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FA:Lions finally end saga, cut Stephen Tulloch
DEN:'Clear' Miller would get better offer as FA
WAS:Cousins, Redskins have not made any progress
NYG:Rashad Jennings to see 15+ carries a game?
MIA:Tunsil suffered 'growing pains' this spring
DET:Zenner 'early front-runner' for big back job
PIT:Le'Veon Bell looking for $15 million a year?
NO:Mark Ingram wants to retain passing-game role
BUF:Bills WR Goodwin falls short in Olympics bid
DEN:Broncos QB Lynch headed for 'redshirt' year?
DEN:Mark Sanchez 'has to win' QB job in camp
DEN:Broncos and Sanders have had 'good talks'
popeyes is better than kfc. fuck church's chicken too while we're at it
Popeyes is for blacks
>>69276071
>tfw getting popeyes 8 piece spic3y special tonight
pats-eagles broship
the jets will go 6-10 this year but be back with a vengeance in 2017
>>69276071
Bojangle's is the best.
Baltimore murders: 344 in 2015
Baltimore Ravens points for: 328 in 2015
LGTSS
>baltimurder
>baltimurder
>baltimurder
Old Slay btfo?
>>69276071
the first and only time I went to a Popeye's (outside Fenway Park) just to use the bathroom, I was catcalled and shouted at for being a white guy. Shit was straight out of a movie.
Popeyes gives me rough shits
>>69276146
>Almost 1 a day
What a shithole lmao
No wonder he has to post retarded opinions on a Laotian greeting card emporium all day instead
>>69276094
Nahhhhhh???? Really???
>>69276127
i remember this game i really thought he was going to spike it that smug motherfucker
>>69276193
It's not spicy enough for me. I go up to Nashville from time to time to go get hot chicken. I like it spicy as hell.
>>69276146
jesus christ. can anyone find the murder count for 2000? I'm thinking it could be true for that year too given their offense
Love Popeyes. But its literally impossible to eat their biscuits without something to wash it down.
Another year of mediocrity awaits,
Hopefully
>we
go 11-5 and get win atleast a playoff game
>>69276146
niggers gonna nig
>>69276232
I like putting >tapatio on my chicken sometimes
>>69276262
I cant wait for Trump to be president
>>69276262
>Mexican Cowboys fan
Never gets old
>>69276258
>eating biscuits alone
Can't do it senpai i need honey on them else it takes like im eating straight up smashed bread like a fucking animal
>>69276262
>11-5
You mean 8-8?
>>69276286
You're going to deport your own fans lol?
>>69276255
For comparison, Philly in 2015 was 280, 64 less than Baltimore despite having 900,000 more people.
>>69276094
Dey do have da best biscuits son.
>>69276297
lol animals don't normally eat bread you fucking weirdo
>>69276262
>11-5
not on your life, 9 wins max until you find a good quarterback like Romo, but who doesn't get injured every 3rd game
>>69276299
Need to balance out the record from last season to be 50/50
>>69276297
Me I can eat biscuits all day with or without anything.
>>69276297
I like jam on my biscuits.
>Your team
Raiders
>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Broncos to Mexico city (>mfw)
>Player you hate the most in the NFL
Cam Newton
>Favorite player in the NFL
Derek Carr
Who /cajunsparkle/. here?
I'm ready for the greatest 8-8 season in the history of the nfl
Do teams give shit while playing in preseason and is it normally televised? Just wondering if I should be looking forward to it
>>69276371
>Your team
Broncos
>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Raiders to Monterrey,Mexico (>mfw)
>Player you hate the most in the NFL
>Cam Newton
>Favorite player in the NFL
Derek Wolfe
>>69276371
>mad raiderspic is mad at las vegas move
LELMAO
>>69276386
I'm hype
Cousins is gonna blow everyone away with his mediocrity
>>69276395
People who aren't guaranteed starters care because it's their chance to show off. Starters don't give a shit.
>>69276297
honey, dude. honey.
>>69276395
no
preseason sucks, only thing worth watching are your team's new rookies
Yadda yadda yadda, Colts are winning cuz...
> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson will do better
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int (top 10 safety)
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the best returner
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> Lead in tds and yards
> 12-4
Does anyone know anything about where I can get a jersey custom sewn? I've asked around on eBay but none of the usual sellers do requests.
>>69276395
There are four preseason games and usually the second and third games are the best, because teams are playing their starters for most of the game in order to get ready for the regular season. The last preseason game is usually for reserved for backups and rookie playing time, so its the most garbage
>>69276371
>Raiders
>Browns to Salt Lake City
>nobody
>no-one in particular now.
>>69276395
usually none of the big-name starters play in the preseason at all. it's not usually televised, my guess would be NFL Network
>>69276395
Sorta.
It doesn't matter who wins or loses but its just to test out rookies and 3-stringers. People watch it because it can be a sign for how their team can do in reg season and how much depth they have on the team. They are comfy as hell to watch.
>>69276371
Raiders
Chiefs to North Korea
Brody, Newton, Burger
Carr, Mack, Cooper
>>69276322
>the tripfag on a anoymous image board arguing about what animals eat on a nfl general calling me weird
I approve of this thread
>>69276447
Siam Trading Post
>>69276193
>>69276321
>Popeyes is for blacks
>the butthurt ones are tripfags
>>69276322
>>69276484
anonymous**
>>69276491
Get back in the kitchen I want some chicken
>>69276447
get a fake from aliexpress.com
>>69276428
We will absolutely DOMINATE all the shit teams.
Its amazing how we are completely in the middle, hopefully norman can help us beat at least one team with a winning record
>>69276538
You will go 10-6 and get a WC. lol. You'll get hot and encounter the Raiders in the Owl. lol jk.
>>69276444
Luck will have 25+ INTs
>>69276519
No one is butthurt here
>>69276395
The preseason is a complete meme and 0 indication of how a team will perform
t. Salty Eagles fan that saw the 2001 Rams / 2007 Patriots in the preseason then saw nothing but offset shotgun sweeps and meme 1 yard screens the rest of the year
>>69276519
Do they even have a popeyes in the slums ?
What went wrong?
>>69276444
Colts are losing cuz...
>they still have the same dumbass GM
>they still have the same batshit crazy owner
>>69276330
Last season's 4-12 was balancing out the previous season, we're back at neutral now
>>69276610
Look no further than the 2008 0-16 Lions. They looked fantastic in the preseason that year
>>69276631
>we're back at neutral now
going back from the last SB victory
>>69276620
Their defense is fucking awful and eli manning loves to throw picks
>>69276620
Firing Tom Coughlin.
>>69276620
Firing Tom Coughlin and tbqhwu my family drafting OBJ, no one likes him even on their own team.
>>69276538
I believe
Matt Jones is gonna have a 1400 yard season! Jordan reed is gonna lead the league in tds!!! I believe!!!!!
>>69276620
Years of shitty drafting and worse personnel choices.
Doesn't help when you're the most-injured team in the NFL year after year.
>>69276436
>>69276443
>>69276448
>>69276462
>>69276468
Alright thanks guys.
The hall of fame game is just for show right?
>>69276071
>PIT:Le'Veon Bell looking for $15 million a year?
How much weed is this guy smoking?
>your team
>how many players it has with 10+ seasons
>>69276620
Giants/Eagles game threads used to be fun but these useless cucks are 1-5 since 2013
>>69276631
>>69276667
correction: the cowboys are now 4 games above .500 (162-158) since 1996, the year after their last SB win
>>69276748
Now THAT is a meme game
>>69276748
Hall of fame game and pro bowl are utter garbage. Skip them both
>>69276775
10+ overall or with the team?
>>69276782
Does anyone have any thread screencaps of the Jackson punt return game?
>>69276071
>4 broncos headlines
>>69276850
Miracle at the New Meadowlands?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDTKfhGYwrU
>>69276843
overall
>>69276775
5 players with 10+ years NFL experience
Unless you meant 10+ years exp on the team which in that case is just one, Larry "Nice Hands" Fitzgerald
>>69276877
Yea but he wants the gamethreads to see everyones reaction on 4chan when jackson returned the punt
>>69276877
Yeah, I wasn't on /sp/ at the time since I was at a bar
Must have been the whole board shitting on the Giants
>>69276738
To be honest I love our new GM and coach
I think its what pushed us over the edge
>>69276881
>Patriots
>4 - Brady, Gostkowski, Ninkovich, Nate Washington (???)
>>69276719
>no one likes him
I like him in my fantasy team.
>>69277005
He is a TO level of arrogance. TO raped stats too, but literally no one liked him.
>>69276775
Dolphins
Mario williams
Is Russel Wilson a literal cuck? Or is he just gay like Aaron?
>>69276671
Eli had a great season.
What truly went wrong was
A. Hiring Steve Spagnola
B. Having a horrendous defense
C. Terrible Drafting by Jerry Reese
>>69277205
Russell is alpha 2 b h.
Just a manlet
>>69277205
>UNIRONICALLY raising a child named fucking Future Jr.
>Not a cuck
>>69276615
>>69276590
t. niggers
Hi /sp/!!
I'm the new tripfag on this board and I have a gold medal collar! Just in time for the olympics!
I like sports and I hope we can be friends!
>>69277205
Both
>>69276939
>New GM
Jerry Reese is still the GM.
>>69277225
It isn't Spags' fault that he had dogshit personnel running in his system. That defense forced more turnovers than they ever should have had.
>Having 'Uani Unga as your Middle Linebacker
Loving every laugh
>>69277260
I'm gonna give Spags the benefit of the doubt because not even Buddy Ryan could have had a good defense with that shit personnel thanks to that retarded Jerry, but Spags has been shitty since leaving the Giants
>Loving every laugh
He was god awful, I know.
Yes, I know, he sucked ass, thanks
>>69277241
Thank you for this pupper.
here have a monke
ALL-TIME RINGLESS TEAM (1966–)
>Offense
QB - Dan Marino
RB - Barry Sanders
RB - LaDanian Tomlinson
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Terrell Owens
TE - Tony Gonzalez
>O-Line
LG - John Hannah
LT - Anthony Munoz
C - Kevin Mawae
RT - John Randle
RG - Bruce Matthews
>Defense
>D-Line
LDE - Carl Eller
LDT - Merlin Olsen
RDT - Alan Page
RDE - Bruce Smith
>Secondary
LCB - Champ Bailey
RCB - Eric Allen
SS - Paul Krause
FS - Brian Dawkins
>Linebackers
4-3
LLB - Zach Thomas
MLB - Brian Urlacher
RLB - Junior Seau
3-4
LILB - Sam Mills
LOLB - Andre Tippett
RILB - Harry Carson
ROLB - Derrick Thomas
>>69277247
woops responded to the wrong guy, sorry pham
>>69276722
>>69276939
I also frequently drive my car into ponds asleep while not intoxicated or on drugs.
>>69277314
Tbh BDawk would fit better in most defenses as a SS, elite run stopper and blitzer but not the best ballhawk
>>69277314
>Harry Carson
>Ringless
Anon...
>>69277314
>no James Lofton
>>69277423
He's the 2nd best player in >our franchise's history but I don't think any of us are delusional enough to say he's better than like #5 all time desu
>Get high
>Browse /nfl/
>Think to myself that Brady isn't that bad
>mfw
Never do drugs kids
>>69277453
>james lofton
is not better than either TO or Moss, and desu there's not enough elites to make a full "second-team"
>>69277238
>that flag
how's the olympics coming along?
get another human finger in your water supply today?
>>69277480
>Falling for the Brady is le evil bad guy meme
>>69277480
>tfw i have no weed
>>69277480
Brady isn't the bad guy, New England itself is.
>>69277238
How does it feel to be in a depression in the 21st century?
>>69277485
I would definitely rank Lofton ahead of T.O.
>>69276395
It literally doesn't matter, usually only 3rd+ strings give a fuck.
>>69277564
TO caught twice as many touchdowns as lofton in his career in fewer games
>>69277541
>tfw did dabs, the objectively superior way to get high
>>69277548
No, it's the fans. I've been to Boston and it was very nice despite raining all day
>>69277564
Do people think TO was such a cancer that they forget how elite he was for like 10 years?
>>69277638
>No, it's the fans
That's what I said.
>>69277638
>tfw i haven't hit a rig since the school year ended
you're killing me here anon
also can confirm, boston is very nice
>>69277707
How come there are minimal niggers in Boston despite having it made up far north as New York? Is it the cold?
>>69277758
too much water over there I guess
>>69277758
New England has not been too kind to niggers historically.
>>69277758
yeah pretty much
it can get very cold there, it's usually in the 30s or below during the coldest winter months
black people don't handle snow well either and there's a lot of that
>>69277338
These jerseys would look so much better without that stupid gold fade on the helmet
>>69277805
How is that cancerous general even allowed on this board
That shit should fuck off to /vg/
>>69277911
Can we have Madden and 2K threads on /sp/?
>>69277960
I can't wait for BTS Football to actually get created someday so we can have our own autistic threads. /trb/ and the one for OOTP (forgot what it was called) have set the precedent.
>>69277629
lofton played on shit teams with even shittier qbs and was consistently one of the top in the league forever, and of course his stats are going to be worse than a reciever who played in a much more passer friendly era
>>69278021
God yes
Full fledged seasons with all of shitting up the board for a few hours with good ol fashioned all-american autism, thatd be gooood stuf
Jeff Driskel will lead the 49ers to a Super Bowl victory next season.
>>69278101
I can't wait to GM the Patriots and draft nothing but bum niggers with 0 hands or scrappy white manlets to see how well Brady plays
REMOVE NFL remove nfl you are worst sport. you are the sport idiot you are the sport smell. return to college. to our college cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,goodell we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole sport stink goodell sqhipere shqipare..football genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead sport..ahahahahahGOODELL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget superbowl .football we kill the king , goodell return to your precious jamestown….hahahahaha idiot sport and goodell smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE NFL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. los angeles+canada+asia+europe=kill football…you will superbowl/ gretzky playing in nhl, gretzky making games of nhl . fast hockey gretzky nhl. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of gretzky… you are ppoor stink sport… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt gretzky playing numbr ninety-nine #99 in nhl ….fuck the nfl,..FUCKk ashol sports no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur logo and sport. gretzky play and real strong wizard kill all the sport farm aminal with hockey magic now we the nhl rule .ape of the zoo presidant rogr goodell fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and nfl wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our puck we will crush u lik a skull of pig. hockey greattst sport
>>69276775
Peppers (15), Rodgers (12), and Crosby (10). That's it.
>>69278114
lel
>>69278235
I like hockey and post in /hoc/ frequently. Go Perds.
>>69278241
rodgers has played in 11 seasons, and that's if you're counting his backup years
Who else has an elite coin toss caller?
>>69278245
Laugh while you can, faggot. Jeff Driskel is ELITE.
>>69278235
is this memes?
>>69278101
>>69278213
I'm pretty sure it will have multiplayer mode too
who's ready for year-round autism leagues?
>>69278274
Then the Packers.com roster page is wrong, but yeah '05-'15 is 11. Weird.
>>69278289
I watched Jeff Driskel get yelled at in a bar in Remerton, Georgia two years ago. Was funny as fuck.
>>69278059
>shit teams
who are the >four in a row Buffalo Bills. iirc he spent at least 2 of those 4 years with Kelly in Buffalo
>>69278059
TO had his best years before the Madden-tier rule changes, senpai.
>Lofton's QBs
David Whitehurst, Lynn Dickey, Jim Zorn, Randy Wright, himself (Packers)
Marc Wilson, Rusty Hilger, Vince Evans, Jay Schroeder, Steve Beuerlein (Raiders)
Jim Kelly (Bills)
Bubby Brister (Eagles)
Jim Everett/TJ Rubley (Rams)
>TO's QBs
Steve Young, Elvis Grbac, Jim Druckenmiller, Ty Detmer, Jeff Garcia, Steve Stenstrom, Tim Rattay (Niners)
Donovan McNabb (Eagles)
Tony Romo, Drew Bledsoe, Brad Johnson (Cowgirls)
Fitzy, Trent Edwards, Brian Brohm (Bills)
Carson & Jordan Palmer (Bengals)
yeah I'll give you that one, Krabs
Why did like 10 new tripfags appear today?
>>69278277
Jackson is a free agent right now, senpai
>>69278378
>Why did like 10 new tripfags appear today?
They're all Steelersfag, returned from the dead. Have fun getting haunted.
>>69278358
He's still ELITE.
>>69278355
they've probably just switched their website over to 2017 already and are counting next year
>>69278378
the hottest thing to do in the offseason is to make a trip, post 100 times in 4 days, then abandon it and never post again
>>69277241
oh dude, now thats a sweet fucking pupper, thank you
limited edition, and saved
>>69278401
doubt it. probably just newfags trying to establish themselves in the days before the "season" officially begins
>>69278471
What new trips are we talking about? I haven't seen any.
>>69278471
why bother, half of the newtrips disappear before the end of the season when their teams start falling apart anyway
>>69276321
>>69278496
I'm not sure, either, but that's just my theory if they are indeed cropping up a lot recently
>>69278498
>you now remember Smeth Until Deth literally existing for a week before he was BTFO to death
>>69277758
The whites in Boston are pretty nigger tier tbqh
>>69278570
Well he did say "until deth"
>>69278570
>Smeth til Death
To his credit, that Chiefs copypasta stuck around for a while
>>69278603
It's that Irish Catholic blood. Not like we great Protestant Ulster Scots.
>>69278570
>>69278636
>>69278643
Kek anyone have the screenshot of his farewell post where he claims not to be a shitposter?
>>69278643
>>69278670
I never saw a man who damage controlled as hard as he did after that week 1 game against the Broncos.
>>69276086
>>69276094
>>69276071
Bojangles the GOAT
>>69278684
>"At least he held on to his helmet!"
couple of weeks till fitz comes back
>>69278467
yeah have fun
I saw you talking about it so I just tried it
>>69278720
Never thought I'd see Nantz and Simms with the bantz.
>>69276086
>>69276094
>>69278714
>he doesn't get his fried chicken and catfish from a corner shop on the black side of town
>>69278760
I don't live in an area that's 50% nigger so no I don't
spee
i live in downtown denver. i'm hungry, what should I order for delivery
How many chimpouts/ejections is he gonna have this year?
How many times is he going to cost his team the game?
>>69278792
Papa John's™ courtesy of Peyton Manning.
>>69278792
do they still have Fattoush?
those salads were tha bomb back in the day
>>69278760
>the black side of town
>Baltimore
I hate to pile on but wouldnt that be like... all of it?
>We live in a world where Trent Richardson gets three chances to make a team and Peyton Hillis is rotting away
He was my favorite RB of the past clue years.
>>69278659
>Protestant
remember you also share your branch of Christianity with every dipshit in the midwest and Deep South, queer
>inb4 Baptists in the south
based Roman Catholicism. now leave this argument in >>>/pol/
>>69278833
They only nest in West Baltimore family
>>69278811
>>69278822
>>69278833
Holy shit would you look at them digits.
>>69278811
>>69278822
>>69278833
>>69278843
>almost 4 double-dub gets in a row
very impressive, >>>/nfl/.
>yfw OBJ is the first player to be ejected this year
You may only post ITT if your QB is a devout and active member of the Catholic master race
pic related
>>69278910
>active member of a retarded child rapist cult
ftfy
>>69278903
I would laugh.
>>69278804
Chimpouts - 6
Ejections - 2
Cost games - 4-7
>>69278903
I dunno, the Bengals defense exists
>dubs and eagles make playoffs
>>69278910
You rang?
>>69278961
you failure
Is it sad that I want the ultimate chimpout to happen. I want a benchese-learning brawl to happen between the the teams that leads to a brawl in the stands and then eventually a riot with looting.
>>69278984
Hey man, I tried
>>69278963
Huh, didn't know they had Catholics in the deep south, thought the KKK would have chased them all away
>>69279011
Malice in the Palace, NFL Edition
I like it
>>69278910
>>69278910
>>69279052
>Tom Brady
>leaves pregnant qt gf for a supermodel who kinda looks like a dude
>a good catholic
try again
>>69279012
tru, points for effort
>>69279061
man the new ghostbusters movie looks so fucking terrible
>>69279011
What team is this most likely to happen with? My money is on the Bengals
found a nice hole-in-the-wall restaurant today with a huge menu with lots of variety, good service, decent prices, and large servings. the only downsides are that the entire staff might be undocumented, the place smells like bleach, and everything they make is probably heart attack inducing. not sure if I should go back, but the pastrami burrito I had was amazing.
>>69279061
>post order so we may judge your taste
>>69278714
>Southern """cuisine"""
God that looks like trash. Living in the south is hell, especially in Louisiana.
>Hot as shit
>Annoying faggots who literally only talk about LSU and the hot as shit weather
>Annoying accents
>Niggers all over the place
Nuke this entire area.
>>69278811
>>69279061
Remember when Peyton won the owl and Poppa John was the first to shake his hand on the field? That was pretty weird.
>>69279052
Tom is not a devout Catholic, if he was he would confess his sins to Father Goodell
>>69279043
>>69279085
It would make the Baltimore and Rodney King riots look like a Hare Krishna protest in comparison.
>>69279085
bungles vs ratbirds
>>69279073
he was born and raised Irish Catholic muhfucka, get shrekt
>>69279095
>the entire staff might be undocumented
Disgusting. I'd never go back.
>>69279085
Bengals or Vikings
>>69279099
large thin crust pep, mushroom and diced tomatoes
i'm pretty basic when it comes to pizza, too much frilly shit fucks it up
>>69279115
>Born and raised
>Good
Pick one retard
>>69279100
North Carolina is GOAT living, you chose a shit state
>>69279100
Southern food is God's ambrosia you fucking waste of space.
>>69279095
>pastrami burrito
What in the fuck.
>>69279108
>implying Goodell is a pedophile and/or child rapist
this actually may be something I can agree with you, Ancient Bay
>>69279139
>you chose a shit state
I got a scholarship here I couldn't choose anything.
>>69279146
No it isn't.
>muh beans
>muh fried everything
Complete trash. If you ever come to Louisiana there is some shit they cook here that you'd question whether or not it is dead.
Has anyone here had the new Boneless wings from Popeyes? I want to get some tomorrow but only if they are spicy and not that shitty bland mild breading
>>69279148
I had never heard of one either but it was fucking tasty. just the right amount of mustard and pickles, not too much grease, and the rest was just meat. it was in one of those huge burritos too, you know the kind.
>>69279116
I guess I'll find out for certain once the wall is built.
>>69279120
Vikings? Nah. Love boat era vikings then I'd say probably.
Giants maybe? who are the biggest chimp teams these days? Used to be saints, ravens, rams, etc.
Not sure anymore
>>69279100
Southern food is GOAT, why do you think everyone in the deep south is overweight and diabetic? It's because their food is so damn good you mong
>>69279109
Not a single person died in the Baltimore riot, nice meme
>>69279138
>they are so desperate to knock Brady they go after his religion
>haters
>>69279207
>why do you think everyone in the deep south is overweight and diabetic?
Because they're all dumb niggerfaggots.
>>69279174
You clearly have not had real Southern food. Southern cooking shits on anything from California
>>69279011
unfortunately, god will never let the naners and the raiders play in an owl to determine who runs califo'ni-ayy
>>69279247
I'm southern and neither dumb nor diabetic. Granted I wasn't born here.
>>69279233
I don't know about the other guy, but I wasn't going after Brady for his religion (I'm Catholic myself) I was just saying he's a shitty Catholic
>>69279200
I can see the Vikings defense chimping out if they start getting their ass beat. They're already borderline dirty
>>69279254
>on anything from California
you realize that that's at least a dozen distinct food cultures in there, right? putting a blanket statement over all "californian food" sounds just baffling to me.
>your team
>food that best represents your team
HARD MODE
no obvious choices ie Philly Cheesesteak for the Eagles, no Buffalo Wings for the Bills
>>69279312
Chargers
Carne asada fries, I guess
>>69279312
eagles are like the chinese food i get at panda express
it's fucking delicious when i eat it and i enjoy it at the beginning, but as time passes i regret my decision more and more
>>69279312
Packers
Hot Dog
Because it's one the of foods most people choke on.
>>69279312
>Raiders
A greasy cheeseburger from a really rough dive bar. You feel scared to eat there but it's so damn good you don't care.
>>69279312
>Rams
>Dodo burgers
>>69279345
not >california burritos
come on, go to santanas, taco surf or JVs and get yourself a burrito
>>69279312
naners
pixie sticks
enough to get your hopes up before you spend the rest of the season collapsed in a sugar slump, plus pixies r gay
>>69279284
the term is "convenient Catholic", my fellow /nfl/er
>>69279407
>implying I haven't had a California burrito
Don't make me unsheathe.
>>69279408
Did you ever eat the whole pixy stick? I used to chew and swallow the whole stick, paper and all. I don't know why though.
>>69279533
were you ever diagnosed with pica as a child?
>>69279286
I don't see it. Zim came in and has a bunch of new guys doing their best to impress. I haven't seen anything dirty from them I mean at least not compared to the rasm from last season and some of the other main chimp teams.
I paid zero attention to zinzam before he came to the vikes so if you're saying he's a dirty coach then I guess I wouldn't know.
Like I said I don't see it.
https://youtu.be/_QrOY2mWydA?t=46m20s
can someone webm 46:20 to 46:32
God damm i love watching Chad Pennington throws
>>69279547
No I just used to chew on the whole thing. I also ate white dirt one day as part of a Southern Heritage Day.>>69279554
>>69279570
Chad Pennington was and still is the only QB in the division to give Tom Brady a run for his money.
>>69279570
fucking smoot
what a goddam nightmare that fag was for the vikes
>>69279570
here
>>69279575
>white dirt
i have no idea what that is
>>69279570
desu that pass was kinda wobbly but he was still p. good
f
>>69279647
cool. p12, what do you use to remove the audio streams so it's "4chan safe"?
>>69279618
lol how embarrassing was that whole love boat scandal?
>>69279647
thanks man
>>69279691
>some of the sex acts alleged by witnesses to have taken place during the party included, "Masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, woman on man, woman on woman, man on man, toys, double penetration, middle of the floor, middle of the couches, middle of the room."
Vikings confirmed faggots
>>69279679
gfycat
>>69279699
np, let me know if you need anything else webm'd
>>69279747
>middle of the floor
degenerate
>>69279776
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>69279802
i don't want to make my mom sad
>>69279776
>gfycat
rude
but thxvmfam, works like a charm
Guys I know you'll greentext me for reddit but this deserves it
>go on /r/nfl
>apparently they are doing an offseason "roast each NFL team" series
>oh shit this should be funny!
>the first post has "rules" you have to follow
GUIDELINES
Let’s try to be more creative than “lul cowboys” or “no rings” jokes. These jokes are unfunny and unimaginative and we all know we are better than that.
This is a roast thread, please take all jokes as well…..a joke. I saw a few cases of retaliation and arguing. Jokes are Jokes, don’t like it? Move on.
NO OTHER TEAM BASHING, save that precious ammo for when that teams time to be roasted comes.
No malicious posts, trolling, or over the top comments attacking r/nfl users. As i said before this is supposed to be light hearted and fun, lets keep it that way.
The next team up will be posted in the thread the day before, so you guys will have time to come up with material and decent jokes referring to the team.
Have fun! This is meant to be lighthearted thread and they are to be taken as such. The offseason can be long and hopefully this series will provide some fun to pass the time. So roast away!!
I just wanted to say thanks to the mods for allowing me to talk to them about this series, and getting everything sorted out and fleshed out to allow this series to move forward as planned. For everyone who reached out asking about the state of the series thank you as well. I tried my best to keep you all informed and updated as things moved forward.
>mod responds to first post
>This thread is being allowed as an exception to the Humor post rule because it is the offseason and we saw some support for it after being removed. To be clear, this does not mean that rule is no longer in effect. Other humor posts will still be removed. All other rules still apply to this post, no personal attacks or fanbase attacks. Keep it to roasting the team, please. Just a team specific TTT :)
Everyone come laugh at /r/NFL
>>69280010
>>69280010
>going on reddit
>>69280010
No thanks mongoloid.
>>69279254
>>69279207
I live in the fucking south right now, you people have no place to tell me what this shit food is like.
>Thanksgiving here in Louisiana
>Go to gf's house, her parents are 100% cajun and devout Christians
>Pretty much every dish has crawfish in it of some kind
>They repeatedly scoff at my superior Californian heritage and say shit like "You don't have food like this where you come from, do ya boy?"
>Forced to eat this """food"""
>mfw realizing there was no way out until I scarfed it down
>Managed to find some stuff that tasted good or didn't really bother me like crawfish pie and flounder
>When we finally finished eating they of course start talking about LSU football, "We heard you was a football fan"
>gf's uncle kept bitching about the humid weather
>All the shit I said earlier about the people here basically rolled into one room
>>69280010
What is this "humor rule"?
>>69280010
>going to reddit
>>69280075
>tripfag
>>69280088
>tripfag
>>69280089
>tripfag
>tripfags who basically make an account to post here criticizing reddit
Good fucking lord
>>69280088
apparently you have to make serious posts over there, anything too "humorous" or "jokey" is deleted
>>69280133
cry about it some more
>>69280133
Thanks. Now go back to read it
>>69280160
>needs the attention of making a tripcode to post on an anonymous imageboard
>criticizes reddit
Is your account on there Popeye too?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/07/05/denard-robinson-found-asleep-in-car-after-driving-into-pond/
Police Find Jaguars Running Back Asleep Inside Car Sinking Into a Pond, Reports Say
>The Florida Times-Union reports that Robinson was found asleep behind the wheel of a car by police responding to reports about a car crashing into a pond early on Sunday morning. Neither Robinson nor his passenger were hurt.
>Per the responding officer, Robinson woke up and then went back to sleep after a knock on the window before eventually being roused from his slumber. The police report adds that both Robinson and the other passenger were reluctant to exit the vehicle despite the officer telling them that the car was sinking into the pond.
>jasg
>>69280080
You are just a bitch nigga. I better not see you in Atlanta. But I will see you at the Coliseum and we'll be cool.
........Meanwhile in Canada
>>69280184
I hear writing about it in your diary helps
>>69280210
I happen to like CFL. It sucks but it's fun.
>>69280195
Maybe I just have an irrational hatred for the south. The people, the accents, I just fucking hate it.
>>69280210
...Meanwhile in New Zealand
>>69276610
Don't forget literally the only play chip Kelly runs on 2nd and 3rd downs
I'm glad that fucking autismo is gone
>>69280265
Netball is better than the WNBA and we should have a professional league.
>>69280210
>>69280265
Meanwhile in Texass....
>>69280290
tbf this play works really well in madden because CPU corners can't cover slant routes to save their lives for some reason
maybe he was playcalling from there
>>69280265
what the fuck am I watching
>>69280310
That was only in Madden 15 where in any post route they'd make backhanded interceptions but in literally any slant they'd get BTFO.
>>69280322
New Zealand mating ritual
>>69280322
netball, its a variation on basketball played for the most part only in Australia/NZ. imagine the lowest form of elementary-school basketball, take away dribbling almost completely, and, as you can see, backboards, and you've got the idea. I hear it's almost 100% girl players for some reason.
>>69280322
Netball. It's a women's version of basketball.
>>69277314
Now would they beat an all time ring teams?
damn bruh i just had the best donut holes
>>69280325
i mean aggressive catch makes post routes OP in 16 but the inability to get in front of the WR on slant routes is still there, i rack up like 200 passing yards a game from PA Shot type plays with slanting routes
the only corner that i faced during a 16 game season that even makes an attempt on those was revis
>>69280389
lol fuck no
>>69280392
I used to play a mean prank. I'd get donuts and donut holes over at Dunkin, and I would superglue the holes into the donut and give them to people.
Never had popeyes chicken is it any good? I really like Cajun food.
>>69280430
Popeyes is like gas station chicken. Its alright but its not great.
>>69280423
I used to superglue staplers to my teacher's desks back in high school.
That and quarters to the floor at the mall. That would be some funny shit, watching the Paki guy from the tobacco shop out there with a hammer and chisel trying to get a single fucking quarter off the floor
>>69280430
it's pretty damn good for what it is
>>69280430
>>69280457
Popeyes has the best freedom fries, I'll unzip my dick at anyone who claims otherwise
>>69280193
why is it always the fucking jags?
>>69280508
Never had their fries, but the cole slaw was good. It's the chicken thats meh tier
>>69280430
Their biscuits are amazing.
>>69280481
I used to get a bowl of chocolate bars and chocolate laxatives an unwrap them and challenge people to play "Belgian roulette" with me.
>>69279011
hey hey hey, this aint soccer man
>>69280523
Biscuits were also meh
This man needs another owl
>>69280546
no one NEEDS an owl, esp people who have one already, but it would be cool if brees got one, i like him
>>69280546
That's not going to happen for a long time.
>>69279073
>being catholic
>good
pick one
>>69280535
Breh that's too much, you got to get M&M's and Skittles and mix them in a candy bowl at a desk and look at the pure disgust as your victim eats a handful
>>69280546
it's going to be much harder to face a Manning team in the owl now, though
>>69280580
I like skittles, m and m's and sour skittles together
>>69280587
Who said he has to face manning to win?
>>69280602
why is luke cage breaking iron fist's back? also who's that chick in the background? pronoun woman?
>>69276444
Not even trips can make me believe the Colts have a #1 offense.
>>69280423
I once got a coworker a 5 pound bag of sugar free gummy bears once as a prank gift. dumbass was stupid enough to actually eat them.
>>69280602
>this is considered a multi vitamin in Florida
>>69280637
My mortal enemy once bought me a box of my favorite truffles from London and laced the with LSD and I ate them and tripped out.
>>69280630
>pronoun woman
my sides
>>69280637
pic related, these fuckers are deadly
>>69280664
That was me Oingo, the author of all your pain
>>69280630
Racism
Also Playoff predictions
NFC
1. Seattle
2. Green Bay
3. Carolina
4. Cowboys
5. Vikings
6. Arizona
AFC
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Pittsburg
4. Texans
5. Colts
6. Jaguars
Super owl
Patriots vs Green Bay
>>69277314
I'm not even a Bears fan and you put urlacher instead of Butkus, you are fucking retarded
Pats Eagles broshipb owl incoming
>>69280701
oh god rodgers would choke so fucking hard in that owl, it would be glorious
>>69280701
>wop
>chnk
>spik
>>69280698
Actually it was an old-money enemy of mine. My rich Newman to my Seinfeld. His family and my family have been enemies for 60 years.
>>69277650
They forget what a beast he was, he forced rice out he was that good, James lofton give me a break
>>69280707
eagles 3rd super bowl loss confirmed
>>69280707
>mfw more rugby kicks and meme comebacks
>>69280736
Third?
>>69280715
Why does he have to play football to do that if you know what eye mean brah
>>69280389
do up your own list and we'll see. I have a feeling they will
>>69280764
1980 vs. Raiders
2004 vs. Patriots
2016 vs. Patriots, apparently
>>69280707
NO, no self respecting Eagles fan would form a broship with the habitual cheaters. You fucking disgust me.
>>69280651
>going after the fake Sneak
Wow you really are a tard.
>>69280778
I agree. Now kiss my ring from 1980, scrub.
>>69280767
>White people
>>69280787
I like fake sneak better than you. He's at least interesting
>>69276444
>he can finally slide
never gets old
>>69280777
triples confirm truth
Philadelphia will lose
Orson will return
>>69280796
>liberals
>people
>>69280820
I never asked for this
>>69277510
just like the WC
week long holiday,games on tv 24/7,parties,girls from other countries,beach and hopefully,sex
that is,if you live in Rio and isnt a leftist piece of shit that will stay home cutting wrists(they don't really,since they are hypocrites as fuck)
>>69280860
Kys meme stealer
>>69280820
>implying Orson ever left
>>69280860
No one asks for Lord KEK's blessing, but it is bestowed upon them anyway.
>>69280841
>Snowniggers
>People
How they ever managed to take over half the planet I will never know
>>69280764
third.
>>69280800
>I like fake sneak better than you
Join the club.
>yfw the Buncos miss the postseason
lucky they didn't miss it last year tbqh
>>69280894
>snowniggers
It's fucking lily white up here, fagotron.
>>69280841
>white "people"
>>69280800
He's dead on the inside. He lives in Florida
I am the real snaek nao
>>69280894
>half
>>69280937
Just like your trailer park
>>69280965
I was being generous. It was more like a 1/3 at most
Is Jon Ogden the biggest guy in the hall of fame?
>>69280996
>big guy you say?
>>69280963
nigga you as fake as Kevin Durant
>>69280996
He's a big guy
>>69281029
cringe
>>69281029
>Hating on Kevin Durant
Nigga you about to cross some fucking lines
>There are people who don't rate Alex Smith as a top ten QB right now
>There are people who haven't ever had Whitehouse chicken
I'm not sure of the correlation yet but I'm sure there is one
>>69281029
Calm down brah. Now is not the time for fear. That comes lAter.
>>69281067
figures you of all people would defend that two-faced bitch ass nigga
>>69280736
>>69280751
>>69280770
I'm better at getting (you)s than teke
>>69281047
Well it's me so...
>>69281067
As the great Based God once said, FUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAANT
>>69281075
Pff.
>>69281073
>whitehouse chicken
isn't that obama?
>>69281076
1. He's a Maryland guy, of course I'm going to defend him
2. Fuck you retard. If he chased the money you'd bitch about it, instead he chased a ring and you're still bitching about it. He was a free agent and he exercised his right to sign where he wanted as a free agent
>>69281109
Heh
>>69281104
Ahh you think frachises are your ally. The franchises have betrayed you.
>>69281096
>Teke
Inb4 E-Tiki-el Elliott
>>69281116
Maryland is a fucking pisshole m9, if you rep anyone from there you are dickriding dindu apologist. Fuck Maryland and the kikes who run it
2. He blew three straight games against Golden Shit and then signed with them despite already being on a championship team. If he wasn't such a pussy nigger and could play consistent ball OKC would have been in the finals this year. Him and Westbrick both gobble cock
3. He's an unsporting selfish cunt with no concept of teamwork
>that one madden player who started out as a OVR 75 or lower that you made a 95 or higher elite
Whats his name /sp/?
>>69281116
You think that gives you power over me? Do you feel in control
>>69281166
Krombopulos Michael
>>69281173
You may as well post that pic in the /hoc/ and /mlb/ general while youre at it
>>69281163
Maryland is alright. Baltimore is just the armpit of the state. Friend went there last year and literally saw a group of people get mugged in broad daylight on a broad daylight in supposedly a safe, busy neighborhood.
>>69281166
>Madden 07
>taking a scrub LB with high SPD and STR and move him over to DE
>75 to 95 with the click of a button
>>69281166
Video games are for nerds.
>>69281194
LE is so broken in Madden. I could have a OVR 99 RE and 80 LE and the LE will break the NFL record in sacks while the RE is lucky to get 5 sacks.
>>69281163
assblasted fly over detected
>>69281182
Old sneak had to go. I piss on his e-grave
I run /NFL/
>>69281228
Maryland's pretty flyover compared to places like New York, New England, or California.
>>69281240
i was talking about the OKC Thunder fan bitching about Durant, what does Maryland have to do with that?
>>69281239
You can't kill what you can't catch.
Too bad your bitch lame ass can't keep up.
Checkmate.
>>69281181
He's dead m8
>>69281240
>New England
>Not flyover
Nigga what?
>>69281270
He had a good run, literally killed all the competition
>>69281261
>>69281296
Pff.
Where's that bitch Lake been? I want her to apologize for doubting my wisdom when I correctly predicted Vic Beasley would be a bust
>>69281388
I heard she got killed in a shooting.
>>69281349
I saw that.
>>69281349
I saw that too
I too saw >>69281349
>>69281166
Dri Archer
Kemal Ishmael
Dave Davidson
Clive Walford
Tim Tebow
Holy fucking shit you trips are all cancer. This is the worst general I have ever seen. Go back to /r/nfl
>>69281474
>>69281441
>>69281410
What was it?
>>69281486
You must be really lame if this is the worst you've ever seen lol. There are far shittier threads than this in the general's history, you autistic sperg.
>>69281502
>Mia Khalifa dead
lol who cares about some porn star?
>>69281228
I live in Maryland you double nigger
>>69281531
Unzip to pay respects
*unzips dick *
>>69281531
>Savannah Gold will never come back
She recruits
>Denard Robinson found alive but unconscious in sinking car
Holy fuck
>>69281490
I didn't see it but I know what it was anyways.
>>69281635
You just NOW found out about it? lol we discussed that for hours now.
>>69281652
Cheese pizza?
>>69281661
I've been away obviously
>>69281602
>"I'm a sports fan!"
>Wear Raiders, Chargers, and 49ers shit
Not to mention
>Butterface
>Fake tits
>"Muslim" who pretty much has betrayed her religion in every conceivable way just by her career alone
She is an insufferable cunt.
>>69281695
Nigga you know damn well you'd fuck her
>>69281670
Yes, sure, it was cheese pizza. Then a wild Messi appeared and ate it, then left to go find some sprite.
>>69281695
I agree. Althought once I did make acquaintances with a porn star off-camera and she was very friendly.
>>69281721
Weird, pizza usually stays in the gamethreads, i didnt expect it to show up in a general
>>69281738
scuse me?
>>69281738
I guarantee it's that guy on his phone in Chicago. I heard from those who >do it for free that there's a guy in Chicago who spams CP and has a dynamic IP.
>>69276146
>tripfag copying from the reddit 'roast teams' thread
gg faggot
>>69281768
you know we have an archive, right?
>>69281661
where exactly did we discuss it m8? I've found only one post mentioning it in this thread and none in the last thread
More of this next year pls
>>69281798
>mfw the seachimps have never been the same since getting cucked by based god Brady
>>69281721
cringe
>>69281824
great contributions
POPEYES BABY
>Swing through Popeye’s, three piece and the cajun fries
>Exceptionally on sight, never stage fright
>Connections are nice, more plugs than a night light
>Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *.4chan.org/*, purchasing a self-serve ad, or buying a 4chan Pass.
>>69281848
Good ole Riff Raff.
>>69281853
>mfw I manually adblocked that notification
>>69281865
How? When I right click on it, it doesn't help.
>>69281865
>user was banned for this post
>>69281845
Stop stealing my catchphrases.
>>69276071
Teddy B is gonna fall flat on his face and still get a huge contract at the end of the year.
That's how pathetic the QB situation is in the NFL.
>>69281903
>my
cringe
>>69281855
Shit rapper (albeit intentionally)
GOAT taste in sunglasses
>>69281913
>blue powerade
eh. still bettter than the yellow one I guess.
>>69281921
I'm being so triggered right now
>>69281985
g-go snek
Bolts lowkey owl contenders
Cap this
>pic extremely related
>>69281994
Done with you.
>>69281999
While I respect your trips, I have my doubts.
>>69281999
>those trips
>that jersey
Bosa confirmed future GOAT
Watt on suicide watch
Your daily reminder Marlon McCree is still a wanted man.
>>69281999
If he busts I want to see your tears
>>69281999
To be completely honest, I completely forgot he was a charger. Thought he wound up being a brown for some reason
>>69282104
>mcree
>>69282056
Whisenhunt>>>>>>>>Reich
Defense was already pretty salty towards the end of the year.
Potential for "These guys dont even know where their homes gonna be" media wankery
Im basically basing this off that one game where Manning came back in like week 15
>>69282125
I'm surprised he didn't lol. Oh well, he'll be shit like anything Tom Telesco touches.
>>69282153
No offense man, but Whiz literally rode Kurt Warner's coattails to "success." A complete product of having a GOAT QB.
>>69282015
don't be so tsun snek, you know that having me around makes you look feel autistic by comparison, just like having you around makes me feel less depressing. no homo tho
>>69281798
if the cards and the rams can shit on the us12s at home then m-maybe >we finally can
>>69282151
It's Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon!
>>69282221
Not happening bub.
>>69282221
cmon now, don't you think it's a bit soon to start saying we're as good as the rasm, let alone the cards? save that for if week 1 turns out better than expected.
>>69281713
I never said I wouldn't. Most women are insufferable, doesn't mean I wouldn't smash.
>>69281726
Mainstream pornstar or some amateur?
>>69282311
Nina Hartley. I met her during my brief stint as a camera operator in the porn industry.
>>69282171
Shit head coaches usually make bretty good assistants. No more wasting time with injury reports and media and tv appearances. Just channel that play calling autism that got you promoted in the first place.
Besides, Ask Madden would be an upgrade from Reich
Lions > puckers
>>69282327
>I met her during my brief stint as a camera operator in the porn industry.
Top kek, you shot porn? Is it as messy as it looks? I've seen camera guys in behind the scenes get cum on them in close-ups and they have to keep rolling.
>>69282238
well the rasm swept them due to fisher troll magic and the cards got shat on so anything can happen
i do suspect >we'll meme all over the panthurs and/or cowshits and THEN suck the rest of the season
>>69282350
I worked for the company for about two years the last time I was in California. I was with my pal and stayed in Los Angeles, to my detriment.
>>69277314
>John Randle
>offensive line
wut......
>>69282366
It is pretty messy, and sweaty, and smelly. My third shoot ever was a DP scene and the whole room smelled like ballsweat.
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Tony Romo ain’t bout this, Tony Romo ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking HP and nem He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Tony Romo ain’t no hitta Tony Romo ain’t this Tony Romo a choke SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Tony Romo I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Witty and nem
>>69282445
why would he get his own face tattooed on the back of his head?
>>69282454
Why wouldn't you?
>>69282477
i wouldn't want to force other people to make eye contact with me
>>69282384
You get lots of boners?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI
Eggman is killing himself live, get in here. He took morphine.
>>69283419
>shut down
What even happened?
>>69276262
>>69276286
Deport Cowboys QB
ultimate kek
>>69283444
The guy who was streaming called "eggman" is popular on /r9k/, he got fired from his job and his gf broke up with him. He took morphine tablets, played Shrek 2 for a little while, then laid down to sleep.
About an hour into sleeping, the police came to his door (this literally just happened). They said someone from Canada called them and said he took pills and was going to kill himself. They made him shut down his stream and I think they are getting EMTs there to figure out if he took pills (he did). He denies taking anything, I wasn't there to see how many pills he took but people in chat were saying they were morphine tablets.
>>69283469
Top kek, someone already got video of the police raid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLmQge0B2RA
>>69283469
>/r9k/
Not even fucking once
>>69276262
Thats not how commas work
>>69283475
Cop definitely knows hes bullshitting. He wanted to take a look around by making sure the stream was cut. Slipped up mentioning losing his job.
He aint dyin today
>>69283513
There was no way he was going to die the second the cop showed up. The standard procedure on suicide calls is even if they tell you they dindu nuffin you still have to wait and let the EMTs draw blood.
T. Studying to be paramedic
>>69276297
Using mashed potatoes and gravy as a dipping sauce for biscuits
>>69276297
A god biscuit is buttery light and flakey and doesn't need anything else
Do you put a1 on your steak?
Is he the biggest meme coach?
>>69288018
yes, he was only hired to troll the jets
>>69276371
>>Your team
Browns
>>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Pats to specifically be the Boston Patriots, because I hate them but it's better than generically "New England"
>>Player you hate the most in the NFL
Cam Newton
>>Favorite player in the NFL
Hard to choose desu
>>69279312
Browns
50 cases of burr
>>69279312
Eagles
D-Cell batteries
>>69276371
>Your team
Eagles
>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Titans to OKC, renamed the Oilers
>Player you hate the most in the NFL
Used to be Cortland Finnegan but I guess I hate Pacman Jones/Vontaze Burfict
>Favorite player in the NFL
Gronk
>>69276371
>>Your team
Eagles
>>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Jags to England
>>Player you hate the most in the NFL
Tom Brady
>>Favorite player in the NFL
Honey Badger
>>69281388
>caring this much
why haven't you discovered your latent homosexuality yet, and have yet to kill yourself?
>>69276371
>Your team
Bills
>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Any team to Hawaii or Alaska would be cool
>Player you hate the most in the NFL
Tim Brody
>Favorite player in the NFL
None
>>69276395
It's literally just super fangasm for the diehards who want to see how the depth chart rounds out. Most casuals won't watch past the first quarter of any game
>>69293121
FOOTBALL
UP
ASS
>>69288609
>Pats to specifically be the Boston Patriots, because I hate them but it's better than generically "New England"
This. Nothing rustles my jimmies more than people from literally who irrelevant states like Maine and Vermont pretending their state has championships just because the Pats have "New England" in their name.
>>69282125
>>69282161
>Browns
Literally why, just because he played in Ohio in college?
>>69276395
Preseason serves two purposes:
>getting your rookies / FA signings some game experience so they can practice the new system
>making backups and undrafted FAs perform to know which ones will make the cut
Nobody actually gives a fuck about winning or losing in the preseason.
>>69276371
>Your team
Stillers
>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Ravens back to Cleveland
>Player you hate the most in the NFL
Julian Edelman
>Favorite player in the NFL
Cameron Heyward
>>69276371
>Your team
Burrs
>If you could force a team to relocate, who and where would it be
Chefs to OKC
>Player you hate most in the NFL
Aaron "I really, really like women" Rodgers
>Favorite player in the NFL
None
>>69276071
>DET:Zenner 'early front-runner' for big back job
Where did this article come from? I'm not seeing any sources.
>>69293553
>source: mlive.com
>>69278213
that's just real life pham
