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>>69253478
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general sutism general
>qt edition
hoo boy
>>69276515
You actually had me check if I ever had any single decent youngster to come from my intake. Even the few Slovenian ones come from other clubs since I thoroughly check their intakes every year (and even then they don't often sign for me).
And there is this guy. High potential... because you only need a very few decent attributes to be a good CB. And even then, his bravery sucks, but I have to keep him since I barely have any CB that has decent Reach.
good image
terrible music
you should feel bad butters
>Spanish in charge of making good threads and not going bankrupt
Fucking hell Butters. I expected more.
Take this better song.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU0ZfXZ_g
>>69276801
I didn't know what to put desu. What's the matter though, don't you like to have fun fun fun fun fun fun FUN?
>>69276846
Got an even better song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>>69276853
Should've done an edit on pic related and made it a decent OP picture
I don't regret posting the song or the pic, but you might as well stop posting plebeian songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trNolL4i6hw
I didn't come here to be disrespected
>>69276984
>stop posting plebian songs
>pachelbel canon
>butters
lmao please post decent things first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETNoPqYAIPI
HOL UP, I just had a female referee in a friendly pre-season game
whats appning
she got a 5.3 rating
>>69277002
STEPHEN 'THE PENALTY KILLER' NWABUEZE
>>69277024
also no wonder all my brazilian monkeys got complacent in the second half, too busy staring at the norwegian bunda
>>69276984
>Pachelbel canon
Absodisgusto.
>>69277024
I know there's a """female""" (she looks disgusting) referee in Ligue 2.
>http://www.safe-arbitres.fr/arbitroscope/ligue2.html
>>69277066
Zlatanesque tbqh
>>69277066
>>69277008
you guys are not my friends
>>69277096
you've done this to yourself
>>69277049
>norwegian bunda
>norwegians in charge of determinating what is a good or a bad bunda
Not that I'm a fan of bunda, but shut up Norway
>>69277096
You are not my club's financial director, thank God.
>>69277105
>you've done this to yourself
new thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8
>JUST
>>69277096
>Burter
>Anyone's friend
Don't do that to yourself.
>>69277145
>radiohead
>>69276846
>Reel Big Dish
What is this, the 90s?
wtf is bunda?
>>69277183
It's german for 'premier', that is why it is called the bundasliga.
>>69277171
Ska never dies, friend. Speaking of never dying...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGe9EfLh-ug
>>69277171
>me in charge of writing Fish
>>69277183
Bunda
>>69277222
bueno bunda
>>69277222
nice "digits"
>>69277222
Buenos digitos
Mal Bunda
>>69277278
it's about as good as it gets before you enter american landwhale tier
>>69277209
>that song
You're cool, MF.
>>69277257
>>69277278
Here's some better, albeit different, bunda.
>>69277264
>>69277278
>Digits
The power of Bunda.
>>69277295
Well, at least your other bunda isn't expensive for absolutelly no reason and underperformes in big stages
Dont know any of these songs tbqh
>>69277342
This one is.
>>69277374
here's a pleb tier one for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4kTei0XrCs
>>69277374
Here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFBXWqZYz18
>>69277405
>>69277425
0-2 lids
>>69277448
>doesn't vivaldi
>>69277448
You're killing me.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USfoTGFGARE
>>69277448
Here you go, pal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cMhQ_teEoY
>>69277191
now this one's good
>Favourites against the current EPLEL champions
Oh well. I might see the quarters again this year, right?
>>69277569
FORM
O
R
M
>>69277191
>>69277530
Whoa whoa, when did this happen? How did I miss it?
And are all Norwegians fucked in the head?
>>69277569
>>69277584
Not exactly, they're second in the league right now. I had to check who that guy was...
>Ex manager of the team I cucked twice in the same year in both CL playoffs and EL knock out round
>Cleltic
Completely forgot 2bh, but that explains everything.
>>69277602
it was like 3 threads ago
beautiful, beautiful moment
>>69277615
>>69277635
wtf I hate working now
I can't keep up with the latest memes like this.
So much for trying to summon my inner Nadal.
do any asian national teams git gud in your saves?
>mfw checking on some and noticing South Korea reached a world cup quarterfinal in 2034 and China reached the round of 16 twice in a row
>>69277681
>worked for two days
>I hate working now
>This is the hardest team in the group
feels good 2bh
>>69277623
>Billy Davies
miles pls
>African Nations Championship qualifying tie against Botswana
>first leg came a week after ACoN qualifying
>allowed to use foreign-based players
>second leg of tie against Botswana scheduled two weeks later
>no longer allowed to use foreign-based players, like it should be
>SI
>quality
Jesus Christ, Mike.
>>69277713
Classic foreigners desu lad
>>69277713
>not knowing "wtf I hate Japan now"
Also,
>tfw a random Brit on the internet keeps count of the days you've worked
>>69277776
>>69277777
malvinas confirmed argentinos
>>69277723
They completely dominated us in the second half.
>>69277777
Neat
>>69277777
>tfw my post invoked these monumental digits
>>69277773
Quality.
>>69277482
Nice, another Metric fan
Lucky number 7
>>69277843
>tfw people save my shitty shops and I don't
>>69277850
Fucking Frenchies.
Post you're honours.
>>69277777
Sorry for ever making fun of you Argentina
>>69277865
I'm actually really annoyed.
>>69277871
More of a Scott Pilgrim fan 2bqhwyf.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY
>>69277893
>Canadians identifying with themselfs
Cute
But please, tell me you also find Ramona hot
>literally the only domestic left winger
Oh boy.
First time I got this. Usually I'd bullshit my way through but I don't know how to handle that desu.
>>69277969
knives > ramona
>>69278031
Oh well.
>>69278031
Just send him on vacation not like you need him
>>69277969
Love Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
>>69278057
Well I can't really afford to have all my DMs/CMs go fuck around. I already had to recruit De Jong because of this.
GET IN SON
FUTURE CAPTAIN AND CLUB LEGEND
>no HC to tell us which girls he could get behind
>>69278109
>no HC to make a based thread with the best songs and pictures
>>69278109
Who's that actress that had a 6th finger on each hand? I saw her the other day in a Graham Norton's show clip. She's pretty cute.
>>69278168
>Who's that actress that had a 6th finger on each hand? She's pretty cute
>>69278168
were you born in Suffolk per chance?
Time for Regens: The Team.
I just remembered Wales are in the final four of the Euros.
ez game ez life
>>69278222
>>69278265
Gemma Arterton.
>'I was born with six fingers on each hand'
>The doctor who delivered her tied off the extra fingers with sutures and they fell off, leaving just small scars.
>'We could do more stuff if we had extra fingers - faster texting, faster emailing, better guitar-playing.'
>Earlier this year, she revealed she was also born with a crumpled ear, which was corrected through surgery.
>She said: 'I was born with lots of deformities.'
What an absolute qt.
>>69278425
>absolute qt.
Hey, she's qt, but not that much. Would give a 7.5
better not bottle the champions league final again
>>69277191
I tried a little harder.
I will not try harder than this though.
first time i've ever had this happen :D
RIP Kenyabro
>>69278492
Could've at least put it somewhere else than this shitty background picture. But it's a very nice job
>>69278546
Where is he btw?
Is "using the offside trap" a good way to get your keeper in hot water every 5 minutes?
>>69278543
>Being happy about finishing 3rd
Typical Brit mentality. And something or other about you fucking Daisy after other people did.
>>69278492
Why that background image?
still learning shit, why is the "stay on feet" instruction one that increases fouls? I set it because I thought it was the opposite of "get stuck in" and would decrease my fouling but I guess I was wrong.
>>69278646
because I started doing it over this >>69277191
>>69278626
I think the entire country was banned from 4chan.
>>69278650
Easier to lose position, I think. No half-slides to dislodge the ball, but a lot of grabbing and shit. At least that's my theory.
>>69278650
have you ever watched a game in real life?
>>69278646
just don't give him yous
>>69278650
Because
>SI
>Quality
And I found out that ''get stuck in'' actually manages to create one penalty every 5 matches, so might as well turn that off. And it's best if you simply did a free kick defensive tactic, it's better than trying to stop fouls.
>>69278669
Really? Damn, I really liked him. I'm actually sad now.
>>69276787
I can get behind this.
>tfw you only score 2
>>69278680
>have you ever watched a game in real life?
many (I'm gonna guess somewhere between 80-100), but that doesn't mean I really understand it at a tactical level. I can follow the general flow but I was never taught the nuances and in-depth stuff since nobody else around here knows either that would have taught me. except my dad I guess, but he was a keeper.
>>69278492
>tfw missed this moment live
>"""Steal"""
>"Fiotte"rentina
>>69278693
Yeah, he was in here a month or two ago. That's what he said (from my memory, that is).
>>69278629
I used it once with relative success, but I never used it again. If you try it, make sure your defenders are good enough for it, and that your GK won't stay stuck in the goal every time the ball comes to him.
>>69278680
I really should stop doing that.
>>69278735
>many
>between 80-100
Top kek
noice
>>69278774
That's what you get for being a normie I guess.
>>69278774
I'd say you didn't miss anything 2bh, it wasn't a pretty sight.
hmm
Neat.
>>69278735
You're essentially telling them to win the ball back without allowing them to go to ground. This will end up with a lot more ankle kicking, shirt pulling, elbows and things of that nature. You will almost certainly concede a greater number of fouls that way, but will also likely get fewer (straight red) cards than the get stuck in instruction.
>>69278790
It's your own fucking local paper that used that headline, not Fiorentina.
>>69278795
It is indeed what he said, that he still lurked most of the time but his region was rangebanned.
>>69278800
>Top kek
for an american whose favorite sport is something else, that's god damn astounding. I must be one of the top 10 most knowledgable white people about soccer in a 10 mile radius, it would be even higher if I didn't live in southern california. I know it doesn't mean shit in the big picture, but in context it's not bad.
>>69278805
More like a timezone problem imo since this happens arpund 2 AM here when I fell asleep.
>>69278817
I guess.
>>69278836
>It's your own fucking local paper that used that headline, not Fiorentina.
Last I heard, it's a shitty tabloid which """journalist""" hates my guts for some weird reason. Probably because I didn't give him a controversial answer often enough.
>>69278836
>You will almost certainly concede a greater number of fouls that way, but will also likely get fewer (straight red) cards than the get stuck in instruction.
well that's a dilemma, then. my squad has terrible depth right now so I really can't afford to get any match bans, but my goals conceded overall and possession rate in my own third of the field leaves much to be desired. so I have to shore up my defense without giving up reds.
>>69278883
It doesn't really matter if it's a shitty 'journo" or not when you try to bash Fiorentina for it despite it being written and published in your city.
>>69278669
>>69278836
How does a full country get banned from a site and how can I make it the Dutch
>>69278912
What leauge/division are you in? Depending on your team's structure, I'd suggest keeping your defense as simple as possible and to try and outscore the opposition. Also, a really good Gk (in comparison to your other players) can save you a lot of trouble.
>>69278914
>Mere greentexting is bashing
Stop.
>>69278953
Here you go.
>>69278950
Become the Japanese moot.
>>69278953
Norwich City in the Championship, I do happen to be the league's leading offense and my best player is my GK, so that's in my favor, but the board is demanding I don't just get promoted but win the league. I can't afford to get complacent and let some teams sneak up on me in the later parts of the season.
>I let this lad go three years ago because he was injured to often
>Check him out
I almost feel sorry.
Well Liberia just got trolled pretty hard.
>>69278912
'Stay on feet' is good in combination with a 'Close down much less' if you are playing a comparable team, or one with weaker passing and general cohesion, since your defenders will almost never be beaten one on one.
On the other hand, 'Get Stuck in' and 'Close down (much) more' work well to win the ball back quickly, although making you weaker as a team in defence since a single player with good dribbling could easily bait out a tackle from one of your centrebacks and then be one on one with your keeper.
>>69278975
You were suggesting that Fiorentina were somehow responsible for what is your local paper.
>>69278950
in order of difficulty
Ask an hiro.
Get a script kiddie to code an addon that just removes anything with a dutch flag from your threads
Stage a ddos attack from multiple dutch IPs
>>69279044
>You were suggesting that Fiorentina were somehow responsible for what is your local paper
I wasn't, it was directed at the article itself. You're taking this way too seriously, don't forget where you are.
Not a bad draw here either. At least I can use non domestic players in World Cup qualifying! Ahahaha!
>>69278992
I am pretty short but probably too aggressive to pass.
>>69279044
>Ask an hiro.
>Get a script kiddie to code an addon that just removes anything with a dutch flag from your threads
>Stage a ddos attack from multiple dutch IPs
>too lazy to filter Ronaldo Shitposter/Brit streamer
Yea nvm
>>69279004
Your Physios couldve saved him :-(
>>69279094
I think you need to take your own advice, especially when considering posting anything 'humorous' or 'sarcastic' in the future.
>>69279044
well another problem I have is that the 4 worst starters I have are my defenders, so I don't know how well they will hold up against competition that would actually threaten to keep me from winning the league. I also have no DMs.
>>69278992
FINALLY, WE HAVE BEEN FREED
>>69278995
>the board is demanding I don't just get promoted but win the league.
Oh, that's tough. My board just tells me "Don't get relegated" and everything else is fine, so I had a few seasons to work on my defense. I mostly run a 4 man defence, WB(s)-CB-CB(c)-WB(s). I don't give them too many instructions, mostly depending on the formation and mentality. I don't know so much as to advise anything specific, though.
>>69279044
>>69279094
>Arguing about a virtual Yugoslavian newspaper in a Jewish football manager "simulator" in a Laoasian lucky cookie-making forum
>>69279128
Then you'd probably want to use neither team instruction, and have them all on personal instructions to close down as little as possible. After all, them simply being in the way is probably better than either [being beaten and giving a one on one] or [fouling and giving a DFK in a dangerous area].
>>69279158
You don't even drink condensed milk as a sweet snack, stop giving me (You)s.
>>69279113
No physio can save you from a Diaby-like injury proneness. He was injured with the most annoying things all the time: stuff that doesn't take too long to heal but keeps you out of commission for several games. At some point I was hesitant to make him even play reserves.
>>69279114
>"I think you need to take your own advice"
>"It's your own fucking local paper that used that headline"
>"You were suggesting that Fiorentina were somehow responsible for what is your local paper"
>"I think you need to take your own advice"
Tip top Kem.
oh fuck
>>69279168
>You don't even drink condensed milk as a sweet snack
I just might, one of these days. It looks pretty good.
>stop giving me (You)s.
Never.
How about you two just fuck already and end this.
>>69279168
I'll try that out, then. my fans are absolutely livid with me right now even though I'm in first, since I just lost 4-0 at home to the team in 24th place.
YOU KNOW LADS NORMALLY YOU POST THESE KINDS OF SCREENSHOTS AND GET A RESPONSE LIKE "IT'S YOUR FUCKING TACTICS" OR "HAHA LOOK AT THIS MLS GAME WHERE THEY HAD THE SAME SHOTS"
BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT. JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT.
>>69279266
I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE CHEATED OUT OF A WIN IN FM IN OVER 3 YEARS OF PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME. AND I FUCKING GET THIS.
>>69279266
You were cleary outplayed in every major instance of the game. I bet Galway Utd.'s manager is a tactical genius.
>>69279266
>>69279295
Happens when you dominate a league. They "Contain" all match long, keep you from striking the target clean (hence your low percentage of On Target shots) and surprise your defenders who've been sleeping during the match since they have nothing to do.
>>69279256
If your in first I wouldnt get worried about a game, shit happens. If you think youve lucked into first post tactics. Personally have found 16 difficult but diagnose that with my lack of time to dive into my typical match engine and tactic autism.
>>69279266
>>69279295
whew have a drink
>>69279266
It's your tactics
>>69279295
>>69279266
TOP kek
>>69279169
You're honestly the most infuriating poster for me, and I hope it's simply because English is not your first language and you have no experience with any of it's nuances or contextual meanings. You consistently post things that would be correct if you changed a single word to another one with a similar generic meaning but a different one in it's context, and that bothers me to no end.
Also, I intended my previous post to mean essentially that you should realize that you are in a general filled with individuals who find themselves even more 'autistic' than the average 4chan user, and as such asking us to not take things literally or as written is a bit difficult, which makes posting (shitty) sarcasm open to be easily misinterpreted as you just being comparable to mitch.
>>69279242
Me and the Argie or me and the Frog?
I'd rather have Mad and Kenya.
>>69279256
seconding f20, post tactics, what you want to do, who your best players are and their relative strengths.
>>69279266
Its God punishing you for your sin of homosexuality.
Didn't see that one coming did you?
>>69279266
>>69279295
Holy shit.
>>69279362
>I'd rather have Mad and Kenya.
Jungle fever confirmed
>>69279266
>>69279295
HOLY SHIT KEK
Quick, Hertha or Hoffenheim?
>>69279295
>DAT CELEBRATION MOONWALK AFTER THE OG
Absolutely crying with laughter over here
>>69279451
Viktoria Koln
>>69279362
>>69279419
Pls tell me you're actually talking about mad and not me.
>>69279451
Hoffenheim
>>69279451
Quick
>>69279469
Yes.
Also I'm assuming it was a joke along the 'Argentina is white' lines
.>>69279485
Even with 2 Ballon d'Ors this comment would be underrated.
>>69279451
>>69279485
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quick_1888
>>69279469
Thank you
>>69279466
>>69279512
I'm trying to lead a team to greatness here m8s
>>69279529
>he cant lead a quickie to greatness
M8 its in your pants
>>69279485
Actually laughed out loud.
>>69279493
Literally me in an Argentina jersey and matching hat. Stop making me reply to your posts, you witch.
>My mexican defender came bitching about some romanian kid
>the youngster is shit so I decided to get rid of him
>check his info
>'Good relationships: Believes Óscar González will become a vital part of the team'
Never trust in mexicans
Why is my save out to fuck me today
>tfw the regen you've been silently observing for 3 years finally went onto the transfer list
come to me sweet child
>>69279734
>"Look coach I'm totally better than this guy"
I suppose you don't have 20 Discipline. Who leaves, who stays and who plays is for you to decide, not the other players.
>>69279792
Had to holiday over the match because I don't even have players to play it
Job well done
>>69279792
>Paddy Toner
hehhehe
>Gets BTFO
>Asks for a new contract
Agents really have no shame.
>>69279868
Usually it also means agents end up hating my guts.
Do you guys have a point in every season where you get BTFO by shit teams for monts at a time, or am I doing something wrong?
>>69279889
>>69279868
>contract negotiation
>try to lower wage by a couple hundred pounds
>agent puts the wage back up, increases agent fee
>try lowering wage again
>agent fee increased, wage back to original
god damn it
>>69279955
>or am I doing something wrong?
Yup. You're not doing this.
>https://strikerless.com/2016/02/19/the-hartman-doctrine-why-the-hairdryer-treatment-works-surprisingly-well/
>>69280022
I guess it's worth a shot. Thanks mate.
Milan is elite?
>>69280343
>Fulham beating PSG
lel, what year?
>>69280370
2025/26 season.
The longer I can avoid playing an Italian team the higher my chances of a second title are.
>>69280403
We did not play a single Italian team in 2022.
It's kinda sad when they reach their potential at 19 yo.
>>69280685
Not if they're setting the world on fire at 19.
>>69280703
Come on, not with these attributes. I mean, I'm still getting offers for him every once in a while, but that's mainly because other clubs think they can score him for cheap.
Qualified with two matches to go, nice feeling. I hope Manure chokes or that we can win against them: I'm getting slightly tired of getting my ass handed to me in the first knock-out round.
>>69279994
everything is negotiable but agent fees
>>69280954
this 先輩
>Kieran Gibbs going from Barca to Juve
Hmm.
I haven't scouted him because I got overexcited and immediately bid, now I'm worried about being mugged off because for the first time I can recall a player is willing to sign for a LESSER contract than the one he's on.
>>69281080
>Walk away
>>69281080
the lad is a legend
>>69281125
>>69281140
He's "fairly selfish" so I told him to do one
>tfw two subs get red cards within 10 minutes of being subbed on
>tfw you give a CB youngster a chance in a league game but he defends like shit and you lose but his rating is just high enough that you can't fine him
For the second time in 3 nights I had a dream that Jamie Vardy came to my place and ended up drinking all my beer.
>>69282166
but did you have sex after?
whoa there
I had never seen this before by anyone, now I've seen it twice this week, first by morzi and now in my owns save
>>69282166
>dream
Check the fridge.
what should they be dubbed? RDFM? MRDF? or drop the D and go FRM? MRF?
>manager position at Real Madrid is open
I can feel the warp overtaking me.
wut, in the youth candidates he had 3 star potential but as soon as he signed a contract it jumped to 5
Here's a question I've had for a while, my reserve(-2) squad was playing in first division, got relegated. The 2nd division isn't playable or viewable, does it come down to rng if they make it back up to first division?
>>69283021
>rng
what
>tfw it almost came home
>>69283120
I still dont get what rng is
>>69283148
random number generator. Basically is it up to luck for them to get back to the first division?
I wonder because if they can get back to first division I won't need to send out so many players on loan.
>>69283196
pretty much, though you obviously can improve their chances by dropping some good players in the team
Sometimes I'm cruel to people on the internet, but then I think that maybe they're just as sad as me and I stop.
About to play my first CL final
Wish me luck /trb/!
>>69283870
i wish you the best of luck my english fiernds
>>69283870
try not to pic related
>>69283870
>12:12:51
I assume he lost
>>69284277
yeah 6-1 to Dortmund.
Was kinda funny at first but by the end it was just sad honestly
>>69284618
>Doesn't enjoy big matches.
Sweeper spotted!
>tfw even fm is sick of how shit you are
When your board is setting stupid minimum expectations and selling all your best players for peanuts despite having £10 banked and a good cash flow
>>69285309
to be fair nowadays a tenner doesn't get very far
>>69285309
When you're bankrupting the club with insane transfers after years of building good will because you're out of contract at the end of the season so wgaf
>>69277708
>South Korea reached a world cup quarterfinal
didn't they "reach" a semifinal IRL?
i havent played since '16 was released
has scouting been changed? my scouts simply aren't increasing their knowledge of players i tell them to scout, but they are all also out scouting regions. Can they only do one or the other now?
>>69285619
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_FIFA_World_Cup#Knockout_stage
Yeah, but in the same way that Portugal reached the semi finals in the Euros.
>11 yellows and a red in one game
>referee rating 3.5
Also the guy who got 4 goals played LB from the 57th min and still got a blooter
messi confirmed to 21 month jailtime sentence edition
>>69286750
Oscar Pistorius 6 year sentence edition as well
>>69286750
Out of curiosity, did his father receive the same sentence?
>>69287236
yep 21 momths
>>69286750
>21 month jailtime sentence
with 0 months in jail...
Post goals
>>69286750
I wonder if I pinch a Lamborghini I could get away with a slap on thee wrist.
>>69287588
ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeArQHtfonc
>>69287616
Doubt you'd get less than 24 months for stealing a lambo. Maybe steal a 5 year old citroen and you'll just get a suspended sentence.
still the best goal I've seen in FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWw7gwLRtTg
>>69287526
thats not sensationalism finland
>>69287673
>Missi stole ~$10MUSD
>a lambo is worth more than 10M
pick uno
>>69287689
Kbend it like Karai
>>69287673
What if I use the Citroen to "accidentally" drive through my bathroom and kill my gf?
>>69287733
yep its preferential treatment
>>69287747
good job with your understanding of what crimes fall under what charges there
just confirming your flag as the worst possible posters
kind of wondering if your government pays abbos to shitpost on the Internet to keep them inside and away from anything they could fuck up in your country
>>69287793
it's not though, glad you drank butters Kool aid
>>69287773
manslaughter, while getting you less than murder, will probably get you more than 24 months, albeit I don't typical sentences for violent crimes in spain.
also I'm fairly sure the nature of the crime itself wouldn't let you get a suspended sentence anyway
>>69287937
>it's not though
http://www.eatlp.org/uploads/public/2015/National%20report%20Spain.pdf
I'm pretty sure Messi's tax fraud exceeds 600k by quite a bit...
>>69288200
If that's from 2012, then that law was created after what he was on trial for.
>>69288267
well what was the usual sentence for 4 mil tax fraud before that law?
Will suck for worth a shit defenders.
>Man Utd confirm Mkhitaryan
Nice to see Mou is being responsible with the new EPL money and not just splashing it like crazy
ayyyyyyy fierro
>Post yfw when you realise Crystal Palace has 5 players still at the Euros, more than any other EPL team
>>69289285
Say what you want about Pardew, he's pretty good when it come to spotting pretty good players.
>>69289177
well their last signing from dortmund worked out less than splendidly..
>>69289381
hi HC, explain this
>>69289510
some indo slag came to shitaly and had a baby
>Accidentally click the wrong bookmark
>Just seen the new EPL fantasy football site
Pretty absodisgo
>>69289510
From that name I could deduce that the dad is Italian and the mum is Indonesian.
He's shit though.
>>69289510
>Determination: 5
Shit/10
>>69290233
determination is probably the easiest stat to raise, as long as the player isn't an utter cunt and doesn't piss off every single tutor he's assigned
>>69290302
I swear 66% of tutorings fail in 16
Is it possible to start game in 2016 summer with correct stats and transfers?
>Not even the system can carry him anymore
Guess he'll "missi" his next 2 seasons.
LOL
People always hating on Ronaldo but at least he's honest and not some low life criminal.
I hope you are all hyp as fuck for this.
>FM17 confirmed a big pile of shit because Miles wanted to make a game set in Africa where you walk back and forth from a well or some shit
>>69290786
surely you mean FM17 confirmed for having only african leagues like Guyana, Suriname, Nigeria and Madagascar
>>69290786
so they're moving from football simulators to starvation simulators?[obligatory 4chan africa joke]
>>69290786
Will it be 20 Kwacha?
>Was so mad with FM, that I hit my laptop in a way that it actually restarded by itself
How autistic am I?
>>69291161
in b4 havent saved in a year
>Free kick
>Hits the crossbar
Literally 95% of the time
>>69290879
wouldnt mind more african leagues
>Defender has a 53% passing rate
>Criticize him for it
>Tells me his passing was excellent and I'm blind
what the fuck
>>69291361
Nah
95% of the time it's blasted into the stands
2% off the post
2% right at the keeper
1% decently placed
>Get a San Marino GOAT
>Has ambitions to play in and win Serie A
>Play him every game after the intake day and he finishes the season with 7.66 average rating in 14 starts
>Man of the match in our playoff final
>He wasn't called up to the NT so is probably rejecting San Marino and is waiting for Italy
>He has all these suitors
>He asked me to let him leave
I thought having a GOAT was meant to be fun lads, not pain ;_;
>>69291857
Having GOATs is nothing but suffering. Stick to average players.
>messi and his father condemned to 21 months
>they had to got 24 months for them to go to jail
FUCK MY COUNTRY
They can still go to jail if the judge says so but they won't. I was expecting at least his father to go.
>>69291934
>The city of the Spanish "justice" system
>>69291934
the system bitch deserves jail time
>>69291934
If I read correctly next infringement he goes into jail for that plus these 21 months right?
butters go to farca and let him hit you so he goes to jail
Including loaned out players, I've got 98 Africans in my first team (3 from South Africa, 2 from Cameroon, 1 from Egypt, 1 from Senegal and 1 from the Ivory Coast).
Is that too many?
>>69292290
>98 Africans
you've founded a colony?
>>69292339
Sorry, meant 8.
>>69292290
98 is way too may players period m8
>>69292255
Yeah, if they gets jailtime for the next one they will not be able to dodge it. Let's just hope somebody finds something worth of a trial in the Panama biz.
>>69292290
>98 players in your team
>>69278168
Gemma Arterton
Can i start a new save with real results and stats of 15/16-season?
>>69292467
ah she is a goddess
>>69292290
>I've got 98 Africans in my first team
thats 98 too many
>>69276741
What's this about Wolves getting bought out by the Chinese?
>3 red cards
>3 penalties
>40 minutes gone
How much more refball can this game get?
>this formation
Suicidal
>>69292834
Inb4 you win 3-0 by default because everyone's getting send off.
>>69290786
War Child Manager? Miles is truly a sickening individual.
>child army about to assault Lesangini with Niara's lead
>1 Gas + 5 Fire to create a ring of fire around the village
>8 native weapons (1 / child) to beat up the locals
>21 cent income from ransacking 29 houses
Taking over the (conflict) diamond mine near Ramanhuru would be more profitable, but they only have $2.2 worth of blood money per day doesn't get you AKs any time soon.
>>69292339
>>69292359
>>69292412
>>69292686
Fun fact: Genoa had more than 200 (associated) players before the ban of comproprieta. The current number is unknown but it's still 3-digits. Gotta love Italian football!
>>69292891
One of mine got in on the act. Created 13 CCCs but we couldn't finish for shit
>>69290786
im not giving this guy any more money
>>69292947
Shitload of spaghetti from your team and even a red.
I consider them choked even though they won.
>Keeper Physio report!!!
>It's a 2 day cold
Post yfw it is happening for Gibraltar
>tfw don't want either Wales or Portulel to win
>>69293528
>then they beat Celtic in the next round
>>69293528
Made me remember the presser of Canelo-Khan with Oscar saying that you should never rule out the underdog regardless of odds and mentioned how Leicester won the Uefa cup.
Amir was lauhging his ass off.
>>69293575
i hope portugal rapes wales, to get raped by germany in the final
>>69293684
>Ronaldo scores a perfect hattrick in the final
This board would crash.
>>69293743
too bad portugal is shit
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-nine-english-born-footballers-11468681
Reminder that a victory for Wales is a victory for England
>>69293684
>>69293964
u TSUUUndere
>>69294062
Wales is technically english anyway
>>69294183
Isn't it technically British?
>>69294240
That too
>>69294183
In the same sense that Andy Murray is English until he loses?
>>69294661
No, Andy is english because they voted it
>pepe not playing
bye poortugal was nice seeing you
>>69294986
:( I've liked him in this tournament
>>69295016
>liking Poopee
;^)
>>69294986
And I thought there will never be a suitable opportunity to post [pic related].
>>69295085
he's played well, been the best performer of portuguese team, and hasn't done stupid shit
a story of redemption
>>69295016
he really has been performer for portugal, bruno alves will have to have match of his life to not make portugal lose
this is it for them, wales will never get an easier match to get the final
>>69295189
wales don't have ramsey who's been equally important so it evens out
>>69295278
and portugal dont have william carvalho and moutinho starts on bench
odds are against portugal atm m8 lets face it
>>69295319
I wouldn't mind Wales going to final either
I don't really like how Ronaldo is regressing technically
LINCOLN
LINCOLN
>>69295418
it's funny to look at how messi and ronaldo have progressed since they were 20
both started out as tricky dribbling wingers, then moved flanks to become inside forwards and started cutting inside, then both started moving towards the centre, except ronaldo became more of a striker-type of player and messi more of a no10
right now messi wants more and more of the ball, to pass and use it more, while ronaldo wants less and less of it. for him the optimal attack is basically one where he touches the ball once, and scores with that
>>69295350
2bh neither do I, as long as germany also go thru im happy
guarenteed real madrid winner of EC so all is good then
>>69295575
Shame modern football tactics don't utilize poachers too well.
http://www.flashscore.com/match/0OAlh6mN/#match-summary
Lads can you believe it
>>69295634
lewandowski, vardy, higuain
>>69295694
This
is big
>>69295729
Oh yea and Klose.
But they've become sort of a niche role.
Though not as niche as the libero
Higuain obviously has the problem that he doesn't utilize clear chances himself
>>69295789
>Higuain obviously has the problem that he doesn't utilize clear chances himself
he was pretty good at napoli this season, its just that argentina shirt seems to make players choke nowadays
>>69295859
The best question to ask is why the hell Higuain still gets to ever put on an Argentina shirt.
>>69295694
>Flora Talinn has a 33 years old Manager
>with a 29 years old Assistant Manager
Started from the bottom now we're sacked.
there's the match but I have a situation
I'm so proud of him. Maybe some day I'll write a book about him, including each and every goal he makes.
honestly lads how do you big country fuckers cope with your team being in a semi final because I couldn't even deal with group stage matches, let alone a fucking welsh semi
Wales 1-0 win in extra time, Wee Joe winner.
Why is Pepe out?
>>69297038
Thigh issue.
>press talking about how much pressure I'm under to sell my 30yo fifth "best" cb
slow news day i suppose
>>69297038
He realised he was the least likable man in football and had to go do some thinking.
>>69296913
we drink a lot lot lot lot
>>69297308
You seem to be confusing Pepe and Ronaldo
>>69297308
Realistically hes just a more noxious diver than most. Still a very good CB
Anyone /bootlegPokemonGO/ here?
>The city of choking fish fuckers
>>69297698
>playing a dead silent movie star
>letting him score past you
>>69297458
saw that post on /vp/, laughed hard
>>69297386
Ronaldo has an interesting relationship with divers lately anyway.
if there's a meme god, CR will score a 119min 35 yard freekick to put portugal through
>>69299016
Meme god should save that for the finals to finish a hat-trick.
Have I missed anything in the first half?
Going to guess no
>>69299016
No if there is a meme god Ronaldo will hit a one man wall in the 119th min and as the ball bounces up the pitch Bale gets hold of it and smashes in a 40 yard blooter
>>69299550
You missed a cure for insomnia
>>69299455
the final should be a perfect mirror of the copa america final, except cristiano will score his pen
>>69299550
I caught an Eevee and a Charmander, other than that, you didn't miss anything.
>>69299693
Ater he scores he should hold up a pic of Messi and shake his head.
That would also be enough to shut down /sp/
>>69299550
you should know by now that portugal's games start after 90th min
my heart can't fucking take this lads. 45 minutes. maybe 30 more.
>>69299722
>wild charmander
>ywn be hired as your FM teams real life FM player
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jul/06/manchester-city-esports-kieran-kez-brown-fifa-16-twitch-youtube
>>69300472
Ah they're all doing this nonsense now. But you can certainly see how Miles is right about esports getting ultra massive pretty soon with the way its going with big teams signing up lads to play for their team in esports events.
>inb4 Mitch signs for Dartford as their esports player
oh god the incoming TSUUposting
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Messi appealing against the tax conviction
kek, just take it lad
TSUUUU
that jump though
;_;
>turn on
>suddenly goals
Thanks for waiting for me
;_________;
ah shit
>Nani robbing TSUUUUUUU of that goal
>Nani's been so crippled by injuries he just has to fall in front of the ball and hope
sad desu
This is a sad day. Sorry for you Welshbros
t-t-t-t-tsuuuuu ;_;
BREXIT 2-0 LADS
LOL
I didn't need to celebrate because the result was already certain to me.
TSUUUUUUUUU
>>69301990
How exactly does a psychic Dutchman enjoy football?
>I believed in Wales
>>69300739
I don't think mitch is quality enough to play for dartford
>couldn't beat ISL
>couldn't beat AUT
>couldn't beat HUN
>barely beat CRO
>couldn't beat POL
>only win with penalties
>semi-final is against WAL
Their EURO2k4 squad were not only better and far more sympathetic, but actually performed well and their appearance in the final were deserved. This one though? This POR team being in the final is the biggest criticism of the tournament.
>>69303083
they did it on purpose, it was planned out this way from the start. they're using advanced level mind games. i asked one of their coaches.
LOL
Ronaldo disabled a player by shooting the ball to his liver
>>69303083
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36714679
No goyim this tournament has been a huge success as shown by the increased amount of games and larger ad revenue, whoops I meant the success of the smaller teams.
>>69303083
Replicating Italy from '82
>>69303083
I get an erection from this style of ruthless winning to be desu
Trying a french hero playthrough with my manager France's Brave Kebab
lolled
>the national anthem going around the stadium
>43 free kicks and no goals from them
tfw the good guys won
Good feel
>>69304718
I agree. Murray and Federer are the good guys
Unlucky Walesbros, good effort.
>>69304647
I dream of a time when selfish gloryhunting faggots stop shooting from 35 yards with free kicks.
Drink up, lads.
I don't like this
tonight the TSUUUUU person won
I could literally hump my pillow right now
congrats portubros
>>69304773
Way ahead of you m8
how do i stop crying? i don't want the dream to be over
>>69304773
Will do tomorrow afternoon
It's basically a 2nd/4th match desu. No way either of these pull a win over either of the other two semifinalists.
>>69305188
>not realise that if France beat Germany then every big team has failed after beating another one
>>69305188
I think Portugal stands a chance.
Put a lot of people in the middle to counter Germany's tiki-taka and wait for CR to get a header on goal.
>>69305314
didn't Spain lose to Croatia and Italy?
>>69305448
Croatia aren't a big team
It's possible that Italy lose after beating Spain, Germany lose after beating Italy and France lose after beating Germany
>>69305504
then Spain isn't a big team themselves, and the whole chain implodes on itself
>>69305570
It relies on them having beaten a big team before, which they hadn't
>>69305570
schrödinger's big team
>>69305625
>>69305630
the whole "big team loses after beating a big team" chain only works if there's a big team to lose on the first matchday
or the first knockout round, then it works out
>get home after 26 hours travelling
>fire up a bit of tribble
>6-0 win over Burnley
>this happens to my beautiful goat
fuck no
>>69305899
>the "passionate" Welsh "dragons"
>>69305899
>26 hours travelling
damn. The farthest place I've been to is Turkey and I got bored af in the flight. What do you do beside sleeping?
>>69306323
there's no way that "man" doesn't have a mental illness
>being that happy at being 1-1 with Englel
>>69306393
Sleep, watch films. Have a McDonalds in Dubai
>>69306398
the english dont understand how much it means to use to even be in a tournament
>>69304772
>I dream of a time when selfish gloryhunting faggots stop shooting from 35 yards with free kicks.
100% this. Ronaldo's shameless stat-padding is just the top of the iceberg though. Regardless who they have to face in the final, what they brought to the table so far simply won't be enough. No that'd be a problem for me, FRA or GER definitely deserve the title much more then POR.
please help me, my squad is decent but i'm in free fall
that's something
>>69306535
>ronaldo's stat padding
He's equalled Platini's record of goals scored at european championships today. Ronaldo has taken 4 tournaments to do it, Platini took 5 games
>>69306393
That's including travel from Hangzhou to Shanghai Pudong by taxi, train, then subway, to fly from Shanghai to Delhi, then a flight from Delhi to London, then get driven by my daddy from London to Southampton, take a ferry back to the Isle of Wight, then get driven back home.
Watched 2 films, listened to music, read my book, but mostly sleeping. Got a night flight which is perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpV66RB3u7s
Whos up for spooks. Trying to replace feels with spooks and its not working
>>69306745
Fucking hell that is a trip and a half. Did you go on the maglev to Pudong if you arrived in Shanghai on train?
>>69306745
>via delhi
Did you take a shit on the street while you were there?
>>69306808
Yep, and that train is so pleasant, but still gotta ride that subway. The ride from Hangzhou to Shanghai was quicker than the ride from the east of Shanghai to the west.
>>69306897
good one
>>69306745
Damn, that's a long way. What do you do in China btw mate?
>>69306897
kek. If there is a place in the world I never want to visit, is India. And most of Africa and Central America. And the middle east.
>>69307012
I study.
>>69307042
Can you be more specific? What can you possibly Study in China that you can't in England? Or is it an exchange kind of thing?
>>69306961
Trains seem much better to take after seeing all the crazy roads, at least that I remember
>>69307012
>And the middle east
When I went to China I went via Dubai, it's very nice in the airport. No clue about outside
>>69307114
I don't think there is anything in Dubai beside hotels and malls. And beaches don't impress me because I can go to the beach almost all year round tbH.
>>69307101
Oh, I study Chinese. Studying in the UK is expensive and I would rather leave my country for a few years.
Imagine the meme if Germany loses 7-1 in the finals.
All 7 of them penalties scored by the one and only
I don't think even Sam Hyde or Dan Schneider could get away with that much
>>69307280
Who is sam Hyde?
>>69306691
I don't see how's that would be relevant to the discussion. Ronaldo is wasting free kicks at tournaments for at least a decade, and now that he wants to break the non-existing curse so bad he takes literally every opportunity to do so. What's pathetic is that nobody says a word.
Not even his team mates or the manager. All these attempts are all about CR7's ego. Which is a major issue, as those free kicks would be otherwise valuable for the team from a practical viewpoint. And last time I checked, no player should be bigger than the team.
>>69307226
So are you saying that it makes more sense financially to travel to CHI and study the language there instead at your home country?
>>69307599
Ronaldo's biggest strength is probably the same thing right now that's regressing him technically.
Too much drive has given him tunnel vision.
>>69307599
Yes.
NATIONS LEAGUE DIVISION A
FOR THE BEST COUNTRIES
>SI in charge of forbidden matches
who here hyped for FPL
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>>69308359
You forgot this a whole bunch of times >
>>69308375
How can I greentext him when he scored in his debut being a CB. I might even remove the > from his name.
Just need a draw in Celtic Park and I'm in.
>>69308553
>Valencia
>>69308359
wew this one might as well have been his first and last game for us because he's pretty shit, but he took his chance to become history of the club
the manchester city menace has been defeated. based narrich. too bad no undefeated season for me though
>>69307667
Sounds reasonable. I've never been biased towards CR7 (or Messi) in any way, but in the past few months his reputation dropped a lot in my book. It's like he's transforming from a determined top talent with top-notch work ethic into a try-hard wannabe with out of control ego in front of our eyes.
>>69308657
>+100 goal difference
>8 lost point overall
>title win w/ 28 point
Auto-pilot mode: ON?
just bought a 16 year old Serbian with 19 flair, 19 det, 14 crossing and 16 acc/pace, no other attributes worth mentioning at all
is he gonna be the >le run fast and rabona the ball into the box man we need
>>69308762
>Norwich 4th
>Arse 16th
>>69309049
Yeah, there is not competition in La Liga anymore (pic is my best season, that was last one). I had the option of going for a win in the last match and breaking the record of points, but I chose to field 11 reserves to keep my guys fresh for the UCL final against Arsenal.
>>69309107
If you didn't win that cl final I hope you uninstalled for a week
>>69309064
I went and checked how was Norwich doing in my save.
Maybe I should not have Tbh
>>69309060
also this, god damnit
in the middle of a very hectic period as well
>>69309167
and I forgot the pic,
>>69309163
I still have to play it.
>>69309195
If you lose delete the whole save and uninstall
>>69309195
Save us
gee i think maybe i might advance
>>69309645
goal sexts get
clock sexts get
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69309697
HAHAHHAHA FUCK OFF ARSELEL
Based Olympiastadion
>>69292893
New regen faces of FM 17 revealed
What do I do with an AMC with no acceleration?
>>69309846
Eng
>>69309846
You release him on a free and you stop using AMCs
>>69309880
Look, butters, you're a hack who takes way too long to succeed, I want real opinions I can trust.
Lads, I just discovered something new. Everyone knows it's really rare but you can a son in the game.
But I just found out that existing managers can get regen sons too. Here is Villas-Boas' son.
>>69309928
sure thing lad. You should start a Tenerife save and show me how it's done. Of course if you have to ask what to do with your players I don't expect you to do very well against Barça and Real, but hey, you could try.
>>69309960
no need to guess the halftime score, here you have it
>>69309971
maybe madrid and barca would be easier if you used AMC's desu
>>69309960
existing players can get regen brothers too.
>>69310037
They are easy nowadays, but of course you can't compare playing them twice a season at most to being in the same league as them.
Fell in love on vacation and couldn't handle a day without talking guy here. I'm back from my ban now :^)
how do I git gud
>>69310422
Lots and lots and lots and lots of experience and common sense
Hi I've just installed FM 2006 and i'm looking for good face, kit and logo megapack
All the link i find are dead
Please help :(
>>69310438
Logopacks from other versions should work for FM2006. Facepacks too, although they might be incomplete, leaving players that aren't in other versions without a face.
>>69310438
why though
>>69310438
>playing old games
I get why you think this is a good idea, but it's never fun once you realize how shit games used to be compared to now. Only "old" games I can think of that I still truly enjoy is AOE and AOM.
>mfw Cuba made it to a WC
>>69310843
>canada
>>69310843
Where is it being hosted?
>inb4 entire team defects before the first game and they have to forfeit
>>69311053
Egypt
>>69311098
I guess if they don't mind defecting to Islam as well then it might work
>>69310843
>CANADA
>A
>N
>A
>D
>A
>>69310843
>all they had to do was beat Cuba
>at home
>>69310842
I don't expect a lot of FM06 ,i just want to try once a game with a young messi and Ronaldo and see today GOAT as wonderkids
>Only "old" games I can think of that I still truly enjoy is AOE and AOM.
I'm still playing Bf1942 and SoFII for my part
>>69310842
>Only "old" games I can think of that I still truly enjoy is AOE and AOM.
r o l l e r c o a s t e r
t y c o o n
CM00/01 is also GOAT
>>69311150
I think I'd prefer to live in Cuba than in Egypt tbH
>>69311340
getting somewhere nice from Egypt is much easier than it is from Cuba
>>69311362
I have distant relatives in Cuba and they say its OK, most of them have moved to the island though.
>>69310843
>2037
>Fidel Castro probably still alive
pick a country for a 2-match tour lads
>>69311636
St Pierre et Miquelon
>>69311636
Bolivia if above doesn't work.
>>69311682
kek, that's a good one
>>69311731
It worked.
Now I need two formations for my games against ASIA and ASSP
FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE
>>69311758
5-4-1 with a libero
>>69311758
gk
wbl
wbr
3dm
3cm
amr
aml
new thread when?
>>69311765
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsm9sj_us-olympic-team-tribute-to-muhammad-ali_sport
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