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{FIGHT PASS ONLY CARD}
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69229645
News:
>Cat Zingano coming into UFC 200 with smarter mentality
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/blank-slate-cat-zingano-ive-always-kind-of-had-an-anxiety-toward-gameplanning
>Bisping's "fantasy fight" would be against prime Shogun with PRIDE rules
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/3/12089622/ufc-michael-bisping-all-time-fantasy-fight-would-be-vs-prime-shogun-rua-pride-rules-mma
>GSP admonishes fighters for settling on pay
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/3/12027054/georges-st-pierre-admonishes-fighters-for-settling-on-pay-why-would
Schaub is God
first for AMERICA
Schaub is God
fuck u dana
>>69233045
sleep tight uncle 13 posts early....
speaking of, it's fight week, post those embeddeds in the OP. embeddeds aren't news, they are essential veiwings
>>69233063
WHO /WONTBACKDOWN/ HERE????
>>69233049
BUDDEH,
Baba vs. Beet is literally the main event for the prelims on sherdog.com
Should Rogan fight Cody McKenzie or Wesley Snipes?
>>69233061
>>69233064
>>69233077
This is what happens when a meme is on its last legs
>>69233045
>no embedded
>not Rory fan edition with his heem in the op
Autist op are you even trying anymore?
>>69233083
HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>69233085
No, that was the main event until you bigger autists started forcing all these retarded fights no one cares about
>>69233085
how long till bellator has a trans LW title or a femtoweight 85lb division for men
>>69233089
Schaubposting has been around at least a year lad, don't hold your breath
Let it be known on this July 4th, the American Boy Chris Weidman is training every last fiber to exhaustion to get that belt back.
Won't
Back
Down
>>69233113
It also basically completely vanished for a few months and is on the verge of doing so again, probably permanently
Did Weidman back down in the rockhold fight?
I mean he took a beating but didnt stop after the 3rd round, then he got pounded again.
Is taking a beating backing down?
>>69233045
>Fourth of July
>Not /heem/: Chris Weidman Edition
Who /premiermindsofMMA/ here?
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROARRRRR
Joe Rogan vs Cody McKenzie
Rich Piana vs Brendan Schaub
CM Punk vs Mayhem Miller
Joe Son vs War Machine
Baba vs Beetlejuice
Shaping up to be one hell of an event
>>69233086
Snipes should fight seagal
>>69233122
You can't just come on the internet and make lies, I've been here the whole time
>>69233120
Wasn't he doing PR for autismo childs in hospitals?
who /cupcake/ here
>>69233143
MAIN EVENT
1.) Joe Rogan vs. Cody McKenzie
CO-MAIN EVENTS
2.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland
3.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana
UNDERCARD
4.) USA Grapplebro vs. TBD - GI ONLY RULES
5.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who
EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHTS LIVE ON SHERDOG.COM
6.) Koksal Baba vs. Beetlejuice
7.) 0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
8.) Mayhem Miller vs. Phil Brooks
9.) War Machine vs. Joe Son
PRE-EVENT FIGHT: LIVE AT APPLEBEES PARKING LOT
10.) Baba Poster vs. Faggot who Hates /HEEM/ 1
>>69233143
Stupid forced meme shit no one cares about
Even bigger stupid forced meme shit
Again stupid forced meme shit
More stupid forced meme shit
>>69233135
This 2bh family
>>69233162
You sound like you need a friend.
>>69233149
Literally non-existent shortly leading up to 194 and months after
>>69233162
I care.
KICK IN THE DOOR
WAVIN THE FOUR-FOUR
ALL YOU HEARD WAS
PAPA DON'T HIT NO MORE
>>69233170
>says the stupid fagot trying to force his awful memes no one cares about
>>69233162
Damn dude, chill out. Have a glass of water, breath, stop pacing around your room.
>>69233178
yup, I thought it died, sage posting had killed it, as a superior subject
Sage can save us, well that and 2 breakfast, steak and banana diet memes took over
>>69233183
And that's why you're a stupid fuck that no one takes seriously
>>69233200
>if i keep samefagging my severe Asperger's will be justified
>>69233190
Your life will profoundly improve once you have accepted Schaub. It was not easy for me at first, but I am very happy and grateful now. Schaub is my friend.
>>69233178
Face it lad, Schaub will always be relevant due to the regular podcasts he puts out, trying to promote another meme is too difficult, not enough regular content, Schaub is the answer
I'm 100% certain that these autists forcing unfunny shit don't even watch most events if any
retard city up in here
>>69233226
Schaub bless, my brother.
>>69233212
I love this one. What is it called?
>>69233252
"I'm 26 and still haven't lost my virginity"
>>69233184
>>69233184
WILL WE WITNESS FRANKIE WRESTLEFUCKING CONOR INTO OBLIVION FOR THE UNDISPUTED UFC FEDDAWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIT OF THE WORLD IN OUR LIFETIME???
I'm rooting for Frankie. Been my boy ever since his fight against Tyson Griffin.
Penn state is taking two belts this weekend.
Cap this post.
>>69233252
previous thread m8
>>69233233
yeah /heem/ was pretty good for a while and then some underage americans heard about it and it became shitpost central
>>69233045
Reminder that Sage is a munster on the feet, but shit on the ground and in the clinch
If he learns TDD and clinch work, he has a bright future imo
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Sage_Northcutt_vs_Bryan_Barberanna_UFC_on_Fox_18_Part_1/10120966
>>69233280
He is an insane athlete and still extremely young. I can see a 27 year old Sage Northcutt bring the greatest welterweight of all-time.
>>69233275
There's also some tripfags with severe aspergers that shit up every thread at every possible opportunity
>>69233305
this
>>69233294
Literally Phil Baroni tier
>>69233260
Frank bless, my brother
Schaub
succs
>>69233332
Nice try man. You'll get it next time. Schaub bless.
>>69233305
lmao i'm a great contributor to /heem/ its the autists like you obsessed with me that shit things up
just look at that fucking autist in the last thread
>>69233202
And you're a rude little cretin.
>>69233348
Schaub bless
>>69233158
>0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling
>>69233158
STACCED
NO NO
NOTORIOUS
>>69233352
No, you're a mega-autist that shits up threads and happens to also spam threads with webms
>>69233352
There's still no one that believes you werent samefagging
>>69233380
I believe him.
>>69233368
Conor shouldn't have walked out to that damn meme song, Hypnotize is one of the GOAT walkout songs, hope he goes back to it
>>69233399
*I believe me
Gastelum vs Hendricks
Who you got?
>>69233419
Hendricks 2nd round KO
SAY YOUR PRAYERS LITTLE ONE
DON'T FORGET MY SON
TO INCLUDE EVERYONE
>>69233377
ok bro you win, i'll never post another webm here
>>69233431
Please stop harrassing me
>>69233419
Gastelum by split decision
>>69233260
edgar wins, wrestle buggers the lepper, loses to max since max is more thick headed then him, he drops down again, beats TJ, then fights cruz.
Happy Fourth, /heem/.
It's time to make /heem/ great again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
>>69233280
needs to go train at more big gyms. trisatr and blackzillians is fine, but for his holes in his game. extreme, alliance, ATT, AKA or kings would be better.
shit for all it's outfighters JW has excellent wrestling.
sage world tour, eventually some shit will have to stick
PREMIER
Think we can get a Corn Nuts sponsorship?
>i dont enjoy listening to the premier minds of MMA muse about life
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
>King Nate isn't MMA's most gifted journalist alongside Luke Thomas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E9NLkbBeiE
Today my army starts! Wish me luck heembros. Im gone 2 weeks now.See yall faggots.
>>69233472
Happy fourth, brethren
>find out Condit will be fighting at 202
>HYPE
>against demian maia
noooooooooo, not that autistic bjj
>>69233166
Gracious
>>69233513
Stay safe bro.
>>69233045
http://www.mmalatestnews.com/waylon-lowe-becomes-first-man-test-positive-ped-use-asian-mma-promotion/
>the impossible has happened
/heem/ became worse than /tv/, congratulation.
It's really sad.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "premier" post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Eugene guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a youtube "personality". Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic mandrama NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "KNUCKLE UP!!!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>69233563
then leave
>>69233280
Totally natty
>>69233568
KEK
is that neetrex?
>>69233563
you said you were going to leave a long time ago, pierre
stop complaining and contribute something to the thread
>>69233565
I love it, brother
>being in the lost battalion
>>69233568
BASED Artem
>tfw /heem/ is in the lost battalion
>Last time I foot swept you and held your head on my dick like you were my bitch.
>>69233639
DC will be in the lost battalion if he loses to Jon again
DC
Brock
Tate
Aldo
Hendricks
LOST
KIIIIIIIING NAAAAATE
>>white people should feel guilty, its fucking horrible
>>69233506
>>69233490
>>69233478
>>69233158
>>69233137
>>69233603
>>69233619
>>69233683
>>69233699
Mods seriously need to ban this shit
go back to r/mma and bloodyelbow
>>69233713
O shit
202 press conference is this week
uber connor nutdragger will definitely make some sort of appearance.
>>69233713
the only thing the mods do on /heem/ is sometimes delete active threads because they were made early
UFC 200 picks when?
>>69233713
>being in the lost battalion
>>69233732
The best fight Jared Roshit has ever been in.
>>69233713
Yeah but all the schaub, penis, succ, and other autism is perfectly fine, right?
Tolerating some autism, is still tolerating autism
>>69233734
lol, will be break 200 picks? i have seen some big pick sheets, think 182 might have been the biggest of all time
>tfw i made all these webms
>>69233743
he also got heem'd by the black beast
Good morning /him/
Happy Fight Week
>>69233080
How much to convince him to ditch free agency and sign exclusively with /heem/?
>>69233755
Schaub shitposting is old as fuck and needs to die too, but at least it's something more than forced unfunny shit by 1 or 2 people spamming threads
>>69233798
>but at least it's something more than forced unfunny shit
And that'd be????
>>69233184
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>69233817
The point is schaub has an actual fanbase and is much more relevant than some shitty nobodies people don't give a fuck about
>>69233833
All memeposting is awful, no one here even listens to Tfatk
VERY IMPORTANT POLL (4th JULY EDITION)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10661312
http://www.strawpoll.me/10661312
http://www.strawpoll.me/10661312
>>69233833
>actual fanbase
15 yr olds
>>69233853
Still not the fucking point.
>>69233884
Yes, see above.
>>69233472
Happy America day Ameribros
>>69233901
>Still not the fucking point
So what is your point? That schaubposting is cool because retarded normies find it funny when literally no one here does?
ALPHA
Knuckle up faggots
>all this shitposting
>all these american flags`
10 y/o kids have taken over heem, sad and embarrassing t b h
>>69234011
Here's (You)r (You)
>>69233943
This really bothers people. Could you stop?
>I get offended by pictures and words
>>69233585
I still go on /heem/ from time to time because even if I'm not active as before I still love the sport and I won't go on sherdog. It's just all the forced shit spammed in every thread for months, people creating 3 threads at the same times, no actual discussion... There's still good heemsters but I guess I can't handle that shit anymore and it makes me sad because we enter the goat fight week and I wish I could share my joy for it with my friends here but I think I'll watch the cards alone on my couch and maybe check /heem/ later for some webms. At the end I'm just an old loser regretting the good old days like every losers do, live in the past.
I've been watching old Bond films and the hand to hand combat is hilarious. It's half voodoo judo shit and half we-couldn't-afford-fight-choreography. Makes you really appreciate the flying omoplata in Kingsman.
>>69234077
You were a horrible shitposter, stop romanticizing yourself just because you didn't force the worst memes in the history of /heem/
>>69233364
>Schilling didn't just get heem'd by a kickboxing novice on his debut
>>69233927
wow these captchas are bugged haha
>we want the /heem/ audience
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
alpha cuckold
Who /America/ Here? Happy Independence Day lads
does anyone here not have a fightpass account and need one?
i don't have a fightpass account and i don't need one
>>69234361
what r u saying
what do you guys think of the chael podcast?
listened to some short clips on youtube and it sounds pretty good
>>69234410
garbage
i fucking hate chael
>>69234361
y-yeah can I have one?
>>69234435
why so?
>>69234400
i'm saying i'm holding, u looking?
btw with these cracked accounts you can buy anything, fightpass itself, the ppv's, etc.
be careful
>>69233419
my boy
>>69234470
Do they belong to real people?
>>69234470
or if you look in their purchase history and theyre a ppv buyer, u can just piggyback off their buy and use the ufctv.py to pipe the ppv through vlc
>>69234438
here u go bud just activated fightpass on this one
[email protected]:Bollocks
>>69234504
thanks
>sit on my porch in the sun for dat vit D
>some fucking bird comes and splashes some water on me
should've I heemed the bird lads
>>69234504
Reminder to use a manager like KeePassX to generate and store secure passwords in so this doesn't happen to you.
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Passwords#Password_managers
Goodnight, /heem/
>>69234615
what a cute little girl
https://youtu.be/uqq35r_DtBo
couple street fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWjoDdM0BjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnbmsc44oDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvGnia7sQjc
why is the p4p best always a young guy?
>>69234908
define young
>>69234654
>let's take a look at the shedshule
is that how you pronounce it in britbongland?
>>69234862
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnbmsc44oDQ
wut at first I thought he was some mulatto but at the end he looked white
>>69234908
in your 20's
>>69233438
barberena is my boy. when will he fight again?
>>69234862
theyre clearly train fights buddeh
who /waterheem/ ?
some nice overhands there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfJ75XQIIW4
>>69235152
fucking slavs
>watching Joe Rogan's video on "cucks"
>find this in the comments
Okay, which one of you cucks is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9UT5JMI4s
>>69234960
>that fucking Mexican that jumps in and starts punching the guy
>>69235275
You did......
>>69235317
>implying I have a jewtube account
>implying I'm a Mohammed
>>69235170
Magyars are not Slavs you dumb Paki.
>>69235360
Its Greece vs Croatia
>>69235275
>cuck porn
>sometimes they suck dick too
We know which ones rogan is watching, closet homo faggpt.
>>69235275
say what you want but joe is browsing /pol/
>>69235275
>ngannou cuckposter is actually a muslime arab
it all makes sense now
>Goober fanbase
>>69235950
why are normies so stupid?
>>69235275
>there are smelly paki's in these threads
right lads im off to do some work
do you guys think some day we will witness dee devlin's naked body?
>>69235950
he's a big guy
>>69236158
For you
Reminder that on July 9th Jones will promise he'll get his belt back and never will.
>>69236428
fedor please
>>69236030
Nate sure does on a regular basis.
>I just know he’s a rich, privileged white boy, and as soon as he gets in there and gets hit and sees some adversity thrown into his face, I think he’s going to crumble
chek dem privlidgez white boi
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/if-kevin-lee-can-find-enrique-marin-sage-northcutt-is-going-to-have-a-new-opponent
>>69236158
neet
https://youtu.be/Gp9UT5JMI4s
>>69236489
>privileged
lol having to work hard everyday since you're 3 isn't privilege
>>69236489
oh wow sage is going to get beat up by a jealous nigga
>>69236773
No he's not. Lee already got heem'd since that comment. Sage would destroy him.
>>69236592
I actually got recommended this shit on YouTube
>>69235977
That's not a normie
>>69236548
he destroyed you for not wasting half your waking hours at a job
hey
>>69236916
hi :^)
Feels good to have a card like this, especially with Brock in it.
Means no one will pull out with such a paycheck at stake.
I'm a time traveler from the future. DC gets TKO'd in the first round.
>>69236548
its fucking july 4th bud, i work tuesday, wednesday, and thursday
(took friday off for fights)
>Joanna is a good fighter
Whether Eddie is able to check/catch RDAs leg kicks will be the story of the fight.
>>69237201
>claudia gemandia
will win
oh that paige!
Thoughts on Joanna?
Happy 4th of July heemsters and memesters. Have a comfy morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkuMmJm5xQk
>>69237383
>they didn't permaban that robot
thanks for ruining my morning
So is there any hope in the universe that Chicago Phil will win, or will Gall murder him in the first round.
>>69237370
literal corpse/female joker
Who here /wagecuck/ and what is your plan for FITE WEEK?
>booked friday off work
>didnt tell wife
>shes also working sat+sun
>Watch RDA vs Alvarez FN on Friday in the day after having a few weed fueled wanks
>stay up to watch TUF finale fueled on beer and weed
>sleep until 200 starts then watch that the same way
It's gonna be so spicy
>>69237423
why didnt they have him fight sage i'll never understand
>>69237243
>I'm a bitch that no one wants to date so I'm going to make excuses for myself
>>69234001
>its beat down!
>time!
always gets me
>>69237437
yep literally looks like a mortician worked on her
>>69237448
34 and lifelong jobless
swimming, fishing, family coming over
>>69235275
KEK
>>69237243
>I'm 22 and available guyz
>>69237423
Hard to visualise a scenario in which he wins.
>>69237457
Being a mandrama fan, the idea of a Punk fight intrigued me. He's kind of a pussy bitch IRL with a passing interest in fighting, so I wanted to see if he could train himself to the point where he could beat cans.
But it's been like 2 1/2 years and so now I sorta just want him to get this over with so he can go wrestle a brief stint in NJPW or something.
>>69233713
>>69233738
Its hilarious because it perfectly fits the meme hating aussie
>>69236489
are white ufc fighters allowed to call other fighters black boys without getting fined/suspended?
Casual reminder that advertising is illegal on 4chan and we should all do our part to report any posts that contain advertising.
>>69237643
no thanks i don't like to hang out with statists
>>69237588
Wrong Aussie mate, that's me.
Watch me make the children dance.
The DC meme isn't funny, never has been and never will be.
There isn't even a joke.
>>69237661
they believe in small government
>>69237675
>heem84
>is still conscious when ref stops in
delete this
Does Chris Wideman's dad still claim ownership of him?
>>69237651
>unironically having a firecracker up your butt over posts making fun of an internet MMA show
>>69237672
i believe in none like a real fight fan
>>69237675
johnny could have easily took some time there even though the nutshot didn't connect so that was nice of him
>>69237734
who's going to build the roads?
I'm watching Wimbledon and you can totally see this federer guys penis.
He's no mcgregor if you know what I mean.
>>69237749
>wanting roads
>>69237754
post mcgregor proof
is he rockhold comparable?
>>69237716
>implying most heem doesn't think TKOs are heems
>implying it really matters
>>69237605
be careful
>tfw hungry
>tfw want to go outside and get some burger and fries
I dont want to cheat lads, what do
>it's /heem/ starts to stray close to the topic of its shit tier political beliefs episode
don't le do this
>>69237754
is it more exciting than kickball?
>>69237780
what's ur max bench?
>>69237791
426
>>69237791
Yeah way more action than divegrass
They have a lot of smash matches though
>>69237766
Let's just say he's a big guy
And I think that rockhold picture is shopped
>>69237789
Still butthurt eh bernout?
103 degrees F (Fahrenheit) with humidity factor should i clean the lanai or continue posting on /heem/ until the burgers are ready
>>69237819
should have kept her chest
>>69237819
what sport u talkin bout m8
>>69237851
who this?
i wanna say yves edwards and jeremy stephens but that's wrong
>>69237888
Wimbledon
>>69237908
>tennis
who cares
>>69237933
shit but better than soccuck
>>69237950
I like handegg
>>69237860
>implying that in any way deviating from the /pol/ cookie cutter makes you a bernie supporter
>all webms where nigger beats higher race
Is that cuck thread?
>>69238029
lmao stay mad about your inferior physical genetics tumblr whiteboi
>>69233583
What the fuck did Olaf finally die?
Who you guys got? Black Beast or Nelson?
>>69238078
Crocock always has deep ko's.
>>69238116
Roy
He just has too many ways to win.
I love the black beast though so if he gets a heem I'll be happy
>>69238116
Lewis
People act like Nelson has a unbreakable chin, but he's been KO'd recently by Hunt, and I like the younger, fresher brawler with less wear on his chin in this case
I think the Gonzaga fight proved that Lewis isn't hopeless on the ground
>>69238078
i hate the way hes head bounces off the canvas
https://soundcloud.com/thepodcastwithnoname
Godden/Hardy podcast thing
>>69238162
He's got legit grappling credentials but honestly, has he ever won a fight in the UFC by utilizing it? Last time I remember him taking anyone down was Kimbo on TUF when he hooked his leg after Kimbo threw a dumb ass knee to the body. He only ever wins by connecting with that right hand and I have Lewis as a big favorite when it comes to the stand up.
>>69238212
jesus christ, even in defeat he looks smug as fuck
so happy he got heemed
>>69238252
Felt bad for him when his dad died soon after he lost
>>69238338
His dad died?
>>69238414
it was all over the place man were you living under a rock
>>69238440
I try to stay away from the gossip rag part of MMA.
You now remember Chael Sonnen lost a title fight to Anderson Silva then got a title fight against Jon Jones straight away
>>69238491
Which he would've won if he managed to coast 2 more minutes, effectively making him the LHW champ.
>>69238511
Story of Shaels career, would have beat Anderson if could have survived getting subbed while in top position for 2 more minutes,
>>69237844
>And I think that rockhold picture is shopped
whatever helps you sleep at night
>>69238470
>family death
>gossip
When did /heem/ become /mean/?
You underaged Americans are so ill-spirited.
>>69238229
He took Barnett down twice in their fight
Although he didn't do anything on the ground at all and Barnett got up pretty quickly too
Nobody ere can 'andle my riddem
>>69233162
>implying you wouldn't watch the shit out of this and replay it for a week later
Heem yourself ASAP
jon jones had a dick up his ass so i pulled it out and sucked him over the head with it
>>69238885
fuck did you just say?
>>69239036
RETARD STRENGTH
>>69238629
Shael undisputed theoretical 2 division champ
which sport's fans would you like to heem?
fuck eddie alvarez
>>69239288
Soccer
>>69238178
DELET THIS
DELET THIS
DELET THIS
DELET THIS
DELET THIS
DELET THIS
>>69239324
this
never cared for that roider
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12046796/sage-northcutt-says-loss-to-bryan-barberena-was-a-fluke-would-ve
Fuck RoiDA
Gassed up cunt is getting heem'd thursday
>>69239419
>Sage gaining confidence and speaking out for himself
lads
he's going to be the next chael sonnen at this rate
Post yfi Hendo heems Britping again.
>>69239412
Cyborg thicc af desu
>>69239455
Nah, he's going to lose three of his next four by submission and get cut and we'll be discussing him the same way we do Roger Huerta
>>69239472
Lmao it looks like a face
>>69239472
he works out 6 days a week why doesn't he look like sage
>>69235395
greeks arent slavs either
>>69239543
this
>>69239419
>that roll after he subbed sage
I like this cheeky guy.
>You now remember Ronda Rousey
lmao
>>69239419
theres nothing wrong with being confident guys
this guy is just 20 his reaction is normal
>>69240134
Was that during the Pfister fight?
>post yfw you don't have 8 to 10 buddies to watch the fights with this week and will probably end up just streaming them by yourself in your apartment
>>69240172
nope that's his first amateur fight
>>69240172
Are you joking? Did Sage get tko'd against Pfister? Why would you think this gif is from that fight?
How the fuck was GSP-BJ a split?
>>69240264
good feel.
gonna stock up on super unhealthy snacks and drinks. Took Wednesday to Friday off as well.
gonna be super /comfy/
I've been on raw salmon and coffee all day. I feel invincible. Who wants to 1v1 me?
>>69240264
>>69240556
I'm actually OK with it too. I used to try to find sports bars near me that show the fights (none of my friends watch MMA, btw so I'm gonna be solo regardless) but they're always ridiculously packed and it's more trouble than it's worth.
At my place, I can be as comfy as I want
>>69240529
BJ got ripped the fuck off
GSP fought like a faggot in Round 3
>>69240692
You (eu)
>>69240712
How many pastas a day must one consume to enter Sakara mode?
>>69240562
you have salmon in bulgaria?
Oh to the fag traded in his rory trip for a koreshkov trip since rory lost. I thought it was a different guy.
Here's the Dan Hardy breakdown for RDA/Alvarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ3IgGsa-34
You now remember Bobby Green
>>69239324
Can't wait to see post USADA Eddie
Who here won't be able to watch 200 live? I'm having 3 exams this weekend, so...
I'm watching UFC 200: It's Time and did Anthony Boudain have a cold when they recorded him? Or are they using tools to make his voice lower?
Great show so far. I'm only about 5 minutes in. They're showing some great stuff with DC and Jones.
Happy 4th of July to all my Burgerbros in here.
(and yes, I'm aware that half of the flag is Mexican. Sorry for that.)
>>69241470
the Jones/DC segment is the only good one imo, with Fronkie/Joesay taking second place.
>>69241701
Don't ever apologize for Tito's flag. That flag is iconic. Tito is a great American. I met him and Dana at Rammstein AFB back in 04.
The Jones stuff is so good.
Jon
Jones
>>69240264
>apartment
lol
I'm
cummin
>>69240264
goriller
Thoughts on this man?
>>69242745
Did you know the OJ Simpson sports memorabilia "heist" went down at the Palace Station Casino? I learned it last night watching the ESPN documentary. Outstanding miniseries.
>>69241330
Why is it so hard for blacks to respect others?
>>69242844
sub-human sacks of shit
>>69238511
>>69238629
I want to live in the alternate universe where Chael reigns as a two division champ. The shit talking would be glorious
>>69242844
institutionalized racism
>>69242898
>mfw this happens
>HW champ: Brock
>LHW champ: Chael
>MW champ: Chael
>WW champ: Conor
>LW champ: Conor
>FW champ: Conor
>BW champ: Cruz
>FW champ: division gets dissolved
daily reminder /succ/ is a reddit meme
>>69242844
A better question is why is jason herzog letting him lean on him like that.
>>69240264
Not me tbqh.
>>69242853
>the brave us
Yes it's because of heroes like Page that we're the "home of the free."
>>69240264
Just get on heem speak senpai, it's like watching with your friends but with xtra banter.
>>69242853
her brother isn't free
Does memesha have any chance of winning? Why does she say she is a confident person if she has breast implants?
Brock is bock
>>69243066
Maybe he's his wife's son's father and they're buddies
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
>>69242853
What is your least favorite weight class, /heem/?
Hard Mode: Excluding FLW, WBW, and WSW
>>69243460
this is on luke's twitter
>>69233415
what happened here? why is he shaking?
>>69243533
"I'll be brock"
>>69237829
Wow, did he die?
>>69243565
break dancing
>>69242745
pretty cool mobster
Believe you me.
So, who are the good guys here?
Jones - Cormier
Brocc - Hunto
Frankie - Aldo
Miesha - Nunes
Cain - Browne
>>69243533
Why does no one ever post a web or gif of this?
>>69233237
>mfw that isn't even edited
>>69243878
The faces are DC, Hunt, Frankie, Miesha, Cain.
>dr?
REALLY?
what a pompous ass
there are literal medical doctors who don't do that
MY BOY is plotting to take over WW. Calm and calculated.
>>69243987
Ok but he has a phd so he gets to us the Dr. Suffix. So what?
Remember how /heem/ unanimously thought that Conor is gonna beat Nate?
Same is going to happen with DC vs Jones fight. DC is going to ruin that bum.
>>69243878
i liked hunt before he started bitching about steroids. its like hes already prepared his excuse
Thoughts?
>>69244140
check my stats bro
>>69244137
thanks literal jim
you want to be confrontational about this we can go that route.
>>69244070
it takes a lot of energy to be a can crusher
>>69244137
>Suffix
is hunt gonna /heem/ this dude or what?
>>69244140
>unanimously
It was like 70/30
still pretty casual though
>>69243987
faggot
>>69244190
You fucking take that back.
>>69243987
He just got it a month ago...in history of all things.
>>69244197
nope hunt is probably going to get heemed himself. after the match brock is going to call out overeem
Is a PhD in history just a big swinging dick for showing in academia? Does it have other purpose?
>>69243878
cormier
hunt
frankie
misha
browne
>>69244465
>browne
>good
>>69244521
he's really good at beating his wife
>>69244521
why
>>69244137
>>69244234
Do either of you brainlets have doctorates? I bet not.
>>69243878
cormier
hunt
both
miesha
cain
>>69243460
>>69243513
yes Luke says he follows Rich Piana.
>>69244158
Soon as tickets go on sale I'm gonna watch it in CLE because it'll be the first big MMA event here. All I really have to say.
>>69244643
I bet you don't either. Wow we sure settled that dick measuring contest quick.
>>69244643
no only a bachelors in memecrobiology
>>69243878
DC
Hunt
Frankie
Miesha
Cain
>>69244711
>Soon as tickets go on sale I'm gonna watch it in CLE
What did he mean by this?
>>69243878
Jones (DC is such a faggot)
Brock (I fucking hate Hunt)
Frankie (p4p king)
Nunes for not having fake breasts
Cain for not loving Ronda
>>69245026
>I fucking hate Hunt
why
>>69245026
>Cain for not loving Ronda
que?
>>69244841
>just looked it up
>it's now over $58,000/year to go there
>>69245026
fuck hunt
>>69244158
I'm going with my padre. Gonna see Stipe get his ham sammich. Stoked.
>>69245187
derp
>>69245190
who /accounting/ here?
>>69245273
dead sport
>>69245273
"it's time"
shit card to be honest
>wmma
>jones cucking DC again
>40 year old heavyweights
>>69245295
aaaaah forgot he was fighting Browne for a while.
This card fucking sucks
http://www.sherdog.com/events/UFC-200-Cormier-vs-Jones-2-47285
>UFC 200
>>69245326
>>69245340
one thing to consider though is that despite significantly less buzz on google, 196 only fell 100,000 buys short of 100
the one thing 196 and 100 seem to have in common is that they pulled the casuals who only care about mandrama trashtalking
dana knew how to attract them, which is why he intially tried to make conor-nate 2 the main event
since conor wouldn't play along and hype the fight up for the casuals, he had it changed to something more "hardcore" fans would care about
>>69245553
it's a stacked card, you're a retard and a casual if you think otherwise
>>69244357
It makes you look cool compared to your low life co-workers at burger king. Unless you're a professor. Otherwise the degree is basically toilet paper.
>>69239927
> not voting for the god emperor
> declaring opposition to the messenger
> risking the curse of kek
Not even once
>>69245553
>Diego
>Gomi
>Mousasi
>in pre-prelims
>>69245563
He hasn't even tried hyping 200 up to casuals desu
All he needed was a few meme press conferences but he didn't bother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>69245553
it really is shit to be honest, i'm glad i don't pay for cards
>>69244892
203 is in Cleveland OH, AKA CLE
Who is the most ovverated fighter?
>>69245696
she said she doesn't like the idea of voting for a reality tv show guy, but she literally voted for roseanne barr
>>69245916
Demetrious johnson
>>69245901
>Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones (ic)
8
>Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
9
>Miesha Tate (c) vs. Amanda Nunes
0
>José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
9
>Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
7
>Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Peña
0
>Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
7 for the memes if Hendricks loses
>T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assunção
8
>Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marín
7 for the memes if Northcutt gets heemed
>Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
justbleed/10
>Gegard Mousasi vs. Thiago Santos
5
>Jim Miller vs. Takanori Gomi
5
Rate how excite you are for each fight out of 10
>Main Card
Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones (ic)
Brock Lesnar vs. Mark Hunt
Miesha Tate (c) vs. Amanda Nunes
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
>Prelims
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Peña
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assunção
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marín
>Early Prelims
Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
Gegard Mousasi vs. Thiago Santos
Jim Miller vs. Takanori Gomi
>>69245957 response to >>69245976
>>69245597
it's a meme reddit card for "serious MMA fans" it should be fun bangers instead
>>69246029
Thanks
The UFC need to make a bigger deal of the fact that BROCK LESNAR is back ffs
I feel like no one even knows and those that do don't even know when 200 is
>>69245976
>jon jones
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''interim''''''''''''''' champ
dc is a cuck
>>69246040
your entire life is a stale meme
i can't believe people are putting money on cormier
>>69246040
You're a gigantic retard
>>69246100
brock is gonna get heem'd
he hasn't trained in 5 years
Hunt will murder him
>>69246071
>that pic
hello hassan
>>69246155
I'm putting my life's savings on DC
>>69245916
probably RDA right now
Ranked 5th P4P and has defended the belt once and it was against Cerrone, the master of crushing cans
>>69245976
>main card
9, almost as much for people to stop spamming succ memes as for the fight
6, mandrama vs mma
4, wmma
8, spicy
6, two high ranked hws i don't really care about
>prelims
piss break
6, should be a technical and reasonably engaging bout between two skilled welterweights
8, spicy
6, chance to see how sage has improved if at all
>fp prelims
9, potentially very spicy
7, most underrated fight on the card
4, has the potential to be spicy but probably won't be
>>69246252
I agree with pretty much everything you said my friend
Lads this Its Time thing is bloody good
>>69246252
>for people to stop spamming succ memes
>thinking this will happen
>>69238178
He looked pretty shit on the ground against Gonzaga
His overall takedown D and sprawling have improved though but I doubt either of them go the ground for any reason other than the obvious
>>69246298
not during the event, but a week or three afterwards, the meme will fizzle out of existence
>>69241383
You did in the Pettis fight
DC is a bad knees 37 year old fat manlet
A running himself into the ground Jon Jones beat him last time
Now you're probably getting an even better version of Jon Jones who is literally in his prime
who the fuck is betting on DC? of course he could possibly win but why bet actual money on him
>>69246210
be prepared to do that
>>69246297
this
the ufc should do this type of promo more often
>>69246343
did you watch his performance against osp m8
>>69246511
yeah he 50-45'd a guy not even 10 people on the planet can compete with
Tfw idgaf if you can't let me get close
>>69246343
if Jones had fought DC instead of OSP in his return, DC would have won
DC hits hard enough that he does have the potential to win, as slim as those odds might actually be in reality. But DC is an underrated striker mainly because of how good his wrestling is.
>>69246325
doubt it m8, if anything the event and what DC/Jon will say before/during/after it will fuel the meme for several weeks longer than it would've lasted otherwise
>>69246040
Diego Sanchez vs Joe Lauzon and Jim Miller vs Takanori Gomi are the fucking definition of "fun bangers"
What more do you want?
>>69246567
remember steakposting
as jones and dc fade from immediate relevancy, people will forget about succposting
>>69246555
Overlooking the issue i see
>>69246565
>if Jones had fought DC instead of OSP in his return, DC would have won
Shut up.
>>69246555
and he's fighting someone not even 2 people on the planet can compete with
>>69246645
he would have though
>>69246631
steakposting only died out because bigg rigg lost
if dc beats jones the succ meme will hit an all time high peak
>>69246708
NEW
>>69246726
>14 posts early
>>69246772
>700 posts early
>>69246631
this >>69246717
Steakposting was about how steaks made Hendricks better
When he lost, the meme was broken
When DC pull's down Jon's Reebok™ shorts and sucks his Monster Energy™ can in the octagon on July 9th, the meme will be 1000 times stronger
>>69246904
steakposting was literally NEVER about the steaks making Hendricks better lol
>>69246971
eat your potatoes
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