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Jones out of UFC 200
old >>69319963
Schaub
>>69325252
>>69325359
Also since his dad knows the steroid business, couldn't he get some of those designer steroids that are hard to detect? Maybe not because they cost too much, but still, know how is important.
>having a fightpass card that starts at 10pm on a weekday
Does the UFC hate money?
>>69325443
There are no "designer steroids" you fucking mong
.OK Dana,.... .Misha is a Vet and so is Nunes..the fact they took a back seat to Hunt (Kickboxer) and a Brock (Pro wrestler) is backwards thinking. 5-3 and 12-10 hmmmm?
PUT THEM IN THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!
It's the right thing to do... Ranking?....Seniority? and Loayalty?..
I've been with you since the begining of your work with the UFC if you're going to go out, make it right. eh.
I'm surprised? Hillary is running for President in the US?... yet you cant put women in the main event C'mon,,...?
I have been tooting your horn....until now, Make it right Uncle Dana...
this doesnt ruin my chances at winning a trip to UFC 200?...Does it?...if you make them the main event I wouldnt mind a little love ahahhaa
Seriously though it's the right thing and it should have been done a long time ago.
>Bisping vs DC
>after Bisping KO'd Rockhold
Meme magic pls
>>69325455
>he can't afford Gucci Gear
>>69325455
not him, but The Clear comes to mind
>>69325443
If anyone knew how to get undetectable steroids it would be Jon Jones' NFL brother.
how many buys will ufc 200 do
>>69325464
Where is this originally from? Reddiт?
Is there any man more JUST right now more than Dana white? Ever since rousey got knocked out things have got progressively worse for him.
>you now remember that Anderson Silva looked spectacular in every LHW bout he was in
>he won via KO and TKO in all of them
>he could step in and become the LHW champion
>>69325509
550K
>mfw reading up on insulin
knew a manlet who took it for gainz didnt know it was so powerful and undetectable
fuck manlets
also fuck roid cheats, low test betas, im glad their sons will be low test betas like their fathers,, although theyre more likely to have daughters given the beta that runs through the frauds blood
>reminder he will never win another ufc fight
cant wait for Ronda vs GSP at 202
>americans
>post USADA
>>69325555
checked
>>69325468
Bispong wants to fight DC. DC would murder him, but what if bisping actually pulled it off and held two belts? I would retire from the fight game.
>>69325509
650k
>>69325585
it definitely wouldn't be for the 205 belt
>>69325585
it would be amazing, the banter would never end, and AKA members would heem themselves, besides based Cain
>>69325581
they are literally the most bitch made country on the planet
fighters are fucking betas
>joe rogan critiquing jcvd and his movie kicks
>>69325475
>>69325581
Was he roiding though? Or was it Coke again?
Can we all agree female 'fights' should never be on main-card of UFC ppv?
>>69325560
DC would wrestlefuck him to death but I'd rather see Anderson vs Bisbong.
>>69325648
Holly vs Miesha was pretty spicy senpai, maybe only title fights
>>69325648
no, but we can agree that 'australians' should be banned
>>69325646
it was a tainted sup bro
UFC 200, VIP event. Chuck Liddell and JJ both bang a huge rail of coke and just punch it out.
>>69325648
unless they fight in g strings and theyre attractive they have no place in menmma MMMA
>>69325560
>guy gets pulled out of the fight for being a cheat
>lets put a cheat with a rekt gall bladder or whatever in there
>>69325666
>'people' from the balkans
>>69325464
>Purists
Is there a bigger joke in MMA than people who think like this?
RDA is my boy. Good person and monster fighter.
>>69325648
I agree. I'd even take it a step further and go full segregation and have completely separate events for MMA and WMMA. That way, people who are uninterested in WMMA fights can just simply not tune in to those events.
>>69325615
Durian?
>>69325686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdghRwWfaOQ
>>69325654
Fuck no, anderson didn't do shit in the first fight, back against the cage just trying to avoid punches, then goes full palhares autismo mode, and complains he was robbed.
>>69325648
Put them in Fight Nights. I don't care about the wmma fights in 200 at all. They should also remove undercard wmma bout.
>Call it mixed martial arts
>Its kickboxing with wrestling and submissions
>>69325581
>Norwegians
>In the UFC
Oh wait....
>>69325646
they dont pull you for recreational drugs unless its really close to the fight, the sample was from june
>>69325662
>Holly vs Miesha was pretty spicy
Apart from that round with Miesha on top that fight was death to watch imo
A dull fight that told an amazing story
>>69325717
>Americans
>With high test natty blood
>Not bitchmade synthetic ''''''''''''men'''''''''''''''
oh wait...
>>69325648
>Being this triggered by women
Bet you're the type to wank it to trap porn then call yourself straight.
>>69325716
That's the only shit that works
>>69325648
>not finishing off a card with a nice fap
lol can henderson's tweet what a douche
>>69325716
There's nothing stopping you from using mantis style kung fu and there's also nothing stopping your opponent from beating your ass for using such meme techniques
Who /hoping for Basedbong vs DC/ here?
>>69325728
sheeiiiit
>>69325737
>Australians
>Ever being relevant at literally anything in life
>>69325747
Pvz is a Munster
>>69325704
if they did that they wouldn't get 100k in a full wmma event
>>69325399
Anyone got a link for jon's press conference?
>>69325747
literally should have been cut for getting stopped by paige vanzant's '''''''''''''''''''''''''punches'''''''''''''''''''''
>>69325704
>I'd even take it a step further and go full segregation and have completely separate events for MMA and WMMA
UFC 200 really brings out all sorts of casuals doesn't it?
>when u realise you paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to have your biggest draws suspended
>>69325692
There needs to be a balance, Conor not defending the title twice in a row and Dan Henderson having some serious groundswell as a title contender is just fucking ridiculous
>>69325778
I'd like to see you take a full-power shot from Paige. I don't think you could.
>>69325777
fuckmyshit.up/jones
>>69325762
russel crowe and chris hemsworth just tag teamed every american female alive
nobody cares about roid cheat americucks
>>69325762
maybe all the postitive tests are because of all the factory-farmed burgers you guys eat?
>>69325691
>mehicans
more like mehi can'ts
make me a burrito
>>69325803
kek
>>69325716
>call it mixed martial arts
>its a mixture of different martial arts
>>69325794
Jones is only the 6th biggest draw if you count Brock Lesnar
1.Mcgregor
2.Ronda
3.Lesnar
4 and 5 the Diaz brothers
I hope DC pulls out. He prepared his entire camp to fight Jon, not Alex.
>>69325783
What's wrong with what he said? If wmma cannot stand on its own legs, why should people have to tolerate it along with supposed to be stacked cards?
>>69325794
lol dana was fuming last night
did you see his facial expressions and body language
>>69325796
I don't believe that Dan Henderson is fighting for the belt, you also can't seriously believe that UFC cares more about belts and "rankings" more than they do about who it is, is main eventing.
Brock vs. Hunt is a great main event given the circumstances.
>>69325823
>>>>""macedonians"""<<<<
>not even greeks
what a bunch of phony turks
Reminder that with hard work and determination, ANYTYING is possible, the American way!
>>69325835
Because it's 2016.
>>69325774
Reddit goofs who want cards full of the stuff and WMMA need to put their money where their sissy mouth is
Like this one >>69325783
So does Cormier at least get his show money?lol
>>69325852
kek
>When you're the most dominant fighter for the last few years but you've been on insulin and roids the whole time so it doesnt count
Americucks WILL try to defend this ;;;;;legacy;;;;;
>>69325509
2 mil thanks to le tomato skinned man
DC vs Bisking would save this card just make it a full on meme card
>>69325865
Conor is on steroids
>>69325833
Yet Brock has the biggest payday of all of them for the UFC.
No amount of memeing will top 100, GSP and Brock was the best they'll ever do in terms of star power on one card.
>>69325646
also his testosterone to epitestosterone ratios have been abnormal and fluctuating for a while
I don't really know what that means but apparently it does mean he fucked with PEDs
>>69325846
>Brock vs. Hunt is a great main event given the circumstances.
a three round non title fight between the #8 fighter who is 2-2 in his last four fights vs an unranked opponent is a good main event for UFC 200
lol fuck you dude
>>69325835
>What's wrong with what he said?
Another casual outs himself. I don't know, perhaps the fact that such an organization already exists, even the most casualest of casuals should know about Invicta FC, but you drones just flocked in here with your awful opinions for fight week. Guess I should get used to reading more stupid things on heem from here on now.
>>69325852
>that Rogan episode
>>69325856
so female fighters should get the spotlight that they wouldn't get without male fighters? Sounds sexist to me
>>69325864
No, Dana said last night it only applies to guys who have smaller purses, and Corm has a big boy purse.
>>69325837
what I don't get is why usada tells them like 2 days ahead of the fight, surely if the sample was from mid june they'd know sooner
>>69325873
Nope, steroids don't work on Irish bodies
>>69325867
>insulin and roids the whole time
arent they all on juice?
>>69325849
More like shit yourself my man.
>>69325846
Yeah I'm not a casual sitting here calling UFC 200 shit because Jones and Lesnar are the only fighters I've heard of, but I do think that belts and rankings should factor into things.
I reckon they're doing it right for the most part right now if anything, Bellator a good example of things swinging a bit too far on the side but at the same time that's what it takes for them to get noticed.
update pls
>>69325904
I know that feel bro
>>69325862
>Everyone that doesn't lick my nuts and agree with my /r9k/-tier opinions is a redditer
Don't you have a green text story to write about prom Kevin?
>>69325852
>ANYTYING
wow i'm inventing new words and sheit
>>69325899
Is this for real? DC literally doesn't get any money?
>>69325920
No you don't
>>69325910
>shit your pants during a fight
>it seeps through your spandex fight shorts
>get into side control
>transition into north south and firmly plant your ass into your opponents face
valesquez vs. brown should be main event desu
>>69325810
How many UFC champions has your nation had?
Mayweather def natty
http://ecowallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/1728_floyd_mayweather,_jr..jpg
>>69325946
It should be Aldo vs Frankie desu
so will jon get stripped of the """"""""""""interim""""""""""" title?
>>69325936
Are you implying I've never done steroids before?
>>69325886
>casualest of casuals should know about Invicta FC
but they don't, you're delusional if you believe they do
>>69325947
to be fair norway and australia tried like once each and got amazing high scores
>>69325947
we didnt use steroids and got cheated by your plethora of faggot betas
such is life
>>69325885
>The biggest draw in the sport main eventing UFC 200 is a bad thing instead it should be a slag fest between Nunes and Miesha because "muh belts"
No one cares about belts you dummy.
Fly in The Gutch.
He's fite-ready.
What is Dana thinking?
>>69325932
DC doesn't get any money dude
>>69325455
>There are no "designer steroids" you fucking mong
this nigga never heard of the bay area laboratory collective
>>69325955
If Brock somehow gets USADA'd it will be Tate Nunes.
>>69325993
>we didnt
Oh so your opinion is irrelevant.
>>69325738
Some men are better at being women than women
>>69326000
"fuck steroids man"
>>69325994
I literally never implied that it should be Nunes and Miesha bud, you just made that up because it made you feel better about getting BTFO'd by me seconds prior to typing it
https://youtu.be/wYENflmXmGo
>>69326000
Hello darkness
>>69325903
it's possible they unofficially knew long ago and were trying to get a delay or a deal so he could still fight, and only announced it when there was no other option
>>69326010
>Fat fuck beta low test american cant into arguments
hahaha, go back to eating and shooting shit into your ass you fat bitch
>>69326022
hello adan
If it took them 3 weeks to discover Jones was on the gas, who's to say that they won't discover Brock was on the gas after Saturday? You think maybe Dana begged them not to do it?
>>69325950
I noticed pro body builders have these same bumps
what are they?
I was just looking at picture of dennis wolf and he had them
>>69326031
Good joke, my fellow irishman
>>69326022
Well which other fights are there other than that one you dumb Somali?
>Aldo - Edgar for the fake belt
Face it manlet, people want to watch the heavy weights hit each other with heavy shots, not your technical chess match.
post the dad's suit webm
>>69325752
that made me squirm, acting all high and mighty like PED abusers are the worst people ever and he definitely definitely isnt one himself
>>69326053
insulin injection spots
dunno why they have to inject into the gut but there you go
>>69326049
> You think maybe Dana begged them not to do it?
they're paid by the UFC, they're not a government agency, they have 0 obligation to not do as the money tells them
>>69326078
>there are no better options
>that means the only option isn't shit!
The only option is shit bud, get over it
>>69326034
>arguments
What argument chimp boy? Your country is as relevant in this sport as Swaziland. Simply can't take you seriously tbqh.
>>69325754
>Bisboss takes 2 belts from aka just weeks apart and on short notice
Would be absolutely amazing and I will eat my own shit if it happens, but it wont
>>69326079
Rumble looks like someone's bodyguard
>>69326055
Every single person in that picture is a roider.
>>69326109
>be 1 american out of hundreds of millions
>thinks hes relevant
nigga youre statistically 0 go fucking drown
>>69326083
oh neat, thank you
you guys are bretty good when you're not shit posting
>>69326055
Funny, it's like you can tell who's natty by the color of their skin!
I know I know
>Weidman
conor vs dc at LHW
the only fight to make
>>69325849
>>69325823
Is it true that the burrito is just some american bullshit and isn't actually "mexican" food?
>>69326138
You sure sound mad kangaroo. Why so mad? Cause your nation is irrelevant in MMA?
>>69326151
DC is under 6 foot so McGregor would win.
>>69326079
>those 3 fucking manlets
You can tell they tried to overcompensate with muscle and just ended up looking even more comical
>>69326164
>so McGregor would win.
McGregor is even shorter you dweeb casual.
>>69326150
what do you mean?
I have read that redness of the skin is an indicator of roids
>>69326153
Kind of, it's a northern Mexico thing, the burritos eaten here are quite simple compared to the dorito burrito with extra sugar in the USA
so how does insulin help an athlete?
>>69326158
His nation is now the main event ;)
>yfw left hook larry cucks AKA out of two belts
>>69326207
I'm still in it!
>>69326055
Why Chris ;-;
>>69326189
muscle and stamina
its a legit steroid except people associate it with diabetes so theyre like hurrrrrrrrr
>>69326191
Hunt is from New Zealand.
>>69326182
Yeah, he is. Never said otherwise.
>>69326245
same thing
>>69326207
got one result early and we're still in the running, gimme that W
>>69326207
Fuck I should've put USADA as comain winner.
>>69326245
PROUD CANADIAN LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM
>>69326231
>muscle and stamina
source?
>>69326231
doesn't it pull nutrients into the muscles?
helping with recovery at the very least?
are diuretics banned out of competition? what if it's that?
no insulin dots,
natty god checks out
gonna have fun watching sherdog, you fags, /r/mma scour through all these photos for eternity
>>69326268
thank you
>>69326268
>when you buy your wife's son a suit for when he grows up and he never does
>>69326268
im being not shitposting here. do other lanklets get disgusted by the sight of these manlets? something about them triggers me
its gotta be a primal thing wired into me cause i dont have a real reason for it, theyre not a threat, maybe i just dont want them to spread their genes in the tribe because theyre so weak and pathetic and my genes are telling me to be merciful and end their line of manlets
Jones has been framed. He's completely natty and Romero probably slipped some of his contaminated supplements into his energy drink when he was sparring cause Romero is working as a double agent for AKA.
>>69326268
>we are now forced to admit that mighty mouse is the p4p goat
i refuse, manlets pls go
>>69326282
here's an article about insulin in baseball
http://mindandmuscle.net/articles/insulin-baseballs-newest-ped-by-will-caroll/
>>69326268
zoot suit riot
>>69326310
either of them would kick your ass tho
>>69326310
Autism: The Post
>>69326284
diuretics in june?
>>69326282
>>69326283
lads google is right there ^
>>69326315
Jon Jones has nevet been given a fair shake desu
he was slipped cocaine too
>>69326325
>The upside for players is that “hacking” insulin sensitivity is relatively easy. Popular diets like Atkins are rough ways of changing the body’s sensitivity and use of insulin. As well, the cheap access to insulin, needles, and monitoring supplies are a far cry from the shady online pharmacies, gym sources, and questionable vial contents that are necessary for HGH in most cases. In both cases, the scientific process by which “bio-identical” substances are created makes both HGH and insulin nearly impossible to test for in urine.
so any fighter on the Atkins diet is pretty much suspect of roiding.
I think ketogenic diet is also good because low sugar.
>>69326310
you okay man?
>>69326384
>>69326340
>>69326338
sorry manlets this is a common feel
>>69326358
His mom had a part of her leg amputed from diabetes complications so it's not like it'd be too hard for him to get his hands on insulin
Sorry for the mandrama import trying to ruin this thread because he's bored lads
>>69326424
we should kind of be used to it by now
heem is constant shitposting and bantz
Who /hype/ for Khalil?
>>69326406
Wew
>>69326424
>if you dont watch literal children fight and enjoy it because theyre like 30 years old then youre not a true fight fan like me (i have the fightpass to prove it)
faggot
What will the ESPN 30 for 30 be called?
How do you even get ready for a fight on 2 days' notice?
>>69326450
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>69326450
Jonestown
>>69326450
Bad To The Bones
>>69326457
2 WEEKS 2 DAYS 2 HOURS BELIEVE YOU ME
NEW EMBEDDED
NEW EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE
NEW EMBEDDED
NEW EMBEDDED
>>69326188
don't listen to this beaner - burritos are even more spectacular, delicious and exuberant in mexico.
Little fact: Mexico invented the first doritos burrito, no joke.
>>69326324
Cormier is P4P better than DJ. Only one loss, and that to the P4P GOAT.
>>69326487
lol winner
>>69326457
lot's of money
>>69325455
lol poorfag twink detected
>>69326500
new for 10 hours
wew
>>69326231
>insulin is a steroid
lmao u dumb kunt
>insulin helps for stamina
no idea where you got this from but bodybuilders use it for muscle growth
plus I cant even imagine how they would test for insulin, you literally inject it and after your muscles take it in its literally gone
what steroids do i take to achieve eddie alvarez mode?
>>69326537
How much can you benchpress?
>>69325648
Joannas fights are more exciting than most of the men's fights.
>tfw I was actually going to buy 200
Fuck thank god for waiting for the last second
>>69326555
oh yeah also I forgot to say that insulin creates the so called ''roidgut''
maybe GSP was on it too someone post that pic with his swollen gut
>>69326544
just never stop training. remember overtraining is a meme
>>69326567
lel boxercise woman
>>69326569
>oh yeah also I forgot to say that insulin creates the so called ''roidgut''
that's HGH, you nonce. the reason it does that is that it also causes your organs to grow, not just your muscles.
>>69326569
you sure know your stuff
what gear have you taken?
>>69326576
MM doesn't overtrain and he's about to become P4P number one :^)
>>69326594
lmao u fukin dumbkunt do your research hgh barely grows the organs its insulin that increases visceral fat and creates the 'swollen' look u know jack shit about peds I bench 426 listen to me
>>69326288
Look at my pics all you want buddeh I'm 100% natteh believe you me
>>69326585
Better striker than Luke "muh dad was a surf champion" Rockhold.
>>69326594
Brah exogeneous insulin use has been linked to gut distension
> source: idk
>>69326604
delet this
>>69326457
How would u get ready if i walked up to u in a bar and spit in ur fucking face?
>>69326358
so then insulin goes hand in hand with PED's
Why don't you have a hypnotherapist and spin class instructor to help you prepare for fights?
>>69326623
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHd8XRqj0Us/
>>69326624
>Brock
>Tate
>Edgar
>Cain
>>69326603
clen
tren
dbol
test
insulin(my brothers a diabetic lol)
>>69326624
Hunt
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69326624
Lesnar
Tate
Aldo
Velasquez
>>69326632
You would be face down on the floor before the saliva even left your mouth
>>69326646
Literally kicking in slow motion
>>69326634
That spin class looked really fun desu. Mine is not even close to as hype as that spin class
>>69326624
How about you actually wait and see if they're announcing a fight for DC you attention ponce
>>69326450
>my brothers are both superb owl winners and I'm a fucking loser
what if I told you that the apple does fall far from the tree?
>>69326624
Hunt
Tate
Edgar
Cain
>>69326624
Hunto
Tate
Edgar
Browne
>>69326661
>>69326662
>>69326685
>>69326693
>>69326695
you guys got memed hard lmao ahahah
>JON JONES GET YA SHIT TOGETHER IM WAITIN FOR YA
Why didn't Jon do as he was asked?
>tfw there will be no more gay cormier memes
it was my favorite heem meme
reminder that jones was never natty
>>69326450
Broken
>>69326685
>ponce
Is the presser still on for 11.30am?
Also, Jones has fucked up the NYC PPV, whenever that is
>>69326703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz65AOjabtM
>>69326763
what if...
>>69326763
Yes supposed to be in roughly 15 bings. The MSG card has been set for November 12th for a while.
>>69326763
Do we even have any confirmation that it's going to be livestreamed?
>>69326770
>not making the rocks fall instead of the arrow being fired
>>69326809
only on FightPass
Chael wants to fight, you can see it in his eyes
>>69326770
10/10
Does anyone even give a shit about Tate - Nunes?
>>69326310
calm down man it was just the angle
>>69326809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
>>69326817
>>69326809
Won't we get a shitty Periscope stream again?
>>69326829
Why wouldn't you?
It's the most legit fight on the card.
>>69326845
thanks senpai
>>69326829
Only inasmuch as I've got money riding on it.
how would you define jon jones' career now that it's over?
>>69326813
a fucking wolf
fuck this shit, fuck it all to hell
>>69326853
lmao
I would heem you right now if you were in front of me
>>69326872
JUST
>>69325686
Kek'd hard
it's a fighter lies about a tainted supplement episode
>>69326845
Thanks lad, been looking for a while
10 bings until the Jones presser
>>69325737
Why you so mad abbo?
How long until the press conference?
In British time units please
>>69326900
40 actually
>>69326829
>he cares about wmma
ahahah are you some autist lmao dude who cares womyn cant fight anyway
>>69326918
maybe by the time it starts
at this rate jon's going to be represented by a public defender
>>69326900
link?
>>69325774
>He's never heard of Invicta
>>69326440
boy material
>>69326079
>Vitor is bigger than Rumble
what
>>69326942
Not sure if there is one, dont think it's an official ufc thing at all
>>69326944
They're losing money, mate. They're just there to feed fresh meat to Rousey eventually.
>>69325716
>Karate meme literally wrecks the deepest division in the sport
>>69326949
look at his feet bruh hes standing back
>>69326961
>i sure am one big stupid fucking idiot with a minimum of friends and a surplus of retardation
is holly holm a clean athlete?
So Jon will blame it on tainted sups and talk about being sober
>>69326949
>CB is 3 times bigger than Cormier
>>69326982
good 2 know
>>69326975
They're probably the only competent farm system under the UFC.
>>69326993
his suit is 3x too big
>>69326975
Source where
Link to the Jon Jones press conference?
>>69326982
Leave him alone.
The stream is live.
Nothing happening yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
>>69326169
>dc
>muscles
ok bro
>>69325399
>>69325399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU&feature=youtu.be get in here niggers
it's live unironically
>>69326987
heck no
make PEDs legal, ban weed
>>69327025
Thanks
>>69326450
Club Ped
inb4 i din du nuffink
>tfw read the news last night and went to sleep on that note
>wake up literally just in time for this
Missed 2 or 3 threads but this is nice eh
>>69326928
>Being THIS gay
what will jon jones be doing in 5 years?
did you wave at karyn?
>>69325455
Holy shit, are you really this dumb?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designer_drug
>>69327111
continuing to be the greatest mixed martial artist ever to live
>>69327111
meth
>"We've already started the process of organizing testing the B sample, until then we have no further comment. I don't expect to fail the B sample and this fight will happen."
fast forward to failing the B sample
>>69326727
>that sweaty armpit
>making Karin Bryant sit at the back
Racism is real
Jon
>DUI
>Cocaine high
>Underage thigh
>Poke em in the eye
>Hit-n-run by
>Make Dana White cry
>Holly Holm's big black guy
>Probably bi
>PED on the sly
>USDA don't lie
>Literally kill you guy
>DC screaming why
>Blow his second try
>Hit this and let's fly
>I secretly want to die
>Bones
Jones
>>69327111
Cocaine
Out of all things considered fuck ups, 151 cancellation was not on Jones, UFC decided to do it, and 151 was a very diluted card, it was Jones vs Hendo main event and that's it.
Also he had no obligation to fight a fighter on short notice that has a completely different style to Dan Henderson.
Now DUI, coke, nearly killing pregnant woman and now this are fuck ups.
high test
high test
test test
>>69326845
"Test Test"
kek even the sound engineer is taking a shot at Jones
>>69327135
heem yourself
AND IT BEGINS!
>>69326887
I think it's something to do with insulin, as he spoke about his mother being a diabetic in the lead up to this fight
looks like he was crying
>>69327140
Don't milk it.
HERE WE GO
ITS ON GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
Jones just got up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
starting
GO TIME!!
>>69327111
blame everybody else for his shitty decisions
Is Jon done? Even his fans might turn on him this time
APOLOGIZED TO DANIEL CORMIER
Jon plead the 5th
His eyes are red, was it crying or drugs. Both?
>Hasn't denied it
He's on the gas
>shut your mouth shut your mouth
What did he mean by this?
>>69327151
Take your cuck shit out of here.
I swear some goof is going to ask "DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A PED AND TAKE IT KNOWINGLY?"
Like he's just going to openly admit it
I DINDU NUFFIN
DENY DENY DENY
>PED
>>69327227
in yo face, still natty
i dont know man im feel sorry for jones am i a cuck?
>hiring a white guy to speak for you
Jones is learning
>>69327222
kek i can just imagine it
>I PLEAD DAH 5TH
NO CLUE
>>69327244
Waiting for Jewani trying to fix in some angle
"hey Jon, did you do this to try to hurt DC?"
TAINTED SUPPS
>>69327269
>White
CONTAMINATED
SUPPLEMENTS
>>69326887
>>69327180
I retract my comment, he's going for the tainted supplement excuse
DC FRAMED HIM. PAID SOMEONE TO SPIKE JONES' SUPPLEMENTS
>No idea what happened, g-guise. It just sucks.
Nigger please
>>69327217
if the b sample doesn't come clean and his fight is definitely cancelled, yes. Doubt ufc is going to risk anything again with this retard
>I'm still against performance enhancing drugs
>I'm still against performance enhancing drugs
>I'm still against performance enhancing drugs
>I'm still against performance enhancing drugs
>>69327269
Malki's not white and has been JBJ's agent/manager for ages
>being labelled a cheater is hurtful
come on now you fucking eye poker
>being labeled as someone who would cheat hurts me
Yeah but the eye pokes are just dandy eh Jonny
>Denies accuracy of USADA test
>Gets his spokesman to deny it for him
>Im sorry, im sorry, im sorry
Yeah he's fucked for 2-4 years
>>69327269
>white
>Jon Jones crying
Whats the point in USADA when every fighter just claims tainted suppliments
>>69327310
Isn't he Yoel's manager as well?
>A monumental moment in UFC history
>Shitty ad-space all over the stream
lol jones leaving
he's fleeing the scene
>Jones right now.....HOLY SHIT HE WALKED OUT
HE FUCKING RAN
>Press conference where the answers are, "I don't wanna go into specifics"
WHERE IS HE GOING
>>69327291
>>69327310
>>69327319
he looks white to me 2
1000% CONFIRMED
>Jon storming off
Needs to take his gas i guess
Must have been running low on peds
b-bye jon
Must have heard a siren
HAHAHAHAHAHA JON WENT OUT LIKE A BITCH
I've had it with these contaminated supplements messing with peoples lives
ban USADA
USADA can literally single handedly destroy careers
Fighters are probably better off sending in everything they want to take to USADA before they take it
>>69327336
They can only do that once and USADA's independent tests of the supplement have to confirm. You can't deny the organization has had a major impact in the short time that it's been involved.
What do you reckon he comes back to grab some money off the seat but left the syringes
Goddamn! Dude went like Hussein Bolt x 10
Just tuned in and first thing I see is Jones walking off
What happened brehs?
I had to take a shit im 3 minutes behind
HE DINDU NUFFIN
cant wait for the cm punk fight
>>69327371
PRESSER ENHANCING DRUGS
This sport is such a joke
Literally >He dindu nuffin
you still there, pussy?
>>69327368
Malki is an arab name and he doesnt look white
pussy ass nigga
>>69327377
the bitch still would send you to sleep with an high kick
>>69327296
Insulin would explain the marks on his abs though
>>69327304
>DC was secretly the asshole the whole time
That'd be a pretty cool man drama twist 2bh
WOW literally ran away crying
Why don't we all just put every fighter on PED's
>>69327395
Underrated post
JON CONFIRMED FEELING EMOTIONS
>>69327308
>fight is definitely cancelled
Mate the fight is cancelled no doubt
They can't turn round the results that quickly
He should have cried on camera. Would've won him some sympathy points at least.
>jon will be right back
jon going to the bathroom to powder his nose since hes not gonna be fighting for a while
HE WENT TO GO CRY!!!! OMG THIS ALMOST MAKES UP FOR 200 BEING TURNED TO A SHITSHOW!
THREAD THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RoOwSKI7M
>>69327400
10032 a cute
The guy have no balls, I was expecting him to embrace all of it and go full alpha, but he just ran away.
>yfw the b-test comes back as negative and USADA just fucked up the biggest card
>muh metabolites
>Jon crying all the roids out of his body
smart
>Jones pretending to be upset
Soooooo fake!
Should've played his walkout song
frickin' metabolites...
USADA is ran so incompetently.
Literally the timing couldn't be worse.
>>69327453
It was all payback for Brock cucking their system.
>>69327418
I thought he was italian or som shit arent they white in the usa
>>69327453
just gave extra promotion to the biggest card
>>69327462
kek
>yfw DC is in the crowd
>gets the mic
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER JON JONES
>tonight
doesn't that shit take weaks?
B sample tonight? wew might get an announcement in the middle of the FitePass card
>>69327464
Hey pussy you still there?
I think the number of times the B sample has come back negative after a positive test for the A is like 6 or 7 times, if what I read was correct.
If true almost impossible B sample is any different.
>>69327479
Yeah you just press a button in a computer and it shows if it's clean or not
>B sample comes back positive tonight
>DC sues USADA
>Jones sues USADA
>UFC sues USADA
>USADA gets USADA'd
they coulda let him fight and just NC it if he pops in the b test
maybe the b sample test is much faster once they know what they are looking for
wuts the chance of dc vs jones still happening if b sample is negative
YOU'RE NEW FITEPASS FIGHT NIGHT MAIN EVENT
THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF JBJ'S B SAMPLE RESULT
EDDIE VS RDA DEMOTED TO COMAIN
>Crying
kek'd
How can he get the results of the test back tonight, when last time it took like 3 weeks for the test to come back.
Thread theme song
>https://youtu.be/pJyQpAiMXkg
>HEY DANA SIXTY G'S BABAY!!!
What did he mean by this?
If the thing can get re-tested and results announced tonight why did it take THREE WEEKS for them to release the results?
>gets banned 100 times
>no tears
>gets caught for something he totally didnt do and he has been vocal against and is totally against
>tears
:^)
Federer match is more interesting Tbh
LINK PLEASE
>>69327392
MM does.
>>69327513
>comes back positive
>USADA would be sued
heem yourself bud
Literal meme sport
>Best champ about to be a confirmed cheater
>WWE ""WRESTLER"" is your main event
>Women's fights
>Having to watch all the fights on two different platforms
>>69327526
The announcement of Jones sample result will go 5 rounds if needed, right?
This is uncomfortable now
ITS
NOT
FAIR
>>69327516
Yeah. Wtf. At least we couldve seen the fight then.
>>69327543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
>>69327543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
STILL #TEAMJONES
Fuck this is getting sad
>>69327546
whoops I meant negative
I positively meant negative and USADA'd myself
>>69327533
not now.
I seriously hope those tears are fake
s m h
STILL MY BOY
FUCK EVERYTHING
HE A GOOD BOY
>>69327533
>Natty
MY ATTITUDE
>>69327543
>>69327025
Did this fucker really just ask Jon if his attitude was that he cant catch a break? Like any of this shit that has happened to him the last few years have not been his fault, jesus christ.
btw remember the weird test level of Jon two years ago ? ;)
>>69327479
I'm guessing if you labelled certain samples as time sensitive it would de-anonymise them which would lead to claims of subterfuge if/when someone pisses hot.
2 (two) years
sociopath jones btfo
deservedly so
>>69327269
what's up with black comedians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_RKqQXwcWQ
He's breaking down
holy shit BTFO
what did he use? I can't believe it. I never liked him before, but now he seemed to act like an adult
ESS
EM
AITCH
Jon literally spilling his meme spaghetti
>>69327570
Go look outside lolz
still high
>>69327597
Come back Norm, we miss you.
YOURE STILL A PUSSY DC
YOURE GETTING EMOTIONAL JON
He's crying lads
BROKEN
It's kinda uncomfortable to watch tbqh.
Man, he really just needs to break down and cry. I really think the media would lighten up on him if he finally showed his bullshit affecting him.
>>69327588
How's the weather in Nipland right now?
GET THE MAN A TISSUE
LIKE
A
BITCH
He's crying because he knows he did it
he knows its over
lol DC's plan all along probably paid a nigger off to put some shit in his protein shake or some shit
>Crying
going full ariel bitch-mode
>>69327594
narcissistic personality disorder amongst other things
dude its crying cause he got caught and lost money and face
does not give a fuck about the 'false accusation'
lololol
why did he agree to do this press conference
>all those DC crying jokes
>now Jon crying like a bitch after he gets busted
pottery
this is hard to watch
he's actually crying because he really feels bad for DC
>nearly kill a pregnant woman
>no tears
>USADA heems his ass
>gets all emotional
>>69327636
true, an innocent man would be furious not sorry
>DON'T CRY, JON. IT'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT
>>69327650
i-it clays?
HE A GUD BOI HE DIDNU NUFFIN USADA BE RACIS
>>69327638
This.
Damn this is now sad
;_;
>Man is literally crying
>Can you tell us how you feel and how much this hurts
>MMA """"""""""""'journalists"""""""""""""""""""
This is getting depressing
>>69327650
WHERE ARE THE MEMES NOW EDGELORDS
Im missing this for the love of god
Fuck all of you, why can't you have some sympathy for the guy?
>>69327625
this
and the questions are terrible
>jon jones crying
10/10 thank you mma gods
>I-i-im sorry, Daniel
aaawwwwwww
>>69327649
doubt he had a choice
Reminder even sociopaths can cry
>all these "how are you feeling right now" questions, when he's literally breaking down crying
>>69327650
I LOVE IT!
>>69327545
It's risky though
>Send shit in you're already taking
>They find something wrong
>Banned for trying to make sure you weren't doing anything wrong
>All your own fault
>>69327628
hot and....wet? (sorry I don't know english word but not rain)
B T F O
T
F
O
reminder that jones crying counts as a victory for dc
>>69327653
>he's actually crying because he really feels bad for DC
lol, what?
in a few years time this is gonna be on some meme show "Top 10 sports star breakdowns"
they'll cut to the good part and some yank will be voicing over it
>Brock is more natty than Jones
Fucking kek
BROKEN
R
O
K
E
N
this is pathetic
sac up pussy
>>69327650
poetry?
>>69327653
yeah he pretty much ruined the end of dc's career now
no other fights make sense for him
I feel like Jon Jones is legit a likely suicide candidate
>>69327662
>no tears
How would you know you monkey?
>i believe something good will come from this
Cant take it any longer
>>69327688
No fucking finesse for this shit at all.
>>69327693
I think the word is 'humid'
>>69327636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbYzaCmlBx8
Somebody ask about the needle marks pls
Yesterday i was ready for comfiest weekend ever, and now this fucking shit.
NOT COMFY
>>69327613
he doesn't care enough
shame, he's the best
Here it comes. Tainted supplements.
>a few things that have nothing to do with performance that i've tried
Have 2 athetes ever had connection and chemistry like these two?
they bind together.
>>69327702
he literally just loudly sobbed and said
"and I'm sorry, I'm sorry to DC, I know this fight really meant a lot to him" while sobbing in between words
he's breaking down man, he realizes how much of an impact he is having on DC's career
>mfw Dana just wants UFC sold already so he can off this wild ride
Imagine managing a company like this. So many goofs.....
Reminder that they mixed up Jones' and Romero's urine samples.
I don't like watching this or watching people just cry but it just feels so important I have to tune in
>>69327677
>do something wrong
>cry
>"Oh, np then <3 "
The city of you.
for fuck sakes
UFC 200 was to good to be true
john morgan already setting up the tainted supplement excuse for jon.
what a fucking dope
at least take it like a man
fucking embarrassing
>>69327735
Yes. Thank you. Very hot and very humid.
>>69327751
Taking Jon's words at face value, why? He's always slippery conniving weasel, always. Even when crying. Especially when crying. His back's against the wall, now come the mental eye pokes.
daily reminder that tainted supplements are a bullshit excuse, if shit is on a banned list it isn't sold anymore and the only other thing that could trigger that shit except for PED's are fucking prescription medicines.
anyone who really thinks you can test positive by taking some vitamins or creatine should kill themselves
Nice acting Jon, cheating, lying, scumbag.
This is end of his career, lads.
>thinking about 2 years out
He defo did it
>>69327731
Weidman has a cool strawberry tattoo
new thread if you missed it
>>69327696
>>69327696
new?
wew that mood change, its like someone pushed a switch
what was the last time you cried
I have more than 10 years and I cant even remmber the feeling
>>69327760
I can't shut it off.
MMA is fucking glorious
Look at this fucking spectrum
>>69327794
Jon Jones isn't that smart. He's not this conniving mastermind that you're painting him to be.
He's stupid and he does stupid things. Sometimes he convinces himself that a greater being is forcing evil into his life, sometimes he comes up with a different stupid excuse because he's dumb.
But he does truly feel badly about this, and it's quite obvious.
2 years off, this cunt will kill himself with drugs.
CHAEL ASKING
KEK'D
>>69327677
cause he's a cunt.
>>69327797
Fighters don't take supplements. They advertise them if they are sponsored by them, but professional athletes know that over the counter junk from GNC doesn't work. Tainted supplements is never legit.
>>69327792
Okay. Do you guys get a lot of rain during the summer?
>>69327849
BASED GANGSTER
>>69327549
Don't forget
>most athletes in the league get paid shit all
>>69327849
He knows the subject pretty well.
>>69327886
Now yes. It's still rainy season but it's finishing soon. Then just hot and humid.
Will you visit? I recommend you waiting for fall if you can. It's much more cooler weather.
>>69327868
NFL teams have a supplier of supplements, vitamin b drinks and all kinds of gatorade shit protein and everything they may need
>>69327549
Kinda right
What a fucking pussy
I think it's obvious what's happened here, DC or someone in his camp has somehow sneaked PeD's into Jon Jones food.
>>69325648
What the fuck?
>>69327479
>blames usada, not the fighter
HE DINDU NUFFIN
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>69325800
She's 115lbs. I most definitely could
