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Previous thread: >>69233045

News:

>Aldo not retiring until he gets Conor rematch
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/4/12093182/ufc-200-sorry-but-jose-aldo-not-retiring-until-he-lands-conor-mcgregor-rematch-mma

>Alberto Mina content with being part time fighter
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-fight-night-90s-alberto-mina-content-with-part-time-status-fighting-has-never-paid-enough

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq0PXpMmef0

>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
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if UFC 200 doesn't do at least 2 million buys it's an embarrassment to the entire """"""""sport"""""""
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>>69246708
>Aldo not retiring until he gets Conor rematch
Isn't he 29 or something? Why's he talking about retiring?
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>>69246829
It won't. I think 202 actually gets more buys
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>>69246900
if the injury bug stays away from it, it actually might
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/4/12046796/sage-northcutt-says-loss-to-bryan-barberena-was-a-fluke-would-ve?

Sage slowly drifting in the lost battalion
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>>69246829
reminder that casuals only show up for mandrama main events
100 got 1,600,000 buys, and 196 got 1,500,000 buys
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>>69246859
Lots of mileage on him
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>>69246708
Sounds like they distorted Anthony Bourdain's voice to make it deeper. Weird
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Requesting next thread to be Captain America Edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBN00a_tg4w
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Here's the real thing about Brendan Schaub claiming he's a bad matchup for Brock: he's entirely right

Schaub had two great things as a heavyweight that others in the division lack: good movement and good transitions

The movement would allow him to play matador to Brock and just tire him out for 2-3 rounds, and even if Brock got to him, remember Schaub managed to go 20 minutes with fucking Cyborg Abreu without being subbed, yeah he did it by evading Cyborg but that's precisely the point, if he can evade Cyborg he can evade Lesnar easily

Moreover, Schaub had some crisp striking that made good use of reach and length, I'd give the speed advantage to him and while Brock has power, I think Schaub could punch on the inside as Brock wings hooks at him

He really is a bad matchup for Brock if you look at it objectively, and I think you'd be surprised
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>this guy thinks he's gonna come off a 4 1/2 year hiatus, maul mark hunt, and continue to fight in the UFC
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>>69246708
It's ok to wait til 500 posts, you fucking sperg loser.
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>>69247092
Schaub Bless my brother. That was an excellent breakdown of what would sure be a fight for the ages, decimating all PPV records worldwide.
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>>69247136
>TWO POSTS EARLY REEEEEEEEEEE
>calling other people spergs
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>hilary getting BTFO on rogancast
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>>69247130
>that Jack Links product placement
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>>69246859
He's old as fuck physically, I honestly believe he was about to retire had he beaten Conor.
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Can someone post the Luke Thomas marines picture?

>>69247196
she's a horrible human being but she'll win i'm pretty damn sure unfortunately
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>>69247059
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>>69247092
Beautifully said my man, Schaub Bless.
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2 Brock Lesnar's vs 4 Mighty Mouses

who takes it?
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>>69247196
Praise kek

>>69247242
No she won't. She will win as much as remain won in Britain or Ronda won 193
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What foreigners thinks about Fedor?
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>>69246998
>>69247237

Lmao @ ur lives
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>>69247322
2 Brock Lesnar's what
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>>69247342
GOAT of all-time
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>>69247322
2 brocks

6+ mighty mice
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>>69246708
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>>69247342
Best of his era, washed up and past his prime with an outdated skillset in the modern era
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Who is your FAVORITE WOMEN'S MMA FIGHTER

>>69247339
>No she won't. She will win as much as remain won in Britain or Ronda won 193

she belongs in prison for life, and i don't care if '''''''''the other side''''''''' wins, but i'll literally bet money she'll win
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>>69247348
>delete chin
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>>69247092
wow so ebin bro xD
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>>69247348
He got slept by a meme, he has bags under his eyes all the time, he's balding, he looks soft, USADA wrecked him dude.
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>>69247408
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Jon
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>>69247409
literally what the fuck was he thinking here
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let me
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>>69247424

>USDA wrecked him dude

Btw most of those things you described are symptoms of living in Brazil
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>>69247173
And why couldnt you wait?

Thats right youre an obsessive child with actual Asperger's
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>jose training like in his wec days

This please me. Maybe this loss was good for him
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You think Im just gonna sit here and let you gag me Jon?
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What happened to machida? I thought he potentially failed USADA test
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can namajunas beat the polish princess?
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i wonder who seagall will be sitting next to at 200
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>>69247472
He wasn't, he was just mad
Goob was in his head
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>>69247033
how do I achieve this mode
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>>69247581
>aldo is a veteran
>conor won't be able to get under his skin
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>the ufc died with johny hendricks
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>>69247613
https://youtu.be/CdKHfzT1cnU?t=30s

Randy Couture: The original mewvment memer
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>>69246981
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Who never left Aldo train here ?
All I see is people talking shit but he must have some fans. Come on I cannot be the only one
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JACKED WHITE BOY COMING THRU
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>>69247649
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>>69247682
I like him but only because he's cute, kind of like a baby monkey
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>>69247559
if karolina is the polish princess.. joanna is the polish ladytroll?

rooting for karolina so hard, if you know what i mean

i think she can beat namajunas (based on their respective last fights)

kowalkiewicz looked very focused and discipline, her shots were landing and her mewvment was impressive

rose had a tough opponent on tecia and it looked like she didn't give everything
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Who /conorbabby/ here?
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>>69247561
That's a hilarious meme. I love it.
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DC literally cried
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I LOVE IT

I LOVE IT
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>>69247757
here lad
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>>69247774
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>>69247679
i can see the bend in the blue line you lazy shitlord
aren't you a graphic designer or something
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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
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>>69247808
Seeing Jon Jones cry after 200 will be glorious
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>>69247682

Me and another ameribro are fans. I regularly post Aldo pics.
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>>69247857
he doesn't have tear ducts
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kek

>>69247857
Jones doesn't have feelings m8
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how BIGG did you lads get on this diet
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>>69247906
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>>69247472
>I'm going to shut this Irish nigger up
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>>69247941
i miss this meme, now heem's filled with shitty piana posting
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>>69247955
Alex won tbqh
Jones did absolutely nothing for the first 4 minutes of round 4, then threw a meme elbow and suddenly he's winning the round? Nah bro
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>>69248006
>sweden
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>>69247854
>>69247941
>>69248004


>“You can hold it. I don’t let people take pictures with it, cause iIt took me seven years, a couple of broken noses, a couple of broken hands, a fractured chin and a torn bicep to get it.”
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>>69248006
the first four minutes he did absolutely nothing?

lol you might want to watch that round again bud
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>>69247808
>>69247774
What happend? I am bad in english.
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>>69248006
I agree man. I still want to see that rematch
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>>69248006
>Alex won
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>>69248006
>alex won
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>>69246829
>>69246100
From what I remember, Brock didn't sell that many PPVs after he lost the belt. Conor is probably a much bigger star now.
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NAME YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE FIGHTS
1. Fedor vs Nog 1
2. Cro Cop vs Wanderlei Silva 2
3. Frank Mir vs Brock Lesnar 2
4. Chael Sonnen vs Anderson Silva
5. Georges St Pierre vs Matt Hughes 2
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>she doesnt even know you exist
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>>69248108
>>69248136
mfw half shaded in tattoo
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>>69248075
Plenty of champions have gone through the same, if not worse, and still let people hold their belt.

Fuck him and his 32" reach.
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>>69248175
i want her to shit on my face, i mean.. sit
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>>69247342

Overrated dogshit, fought to a draw with FABIO MALDONADO (4-6 UFC)
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>>69248206
dont fuckin talk about my boy like that you son of a bitch
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>>69248175
which fighter is this?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10665370
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>>69247408
How is this even a question? she's an absolute munnnster.
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>>69248206
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>>69247342
My personal hero, and role model.
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whats with all the casuals lately? is it brocks return?
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>>69248006
>Alex won
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>>69248343
>"whats with all the casuals"
>29 posters
>probably all of them have been regulars for years
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>>69248343
Yeah, brought in a bunch of /asp/ies. They'll be gone once based Hunto sleeps that traitorous goof
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>>69247941
I went from 77kg to 92kg withing 1 month, srs
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>>69247955
what video is that from?
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>>69248108
>>69248136
>>69248365
>Jon won
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>>69248532
great results m8
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badass poster

> Travis Browne def. Brendan Schaub
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>>69248544
lmao
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>>69248567
im 6'6 btw
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Who has Chris Weidman cornered before and who are his training partners? I need to make a My Boy affiliates list
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>>69248590
BLACKED
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>>69248544
>Implying face after the fight means anything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK3_q3RQAWU
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>>69248610
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8TkxIU0lIk
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Jones has never faced an opponent who knows what it's like to fight him, and has his first ever professional rematch at UFC 200.

Is that a factor in the fight?
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>>69248685
yes
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>>69248494
this fat fuck is going to be steam rolled by the beast incarnate BROCK LESNAR
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weeeeew
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>>69248824
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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this rogancast is really good. this guy knows his sit.
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>>69248603
probably just Aljamain "muh marketability" Sterlin and Ragin Al
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>>69249004
who's on?
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>>69249071
Some lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
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>>69249153
What the fuck is wrong with Paige's face?
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>>69249153
cant wait for vanzant to demolish that disgusting degenerate
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>>69248590
Has he got the Rumble or Cormier tats yet?
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>>69249004
>>69249071
>>69249091

they're discussing homosexuality in prison and porno movies while serving time
>dick porn in jail
>people would pay money to see a fucked up jizzing himself all alone
>donald J. trump is the main topic
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Chad Laprise-Thibault Gouti for Fox 21 Vancouver card which still isn't Pettis-Oliveira

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/thibault-gouti-vs-chad-laprise-joins-vancouvers-ufc-on-fox-21-lineup
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>>69249091
did Joe buy some new cameras?
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>>69249260
rogan is a hoot
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>>69249202
Ol chimpface looks the same as always unfortunately

>people unironically find her attractive

I will never understand why people give Joanna Champion shit, she's a qt3.14
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>>69249299
joanna is ugly dude
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>>69249316
joanna is an* ugly dude
fixed 4 (You)
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>I watch JRE

>I watch the delayed Fag Cuckpanion over the actual live commentary
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>>69248818
BROCK LESNAR!!! BROCK LESNAR!!! BROCK LESNAR!!!

HE HIT HIM WITH A DAMN CHAIR!!!
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Does anyone want Frankie "The Jersey Devil" Edgar to win?

Also, is Michael Bisping English?
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>>69249349
It's not delayed for me when I pause and unpause my DVR, nigger.
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>>69249349
rogan is a worse comedian than jim norton
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>>69249440
Lol, you miss the live broadcast because you want to listen to a bunch of fags talking over each other about jerking off
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>>69249264
it still isn't anything else either pal
i'll change it when we find out what the main event is
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>>69249485
yes
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>>69249485
>implying I'm missing anything by not hearing anik and kenflo.
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>>69249399

Frankie was never my boy
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>>69249299
>wmma
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>he doesn't live vicariously through the Joe Rogan Experience
>he isn't a friendless social outcast NEET that looks forward to Companions because it makes him feel like he's watching the fights with 8 or 10 buddies and not sitting in a shit-jug-laden basement that reeks of cum

holy shit you fucking casuals need to fuck the fuck outta my /heem/
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>>69249299
>trying that hard to look cute
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>>69249661
And it's not Pettis Oliveira, I'm pretty sure the UFC has flat out stated that they are searching for a main event

Please be more mindful of my autism next time, thank you
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The Fight Network is replaying UFC 182 and holy shit I forgot about how badly Miles Jury was outclassed by Cowboy
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>>69247682
I'm a fan, and I'm not the person >>69247880 is referring to, because I don't post much, and don't think I've ever really posted about Aldo. I really hope he can pull off the win against Frankie again. Dunno what's in store for him if he loses, maybe they'll feed a can to him to help get him back on track.
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No one dropped of 200 yet. This is too good to be happening.
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>>69250173
Brunson did
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Is Hollys husband a cu*k? Do you think he enjoys watching Jon pounding her tight butthole?
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>>69250065
I looked at the event's wikipedia page once, and it said UFC on Fox 21: Cruz vs Caraway for some reason
That would be a good main event for a fox card desu
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>>69250186
who
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>>69250194
wow what a great post thanks for contributing
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>>69250173
Mousasi was originally supposed to fight Derek Brunson
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>>69250194
100%
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>>69250186
We legit got a better fight ot of it. Are the mma good really this good with us for once?
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>>69250198
Derek Brunson you fucking goofball, watch your fucking mouth before I make it wired shut
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>>69250252
I was pretending bro
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>>69250272
FUK U GOOF
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>>69248603
He was in Wonderboy's corner for the Rory fight
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>>69250272
So i was you doofus lol

But I swear to fucking christ if you ever talk like that again, I'll break your fucking fingers one by one

There is no joke here
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>>69250318
that's enough beer for you
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>>69250351
I'm a teetotaler you degenerate

Only thing I get drunk off of is life

Alcohol is for LOSERS
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>>69250372
>he gets drunk at all
haha loser
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>>69250372
>so i was you doofus

drunk af
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will joanna win?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

Jon Jones gonna come out to this lads
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why does joanna eat eggs everyday?
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What will Mcgreggor say to Nate at the conference? Will Nate hold back and keep it neutral, maybe UFC will pay him fucktons of money to not bully Conor
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>>69250565
shes trying to get a heartdisease
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>>69250623
>youre not partying with team alpha male

jlmdims
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>>69250623
garbagendt figured out that he doesnt like chimps
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>>69250623
his mom is a literal native american why is he happy about murica
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>>69250705
young'ns nowadays forget where they come from anon
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DC is actually a LOT thinner now than back when he fought Jones the first time
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>>69250810
faggot
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>>69250810
Who is this manlet
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>>69246849
RELEASE THE ORC
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>>69250848
did he grow 8 inches too?
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>>69250610
Conors thing is mostly just talk in volume and over whosever else is talking. He'll be fine since he'll have thought it out prior and say he was winning or maybe even bring up an injury
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The crowd was actually extremely quiet during Jones vs DC
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is this the only clean WW fighter?
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>>69250988
Conor
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>>69250988
rename it to: ''I really really like kids''
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>>69246829
it literally wont even get a million buys, and if it does, it'll only get 1.2 mil - 1.4 mil and ONLY because it's ufc 200 and it's the weekend after 4th of july

this card is a complete let down and couldve been fucking lightyears better
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>>69251034
i guess you can say joe silva came up short
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>>69251034
>this card is a complete let down and couldve been fucking lightyears better
this card is fucking amazing and you're not even a fight fan bud
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reply to this post with a fighter who should unironically be cut
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>>69251111
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>>69251081
your opinion = wgaf
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>>69251111
Valerie
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>>69251165
you're not even a fight fan
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>>69251111
Artem, but it's fun to watch him struggle.
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You're walking down the street when suddenly someone comes up to you and says

>I rate Fedor.

How do you respond?
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>>69251325
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>>69251325
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>>69251129
RIP
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K goofs

You have 10 seconds to convince me why the UFC would not pay Nate to take a dive to keep the Goober train going

A possible defeat would mean losing a shitload of money and I dont think JewFC would allow that
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>>69251359
>trusting nate with info that would literally ruin your company
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>>69251359
Nate would not dive
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>>69251359
>>69251418

Nate definitely would take a dive, but the UFC would worry too much

which is why they will poison him
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>>>/asp/
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>>69251029
worst/most failed forced "meme" ever
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>>69251459
>forced
you don't know what that means
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>>69247024
God damn it Almeida, why did you let edgelord Cody Garbrandt beat you?

What are we gonna see for Thomas Almeida next? Think he will bounce back well from this, or will he be another Barbosa type, win some, lose some?
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>>69251459
Thats this man
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>>69251404
this is the only legit reason I thought too but on the other hand all the shilling power UFC has>>>>Nate

Its also very easy to play the retard card against Nate,casuals would buy this easily and Nate's debate skills dont help at all

Wasnt Anderson Silva recentaly the one that apologised on twitter for false steroid accusations?
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>>69251481
Yes I do. It is forced. It's not based on anything, hardly anybody thinks it's funny, only a couple people post it = it is a forced meme
>>
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>>69251540
the customers would be less of a problem than the rich/powerful people who bet a shit load on the fights
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>>69251527
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>>69251548
I was half joking now I know you don't know what it means.
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>>69251630
Whatever you say pal. Pretty sure if you don't think my definition is accurate, you're the one who is mistaken
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>>69251579
>the people who give your company its value are less of a problem than people who bet a lot of money on sporting events
do you want to know how I know you're retarded
>>
heem my body isn't ready

im not even sure what I'm gonna do the day of the fights

I might have to rumble with somebody
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>>69251558

Jesus

RIP his knee
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>>69251548
>forced

stop using this word and just say you hate it
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>>69251448
https://youtu.be/YVSQSSxEONE
Skip to 10:20
Nate is not a company man, he wouldn't dive
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>>69251459
/heem/ is full of unfunny memes these days, the roidhead one, the "last thread haha" shit and more
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>>69251719
He is young as fuck there but I agree he is not a pr guy

Watch the interview after the Johnson fight though,he clearly states that he's tired of this shit and he wants the big money

If he wont dive in this case I would be very very surprised
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>>69251702
I am annoyed by it, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a forced meme posted by probably 2-3 people

>>69251755
I think I actually dislike the DC dick suck meme more than any of them. It seems like the kind of thing that's only funny to people 20 years and younger.
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>>69251790

Nate too autistic to take a dive

The second he gets hit he's gonna hit you back
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>>69251719
>>69251790

Being a company man means that you would take a dive idiot

Nate has said time and time again that he doesn't fight because he likes it, in fact I'm pretty sure I've heard him say he hates fighting and that he just wants to make lots of money
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>>69251755
This guy knows
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>>69251558
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>>69251818
New studies clearly indicate that autism is effectively treated when you are offered 3 mil invisible untaxed money to fall over a Goober's left hand in the 4th
>>69251827
this is the golden chance for him to cash out.I am considering betting on Goober anything I have,since the odds would be also better
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>>69251681
I'll let you bang bro
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>>69251404
they tol me ta take a dive but iss all good tho huh huh huh
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>>69251904
Nate Diaz obviously gained a lot of fans by beating McGregor but the UFC can't hype up future Diaz fights nearly as much without Conor

if Conor wins this fight, there will be a trilogy fight down the road

the UFC will tell Nate that all he has to do is lose the second fight to ensure the third happens and rather than make 3M he takes home 6M
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>>69251999
I think you'd be surprised. Look at Holly, she was gonna headline over Rumble vs Teixeira ffs and is still healdining over Barboza vs Melendez
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4TH OF JULY
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>>69252092
>>
Guys, I started Lexapro a few months back and now I hardly give a shit about MMA, or anything for that matter. Please help me rekindle the spark that I once had during my obsessed escapism during my depression
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>>69252047
That's probably just UFC desperately trying to keep WMMA from falling into obscurity now that Ronda's gone. Also, Holly is former champ, none of the 4 guys you listed have been champs.
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>>69252113
NOT JULY 4TH
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>>69252129
it's not the lexapro, it's because Mcgregor hype train got derailed
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>>69252129
Pick a fight this weekend and gamble $50 on it.
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>>69252047
What do you mean look at Holly?

She hasn't fought since fighting on the same card as McGregor.
Holly isn't headlining because people are lining up to see her, she's headlining because the UFC needs to keep her relevant in the public eye until Ronda comes back so they can set up that rematch. Her opponent won a split decision over Kaufman and then lost to Nunes. Holm lost the belt and is fighting #7 next.

It's a tune-up fight to keep Holly active, nothing more.
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>>69252129
this is why I'm afraid of getting on anti-depressants

Have some inspo from Sensei Segal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
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>>69252129
Do you take benzos with it?

Usually its not the SSRI fault for apathy since its an upper but the benzos are making you a lazy uninterested fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXXukngswY
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>obsessed escapism during my depression

we are all /heem/

it's okay to have the maximum intensity feel

or the minimum, if you may

i quit smoking weed six months ago and it's one of the best things i've done this year, now i'm getting jacked, plus my height is 6'3" and my reach is 81", so basically i'm pretty much a red panties destroyer

rent some hookers for the weekend and enjoy wasted pussy and cheapass liquor while watching fights with them in some decayed hotel far from town

psalm 69: the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs

may the bruce be with you
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>>69252290
>t. literally doesn't know what he's talking about

don't listen to this guy, seriously, holy shit
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>>69252164

Mcgregor annoys me

>>69252165

I guess I can put it on MY BOY Pyle

>>69252225

I may not care about things but holy crap I am much more sociable and outgoing when I have to be. Otherwise I'm the same shut-in
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>>69252220
How dare you. Shevchenko is one of the most dangerous fighters in the division and has truly world-class striking. This could be Holm's biggest challenge yet.

t. Joe Rogan
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>>69252324
>I may not care about things but holy crap I am much more sociable and outgoing when I have to be. Otherwise I'm the same shut-in

That's something. How's your sex drive/your sexual performance while on the meds? Another thing that scares me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHgrqOIXoN8
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>>69252291
w'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''mma''''''''''''''''''''''''
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>>69252367

I'll tell you when I get laid

anyway, anyone from heem going to Vegas this week?
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>>69252322
I've been abusing benzos for years and I know that they make you a lazy fuck

SSRI is pretty much an upper and its pharmacologic reaction is pretty much the same as mdma,since it locks the serotonin reception inhibitors

I dont know about daily use and side effects though

tl;dr I am much more xperienced in drugs than you and I could heem you every time
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>>69252472
>its pharmacologic reaction is pretty much the same as mdma
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>>69252346
Her striking has looked like utter shit so far

She's getting koed because she has absolutely no ability to turn it on
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>>69252472

>SSRI is pretty much an upper and its pharmacologic reaction is pretty much the same as mdma
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>69252472
>SSRI is pretty much an upper and its pharmacologic reaction is pretty much the same as mdma

you're way off base, not even trying to be a dick, you're just wrong about this
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>>69252502
we're talking about the pharmacologic action,not the high dummy

google this shit if you dont believe me

anyway I dont want to derail this thread
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>>69252576
Schaub bless.
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>>69252129
What is your dosage? You could try upping it to as much as 30-40MGs. Or lowering it to 10-15 if you're on 20MGs.

There's a newer medication on the market called Trintellix you could ask your psychiatrist about.

You could also ask about Emsam, it's a patch you put on your skin.
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>>69252576
>NORTHCUTT IS A MOTHERFUCKER, MAN
>MARIN IS A MOTHERFUCKER TOO THOUGH, 5 SUBMISSIONS OUT OF 8 WINS
>YEAH

>ASSUNCAO IS A MOTHERFUCKER, MAN
>DILLASHAW IS A MOTHERFUCKER TOO THOUGH, MAN
>YEAH
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>the best looking girl in the UFC isn't a ring girl
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>>69252645

Thank you, daytime TV advertisement
>>
Quick! Post Fighter Name Alternatives!

>Celsius Liquidtelum
>Rosemary Westcutt
>Jessica Rigatoni
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>>69252592
you lost all credibility when you said an ssri shouldn't be making you depressed/apathetic. literally millions of people who give them a fair trial have that reaction
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>>69252667
I kek'd

>>69252682
I agree sir
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>YFW Amanda Nunes is a UFC champion ....
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>>69252290

>Usually its not the SSRI fault for apathy
it's very well documented that SSRIs can cause apathy, though
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2989833/
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>>69252692

>Jimmy Hendrix
>Abel Velasquez
>Dirty Sanchez

am i doing it rite?
>>
>>69252692
Chris Narrowman?
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>trusting drug info from anyone other than Rogan
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>>69252692
Aljamain Albatross
Chris Paleboy
Rory Burgerking
Damian Inka
Luke Stonegrab
Ray Klingon
Patrick Climax
Uriah Foyer
>>
>>69252576
Oh wow, Rogan and Schaub talking utter nonsense about fighting for 10 minutes, then 2 hours of cocksucking stories

I fucking hate those faggots, mostly Schaub, Rogan's a douche but he turns it up 10 notches around schaub
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>>69252855
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>>69252855
There is no need to be upset. May Schaub bless your soul
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Post UFC fighters who you think watch anime
I would be very surprised if he hasn't watched the generic black people anime t.b.h.
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>>69252932
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>>69252932
Hunt is a confirmed weeb. I think it's mostly black fighters watching DBZ I think.
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>>69252952
that's not cody pfister goof
>>
>>69252932

Wonderboy
the dozen or so fighters that have DBZ tattoos
Brimage

DBZ is just too obvious though
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>>69252692
Gertrude Aceveda
>>
>>69252692
Cody Rembrandt
Randy Fashion
Rafael De Demônios
>>
Cormier is looking haggard as shit in these UFC 200 promos.

Do you think he'll retire if he loses?
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>>69252692
Mark Gather
Matt Green
Travis Greene

>>69252795
>>Abel Velasquez
Nice one
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>>69253136
>Randy Fashion

checks out.
>>
There are 9 current and former champions on the 200 card.
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>>69253195
Yes, besides that if he loses to Jon again I don't think he'd ever want to show up in the cage again
>>
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>>69252848
>Uriah Foyer
Kek'd
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>>69252692
Anal Quill
Coitus Confine
Fellatio Pencil
>>
>>69252848
>Patrick Climax

lmao
>>
>>69252692
HJ Penn
Bear Swanson
Ricardo Alpacas
>>
>>69248266
Holy fuck the tongue and teeth on that thing
>>
>>69253486
i hear those things are called dogs
never seen one though
wtf is with those sharp teeth and that long tongue, shit's unnatural lad
>>
>>69252692
Entire Book VanZant
Dog Zingano

>>69253377
Fuck you gotta tell me who Coitus Confine is I can't figure it out
>>
>>69252692
Luke Mineralclasp
Rick Anedcdote
Uriah Lobby
>>
>>69247682

Aldo is my boy
>>
>>69253600
they're all Bj

i bent the rules little
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>>69248298

it's arianny you goof
>>
>>69253629
That makes sense now. Nicely done
>>
Is it good or bad when a belt gets passed around after every fight? I don't consider someone a champion if they've never defended the belt
>>
>>69251719

Not being a company man =/= having some ironclad sense of "honour"

Even if Nate absolutely hated fighting and the UFC, I guarantee he would take a dive if the UFC offered him a few mil. There isn't a single fighter who wouldn't, with the possible exception of retired fighters who are rich af already and care more about their legacy than increasing their net worth by a small fraction (so basically just GSP).
>>
>>69253826
but they beat the previous champ, who also beat the previous champ, who also beat the previous champ, who also
which implies that the ladder is hot lava
HOT LAVA
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>>69253826

meme question

Dont ever post here again
>>
>>69253860
meme post
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>>69253345
kek its real

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/750090430344298496
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>>69253867
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>>69253345
>niviaceel
>>
If you had enough starting capital, you could make an absolute killing approaching fighters who are highly ranked but not very rich and paying them to take dives. I would bet that you could make 75% of ranked UFC fighters take a dive for under 200k.
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>yfw Bork walk off KO's mark hunt in the first round
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>>69253826
I feel ya. Can't say whether it's good or bad.. When you get used to seeing champs like Silva, GSP, JBJ, MM, you get used to the champ being completely dominant and head and shoulders above the competition. It's simply not always the case though. The real question is, does that mean that the division is stacked with a bunch of talent, or that none of them are actually that talented?
>>
>>69253947
>howyoudoin31
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>>69253958
Zuffa is already mob-run

No goof would ever cross them by taking a dive
>>
>>69253961
I have no face cause there's zero chance that will happen.
>>
>>69253946
meme post
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>>69254003

bork fakes a TD and flying knee KO's mark hunt in the 1st round, my repeating digits don't lie
>>
>>69253958
From what I've heard, it can be kind of difficult to put big money on an MMA fight.
>>
>>69251034

smdh at casuals. This is a great card.
>>
>>69254040
well, 4040 is, technically, repeating digits... :0
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>>69253946
>zebotheclown
if i had a bentley i'd eat wherever the fuck i wanted in or on it
on the hood, in the trunk, on the roof
it's my car brah
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>>69254074
:^O
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>>69254054
>>69251034
It is a great card and it could have been light years better. I think >>69251034 's prediction is on point.
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>>69254095
explain what would have made it light years better in your opinion
are you just mad about goob being taken off the card
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>>69251111
but I listen to his podcast...
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>>69253900
dana confirmed for posting on heem
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>>69247092
every fighter he beat has left the ufc, only 1 fighter, gonzaga has since return to the ufc
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>>69254075
Yeah desu I don't quite get what he means by the "white trash" comment
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>>69254095

>It won't get a million buys even with Brock on.

Wew lad.
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>>69254207
Arlovski is still in the UFC
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>>69254210
it's the opposite of white trash because it's a luxury vehicle specifically designed to accommodate people in the back seat doing pompous things like eating fancy meals
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>>69252692

Review Apartheid
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>>69254226
fuk u goof

>"For anybody to think [Schaub] got robbed," White continued, "the first two rounds could have gone either way. First two rounds could have gone either way, and the third round, Schaub won the third round."


>"First of all, Arlovski looked slow. Arlovski looked soft," White said angrily. "Arlovski looked like he couldn't get off tonight. And neither one of them threw any punches in the first two rounds and Schaub still looked like he got hit with a baseball bat. For him to think he was robbed tonight is absolute comedy."
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Who has a worse record than Mark Hunt?
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>>69254332
Brock by every possible metric
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>>69252795

>Abel Velsaquez

Cain Trujillo
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>>69254332
Brock's will be fairly shit when Hunto caves his face in
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>>69254129
I think strong PPV buys tend to come more at crucial parts in the story of MMA. For instance, UFC 190 was a bad card, but a big part in the RRR story (which generated a lot of mainstream media attention). UFC 190 did 900,000 buys, even though it was a shittier than 189, which did 825,000.

I think it's a great card, but the biggest part of its story, so to speak, is the number 200 and Brock's return.

How it could have been better? In the reality we live in, it couldn't possibly be better. But, maybe, there's an alternate universe where Cain/Werdum didn't fall through [that caused the entire PPV to drop, which necessitated the creation of a replacement PPV event in order to get to UFC 200 on its predetermined date of 7/9], Ronda wasn't heem'd, Jon didn't almost kill a pregnant lady, and Conor wasn't afraid of Diaz. However, in the world we live in, I would say this is just about the best UFC 200 we could possibly get.
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>>69253612
Rick anecdote is awesome

Label Fish
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redpill me on Hunt vs Lesnar
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>>69254332

No one else cause Hunt is a can.
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>>69254355
>>69254341

So Brock and Hunt are duking it out for the worst active MMA record basically
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>>69254365
Hunto is gonna take his head off
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Need Jones to get coked up and do a promo like this to help UFC 200 buys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
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>>69254416
Out walks big fat Hunt
But who gives a fuck
It's all just a stunt
So this card doesn't suck.
McGregor is missing
But now here comes Brock!
His chest tattoo'd up
With a sword-looking cock.
He gets the crowd going
By bouncing his pecs;
While Buffer's announcing,
He grins with a flex.
The first round gets going,
We grimace with dread,
For the part where Hunto
Blasts off Brock's severed head.
But what unfolds so fast
(And before there's contact)
Hunt pretends that he's gassed
And just falls on his back!
"Brock's fists are HUGE Joe,"
Says Goldberg, entranced,
"Look at that combo,
All with strikes so advanced!"
Herb Dean jumps in quick
And as Brock wins the fight,
He squeezes his dick
And we fear for his wife.
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>>69254332

Artem
>>
I miss all the cormier shaking his head and laughing posts and variations
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>>69254451

Stipe manhandled Hunto on the ground, I fear what Brock might do to him.
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>>69254451
Stupid leafposter
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>>69254477
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>>69254365
a washed up roided up pro wrestler who didn't bother to master multiple martial arts and just used his power wrestling and HGH formed body to when a belt, returns after 5 years away because the WWE isn't paying him enough for a quick pay day against a massively brain damaged, naturally heavy set power puncher with 20 years of combat sports and a childhood full of abuse, who only fights because of his hallucinations about jesus and his purpose in life being to cause massive CTE to anyone that thinks a old fat man isn't dangerous.

So a man who thinks he's a fighter, but is a great power wrestler and a great actor/showman due to sports entertainment, is fighting an even older, and great power puncher with a systematically lobotomized cerebrum that only zealous faith in his jesus gave him the ability to deliver his extremely outlier high power blows and shorten the lives of all that trade blows with him.
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>>69254584
>to when a belt

whole argument fell apart here
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>>69254584

CRINGING at this post.
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>>69254584
Idiot
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spinning shit should be illegal desu
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>>69254811
i have 15 memekick webms, choose any one you want
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>>69254811
what about when you helicopter your dick at someone
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>>69254332
Considering his kickboxing record is 30 wins, 13 losses, when you put it all together, his real record is 42 wins, 23 losses.. Witch is actually pretty good rec..

Yeah, you and other casual newbs who shittalk about Mark Hunt probably wonder now "he was fighting in kickboxing?"
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>>69254827
gimme number 7
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>>69254872
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>>69254895
>that punch after he's obviously out
spinning shit make for good heems in webms but it feels like such a shitty finish in a match especially when its early

let's check out number 2 now
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>>69254858
I'm not talking about kickboxing bud lol
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>>69254938
i feel like muay thai is underrated in mma
muay thai guys you see in the UFC are slow on their feet and get BTFO when facing people with better footwork
that's not always the case though, eddy nait-slimani vs saenchai is an example of a muay thai guy being light on his feet and agile
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>>69254604
>>69254687
>>69254714
Come on, I'm as racist against Canadians as anyone here is, but that wasn't a bad assessment.
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>>69254000

they do look like mafiosos
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>>69255014
it was actually
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>>69251034
>couldve been fucking lightyears better

How, exactly?
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>>69255011
muay thai guys meaning pure muay thai strikers like albero uda and thomas almeida
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>>69246947
he's still my boy. How can action man not be your boy?
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>>69255071
"McGregor"

"GSP"

"Diaz bros"

"Robbie"

"Ronda"

"Super fights"
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>>69255011
Muay thai is pretty cool but like you said it rarely seems to be implemented correctly, you would think since they are mostly using thier feet they would be more light on their feet and have better footwork though I think sometimes they can manage without because of surprising and awkward angles kicks and knees can come from
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>>69255011
I just watched Lion Fight 29, and that is some dope shit. If anyone hasn't seen it, it's available on demand on AXS (or, probably, via torrent) and Jared Tipton vs John Nofer is especially good.
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>>69255060
Like I would listen to what a fucking Canadian has to say about it.
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>>69255186
lol idiot
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>>69255186
We're the consistently best posters on /heem/ bud
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>>69255213
this is actually true

you're on fire bud lol I love it
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>>69254584
good post, leafbud. the silent majority supports you.
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>>69255109
conor pussied out, therefore nate refused any other opponent.
nick is suspended until next month.
agreed on gsp, he should've beeen scheduled to fight anderson silva for the most anticipated meme fight in the history.
robbie fights at 201 against a company man, ronda is on suicide watch and her hypetrain got derailed when she rushed against a world kickboxing champ.
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Focus: UFC 199 edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkuMmJm5xQk
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>>69255245
Conor did not pussy out, he flexed and the UFC slapped him on the wrist and purposely set a pile of money on fire as a result

you're right Nick is still suspended

GSP vs Silva or GSP vs Robbie certainly would've made the card better

Ronda still not being back is the UFC's fault, they don't want to pressure her because she's so unstable but Ronda vs Holly 2 would've made UFC 200 absolutely legendary
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>>69255109
Although you're kind of being a cunt but I somewhat agree. Other than Brock, this feels like just another normal card (a good one, of course). With them touting this as "mind-blowing," it sort of falls short imo
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>>69255313
pussyshit
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>>69255340
It doesn't feel like a normal card, it has 3 title fights ffs
The only thing is the main even isn't some super fight, it's fairly bog standard and was actually a fight we were going to have a few PPV's ago so it doesn't feel all that special
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>>69255451
>undisputed title fight between two legends of the sport

That's on you, goofball
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>>69246947
I didn't know Benson Henderson was in there.
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>>69255488
Bam bam's his boy
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>>69254811
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>>69255488
>>69255506
barberena and bendo both train at mma lab
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Production on these are pretty good
Getting me more hype for 200 desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeI4oX4WIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5CyItRTOjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmTHCHCdNVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjyw6F47CEs
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Can I age my own post here >>69254359 ? I feel like it responds to >>69255245 , and >>69255451 , but hasn't gotten any precious (You)'s....
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>>69255683
fuck (you) how does that sound

and happy 4th of july
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>>69255702
I don't believe in holidays.
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>>69255481
Oy I'm not saying it's not a good fight
But it's a fight we should have had a few months ago anyway
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>>69246708
not a sport
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>>69254359
>>69255683
Here, have a (you) my man, I totally agree with your post
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>>69254359
Ronda / Holly rematch would have done gangbusters, even with Ronda having been heemed into pieces
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>>69255955
Actually, it is a sport, the only sport which is not also a game.
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>>69255974
Haha nice try loser, unless they're playing with inflatable balls, it's not a sport.
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What was the first card you torrented, anyone older than 23?
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>>69256015
What about hard balls like cricket?
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>>69254359

McGregor remaining on the card despite bitching the UFC around, Ronda rematching Holly, GSP returning, or a super fight between any two champions period would've made the card better

that said, all of those things require a lot, and I do agree that it's a fantastic card already

honestly if there was a fox card with Edgar vs Aldo I'd probably be super hype for that alone, it's the fact that nobody cares about Cain and Miesha that brings the card down

replace Miesha vs Nunes with Anderson vs anyone, or replace Cain vs Browne with GSP vs anyone, or any two champions vs each other, and you've got a card that would be ver very difficult to top
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>>69255675
>i'm not crying, i'm just SOBER

is the most cringy DC line of all time
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>>69256202
Sounds like you aren't sober.
Join the team; go clean.
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>>69256202
For real, DC's whole shtick is lame af. Nobody cares that Jon Jone has done drugs, partied, and had run-ins with the law. We're watching grown men try to knock each other out inside of a cage.
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>>69256380
And that's why you're an unsuccessful child
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>>69256394
I'm actually semi-successful and not a child. What's your point?
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>>69256415
semi-successful, semi-unsuccessful, what's the difference
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>>69256394
DC fans are so lame. I bet I'm older than you and earn more money than you.
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>>69256432
I bet my paycheck that you aren't

In case you didn't know my paycheck isn't the monopoly money mcdonalds gives you, bud
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>>69256432
how old are you and how much money do you earn
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>>69254811
I kinda know that feel.
I was goofing throwing spinning elbows on the bag today and fuck do they feel powerful.
I can't imagine walking into one

Spinning elbows OP, UFC plz nurf
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>>69256394
coffee is for closers bud

>nice guy? i dont give a shit. good father? FUCK YOU, go home and play with your kids. you wanna work here, CLOSE

i dont watch ufc to find role models
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>>69256432
dockfaggot spouting his usual stupid bullshit lol

you bend EMT on a dock bud holy shit lmao
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>>69256592
Nice post, friend
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>>69256592
how can a man be so based
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>>69256527
Coffee is for mental midgets with no self-control
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>>69256677
WOW
SHUT UP
STOP
bro rude don't talk to me i haven't had my coffee yet
how dare you approach me when i haven't had my coffee
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>>69255245
They know man.. all that nerves and whatnot is gone by your 3rd amateur fight and before that you fought in the streets, at school, the bar and the dojo at least 7-10 times so its not like you dont know whats coming. Its takes an incredible amount of skill, patience and discipline to make it at UFC level. I know because I tried and failed (dislocated shoulder that never healed) anyway, its cowardice because I did it too, I admit. A fought a guy and cut him when we bashed forehead to forehead, really I headbutted him. I stuck my finger in the gash and ripped it open even more because I wanted to win, I was losing on points and I saw an opening so I took it. Long story short, blood kept getting into his eyes basically fighting blind and at that point I pretended to go for another take down but really i wanted to headbutt him again. I got him on the nose, broke it i think and blood is gushing everywhere, I fought dirty, kept smearing blood into his eyes, held his mouth closed, grind my elbow into his throat and won via verbal submission, he just gave up. I fought like a bitch and i regret it till this day.
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So as a desk clerk I accomodate hundreds of rich and famous people weekly, then again who the fuck wants to visit fucking Bulgaria, yeah? Doesn't matter, met up with this senior bloke from Ramsey, Cambridgeshire, he's a multimilionaire and owns a fews companies here, so he told me that he messed around with some bookies and eventually met up with Conor. He said Conor was pushed to act like an anus by his managment team and that he's actually very down to Earth and respectful in person, the type of dude you'd sit down and have a beer with. He said that Conor never turned down an autograph or a pic because he's simply a chill guy.
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>>69256592
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>>69251034
>>69251081
no super fights
no ronda or conor...
I mean I doesn't matter if they win or lose. But they bring a show. And yes they are the casual fans heroes. But they finish or they get finished. And that's what we want to see. No lawler on this card either.
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>>69256778
even if it was RDA vs Robbie I'd be super hype

or Robbie vs Bisping
both would be unreal
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>>69256592
damn looks exactly like my cousin who's a lawyer.
>>
>>69255071
literally a single good fight would've helped
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>>69256156
I actually think Cat vs Pena is a way better fight than Miesha Vs Nunes. Miesha has developed a reputation as a boring fighter. A rematch versus Holly would have been far more interesting than the currently scheduled bout.
>>
>>69256841

>>69256841
>Aldo vs Edgar isn't a "good fight"
>>
>DC vs Jones rematch for a title

>guys theres no like good fights at all

You're all 189er retards, like actually
>>
>this "sport"
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>>69256870
Cat sucks.
>>
>"people" who watch this "sport" for anything other than violent heems
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>>69256870
Penda vs Zingano is going to be bloody. I'm pumped for that one too
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>>69256908
This tbqh. At any point in time, the more prevalent BJJ is, the less popular MMA is.
>>
>>69256428
Semantically, there's a huge difference. I realize you're trying to make it a case of 'half full' or 'half empty', but I don't think that holds up to an analysis of real world use of the language.
Generally, the terms of being successful, or unsuccessful, are held as being extreme cases of personal wellbeing. A person who is semi-successful is doing well, but not extremely well, while a person who is semi-unsuccessful is doing poorly, but not extremely poorly.
>>
It doesn't make any fucking sense why this 200 card is so shit. They could put Jane Jay Chick in there and it would be 50% better. The two cards before 200 are better.
>>
>>69256953
BJJ is still somewhat entertaining though, the problem is wrestling and meme footwork
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>>69257021
you're stupid lol
>>
>>69256895
ya rite im so shure
>>69256934
It really should be. Both of them are literally insane. Like, if Cat and Julianna wind up sharing a room in a mental hospital, one day, I won't be surprised.
>>
What do you think of this Lorenzo vs ESPN guy video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7neKshmjzI
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Don't mind me, just the pressure GOAT.
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>>69257114
>4 years old
i dont think about it
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>>69255320
Ronda is never coming back.
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>>69257172
which is one of the reasons that UFC 200 isn't as good as it could be

they let their big star realize that getting kicked in the face isn't a fun job a lot of the time
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>>69257202
>ufc 200 would be better if they kept ronda away from real competition
>the UFC should not have their stars compete and just crush cans
>that would make it entertaining
>the city of you
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>>69257202
>UFC 200: McGregor vs Rousey
would you watch this
i would
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>>69257237
you completely missed the point and I don't even care because you staying dumb is funny lol

>>69257245
I definitely would lol

I really really wanted Conor vs GSP though
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>>69257245
Ronda would take him down and submit him t.b.h.
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>>69257283
you just said the reason UFC 200 is bad is because they let their star realize getting kicked in the face is fun, the only way to prevent that is too not have competition. I already know you're a retard cause you enjoy watching Ronda fight
>>
Let me fix 200

Conor vs Frankie
Cormier vs Jones II
Lawler vs Thompson
Aldo vs Holloway
Cain vs Browne

Cain vs
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>>69257287
lmao I forgot that he said this

so fucking bold
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>>69256821
yeah i want robbie/bisping

it goes GSP, bisping, jacare II for robbie super fights
>>
let me fix ufc 200

>Conor McGregor vs Ronda Rousey
>Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk
>Sage Northcutt vs Robbie Lawler
>Dana White vs Vince McMahon
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>>69257340
I'm saying the reason she's not fighting anymore is because she can make more money elsewhere with less effort

that means the UFC failed as a business

you fucking idiot lol

>one of my star employees left to make more money somewhere else

>it's not my fault though it's because the jobs I gave them were too hard
no it's because they realized that it's easier to make more money elsewhere and that means you fucked up as a business, plain and simple
>>
>>69257349
>let me fix UFC 200 with these stupid fucking matches
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>>69257389
so senior brawl, followed by sanctioned murder of christians by satanist, unscripted wrestling followed by implosion of feminist insanity?
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>>69257398
More like fights that make sense and not retarded pointless rematch #236723
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>>69257397
except you mentioned nothing about losing financial control over their star in your original post you total fucktard.
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>>69256985
Now you've got me semi-ready to fully heem you, friend-o
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>>69257287
Wow is this real? What a douche.
>>
>>69257389
>Brock Lesnar vs CM Punk

>they did this in wwe and unironically made it look like punk could've won
>>
>>69257478
>being open about your sexuality makes you a douchebag
check your privilege shitlord
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>>69257448
There's two rematches on the main card, one that makes perfect sense, and the other that makes sense because Conor is a pussy
>>
4:20 in spain
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>>69257519
I meant the UFC matchmaking in general. Injuries have helped to cancel those shitty fights such as
Cain vs Werdum 2, Luke vs Chris 2, and many others that were just stupid.
>>
>>69257467
>except you mentioned nothing about losing financial control over their star in your original post


>>which is one of the reasons that UFC 200 isn't as good as it could be

>>>they let their big star realize that getting kicked in the face isn't a fun job a lot of the time
>>>they let their big star realize that getting kicked in the face isn't a fun job a lot of the time
>>>they let their big star realize that getting kicked in the face isn't a fun job a lot of the time

>>>they let their big star

>>>realize that getting kicked in the face

>>>isn't a fun job

>>>a lot of the time

>except you mentioned nothing about losing financial control over their star
>>>>>>they let their big star realize that getting kicked in the face isn't a fun job
>>
>>69257560
what did you mean by this
>>
>>69257558
Cain-Werdum made sense because there was no other contender at the time than Cain

Same with Luke-Chris, because Yoel popped and Jacare didn't even beat him
>>
>>69257581
>Jacare didn't even beat him
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>>69257591
He didn't, literally or figuratively

10-8 first round
10-9 for Jacare the next two
>>
>>69257574
buddy got BTFO is all
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>>69257581
Jacare vs Yoel was tainted by the PED usage, also it wasn't that one sided after gayjesus gassed, plus Jacare having another fight against Luke would be a rematch that makes sense, for a change.

About Cain, by that point Stipe could've gotten a title shot, it's better than shitty instant rematches. They also wanted to make Ronda vs Holly 2 immediately too.
>>
>>69257560
back to my original post, you did not make your point clear at all cause
>they let their big star realize that getting kicked in the face isn't a fun job a lot of the time
could be be used to say alot of thing, you absolute fucking retard
>>
>>69257612
the only thing getting btfo is the arm pits of your XXL T-shirt as you sweat over writing your next comment to save face
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NEW >>69257663
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>>69257654
>tainted by the PED usage

All fights are invalid then lol
>>
>>69257709
>>69257727
more then 20 posts early.....
for shame
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>>69257287
This was when Conor was a beast. His knee injury against Holloway ruined his cardio and movement.
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>>69257658
funny how your argument changed from you claiming that I did not originally mention the UFC losing financial control over a star to now simply stating that you did not understand because you made an assumption that was incorrect

lmao you btfo'd yourself, you could say
>>
>>69257349
good call, though it still requires multiple fantasies (conor being available, lawler being available, thompson being availalble, holloway being available...).
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>>69257472
Can't heem me with words; I already won that fight, didn't I?
>>
ffs
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