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>>69329348
10/10
>>69329546
These are the only two
>Bombston
Ones I have though
>2 ply
Calder trophy?
>canadumbs
>>69330253
Doubtful
>>69328248
This is the worst "meme" of the offseason.
Wtf I love bombston now
I am now a #Sweenmissile
>>69330321
I've been making that post every fucking thread for 2 years now you dumb reddit newfag cuck redditor
>>69330351
wtf I love Finland now
I am now a #mememissile
tfw Jon memes
>>69330602
stop forcing reddit nonmemes
>>69330618
>Jon
Adios faggot
>>69330354
dawww
>>69330633
>>69330633
nice try reddit
>2 ply
2017 is our year
>>69330591
Better than your Sebastian Aho.
>>69330735
Are you canadians ashamed of being on the same continent as USA?
>>69330781
Not even close.
Liiga is shit. Putting up points there is only creating fake hype around shit players that don't translate to NHL. There is a reason to why finns never pans out.
Skellefteå >>>> Any Liiga team
>>69330738
Your window is closed, You're not winning for the next 30 years desu
>>69330903
no the USA has some good shit, just not the people
>Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets
>#NHLJets agree to terms with Mathieu Perreault on a four-year contract extension.
Jets incoming
>>69330903
yes
95% of them are absolute drooling morons
>>69330921
Why was he better than any swedes in the u20 games?
>>69331082
I'm not trying to take anything away from Aho, but finland had a pretty good team. He was also on a line with pulju and laine.
Reminder that the penguins have a tainted cup (2009) and only won by a combination of injured opponents and blatant ref puck
>>69331082
Because he was not?
Finland was severly outplayed by both Sweden and Russia until the worst case of reffpucking ever recorded started.
>>69331151
True, not like Aho was being carried by the two tho, he did a lot of work. It was also his first this season playing center
>>69331082
>>69330921
Laine is winning the calder and it won't be close. Matthews/aho/nylander are good players but they have to play on a dogshit team, the jets will be a great team next year IMO and laine will score a bunch of PPG
>>69331176
*first time
>>69331170
this denial
>>69331170
>this delusion
>>69330738
>>69330925
Patrick Kane is a great American, not only for winning the Art Ross and being the Anakin Skywalker of hockey, but also for helping prove women do make a lot of false rape allegations and the idea of feminist's having their own sharia courts for sex crimes is ridiculous.
>>69331183
Wouldn't count pulju out if he gets to play in a good line on edmonton. Fully honest, I'm not putting my expectations too high on Aho even tho he was great for my home town team this year, his game might not translate too well into NA and he is pretty small.
>>69331259
The deals on Toews and him will cripple the team for years
>>69330958
The real america sits above the 40th parallel
everything else is garbage
>>69330921
Fuck off with your Skellefteå.
Only Frölunda has been able to beat top Finnish teams (Kärpät, Tappara) in the last few years.
>>69329279
Is bill autistic?
>>69331210
>>69331231
Can't wait for a couple of seasons when all of the finnish """"""""golden"""""" generation have busted.
>>69331262
True, I should have said that. If pulju can succeed on the first or second line in edmonton, he will definitely have a legitimate shot at the calder. You never can tell how an undersized player like Aho will perform, especially if he is put at center.
>>69331305
Kek no swedish clubs even try to win these matches because how superior they are.
When Frölunda made Puljushit cry literal tears they were in a huge slump, every team in SHL shat all over them at that time.
Still Frölunda playing like the worst SHL team >>> any Liiga team
>>69331293
>tfw one whole year since they won
;( Why couldn't we win bros??
where do swedes and finns go on holiday to?
like here we go to cuba or other places in the caribbean
>>69331262
Size is starting to matter less and less. When you have a guy who is 5'9 150 lbs score 78 points I think it's time to evaluate skill over size.
>>69331328
It won't even matter. They can end up as average NHL-players or KHL-players and we'd still be competitive.
>>69331383
do you actually go to cuba?
we've had the place embargoed for so long, I forgot that you guys could
folks around here usually hit up jamaica or something else down there, if they go to the carribean at all. Most americans I know go on vacation to other american cities though
>>69331388
Isn't aho a center though?
>>69331467
That doesn't mean he has to be a center in the nhl. He can still be just as good as a winger.
>>69331373
It's not like it's the main competition for Finnish clubs either. Frölunda celebrated like it was though.
>tfw russian goaltending
>>69331467
Not really, he mostly played wing this year and was forced to center since our centers were shit. I think he is better and more comfortable on the wing..
>>69331388
one guy is not a trend
size will always matter as long as the ice is as small as it is. Look at larkin, one of the fastest, if not the fastest, player on the ice. Kid gets knocked right off the puck by anyone that manages to catch him. he needs to bulk up to be getting more than 50 points next year (he is)
speed and skill are fine, but ultimately a larger version of the same speed and skill is always better
>>69331436
Don't give a shit about you being "competetive".
Having a shitload of shit NHL/KHL players like Finland might enable you to pull them to the world cup and chalenge the real hockey nations D-teams. But that is irrelevant to people in Sweden/Canada/USA/Russia but if it makes you happy, good for you.
Well done
how do i get a qt black rag slag?
>>69331500
True, I don't see him succeeding as a center, its so rare for a player that size to become a legitimate top six center.
>>69331549
Makes sense, I don't really follow the hurricanes, do they have any decent young forwards? The calder is so dependent on the team, unless you're insanely talented
>>69331551
I get that but there's a ton of nhl players who are small. I just think its foolish to write off a player because he's not 6'2 210
>>69331605
>slag
Fuck off
>>69331454
yeah my city(London)'s airport only international flights are to Chicago, then in the winter to Florida, Cuba, Cancun, and the Dominican Republic
It's not bad, the food is awful but it's cheap
Reminder Fleury is elite.
>>69331568
It's not pulling a surprise when we do it every time.
Maybe you should start to produce something else than le offensive "defense"man with le good hair.
>>69331715
For every "decent" finnish NHL player there are 5 swedish stars
>this Swedish Finnish banter
>>69331624
Haven't followed them either, gonna bandwagon because of Aho tho. Same with >pulju
>>69331670
I think it's a fine standard of measurement if the rest of your team is already small
red wings have that problem
>>69331873
I think drafting bigger players is the safer way to go. Doesn't mean youre getting the better player it just means their floor is higher.
>>69331767
And still you haven't done much better than us in the last years.
In the next years we have Laine, Barkov, Pulju, Aho and Juolevi instead of KHL-players and NHL-fringes.
If we are so good with shitty players it'll be end for Sweden.
>>69330903
Canada is just a US protectorate. Canadian identity is just a marketing scheme. Anyone living in America's hat that thinks otherwise is just deluded. Sure, we might have had some burgeoning identify between the end of WWII and the early 70s, but after that America's dominant culture basically assimilated us. Most of Canada's population lives within 100km of the border and is completely saturated by US media and culture. And all the peoples in Canada that have somewhat unique culture and history do not really identify as Canadians first, i.e. Quebec, the Maritimes, and the northern territories. I'd give my left nut to be back in the US sipping on a $0.33 Miller Highlife with my hand up a nice piece of easy going Yankee pussy.
>tl;dr fuck cuckistan
>>69331961
sweden didn't even have a player in the first round this year, did they?
what a weird year
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>>69331961
>In the next years we have Laine, Barkov, Pulju, Aho and Juolevi
>tfw this is what Finland considers their future
>tfw they are all weak versions of swedish prospects, not even out star players
Can't take this
>>69332028
then leave, fat burger.
>>69332066
Mcbust will get carried harder than gretski desu
What's the future of Swedish goaltending when Henrik L. retires?
>>69332028
so move to america and get shot to death
>>69332032
Alex Nylander was a 1st rounder?
>>69331938
sure, I just don't really see a "size is getting less important" trend, however slight it may be.
unless you've got some evidence to back it up
>>69332131
a slew of bad nhl backups
Why didn't he shoot it, guys?
>>69332164
oh right. nvm
>>69332131
Right after Lundqvist it's
Markström
Lehner
>>69332028
Sure, but the US doesnt have a Newfoundland
>>69332195
if you watch the replay you can see that he never even looked at the net on the play, he was going all in on the pass
>>69332206
wew lad
>>69332304
got an elite defence so it's no worry for a couple of years.
Markström is good enough desu
>>69331293
>cripple
They still have one of the best teams in hockey. They're dynasty is assured. They are highly profitable. You watch Dallas or even St Louis games and half the fans are hawks fans. Season before this one Nashville banned out-of-state credit card sales to keep Chicago fans out. Hockey is a business and theirs is run by the fucking legendary Scotty Bowman. I think they'll even run a bit more physical next season with Ladd back, Carcillo on the mend, and Shaw still in the lineup. Teravainen was a loss, but I herd he had some locker room issues, or maybe with Quenneville - who is one of the top 3 coaches in the league if easily - I don't recall exactly.
>tl;dr they're a fun team to watch and don't see that changing
>>69332356
is this copypasta?
>>69332210
Sorry, totally forgot Newfoundland as one of those unique places in Canada, but again, they identify as newfies first (didn't even join Canada until after the war).
>>69332121
>>69332145
>muh crappy tire
>muh tim hortons
>muh butthurt sensitive canadian puss-puss
>>69332352
> le offensive defenseman
> le good hair
> le KHL-level goalkeeping
>>69332552
>muh high fructose corn syrup
>muh black people
>muh mexicans
go home burger
>>69332206
>lehner
thats pretty sad desu
>swedish defence
is actually pretty good
>>69332028
Then why don't you? It seems foolish to live somewhere and be unhappy.
YO METRO WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGAS
>>69332356
They were coasting on fortunate deals for a while, but bad contracts are finally catching up to them. They'll be middling around mediocrity for a while.
>>69332715
I'm in school here. I travel to the US when I can. I lived in Chicago for years felt as safe as in Toronto or Montreal. Honestly, I'm just not into nationality. I don't cry when my cities team doesn't get into the playoffs, but I pay closer attention to individual Canadian players, particularly those from Nova Scotia (yeeeeehhhhh Crosbitch!) and Ontario, because those are the places I grew up.
>SNES sign Chris Kelly
oh god this franchise runs entirely on muh feels
>>69333100
>I don't cry when my cities team doesn't get into the playoffs
its not like you have a choice
honestly though, it must be nice for other countries to have america killing all the brown people for them. Our economy is FUCKED, it'd be nice to live in a country that actually used it's tax money for cool things
>>69333100
What kind of dumbass goes to school in Canada?
>>69333396
Canada is a great place to go to school.
So this offseason is going to be all the /int/ posting with none of the clip art? Fuck this place when you faggots bullied smuk off you ruined this place
>>69333321
>>69333396
See, it's not that you're not any better than Canadians, it's just that your liqour doesn't have a 66% markup and your women are empty nets. Don't get it twisted,
Differently, what Scandinavian country is least effected by the migrant crisis?
>>69333499
We need to go back to lockout era of pizza posting
>>69333396
University of Toronto and Queen's are some of the best in NA.
>>69333321
>>69333333
>tfw /hoc/ missed the chance for another clipart meme get
>>69333960
McGill & Concordia in Montreal are also highly respected outside of Canada, and Dalhousie in Halifax.
>The Vancouver Canucks signed goaltender Jacob Markstrom to a three-year contract extension, the club announced Thursday. The contract will carry an annual average value of $3.67 million and will run through the end of the 2019.20 season.
Lel?
>>69336150
Weird signing for a guy who hasn't done much. 3.67 is a lot of money.
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>69336299
Everyone knows you elect your enemies to lead your country
Break bread with your enemies, that way they won't win!
I love this manlet.
is domestic violence actually a problem in finlan?
>>69338313
Yes. You can't beat your wife.
>>69336508
Lol he almost made Vancouver a contender the games he played but with le communist american sports hockey league you can afford losing on purpose and play Miller instead.
the arizona coyotes will win the stanley cup
>>69338313
It's not a problem.
It's a problem solver 2bh.
>>69338313
Yes. You usually have to smack your bitch few times before she learns. I blame the feminists for this poor learning curve.
>>69338837
>>69338576
>>69338440
fuck off /pol/
>>69339185
Triggered :D
r u a grill?
>>69337650
>break bread with your enemies
>your enemies don't eat bread
>you lose either way
>captcha: select images with bread
>>69339185
>hating fun
>>69339254
it's summer binland, we get a lot of underage/reddit cancer
pulju is not reddit
>>69339581
He literally became Reddit when he was drafted by Edmonton and got the retarded nickname "pool party". I cringe every time I see that nickname, Bulju is the real name
>>69339908
>Reddit stealin muh players
You guys are faggots. Poolparty is reddit's guy and nothing you can do to stop us.
Leafs will finish around where Buffalo finished this year. They are on a similar rebuild but Buffalo is a year ahead.
Eichel - Matthews
Alex Ny - Will Ny
Reinhart - Marner
Risto - Rielly
Lehner - Andersen
Who is better?
>>69339581
Pool Party xDDDdDDD
>>69340154
every leafs player is better
leafs don't have o'reilly though
>>69339908
The more I think of it Pulju looks even better than Laine. He's more natural skater and better stick handler. I think Laine will struggle with his skating while Pulju is making mad dangles and snipes.
>>69340233
O'Rielly - Kadri
E. Kane - JVR
>>69340298
Thanks for the breakdown, pro-scout. Too bad both will be busts, along with Juolevi. All other top 10 2016 draft picks will be stars.
>>69340679
No problem, Salty Jarmo.
>>69340221
Please delete this post
>>69340221
Kentucky Derby
>>69340874
What will Jarmo's punishment be for passing on Pulju?
>Going to miss my favorite sister
What did he mean by this?
>>69341145
All sins will be washed away in sauna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si8IqpZc8Fo
>>69340154
Buffalo need to get rid of Ristomongol if they hope to win anything soon.
Glorified goon that peaked 1/3 into his third season and has been shit ever since.
>>69341787
You are a stupid homo
Who can stop these sexy beasts?
>>69342554
Holy shit btfo
Rich Clune Verified account
@richclune
Save you reporters some time. The 10 fight limit and no fighting off the face-off rule is great. Fighting isn't done, just guys who suck are
>>69342841
Dicky Clune is a beaut, I hope he gets a couple games for the leafs this season.
>>69342765
That's what happens brother. I've got so much ammo on Sweden they better not even try.
>>69343223
W. Nylander > Laine > PLD > poojarvi
>>69343514
>W. Nylander, A. Nylander > Asplund > Laine > PLD > poojarvi
Fixed
>>69343514
Wtf is LPD?
>>69343686
Loli Police Department
>>69343686
Pierre-Luc Dubois
>>69343668
Nylander is a weak manlet like all Swedes.
>>69343785
I bet they would be brutal.
>>69341787
> le swede
> le offensive defenseman
> le nice hair
> le Swed... whoa, what??
Be assblasted Nils.
>>69339581
>this is what fennodeludes unironically believe
>>69338551
>it's le anti swedish conspiracy man
Which part of Pulju are you from lads?
>>69344556
Boo-fucking-hoo!
I know it hurts that without Zlatan you are equally bad as us in football and even all your great-haired hockey-defenseman will never win you anything.
>>69344894
>Raattarna
is this where all finnish rally drivers come from?
What do you guys think of this new goalie the Oilers picked up?
How many years until Larkin wins the cup?
>>69344998
reminder that Lundqvist has won an olympic gold medal
reminder that it was 2006 in Turin vs Finland
Finns are cucks and Swedes are based. Stay mad Pekka.
>>69344700
Explain Miller then.
Do it Mao, explain. Write a little red book about it you chinkfuck
>>69345160
baka he will never win the cup if he stays in detroit lmao
>>69344700
>>69345337
>trading away schneider
vancouver are retarded
there is no conspiracy
>>69345194
It was a great tournament for Finnish B-team with C-goalies.
I mean come the fuck on, Antero Nittymäki was our starter.
>>69345337
You sound angry projecting I'm a chink. I'm not Finnish nor a canucks fan so fuck off bud.
SWEDEN DELIVERING THE BANTZ HOW WILL MONGOLS AND CHINKS RECOVER?
>>69345160
After Ericsson leaves, so about five.
>>69345430
>damage control
Markstrom is actually an ok starter desu
Canucks just suck dick
>>69345503
I hate how right you are
Finland is getting btfo by Sweden right now tbqh
>>69345610
You had a great team and you earned to win that game.
But we DID miss some key players from that tournament, for example prime Miikka Kiprusoff.
>>69345438
LOl
Triggered chink.
Calm down Chang. Remember, it's the year of the rabbit.
stop bullying finlan
>>69345827
>projecting to this extreme
Seek help Muhammad.
>>69345764
never
>>69345777
>Prime bust was missing
Oh noooo ^____^^^ le kawaii finnish unternet cultir xDD le we aANR speCIAl SnoVflakez xDD
Le We ACtually GOODD atH HOKiiI xDD deXSPITE NOting BACkiNG it UP XDDD
LEss GOlden MEldalz than Great BRitain xDD
('___o=)
Finland is evil.
>Finnish hockey players
guys i swear finland is good at hockey
>>69346108
To be fair, 90% of great Britain's players in 1939 were Canadian
>>69346108
>>69345937
>>69346189
>>69346270
>>69346348
leave the fin be or youre gettin it kidd
>tfw you witnessed the nation of finland blown the fuck out in /hoc/ by a single swede
> tfw Bulju and Laine are busts and some obscure 2nd and 3rd round Swedes start to produce right away.
>people say Finnposters are the worst
>when Swedes exists
Seriously bruhs?
>>69346375
To be fair 90% of Canadians were brits and then they slapped a new sign saying Canada over that shit.
>>69346468
>Start to produce
Baby they have been fucking mother Laine all summer already
>>69346375
Serious question: could UK "draft" Canadians to play for them in the Olympics or IIHF tourneys?
>>69346532
Yup
You're better than Armenia at least
>>69346532
>tfw finnposters exist
>finland
>>69346542
>nylanders
>>69346532
they are scared of us. Hell even i would be if i wasn't finnish. we have too many talents coming through even though we have already dominated junior hockey for 3 years
>>69346542
desu I hate Laine and I secretly hope that he'd fail.
>>69346596
You a fucking homo kid
>>69346630
>this is how the shorks built up the postseason power play numbers that hyped up everyone
When will Elias Lindholm and Alex Wennberg finally start to produce?
So many Swedes said that they're better than Barkov but I dont see it.
>>69346922
shut the fuck up you ugly mongol your not welcome in /hoc/
>>69346922
Wennberg will produce when he learns how to shoot or finds a good winger to feed with passes.
>>69346980
banter, but don't bully
>>69346980
thats really mean dude
>>69346980
finland are welcome in /hoc/
>>69346994
I like agree and I actually like Wennberg. He and F.Forsberg were always the most dangerous players against us in the WJC's.
>>69340298
>better stickhandler
Laine is far superior. Pulju's stickhandling looks awkward. He seems to move his stick with power, not with finesse.
>>69346922
When will TEUUOVBVANIINEN be that superstar he was acording to finns last season?
When wil RANTATANTASHIT produce a single point in the NHL? 10 games was not enough it seems. 20? 30? He was supposed to be WAY BEYOND Nylander?
What about KapasHSITT?? He was also better than Nylander?? what happened?
>>69345430
Niittymäki played out of his mind though.
>>69347184
Wennberg was the fourth best player in the world championship this year after
1. Nyqvist
2. Larsson
3. Ekholm
there was a giant power gap after wennberg in that tournament.
>>69347047
Finland deserves to be bullied because they are bullies themselves.
>>69347224
Pulju gained like 3cm height in the last year and that fucked up his stickhandling.
Just look at his highlights from 2015 and compare them with 2016.
>>69347260
>AHL
>>69347334
finland are a sad bunch
don't bully them
bully canadians
>>69347047
>>69347167
Fuck off you tainted mongol norrlands cuck
>>69347368
>sad
>Finns
Lies.
We just don't smile for no reason.
>>69347260
Teuvo will never be more than a average NHL player.
What's up with your dig at Rantanen though? He was excellent in the AHL and the guy is only 20.
No one expected anything from Kapanen. He became a meme after that goal he scored against the Russians.
Kasperi is something like 30th in our forward prospect depth.
>>69347458
>t. pikku relatedainen
Literally subhuman.
>>69347591
>Le 20 year old excellent in AHL man
>This is our supposed """""rivals"""""
At least Denmark can beat us in football sometimes
Will he save the Devils?
>>69347724
The best defenceman in the east just left so no.
Devils got fuckinf robbed
>>69347703
You just wait. The memes will flow in our favor.
t. different
>>69347724
No
Devila traded away a young top tier rhd defenceman for a canadian meme. Enjoy mediocrity and wild card battles
>>69347703
le 20 year AHL man isn't in our World Cup roster.
Without Zlatan you are pretty much as bad as Finland and Norway.
Honestly, who of your football players are better than Roman Eremenko?
wtf i hate sweden now>>69347843
>>69347772
>>69347865
Memetti is better
Reminder that we won the u21 euros and are going to win the olympics this summer
>>69347865
>Without Zlatan you are pretty much as bad as Finland and Norway.
Ultimate kek from someone who knows nothing.
Zlatan has been a curse for 5 years. He can't run. He MUST have the ball at ALL TIMES making the gameplan the most predictable in the world. He SLOWS down EVERYTHING.
Sweden has always had a better points/Game without Zlatan than when he plays
>>69348067
No one cares about those meme tournaments.
We've been succesful in the U21-level also but that haven't meant anything in the long run, sadly.
>>69348262
kill youreself mongol
>the /int/ caitlyn is a debbies "fan"
>>69348067
>u21
>olympics
like any of those mean shit in football AAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69348527
We doing this again Gord?
>>69349120
not an oilels fan
but you are a debbies fan
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Irrelevant team
Irrelevant fans
Irrelevant franchise
Any predictions for non- playoff teams to make it in 2017?
Mine are Calgary, NJ, and Arizona.
>>69349596
Habs
>>69349596
Avs, duh
oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FuCk!!!
>>69349720
found him
>>69349872
post butt
>>69349872
Lost your butt plugs again?
>>69349872
kips
>>69350199
nah, i lost something else
i always misplace shit and lose stuff
>>69350389
You'll always have my heart baby
>mathews still hasnt signed his ELC
fire lou
>>69350438
he never will
>>69350412
>>69346630
>>69346348
>yfw nashville won both of these games
Exposure to small amounts of finnish goaltending makes you strong
>>69350810
Does it?
>>69350438
neither has Pulju
Save the best for last
>>69331383
>where do swedes and finns go on holiday to?
I'm fairly sure main destinations are pretty similar for Finns and Swedes.
1. Spain, especially Canaries.
2. Eastern mediterranean+red sea. Greece, Turkey and Egypt. Still big, but have taken huge hit in recent years due to habbenings region.
3. Thailand.
Bonus: Booze runs/weekend trips... Estonia for Finland. Denmark and Germany for Swedes.
>>69350838
Eventually you OD like Dallas did
>rags
>>69350844
I thought he signed already? Or am I thinking of Laine?
>tfw could have the foundations for a pretty good team if your team committed to tanking one more year
>tfw ownership actually believes this team could make a playoff run
>>69351197
Who are you talking about?
>>69351246
Canucks
>>69351282
Virtanen is looking like Raffi Torres 2.0. How does Benning make great picks like Boeser but then draft some no-skills mongoloid at 6th overall?
>>69351461
He's more of a mini lucic IMO his offensive numbers weren't there but his fancy stats were pretty good
Didn't get a lot of ice time either
>>69350948
was that undee AV too? I can't comprehend how he hasn't been fired yet
>>69350895
>you will never fuck Thai lady boys with Finland
How many goals does the
Russian Machine get this year boys?
>>69351549
yeah that's why it's funny. All 3 of them are on the Rangers now.
>>69351651
Last two digits of this post.
>>69352306
Seems about right
>>69352377
Only 12 more than his 65 season in 07-08
>>69352513
haha it's that reddit meme, nice
>>69352377
Hurricanes 1993 - 1997 is the Hartford Whalers
Hurricanes 1981 - 1985 is the Hartford Whalers
Avalanche 1988 - 1992 is the Quebec Nordiques
Fix your chart boi
![jake-bean-of-team-orr-is-pictured-during-warm-ups-prior-to-facing-picture-id507983060[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OcaLo1h.jpg "jake-bean-of-team-orr-is-pictured-during-warm-ups-prior-to-facing-picture-id507983060[1]")
Jake Bean is the only guy that can truly be "our guy" without any other specific group catching onto them and making a meme out of them
>>69352924
Jake Bean is a reddit meme
>>69352804
>mcubed is me
Same thing, it's by franchise boiiiiyi
>>69352924
/r-ing bean man to put bean mans face on jake bean plz
Sergachev will be the best dman in 5 years
>>69353120
in the khl when he bolts from montreal in a couple years
>>69353112
do they even know who he is?
Top 300 goal scores
My best: 201/300
http://www.sporcle.com/games/nhldarinh/top-300-nhl-goal-scorers-of-all-time
you can only post in this thread if you like hockey beyond shamelessly pimping players from your own country
bye finland
>>69353339
how do I upvote this post
>$...$tamko$ was just k.. kidding when he said he wanted to stay in tampa...
>d.. dont you even know how s.. sports work?
>h..haha i was just k.. kidding i really wanted h..hedman
>o..oh he just signed too?
>w..wow enjoy your cap rape even though those contracts are both lower and longer than any other team would have given them
>>69353372
You kill yourself as the ultimate upvote tribute
>>69331050
We don't fuck animals or eat maple snow, so that would make us better than you, eh?
>>69353912
lol you got trolled
think NHL 17 will be any good?
>>69354052
did you like the last one?
every thread until you like it
>>69354137
>kongs
>>69354052
doubtful
New thread:
>>69354347
>>69353260
i only managed 104 lmao
gave up with 11 mins left because names stopped coming to my head, then saw a bunch of obvious ones i missed
If you bully finlan you are no friend of mine.
>>69353372
suck my d senpai
>>69354532
lauri and mannerheim were cucks. hayha to
reckon I'd let PK subban have a round with my wife
>>69354401
Everyone jump to here
>>69353212
The kid came to na at 18 so he wont be playing in the khl unless hes a bust
>>69340154
Everyone on the laffs is better except Andersen.
>>69333960
>Queens
replace that with McMaster
>>69357750
McMaster is a good school but it's not even close to Queen's.
>>69353993
Maple snow is fucking delicious you cretin
>>69332131
markstrom is getting pretty good
<Ducks
>sign old men
>sign goon
Guess the kids are getting a chance at forward. Too bad prospects aren't anywhere near NHL ready. Hopefully Pirri is signed on a cheap deal, he's got a pretty good shot.
>be american
>get shot
>yfw the Dallas Stars get shot by rampaging negroes
>>69359088
>be nigger
>get shot
fixed
>>69330590
ecks fucking dee
8/10
>>69359544
>responding to a post made during the carter administration
>>69359344
>be cop
>get shot
>>69359672
>responding to a post responding to a post made during the Carter administration
Dallas Stars joke
>>69360113
>11 shots
>4 went in
SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL NIGHT IN DALLAS AMIRITE?
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>69360113
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>69360113
>AN EMPTY FUCKING NET
>>69360189
>we
won't win until >our #1 center proves he's a real #1 center. I do not have confidence in galchenyuk at all
fucking niggers
>>69360207
RUDEPOST RUDEPOST RUDEPOST
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>69360215
im sure theyre having a very busy night tonight
>>69360237
mods give 0 fucks about /sp/
you could literally post "I'm 13! my favourite teams are the Pens, Hawks, and Kings!" and they would do fuck all
>>69360296
True
There are a couple Americans who do nothing but /pol/ post in hoc threads and nothing ever happens
>>69360312
its not just Americans
>>69360330
shut the fuck up you nigger-loving fuck twink gay queer fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
>>69360330
It is though
Look at the threads, Americans start pol posting every single time
>>69360330
le meme prime minister xDDDD
if you le kill your enemies, you le lose xDDDDD
Shut the fuck up we know he's terrible, let us nicepost on /hoc/
is he really the only thing to ever come out of there?
>>69360500
i like canadians. i just dont like the one thats obsessed with bruce jenner that pretends its other peoples fault /hoc/ is nothing but /int/ posting
>>69358399
>Hopefully Pirri is signed on a cheap deal
Why do you think Florida got rid of him? He was demanding too much, believing himself to be a top level prospect that can play in the top 6.
>>69354137
I want those lips around my small white shriveled cock
>>69360530
>didn't even spell coal right
Canagays
>>69357159
Well, that's just, wrong.
Eichel > Matthews (for now)
Alex Ny = Will Ny
Reinhart > Marner
Risto = Reilly
Lehner > Andersson
Then there is the slew of more talented "vets" Buffalo has.
O'Reilly >> Kadri
Bogosian = Gardiner
Ennis > Bozak
Only thing the leafs have better is Van Riemsdyk (>Kane), but he never stays healthy long enough and is inconsistent as fuck. The Sabers also have a ton of other young talent that trumps anything the Leafs have to offer.
>Foligno
>Girgensos
>Larsson
>McCabe
>Pysyk
>Fasching
>>69331605
How did you find that her? My dick is diamonds now...
>>69361060
I know Pysyk's dad, he's a cunt. Hope his kid busts, the fucker tried to fail me in the 7th grade (he was my principal)
>>69354510
I am literally autist tier. I played it many times before I got 201. Each time I'd pick a few new names and answer them first.
Then I associate names like french L's: Lafleur, Lemaire, Larouche, Lafontaine (american),
>>69361060
>he never stays healthy long enough
He had missed only two games over the three seasons prior to last year. Before that, 11/12 was the only time in his career where he didn't play in over 90% of his team's games.
>inconsistent as fuck
To be fair, this can be said about virtually every player in the league. There are only a few that are ever consistently consistent, and even then they really aren't.
Kessel posting is pure concentrated reddit
>>69360980
How much coal is mined in harbors?
>>69361153
Well I guess is inconsistentcy is what led me to believe he was injured more often.
post Jons
>>69361184
The last half of the 14/15 season definitely doesn't help either. Everyone stopped doing everything, except Horachek who continued to be an inept coach.
I just remembered that Kessel has his name engraved on the Cup.
I was out of the country for a week, can anyone email me a PowerPoint explaining the fresh memes I've missed in that time?
>>69361285
>>69361327
>laffs
>>69361327
Do you accept facsimile transmission?
>>69361285
We did it
>>69361536
Up vote
>>69361060
Pysyk got traded for Kulikov.
Who'll win a cup first?
>>69361789
Laine
>>69361789
Matthews and I'm not happy about that. If the Leafs ever win another cup every media outlet in the country will be non-stop Laffs for a month straight.
>>69361820
How do we stop Matthews?
>>69361820
>>69361849
>implying he'll be playing for the leafs when he wins a cup
>>69361852
In that case how do we stop the Desert Dogs?
>>69361867
You don't. Just relish in Chychrun and Matthews dynasty
>>69361887
Well at least they have no fans to meem /hoc/ the fuck up if they win.
South Carolina Gamecocks need a hockey team
>>69361923
filtered
>>69361906
I'll shit post like a madman if Chychrun ever wins. They'll have to range ban Florida to stop me
>>69361906
I'd hop on that bandwagon just to talk shit tbhwy
Has anyone made a new one of these?
>>69361963
No the memes are dead
>>69361943
He doesn't even see himself as an American.
>>69361946
I can see hundreds of "image.jpg" posters coming out of the woodworks.
Can Vancouver get moved already? Seriously fuck this team. I live in Southeast BC and it's always either these shitters or the phlegms people cheer for.
>>69352377
>tfw your team isn't on the list
pretty comfy
>>69361972
I'm bringing memes back.
All them other anons don't know how to act.
>haven't played a hockey game in 12 years
>buy NHL 16
Time to bring out my inner Chayka to bring the yotes out if the ashes
>dull ass
I NEED A FUCKING LEAF TO EXPLAIN HOCKEY TO ME,I got season tickets for a graduation gift
>>69362407
Put puck in net
Guy does something you don't like punch him
You now know as much as at least 25% of /hoc/
>>69362407
>Finnish goalies are huge memes, your team is fucked if they have one
>always remember to include meme arrows when you type out >kongs (Los Angeles Kings) and >rags (New York Rangers)
>Publix sandwiches are God's gift to /hoc/
What team are the tickets for?
>>69362407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuQ4IuQGk8s
>tfw no hockey
>>69362639
Hello my Armenian friend
Laine - Scheifele - Wheeler could b gud
All big guys and right handed
>>69362662
Hello. How are you? How are you coping with no hockey, anon?
Will Subban get shot in Nashville?
>>69363837
Nashville will like him a lot.
What expression is he trying to convey here?
>>69365820
"why the fuck do they call it state of hockey with no cups?"
Where is Versteeg?
>>69365820
>at least the rags didn't expect anything of me
you moh fokers betta do ya job and roll up, and watch how we roll up
Had a dream I went to the first game of the season and pulju scored 2 seconds in
>>69362040
Fuck off hippy
TYBWINLAND
>>69367936
This is a hockey thread
>>69367953
No it's not. Hockey isn't for several months
>>69367936
Go back to the cesspool that is /pol/ you degenerate.
>>69368036
>defending sweeden
canada YES!
>>69365938
He is reported to leave nhl
>>69365820
Is it ok to like muscular asses?
>>69368076
I'm not defending anyone. I would just prefer you to go back to your containment board.
>>69367985
Fuck off back where you came from /pol/ nigger nobody likes you
>>69368185
You're not my mom. You can't tell me what to do
>mfw we trade PK but end up winning a cup anyway thanks to based Jesus Price
>>69368238
>monleawl
>playoffs
Lol No
>>69368238
>Monmerde
>Playoffs
>>69368238
I'm so sorry for you.
>>69368312
>>69368390
>>69368828
>mfw Carey "GOATest goaler of all time" Price stays healthy and his knees won't explode next year
Pic related
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
>>69369570
Pic related the player who injured him
>tfw your cops fragged a dude with a bomb defusal robot
>tfw moving to a new city where nobody knows me and i can change the team that i like without anyone knowing
>>69369649
Were you a habs fan? If so, I understand.
>>69369689
>Finns
>>69329279
How does/hoc/ rate Alex Pietrangelo? The idea and eye test of Pietrangelo is lovely, but both counting and possession stats suggest he has plateaued the past 2 years.
WGR 550 @WGR550 3h3 hours ago
Jimmy Vesey's agent to WGR: "I felt the first meeting with the Sabres went quite well and was certainly informative. Jimmy was very..(cont)
WGR 550 @WGR550 3h3 hours ago
comfortable with Tim Murray and coach Bylsma"
>>69369974
I thought he was a beast in the playoffs. A #1D for sure.
>>69369974
He's a #1 defenseman no doubt. To what capacity remains to be seen. He's not prime Keith, Weber, Doughty, Hedman, Chara but he could be eventually. He's just entering his prime now so he very well could get a lot better.
>>69370242
He's only 26. He almost definitely will. Half of improving as a defenseman is other people making you look retarded.
>>69370242
Hedman doesn't belong with the others tbqh
>>69370242
>>69370099
Looks like he's compensating for Bouwmeester who's been on bad form.
>>69370291
He's only 26? I thought he was older.
>>69370353
He does now. Hedman is an elite defenseman and the unequivocal best Swedish defender. Anyone who thinks karlsson is better is just meming.
>>69365820
I can't believe I keep getting away with it
>>69369829
>Canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q84MD5luZ7Y
>>69370353
LOL by far the best defenceman in the world.
Don't even SPOUT shit like DAUUGHGTYY and KEIITHSHIT in the same sentence you fucking mongoloid
BERNIER TO ANAHEIM
WE GOT A TRADE
A TRADE A TRADE A TRADE
>>69371155
this swede does some Quality shitposting
How many gold medals for Sweden and 0 lol
>SportsCentre @SportsCentre 5m5 minutes ago
>TRADE ALERT: @MapleLeafs trade G Jonathan Bernier to @AnaheimDucks for a 2017 conditional draft pick.
>Jonathan "NELSON MANDELA WAS A GREAT ATHLETE" Bernier
truly an embarrassment to the city
>>69371470
Toronto: where the promising careers of players go to die. I fucking hate this city.
>>69371518
>he's back with carlyle
>>69371470
Why would the ducks take on his contract? I get its only another year but wew lad.
>>69371518
well he's kinda right. Even as a athlete Mandela was much better than being a politician or a leader.
Backes is decent & all, but you never give just an above average 32 year old a fucking 5 year deal.
>>69371527
I turn Bernier upside down he's a duck now
>>69371582
The Leafs already paid him the 2M$ signing bonus so the ducks pay him 2.15M$. That's not terrible for a backup. They have 6.45M$ of cap space tied on goalies this season, but only 3.65M$ in real money.
>>69371697
almost all good players who become free agents at that age gets 5 or 4 years deal at least. There are exceptions when someone gives more money for shorter deal or the player had disappointing year he will take 1 year "prove it" deal. If you don't sign them for 5 years, someone else will.
>>69371840
I guess if they wanted to they could give him an extension next season as a back up if they like him.
Kelly Greig Verified account
@KellyGreig
Major announcement from #Habs coming on Monday. So are the #IceCaps moving to Laval? Dum, dum, dum...
LUL
>the dilapidated slums of filthydelphia
>>69372214
forgot pic
>>69372235
/hoc/ getting some tendies money.
>mfw the country of finnland wins all 3 meaningful international competitions of 2016
>>69372651
When is the first one?
Rate
>>69372745
4>1>3>2
>>69372651
>mfw
Not happening
>>69372745
>probably not 20
what did she mean by this?
>>69372783
It means avoid her father at all costs
>>69372745
4>1>2>3
I'd bang them all
>>69372745
From left to right
3/10 5/10 4/10 9/10
>Bernier to ducks for conditional pick
Helene St. James Verified account
@HeleneStJames
Pavel Datsyuk has signed with SKA St. Petersburg for two years.
Wew
>>69372933
When does his Coyotes contract expire?
getting bernier off the books also opens up room for another cap dump along with a pick or 2 from some desperate team at the deadline
literally cannot hold all these picks
we did it again laffsbros
>>69372887
>3/10 5/10 4/10 9/10
are you memeing?
>>69373000
Still can't believe Anaheim wanted Bernier.
>>69372914
>Bernie Cuck
>>69373073
they don't have a "good" backup since andersen left
>>69373073
There's still always a chance that Bernier can play average, just not in Toronto.
>>69373073
they have a much better defense than we had last year and he has a 4 million dollar cap hit, pretty decent for a backup
>>69373130
Its true especially considering he will be playing on a team thats really good defensively.
>>69373074
>calls someone a cuck
>drakeposts
>with that flag
>>69373314
It's a Swede.
What did you expect?
>>69373314
I wouldn't call drake a cuck. He's a massive faggot who thinks he's the shit. He's basically the Canadian version of Kanye West.
>they went full binland
Pretty cool.
>>69373628
>we are coming again Asia
>>69373628
>>69373812
The Chinese fell right into our trap
>>69373628
I should go tryout
fins are evil
>blog puts top 10 calder candidates for next year
>no aho
what the F*CK
>>69373942
Sauce?
>>69373942
Manlets
BTFO
2bh fämäläm
![steve-yzerman-lightning-25jpg-f2fd28ece57fd391_large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LNPZuH5.jpg "steve-yzerman-lightning-25jpg-f2fd28ece57fd391 large[1]")
>Stammer signed for less than hes worth
>Hedman signed a year before he even becomes a concern
>Vasilevskiy and Gudlevskis signed
>Drouin revoked trade request
apologize
>>69361789
Dubois
>>69361820
Curious as to why you think Matthews will win first?
>>69373942
>overrated Finn
Gee where have I seen this one before?
Is he Autistic?
>>69374305
Virtanen?
AYYYYYYYY
>>69374349
Puljujärvi is patrician as fuck.
>>69373992
I'm sorry based Johnny Depp
>>69373628
When is the kurultaj held? So we can start the pillaging.
>>69373942
>Manlet
>No skills
>No skating
>Not shot
LOL Nylander will walk it home easy
>>69374712
>Nylander swede is back
comfy
>>69374712
He'll probably be in the running because of how much professional experience he has. Not sure if he'll win but let's see.
NEWS 1130 Sports Verified account
@NEWS1130Sports
Jiri Hudler could sign today. Agent Petr Svoboda says he will check with the #Canucks today to see about Hudler and another client of his.
>>69374349
he pretty cool m8
>rags
>>69374712
Why would you first aknowledge Nylander's shittiness and then call him the calder winner?
