbull
>>69389924
lrn2btsport m8
>>69389939
Lol haha!!! :)
>>69389939
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69389856
>know some average/skinnyfat dyel guy from my gym
>used to message me on facebook all the time
>tells me he used to do conditioning
>then 15 rounds of hard standup sparring no problem
>been doing muay thai for not even 1.5 years at that point
>outclassed him handily several times
>mfw he said he trains with some top level guys
>Mexicunt calling anyone a nigger
>>69389912
>>69389953
Faber is getting cucked so hard.
>>69389961
Did i trigger your groid face you fucking ape
>>69389949
this
>>69389962
Cheeky Weidman
>>69389962
>mfw literally anyone thinks clawja won r3
>>69389962
Wrestlefucking and Brazil BTFO in one fight
Bless JJ
>>69389962
Based.
>>69389965
The only thing I'm triggered by is how short Mexicans usually are.
>>69389522
I liked this quite a lot desu
Watching these WebM's make me sorry for myself I put up with a potato quality stream to watch this fight. It looks so much better here
>>69389962
This fight set the tone for UFC 200.
>>69389964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc_MPvuuYko
I'll have you know that Faber takes cuckoldry very seriously.
>>69389983
>shook at manlets
You now remember when people thought this man was the greatest fighter in MMA history.
>>69389972
Blame the shittiness of the 10 point must system. Under ONE FC rules, Joanna won that by a wide margin. Which she did given the criteria.
Is it over for today? No more fights?
>>69389994
Yes, I did 2 days ago.
>>69389988
>potato quality stream
AceStream next time, buddy. Get some of that tasty HD in your life.
>>69389994
He is though
>>69389962
Dee enjoyed that.
>tfw no qt faithful irish gf who will let you fuck other women regularly
>>69389997
BROK incoming in 22 hours
>>69389962
Joanna's my girlfriend.
>>69389994
Lol will smith never fought in the ufc
>>69390000
I'm the brit who was having acestream issues today
Like I said, looking on Reddit it seems I wasn't alone, there were a few posts saying how things weren't working well
>>69389990
>I-I-I'm not homosexual!!!!
>>69389997
Always knew you were a casual.
post yfw an overweight 41 yr old anderson heems the lhw champ
>>69390011
it werks for me, I'll PM you the fix
>>69390000
I've never been able to get acestream to work. Every time I try to load a stream some sort of timeout error pops up. It's suffering.
>>69389997
Lion Fight 30 was today. Downloading right now m8
Who /ScoredRound4and5asA10-9/ here?
>>69389997
>>69390016
True this regret giving him the acestream a few threads ago now desu
>Urijah Faber is 37 years old
>>69389994
Joanna inarguably won round 3 under UFC judging as well. Takedowns don't score well, and the only reason that people think they do is because GSP.
>>69389962
G A N G S T E R
A
N
G
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T
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>>69389812
She looks legit, and it's not even like a men's division where you actually need to work your way up
>>69390022
on 2 days notice
During that main event I was thinking how much more fun it would be if Rogan was watching
Stann and Anik seem to want to keep their composure, so they never appear to lose their shit when something big happens or is threatened
Sometimes they just casually talk on
Will Anderson Silva get heem'd or decisioned
>>69390034
they don't watch 6th round, top, takedowns, octagon control and leg kicks are worth less then they used to.
look at all the 10-8 we got this weeks so far as well.
based robbie started it in hendricks/lawler 2
>>69390030
ON WHAT FUCKING BASIS. If you don't score 4&5 as 10-8, then what the fuck would need to happen for you to score a 10-8?
>>69390022
Worth putting a cheeky tenner on Anderson?
>>69390005
That is tomorrow fucking shit
>>69390016
topkek mate. I came here when MgConnor vs Nate was happening.
>>69390031
Bruh i watched another Ace today..
Soon i'll be a little more then casual.
Anyone give Claudia Round 3?
>>69389812
One of the goofs said Joanna had already cleaned out the division. Do these cucks even watch the sport they write blogs about?
>>69390022
It'd be the best thing for the division, the rematch would be a title shot and give glover/rumble, gus , latifi, osp, cirkinov, krylov room to start a run up and become contenders
>>69390030
I scored Round 5 as a 10-9, Joanna wasn't teeing off as much as in round four, just an overall dominating round, R4 was a 10-8 though, Claudia was a punching bag
>>69390063
I could maybe see a tie desu but absolutely no way she won it
>>69390060
>ON WHAT FUCKING BASIS
On the basis Claudia was never in any real danger. I'm not saying it was right for me to score it that way, apparently those new rules say if a fighter is dominating it's a 10-8 round. But prior it's been so rare to see a 10-8 that I don't really give it unless there's been threats of a finish
Will Anderson get cut after tomorrow? He's gonna lose 4 in a row.
>>69390044
She does look legit, but I think a few fights, 2 or 3 should do her some good. Like how they made Holly fight Raquel and Reneau, before feeding her to Ronda.
>>69390068
She's cleared out every actual contender though, everyone else is fighting to be a legitimate contender
>>69390030
Round 5 I had as 10-9, but if round 4 isn't a 10-8 then what the fuck even is?
>post yfw you remember the main event of UFC 200 is a womans fight
the lack of webms for Joanna savaging Gassed Gadelha is sad, would consider anyone that posts them a true fight fan. Have thread related webm.
>>69390080
with extra 10 pounds she'll be sheeming hoes left and right
>>69390061
>I came here when MgConnor vs Nate was happening.
Wow got ourselves a real veteran here. No wonder your opinions are so trash, I always just thought you were a troll.
>>69390022
I would literally turn off the PPV and cry myself to sleep
will anderson vs gsp ever happen? gsp is open to fight the 185 champ after all
>>69390080
>mfw I was literally just about to ask for any sick WebM's of JJ's muay thai
>>69390097
the shitty of Rob Young
I am starting to think they are doing it on purpose so the people visit their shitty site over controversy
>>69390082
They refreshed the rules specifically because the rarity of 10-8s was a problem ya dingus
>he thinks doo ho choi wouldn't completely wreck McGregor at 145
would be a fourst round KO for dhc
>>69390105
why it would be hilarious?
>>69390098
>the main event of ufc 200 is a pair of lesbians
Feels good for queer folk to be included in the fighting community.
>>69390098
JJ/Gadelha is a better fight than Nunes/Tate
Iron sharpens iron
>>69390080
Why do fighters in the UFC who are facing better strikers who switch stances, respond to this by switching stances themselves? It just gives the better striker more shots and angles than they're probably more used to and better at working with.
>>69390092
Maybe we have a semantic difference here, but WSW is a young, rapidly improving division. I think Calderwood could be a real threat stylistically especially now that she's training at Tristar. Soest and Dern are possible additions from their dominating their fields. Lots of threats on the horizon.
>>69390097
>Rob Young
Cuck probably had money on Clawja
>>69390114
Conor would smoke that little twink. There's not a man alive who can take that left hand.
>>69390112
Yeah, but I didn't know that as I was scoring the fight
>>69390115
Because DC is my boy you goof
inb4 memetexting
>>69390111
I use adblock anyway. WrestlingOberver usually has some ultrashit scores as well.
>>69390114
>>>/asp/
you have to go back
>>69390128
I bet you're white
s m h
Anyone else going to rewatch that JJ fight? Don't usually rewatch much but I just have an urge to for this one and also RDA/Alvarez
>>69390080
based ausbro bringing the good shit. Don't think you can really call these exchanges when gassed gadelha only manages a tired swing and then gets lit up with 3 crisp shots. 176 vs 63 sigstrikes total.
>>69390122
I see what you mean, I just think of people like Calderwod, Soest, and Dern as people who still have some work to do, same with Rose too
>>69390118
>dat perfect head kick
>>69390120
Because arrogance, and against a muay thai savant in her case
>>69390120
>Why do fighters in the UFC who are facing better strikers who switch stances, respond to this by switching stances themselves?
When your lead leg is getting hit over 100 times you can't maintain the same stance all through.
>>69390126
T H I S
H
I
S
>>69390134
Some white people like blacks, just like some women have penises
GET OVER IT
>>69390126
Max Holloway did it you stupid potato faggots.
You now remember due to Jon Jones cancelling a PPV this is actually UFC 199
>>69390143
Yeah I get that, but I meant as a specific reaction to your opponent switching stance. Just makes it look like you're running out of ideas.
>>69390126
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Anderson on 2 days notice is horrifying.
So many different elements to prepare for and study.
>>69390122
Give Calderwood Esparza and then match her against JJ.
>>69390135
>Don't usually rewatch much
Get out casual. I've seen Wonderboy-Rory 6 times so far.
>>69390151
its actually 198 considering 176
>>69390104
lel you are a misserable sad cunt.
I haven't had a single opinion here yet so you are mistaken me for some other Ola.
>>69390126
Conors chin has been exposed
DHC would pop it like a whack a mole button on easy mode
It wouldn't be a contest, Mcgoober is a counter striker and dhc is an elite striker, he would out feint mcgoober and jaw him before he even knew what was going on
>>69390151
198 actually
Aldo-Mendes II originally was at 176
>>69390135
I've rewatched Rousey/Bethe about 65 times.
>>69390159
he feels bad about popping and his sacrificing himself to save ufc 200
he knows he has no chance
seriously based move
>>69390118
Man it's only in the replays and WebM's where I can really appreciate her striking and how she mixes it up
So much going on as the fight is happening it's hard to just sit back and see the little details. Good stuff desu, thnks Ausbro
>>69390154
Yeah, I don't think it's a tactical response as much as a macho one. Like when one guy throws spinning shit so the other guy throws spinning shit.
>>69390160
1; Rose vs. karolina - #1 contender
2. Gadelha vs. Torres - loser faces loser of above
3. Esparza vs. Calderwood - winner faces winner of above
Easy
>>69390172
>anderson comes in
>30 seconds into the fight hits cormier with a perfectly timed jabs and knocks him out cold
>everyone is suddenly his fans again
>>69389560
>>69389670
>>69389578
Cain wrestlefucking him to death made Junior appreciate the ground game more.
>DHC struggled more against Japanese cans than 'elite UFC fighters'
is he the next anderson silva?
>>69390186
I like it.
>>69390189
Literally how could you not be a fan if he manages that
DC is a seriously tough opponent, I'm bloody worried for Silva
>>69390173
You should watch some pure muay thai if you like that. Check out Tiffany van Soest.
>>69390186
If Karolina wins, UFC can sell it as a revenge fight as well. Joanna choked her out in an ammy fight.
if you haven't thrown EVERYTHING on anderson, you're not a fucking fight fan
>people acting like Daniel Cormier can be KO'd
it is literally impossible, his chin is the best in MMA
>>69390160
JJ would fucking murder Esparaza again no contest
It's gonna be real depressing watching Anderson get mauled tomorrow.
I really wish this wasn't happening.
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW???
CAN
YOU
SEE
ME
NOW
>>69390186
Then who does Joanna fight next considering she's more active than everybody on that bracket?
So, tomorrow's the last night of fights
>>69390213
And its the finale too
isn't this great
Im so hype
anyone else masturbate to the thought of megan olivi having brocks big white dick in her while that midget cuck benavidez looks on
>>69390204
No shit. I'm saying to match Calderwood against Esparza because Esparza's the only fighter in the top five who isn't booked.
>>69390192
Thanks for posting all of these~
>>69390209
If they made flyweight Ronda would rag doll this poor goblin. She gains like 40lbs on fight night
>>69390209
She'd get outgrappled though
>>69390220
Oh misread, thought you wanted the winner of the two to fight JJ, even if that was Carla
>>69390202
Anderson's best shot is a sneaky submission from bottom which is also unlikely due to Cormier's fat ass being pretty fucking unstoppable on the ground
>>69390211
The winner of Rose and Karolina, which is 3 weeks from today, possibly 3 months from now. at UFC 204 or 205.
>>69390222
Are you seriously saying this after the Holm fight? JJ is the one female fighter in the UFC besides holly who can use that blueprint.
>>69390226
that would be a cool look for him if it wasn't for the penis sword
Even with a full camp Anderson can't beat DC. Not in 2016. Not even 3 years ago imo.
>>69390226
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>>69390232
Joanna wants to fight at 205 buddy
Lads Ronda is much, much bigger than JJ
>>69390198
my only problem is how fickle people are. his fanbase disappeared overnight after the weidman loss. Everyone was suddenly weidman "fans"
I havent seen them around either. I still like anderson. I like cormier as well since he is from louisiana. Hell I drove to houston to watch him fight gustaffason and paid 500 dollars for overpriced tickets to sit behind fucking dwight howard and james harden while they memed the entire time but people hated on DC and suddenly give him props now and they hate on Anderson and I am certain if he wins tonight he will be back in the Goat talks
>>69390233
ronda is huge compared to jj. she got holly but just couldn't take her down cause holly is gassed to the gills.
>>69390243
This is a year in which Michael Bisping is the UFC middleweight champion of the world.
>>69390245
99% of the roster wants to fight at 205. Doesn't mean they'll get their wish.
>>69390233
Come on now, Joanna's one of my favourite fighters but Holly Holm was significantly stronger than Ronda, you can't compare.
>>69390233
Are you joking? If Joanna can't KO Gadelha with 150 face punches, she sure as hell can't KO somebody who outweighs her by 25 pounds. Holly being as physically intimidating as Rousey was a big part of that gameplan.
>>69390246
And she'd have to cut some actual weight (not just water) to make 125. It's not a sure thing, but I would happily bet money on JJ in that fight.
>>69390253
Well if DC goes in too overconfident he can get heem'd but:
a) He has an iron chin
b) I don't think he's as dumb as Luke
>>69390256
Joanna fights every 4 months, won't drop out and fuck the card, and MSG will definitely have 3-4 title fights. You're an idiot lad.
>>69390233
Joanna can't beat Ronda kiddo. The size difference is way too immense and Ronda is a better grappler than Gadelha. Just cause she got head kick KO'd doesn't mean she doesn't know Judo anymore.
>>69390262
Bruh, these people are 2 weight divisions apart. It's the equivalent of Dominick Cruz fighting RDA.
>>69390248
>his fanbase disappeared overnight after the weidman loss. Everyone was suddenly weidman "fans"
Honestly it's been the other way around for me, it's like they're desperately trying to remain stuck circa 2013. No one seems to really like Weidman, if anything they're pissed the boring white guy lucked into beating the GOAT, to paraphrase them, and they think he was robbed with Bisping. Hilariously quiet about the NC. Lots of people champion Silva as the best ever still and think he'll meme all over Cormier.
>>69390110
>>69390267
>You're an idiot lad
>Getting this salty for literally no reason
I said either UFC 204 or 205, I didn't rule it out you literal moron.
>>69390283
Hang out with less casuals?
>>69390248
It is what it is. Ronda got shat on, Conor got shat on, Jones is getting shit on a bit, people like seeing others fall
>>69390279
>It's the equivalent of Dominick Cruz fighting RDA
hmmm
>>69390248
At least with Anderson there was always a loud anti-Anderson contingent during his reign. I remember people were FURIOUS with him after Abu Dhabi. Their voices drowned out the true Anderson fans who stood by their man :(
>unirionically discussing the possibility of anyone having success at Mackenzieweight
just stop.
>>69390287
>Fighting on consecutive UFCs
Has anybody even ever done that?
>>69390254
thank you
>>69389773
>Gonzaga Cro-Cop's Cro-Cop
>Cro Cop Gomzaga's Gonzaga
like pottery
>>69390263
DC survived punches from Rumble who is basically a human built to punch hard as fuck. Silva can't heem him unless he hits some insane wombo combo.
>>69390290
It's hard when I freelance for an MMA website and come into contact with the wider spanish speaking audience. The people I hang out with are less casual or recognize they're not and just want to enjoy a good fight, no fucks given about who's who.
>>69390189
>Implying I ever stopped being a fan
>>69390301
>or
>>69390314
She's so fucking fast it's unreal
>>69390320
dropped not heemed.
legend
>>69390321
her jab is a thing of beauty
>>69390320
He got dropped and recovered in 0.5 seconds, he also ate a vicious knee from Gus and recovered in 2 seconds
>>69390321
It's like for every strike or even feint she returns 4
>>69390318
Holy kek m8, let me spell it out for you
>Number 1 contender match at 204 or 205
>Joanna is likely going to fight at 205
>Number 1 contender would be on 204 and 205
Like, maybe Cerrone has done consecutives? I can't think of anyone else.
>>69390324
rocked not dropped
>>69390305
that was the last fight to get me truly emotionally invested and hyped.
am i an oldfag destined to never be excited about the current and future generation of fighters?
>>69390326
>These aren't the same guy
I've been watching for a decade and never realized that.
>>69390337
bent not broken
>>69390321
she came out to start the third looking more crisp than any other wmma fighter to start the first
>>69390339
Fucking Mexicans.
>>69390339
Did he not see Korean super boy heem the shit out of the Brazilian?
>>69390308
You actually just said there is a person ANDERSON SILVA is incapable of knocking out.
>>69390335
I don't think you can read well. I said the #1 contender fight is happening 3 weeks from now. Then I said Joanna fights the winner of that fight at either UFC 204 or 205. Not that hard to understand surely.
it hurts me how bad the questions asked at press conferences are
Silva's demeanor is something to be noted going into this fight.
He doesn't really seem in it to win it, he's said he just want to challenge himself and it seems like that's honestly all this is to him. He just wants to see where he's at and he'll happily take a loss as a little test. That and the money, but bloody hell it's Daniel Cormier. Silva' hasn't even been training much leading up to the fight, much as I want him to do well everything just points to a beatdown
>>69390339
>Reebok shills will still insist fighters are paid well
>>69390345
Rule 1: Cardio.
>>69390354
2016 Anderson Silva isn't the dude that toyed with Griffin and annihilated Rich Franklin. He lost to Bisping who he would have destroyed in 1 round in his prime.
>>69390356
>Does your left leg hurt? xD
>>69390357
It's called a feint
>>69390356
Chael will save us
Replace post fight press conference media row with just Chael
>>69390357
LMAO her fucking lip.
>>69390369
>how does it feel to win?
its truly compelling
>>69390286
That exchange won JJ the round.
when will this guy ever stop eating the steaks? he fucking missed weight again
Lads, Cormier Anderson: Decision or stoppage?
>>69390339
>nigger thinking he's underpaid and underappreciated and that he actually should have got FOTN
oh well gee what a surprise
>>69390358
That's just not who Silva is. He was just as goofy leading up to Bisping. He's a weird dude. I don't think his mindstate has really ever held him back. Dude was always calm and collected. It's definitely the lesser factor between all of the other ones that point to him getting pooped on
>>69390385
Stoppage. 1 minute.
>>69390384
JUST
KEEP
EATING
>>69390380
>she'll never give you that look
heem me now
>>69390387
(except against Vitor)
Was wild seeing him put on the mask and get right up in Vitor's face
>>69390339
i bet he thinks it was racism too....
>>69390367
lol cejudo and horiguchi will have wars in a few years as one of them is champ
>>69390339
Not doing himself any favour there is he?
>>69390339
When you're a nobody and they graciously give you a pay day that they won't even hold against you going forward if you lose, that's your reward.
Does anyone know how to find out what the viewership numbers were for the main event tonight?
>>69389600
Fucking Choi
Looked so innocent in the press conference but is a total fucking killer in the octagon.
>>69390407
Have to watch for overnight & next day ratings
>>69390398
>>69390387
i mean he definitely tried to mindfuck maia
and played a lot of passive aggressive games with Weidman. really tried to make it seem like he didnt belong in the same universe as him to get in chris' head
>>69390402
got myself a running bet it'll be Horiguchi that finally dethrones Mighty Mouse. Just gotta hope he's not rushed into another "oh shit the division's empty" title fight and has at least a year more to grow and the fights to sharpen himself.
man, i hope brock creates a funny meme tomorrow
>>69390416
know where I can get that?
>>69390422
Only reason I'm praying he wins
i hate this fat fuck
>>69390431
forgot pic
some Choi webms?
>Brock Lesnar is fighting in a few bongs
>>69390434
i hate his dumb voice
>>69390422
>>69390426
Having once been a rasslefag, I hope Mark uppercuts Brock's chin upside down and he misses Summerslam so WWE gets completely fucked from this and has to go into max panic damage control. That'll be the real glorious meme.
Threadly heeminder
>>69390080
>>69390118
>>69390167
>>69390192
>>69390254
>>69390286
>>69390314
>>69389962
Thanks Aussie .webm maker.
Can you make one just at the end of the fight or at the official decision?
I want to add Gadelha's beaten face to collage of her victims. Like this >>69389735, but the presser photo doesn't match the other ones.
>>69390385
cormier is going to rapefuck anderson and it won't be pretty.
You remember what Chael vs Prime anderson looked like?
imagine a wrestler that's bigger and better
>>69390418
yup, he held his own for the first 3 rounds. he'll spank high ranked FLW for now on, plus he fishes at ATT with robbie
>>69390434
fat people should never be allowed to do anything that lets you see their fatness
brian windhorst is the greatest example of this
>>69390443
wonder what he has been up to last few days
Alright, time to go sleepy
Catch you for tomorrows card /heem/. The last one.
Its really pathetic how little these UFC commentators know about judo
i don't even practice judo ( BJJ background tho) and i know that joanna's "judo throws" were called uchi mata
>>69390455
Smoking more weed than humanely possible
Is Brock vs Hunt even a real fight?
Isn't Brock roided af? I thought it was more of a show than a real fight.
>>69390418
DJ kicked the shit out of him at 186
>>69390437
how long until his heart explodes?
>>69389756
>> caling it "judo move"
its called uchi mata , or "inner thigh" throw
>>69390461
they dont make steroids for glass chins
>>69390418
I'm kind of glad that he fought Mighty Mouse once though.
Even though he lost, he still got that experience in fighting in a championship match and got a taste on what it's like to fight him. Even if he becomes a total can, he'll still be billed as a former title challenger.
Hatsu Hioki passed on a title fight against Aldo to get experience, then lost pretty much all his fights, got cut, and faded into irrelevancy.
>>69390469
>Brock has a glass chin
>>69390463
I know DJ won clearly, but I don't think it was a complete shutout on the feet and when even the guy handed a title shot goes "I would've liked at least one more fight before this" you know you fucked up and rushed it. Lets suppose MM is beatable, who you got in Flyweight for it?
>>69389907
Is this what chin deletion looks like?
>>69390211
Does Waterson have a fight booked?
What's this guy's name again?
Where were the cutmen?
After getting tuned up in the 4th, Claudia's face was in trouble. She had a cut under the left eye. Swelling all around and blood coming from the nose. She resorted to just dumping water on her face. Maybe it's her preference, but where were the cutmen to try and help her out a bit?
>>69390483
left hook larry
>>69390483
Eyepoke McCoke
>>69390459
Stann is one of the most competent technical commentators in the game m8. Judo just isn't a big part of the meta. Not to mention judo fags get in huge shit fits about proper naming.
>>69390494
speaking of that JJ had some nice eye rakes when she was defending against the takedowns any pics of webm of thoses?
>>69390478
Don't ask me. I thought Cejudo would have a strength advantage and be able to hold down DJ and nullify his clinch kind of how Cruz did. Look how that turned out lol.
What is McGregor thinking here?
>>69390481
No way does she get it. She's ranked 11th I think. I don't want them to feed her Page, but on paper it makes sense.
>>69390483
MC Ride
>>69390507
i like dis, I should use dis, my fans will think I'm cool too
>>69389502
anyone dissapointed with rountree's performance?
dude TKOs a guy with literal body kicks in TUF and comes in and gets his ass handed by a middleweight
he had no heart, he looked beat by the end of the second round
>>also
take a fucking BJJ class m8
>>69390512
what do you call that hairstyle?
>>69390484
Having a cut under the eye isn't a big deal. It's a problem when it's above the eye and the blood can obscure vision. I thought most the blood was coming from her nose anyway.
>>69390512
i saved this as ball scratch not seeing her cornerman scratching his balls
>>69390080
Claudia got a thick skull
>>69390080
>DAT ladylike stagger at :05
>>69390503
They weren't eye rakes. She was controlling the head. Hard to get chest to chest when you're getting your neck fucked up. The ref was on top of it the whole time and the one time Joanna poked her, Claudia flipped out and drew attention to it.
>>69390483
Jon 'Jab's the needle to the bones' Jones
Jon 'Call the feds cause i use peds' Jones
Jon 'Usada wont pay my loans" Jones
Jon 'Cormier's haunting groans' Jones
Choi dooho supaboy web?
>>69390530
>Gets outwrestled
>Take a BJJ class
>>69390530
world is full of people who train their strengths and ignore their weaknesses
>>69390504
Cejudo's a solid bet too m8, anyone can have a bad night and he just wasn't prepared for the kind of clinch MM brought. It's either him or Horiguchi that get it done out of anyone, but only after some solid growth and if they don't get fed to Johnson while looking for a quick, sellable title match.
what people dont get is that Silva at this point is a complete human meme, he has always been a human meme, but after losing to Weidman he turned into a complete one, he gives no fucks anymore
the only thing on his mind right now is not how he is going to beat DC but rather how he is going to meme on DC
Maybe he can pull some meme magic and win, probably not, but its going to be a fun fight to watch anyway
>>69390000
righteously clean quads
you are rewarded with a smile from aishwarya
>>69390576
he is going to use the technique he picked up in the diaz fight and lay down across the cage
>Anderson Silva will finish his career with a Diaz tier mma record
stupid donkey
>>69390596
>caring about records
ur the donkey m8
new bread when
>>69390596
and more money than you ever will see your whole life
jeben ti matter
>>69390371
Speaking of feint jabs, can we have a webm of Schaub getting heemed with a feint jab from Big Nog.
>>69390512
dat roidgut/roygut
>>69390496
judo is a staple in most camps nowadays
coleman, both diaz bros, JBJ, ( the list goes on) and as you've seen joanna use throws effectively yet they have no judo background
of course there's honda and emelianenko
there's no excuse in 2016 for at least one commentator to not know the distinction between the most basic judo throws used in mma
>>69390496
its like saying a commentator doesn't know what the single leg or double is. the uchi mata is literally the most popular judo throw used by MMA fighters
dude could learn the names of the most used throws by literally taking a judo class for two weeks
>>69389789
At 1:33 when she sets the choke, why doesn't she move clockwise, instead of counter-clockwise? Wouldn't it be more effective in applying pressure for the choke??
>>69390496
imagine if a every time a wrestler went for a double a commentator said "oh boy look at that wrestling takedown, sure is a great wrestling move"
it shows the UFC has low standards for their commentators, and just how little technical understanding they have outside of wrestling
>>69390496
>Judo just isn't a big part of the meta.
mfw
>>69390507
he looks confused
>>69390677
>>mfw casuals believe this
>>69390585
if that fucking roider pulls any of his stupid shit I'll never watch another of his fights. I suffered through the horrible Maia/ASliva pos fight. That was enough.
He's so disrespectful in the shittiest way possible, and then sucks up at the end pretending to be respectful.
>>69390118
Joanna is me playing UFC 2
fucking broken ass game
>>69390712
casual enough to start studying judo at age 8
and I'm probably double your age
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