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Seriously who u got this time?
Claudiaposting
first for Don Frye
SCHAUB IS PANCREATIC CANCER
>>69363552
Look at him, trying to hide that Adam's Apple.
nice start guys
BRUH WHY ARE THEY BOTH REMOVED FROM THE FIGHT CARD>>>?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?????
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/751262281011306496
JJ WILL DESTROY HER
>>69367318
They are in the tuf final tonight
This is something I wanna bring up. Does VegasDave know something we don't?
Nobody ITT would last 10 seconds in my guard, I'd be willing to put money on it.
>>69369827
no, Vegas Dave is a degenerate gambler.
Chinczyk via ud
Claudia is on the horsemeat
>>69370074
U sure?
>biggest card of all time
>wymons main eventing
>wwe wrestler biggest star on the show
vince wins again
>>69370074
*teleports behind you* *locks in twister* pssshhhhh nothing personal kid
>actually giving a shit who is the main event when the whole card is still crazy stacked
Sure, Fronke vs Aldo or Brock vs Hunt are the more popular fights but still.
>>69370163
So u got Nunes for the win?
>>69370115
Nunes
Hunt
DC
Frankie
Sea Level Cain
>>69370074
I'd stack you up and grind your face with my forearms until you were unrecognizable, then once you were tired bring the bows
Fagit
>>69370115
nunes
hunt
dc
fronk
cain
>Pena literally calls Helwani a goofball
>>69368719
One of the few photos where she looks good.
Fucking make-up magic.
Zane Simon and Connor Reubusch unironically called Frankie Edgar fans the 2nd worst fan base in MMA
How is this possible?
>>69370204
I don't know what he was thinking making the woman's fight the main event, there's no hype for it and people who don't care will walk out after the lesnar fight
>>69370236
I don't think anyone's upset about it desu, it's just more people commenting on how what was supposed to be the biggest card is headlined by two non draws.
Lets be honest, Nunes/Tate isn't a fight that headlines even a normal PPV. Holm/Tate didn't and that was arguably an even bigger fight since it was the first defence of the lass who beat Ronda Rousey
>>69370115 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Frankie
Travis
Jon Jones is a douche
How the fuck do you still cheat given the situation he was in? lol
>>69370319
Not arguably that WAS a bigger fight, people look at this nunes fight as a squash match for tate
>>69370319
Of course. Still, the meme about this card is how stacked it is.
Who ends it doesn't really matter to me.
Like I said, the Franke fight or Brock fight would make more sense, but who cares.
we should do picks for the entire card, fightpass prelims to main
hard mode
what do you guys think?
No news? No link? Is this thread going to get deleted?
>>69370241
not really but Vegas Dave doesn't really know anything we don't. I think Nunes can finish in the first but Miesha is stupid tough and will probably survive an early onslaught before grinding Nunes out to a late stoppage.
I keep having a feeling that Joanna will pull out of the fight
>>69370376
be the jon jones you want to see in the world
you'll have to tally everyone's picks because everyone is getting goofed
Claudia heems the polish power, fights the female Bolo.
>Rin Nakai 2016 champ
Check back after the tomorrow.
>>69370376
I'm in but it depends if the prediction bros want to do it
Im afraid my favorite goblin will get her ass whooped.
She was pictured as a fucking cunt on TUF and Claudia is definitively in her head.
Also Claudia looks on top physically and last fight was super tight.
My heart is for JJ but my money is on Claudia
>>69370369
>Who ends it doesn't really matter to me.
But it does matter in the end
The headliner is often seen as the carrier of the card and it's what the card gets billed as. The card is stacked, but when a big fight gets shelved, there's always that sting left of what could have been. It never feels the same, no matter how many other things are on there
>>69370413
Me too she and claudia have been removed from the card on wikipedia
>>69370376
Makes sense. Every fight is notable.
>>69370420
This womanlet should drop down to 85
>>69370296
Me. I was optimistic after yesterdays card, but there's been a bit of negativity on /heem/ and then I actually looked at tonights card and now I sort of feel bad I'm going to be sitting through it
Hope its fun
>>69370436
>Claudia is definitively in her head.
I think its the other way around actually, Joanna tends to do cuntish stuff all the time before fights so she is used to it.
Pick a flaw.
>inb4 Huntfags
>>69370436
i just realized she didn't give claudia a gift
Sure am pumped for memesha tate and amanda nunes.
>>69370481
she didn't give valerie one
>>69370478
Pena is not beating Zingano but everything else looks good.
>>69370469
I don't think you can really deny Joanna seems much more emotional for this fight though, she doesn't seem shook, but it does seem Claudia's gotten to her
That emotion can play a huge factor, either positively or negatively desu
>>69370459
Last nights fight were worse on paper and was a pretty comfy night every preelim but one a finish
>>69370478
Lauzon is a tricky one. Sanchez is has only been finished once (doctor stoppage vs BJ Penn) and Lauzon has only 1 decision win in his career.
>>69370487
kek
Honestly speaking though, is anyone anywhere actually saying this?
>>69370526
>>69370396
sure is mma vivisection in here
>>69370487
you better be, my heemstralian friend
>>69370478
Doing parlay that big never works. If you paired them up you might actually win some money.
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier vs. Anderson Silva
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
>sorry about the delete
>>69370420
She was always terrible
>>69370440
It's back up now
>>69370447
She can drop a turd on my bed while she's at it
>>69370513
Pena could heem Zing13secondarmbarno since Cat's been out for 1.5 years, anything possibru
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69370436
Honestly, the only way JJ wins is if Claudia is too passive and loses on the score card somehow or too aggressive and gets caught.
However Claudia has a chin and Im not sure JJ's noodle arms have enough power to knock out somebody with a chin.
Also Caludia's striking has looked really refined lately so Im not convinced JJ has an advantage anywhere.
>Strength and Conditioning
Claudia>>>>>JJ
>Wrestling/BJJ
Claudia>>>>>JJ
>Striking
Claudia>JJ
>>69370561
;)
>>69370631
Nunes
Brock
DC
Aldo
Cain
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69370691
JJ might have the cardio advantage and she dropped Claudia last fight, so idk
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Silva
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69370631
Tate
Marku Hunto
Spoider
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69370250
>>69370631
pls bud
>>69370631
Tate via 3rd round sub
Hunt via 1st round heem
Cormier via 2nd round T/KO
Aldo via decision
Cain via 3rd round T/KO
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69370691
Strength, yes but conditioning Jajaycheck can go 5 rounds at decent pace.
>>69370478
Lauzon is done. He looked terrible in his last fight. Al broke him. And people bring up the Gomi win but Gomi hasn't been good for nearly a decade, is a drunk, and had his chin deleted by Myles Jury. People forget Diego has pretty damn good BJJ.
>>69370631
nunes
lesnar
silva
aldo
velasquez
>>69370741
Just don't see it happening with how refined Claudia has become.
It really is like she got 5x better and JJ stayed exactly the same. Meme strikers usually don't fare well in these kinds of fights. And arguably JJ didn't even win the first match up since Claudia technically "won" more of the fight, but you know how the judges are.
>>69370631
Tates
Brocc
Dan
Frankie
Cain
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10697212
http://www.strawpoll.me/10697212
http://www.strawpoll.me/10697212
>>69370631
Nunes
Hunt
Silva
Aldo
Cain
>>69370783
i can't wait for knuckle up given what's gone down with the cops and coloreds
>>69370323
Cain is going to destroy Travis.
>>69370828
Fuck alright u convinced me with that JJ hasn't progressed shit. I might bet
>>69370631
Tate
Brocc
Danielle via SUCC
Frankie
Cain
>>69370631
Nunes
Lesnar
Silva
Edgar
Browne
>>69370821
>no picture
wewlad
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
DC
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69363517
monster clit edition
i unironically hope yoanna heems her in the first
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Valasquez
>>69370828
>but you know how the judges are
I think, if JJ has stronger cardio and higher volume output, then rounds 4 and 5 will likely go her way. Claudia has to get stoppage or win first three rounds by a good margin, so judges cant fuck her.
All the heemlords picking Nunes, any particular reason?
>>69370980
Punchers chance
>>69370631
Nunes
Brock
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
DC
Joe Say
Cain
Rate my dogger, /heem/
>>69370980
meme magic it in to reality to fuck dana for making headliner
>>69370631
Miesha Mctits
Hunt via chin deletion
DC cuz Spider isn't ready for the succ... and fuck hues
Frankie via fuck hues
Cain for the Browne/Ronda domestic abuse fight we deserve
>>69370631
"Literally Who" Tate in a decision snooze fest
Hunt last minute of the first round KO
(C'MON) DC
Edgar in a decision snooze fest
Browne because Cain injury five minutes before walkout
>>69370980
>>69370994
>Punchers chance
She's better on the feet and on the ground. Miesha barely scraps through all her fights, even the ones where she has a clear advantage.
>>69370631
Tate
BROCK.
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69370980
miesha literally is a bad fighter
>>69370980
Who is this male bantamweight fighter?
This is unironically great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1flK0N-VXY
>>69371033
Nunes BJJ Black Belt
Stronger stand up
Hits harder
Tate slow starter
Scrapper/Grinder
Better Cardio?
>>69371012
cute dogger is he a fiefan?
>>69371012
Hope you named that dog Rusev.
>>69371077
She was only 20, dude
>>69370631
Nunes
Hunto
Cormier
Aldo
Cain
>>69371110
No but it is a pretty human name.
>>69371091
I legit have no idea what that means
>>69370631
>Nunes
>Hunt
>DC
>Edgar
>Browne
>>69371114
lol just posting a fun knockout, you don't have to ask tough all the time
Wouldn't it be ironic if Claudia and Nunes heem their way to championships and become the next wave of Brazilian Champs.
Dear lord
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
Post your bets lads.
530 euro pay out.
It's like free money.
>>69371077
Meesh should do a repeat performance for UFC 200.
>>69370631
miesha
hunt
dc
aldo
cain
>>69371088
Only thing Miesha has an advantage in is cardio. Nunes fought Sara McMann who is "admittedly" the best wrestler in the division and ran right through her.
>>69371077
im surprised Miesha isnt a slurring mess like Chuck at this point, shes taken a couple sheems and beatings along the way.
>>69371161
Funny you forgot to mention the person that has the mos chance of winning, Aldo
>>69370481
>The Black Bull
>>69371190
Some really nice picks you got there potato, think I'll tail you.
>>69371190
lol might as well play megamillions or powerball
>>69371224
>Interm Champ
>Champ
>McGoober
>>69370631
LMAO Miesha
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar even though I'd rather Aldo
Cain
Actually seems an easy card to predict
any jacked white boys here?
>>69371216
She is paying money for hypnosis, clearly cant be all there.
>>69370631
nunes
hunt
cormier
edgar
cain
>>69371242
Nobody gets heemd playing megamillions.
>>69370631
Tate
Brock
Cormier
Aldo
CAIN?
>>69371137
He meant fitefan, i.e. does he like watching the fights with you
>>69371190
>Travis Browne
What did he mean by this?
>>69371268
i jack every day
>>69371296
Schuab tipped him.
Gotta go with my boy
>>69371249
>Implying mcgregor will fight at featherweight again
>>69371296
>>69371190
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>69371216
>dat ass after 7th second
>>69371321
When have I ever missed weight ye?
>>69371295
Dogger sleeps at that time.
>>69371302
are you built like a black man?
>>69371012
he is a manlet, make him strong like maximus
>>69370884
We'll see, bud.
>>69371321
OIVE NEVA MISSED WEIGHT IN ME LIFE
>tfw UFC 200 and Euro final less than 24 hours away
You guys know that Eddie is LW GOAT right?
Wins over last WEC champ, last Strikeforce champ, current ONE champ, current Bellator champ, and just became UFC champ himself.
Name a better LW resume
>>69371339
Doesn't that make him a doglet?
>>69371319
Schaub also tipped Weidman and Aldo. Said Ronda would absolutely destroy Holly "Holmes" How did that work out? Actually when has he ever tipped a winner?
>>69371332
>>69371344
When's the last time he didn't look like Valerie Letourno cutting to fw
Away from each other*
Fuck me
>goofs seriously think Marked Cunt vs Bork isn't going to be heavily worked
>>69371279
travis browne oozes douche
>>69371369
He predicted Werdum beating Cain. Said Cody would beat Almeida as well.
Other than that the fucker get's on every single hype train.
>>69371369
But Travis is a MUUURRDDEERRRERRR naw I'm'sayin bro?
>>69371371
When he heem'd the whole of Brazil with one punch son
>>69371374
is that the excuse ur gonna use when the fat cunt gets the frank mir treatment?
SO
I've just watched the 3 last fights of yesterday's card.
Any other of interest or can I just skip it ?
what is this cunt on about?
are those roid bottles in background?
>>69371190
>cormier was crying
>mousasi was pleading for the cormier fight
>travis wore a fag flag t-shirt to the staredown
>hendricks shaved his beard
heh
>>69371412
Come on son we both know that ain't true
>>69370631
TATE VIA 3RD ROUND SUB
LESNARVIA 1ST ROUND SUB
CORMIER VIA 2ND ROUND SUB
EDGAR VIA DOMINANT DECISION
VELASQUEZ VIA 1ST ROUND TKO
>>69371436
Are those PEDs?
>>69371429
Some nice finishes, good card overall honestly.
I'm not sure of the fight order but watch Belal and Duffy
As for the rest maybe just watch the WebM's of the finishes but it was a good night
>>>>69371436
wait a minute
>>69371190
betdsi still doesnt have the anderson line
>>69371429
The entire card was good. I'd say watch it all. Finishes everywhere and the few that weren't were spicy bangers.
TFW turning 2 euro into 160
>>69371511
PP has the line but no markets (Round betting, how it will end etc..)
It's annoying. I want to put a lay on Anderson in the first.
>he's not putting his life savings on Anderson
Lads what is Silva doing fighting Cormier on 2 days notice
I literally don't know how he expects to take this. Cormier is iron chin and can wrestlefuck him. Silva is aging and his chin isn't what it once was
>>69371499
>>69371517
thx lads
But fuck thursday night card desu
>>69371472
No clue, I cant make out the bottle.
>>69371511
>Travis Browne
Literally weeping for you fellas, how do you think he beats sea-level Cain, Arlovski was too much for him and he was having trouble with Mitrione until he decided turning into Jon Jones was his only path to victory. Cain will whoop that ass.
>>69371578
For the kek's son
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
"Sea Level" Cain
>tfw except for the Jungle Goddess getting a belt, tonight's card is shit
Is Silva vs DC for the 205 title?
>>69370631
Miesha
Hunto
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69371701
No
Silva can't go 5 rounds on 2 days notice so he wanted 3
>>69371701
three round non title fight
>>69370631
>NUNES
>HUNTO
>DC
>FRONK
>CAIN
She's literally perfect
>>69371676
>Not getting hyped for the doo
casual spotted
>>69370631
Miesha
Bork
Silva
Aldo
Browne
>>69370631
tate
lesnar
dc
edgar
velasquez
>>69371570
He hasn't seen what DC did to the last MW he fought.
I don't participate in these little predictions. Real men put their money on the line.
>>69371830
Silva only loses to memes. DC has no meme potential.
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
Brazilian fans will be on suicide watch
>>69371873
>DC has no meme potential.
Are you new here?
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Silva
Aldo
Cain
Claudia is doomed edition
>>69371701
>>69371715
>>69371721
IF Silva can somehow pull off the win, that will make DC look really fucking bad. I mean, people already don't consider him the real LHW champ due to Jon never actually losing the belt (and since he beat DC). Can you imagine if he loses to 2 day notice Silva? Yet he will somehow still technically be the LHW champ? Absurd.
That being said, I have a really bad feeling for Andy on this one. As stoked as I am to see him back in the octagon, I really wish he hadn't taken this fight.
>>69371012
Enjoy this symbol of American culture: obese, food stealing, loud, dumb, adorable beagle
>>69371873
>DC has no meme potential.
bold statement, there
well now that it happened
how you feeling that alvarez ended the rda meme
>People picking Silva
>>69371873
>DC has no meme potential
Sure ...
>>69370631
nunes
hunt
silva
edgar
cain
>>69371012
>>69371927
nice puppers, they look like they're chill as fuck
>>69371945
Eddie's been my boy ever since I predicted he'd end the Pettis meme. Good for him
>>69371945
I feel like RDA has the skill to be a decent raigning champ but his chin is not championship level. Im ipressed he made it so far with it. Also Alvarez showed up bit time, good on him.
>>69371945
I feel $198 richer that I bet on it, Eddie is the LW GOAT
lol I put a cheeky 15 on Eddie last night and made like 50 bucks
>>69371927
looks old, go buy him a bone
>>69371945
Peeved cause I lost money on it. In hindsight, Alvarez really is a good LW, he has beaten some really credible guys in his career.
>the city of jon jones
>>69371945
I watched the fight earlier today (already knew the results, but wasn't able to watch last night). I thought it was a really good fight, or should I say, really good couple of minutes. They were trading back and forth pretty well, and Eddie got the better of him.
I really like how humble they both were at the end. Made me feel good about the situation, cause I kind of liked RDA. I know nobody here seems to like Brazilians but RDA seemed like a genuinely good dude. But Eddie does too, so I'm happy for him
>>69371993
same gonna use that money to buy the ppv and stream it in 1080p. thank u based eddie.
>>69370631
Tate
Hunto
DC
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69371284
$540,000,000 drawing tonight i'm such a jew i bought one
>Nate heems Conor's career
>Gets title shot at lightweight
>Submits eddie in Rd 1
How likely of a scenario is this?
>>69371945
maybe rda got usada'd
you now remember ufc 200 nunes vs tate
>>69370631
Nunes
Hunt
Silva
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69371945
I feel good.
>>69372026
RDA said Eddie beat the best RDA. Eddie said RDA is a champion through and through. Eddie shittalked Conor.
I love these guys.
>>69372080
POSITIVE VIBES
>>69372080
too soon
>>69371985
his chin actually held up well under those shots. never even got dropped.
>>69372063
I like Nate vs Eddie, t b h. Could be a good fight
>>69372063
actually I think Nate has very good chances against Alvarez using all that reach but I think he will take a dive against Conor for the trilogy
Goober already said in the presser that he wants a trilogy so basically Nate is losing money if he wins
Cerrone vs. Alvarez 2 confirmed
>>69372062
Thanks for the reminder about that. I'm gonna get a $5 quick pick ticket.
>>69372066
nope
wouldve lost his first fight since usada then
So many things working against Silva in this fight:
>Facing a wrestler (his biggest kryptonite)
>2 days notice
>Facing someone who is a natural HW
>DC has an iron chin and decent striking
If Anderson pulls this off then he really might be the greatest of all time.
Also Bisping has more reasons to brag.
>>69372110
Most likely would have if the cage wasn't there to support him.
>>69372080
lmao dana fuming that he took conor off the card
>>69372110
Right, really it was the very first one that was the cleanest / did the most damage. It was basically a flash KO. Dunno how tf he survived that and the following barrage of strikes
>DC hitting 206 with the towel
wtf, did he panic eat after JJ dropped out or what
>>69371945
I think "finally" and laugh at all the retards who gave him no chance.
I'm not saying RDA isn't great but the hype behind him was INSANELY disproportionate. I assume it's Conor newbs who just repeat the UFC's narrative.
And I'm also not saying that Pettis/Alvarez wasn't a shit fight, because it was... But it doesn't negate over a decade of all-action fights against some of the absolute best dudes in MMA. Alvarez's resume is amazing and anyone who has watched MMA for more than a year would NOT write him off like that.
fuckin idiots.
>>69372115
>>69372119
nate vs eddie would endup in eddie wrestlefucking nate to a DEC
look at what happend vs pettis
>>69372129
lol powerball is tomorrow and $288,000,000, you should win both
>>69372177
Nate is a LOT better off his back tho
Can we still pick for TUF 23 Finale?
>>69372188
Fuck powerball and it's $2 tickets. I dont even really like playing MM cause the odds are so high. I like Super Lotto best.
>>69371715
>>69371926
>>69371721
Thanks guys
>>69372203
he isnt going to be on his back just against the fence
>>69372226
yeah you have zero shot of winning either,
powerball is slightly worse like 1 in 292 million vs. megamillions 1 in 258 million
never heard of super lotto
>>69372252
I think Nate is a good match up considering how well Cowboy did vs Eddie
>>69371995
He's too overweight right now so he only gets ONNIT and whey after cardio
>>69372268
>Nate
>Going for leg kicks nay kicks of any kind and knees
>>69372259
Pretty sure super lotto is only california. I hit 5 out of 6 on a super lotto ticket when I was 18. I won $22k. Makes me laugh at people who talk shit about playing the lottery and call it a stupid tax.
>>69370631
PoTater
Bork round 2 cheeky TKO
Daniel "Spider Squasher" Cormier
Jose Aldo
Cain
>>69371945
I picked Eddie before the fight
>>69372203
>le guard meme
stop listening to rogan
>>69372295
ah, i'm in florida, i play every drawing here...it is a stupid tax unless you win
but it's throw away money and i'm too retarded to play something like poker at casinos
>>69372164
have you seen any of rda's fights? and the people who he has beaten?
what does /heem/ means?
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
Is Alvarez the LW GOAT?
>>69372365
Here
Even
Europeans
Matter
>>69372080
>bisping is champ
>wmma instead of conor on ufc 200
what a time to be a mma fan
>>69372354
I look at it as buying a fantasy. For a couple bucks you get to wonder "what if" and think of all the places you can travel to and all the enemies you can have killed.
>>69372365
hell encompasses every moment
>>69372372
There will never be a lw goat it's too competetive
>>69372388
lol this is a good one. Up there with his erection enters me
>>69370631
Miesha Tate
Brock Lesnar
Daniel Cormier
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
>>69372392
>Muh Conor
189ers are SO embarrassing.
>>69370631
Amanda Nunes
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
José Aldo
Cain Velasquez
>>69370631
>Miesha the slut
>Hunt by overhand of course
>DC
>Aldo i wanan see him heem mcgoober
>Travis mother fucking Brown
I am a successful person and I feel that success people don't celebrayte on the misfortune of others. I wish Jon all the best in his recoovery and his jooney back.
>wmma fight headlines the biggest UFC event to date
Are they retarded? Why did they change it from Bork and Hunt? Half the people is gonna leave after their fight.
>>69370631
Tate
Hunto
DC
Edgar
Cain
UFC 200: Biggest, Baddest Card Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNHhBLan6SE
>>69363517
You know, I didn't like her much prior to TUF, but she's grown on me. One of them is leaving the octagon on a stretcher, if not in a hearse.
>>69363552
The fuck? You're in public, bitch!
>>69364691
Hey, genius, women have those too, they're just generally less pronounced. I begging you to PLEASE read an anatomy book.
When is the weigh ins?
>>69372477
the're forcing it m8, just like they did with might mouse to casual fans
>>69372477
That's what i'm saying, it should be Aldo vs Eggar
guys wht are the news on jones?! what did he inject into his buttocks?
>Miesha, Gastelum and Hendricks still haven't weighed in
>>69370631
Nunes
Hunt
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Daniel
Frankie
Cain
Are they gonna make it or is 200 double fucked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlRvH45L1fs
>the first youtube comment
>Mfw every slav post I read on /heem/ is them complaining about women
>>69372477
Are you really asking why a title fight is the main event and a non title fight isnt?
>>69372513
>Tfw you will never create giant children with her
>She will never pick you up and thrust you in and out of her
>>69371190
>Nunes over Tate
>Travis over Cain
Lel pay the €5 to me, I'll pay you €600 if you win
hendricks is very close to missing weight, has to do the towel
>>69372520
WEW so what if she doesn't make it? Is she off the card too?
This is all coming together so well.
>Hendricks too fat to fight
And no one is surprised.
>>69372535
>What is ufc 196?
>>69372504
I agree, that's going to be the Fight of the Night ans it's hanging there like it's some prelims fight...
>>69372549
>What is every other UFC card ever?
>>69371945
Except RDA was never a meme. He's a great fighter who beat some good fighters and got a decent streak until he fought another great fighter and lost while still in his feet. He will be back.
>>69372545
>>Nunes over Tate
Why are people overrating Miesha this hard? I don't get it. Have you seen her fights?
>>69370691
>>Striking
>Claudia>JJ
Here's your reply
And Hendricks misses weight
wow
Color me surprised
>>69372521
>Profile picture
kek hendricks just weighed in at 171 and a quarter, missed weight with 3 minutes to go
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
Cormier
Edgar
Browne
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
DC
Edgar
Memlasquez
>>69372557
A good fight, umlike this shit. Aldo vs Edgar or Brock vs Hunt could easily be the main event.
>>69370659
>since Cat's been out for 1.5 years
I just hope she can channel everything into beating the absolute shit out of that Jalapeno cunt.
>UFC 200's Julianna Pena: Sex sells, and that's why Cat Zingano and I headline FS1 prelims
FUCK LOL
>>69370631
Nunes via UD
Brock via UD
Silva via R1 KO
Aldo via UD
Cain via R1 KO
>>69372580
where are you watching that?
And gastelum makes weight
Legit surprised there
>>69372535
No, i am asking why a fight literally no one gives a shit about is the main event while the superfight that sold most of the event is not.
Hendrick fucking missed weight
Are you fucking kidding me you fat fuck?
>>69372605
Brett Okamoto is periscoping it, Gastelum just made weight (barely) https://www.periscope.tv/bokamotoESPN/1kvJpZmLVmoKE
>>69372580
JOHNY NO
>>69370631
Realistic picks:
>Tate
>Hunt
>Cuckmier
>Edgar
>Brown
In my dreams:
>Nunes
>Hunto
>Silva - the salt and lols would be mmmmmh
>Edgar
>Cain
>>69372473
positively cr*p opinions
>>69372596
Neither of those fights are for an undisputed title.
Why is this so hard or you to understand?
>Not being able to handle your weight for the biggest card of all time
>Still refusing to move to MW
>>69372601
She's a broken widow and is going to get merked. No mom has ever beat a non-mom in UFC history.
>>69372617
Because one of those fights is for a title and the other isn't.
>>69372626
thanks, will it be uploaded to youtube or something?
>>69372638
Since when does a fight need to be for the undisputed title to be the main event? 189 and 196 wasn't, Brock is historically a bigger draw.
Miesha weighed in at 134.5, with towel
All good here
>>69372520
Miesha just weighed in at the last second.
>>69372647
Who was this? Not that fucking goof Gastelum again? Dana is not gonna be happy.
>>69372574
Not overrating but I wouldnt combine her to lose into a bet already with a fuck ton fights
Miesha just made weight, so just Hendricks missed
>>69372638
Couldnt DC vs Silva be ME? I take it the belt is on game now right?
Hendricks is still going to fight, right?
Holy god I was praying a towel would drop
>>69372626
lmao
>>69363517
Gadelha always. Some years ago she did a promo punching one of the producers of this TV show. Some years after, this cocksucker invaded a laborathory with some ALF ppl for "free" some beagles which were used for reserarch.
>>69372520
>cuck turns his phone away during Tate's weigh in
>no cheeky glance of her naked
How beta can a man be
I hope somebody got a pic of miesha butt naked weighing in
>>69372659
>189 and 196 wasn't
189 was supposed to be
196 was UFC riding's McTappy's dick
>>69372671
It's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK2opnoovwg
for people that misssed this shit
definetely the highlight of the night along with Takbir Ironchin
>>69372658
Nah you can watch his streams back via that page and the official Weigh in show will be live on youtube in a few hours just as always
>>69372659
Wow, youre really stupid. They made those exception for Conor because Conor is Conor. It was dumb of them to break precedent in both those cases.
>>69372658
you'll be able to rewatch it
>>69372687
Forgot video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W7h6qHS-mk
>>69372635
(you)
gotchu my countryman ;) wink wink ;)
>>69372688
What about the other guy calling out the tiny gap between the towels? How much of a white knight can you possibly be?
>>69372672
yes, fined 20% of his purse that will go to Gastelum.
>>69372656
>muh title
Who gives a shit. Brock makes more money for the UFC in his one appearance then both of them would together in a hundred years. That's all it's about, money. And Lesnar is the biggest draw that company ever had.
Not to mention that main event is likely to be the worst fight on the card AND is the smallest draw.
MOMMY
>>69372701
>>69372711
Thank you both, i got it now
What the fuck are you all watching? The official weigh in hasn't started yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGs-fLhCZIw
>>69372703
Yeah let's make an exception for Conor but not the bigger draw Lesnar on the "biggest card ever"
Has someone updated this to add RDA?
>>69372728
You act like Brock isn't on the card at all now. Relax bud. Brock is still on the card. You'll still be able to see him.
>tfw Dana blocked me for this
>>69372742
I mean conor is an actually active fighter not a wwe actor showing up for a one-off appearance.
>>69372737
Those are just for show now, since a few events weigh ins happen during the day and fighters can weigh in whenever they want.
>>69372417
Eddie has one of the best resumes though
>>69372744
I love this meme. If we make one for muricans it would last only 3 secs since they never lose ;^)
>>69372737
we're watching the REAL weigh ins, because were just crazy dedicated MMA fans
>>69372494
>look at the comments
>some people think it's a saved card with Silva now
>one guy questions Nunes/Tate headlining with no ill will
>other guy calls him sexist
>>69372737
a periscope of early weigh ins
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN
Pretty sure it's over now.
>>69372768
>not a wwe actor
Brock is a former UFC HW champion chump.
>>69372753
I'm confused by the fact a far bigger draw that sold most of the event plays second fiddle to a parasite fight that wouldn't sell shit on it's own and wouldn't get a tenth of the publicity if it wasn't on such a stacked card. Literally any top card fight sold more then this.
>yfw Claudia/JJ 2 is a close af split decision
why isn't pig rigg just going up if he fucks his weight every time
What a fatfuck
>>69372804
Brock and Hunt probably didn't want to go five rounds.
>Anderson vs DC isn't a title fight because Cormier didn't want to cut that extra pound
>>69372815
Pig Rigg would get BTFO so hard at 185 he's tiny
>>69372810
might as well fight 3 times literally who the fuck else is there
>>69372828
>unironically wanting Anderson Silva to get another title shot.
>>69372804
Sounds like you need to go back to /r/mensrights or /r/redpill or one of those women-hating reddit holes.
>>69372828
but it isn't a title fight cause silva didn't want to go five rounds, DC did
>>69372824
Jesus christ nigga's turned into a white man from cutting.
has someone upload pics of tate's nipslip yet?
I need them for research on the adverse effects of extreme weight cutting
>>69370631 #
>nunes via rnc
>Lesnar via GNP heem
>Cormier decision
>Aldo via heem
>Cain via dec
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Cromier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69372840
>can't dispute literally anything i've said
>M-MISOGYNIST!
Back to tumblr, cuck.
>>69372815
He's got a 32" reach. Everyone at 185 would destroy him.
>>69372824
that nigga ashy af
How much leeway is there when it comes to weight? 0.5 lbs?
>>69372827
The give it to Aldo and Edgar. Or DC and Silva.
>>69372861
DC wanted a 210 catchweight per Dana
>>69372889
It's 1 pound for non championship fights I'm pretty sure
>>69372889
how much they are allowed to be over you mean ?
a pound for normal fights, nothing for title fights
>>69372861
> silva didn't want to go five rounds
Calling bullshit on that.
>Hendricks misses weight
>Gastelum barely makes weight
POTTERY
>>69372863
T-there was a miesha nipslip?
>>69372893
>give it to the interim title instead of a real title
Listen, it's great that you're a patrician fight fan who loves jose aldo and frankie edgar, but Tate/Nunes is the bigger fight.
>>69372540
you should lose weight
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
DC
Edgar
Browne
At least we still have Dilly and Assuncao
Anyone has pic/webm of Letourneau's wardrobe malfunction ?
>>69372889
1lb for non title fights
Anything less than a kilogram if you're fighting in Canada
Implants were a mistake.
>>69372876
Are you healed bruh? When can we fight?
Pic related: been mewming for my training
>Pigg Rigg still ate the fries
Don't worry Brasil, Claudia and Amanda will bring back the gold.
>>69372932
It was mostly in her head (possibly due to being ko'd in the first round). Jojo's foot did briefly get caught in Val's shirt, but no nipples were actually released.
>>69372904
>>69372907
>>69372944
Thanks, something I've never known and never asked
Thank you based Miesha
>>69372949
who takes the photos?
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69372912
Why? He's taking the fight on 2 days ffs
>>69372919
>Tate/Nunes is the bigger fight
Listen. Other then the fact that it's for an actual title, it's not bigger in literally anything. Most people don't give a shit about it, and it's certainly gonna be inferior. Fuck, Frankie or Aldo are each bigger draws then the two of them combined. We have Aldo's comeback story vs Frankie's unstoppable rise to the top, and instead they give it to a meme fight that would normally barely make the top card just because it's for a title.
>>69372945
How much do they weigh anyway ? Like 5 pounds ?
>>69372963
Hmm. That's what I thought, but since I saw a few papers on it this week I assumed I missed something.
>People think Brock has a chance
Kek explain yourselves?
>no technique
>careless
>shit striker
>can't take a hit
>>69372949
L I T H C U CK
I
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C
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C
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>>69372976
she dropped a pound picking her nose
>>69372982
Ok. Then show me a quote from silva saying he didnt wanna go 5 rounds.
>>69372976
>day before weigh ins 146lbs
>can barely make championship weight on the day
what happened in-between?
>>69372976
wew lad
>>69372949
You are just the fakest person. I actually admire that you can actually be this fake, and like, when the /heem/ comes on, how you can just change. It's like you're a chameleon. It's awesome.
It's unbelievable how fake you can really be. Like, you are just such a fricking p*ssy. My god, it is amazing. It is amazing. But, you know, hats off to you. You've got a great P.R. person, they do a great job with training you because you are just terrible. You're the fricking scum of the earth. You are a terrible human being, but you can sure turn it on, huh?
Shit if DC made it one pound over with the towel makes me wonder if he could've even made the weight limit if that whole thing with Jon wouldn't have happened
why did Anderson take this extremely tough and awful match up?
He wants a rematch with Bisping, getting Heem'd does not help build his case.
>>69372976
How the heel did she make -11? That's a heel of a cut man.
>>69373017
Gee I dunno, maybe for the million dollar check he's going to get? Dude has a brand new house in Palos Verdes to pay off.
>>69373003
Brock gave her a good workout.
>>69372994
Dana said it whilst Silva was there, check the beginning of yesterdays post fight press conference
Seems little reason to lie about it and it's the only thing that makes sense to me
>>69373003
she aborted
>>69372687
What did he mean by this?
>>69373016
I bet his plan all along was to not make weight so the fight couldnt be for the title. He's a coward like that. He did the same thing at the 2008 olympics.
>>69372986
UFC 156, Aldo Vs Edgar did 330,00 buys.
>>69372949
/HEEM/ 1 PRESSER LITERALLY WHEN?
>>69373010
Who is that guy?
who /fat fuck/ here?
>>69373058
Mr. Tate
>>69373016
>>69373052
What if he ate because he was so distressed?
>>69373016
Tbf the whole Jon news probably interrupted his cutting and a whole load of shit
maybe he stress ate a bit and no one really stopped him since he was in a bad state
>>69373010
Oh my, is there a front on angle or just a screen cap of the slip?
>>69372365
hard enter enemys manhole
HABBENING
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-statement-on-brock-lesnar-july-8-2016
>>69373055
How much would it make now? And it certainly made more even then then they would ever.
>>69373075
What if he ate because he has poor self-control and a lack of discipline?
>>69373057
Me vs that kebab from Serbia as co-main pls.
>>69373052
The fight would be for the title but it would only be on the line for Jon, if Jon lost then it would vacated.
Fighting crafty and tricky Anderson on 2 days notice is insane.
Cormier is going to get KO'd bad.
>>69373080
>>69373075
I can believe this desu, well I mean at least it worked out and he got a fight and is getting paid
>>69373059
Had a burger today too
Burgers are good
>>69373081
>>69373081
>tfw we have a Miesha nip slip but the quality is so shit we can't make anything out of it
>>69373101
What if Jones fucking everything up caused him to binge and he was perfectly ready before that? That's what i meant.
disgusting
>>69373088
Fuck you
>>69373105
Wrong. Even if Jon won he wouldnt have gotten the belt. See Chael Sonnen vs Paulo Filho
Why the fuck is he so fast? He literally acts like he has a few chromosomes to spare outside the octogon, yet he catches legs, has great timing with his kicks, watches everything while in action.
Damn he was good.
>>69373109
Anderson doesn't do well against wrestlers buddeh
>>69373081
this >>69373112
maybe someone recording it in non potato quality caught it
>>69373097
Yeah, now that Aldo was brutally KO'd in 13 seconds, and isn't even champion anymore, he will surely be a draw.
>>69373118
Then DC would be a person with poor self control and a lack of discipline. Are you really make excuses for DC being an unprofessional fatfuck who eats when he's upset like a menopausal women?
>>69373081
>>69373112
I've never understood this meme about people being so turned on by nipples, have you literally never seen a naked woman in your lives?
>>69373153
Yea, now that most of the casuals got exposed to him, surely they wont flock to see how can somebody comeback from that.
>>69373148
Chael's a better wrestler (and a better striker) than DC and Anderson beat him twice.
>>69373150
If this doesn't come out immediately I will permaheem every here.
Doesn't it not really matter if they don't make weight due to the fact they've got like an extra 12 hours to make it?
I want to fuck Miesha so fucking bad
You can tell she's a slut by her dumb bitchy face
Miesha at press conference yesterday
kek
>>69373143
He's shit. He abuses his reach to eye poke his way to victory.
>>69372547
Where are u watching this?
>>69373174
>casuals
>flocking to see Aldo
lmao youre in too deep bud
>>69373188
Yeah it was my understanding that they had from 10 am to 4 pm to make weight, but maybe thats just how California does it.
>>69373172
only heterosexuals understand
>>69373172
I've seen your mom naked.
I'd like to see miesha's cupcakes though, stop trolling.
>>69373188
no 10am was the real cut off, hendricks missed weight
>>69373138
I just remember a Bellator event not long ago where that happened. I guess it depends on the organisation and what they decide to do.
>>69373172
>meme
Stop using that fucking word for everything. Also, you really need somebody to explain to you why males are attracted to female breasts?
>>69373181
>Chael's a better wrestler (and a better striker) than DC
>>69373172
>seeing a girl topless is all about her nipples
>>69373174
Good plan. Maybe when MM gets brutally heem'ed then he will be a draw, too.
>>69373214
lel, classic Hendricks
>>69373194
can't be too much of one, she's been with the same guy forever
unless he literally is "The Cuck" Caraway
>>69373188
Weigh in limit is 10am local time (or EST, not sure)
The thing later is just a ceremony, for show
>>69373158
Get a load of this faggot. DC spent a year of his life obsessed with Jones, training like a madman, and then the junkie faggot fucks it all up 2 days in. And somehow DC binging because on top of all the stress and hunger and exhaustion of weight cutting he has to deal with all this shit means he has poor self control and lack of discipline? You can fuck right off with that holier then thou attitude, the biggest goal you ever pursued was probably ''how many socks can i crust in a single night''.
>>69373172
Accidental nudity and spontaneous porn > normal nudity and professional porn
>>69373217
>attracted to female breasts?
You're literally fishing and groveling over not being able to see NIPPLES not breasts you overweight virgin fooks.
>>69373241
I thought fighters could choose to weight in at the weigh ins too?
black beast became my boy, who's with me?
>>69373059
he couldn't cut those 3 pounds?
https://youtu.be/oWi17_sv9xQ @3:10
>>69373172
true dat, i see ur mom naked so many times a week yet i still get excited as if it was the first time bangin a milf
what a lady u have there in the kitchen, fampai
>>69373214
>>69373241
So what's the deal/penalty for missing weight for a non-title fight? Is the fight off now? surely not...
>>69373249
this guy gets it
>>69373245
>And somehow DC binging because on top of all the stress and hunger and exhaustion of weight cutting he has to deal with all this shit means he has poor self control and lack of discipline?
Yes. That's exactly what that means. If DC didnt have the emotional maturity of a teenage girl, he wouldnt shove food into his face as a coping mechanism.
>>69373249
And this is what makes you pathetic imo.
>>69373262
Yeah, Black Beast is based. Was very impressed with his stand up yesterday, lots of meme shit.
>>69373245
that aside why would you fuck up socks like that dude
>>69373272
If the champ misses weight for a title fight then he will possibly be stripped of his title, and the fight will no longer be for a belt.
>>69373272
they fight at a catchweight and Hendricks relinquishes 20% of his purse to gastelum
>>69373272
It's not but Hendricks will get a part of his purse taken off and given to Gastelum
That's how it works usually anyway
>>69373213
>>69373267
I remember being 14 too and thinking mom jokes were "epic"
>>69373272
I think Gastelum now has to decide if he still want s to do it (which he will 99%) and if he does he gets 20% off Johny's pay
>>69373291
I don't, but apparently it's a thing.
>>69373251
Again, I'm not going to explain to you the concept of attraction because I know you're not actually that retarded, you're just trying to be a white knight and be above everyone else
>ugh pigs, like why do they even care about her nipples?
>i don't care. i've seen naked women before, i swear
>>69373262
>>69373290
>Calls for a rematch because he didn't get the heem even though he won
Seems like a top lad, shhhiiiieeeeet
>>69373272
also, since this isn't Henricks' first time missing weight I wouldn't be surprised if Dana kicks him out of WW
>>69373272
They lose 20 percent of their purse which goes to their opponent.
The other fighter has the right to refuse the fight at that point too.
>>69373251
We get it, your mom walks around the house topless.
>>69373283
k m8, thanks for your opinion. You can be sure it's valued here. Come back anytime.
>>69373329
Also if Mirg is the ref, and youre a wrestler, he will punish you with standups like he did to Rumble against Vitor.
>>69373249
Fucking this. Wish i could find more porn like that, more akin to a scene in a movie then pornography.
>>69370098
>>69370098
>>69370098
fill this autismo and get in here after you're done
>>69373010
So close.
WTF why do they still use these fucking scales that you have to use your finger to give you the result?
>>69373367
Accuracy
>>69373367
I've wondered that too. Are they the most accurate type of scale or something?
>>69373309
I bet you do, considering you're still 14 trolling on 4chan.
>>69373276
>I've never done anything in my life but i'm entitled to judge accomplished individuals dealing with nerve-shattering situations
>>69373367
They're more accurate than digital scales, you dumb faggot
>>69373367
Mechanical scales are more accurate and less subject to variations due to external elements.
Also less easy to fix
>>69373397
>>69373394
They're the most autistic for sure
>>69373309
I remember banging your mom when you were 14
>>69373318
>trying to be a white knight
Kek do you even know what white knight means you tosser? It's so stupid seeing a bunch of neckbeards whine that they couldn't catch a 2 second glimpse of some chick's nipples from footage in a grainy camera phone. Very confusing stuff.
I'm going to stop with this topic now since I clearly don't want to stoop down to your level of depravity and retardation. I bet you also have a thesis lined up about why trap porn is so appealing for you as a "straight" man.
>>69373357
Im always looking for those diamonds in the rough, like hidden cameras in massage parlours and maids fucking around
All glossy pornstar production quality content has been shit tier to me for the past 5-10 years
>>69373406
lol why do you keep trying to personally attack me cause DC is a fatfuck? You really wanna compare personal accomplishments with me? Because I've done a lot with my time on this planet.
>>69373436
look m8, most people find it hot.
you don't. it's ok. no need to throw a bitch fit about it.
>>69373336
>>69373341
>>69373399
I didn't think "kink shaming" was an actual real thing.
>Bunch of neckbeards this salty I made fun of their nipple fetish.
Wew
>>69373367
Americans are scared of technology because its "unnatural"
>>69373436
>trap porn
Now you're projecting
>>69373483
>nipple fetish.
I once met a guy with a vagina fetish
what a pathetic loser hahah
>>69373436
All the normal people here do in fact want to see Miesha's nipples, vagina, asshole...
>I bet you also have a thesis lined up about why trap porn is so appealing for you as a "straight" man.
If I ever go to Grad School I'll keep this in mind.
>>69373436
>that flag
>tosser
Stop embarrassing yourself pal
>>69373509
>OH NO I CANT SEE NIPPLES ON THAT CHICK'S HUGE TITS CAN ANYONE FIND FOOTAGE SOMEWHERE?!?!
My utter sides.
>>69373483
couldn't agree more, only faggots like breasts and nipples
i peronaly like the skin around the vagina cos it reminds me of balls and dicks
>>69373547
I know man, it's not like we live in a world where the Janet Jackson nip slip is what got youtube started
People are pathetic right
>>69373522
>Missing the point
Good job idiot. Don't think you should be worried about grad school just yet, middle school is more in your weight class.
>>69373196
Her tits are gross
>>69373488
>lives in a country that bans GMOs
>calls others afraid of technology
>>69370098
>>69370098
>>69370098
GET IN HERE
>>69370631
Miesha Tate
Mark Hunt
Daniel Cormier
Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez
>>69373444
>why do you keep trying to personally attack me
Cause you're a holier then thou douchebag? Have you ever been in a SIMILAR situation as DC? It's surprising he didn't start crying. All that determination, hard work and discipline, flushed down the drain by a fucking junkie.
>Because I've done a lot with my time on this planet
Compared to DC? Do tell.
>>69373615
Literally nobody here knows what point you've been trying to make, about nipples of all things.
>>69373442
Those made for tv movies have some of the best sex scenese ever, even when they wont show anything explicit. It's all about the passion, i think. Much hotter then O YEA FUCK ME over and over.
>>69370631
Tate
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Cain
>>69370980
No idea, guess there's the whole "puncher's chance" since she has power but Meisha has the female equivalent of DC's chin.
>>69370631
Tate
Lesnar
DC
Edgar
Cain
>>69370631
Nunes
Hunt
Cormier
Edgar
Velasquez
>>69370631
>Tate
>Based Aussie
>Silva
>Edgar
>Cain
>>69372656
>No mom has ever beat a non-mom in UFC history.
Nigga, what are you smoking? Cat beat Miesha and Nunes. McMann has 3 wins in the UFC.
>>69372714
How long ago was this? I don't speak HUE, is it an actual fight? That was some smooth ass BJJ in the first round even though the guy is a fucking retard.
>>69372840
>muh soggy knees
You came to the wrong website, motherfucker.
Besides, as much as I like JJ; he's right. Ronda gets alright numbers but that's about it. If they held the event in Europe, maybe they'd get more sales.
>>69372863
>>69372918
>>69373010
>>69373081
>oversized implants
Yeah, how about no pls go.
