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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZoHXonqAo
Upcoming events:
Tomorrow Night 6pm?? : Rich Piana vs. "Prophet Muscle"
7/9: UFC 200
Previous thread: >>69183629
News:
>Rich Piana is fighting Prophet Muscle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZoHXonqAo
bjpenn.com
>>69200220
NEW THREAD HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1z9gOkzlaM
Rich Pianos entrance song against meme muscle. Rich Piano via 1.rd ko.
>>69203047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEwUeZo5PwY&feature=youtu.be&t=3m28s
piano wrestling sum dude
this janitor needs to get heemed
heem will be in /asp/ before 200 if you thread wars goofs keep it up
why are all the memes coming to life lads?
are we living in an alternate universe?
>>69203160
2016 is the year of memes taking form and memes being ended
>>69202970
what the fuck do you hunt with an anti-aircraft rifle
>>69203047
>Piano winning
Rich will gas during the walk in, with that said I got Prophet winning by Tko Rd 1.
>>69203160
Meme magic is too powerful.
DC is going to sub Jon via succ, that's a fact. 6 months ago if you had said that, I wouldn't have believed you.
>>69203211
>anti-aircraft rifle
>>69203211
lmao aussies
>>69203130
thread wars are better than shit memes like this
/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
>>69203366
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
Hope DC wins by KO so this meme can finally die
omg guys someone made an extra thread holy shit my life is over this is so stressful how will I know what thread to post in oh lord jesus save me this is too much I think I'm feeling a bit light headed I'd better make a potato
>>69203474
Is that you Jon?
>>69203474
>dc wins by eyepoke KO
>>69200203
Upcoming events:
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69183629
News:
>UFC Fight Night 90's Felipe Arantes details pre-UFC Fight Night 88 run-in with Cody Garbrandt
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90s-felipe-arantes-details-pre-ufc-fight-night-88-run-in-with-cody-garbrandt
>Eddie Alvarez's advice to Will Brooks
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/eddie-alvarezs-advice-for-fellow-former-bellator-champ-will-brooks-let-go-of-expectations
>Dillashaw: Garbrandt is a liar
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/2/12067704/t-j-dillashaw-accuses-cody-garbrandt-of-fabricating-story-of-being
>>69200203
how long people like this natty meme live?
>>69198624
>we are built like world war tanks
wasn't that exactly the problem in his last fight?
>there are people ITT that actually want DC to win
So what do you guys think about RDA vs Alvarez? Has the recent upsets and unexpected things happening changed your mind on who you would think would win? or not really
>>69203722
>jones is unironically his boy
kysmm
>>69203821
Eddie is gonna get fucked up
>>69203821
I think that given Alvarez's past fights in the UFC, Dos Anjos will easily win this one as long as he comes into the fight with a reasonable mentality
The upsets were unexpected, but don't expect them to become the norm
>>69203821
Eddie sucks.
>>69203822
>his boy is a fatfuck who went to the olympics only to miss weight.
Youre probably cheering for Hunto, too.
>>69203821
Eddie by controversial split decision.
>>69203821
RDA is an annoying humourless Brazilian and I hope he gets heem'd
"I get my vitamin C from potatoes"
>Norton sucking Jones' dick like he's Cormier
>>69203821
literally who vs literally WHO?
>>69204006
>Youre probably cheering for Hunto, too.
Look at my flag you fucker.
What's the freshest meme on the streets?
>>69204372
And? Hunt is from New Zealand, stupid.
What did Alvarez do to get a tittle shot?
He got dominated for 2 rounds vs cowboy, he beat Melendez with a boring and controversial decision and leghumped Pettis for 3 rounds?
I guess Dana really wants Mcgregor vs Dos Anjos
Lads i think piano gets heemed
>I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it
>>69205525
is that a penis on his chest
NEW EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIY0RjIsEo
>>69205741
>invent a sport
>get beaten on the biggest stage by fucking iceland
>>69205836
>implying I'm English
lel
>>69205865
hello ahmed
>>69205298
Who else would you say deserves one? Ferguson had a fight scheduled, Khabib is unavailable and Alvarez did beat the former champ, dull as it was
gertrude merez where u at
>>69206262
>Khabib is unavailable
Be careful.
>>69205741
If you are actually listening to these nobodies, who are talking about mma from perspective of casual fan, you should seriously consider killing yourself..
>>69204394
DC succ meme makes me top kek every time
>“I’ve always been an emotional fighter and that emotion fueled a lot of my early performances,” Poirier says as he places his coffee back on the table top. “I would get angry because I’m about to step in there and go toe-to-toe with someone who is trying to hurt me just like I intend to hurt them, and that energy shifts gears into that kill or be killed mindset.
>“I always saw it as a plus but the Conor [McGregor] fight was the turning point. I remember I was backstage getting ready to walk out and I saw him and he threw this smile and pointed at me. I don’t know why but it really got to me, man. It really messed with my head. I mean I’m about to go out and fight this dude and he’s back there smiling at me? After that fight I knew I had to find a different way to use my emotion.”
Did we really meme Piana into an MMA fight?
>Jon Jones. Get your dick ready, I'm succin'
I wish they would let me in the room next door so I can spit on your cock Jon
>>69206645
>So I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones. Before I can even react, he's on my chest with his dick my mouth. I'm succin' like my life depends on it, all while Dave Sholler jerks off to my left.
It's only 20 grand to book Rich Piana for a fight.
We would easily make our money back from ad revenue on YouTube or wherever we stream this.
Who is down to chip in to book rich for Heem 1?
>>69206837
can he even move his arms? it seems like the synthol is about to burst out.
>>69206837
>mfw he gets choked so hard all the synthol goes to one end of his body like a go-gurt tube.
92% of takedowns defended
>>69206911
>Brazil.
Not even once.
>>69206837
he would die
>I'm a blacc boi and succing, deal with it
>>69206911
100% of takedowns defended
>>69206837
hold up, let me find my piggy bank
>Hey UFC fans, this is CM Punk and I will see you, in the octagon, in twenty fifteen.
Remember Gentlemen
Even in Euro
Protect the thread at all times
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>>69206539
>“I’ve always been an emotional lover and that emotion fueled a lot of my early performances,” Cormier says as he places his coffee back on the table top. “I would get angry because I’m about to step in there and go dick-to-dick with someone who is trying to cum on me just like I intend to cum on them, and that energy shifts gears into that succ or be succed mindset.
>“I always saw it as a plus but the Jon [Jones] succ was the turning point. I remember I was backstage getting ready to succ and I saw him and he threw this smile and pointed at me. I don’t know why but it really got to me, man. It really messed with my head. I mean I’m about to go out and succ this dude and he’s back there smiling at me? After that fuck I knew I had to find a different way to use my emotion.”
>>69203366
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
literally fuck you my man
>>69203366
Mandramafag here. /asp/ ruined /wwe/.
It's a tripfag jerkfest
>>69203821
I gotta say, all of the recent upset KO's have turned my world upside down. Seems like nobody's safe anymore. Wouldn't even count out Alvarez win by KO at this point, the way shit has been going lately (also the way Brazilians have been going lately).
>>69207359
that was a big factor but I think the page 8 rule killed it harder than anything
people just don't like staying in old threads, and I know if /heem/ was exiled the same thing will happen
>>69203821
Khabib is the champ, who gives a fuck about those two bums
>>69207427
Alvarez actually does hit hard when he goes for it
>>69207359
Wwe ruined /asp/ mate. Just take a look. Most of the threads there are absolute trash, some repeated shit, some fag posting his opinion as a thread because he didn't get enough replies when he posted it in another, some shit meme or another. It was better as one general, now people just post shit all willy nilly and flood the alternative sport board with a pseudo-sport with little reason. Barely even many replies to a lot of threads.
Should have just gone to /tv/
>>69204094
that show's been pretty bad so far, hope it improves
>>69207522
I liked the Dana episode and the one with The Rock had to have been fun though I haven't listened yet
What's so bad?
>>69207522
>>69207563
>What's so bad?
12 year old kiddie doesn't hear enough boasting from the fighter and not enough retarded, uneducated ramblings from the comedian
>>69207563
I just feel they have awkward chemistry together. I used to like Norton on O&A and Serra seems alright too so I hope it gets better
>>69207576
>Conor will never be this GOAT again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET COCKY AND GO UP IN WEIGHT YOU COULD HAVE KO'D ANYONE AT 145 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys I'm not even fucking joking I read the end of the 200 poem to my wife and she actually got mad "because it's mean to DC"
>>69207576
Is there a similar macroimage after Goober got Diazed
>>69207706
there are """""""people""""""" that think frankie would win against him
>>69207741
DC is a good person and doesn't deserve the hate he gets
>>69207741
Wow I think it's time to teach her a lesson if you're picking up what I'm putting down
>>69203211
you hunt mark hunt
>>69205424
Because it is. He got knocked out in an amateur bout. So did Cody Garbrandt.
>>69208089
I guess that is actually true. Perhaps your meme voodoo has had an effect on my brain. I still think it's funny though
>>69208119
if the lesson is that I've had a chub since I woke up this morning then yes I think you might be onto something bud
>>69206447
Get help, weirdo
>>69203211
he was literally shooting prairie dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5SjD-KcSkE
>>69208729
Schaub
>>69208729
megan anderson and karolina kowalkiewicz
>>69203821
I dont know why everyone is so overwhelmingly sure of RDA, Eddie can brawl and the fight can definitely stay standing, he has good hands
>69207989
and there are """""""people""""""" who thought nate would be an easy fight for conor
>>69208512
I'm glad I'm not a prairie dog
>>69209055
>>69207989
whoopsie
Will Brock Lesnar suplex Mark Hunt to oblivion and frog splash him from the top of the octagon?
>Rich Piana might actually fight Prophet Muscle
Holy shit. I like Rich. But Muscle is legit.He gets people shook as fuck. He punched GGG and Deontay Wilder and they didn't do shit. Rich trains mma but Prophet has actually fought MMA, boxing and kickboxing. He's also Muslim. And doesn't do steroids either. Unlike Rich he is natty. If Bitch Piano knows what's good for him he will stay away. Rich and Rich supporters be very careful.
>>69209779
why do they tell themselves it's a good idea though
saying "it's because they are a stupid" is a stupid fucking answer and doesn't make you look very good in comparison tbqhwy
Damn Rich is a little bitch. Here's a link of Rich getting punked by Prophet Muscle. Imagine what someone like Schaub would do to them.
https://youtu.be/QHQ7drk0x2Y
>>69209406
>frog splash him from the top of the octagon
bork has feared flight ever since this incident
>>69210128
This video gave me cancer also Piana is shook.
>>69209817
>He punched GGG and he didn't do shit
Because he doesn't want to go to prison.
>>69209779
Add semites, slavs, abos, chinks, ethnic muslims and poo in loos to that list and you got the dream
I'm working on something special for you /heem/. Be careful.
>>69206935
can't wait to see somebody add Leonardo Dos Nachos getting heem'd by Alvarez
>>69210128
what the fuck is this
>>69210128
Are they mentally ill?
>>69210863
it had better be a fucking poem
>yfw Rich Piana fights before CM Punk
>>69210128
what a pussy
has no problem slapping around a white beta though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flj_FgV7duQ
so my friend send me this >>>/pol/79641126
>>69211558
>>69211654
>>69212002
No ome fucking cares you aspies
>>69212055
WEWEWEQEWEWRWR
derrick lewis got banned from /pol/
lmao
that's why we /ngannou/
we /smart/
why are you guys so fucked up lol
>>69212002
Golem, get ye gone!
>>69212147
what happened?
>>69212055
>>69212147
>derrick lewis got banned from /pol/
wat
>>69200203
>rich piano
>sports
gtfo
>>69212344
>Is that you Anderson Silva?
ees normal
>>69212350
Watch your mouth. One day you may.
>>69212344
Someone tweet him amd ask him if that was him
>>69212436
God you autists are so pathetic
>>69210128
Piana is shook
Schaub is ready
>>69212498
His pic was sideways so probably lol
WAR NELSON
>>69212344
wtf
>>69212887
out of all black fighters why would someone pretend to be derrick lewis
>>69212436
I bet his biceps is as soft as a pillow
>>69213387
I want to believe
>>69213134
a water pillow
What will it take to stop the faggot bodybuilding shitposting in here?
>>69214016
a new better meme
>>69214016
The faggot spamming it will get tired soon enough
lads, does heem fc have octagon girls? we'll need some cheapass trailer park hookers
discuss
and now the serious question, did anybody watch one fc last day? how was it?
>>69214418
I am sure that there are traps browsing heem,very willingful to roleplay
Is Brendan Schaub in any of the UFC video games?
>>69214925
nobody plays video games here, beat it nerd
>>69214925
No, UFC tried getting image rights but couldn't afford to pay up. Schaub is a sought after talent with a lot of offers. It pays to be a t-shirt mogul.
>>69203366
>/heem/ would actually improve massively if it was sent to /asp/
plz no, it got so bad there I had to go to /wooo/ for my mandrama discussion
>>69203366
This, autist memers would just fuck off permanently
>people seriously discussing a /heem/xit
>>69215905
/asp/ is literally full of autist memers
also memes and banter are an integral part of /heem/, pure serious mma discussion would be worse
>>69216272
>UFC
>elite
that would be Pride and RIZIN
>>69216272
let's not turn into /r/mma, okay
>>69216272
I unironically support this
>outlels get cucked by gookmoot despite numerous strawpolls
>decide to convince people to leave on their own when everything is fine by infiltrating /heem/
Literally the only reason these casuals are still around is the big card coming up. You autists are fucking pathetic. Go shitpost at the mandrama fags on /asp/ if you need to sperg out like this.
>>69216397
love it
Always wanted to get into kickboxing/MMA but didn't because I wear hard lens contacs and am blind as shit without em.Only option i have is getting a corneal transplant in future but not sure if i'd go through with that. My optometrist tells me any physical contact sport leaves a chance of contac sliding off or damaging my eye with a hit. I just want to BANG
>piana
is that roid monkey really going to fight or is it some kind of meme-tier publicity stunt?
>>69216397
Wait Rory = Adan?
>>69216651
maybe reddit is more your speed then kid
>>69216918
>waaaaa I wear contacts I can't fight
Man up you fucking pussy
That what you gonna say when someone fucks your wife or starts a fight with you?
"Man you're so lucky I wear contacts I swear"
>>69217227
implying i wouldn't defend myself, why risk going blind over a punch to the eye training?
>>69216182
All we need is these giant aspies that literally do nothing but shitpost gone and we'll be good
Nobody minds a little 5% here and there
Forced this much, zzzzzz
>>69217349
dud wtf man, Mods will take us to >>>/asp/ you stupid fuck
>>69211654
>(((Jason Genova)))
>White
Sure thing, Moishe!
I should have taken the week off. Only took Thursday + Friday.
>>69217498
same
>>69217349
>shitposting on purpose so we get send to /asp/
kys
>>69217349
delete this
>>69214925
UFC Undisputed 2010 as DLC
UFC Undisputed 3
and I think EA Sports UFC, not sure about that one though.
>>69217460
stop this fearmongering, the only reason mandrama was sent to /asp/ is because it is literally not a sport
>im a white boy and im jacked, deal with it
Why did he need to assure thats hes white?
What did rory namefag get B& for?
>>69217664
insecurity
>ruining /heem/ with this horribly unfunny forced piana meme
fucking kill yourself already
>>69217695
how new are you to /sp/?
>>69217695
fuck you goof, /heem/ will never die
>>69217364
>scared to train
>i-I'll defend myself though haha, it's pretty easy right?
Tyrone is literally gonna blind you with one punch
>outlels unironically making new threads early and subverting thread discussion with shitposting that never gets deleted
Has these been a more autistic group of people in the history of this site? I would heem every here of you faggots, who most of all continue to shitpost on twitter and reddit to organize these spergouts because mods took away their feel threads.
>>69217664
it's a pretty common (stupid) thought that only black people are naturally really jacked/athletic
>Rich Piana in the cage. Pacing back & forth. Shadow Boxing
>Waiting for Prophet Muscle to show up
>Clock strikes 6pm
>Doors open, it's Prophet Muscle
>He tells Piana he has the $20K, but that he won't be fighting him
>Schaub walks out and enters the cage
>yfw
How hard would you mark?
>>69218036
None because my autism isnt that severe
>>69218036
>Rich Piana in the cage. Pacing back & forth. Shadow Boxing
And gassed.
>>69217975
Schaub is love. Schaub is eternal. And /HEEM/ will live forever.
>>69218036
Haha
Dude
That would be epic
Epic for the win
>>69218036
>mark
>>>/asp/
Dana needs to put Rich Piana on all heavyweight TUF season.
>>69218036
i'd lose my shit desu
>>69210128
what did he mean by this?
Just ignore and report piana posting and it will go away.
The more you reply to them the cooler they think they are.
Brendan Schaub vs Mitrione was a great fight
I refuse to take part in these gay thread wars. /heem/ doesn't have enough posters as is, we shouldn't divide them
>>69218526
I'll stop Piana posting when Schaub posting is dead and buried.
>complaining about memes is better than posting memes
shiggy
>>69218526
>they
I'm almost certain it's just one autistic american flooding /heem/ with this shit 24/7
>>69218741
now this is something I can get behind
>>69218615
You'll stop in a month when you get bored but Schaub will continue because Schaub is actually consistently relevant.
>>69218841
back2reddit
>>69218841
heem yourself my man, you are in the lost battalion
>Ay yo, Jon!
>>69218841
>Tired of forced memes?
of course not
>>69218861
Thanks m8
>>69218865
Dont reply to him you retard. It makes him think he's funny.
>>69218857
this, a forced meme is easy to tell from a mile a way.
How would she do in the UFC?
>>69219264
Better than cm punk will do
>>69219264
Kimbo already got cut from the UFC
>>69219264
She would kill Ronda in the UFC's first wmma hw title fight.
>>69219264
Gary Goodridge has already fought in UFC
FREE FIGHT
Rich "5%" Piana vs. Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RejZs5s7yY
>>69219657
God damn Rich throws some good knees in part 2
>>69219377
>>69219578
No that's popular u.s. actress Leslie jones, the star of ghostbusters.
>>69219800
>Anderson Silva-esque is Piana, Joe, as he throws knees in the clinch
>>69219657
looks like the created character of some faggot youtube gameplayer
>>69203722
Fuck em both. Best outcome will be DC getting rekt by Jon, Then Jon lose the belt to Gus, A real BOI material
>>69220045
He looks like he was genetically engineered to fuck your wife.
>>69219657
Gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.
>>69206837
who do we send to fight him?
>>69219657
fucking americans and their mandrama-loving asses
>>69220579
JUST
>>69220168
how is that actually supposed to be a safe or effective exercise?
Ok guys for the /heem/ meet up, are you guys fine with Mexican food?
We can all meet up at the Mexican restaurant, eat there then head back to my dad's to watch the fights.
I'll have some beer and weed, but remember to bring your own.
>>69220671
Or we could watch the fights at a bar.
>>69220671
I'd be down for a /heem/ meet up. I just hope things don't turn violent when I show up wearing my TFATK shirt. I'll bring plenty of bud though.
>>69220787
Bars are too noisy IMO, and my dad has great wifi so we can shitpost while watching.
>Literally who hue popped by USADA
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/3/12090864/ultimate-fighter-brazil-alum-ricardo-abreu-flagged-for-potential-anti
>>69220671
Are 5%'ers welcome?
>>69221038
I hope so.
>all these NBA contracts for guys that are about 4 ppg and 1 or 2 rebounds per game away from being 6th man of the year runner ups
>they make double and triple as much as the entire Reebok deal
>Wake up Frankie, it's all over
>>69221038
Rich kids aren't real people
>>69221038
No.
>>69221038
Yes.
>>69221095
Frankie is literally going to destroy his will to live.
TKO round 4
Why does no one hype Johnson here?
>>69221211
This fight was honestly just sad. I will never understand why the UFC thought this was a good idea.
>>69221241
overrated fighter in the most shallow division
>tfw reebok only has to pay $2500 to be Brock's only sponsor
>>69221323
>yfw Bork walks out with his Jimmy Johns shorts anyway
>>69220195
His name is not Tyquellius so i doubt it
Taking picks on all main card bouts:
Eddie Alvarez vs Raphael dos Anjos
Roy Nelson vs Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban vs Belal Muhammad
Joseph Duffy vs Mitch Clarke
Mike Pyle vs Alberto Mina
Be very careful, /heem/
>>69222418
>RDA
>Nelson
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Pyle
who the fuck is brandon schewb anyway
>>69222418
Can we also just do pics for Claudia vs Joanna and UFC 200 now?
>>69222418
Come on man I went out of my way to put my picks in the other thread and they didn't make it in
You're not the guy anyway you're just taking credit for shit
>>69222647
what the fuck are you talking about?
i wasnt taking picks last thread when the autist sperg'd out
Dont make me delete your chin
>>69222710
>when the autist sperg'd out
when was that
whose gona take the pics for 200?
my body cannot wait anymore
>>69222418
RDA
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69222418
Dos Anjos
Lewis
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
Gooden and hardy have a podcast now
https://soundcloud.com/thepodcastwithnoname/ep1
>>69222983
No they dont
who /bjj/
>>69222418
>Dos Anjos
>Nelson
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Pyle
>>69223196
da fuck
>>69222462
>a dirty muslim has no trigger discipline
what a shock. khabib can't get heem'd quickly enough
I saw Cormier at a grocery store in San Jose. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in near my penis. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors while sucking on like fifteen Milky Ways without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>69223355
be careful
ramadan kareem
>>69223502
>american athletes
>>69223691
>good mexican UFC fighters
reminder to not give in to the weightlifting meme
bodyweight, circuit training, running etc workouts are the best. dont forget to stretch too.
now take this advice and laugh at all the squashed spine motherfuckers who go to the gym and let out their autist angst on a loaded barbell on their back
>>69223985
Bench-deadlift-squats is legit af
Gotta mix it though
>>69223985
you don't have to lift for mass desu
>>69223985
reminder to train jitz and strangle others
>>69207447
.khabib fights in his weight class as often as conor eat a bowl of small bags of dicks
Neil Magny vs. Dong Hyun Kim
Cody Garbrandt vs. Takeya Mizugaki
ufc 202 is stacked
>>69223985
the whole concept that lifting a barbell a few times in a position that you don't normally even find yourself in will make you stronger is just hard to believe.
kettlebells are the best workout for functional strength.
beyond that do plyometrics and intense cardio and focus the rest of your time on mastering your craft.
don't waste time bodybuilding.
>>69206837
Fucking kill yourself already holy shit
>>69224392
>habib fights in his weight class as often as conor eat a bowl of small bags of dicks
>>69224415
S P I C Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9UT5JMI4s&feature=youtu.be&a
>>69224392
FACT: .khabib fights in his weight class as often as conor eat a bowl of small bags of dicks
>>69224585
Make sure all you lads call people cucks everywhere you go on the internet
We can meme this into real life
>>69224695
>The way he climbs the cage like a tiny monkey
>>69224585
>I wonder if we've ran out of insults
>>69224441
DELETE THIS
>>69222418
RDA
Nelson
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69222418
>Dos Anjos
>Nelson
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Pyle
>>69222639
This. The bout order is already finalized for UFC 200, and we should start picks for that one.
Still need the finals for TUF23 for the picks but that didn't matter when Picks were done for TUF22 finale without the finals.
>>69224441
>the whole concept that lifting a barbell a few times in a position that you don't normally even find yourself in will make you stronger is just hard to believe.
naturalistic fallacy
>>69223691
>mexican athletes
Oh, wait you don't have any because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is here
>>69224585
>cuk, like c-u-k
the intelligence of these two
>>69210174
That's a shooting star press, not a frog splash, anon.
>>69225344
>Feared flight
>You in charge of not being a retard
>>69222418
Raphael dos Anjos
Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban
Joseph Duffy
Mike Pyle
Joe Rogan is a funny guy, for all the "religion sucks, religious people are nuts, bigoted" and so on, he sure sounds intolerant as fuck whenever someone has a religion and goes to his podcast. He's like HEY MAN WHY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? As if they are part of the hitler youth or something.
Then the guest goes to the bathroom and Rogan comments that they probably don't really believe that because they seem like nice people.
also this coming from a self proclaimed "open minded" person
>>69225443
my worldview is more legitimate because ayuasca
>>69224513
Welterweight rejects: the card
What did he mean by this?
>>69225553
>my wifes son on alphabrain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIBi_lszsg
Is this guy the prime definiton of a cuck?
>>69225404
It's not fearing flight. It's fearing falling with style, anon.
>>69222418
>Raphael dos Anjos
>Roy Nelson
>Alan Jouban
>Joseph Duffy
>Alberto Mina
>>69225607
Yeah, fuck that guy, Aikido is so retarded, that guy is so delusional
>>69203211
Aircraft
>>69225758
I've got to respect that anon
Does any have any doo ho choi webms?
>>69225871
say that again
i'll snatch your birthday kid
>>69203821
I think Eddie is going to eat RDA alive but it has nothing to do with "recent upsets". Trends in MMA don't effect outcomes of fights
>>69222418
Pyle
Duffy
Jouban
Nelson
Alvarez
>>69225607
>I wouldn't let that guy tackle me, I just wouldn't have been there
>Wouldn't have been there
Mfw practicing Aikido turns your body into an etheral enigma at will
>>69225963
Add a picture u retard
>>69225920
Why did that guy get thrown out the window face first?
>>69226002
Good post
An Aikido black belt dude once came to our BJJ mat, needless to say, his body was in piss poor conditioning and could not even complete the whole warm up, he got tapped left and right and never came back
>>69226021
Oh that makes sense
>>69209817
>He punched GGG and Deontay Wilder and they didn't do shit
huh? No idea who that guy is, but I want to see footage of this.
>>69212344
pretty sure he's a Trump supporter, checks out.
>tfw no buddies to order the PPV with.
Anyone in the Twin Cities want to come watch?
>>69226099
>Twin Cities
Are you somalian?
>>69226075
Lol. It's horseshit
>>69226189
I mean he did yell at them and shit. The man has balls. But he didn't punk anyone out.
>>69226099
>mfw my regular heem buddy died in a workplace accident last week
>mfw this is the first PPV I'll be watching by myself since like 2010
>>69226189
just saw the video. What a weirdo.
>>69226235
sorry for your loss dude.
>tfw gonna have to stay up all night 3 days in a row
>>69226235
Sorry for your loss
What do you work in?
>>69226235
That's tough bro, sorry mane
>>69226235
sorry for your loss, we are all /heem/
>>69226045
riding and getting out of rides is such an under looked/under explained component to MMA and wrestling but is one of the most critical aspects of MMA, people talk about takedowns and scrambles but, riding? its so important, people dismiss lay and pray, but the actual technique to riding makes wrestling so dangerous to other grappling styles.
>>69226235
Lmao remember that one copy pasta from reddit about a dudes dad dying of some shit?
Got a lot of you's
>>69226274
>>69226305
>>69226340
Thanks lads
>>69226299
I didnt work with him. He worked in construction.
>>69226235
That is heartbreaking my friend. We will always be here to talk all things fights while they are taking place.
May Schaub bless you and your friends family.
>>69225607
>joe listening to that bar fight story
>>69226002
you wont wanna fight him anymore after he appears at your side and now your butt hurts
anyone feel like 200 will be the peak? like after that ufc will start shitting itself.
>>69226585
the machine grinds on, there will always be matches to make
zuffa might be trying to crush the sales numbers and sell high though
>>69226585
>not being excited for the potential 202 memes
>not having two breakfasts
>>69226585
I don't know, are you guys feeling the hype in the air for 200? Literally no one seems to be talking about it or asking me about it here, I'd have thought there night be more interest but it seems it's either Conor or bust for casuals
Mandrama fags might be the only thing that can push 200 past 100/202, there doesn't seem to be that buzz you'd expect there to be for UFC 200
How's everyone holding up?
>>69226740
terribly desu lad. heem and the UFC are the only things keeping me going
>>69226740
I'm gonna beginn adjusting my sleeping schedule tonight.
>>69226740
I'm doing alright. Should I go out tonight or stay in and watch a movie.
>>69226740
>tfw got a job interview today
>tfw want to go full conor in it
>>69226774
that's a mother fucking fight fan
>>69226723
>Mandrama fags might be the only thing that can push 200 past 100/202, there doesn't seem to be that buzz you'd expect there to be for UFC 200
my casual buddies didn't even know it was next weekend.
Did the UFC fuck up by bloating this weekend with fight events?
They have to promote 3 events. Might confuse some people.
>>69226836
not nearly as much heat for the jones / DC rematch
>>69226774
>adjusting their sleeping schedule for fights
>>69226836
>>69226723
I'm not feeling much hype either
I don't see why we should be, other than the fact that it happens to be the UFC's 200th event
The UFC should have stepped up their advertising if they wanted casuals to care about it
I think they've done a good enough job for everyone who's at least somewhat a fan of MMA to tune in though
>>69226876
oh wow there's fights on thursday, friday, and saturday
i'm so confused
>use ufctv.py w/ cracked fightpass account to stream ufc fn 90 through vlc
>watch tuf finale on tv
>stream ufc 200 w/ acestream
wow its so hard
>>69226836
>>69226893
That's what I'm thinking man, no one really seems all that hyped. The card has good fights and big names, but not to casuals. They don't really give a shit about Aldo, Tate, Cain and to a stretch, JBJ because as the other anon mentioned, there's not that same heat going into it.
Just makes me wonder if it'll do all that well honestly, no one's taking
>>69226809
sunday is movie day,
>>69226938
I don't think it'll be the Pacquiao-Mayweather of modern MMA, and that makes me happy
I don't think the UFC is intending it to be that either, considering how they haven't ramped up their marketing machine as much as they could have
It'll do better than most, if not all, recent cards, but it won't be stupendous in terms of sales
I'm more hyped that Reebok is introducing color to the fighters' uniforms at UFC 200 than I am that it's supposedly a big event desu
>>69226998
>I'm more hyped that Reebok is introducing color to the fighters' uniforms at UFC 200
Oh shit I totally forgot about that. I wonder why there hasn't been a lot of talk about that.
>>69226998
Can't wait to get my reebook shirt for Canada's own, Brock Lesnar.
>>69226956
Good call. I'm gonna watch Green Room.
Thanks anon
>>69227021
Because it's Reebok and they'll tits it all up
>>69227073
Great movie. Worth staying in for.
Dana really dropped the ball by not getting Schaub on UFC 200, he probably has the third biggest fanbase in MMA right now (behind McGregor and Rousey). Schaub on a card immediately adds about 400k buys.
>>69227168
Enough of this fucking Schaub shit already.
>>69227168
I really do wonder how big Schaubs drawing power has grown since his podcast blew up. Pulling 100 million downloads on a monthly basis is insane.
>>69227207
beat it you cheeto fingered nerd, you wouldn't recognise greatness if it slapped you in the face.
>>69222418
Raphael dos Anjos
Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban
Joseph Duffy
Alberto Mina
>>69227228
if greatness slapped schaub in the face he would have to be carried out of the ring so the next fighters could walk in
>>69222418
Alvarez
Big Country
Jouban
The McMeme killer
Private Pyle
happy 4th of July /heem/, remember to shitpost from your cookouts and please don't eat the fries
>>69226723
that's because 200 sucks dick
>Aldo vs Frankie
shit fight, people wanted to see Conor vs Frankie, even on facebook twitter and stuff casuals were saying they wanted this fight, and it is a nice clash of styles match up. Instead Conor is staying active while keeping the belt without having to defend it.
>return of Brock
Who fucking cares. This guy was destroyed the last 2 fights he had, and he hasn't fought in 5 years.
>Cormier vs Jones 2
It's alright I guess, but also not a very mind blowing fight, they fought each other in a not that long ago.
What else have we got, Miesha Tate versus someone? Yeah that fight isn't very enticing for what a 200 type of event is supposed to be.
lads wheres all the media? i haven't seen shit from ufc 200 regarding live interviews or press conference when is all this shit?
>>69227561
Brazilian fight analysis = wgaf
>>69227493
glad to see a fellow american getting ready to celebrate the greatest country of all time's birthday
>>69224585
Why does Joe refuse to acknowledge us?
>>69227561
>a brazillian post
>>69227650
joe is us and we are all joe
so say we all
>>69227561
>69227561
>227561
>7561
>761
>71
>7
>1
>I rate Alan Jouban
i just watched his fights with dwyer and o'reilly
the fights are closer than you would think and they're both cans
dwyer lost to Randy Brown in his last fight, and Randy Brown is dogshit
>>69227609
Hang on, something doesn't quite fit here...
post your 4th of july walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH9AB16Crjk
some based filthy tom as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXnwUWWot1E
>>69227778
muhammad is gonna drop bombs on him
>>69227816
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
>>69226361
any good videos that show the basics of how to do it? sounds cool
>>69227561
Don't worry Brazil, I agree with you. Aldo Frankie is a worse rematch of an already average fight, Brock is mandrama garbage, Jones/Cormier was a snoozefest
>>69228078
maybe, rockhold is great at it too, might be one of those breakdown videos on it somewhere
>>69222418
dos Anjos
Lewis
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
>>69224441
>it is hard to believe that compound barbell lifts make you stronger
you're a fakkin eejit
>>69222418
RDA
Lewis
Jouban
Duffy
Pyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XArT8AvZ1tM
>>69228428
kek pure gold
>CORMS
>tfw these memes becoming real is too much for me even though i've forced half of them into existence
lol at all these casuals picking rda
then after the fight you'll all act happy and like you pretended eddie was gonna win
just like bisping vs rockhol
>>69228428
>Fred Durst now spends his days driving around in a mini-van vlogging about DC.
It all makes sense now.
>>69228709
Fuck off Rory Fan
>>69228742
>opening recycle bin
>not just right clicking and selecting empty recycle bin
>>69228742
y .png tho
>>69228754
>Not double checking the contents of the the recycling bin in case you accidentally deleted a dc succ image
WHERE IS THE STREAM
400 posts, 4:00 am in spain
it does really make you think
>>69222418
Alverez
Lewis
Joban
Duffy
Mina
>>69228742
rory was never my boy
>>69228768
because it's an objectively superior format
>>69227700
>a Swedish post
Long live Miesha's snapchat
>>69228906
i realy like those cupcakes
>>69228933
>I'm unironically attracted to women
>>69228945
>i post fedora pictures on 4chan
I think like 5-6 people make up like 80% of the posts
>>69228906
Wow a butter face in a 240p bikini. Watch porn like a normal adult.
>>69228709
eddie is not going to win
What is it about being a tripfag that makes your posts turn into complete faggotry?
>>69228977
it should be made so everyone has to have a username and we can give merits to good posts and demerit bad posts, that would clean things up
>>69222418
RDA
Nelson
Muhammad
Duffy
Pyle
>>69229011
>>69229026
zats_le_joke (2).rm
>>69222418
>Raphael dos Anjos
>Roy Nelson
>Alan Jouban
>Joseph Duffy
>Mike Pyle
>>69222418
>EDDIE
>Black Beast
>Jouban
>Duffy
>Pyle
>>69227561
>miesha tate vs someone
>sleeping on nunez
>>69227777
Kek
>>69222418
It's Rafael you utter retard
>>69229118
>mfw I'm literally the only one in the predictions to spell his name right
>>69229007
Haha hey guys I hate tripfags too haha
D-do I fit in yet?
>>69228956
>>69228995
he's better everywhere than rda besides bjj
he will heem rda, and heem him quick
eddie has great stand up and the wrestling to back it up
he's one of the only fighters in mma who knows how to throw the right hand lead and uses angles very well
rda will try to stand with him and it will be a mistake
>>69229162
Haha look guys i swear i didnt take my trip off
Get attention from real people, aspie
>>69229118
Who gives a shit you autist, he's a literal hue.
>>69229194
You say that like RDA hasn't developed great Muay Thai and didn't eat full on head kicks from Pettis and ran right through them
>he's one of the only fighters in mma who knows how to throw the right hand lead and uses angles very well
Clueless rhetoric: the post
>>69229196
try again sperg
>>69229221
I do, dummy, how fucking stupid are you to not know it's Rafael?
>>69229245
Took you long enough to edit the script you pathetic fuck
>>69229231
rda will taste that darkness again bud
accept it
>>69229265
You respond to me again and I will fucking take your head CLEAN OFF PUSSY
>>69229268
Not an argument
>>69229249
> uses the more common Spanish spelling on 4chan
Take it eacy bra
>>69226143
>NO.
>>69229282
lmao you dont have an argument bud besides rda improved his muay thai
so did werdum
how did that work out for him against a guy with great hands like stipe?
same thing will happen to rda
he wont be able to handle the right hand lead and angles
he's beat guys that come straight forward like cerrone, benson, and pettis
you casuals really don't know shit about eddie, or striking in general
your analysis was that rda has great muay thai, wow is that you jack slack?
Prophet Muscle is a scary bad man. Piana, Schaub, David Gay, Nelson and Fury are all shook as fuck. Apparently Conor saw Muscle and almost pissed himself. He could heem everyone here. Pic related. He punked Mayweather too.
>>69229310
>how did that work out for him against a guy with great hands like stipe
well, until he ran at him chin first
>>69229310
your the one who said werdum had better boxing than stipe
"prophet muscle" posts here
great
>>69229345
gottem
>>69229310
You type like a toddler, why would anyone trust your fight analysis?
>>69228993
would hit it desu
too bad she likes girls
>>69229310
>improved his Muay Thai
He has very good Muay Thai, you owe the point to prove Eddie's standup is better when RDA clearly has a more varied arsenal and arguably has shown more brutal and better overall standup
>so did Werdum
Not an argument
>how did that work out for him against a guy with great hands like Stipe
He rushed in recklessly, if you want to make an assumption that Werdum and RDA training at the same gym and a rumor that they do rush after and get angry when hit hard (like Werdum was against Stipe before he got KOed) and that RDA will do the same thing, go ahead, don't act like that's anything but a wild guess though
Your argument however was more implicating that Eddie would simply knockout RDA because he has better standup, and not the thing I just talked about
>he wont be able to handle right hand lead and angles
Obvious clueless rhetoric again
>that come straight forward
Oversimplified and utterly wrong generalization, unassumingly just to try and support the previous nonsense
You're still not making an argument, just being a giant autist because you don't have one and/or don't want to bother making one, presumably because you're just looking for (You)'s
Well you got one, what's the next step in your master plan?
>guys I'm such an expert
Don't
Respond
To
Tripfags
>>69229345
>making shit up
i never said he had better boxing than stipe
dont make baseless accusations
>>69229376
it's 4chan bro, do you expect formal writing you autist?
>>69229392
crashing the rda hypetrain
with no survivors
>>69229403
lol all good analysis
i predicted if maia got it to the ground he'd finish it
i predicted if it was standing stipe would outbox him
i predicted shogun vs anderson would be a boring decision, although shogun got the split
nice autism in making the pic tho
>>69229425
>not sounding like a 5 year old is "formal writing"
Jesus christ man.
>>69229453
>all good analysis
Except the part where you were utterly wrong in all of them
>>69229425
theres actually a pretty big base to that accusation, but you're already retarded if you think eddie alvarez is going to win
>>69229460
>>69229317
supposed to have been trained by mayweather.....
has to punk him?
get this bullshit out of here
>>69229453
>i predicted shogun vs anderson would be a boring decision
wow boys we've got a regular sherlock over here
is it just me boys or is it raining (you)'s?
>>69229466
read the post i literally said stipe would outbox him
>>69229465
win some you lose some
>>69200203
>PIANA
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>>69229504
>>69229504
but in your case you lose all of them
>>69229504
You lost all them
The archives are so great
>>69229526
thats not true bud
i've predicted nate over conor (only 4 ppl on /heem/ did), lil nog over cummins, caraway over sterling, hall over mousasi off the top of my head and many others
>>69229530
>be angry at a tripfag for tripping
>Oh, I know! I'll give them attention, surely that will stop them from using a tripcode!
>>69229552
> lil nog over cummins
Was Cummins a favorite on heem or something?
It's honestly a bit sickening how fucking pathetic some of you are
>>69229544
most of those arent even me bro
and you shopped the others ones
>>69229560
I don't tripfags, I hate fags
>>69229569
Yes
/heem/ thought Nog was USADA'd like every other old Brazilian and picked against him
I'll admit I did too
>>69229571
Why don't you cool it, bud?
>>69229569
literally everyone picked cummins but me
>>69229571
do you actually think you're better
>>69229569
No, it's just an autist with
d̶o̶w̶n̶'̶s̶ Dunning-Kruger syndrome
Bob Sapp lost again guys...
>>69229617
nice bro is that the next insult after cuck?
better tweet joe rogan
>>69229608
um yes
look at this shit lol>>69229544
>>69229575
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/brown%20via/username/rory%20fan%20/
>also i realized i'd messed up in my first pick, i meant to pick brown via heem not maia. how silly would that be?
kek
>>69229645
NEW
>>69229650
>3000 posts early
>>69229650
>20 posts early
>>69229633
It takes all of 5 minutes to compile something like that. Sorry you're too stupid to use a computer for something other than typing :(
>>69226880
Fuck! I just now noticed the dude taking a hit on that joint.
>>69229571
hope you vomit
new thread
>>69229711
>>69229711
>>69229711
>>69229694
>It takes all of 5 minutes to compile something like that.
actual real autism
>>69229753
Nope. You're just stupid :)
dana tipped this guy $500, what a lad
https://youtu.be/gJTB3L91hYY
around 1:40
>>69203523
Did we just watch that dude's eye swell shut in real time?
So is the Pianoman actually gonna fight ? Is it gonna be streamed or sth ?
>>69235103
Yup you're never supposed to blow your nose. Ever.
>>69230083
that's like a normal person giving a quarter to a kid at a candy store
