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/heem/: BRASIL WHA HAPPIN?!


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Eddie let the dog out
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Schaub is a god
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first for el cucuy
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claudia only brazilian champ
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describe this nation with a word or phrase
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>>69359691
hue
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BELLATOR IS THE BEST!!1
STAY PLEB UFC NEWFAGS
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GET FUCKED /HEEM/
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>>69359691
7-1
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Overhead shot
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hunty's my boy, but im hopin brock wins so he fights again
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>>69359691
"United States Anti Doping Agency"
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>>69359691
USADA
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>>69359691
shit
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>>69359660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZUKqpXYzU
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>>69359691
>erick silva
>anderson silva
>jose aldo
>renan barao
>warlley alves
>fabricio werdum
>rda
>thomas almeida
>claudia gadelha
>amanda nunes
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>>69359691
EEES NORMAL
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>>69359691
7-1
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>>69359679
paid shilling ?
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Alvarez left Bellator as champ and his since beaten former WEC, Strikeforce, and now two UFC champs
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>tfw more titles than Brazil.
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S T A R C H E D
T
A
R
C
H
E
D
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did prediction guy die?
should i post the goofs?
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>hue hue MMA
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>USADA becomes a huge thing in the UFC
>""""""""""Champions"""""""""" start getting busted left and right as well as getting knocked the fuck out

Dominick Cruz
Demitrius Johnson
Frankie Edgar

The only three fighters worth a damn.
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>>69359691
Order and Progress
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>>69359691
7-1
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Did he ruin our sport?
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What's even going on


>Silva vs Cormier is confirmed
>RDA gets deleted in the first round
>Tate vs Nunes is randomly the main event of 200, when neither is even that big a star
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FUCK BRAZIL
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>https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/751262281011306496?lang=en

Tate vs Nunes main eventing.

FUCKING WHY
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>>69359374
>>69359444

thanks faaam
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>>69359691
JUST
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I find it weird how wobbly RDA was during the exchange then he was walking fine after it was stopped
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Well that shit escalated quickly
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>>69359713
Right on the money
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>>69359751
If you like cycling and french bs livestrong yellow arm bracelets
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>>69359763
shouldn't have been called until he fell over
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>>69359713
Honestly thought he'd recover

In my head RDA was just titanium chin man, to see this in the first round was insane
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>>69359752
god damn eddie is a brick
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ronda confirmed lads
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>>69359763
and?

fucking virgin
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>>69359751
>exposing Jones as a filthy cheating shit bag
>juicy RDA getting HEEEEEEMd
>ruined
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Will Silva redeem Brazil?
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>>69359778
Dean's just weirdly inconsistent
He let Weidman/Rockhold go on for much longer and that was arguably worse, but we get a standing TKO here
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>>69359759
holy fuck that's stupid.

it should be

velasquez vs brown
tate vs nunez
dc vs silva
edgar vs aldo
brock vs hunt

why the fuck is nunez (literally who? to the average viewer) headlining the "biggest car ever"?


This actually pisses me off
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>>69359759
so i can go to bed at 5:30 instead of 6am
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>there are """"""""""""people""""""""""""" who thought RDA was going to beat based Eddie
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>>69359704
i am the 29%
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>>69359756
>>69359759
IT'S FOR THE ONLY FUCKING REAL BELT
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>>69359679
fucking based Bulgaria
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Thanks RDA for losing me $150
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>>69359796
no, he's getting another limb broken
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>>69359779
Stayed on his feet though, tough luck.
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>>69359798
it should be

dc/silva
edgar/aldo
miesha/nunez
cain/brown
bork/hunto

i agree though. why the fuck is wmma headlining. who the fuck made this decision
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>>69359796

Bisping is literally the champ of his division. Silva should just retire.
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That was a terrible stoppage. Rafael could have easily lasted the rest of the round. He wasn't even bleeding. And he walked away immediately after his supposed "knockout" like nothing happened, because nothing did happen. He was still fully conscious and able to fight when it got stopped for no reason.
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>>69359784
Has Dana lost his mind at this point?
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THREADLY REMINDER

CANADA + ___???___ = CANUCK
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK

https://twitter.com/ufc/status/751266904757592065
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/751266904757592065
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/751266904757592065
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well predictionbro died sooooo
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>>69359802
m8 im sitting here smoking my cigarette and still cant believe what i just saw

im literally in shock
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Did someone webm that flying knee from Eddie?
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ufc 200 over/under 500k buys?
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>>69359804
Seems like all us Commonwealth Boyz picked Eddie
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>>69359819
joe silva bobbin and weavin
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>>69359829
ahahahahaha
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>>69359797
i actually couldn't believe he didn't call that, for the last 40s of the 3rd i was like, yeh its over, alright now its over, alright getting stopped here, nope end of round.
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>>69359806
Stars matter when it comes to big events.
189, 196, both had real title fights which weren't the main event
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>>69359802
eddie lost to cowboy and wrestlefucked giblert and pettis while RDA destroyed bendo, cowboy, nate, pettis, and cowboy, not that crazy of an assumption
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>>69359811
>Dominic Cruz has more title defenses in his current reign than Conor

>>69359691
GOAT
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>>69359841
easily over
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>>69359832
puppers and kitties wins
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>>69359784
>5 round interim belt behind two 3 round cuck exhibition fights
>behind a female champs first defense against a literal who

that fucking bald idiot
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>USADA in full effect
>No brazilian champions

Hmmmm
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>>69359784
>Featherweight title fight isn't above DC vs some old fart

What a joke, I might just go to bed after Hunto vs Bork.
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>>69359802
literally won a cheeky £50 betting on my boy eddie
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Still pissed my stream worked all night but started stuttering in the Alvarez fight
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>>69359832
god damnit canada
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>/heem/ thinks Conor's gonna beat Nate
>/heem/ thinks RDA gonna beat Alvarez
Can /heem/ get anything right?
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I scared for Anderson, DC outweighs him by like 30 lbs and it's on two days notice.
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>Wanna spoon
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>>69359798

>It's this idiot again
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>>69359861
>easily
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>>69359832
one /heem/ster to rule as all
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>Jon jones suspended for 2 years
>has to watch his rival beat down his idol
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>>69359691

3 letters came out on top
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>going to bed thinking what could've happened IF CONOR tonight
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>>69359759
Shittiest main event possible. Sanchez vs Lauzon is a more marketable. Casuals only care for Ronda.
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I'm officially boycotting UFC 200 by not buying the PPV and illegally streaming it as per my usual routine
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>>69359784

>(new main event)

Uh oh Conor or Ronda innit?
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Hang on... we didn't have any "Ratner explaining the cup check and/or eye poke rules poorly" tonight did we?
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What now, I'm woke af and it's 6am
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>>69359881
and anderson can't into wrestling
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Who /previousthread/ here?
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>>69359886
thought he blew the fight here desu
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>>69359832
Fucking slept in and missed the entire event. fucking shit
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Brazil is paying all his sins during those last years, even in fucking modern mma, that >we fucking invented. At least >we have Bellator champions, a-am I right g-guys? h-he-h-he
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>>69359881
Neither of them should have accepted the fight. And UFC shouldn't have tried to put it together. Literally any random Light Heavyweight would be a better opponent than Silva.
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>>69359886
>Will Arnett is a UFC fan
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I'm here to collect my (You)'s lads
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>>69359802

I was so confident in him and Duffy they were the only picks I made. I feel like a damn idiot cause at the pit of my stomach I know it didn't feel right to trust a brazilian in the main event.

They're like 0-5 in the last main events they've been in.
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>>69359896

>this Argentian Conor cuck

Conor couldn't beat a fat, untrained Diaz. Stay mad
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>>69359896
>mfw Conor would've KO'd RDA in March
>Conor vs Robbie at UFC 200
>banger to end all bangers
>instead stuck with a wmma main event
we live in a cruel reality lads
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>>69359905
good morning stipe get some vodka take some sleep see you at night
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>>69359911
You missed a good one mate

However you have awoken just in time for the RaceBowl in the US
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>>69359902
Brave. I'll be joining your efforts as I will be streaming it online as well. As usual.
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>>69359915
its purely for ppv buys, silva brings the jajaja's
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>>69359896
Conor wouldn't have stopped those takedowns like Eddie did. RDA would have won easily.
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>>69359918
here you go faм
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>>69359881
Me too. Was going to talk about it after the card but bloody hell Alvarez/RDA just had to end like that.

DC will either wrestlefuck him to death or completely knock him out. I really don't want to see that. It's on literally 2 days notice and it's a tough enough fight as it is.

Legit question, why aren't they making it for the belt? It's at LHW, what does it mean if Silva does manage to win? We disregard it as a fluke? Wouldn't making it a title fight draw more interest too?
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>>69359907
And DC can't into Muay Thai clinch
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I so fucking called Alvarez demolishing RDA.

Too bad I missed the fight because I was doing some shit for Uni.

>People said RDA would survive in the post USADA era
>That one American guy with a hard on for RDA nowhere to be seen
>People said post USADA RDA would beat McGoober

Fucking disgrace. I called him a bum fighter and that's what he is.

>>69359784
Dana, what the fuck are you doing? Tate as the main event of 200?
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>>69359905
Clean your house, dishes. ie. I'm going to do laundry. ebin
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>>69359881
>DC outweighs him by like 30 lbs
no he doesnt, maybe 5-10 pounds and Andy has like 4 inch height advantage
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>>69359922
>he gives a (You) to every pro-Conor post
i know it's you lad
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>>69359918
nice webm anon
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>>69359913
Eduardo Dantas sucks. One of the Patricio got cucked by Michael Chandler.
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>>69359935
Anderson probably not ready for 5 rounds, I guess if he wins he gets a title shot vs Bisping.
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>>69359918
You deserve it.
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>>69359918
kekking kekers
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>Implying Eddie is natty
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>>69359878
I picked alvarez and diaz :(
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>>69359886

Is that the guy from arrested development? kek

Also:

>Backs up into cage watching that flying knee come in.
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>>69359886
here is your (you) well deserved
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>>69359937

>People said post USADA RDA would beat McGoober

He would have. McGoober couldn't beat a fat Diaz who didn't even train.

That first failed take down attempt that RDA tried on Eddie would have ended the Conor fight. Conor needs to go back to fighting T-Rex armed midgets
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>>69359918
saved lad, thanks
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>>69359957
You mean Dan Henderson
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>>69359952
idiot
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>>69359918
I enjoyed your post Aussie bro
(You)'ve earned it
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>>69359918
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Reminder that we lost the best LHW of all time because of USADA
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need to bloody watch that fight again, shit stream
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>>69359937
Post USADA Conor almost got heemed by a 1-2 from Nate
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This got outdated fast.
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>UFC 200
>from Goober main event to WMMA

what a meme sport
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WE'RE IN THE AGE OF THE AMERICAN WRESTLER YEH
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>>69359957
>Anderson probably not ready for 5 rounds
Good point, don't know why I didn't consider that.


That said, getting a Bisping title shot really makes no sense even though it is what will happen. It's a pretty nonsensical fight
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>>69359991
he's not even top 5 without steroids lad
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With Jones out and Anderson replacing him hopefully the casual viewers won't see anything amiss as it's just replacing one lanky black guy with another
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Jesus christ what a crazy week
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Eddie's TDD on good display
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Post fight presser is live
https://youtu.be/cBQIAjBUU-U
https://youtu.be/cBQIAjBUU-U
https://youtu.be/cBQIAjBUU-U
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>>69359972
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> you would literally be a millionaire now if you bet every underdog main event this year thus far
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>>69359691
Tranny fucking and sucking
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>>69359998

Where is Steep's belt?
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>>69359991
Surrounded by too many yes man and enablers.

>"Yea bro just stick these needles into your abs and you'll be clean in like 48 hours bro. Now go post your absurd gains and PRs on da gram."

He needs to clean house. And never accept free supplements from thirsty companies ever again.
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>>69359704
7 of those RDA votes are all me btw
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>>69360021
what TDD? There was like no grappling in that fight, which was good, it was just fast brutal boxing.
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>>69359784
>Tate
>Main Eventing after Brock Fucking Lesnar

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>69360022
you fucking losers again...
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>>69359972
Nigga, shut the fuck up. You RDA nuthuggers just got shut up for good. Sit down.

You're in no position to talk shit now, your boy got exposed as the post-USADA Brazilian fraud he is.

Nate's been training for Conor since December, he studied the shit out of the Mendes fight and did what Mendes couldn't. Conor had a week to train for a guy like Nate who is arguably the worst match up possible for him. RDA is still shit. RDA would've still gotten demolished by the potato cunt.

>>69359997
That says more about Nate than it does about Conor. Or are you implying Goober is on the juice?


>RDA nuthuggers still around
Fucking incredible. Your boy just got exposed and BTFO and you're still trying to talk shit? How delusional are you? Are you Brazilian?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LyZj68rowQ

POST FIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE LIVE

RIGHT NOW ANDERSON AND DANA ARE THERE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
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>>69360022
fuck you faggot stop promoting your lame show
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>yfw the west is taking back the gold
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>>69360036
RDA attempted a takedown mate, Eddie stuffed it and kept the fight standing
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>>69360021
>>69360036
My apologies, image attachment gone wrong 2016 (in the hood)
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>>69359998

BASED
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>>69360040
>Or are you implying Goober is on the juice

Yes

>Your boy

I was rooting for Eddie xP
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http://webmshare.com/play/ZNZVX
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Jones being kicked out really completely fucked up UFC 200 didn't it?
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>>69360058
>BJJ black belt
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>>69360015
kek but still problematic
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>>69360058
do you have eddies takedown on RDA?
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>>69360024

Is that so? Interesting stat there, I know that the only main event fights this year that had the favorite win were Jones over OSP, and Lawler over Condit...did every other underdog seriously go on and win in every event? That's not even looking at co-mains which also had huge upsets.
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>>69359918
Can we please add Claudia to this tomorrow?
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>>69360022
Lol at these fat faced numales.
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>>69360066
desu anderson vs dc is a slightly more exciting match up

theres a small chance of meme magic
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"I'm very exciting for back"
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how would this guy do in the ufc?
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>>69360058
can you get one of RDA's rolling guillotine and the scramble?
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>>69360062
Sure you were.

>Goober
>Big enough to be on anything
If he was, he'd be bigger. Fuck's sake he's a turbo manlet, go to the gym for a year and a half and you'll get his body.

>>69360066
Absolutely. The numbers are gonna be shit.

>Another Silva loss
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>>69360066
mcgregor did if u wana be technical, jones just fucked it further
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>>69360087
dude has the body of a mushroom
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>>69360040
>Nate's been training for Conor since December

189ers are ACTUALLY embarrassing.
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DC VS SILVA BUHAHAHAHAHA
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>>69360076

His post doesn't even make sense, it would obviously depend on how much you bet.
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>>69360087
GOAT
P4P #1
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>>69359784
On the birght side at least I'll be going to bed early. Fuck staying up extra for that fight.
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>>69360037
Wouldn't it be such a nice story to just have Bork headline 100 and 200? Why did they take that away from him? I can't make sense of it.

It can't be because of this "only real title fight" bullshit because that doesn't matter when it comes to stars in the sport. I mentioned it last thread but I did see some people claim it was sexist that Tate wasn't headlining, so maybe that's it.

How insane, Amanda Nunes is headlining what UFC wanted to be their biggest card ever. Tate/Nunes doesn't even headline a normal PPV desu, how it's gotten to headline 200 is insane. They're just not really big stars, the only thing it does do is help put more eyes on Ronda's return, which I guess is the angle here.
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>>69360076
uhh Bisping?
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>Yfw when Silva taps DC from the bottom
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>>69360068
>BJJ black belt
>Wrestling
kek, BJJ has no takedowns
Want good takedowns? Wrestle or judo
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>It's a Jones fucks up episode
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>>69360090
>Sure you were

Lol, I'm very happy that Eddie won, you seem quite upset, I don't disagree at all that USADA has fucked over Dos Anjos

>if he was, he'd be bigger

He's quite large as is, that literally means nothing anyways

>fuck's sake he's a turbo manlet
So?

>go the gym for a year and half you'll get his body

Oh, I see, you're just a stupid Conor nuthugger, kek, your boy got utterly BTFO on 10 days notice bro
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>>69360075
>>69360089
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>>69360101
It's Spain mate, I think he just wakes up some days and decides to rampantly shitpost for a bit
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>>69359941
no, helwani just said anderson weighs about 205 right now. DC cuts for 205. Prob weighs 220+ after he rehydrates
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Nunes/ Tate headlining is such a terrible, terrible decision.

I can't believe he's done this.
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>Hurr muh title fights take precedence over actual stars

So why isn't Conor defending his belt and instead fighting a lightweight at 170? What is wrong with this company? I want the night to end with either Hunto or Brock unconscious on the canvas, not seeing Miesha spam weak takedowns.
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>>69360077
I hope not... ;_;
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>>69360119
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>>69360006
you can tell she has bad titties
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>>69360135
yeah, it makes zero fucking sense
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LyZj68rowQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LyZj68rowQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LyZj68rowQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LyZj68rowQ

POST FIGHT IS LIVE

SILVA IS THERE
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Realistically speaking, what happens if Andy wins this?
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Apparently DC wanted a 210lb catchweight and Anderson said no
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>>69360124
thanks
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>>69360118

Bisping? He was a huge underdog against both Silva and Luke.
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is silva going to pull a michael bisping on less than 2 days notice?
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>>69360135

2016, the year of wymyn
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amanda nunes is headlining the biggest event of all time
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Amongst all these memes, I'd also like to remind you that Bruce Buffer fucked up his knee last night doing a fucking lip sync contest
https://youtu.be/9Y-rf5s2j3o?t=5m13s
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>Silva saying he hasn't trained in a few months

Literally what the hell is this fight
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>>69360112
Still having Ronda's return being booked like that is really stupid.

Tate while a good fighter is not a Draw and who the fuck is Nunes?!

Should have ended with Brock cause he is the biggest star they have to sell this PPV. I expect many people to leave the arena after that fight.
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>>69360142

Have some great ones then.
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ANDERSON SILVA NEW LIGHT HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION

CORMIER TRAINED TO SUCC ANOTHER DICK AFTER ALL
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>>69360147
UFC can sell one more Silva fight. He loses? Silva just made bank and can just meme out his contract.
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>>69360124
knew something was weird when i saw a random leg stick up from the ground, Eddie prevented RDJ from scrambling or finishing the choke by handing fighting 2 things

as he feels the gulltine on his neck, he jams RDA's leg to slow and prevent more rolling, which would have put RDA in mount, he gets his hand off the leg and prys it off the chin and relieves the threat of the choke, nice sub defense there. Fast mult step thinking
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>>69360142
is bad poosy too?
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>>69360147
nothing, it's not for a title
it would just make DC's lhw reign hilariously cheap

>>69360150
oh shit you know he dug into some popeyes in between crying bouts
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>>69360145
Silva's going to this >>69359918 webm.
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>>69360147
>realistically speaking
>Andy wins this
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>>69360169
non title fight famalam

not sure why though
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>>69360145
"I'm gonna have to run from him a lot"

I love Silva. I love how losing his belt has put him even further into a 'fuck it' mode so now he just takes the fights he wants and does what he wants.
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Post fight with Silva

He seems excited

http://www.ufc.com/media/fight-night-las-vegas-post-fight-presser-july-7-2016

http://www.ufc.com/media/fight-night-las-vegas-post-fight-presser-july-7-2016
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>>69360163
WHO IS THIS

I WANT
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>>69360171
meant hand fighting
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>>69360163
and the face to go with it, jesus
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>>69360176
>Being a Drumpf supporter
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>>69360151
faggot big john stopped that spicy banger a solid 3 seconds before the bell rang

i was pissed when he did that

stupid
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>>69360171
He seemed completely in the zone tonight. He didn't even get rocked, that's a first for Eddie I think.
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>>69360199
wtf you talking about? The UFC timer is not official you cuck
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>>69360157
insanity
why not just make it based bork
he's literally been carrying the card, even in press conferences
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How long til nate teabags McGoobs again?
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>>69360180
Anderson is incredibly articulate for someone who lives by losing brain cells.
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>>69360199
You're thinking of Herb Dean during Bosse-O'Connell
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Last night Jones, now tonight all this new stuff keeping me awake? I just want to fap and go to sleep
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>>69360145
Is Silva autistic?
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>>69360229
he has like a weirdly effeminate/goofy vibe to him that i feel like comes from his love of MJ

just strange to see on an MMA goat
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>>69360202
he came out like a man possessed terminator mode very fucking impressive
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>>69360227

2 and a half months.
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>>69360162
Not saying I agree with the decision but that's probably why. I don't think people will leave but it is bizarre.
Maybe they'll just go full mandrama and have Ronda run in the Octagon after the fight
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>>69360214
you literally heard the bell ring to end the round well after john stepped in

i watched it live, i wasnt going based off that timer

rewatch the fight
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>>69360202
He did everything right. I still believe RDA is the more complete and talented fighter. He was winning because of that. Eddie earned it by playing everything right. He competed in leg kicks and clinching where RDA shines. He shot on him to throw him off. He got aggressive at first to take initiative. He gave himself a chance in every phase of the fight and it paid off. RDA's weakest aspect has always been his willing to take punishment coming forward, his lack of head movement, and his hands lagging far behind the rest of his game. All of the stars alligned fucking perfectly for that stupid Philly fuckhead. I hope Khabib rips his head off just so the UFC can't shill his life story anymore.
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WHEN WILL MARKETS OPEN ON SILVA, I HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY NOT TO BET MY HOUSE ON THIS
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>>69360199
this one?
>>69360214
he did stop it early
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I wonder what are the odds for anderson x cormier

a cheeky 5er would probably make you a millionaire
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>>69360238
No but he is a memester
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>>69360208
Shouldn't we count from June 16th when he actually gave the probe?
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>Dana: Dan Henderson called us to fight DC

>We have plans for Henderson

OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
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>>69360208
Progress?
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>>69359824
Who is that semen demon?
>>
Cormier -300
Anderson +270
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>>69360198
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>>69360267
Probably even better than Nate vs Connor. I multiplied my entire roll by 8 that time.
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http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7115/Derrick-Lewis-vs-Roy-Nelson

Derrick Lewis confirmed winner by majority of fagget journalist dudes.
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>Eddie Alvarez
>Michael Bisping
>Miesha Tate

If ANYONE told me last year these guys would be champs today I'd call them some really miserable names.

<---- #ANDNEW
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>>69360282
it's in the title you mong. It's siri
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man ufc looked like amateurs today with all the mic issues at the conor/diaz conference

none of them could even hear each other's answers

great way to build heat guys!
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>>69360258
that one too
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>yfw it's the main event and they say "This is the moment UFC fans around the world, have been waiting for" and they're referring to the woman's championship match
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>Attendance: 7,620
>Gate: 690k
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>be RDA
>on cusp of biggest pay day of career
>bruise foot and forced out of fight
>come back, get HEEM'd and lose your belt

outside of jon, who has had a worse 6 months than RDA
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Props to RDA for not making excuses
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What's even going on these days.
Seriously.
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>>69360306
Not bad for a fightpass card on a thursday
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LW is a pool with sharks.
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>>69360306
UFC gonna go bankrupt on 200
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I gotta respect Dos Anjos he is in the press conference saying he was studying the tape and what he did wrong right after the fight, i like that, most people that lose refuse to watch the tape, till way later let alone ever at all.
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>>69360310

very unbrazilian of him
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>>69360304

>This is the moment UFC fans around the world, have been debating going to sleep
>>
Don't worry Brazil. Claudia and Amanda have the chance to bring home some gold this week. Kek
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>>69360315
Hey conor
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H TOWN COMIN' DOWN
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>>69360315
Probably right, I would've expected bigger for the title fight though
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>>69360293
I am a mong.
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>>69360292
jesus his face is PED incarnate
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Was McGregor right when he called RDA a bum version of Aldo?
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>>69360323
feel like i'd wanna know right away how i fucked up especially when i likely can't remember much of it live
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>>69360336
Hello Fedor
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Camps are a meme. Like cramming before a test.

The decades of training and refinement of skills are what matter. Anderson's not learning anything new in a a couple of months.

I expect Anderson to perform very well.
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>>69360308
Must suck to lose your title on Fight Pass (trademark) with no hype before the fight to someone with no name.
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>>69360135
UFC wants the numale reddit cuckold audience
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>>69360344

no
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>>69360332
Amanda trains at ATT, they know how to cycle properly
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>>69360308
literally got his life fucked up
>no red panty night
>no belt
>back to obscurity
>will never touch a title again
he should retire t.bh
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>>69360344
Anybody can get caught.
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Any youtube link for the post fight presser?
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Quite like Lewis after tonight, good laugh
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>>69360365
>>back to obscurity

Sadly this, Dana definitely hates his guts too. After that, I think Conor stood a solid chance.
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Lmao Lewis is so upset he didn't get the KO
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>>69360365

At least his wife is THICC.
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>>69360359
Its not that they're women, it's that they're nobodies. It could have easily been headlined by Ronda Rousey at the height of her popularity and make sense and make a lot of money. But not these 2.
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>>69360365
RDA is a good guy. Stop goofin'
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Kings MMA (biggest meme gym in mma) has no belts.
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3 of the next 4 fight nights are headlined by women
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>>69360344
RDA looked beast for what, two fights? The Pettis dominance doesn't look that great in hindsight, and Cowboy chokes against lefty strikers.

Aldo did it for a decade and at least five years of that at a high fucking level.
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RDA's a nice guy mane
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>>69360385

True fighter.
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>>69360393
RDA is one of the bad guys desu
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>>69360390
>6/10
why raf
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>>69360393
never said he wasn't, his career is fucked regardless
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>>69360391
its also the only non interim title fight on the card now
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>>69359832
So near.. Fuck you RDA..
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>Literally asking the same question again
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>>69360344

He sure did look like a bum out there letting Eddie light him up like a christmas tree.
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>>69360397

no doubt, RDA got dominated tonight

but don't say pettis' loss didn't look that great. pettis go outclassed HARD
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>>69360040

>RDA nuthugger

RDA is a shit. Brazil is a shit.

Conor? Even more of a shit.

Call me when Conor can survive more than 2 rounds against anyone who isn't a 3ft2 manlet.
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>>69360416

189........
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>Will Brooks vs Eddie Alvarez for the UFC LW championship

what do they mean by this?
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>>69360425
kek

>>69360430
Petits is confirmed for shit now though
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>>69360409
fuck off conrad
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Where can I rewatch the fight?
Any streambros willing to do it?
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>>69360393
>Good guy
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Mark Henry is p4p the best trainer around atm.
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>>69360255
It's sort of like Eddie unintentionally did what Pettis was trying to do the whole time, exploiting a specific opening even if it means getting bullied around.
He really did a good job controlling lead foot and exiting left behind a masking jab against RDA early in the round, forcing RDA to turn, which reduced RDA to only one or two strike combinations.
Then, to me, it looked like Eddie started getting sucked into RDA's game, footwork / cage movement wise. He wasn't able to exit left behind his jab like he did earlier in the round, he started circling right which is where RDA really starts to punish.
So he tried to takedown / clinch to get some space... this leads in to >>69360058 where RDA returns the favour.
I'll make a webm of the last sequence up to where RDA gets rocked, it's an interesting striking exchange.
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>>69360397
Forgive me, I forgot about the heem of Benson which I enjoyed immensely.

And his leg kick destruction of Nate was pretty nice.

>>69360430
He broke Pettis' orbital on the first strike of the fight. And Pettis has been shit in every fight since, even when he finally got a standup battle against Edson.
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who's mark henry
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>>69360295
>Implying that the UFC didnt purposely mess up with the audio and put the conference in a room with high echoes to save Conor embarrassment.

>Implying the UFC hasnt been caught cutting off mics and trying to get certain Fighters not to show up to post fight conferences or different pressers with various trickery.
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>>69360353
If DC catches Anderson he will KO him
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>>69360063
>http://webmshare.com/play/ZNZVX

did you make this? do you have more? how did you do it?
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>>69360452
>Get shit talked on a world media tour for months
>The meanest thing he can muster is insulted Conor's jiu jitsu
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>>69360454
Are you autistic dude?
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>>69360466
>>>/asp/
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>>69360430

Pettis got USADA'd...proved to be a meme.
>>
Who's this guy?
He sounds like that EA Sports guy who talks at E3
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>>69359918
you deserve it
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>>69360390
T H I C C
H
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C
C

B U N D A
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D
A
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>>69360463
a WWE bull
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>>69360477
kek, fuckin everybody tryna be jack slack

need dom cruz to come around to shit on them all
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CONOR BTFO

BTFO
T
F
O
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>>69360087
Deleted by USADA
>>
I really want things to work out for RDA. I hope Dana doesn't fuck him over mang.
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>>69360452
Can't handle the bantz?
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>Please give me an easier fighter like Conor McGregor

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNN THE FUCK OOOOOOUT
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>THIS IS MY DIVISHUN MAYN
what did he mean by this
>>
>>69360454
Mark Henry is the GOAT. Wish he would train people that I like.
>>
SHOTS FIRED BY ALVAREZ

CONOR CONFIRMED FOR EASIEST FIGHT AT LW
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>>69360063
I hate that meme
>>
>>69360310
Yeah I have been saying RDA is brotier for years
>>
MCGOOBER SHOOK
>>
will Conor ever recover
>>
>Please give me an easier fight
>Please give me Conor McGregor

Top kek good bants here.
>>
>>69360454
Nice analysis, not even memeing.
>>
>>69360506
this could be a spicy fight because they both have nice oldschool boxing pedigrees, even though conor fell in love with memekicks
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RDA heemed so hard he forgot that Khabib fought in April
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>Easier fight light Conor

Wants that Red Panty night, but he'll be screwing out his bro Frankie Edgar.

Also, bit odd that Edgar says Conor skirted around the top guys, I'm not a big fan of him but he did beat the champ man, regardless of why, he bet the champ

Really liking RDA here, respectful but still firm in the shit he wants to say
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RDA confirmed scared as fuck at the thought of fighting Habeeb
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Does anyone think that Alvarez wouldn't completely delete Conor?

Anyone at LW would delete Conor, Pettis included. If this was RDA vs Conor then that first botched take down attempt that RDA made would have instantly ended the fight.

Conor couldn't beat an UN TRAINED, FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE, 7TH~ RANKED DIAZ. Conor is only good against toddlers.
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>DC VS SILVA

HOLY SHIT PLEASE TELL ME ITS A JOKE
>>
Eddie could legitimately heem Khabib
>>
>we perserfeared
>>
>>69359691
JUST
>>
>UFC 200 is being headlined by two fighters that even I could beat up

What a sad state of events.
>>
>>69360454
Any chance you got RDA's uppercut he landed?
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>>69360538
I know it's you buddeh. We all know
>>
>>69360521

Frankie memes Aldo, Conor's choice is either Alvarez or Edgar all good wrestlers. Pick your poison.
>>
>>69360454
Here's the last sequence. RDA going hard, Eddie hanging in there beautifully.
I like the first right Eddie throws in this exchange, not sure what I'd call it though.
It's also worth noting that the right hook that Eddie rocked RDA with, he threw that maybe 5 or 6 times earlier in the round too, definitely seemed a lot of his tactics were built around it.
Thoughts, a short post, hope you like it, like, subscribe, read my blog, it's all free, up here in the Hollywood Hills, Diablos in the garage, books on my shelf. Warren Buffet, TED talks.
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>>69360006
Plus gib source
>>
I agree, there are no fights at LW for Conor really. hes a turbo manlet and Nate is going to finish him again
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>he thinks he could handle meisha

haha
>>
>avila vs lobov

I go away for like 10 days and there's a meme overload, can't stop finding more
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>>69360545

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6SGfLs9cY
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>>69360550
Conor fucks up anyone at 145, screen capture this post my friends
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>>69360540
I can't.
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>>69360559
I mean he's around the same height as RDA, I don't think heights a huge factor for him
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>>69359691
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>>69360559

>turbo manlet

I'm a manlet but that phrase gets me everytime, he really is a turbo manlet
>>
>>69360562

I'd molest her with two hands behind my back
>>
lads, I just switched from watching the conference at 2x to 1x, but does Eddie Alvarez sound incredibly slow to anyone else?
>>
>>69360553
man that headkick came a few millimeters away from deleting alvarez

same technique RDA used to corral pettis and keep him from circling out
>>
>>69360479
>>69360479
>He doesnt know how shady the UFC is

>He isnt listening to the post fight conference right now where Alvarez just called out the UFC indirectly in favoring Conor by giving him stylistic favorable match selected opponents.

>He doesnt know this is just one of the many ways UFC favors certain fighters while diminishing others
>>
I know Mark. He's pretty based in WWE. I heard he was involved in MMA but didn't know he was that involved.
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>>69360145
>guy trains for scheduled fight
>gets popped for doping and pulled from the fight

>guy that hasn't trained for the fight
>popped for doping within the last year and gets the fight

THE CITY OF UFC
>>
>>69360582
>I just switched from watching the conference at 2x to 1x
Based lad I've been doing the same shit when I've tuned in late

He didn't really sound slow to me but now you mention it, maybe a bit but it seems more just how he's talked
>>
>>69360565
>laid back grappling match
>>
>>69360565
they are all pre-teens m8
>>
>QUEER STREET

>WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS
>>
>>69360606

So just like everyone on /heem/
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>>69360597
it might just be the switch from 2x, everyone is sounding incredibly slow to me right now
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>>69360546
This one?
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>WE ARE ALL QUEERS
>>
/heem/ prove you arent casual and guess the odds for DC and Silva before they are released

anderson said he hasnt trained in a few months
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>>69360619
Yeah thanks.
Top lad <3
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This weekend is going to be an emotional rollercoaster of fuckery. Hope I don't get BTFO this bad again. #Anjos4Lyfe
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10694637
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YES, WELL DONE EDDIE, WELL DONE EDDIE

HOWEVER
>>
who applying for their gun license tomorrow?
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>>69359991
Remember guys #BLM
>>
>that lame joke by anik
wew. He is officially THAT GUY
>>
>>69360634
>They say his name means "From Angels", Joe
>>
Scholler has bants?

I could do with another press conference desu

Nice sportsmanship
>>
>>69360621

AIDS vs Sodomy is THE fight to make
>>
FUCKING LOVE THAT THEY SHAKE HANDS AND HUG IT OUT
>>
>>69360629
+114 anderson
-242 dc
>>
>>69360638
sleep tight uncle dana
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>>69360639
Be careful
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>when the new main event is Miesha-Amanda
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cant believe the memes will continue for the next 48 hours, what a time to be alive lads. who needs a girlfriend
>>
Chael Sonnen on JRE next week
>>
WHERE CAN I WATCH THE FIGHT AGAIN
>>
>>69360565
where can I sign up for this
>>
>>69360648
casual

i will /heem/ myself live if anderson is better than +200
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>>69360662
fightpass
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>>69360659
For the crowd it's good cause they can leave early.
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>>69360662
UFC.tv
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>>69360629
DC -300
Anderson +270

I'm usually pretty good with this stuff.
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>>69360647

YOU HAVE TO HESPECK YOUR OPPONENT
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>>69360638
sleep tight uncle dana
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>>69359784

>Ratfaced slav is the main event
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>>69360664
Honestly speaking, how much would you pay to be choked out by a cute WMMA?
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it was finished as soon as rda got boma ye'd by alvarez
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>>69360629
>guess the odds for DC and Silva

Silva +300
DC -1000
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>>69360690
I feel like if I had to pay for it it would feel weird
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>>69360639
Anyone else hear middle eastern music while looking at this picture?
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>>69360690
I'm broke. Hopefully they'd feel pity on me.
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>>69360690
but maybe like 50€
anyway I'm impressed
I know they were manlets, but they se
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What do you rate the main card /heem/?
I give it a 8/10. Solid fights.
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>>69360161

The sole purpose of this fight is to do good by DC and ensure he doesn't miss out on a 5 million $ plus paycheck

How people aren't capable of understanding this is baffling
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>>69360690
>>69360711
-emed in good shape
I thought men were supposed to be way stronger than women
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ess normal brazil.

tomorrow you'll have the same number of champs as the britbongs.
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>>69360639
Eddie will heem Khabib back to ramadan
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>>69359851

McGregor vs Diaz was the main event
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>>69360725
Well, it's Natty Men vs a PED fueled woman
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what weight is DC – Silva going to be at? I just know Silva turned down 210
Why didn't they make it a title fight?
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>>69360674
sounds pretty close, i could see DC being favored a little more

if anderson looks as untrained as he says he is at the weigh-ins dc could go a lot higher as people try to dickride a sure thing

>>69360693
spread would never be that big.
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>>69360732
for the McGregorbelt Championship
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>>69360577
someone update this
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>>69360721
Oy, that much was clear when Dana confirmed they were looking for another opponent for DC on 2 days notice
The question is why would Silva step up and take it? It seems like a big mismatch to me, he said he's not been training either and he's facing a DC that's probably been through the most intense training camp of his career.
Sure, he picks up a lot of money on the way too, but is it really worth it?
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thinking about blasting my dick with quick 1-2 combinations
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>guy gets booted for roiding
>shit we need a replacement
>lets get another roider!
kek
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>>69360725

>stronger than women

That's the point. People on here like to meme on that they could beat up every female fighter out there when the reality is if your technique is wank she could literally break your neck if she wanted to.
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>>69360756
Well, I don't know, what if you weren't a literal manlet and in good shape?
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>>69360743

Let's wait and see. DC isn't getting odds better than -500, don't see how.
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>>69360756
>tfw you could heem every person on earth under 8 years old
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>>69360491
jack slack and dom are both faggots and so are you.
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>>69360732
Which is what I'm saying?
189 was for an interim belt when there was a real belt being defended as the co-main
196 was for no belt when there was a real belt as the co-main

Making the point that belts don't matter when it comes to PPV's, stars do. Hell, that's why RDA is on Fight Pass
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>>69360751

I personally don't think it's worth it overall but the optimist in me hopes Anderson cares more about the impact the millions will have for his children than his legacy
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>>69360774
youve got a keen sense for homos, want to tell us something?
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>>69360741
Silva didn't want to go 5 rounds because he couldn't
Can't have a title fight when it's not 5 rounds so they agreed to 3
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>>69360774
fuck off cody garbrandt
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>>69360731
not a chance lad
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>>69360767

Do you train at all? It literally doesn't matter how strong you are or how much you can deadlift, if you have no technique you can get trashed by anyone.

>manlet

/fit/ memes dont translate to real life, if so Stefan Struve would be the best fighter in the world but he isn't.
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Highlights from the Dana-Anderson presser that you memelords missed

>Mousasi, Hendo, and Silva directly called for the DC fight
>Dana has plans for Hendo (B I S P I N G)
>DC wanted 210lb catchweight, Silva said no
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>>69360776

I'm agree with you, not the person you responded to. Keep in mind this is an anonymous message board ;^)
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>>69360799

>Dana has plans for Hendo (B I S P I N G)

PLEASE NO. What a sham if this actually goes through.
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>>69360817
why if you are a real heem boy you want to see this rematch
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>>69360817
He didn't say Bisping, but that's what I can only imagine
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Jones pulling out destroyed UFC 200.
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>>69360817
CONCIEVE
BELIEVE
ACHIEVE YOUR MEME
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>>69360817
who cares, let bisping try to avenge his most devastating KO loss and keep the belt warm another 4 months at best

>>69360832
insightful
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>>69360814
I didn't necessarily think you were friend. I thought you were trying to perhaps "correct" me due to misinterpreting my post.
Just a little confusion, that's all ^;)
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>>69360832
Jones forgot to pull out when fucking his fiance
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>>69360817
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
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>>69360745
Diaz already has the McGregor belt

202 is a rematch for Conor to get it back
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I told you lads

2016 is the year of the memes
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>>69360837
I...i guess destiny is real
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>>69360832
Jones pulling out robbed the world of a potential future GOAT
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>>69360817
Sorry, UFC has to meme harder than ever for the sale to go through. It always sucks when good fighters aren't talked up, but that's Zuffa rolls.
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>>69360857
Does this mean Woodley will split decision Lawler?
>>
Why did they randomly decide to make the women's fight the main event? Did they call up Brock and he refused to go 5 rounds or something?
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>>69360850
THE TIME IS NOW
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>>69360873
GO BIG
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Wow

Opening odds:

Silva +400
DC -600

First time in 10 years Anderson Silva will be an underdog.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/751282536202903552
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>>69360881
Cheeky tenner on Silva
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>>69360869
>>69360857
Alright I'm actually a bit scared for MY BOY Lawler now. He's been through absolute wars and got dropped in the first round against Condit.
The inner orc might be taking over, but his chin
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>>69360881

BET THE FARM ON SILVA!

WE DONE IT BABY, DC'S LACK OF BJJ MADE US RICH!
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>>69360878
UNSTOPPABLE
>>
Why can't Cowboy move to lhw to fight DC?
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>>69360881
if the odds were any better I'd bet the house on DC
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>>69360869

He will KO him in the first. Mark my words.

This is the year of the American wrestler. Believe you me.
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We are now in the age of Wonder Boy
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>>69360773
Kid northcutt would heem you into another hemisphere
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>>69360908
he's going to move to LW and become champ first
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>>69360881

CALLED IT

>>69360772
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>>69359796
More like reHeem.
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How does Anderson Silva realistically beat DC? Fishing for the KO early on? We all know DC's chin only rivals Roy Nelson's.
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DC sucks in the THAI clinch,
Silva wins round 3 TKO via knees in MT Clinch
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>>69360937
Heel hook.
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>Silva defeats DC via front kick KO in the first round
>Bisping defends against Hendo
>Bisping KOs Silva via left hook to become LHW champ
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>>69360937

DC goes for his dick, Andy knees him
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>>69360939
>DC sucks in the THAI clinch,
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>>69360939
That's assuming DC just doesn't permadelete his chin with the first big connection
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Putting $1000 on a Tate/DC parlay
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>>69360952
>Bisping defends against Hendo
no way
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>>69359832
Jon would've won, but it would've been a boring clinch fight anyway. I'd rather have this picture of Jon crying desu
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I think Anderson will beat DC. Both are nearly the same age. Anderson is more experienced. And he's a southpaw counter striker fighting a uppercut """boxer""" on short notice
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>>69360937
>How does Anderson Silva realistically beat DC? Fishing for the KO early on? We all know DC's chin only rivals Roy Nelson's.

Maybe if DC over commits on a take down attempt and gets jiu jitsed - can't see it happening though since DC literally cannot be choked out due to lack of a neck
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>>69360937
Realistically? A triangle choke or something like that.
There i no way Silva is going to knock out DC
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>>69360965

>Tate

Lad....
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>Bruck Cheddar is going to football tackle Kiwi and lay on him for two rounds straight
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>>69360965
Nunes is dangerous
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>>69360799

Disgusting. If the UFC wants to be anywhere near legitimate they will have Bisbing fight Souza or Weidman.

The Rory vs Thomspon thign was bad enough, having the top 2 who should have title fights duke it out against each other because they were anticipating Mcgregor vs Lawler and wanted to buy time so McGregor could have a better style match against Lawler than Rory or Thomson. Now theyre doing the same thing with Jose and Edgar, hoping Jose wins which so Conor can dodge Edgar and his wrestling.
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>>69360917
>kids got an 8 pack
>his daddy was a mega steroid abuser/dealer/informant

he's natty i swear
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>>69360992
NEW
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>>69360881
what's a good betting site lads? I'm gonna throw some money on silva
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>>69359911

I forgot about it until I went on /sp/, caught it in time with 3 minutes left in the rda fight
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will Anderson invite DC to BBQ after DC flips him like a burger?
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>>69360022
Can more people please reply to these faggots so they can know they are such?
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>>69360977
DC is also a heavyweight and Anderson has absolutely no chin left

DC's standup is ridiculously underrated, is very good in the clinch

Worst comes to worse he has to wrestlefuck Anderson which he can do
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>>69359957
anderson apparently asked for 3 rounds and didnt want to fight for 5.
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>>69360937
This is a nightmare matchup for Anderson Silva. Go watch Sonnen vs Silva 1, if it wasnt for the sneaky leg submission sonnen would have won that one easily. And if he puts his hands down to defend the takedown, he's going to get knocked out. That chin got deleted by Weidman. Silva is gonna get BTFO. I'm literally getting ready to bet everything that's in my savings account to bet on DC.
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>>69361039
Do it, post time stamp to
Put your money where your mouth is
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>>69361039
>I'm literally getting ready to bet everything that's in my savings account to bet on DC.

no such thing as a sure thing

people were making the exact same kind of arguments against bisb0ng who never knocks anyone the fuck out regardless of chin quality
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>>69360937
Copy Jon Jone's game plan, I mean once you follow it DC is easy mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhWfSj5_CuQ
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>>69361099
>Copy Jon Jone's game plan

Silva BRB, growing his arms and legs a half foot longer

He will get cucked if he tries to fight like Jones
>>
Really hoping silva gets memed
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>>69361109
Jone's gameplan doesn't even use range that much, it was all about nerfing DC's wrestling and forcing him to eat shit with knees and elbows, Anderson can do the same
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>>69361126
He'll be dominated but everyone knows that. Really not a fair fight.
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>>69361164
but im hoping cormier stands with him and silva tries to do his magic and gets rocked harder than ever
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>>69360690
>>69360700
Just tell them they can't do it. Then they will want to fuck you up for free.
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>>69360409
As in Shale's boy?
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>>69359748
DC, Gus and Bisbong are natty goats as well
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>>69359918
Top lad
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>>69359998
>Rockhold
top kek, buddeh
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