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7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez - [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST] {FIGHT PASS ONLY CARD}
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69200203
News:
>Cat Zingano coming into UFC 200 with smarter mentality
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/blank-slate-cat-zingano-ive-always-kind-of-had-an-anxiety-toward-gameplanning
>Bisping's "fantasy fight" would be against prime Shogun with PRIDE rules
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/3/12089622/ufc-michael-bisping-all-time-fantasy-fight-would-be-vs-prime-shogun-rua-pride-rules-mma
>GSP admonishes fighters for settling on pay
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/3/12027054/georges-st-pierre-admonishes-fighters-for-settling-on-pay-why-would
1st for OP is an autist
2nd for Jones / DC ultimate trash talk comp
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jjce9
>im not crying im just sober
so many no homo moments
Schaub is God
>>69229698
So nice to see every single meme on /heem/ come crumbling down including Schaub
back to eddie alvarez after we got derailed by autism
eddie has a fantastic chin and instincts
6th for Rory/Koreshkov Fan is a cuck
>>69229723
people who only know him from ufc thinks he's a boring decision fighter which is hilarious
he did kinda kill his own stock the way he fought pettis but at the end of the day all about the W
>>69229723
I wonder why his performances in the UFC have been so lackluster in comparison with the ones he had in Bellator
>>69229734
What the fuck happened to Sergei.
If that fat cunt Hunt can get himself over as a contender then Kharitonov could have done some things too.
>>69229756
He fought Pettis the way Pettis has been neutralized almost every time
Guida, Dos Anjos, Gilbert for the first round until he started getting wild and sloppy, Eddie
If you can wrestlefuck Pettis and/or pass his guard, that's probably more than half the battle
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660175
>>69229795
Signed with Bellator, got injured en route to making his debut.
>>69229807
i'm hyped for UFC 200, but not moreso than any other card
it has a solid lineup, but the mayweather-pacquiao hype isn't there
>>69229780
Stricter drug testing
Probably also more hesitant to get into Chandler like brawls again, he looked like absolute shit in both of those (aesthetically) and probably got his noggin rocked too much
>>69229698
Not for long.
>>69229823
>Mayweather-Pacquiao hype
In terms of normies or for you? Because I lost complete hype for that fight years before it happened. I mean I still wanted to see it, but I wouldn't be bummed if I missed it at all
Thank you, OP
I used to be a "the op doesnt matter" autist like many others
But now I have converted thanks to your work and dedication
TYBOP
>>69229862
in the 30 years of browsing this website i have never seen a meme as spectacular as this one is.
fucking eye hemorroids man
What would you do to CM Punks wife?
>>69229866
"The OP matters"
>>69229827
>>69229858
not meant to be a reply to you, was just trying to upload it
i agree with your assessment
>>69229723
eddie's chin and recovery really are top notch
and he learned a lot from this fight, improving his weaknesses for the next fight
>>69229827
I think he just learned that it's much better for him long-term to play it safe instead of getting wild and getting himself into trouble like in the Dida, Chandler and Kikuno fights.
Sucks for the fans but at LW in UFC getting reckless like that could fuck up any hopes he has of a title shot.
>>69229880
A good OP means a good thread
I see a good thread so far
Be jealous that no one goes to your shit threads
>>69229908
"the OP is important"
>>69229878
What would Ngannou do?
That's the question...
>>69229862
is there more?
Stream?
>>69229918
have really strange issues with his pant legs apparently
reminder that negative attention is still attention
>>69229756
The fight with giblert is underrated
He totally neutralized Pettis and his kicks as mentioned above
/heem/ sleeping on Alvarez
This is Mike Goldberg, someone on the street told me 2 come here and check this place out.
I assume this place is like Reddit and you can AMA anything
Ask away!
>>69229956
>/heem/ sleeping on Alvarez
pretty sure heem just wants him to lose because three of his last four fights have been split decisions lol
>>69229966
why are you so shit at commentating
>>69229949
I miss the brief period of Cruz/Monsterposting
>>69229876
thank you
>>69229924
new bread
Schaub is God
>>69229991
i miss neetrex and eserex
>>69229966
Q: What's the difference between Mike Goldberg and a bag of shit?
A: The bag. EVERYTHING ELSE IS VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL.
is conduit a meme fighter
>>69229894
Fuck me chandler hits like a truck. Right hand barely looked like it touched him.
>>69229983
Dude Fuck you
>>69230022
No
He has shit TDD though, and will get UD'd by Maia or subbed late
>>69230022
no, he is just at the end of his career, prime condit is a natural born killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0
The knees on the ground 3 point rule is so stupid
As evidenced in the Nate Diaz vs dong hyun Kim fight and many others.
where did the trip go
>>69230058
Nothing as sweet as watching memelock specialists getting BTFO when they face someone who isn't a retard on the ground.
I'm just waiting for Ryan Hall to get a Hansen special to the dome the next time he tries a memeroll.
you almost just wanna sit back and watch sokoudjou and soak it all in
>>69230065
ufc 200 embedded
>>69230097
Probably got BTFO again by the mod
>>69230108
his gloves were loaded during that hamill fight imo, that KO and the hulk hands were fishy
>>69229698
Schaub Bless, my friend.
>>69229709
Schaubposting has serious staying power, accept it lad.
Has anyone ever watched a will brooks fight?
>>69230116
I know that was the joke lol
>>69230148
go for it pal
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Marcin_Held_vs_Willie_Brooks_Bellator_145_Part_1/10112486
Which MMA fighter will get a biopic that will go on to be hailed as a classic?
>woooh you thought I was big then?
>wait till you feel me now
>you now remember Tommy Wauchope
>>69230148
I watched him in some Japanese show, before his Bellator run.
dana tipped this guy $500, what a lad
https://youtu.be/gJTB3L91hYY
around 1:40
>>69230194
baka Krazy Horse is the only answer desu senpai
>>69230065
Why is everyone at Jackson-Wink such a tool
>>69230193
Eh, no thanks bud.
Let me know how it goes though.
>>69230194
The Crippler
>>69230194
Evan Tanner
>>69230194
It's already out my man
>>69230097
watching the alvarez vs chandler fights, making some webms n chilling bud
at a cookout right now desu, shooting off some fireworks
happy birthday america
>>69230208
how good is he?
whats his fighting style?
Leave Brendan to me.
>anime fans discussing fighting
this is a new level of autism
>>69230246
that guy looks nothing like aldo wew
i would actually like to watch that movie though, i'll have to find it somewhere
>>69230273
Does this cunt know how ridiculous he looks
Lmao I could knock this cunt out with one punch
Just because you roid and lift doesn't make you strong or able to fight
Lmao what a bitch nigga
>>69230273
literally everyone on /heem/ could KO this loser
>>69230290
Walk on you white dog cunt.
Come back when your cuntry produces a manhugger worth a damn.
>>69230249
chandler nearly pulled a schaub
Do our webm makers get enough love on /heem/?
I don't see this much content anywhere, or on other generals.
>>69230393
I've seen some Pride webms I made show up on /b/ once or twice, might just be reposters from here though.
>>69230393
Yes yes, thank you for the webms
>>69230393
Fuck off queer.
Inflating their egos is how you end up with pathetic fruits like zombieprophet or cadfael.
>roidgrapple
>sport
I can smell a new addition to >>>/asp/
>>69230381
This never gets old. Hoping for similar results this Saturday.
>>69230434
Can't wait to taste your salt
>>69230423
I can smell your fat whore mother from here too
Watch yourself
>>69230443
The fact still remains that your anger will not stop this general from being moved to >>>/asp/ where it belongs.
>>69230422
>zombieprophet
Who?
>tfw succ will die after 200
someone post that picture of dominic cruz when someone says a cussword please
>>69230461
DC is going to heem Jones
>>69230443
>It's a Naruto fanboy pretends to be tough in a mandrama thread episode
LMAO@YOU
>>69230458
The fact still remains your mother is a fat whore and i'd fucking end you if you ever talked to me like this in real life
No one wants to watch your shit sports
>>69230477
Took you long enough to think of a comeback, fatboy ;)
>>69230471
Rumble is going to do that.
>>69230065
ITS TIIIIIIMMMMEEEE
BROCK BETTER BE IN THIS
>>69230482
You couldn't even end your virginity
It's a shame that he got so filty rich and famous so fast and got treated like a pro wrestling monster heel in Japan rather than letting him come along as a prospect naturally because he really could have been something special.
It's a shame that he's so content just to turn up and tap out these days. I wonder how much money he's even got left.
>>69230065
enjoy 44 more minutes of ufc 200 documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
>>69230514
I didn't have to, your mother did for me
>>69230516
He looks mighty natural. I bet he doesn't use steroids.
Is there an online e-book I can purchase for $250 that tells me how to achieve this physique?
>>69230541
that, is not a btfo
>>69230422
Those dudes make some serious cash bro.
I heard zombieprophet got signed by onefc.
>>69230529
>losing your virginity to a fat woman that popped out 5 kids
How embarrassing, and you watch anime...
>>69230393
How does /heem/ compare to other generals? Is it more fun?
>>69230576
This is the best general behind /hoc/
>>69230384
great fucking fight
this is the point chandler broke alvarez
>>69230583
kek
>>69230516
>I wonder how much money he's even got left.
He's never seemed like the type to do niggerish shit with his money.
Considering the stupid amounts Pride and K-1 were throwing around in his heyday and all the endorsements and appearances he was doing he probably still has a decent nest egg saved up.
>>69230422
>>69230562
Who the fuck is zombieprophet?
>>69230566
>oooh how embarassing you had sex!!!!
-Virgins
>>69230588
mcgregor-esque was eddie in his choke defense, joe
>>69230607
>telling everyone how casual you are
we get it, you're a 189'er
Stephen Seagull vs. JCVD who wins and why?
>>69230673
Segal via cheeky wristlock.
>>69230656
Big words from a tripfaggot who types like a toddler.
>>69230710
You're Australian bro.
Australian.
Remember that when talking to an American.
>>69230710
>toddler
*autist
Mentally the same thing I suppose
>>69230723
Feels good.
189ers have almost been here a year now.
Really makes you think.
>tfw about to go sleep but ufc releases embedded and a 44min vid about ufc 200
second fight
eddie definitely iimproved for this fight, utilizing more movement and angles
landing that right hand lead then angling off
>brazilian cringe crew
>>69230576
The gamethreads are the most fun behind the WC and Olympics.
>tfw you remember DC is 17-1 heading into this fight
So as far as google tells me, ZombieProphet is a guy who made MMA gifs on Twitter or Reddit or something and ended up getting a job with the UFC out of it?
>>69230673
Seagal easily
Anyone else hope Aldo wins so we get to see McGregor vs Aldo 2.
I just wanna see if it was a fluke
>>69230760
>calling a group of friends who are all more socially popular and sexually experienced than you, and could literally beat the excrement out of your asshole cringy
>>69230787
zombieprophet gets really mad if you censor his watermarks on the gifs he makes, I remember when he threw a bitch fit because someone was censoring them and made a thread with all caps that he was going to quit making them, as if he owned the UFC footage
>>69230526
The intro to this is hype af
bork looks hulk'd out
>>69230821
They're a bunch of gassed up bums who made their names picking on even worse bums.
I can't believe used to rate Nova Uniao.
![13510909_1178440928867602_4042277903546144246_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bGspDFv.jpg "13510909 1178440928867602 4042277903546144246 n[1]")
>>69230868
Both of them look like they're in really good shape.
>>69230753
the second alvarez vs chandler fight is very fun
definitely worth a watch if you havent seen it
>>69230895
what is the cutest gay couple in mma?
>>69230903
Eddie Alvarez vs Tatsuya Kawajiri is a crazy war and also a fun fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwqdcGTiOvM
>>69230914
always has, always will be
rory and ricci gave them a run for their money, but they are eternal
DC's "family" house decor from embedded hahahaha
succ
>>69230903
>>69230940
how autistic do you have to be to both notice this and take the time to make this picture
>>69230111
More Pedro. Dude is one of my favorite all time boys.
>>69230111
>>69230111
>rizzo heming barnett in the early days
>barnett is fighting in two months against some other dude who also competed in the (not-that-early-but-still-early) days
>heavyweights
every fucking time
>>69230958
Go to bed DC
>>69231006
If I saw this dude on the street I'd be pretty confident I could take him. He's also a manlet.
>>69230966
>>69230914
Arlovski and Dodson
>>69230899
Agreed, Hunt has some beasts from NZ with him too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdznbGxGJc
Most of them are way bigger then Hunt
>>69230966
the finish
>>69230966
arlovski rekt
>>69231024
good luck catching him m8
>>69230966
replay
>>69230966
u remember this no pec having goof tra telligman?
>>69230065
I HATE Frankie Edgar.
>>69231066
What the fuck happened?
It's like his eye is instantly pouring blood, I don't even think he got knocked unconscious. That's brutal man.
>>69230065
dc sounds way different when he's cutting weight
he must have a pretty big cut
>>69231003
pls no
>>69231113
people forget he looks conor-tier at weigh-ins
>>69231101
because his wife is a qt? maybe because he trains with eddie alvarez?
are you a c*ck?
>>69231107
The Power of The Rock baby. I dont get why goofs dont remember how much of a muuunster Pedro was. No wonder Joses Thai Boxing looks so good when he has that guy as a coach.
>>69230065
oh shit eddie and frankie training together
rda is confirmed kill
accept it you casual goofs
HUNTO
>>69231161
more like fatso
who /see deese tings/ here
>>69231151
It was a legit question, something horrible needs to have happened for an eye to go from dry to pissing blood with just punches.
>>69231168
i see dee's things if you know what i mean
>>69231038
Literally whos.
I can't wait to see Brock pummel that butthurt slob back to Australia.
>>69231154
They've been training together for years you casual goof
What is /heem/ gonna do when Eddie starches rda and koreshkov fan was right?
>>69231228
on and off you retard
eddie trained primarily at att
sometimes he'd do training with frankie but not always
>>69231238
Wait for the rightful King to take his Throne.
>>69230824
lol yes I only encountered him way back like 3+ years ago and he was the biggest tosser. As if his gifs are somehow works of art or something. Fucking watermarks, really?
>>69231238
eddie couldnt starch a workshirt
>>69231248
blackzilians*
got the florida teams mixed up
>>69231238
laugh and make kings mma jokes
thinking we give a fuck, it's only good when something funny comes out of it, miocic is entertaining enough for me to forgive him for taking away the troll king
>>69231254
i think you'd be surprised
i think eddie would fuck you up
>>69231248
>on and off
Complete and utter damage control
>at ATT
Blackzilians, you retard, basically the only time they weren't training together
Its astounding how little you actually know
>>69230978
can you post the original?
>>69231287
i'm right in everything i said
i've been following eddie before you even knew what mma was you retard
>>69231292
No.
>>69231258
Probably because you didn't actually know which one it was until you looked it up
>>69231283
i'd hold my hand on his head like jon jones vs mighty mouse because im not 2 feet tall
>>69231299
You literally just said he trained at ATT, dummy, then you backtracked once you realized how dumb you were
>>69231309
>mfw a lanklet thinks his height matters
enjoy getting your shin shattered when you get kicked in the leg george roop
>elitexc had planned a fight between nick diaz and eddie alvarez for the 160lbs belt
oh my
>>69231327
angry manlet detected
You get three MMA fighters to hire as your personal bodyguards, who do you chose?
>JDS
>Yoel
>Diego Sanchez
>>69231315
i mixed up the teams and instantly corrected myself
you thought he had always trained with frankie for every fight you retard
>>69231327
Height literally mean's everything, from genetic fitness, to biological strengths, to just about everything that has to due with human evolution and the way females pick mates. Height honestly means more than you and I can even imagine.
>>69231335
2007-2008 diaz could easily cut down to 160
>>69231353
>instantly corrected myself
Once you realized that you were stupid and didn't know which gym it was
>you thought he had always trained
Never said that, you however were utterly shocked and almost pissed yourself at the fact Eddie and Frankie were training together like you just made some shocking discovery
>>69231366
>>69231366
>I might be a complete loser but at least I'm six feet tall: The post
>>69231366
Reach is more important
>>69231352
3 Kimbo clones
>>69231382
>>69231383
>>69231390
manlets are so easily triggered
>>69231381
thats not what i meant at all
eddie has trained primarily at blackzilians
now he's full time with frankie again
i was saying oh shit edgar and eddie training together means both will be on their top game
thus rda being kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gs-ctin_I
are you trying to say i didnt know they had trained together before?
because i've shown i obvioiusly know more about eddie than you do
>>69231408
I'm not a manlet I'm 5'8" faggot
>>69231408
Height won't matter once I drop you on your dumb ass, boy
>>69231408
Koksal would finish that musclegoof inside 2 rounds
>>69231408
Its crazy that those girls are 5 10" and 6 1". That puts him around 5 8"
>>69231434
micro mouse is like 4'12
>>69231423
>Ill f-fight y-you
Calm down little guy
>>69231418
Shitposting is life
>>69231412
>no guys this is what I meant i swear
You such are a complete fucking faggot
And a retard
>because I've shown i obviously know more than eddie than you do
kek you are so fucking pathetic
>>69231445
>Manlets are this delusional
>>69231446
How's the weather up there?
xD
>>69231423
How's it feel buying your clothes out of the kids section? Do you easily get lost in large crowds, so your friends put a leash on your baby gap belt loop?
Jones
Lesnar
Edgar
Tate
If Edgar is smart, and he fucking is, he will exploit the vulnerability and doubt McGregor sewed in him.
>>69231468
I wonder what size pants they wear
The sizes were all weird when I was in high school, like wtf is a 16 or 17
>>69231451
>i'm btfo the reply
nice try kid, maybe next time
>>69231476
what the fuck does that even mean
>>69231352
Akebono
Sapp
Zuluzinho
All bodyguards need to do is be literal meatshields to keep the plebs from breathing the same air as you and taking a bullet if need be.
Has this tristar fuck destroyed rorys fighting spirit
I mean you're an expert and you're playing 3d chess with your fighter and your masterplan for winning is the rolling heel hook?fuck that
>>69231485
I agree, that essentially was your reply
Lmao
>I-I-I-I know so much about eddie guys!!!
>other than the camp he trained it and the fact he trained with frankie!!!!
>>69231484
Anything below 30 on a fullgrown man is manlet tier.
t. size 25 manlet
>>69231352
Brian Stann
Tim Kennedy
Randy Couture
Why take a body guard if they aint packing and know how to use it?
>>69231496
Getting into a lot of tough fights especially the 2nd one with Lawler has made him more conservative
I think he'll be more trigger-happy if he ends up fixing his nose
>>69231500
i knew both of those while you thought he exclusively trained with frankie
i've known that he's trained with frankie in the past
but then moved to florida when he got paid and then got paid to join blackzilians
realized it was shit and moved back home to train with frankie again for a title shot
i'll admit i didnt know he was exclusively training with frankie for this fight, but don't assume
it makes and 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me' when you do
you read way too much into my post then went full autistic to try to beat me at an argument you made up in your head
>>69231518
that nose is deleted man
rory started too young, similar to jordan mein
then when you take damage like that on top of it it's insanely hard to recover
its similar to koscheck after gsp broke his face
>>69231496
>>69231518
The guy is young but hes been training since he was a kid. People forget how much cage wear Rory really has. I dont think hes shot but he is older then his age indicates.
>>69231531
>i knew both of those
clearly not
>while you thought
Nope
>i've known that he's trained with frankie in the past
Clearly not
>Guys please believe me and my utterly pathetic autism: the post
>>69231555
>if i keep replying i win
bud you got btfo just calm down, try some deep breathing, maybe go for a walk
>>69231543
>>69231555
he had a rough draw for someone with such high expectations
if he cruises to a win in that carlos fight he might actually gone on to be the champ at 22/23 or whatever
>>69231564
Please stop replying and utterly humiliating me: the post
what if ufc 200 sucks?
>>69231578
Just shut up poopface
>>69231581
literally impossible
>>69231581
dont ask stupid questions
>>69231578
yeah kid, you sure humiliated me
>>69231578
>>69231564
Both of you are colossal faggots and this entire bitch fest has been hilariously embarrassing for both of you
>>69231586
>please stop replying to me already, you're embarrassing me too much!!!!
How pathetic do you have to be to fucking trip
>>69231581
impossible, even if the finishes are not spectacular just the fact of who won will be hype
>>69231603
You really wouldn't be replying unless you were so insecure about the subject, which is why you tried to end the discussion
You're so transparent it's pathetic>>69231604
>>69231620
What if all the fights end up as boring grindfests and glorified boxing sparring matches.
The only fight that's guaranteed to be spicy is Northcuck and that bum they found.
>>69231620
Look at the card again man
We'll barely remember it 2 months from now
>>69231621
>Implying I'm a tripcuck
You're arguing about a faggot sport with an attention whore on an anime site
Kill yourself
>>69231611
How pathetic do you have to be to stay up late into the night giving a tripfag the attention they crave in an attempt to spite them
>>69231292
here
>>69231352
rumble
hunt
brock
>>69231647
Doubt it, there's a lot of relevant fights. Even the FitePass prelims are stacked.
>>69231647
>rematch for title between two legends
>Bork v Hunt, nuff said
>womens title fight between Miesha and someone who's a legit challenge to her
>Aldo-Edgar rematch, and the winner possibly gets to fight Conor (probably not though)
>cain returns and gets to fight a really long guy who uses his length well in Travis, big banger potential
>potential womens banger for prelim headliner
>get to see if Pig Rigg is still legit and/or Gastelum can finally break through
>Snake-Assuncao rematch title eliminator
>Sage actually faces a striker
>Sanchez-Lauzon, nuff said
>Mousasi vs a showstopper in Santos
>Miller-Gomi if they actually decide to bring it
You're out of your mind, young man
>>69231669
rumble has a very homosexual facial hair configuration going on
>>69231659
You're fooling absolutely no one you pathetic fucking faggot
>>69231696
>I think Rumble is cute
Cool story
>>69231352
Tim Kennedy
Nate Diaz
Mark Hunt
>>69231024
Why did they kill that mexican?
>>69231666
How pathetic do you have to be that you actually insult yourself pretending to be someone else just to sneakily get in another insult at another person
Kill yourself
Randy Couture and his wife are drunk as fuck on periscope
https://www.periscope.tv/w/akiXODY4NjI1MzR8MW5BSkVxWllWQVJKTBB12uPso3uKpP7pS8cf4nz_8WywHZWMHHP0Lrp1UHnb
>>69231775
albino giving his best Dc inspired work out
pretty stupid
https://youtu.be/GESe6UW4xzs
>>69231766
I've been in your position before desu
You have to realize that sperging out doesn't accomplish anything and only makes the thread worse
>>69231766
>>69231704
>Too retarded to check post times
>Tripcuck is long gone
>Is so worked up over internet argument he resorts to believing anons are said tripcuck
How fucking pathetic
>>69231704
>>69231766
so now you're pretending to be retarded huh?
nice, i see this isnt the first time you've been btfo
>>69229645
BREAKING NEWS!! DC CORMIER IS NOW OUT OF UFC 200 AFTER AN ALTERCATION WITH A TACO BELL CUSTOMER WHO PUBLICLY REVEALED HIS SEXUALITY.
Source
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA3VkhJJGNc
So who's gonna win, /heem/?
Jędrzejczyk or Gadelha?
>>69231820
head says joanna, sports fan in me wants gadelha
>>69231820
It depends on Joanna's TDD
If it's passable, Joanna
If not, Claudia
I'll say Joanna
>>69231820
Clawja
>>69231352
Brian Stann as chief of security
Tim Kennedy for when you need to murder and torture people
Frank Mir as the big guy(4me) for intimidation as well as being well practiced in guns and knives and general alertness
there is literally no better combo in all of mma
>>69231785
>>69231794
>>69231803
Keep in mind the only person that is actually buying this autism is only yourself
>every post is a minute apart
kek
>>69231785
Its obviously you since youre still shitting up the thread
>>69231581
It's almost certain that 199 will be better than 200, and 202 will outsell 200, we have dana to thank for fucking this up
>>69231864
Gladly you'll be gone once Conor taps to Nate again
>>69231692
You could break down any PPV like this, fact is 200 just doesn't have the hype factor it should
if b0rk manages to get through hunt he will have a legit hype train again
in 2016
>>69231820
gadelha because of the qt moment in the embedded
>>69231849
Okay sperglord
>>69231892
I can't wait
>>69231890
No you couldn't
>just doesn't have the hype factor it should
le ebin conor mcgoober face XDDPPPPP
>>69231880
>implying anyone can leave
>being this salty
take some schaub young man and relax
>>69231911
>(1) pair of Reebok Pumps has been mailed to your address. Thank you.
>>69231892
I already saw it in my dreams brother.
Brock feints and baits Cunt into throwing an uppercut, hits a power double, and jumps into a crucifix and pummels the shit out of him.
Afterwards he hits the F5 on the slimy heeb Ariel and gets a title shot against Miocic.
>>69231903
Took you long enough, sperglord
>stop shitting up thread already!!!!
>i'll do this by keeping replying to you and just pretending im obviously not samefagging
Literally the most pathetic fucking sack of shit on Earth
You get no attention in real life
So you seek it here
And when you get it here
And it is nothing but the hatred you receive when someone dares to give you attention in the real world
some of the conor nuthuggers and former aldo dickriders will still buy the ppv to see how will aldo make a comeback after a 13seconds of meme
it's an interesting card
i'm rooting for frankie, miesha and dillashaw
>Tfw when you tell your girl not to come in too overconfident
>>69231692
literally fights you could find on any card + mandrama
>>69231945
Jesus you are a child.
>>69231820
real question, who next
calderwood, rose?
>>69231915
How about you take a Smith & Wesson Life Insurance Plan
>>69231911
casuals arent looking at the matchups top to bottom
brock is bringing people in for curiosity factor but there's not nearly as much hype for bones / dc II among the general public
>>69231945
damn bro you got some problems
>>69231803
post vocaroo
>>69231959
And you're a gigantic samefagging autist that is so petty to uphold his trip that no one in the universe gives a fuck about he would take it off just to argue with me
>>69231963
Who cares?
>>69231974
Obvious samefag is obvious
>>69231963
I wish I could rest this assured she'll win.
I don't want Joanna to lose, as she's pretty much the perfect champion. On the other hand, she's starting to get spoiled by the fame and Vegas.
Will there be a Fight Companian: Schaub edition for 200?
>>69231976
I literally posted a screenshot of 3 different people telling you how retarded you are. Please drink bleach you autistic waste of bandwidth
>>69231434
lose weight please.
>>69231964
back off or i will be forced to take you down buddy
>>69231807
wow dc got stuck
>>69231989
Typical polish women.
Get them away from Poland proper and they turn into coalburning slags in no time.
>>69231991
And I literally posted a screenshot that shows that means absolutely nothing. Literally no one would actually go to these lengths to defend someone unless that person was the same person
This is me telling you that you're an absolutely worthless samefagging autist
happy birthday america
post american walkout songs
https://youtu.be/ruNrdmjcNTc
america would literally heem every here
>>69231990
I hope so. The 189 one with Bobby Lee was comfy.
>>69232018
>Being this assmad
Are you upset little man?
>>69232007
PLEASE take me down, I'd love to see you do that
>>69232031
Full circle with the autism now. You can put your trip back on because no one is fooled by this, like no one
>>69232020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAF_3WMJGM
>>69231976
>>69231945
Pls calm down.. or return to /b/
>>69232007
Who do you trane with?
>>69232048
>chiming in and extending the shitshow
Good job
>>69232043
i admire your commitment, but my pawns slaughtered you bud
just relax and take the L
>>69232043
Calm down manlets, it's okay to be wrong
>>69232063
You are literally the most pathetic fucking autist in these threads, quite an accomplishment
>>69232062
>chiming in and extending the shitshow
>>69232032
Is he begging for Stipe's load?
ID's when?
>>69232075
>Look how upset I am
Kek
The next thread better be a Chris Weidman/America tribute thread I s2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>69232086
You think I'm upset
I know you're upset
And samefagging
>>69232085
never
we should in fact remove flags so this can become F.U.B.A.R autismo heemternational
>>69232095
>Next thread better be about a meme fighter
>>69232046
https://youtu.be/Hm4_rXQAyLM
>>69232098
>Being this mad
>>69232075
Someone post his YouTube channel again.
>>69232106
You're thinking of Michael Bisping buddy, also build wall
>>69232113
You're still responding, and still samefagging, you're obviously quite upset and desperate to get the last word in to get some sense of victory in your life
>>69232075
At least he's not a virgin.
>>69232122
Irony - the post
>>69232131
That's very debatable
>>69232139
Still proving my point: the post
Literall outing yourself: the post
>>69232113
>>69232122
just bang and make up you goofs
reminder that 199 was stacked
>>69232116
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/user/mediumballin/videos
>>69232118
No I'm thinking about Weidman who is weak as piss.
>>69232118
Brother be careful about how you speak of the natty goat Bisking.
> reminder that Weidman was technically USADA'd by IV ban he may never be the same at middleweight.
>>69232149
>Still can't read post times
![c9c81e72ba0b11e398200e56170da01a_8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wshdplm.jpg "c9c81e72ba0b11e398200e56170da01a 8[1]")
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY AMERIBROS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ToQdax6oQ
YOU'RE STILL MY BOYS
>>69232116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeIr-xrEvc
>>69232140
its not
>>69232153
>tfw it still isn't on fight pass
>>69232153
199 will be card of the year probably
This has to be the worst /heem/ thread since it's creation
>>69232163
>still doesn't realize that people know what a phone is
>still doesn't realize he just outed himself
>still doesn't realize that literally everyone knows no one would go to these lengths to defend a tripautist unless it was the autist himself
>>69232169
shit technique m8
>>69232184
i was heem'ing goofs before you knew what mma was bud
come at me
>>69232176
it's summer, it's the monday prior to the international meme week, ees normal
>>69232176
I think you'd be surprised. I've seen much worse.
>>69232178
>This upset
Kek
>>69232198
>this autistic he's still putting up the charade
>>69232169
Did you get laid that night?
>>69232176
literally every /heem/ thread is great actually
>>69232169
You punch like a fucking woman, there's 8 year olds that train at my gym that swing better than that
>>69232205
>This upset
Kek
>>69232156
>dudeweed goof
not surprised
>>69232220
>this autistic
Sad!
>>69232220
I
D
S
W
H
E
N
>>69232176
I think you'd be surprised.
Demographic poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660854
>>69232231
>Irony
new thread when
>>69232262
>samefagging almost shamelessly
Can we get some positivity in this thread?
What is your happiest MMA related moment?
tripfags ruin threads
>>69232267
literally never
Strike, evade.
Strike, press
I visualize entering the contest unpredictable, I'll be like a ghost in dere yeh? I will strike him with every limb. The knee. The heel. The fist. The elbow.
>>69232272
>Implying
>>69232291
You're right, shamelessly, since no one is buying it and you've basically admitted to it
>>69232286
Why is Dee such a cuck?
McGoobs doesn't even try to hide it anymore.
>>69232292
I make that much each half quarter, lol
that's what math majors get, starting, chump
>>69232301
She's his beard
>>69232311
>>69232333
Obviously meant for this
>>69232342
Are you implying that Artem is actually his life partner?
>>69232359
No. Gunny "The White Ape" Nelson is.
According to my sources the UFC is working on Gunnar Nelson vs Nick Diaz
>>69232359
No, that'd be the bald guy he's always in pictures with
>ywn see Barberena choke Goober in this timeline
fuck this life
>>69232208
yep
>>69232215
right bro, come at me with that and get clapped quick
goofs like you and australia wanna talk about technique when you've never been in a fight in your life
i bet you guys fight just like your favorite fighters right?
Watching Northcutt-Barberena again
Sage is actually looking really good on the feet
His ground game is a major flaw though
Give it to me straight, doc; what're the chances Nunes blasts Tate in the first?
>>69232484
Sage's action in the clinch is absolute shit as well
>>69232442
You literally swing your arms like a child does in a schoolyard fight
Also why the fuck are you wearing a t-shirt and cargo shorts?
>>69232485
Pretty good, but Miesha is a scrapper and could survive the onslaught.
>>69232386
idk how i feel about that fight
but they've gotta make an announcement soon, his suspension is up in august
>>69232484
Seriously, Sage is a munster on the feet
He's giving Bryan more trouble than Warlley Alves did
what if brock looks like an absolute destroyer?
>>69232484
he got himself in trouble after a meme heelkick if I remember correctly
>>69232289
stay mad cheeto-fingers
>>69232502
its called a hook bro
similar to the russian hook
and its kinda customary to wear a shirt in boxing gyms bro
i can post a shirtless pic if thats what u want tho
>>69232502
Post yourself heeming someone in a competitive bout.
>>69232008
source vid?
>>69232537
Happened to Weidman too
Outside of the memekicks, he's great standing up until he's forced into any situation that in any way involves his body being pressed up against someone else
>>69232502
Post a video of your technique please.
>>69232542
Still embarrassingly samefagging you pathetic fuck
>>69232540
post it lad no homo
>>69232540
If that's a hook then me wiping my ass is a straight right
It's also customary to not look like someone ripped straight from special ed during a fight
>>69232566
You have actual fucking autism, probably from too many fights swinging like a literal retard
>tfw only one on /heem/ with a confirmed heem
stay mad autists
CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
>>69232620
Lmao the special olympics were clearly lowering their standards, bud
>>69232624
holy shit is that from efn?
>>69232632
superb owl
>>69232620
>>tfw only one on /heem/ with a confirmed heem
What do you want? A spot on the /HEEM/ 1 card?
Fuck off already.
>>69232624
delete this illuminati ritual shit immediately
>>69232620
>tfw maia will bjj his way through the belt and there's nothing we can do about it
Why is Cormier so obsessed with dick lads?
>>69232653
Was one of those people yourself which is why you swing like such a fucking dummy?
>>69232656
It all started with this
>>69232648
i dont want anything bro, just posting heems on /heem/
u got any heems of your own you want to share?
>>69232654
Maia's done well for his 9 years in UFC, but he isn't invincible, he's got an exploitable weakness to gameplan, just have to find a smart enough fighter to gameplan it.
>>69232653
>>iq of 130
>>uses "ppl"
>>69232672
swung like a dummy and landed on that chin son
i only missed one punch and didnt get hit once
for sure i've got the record for the fastest heem by anyone on /heem/ my man
>>69232681
>4chanx
i love /heem/ its my favorite!
>>69232645
>>69232690
Good for you, you won a special olympics qualifier, and now you get to brag about here!!!!
>Last time I foot swept you and held your head on my dick like you were my bitch.
>>69232692
i bet you're the same type of person who thinks jpg is better than png
>>69232690
what weight did that fight happen at
>>69232563
so you're saying his weakness is gay sex?
>>69232720
That's an interesting observation since that picture was a .png
>>69232652
EDGY BRAH
>>69231581
/heem/ 1 will save MMA
>>69232720
160lbs
i weighed in at like 154 though
>>69232735
Who will be our sponsors?
>>69232681
Why not just use the Anonymize feature?
>>69232710
it wasnt the special olympicsl it was golden gloves
i made it to the finals but lost to a huge southpaw
i'll admit my technique wasnt the best, and at the time (4 years ago), i didnt know how to fight a southpaw
but at least i had the balls to step in the ring and find out unlike your pussy ass
>>69232741
>golden gloves
Any chump can enter that, a shining example being yourself
>wasnt the best
To say the least!!!
>at least i had the balls to step in the ring
Clearly not the brains considering the way you throw a fucking punch lmao
>waaaahhhh he's a lefty!!!!
LOL
if you ever came across scott coker on the street, what would you say to him?
>>69232732
As far as memeing on 4chan goes, .png is better for low colour images, .jpg is better for photos.
If file size isn't an issue or you want to save them in HQ as possible, go with .png.
>>69232776
How much money does Dana pay you under the table?
>>69232776
Vote Trump
>>69232771
ok bro, but we both know i'd heem you stiff
and i'd hendo bomb you after i dropped your bitch ass for talking shit
>>69232776
why can't you focus more on putting on good competitive fights.
seriously, last good competitive bellator fight.
copeland versus big and bulgarian was the last good wsof fight
bigdash title win was the last good one fight
>>69232754
Dude Wipes
Condom Depot
Dynamic Fastener
Xyience
AND ONNIT
>>69232817
I won the two fights i got into when I was in 3rd grade
I'm sure 15 years later I'd be able to hold my own against the same type of fighter lol
Anyone watched the 44 minute UFC 200 It's Time thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
Any opinions? Worth watching?
>>69232835
Don't forget 5% Nutrition
>>69232865
I think you'd be surprised
I think he'd fuck you up
>>69232877
Nothing more than a glorified countdown special.
>>69232877
It's a fight fan's video
Nothing special though, just an overview of the main card fights minus Cain-Browne
Still a nice way to kill 40 minutes though, I always enjoy these little specials they have before fights
>>69232877
yes and no, it has its moments but overall is just a hype-up thing with a mix from interviews, career highlights and nothing that hasn't really been said
don't pay too much attention to it, it's fine to leave it playing on background while doing actual important real life things
>>69232754
7-eleven and some fast food restaurant, either burgers or pizzas, maybe cheetos too
>>69232754
onahole
local used car dealer
Texas Instruments (need those mob connections)
Coal Mining Union
bayer for whatever awkward medicine we can get fighters to shill like preparation H and stool softener
applebee's
blackberry
mobile strike
cash4gold
Church of Scientology
>>69232442
perfect technique bro
>>69232911
What's our beer sponsor? Something cheap.
OOK
OOK
SAY IT WITH ME
IM A REAL VEGAN
IM A REAL FITE FAN
IM A REAL VEGAN
IM A REAL FITE FAN
>>69232968
5% Nutrition
>>69232968
Coors Light
>>69232973
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>69232982
why?
>>69232968
Steel Reserve
>>69232973
not cheap enough
Lucky?
So who should we have on the commentating table for /HEEM/ 1?
>>69232994
croatia bro and roryfan
>>69232994
JR and Rampage
>>69232893
>>69232901
>>69232906
Thanks lads
>>69232994
Borat from EFN and Joe Rogan
>>69232989
icehouse
>>69233008
Rogan's fighting Cody McKenzie in the main event though
>>69229645
Who is Hunt training with at the moment?
>>69233020
he will be doing commentary while he's fighting m8
>>69233029
OHHHHHHHH HE ROCKED ME MIKE
rich piana and dada 5000 vs. brendan schaub at heem1. piana and schaub win their fights and headline heem2
>>69232968
reminds me
UFC is missing out on some huge sponsor genres, no motor vehicle sponsor, no bank. no pharma, limited food, no pop/soda, no sparkling water, no bottled water, no credit card
that's how ufc gets big. and who doesn't want mastercard commercials for UFC
>>69233020
Stop forcing that stupid shit
The original and still is, Koksal Baba vs Beetlejuice
>>69232877
no it sucked
>>69233045
NEW
>>69233029
I like it actually
>>69233038
I'M HURT MIKE
>>69233062
I'M PULLING GUARD HE BETTER WATCH OUT FOR MY UP KICKS
>>69233082
My kickboxing is seriously underrated Mike, I was a taekwondo world champion
>>69233038
>>69233062
>>69233082
>I am one of the greatest hard hitters of all time, my jiu jeetzu is top notch elite level, I'm not only a credible black belt out of Eddie Bravo's academy, but I also have this ability to predict my opponent's movements with my elusiveness and fast cardio.
>>69233038
>>69233062
>>69233082
>>69233104
>>69233111
damn goofs making me giggl irl
>>69233104
Mike how long till they do something about these open gloves, I felt my knuckle enter his brain, I should really be deducted a point on this but with steve reffing I think they will let me kill my opponent
>>69229645
That's a big eye.
>>69230994
Alekos?
>>69230393
I make them for the people.
The best compliment is getting them reposted.
![2299373-12_o_bob_sapp_ko[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GJmoYrl.jpg "2299373-12 o bob sapp ko[1]")
