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>>69204758
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
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Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X-A2vfSgpU
1nd for Norwegian autism
hello how are you
3rd for why the hell would you use my abomination as the pic.
>he uses treqs
5th for game stuck on loading screen, nothing I try is working and i payed 11$ for 2 hours of game
4th for replenishing your squad with youth players which means you wont win the CL anymore
>>69228001
Terrible.
>>69228014
He is right. That's why we use indonisian slaves for.
>>69228018
>He doesn't
>>69228014
>GOATs
>Miles
>FM
What else does this OP need.
>>69228029
reinstall or sth
>he uses AMCs
>>69228029
Re-install it and call/email whoever sold it to you
>buying games from shady companies
>>69228087
I actually haven't used a single AMC in 4 seasons at Crewe. I'm wondering if I should now.
>>69228087
>He would take tactical advices from Burter
>He doesn't like his keeper making saves
>>69228087
>he doesn't watch his attacking trio pivot around one another in perfect synergy
>>69228155
>not making your keeper hoof it to the tall man in the front who taps it in goal
>>69228155
>trio pivot around one another
You're starting to sound like my high school coach.
>He doesn't play a wingerless narrow diamond
>he doesn't use two strikers
>he doesn't he three strikers
>He plays with wingers
>he doesnt use 0 strikers with 2 AMC and 2 W
>>69228217
4-4-2 diamond 4 life
>9 in 8 as a 19 year old
I want to see him.
What was the last fm that let you use more than one sweeper?
>>69228236
>he doesn't he
>>69228217
>>69228238
>they don't play wingers
>>69228236
>>69228245
GOAT formations
>He concedes from set pieces
whats the WR for football manager speedrun?
>>69228238
>tfw my teams fits a narrow tactic but one of the best players is a winger and so is the hottest prospect
>>69228452
>best player
>winger
That's one shitty team you have there.
>retiring after 16 days on the job
Brilliant.
Can someone tell me how to fix these Brazilian team names? I got the real names mod added already.
>>69228569
Use a better namefix.
I guess we've got one win so far.
>>69228596
Which one do you use? I'm using the one I downloaded off of soritoutsi
>Embarrassed Lukhas
>Lost 6-1
That's an understatement.
>>69228596
>Flemish
Brilliant
>woke up
>see some Norwegian panicking about his girlfriend not contacting him
Not what I had in mind about how to start a day. Then again I shouldn't start my day checking 4Chan of all place.
>>69228643
>Flemish
Aye?
>>69228669
do you check 4chan or just trb?
when i get on 4chan i check sp for trb and tv
>>69228688
I left the browser open on /trb/ only.
Too old and/or not edgy enough for the rest of 4Chan except /an/.
>>69228688
>>69228710
>going outside of /trb/
Oh boy.
>Keeper gets sent off for a second yellow for handball
>They can't make any subs
>Play the winger in nets
>He's a player who played for me last year but refused to come back on loan
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>69228629
Didn't see this somehow.
>http://www.footballmanagercentral.com/2015/10/fm2016-real-names-fix.html
>>69228716
tv is nice to see some stuff, get a couple of reaction faces
ck is fun to look at once a week, threads are slow there
co is meh
sp is shit, only come here if my team won
>>69228518
>pension scamming: 20
>>69228680
It's Flamengo.
>>69228735
>Keeper gets sent off for handballing
I think there's something wrong in your statement
>>69228751
Keeper handles it outside the box it's an automatic yellow or red.
The keeper ran out to collect the ball and ran outside the box while holding the ball, that's a yellow.
late night /tv/ is still ok
>>69228751
Christ, I didn't even notice that.
How is Luverdense anyway irl? No reason, just curious.
>>69228762
I know, I'm just saying it's quite wierd for you to say ''keeper handballed and got a yellow''.
>>69228736
This is the one I'm using that is still fucking up the Brazilian names.
>>69228778
What else am I meant to say when the keeper handles the ball and gets a yellow card for doing so inappropriately? He got sent off for a handball.
>>69228784
Clear the cache again maybe?
>>69228792
Speak English you daft cunt.
>>69228801
I clearly indicated the keeper got sent off for a handball offense, how the fuck else am I meant to say?
>>69228801
>Clear the cache again maybe?
Nope not working.
>>69228816
you're not making much sense
>he doesnt make his wingers into CWB(A)
>>69228485
one of
>>69228836
Not if they have dreadful Marking and Tackling. That takes too much time to fix. I just sell them and move on.
>>69228771
Luverdense is a 2nd division team. It really suprises me that they are on the 1st divsion, they are really shit. They are more probable to get relegated to the 3rd than promoted to the 1st.
>>69228816
Use his hands to control the ball. GKs do that all the time. It's a joke.
>>69228820
Go through the whole process? Reset everything you ticked, then tick it all back. I'm 100% certain my shit was doing the same thing before, but now it isn't.
>>69228860
English LW playing as a CWB(A)
>liverpoo bought for 60mil
>>69228866
They don't "handball" all the time because "handball" is the offence. What they do "all the time" is use their hands to control the ball.
>>69228902
>What they do "all the time" is use their hands to control the ball
I wasn't aware this was a skill used in England.
>>69228870
That's what I've been doing. Half tempted to go back to 15 because I never had problems with it, and 16 is nothing but issues.
>>69228929
>>69228929
This is the exact same reasoning I have whenever I go back to 11.
Plus I already have a comfy save there.
And it runs flawlessly in my work laptop.
>>69228914
In the british version of the game, GKs don't have handling stats, they have handballing stats
Fuck I wish Miles would stop being a Jew and pay the respective leagues whatever the fee is for using the teams names.
How important is positioning for a striker?
>>69229078
Very.
>tfw so worried about Flamengo named Flemish that I started a new save to see Brazilian league
Phew.
>>69228636
And quite obviously, they send the A' squad the second time around. Well I kinda needed the draw, so "thanks".
>>69229120
>60 fps
High flier.
>>69228569
If you're using a cracked FM16, it's normal: there is no good crack for it. Else, complain to Miles.
>>69229146
Ain't no FPS like 60 FPS minimum.
>>69229178
Minimum FPS is 30 honestly. Anything lower than that is unplayable.
>>69228965
And now its working again. No idea what the fuck was causing the problem.
>>69229198
My work her is done.
>>69229191
Agreed.
But at least try to maintain 60 minimum if your PC could handle it.
what's the most injuries a player has ever had
not that this is 'a lot', but he's a former player of mine
What are you people's opinion on Control mentality?
>>69229328
Exactlywhatiswrittenonthetin/10.
>>69229328
Beware of counters.
Yeah, no, that's fine, whatever.
>>69229328
i like it
>>69229454
Wow, that keeper is handballing outside of his area.
Usually all my bench warmers are promising U21. But sometimes I'm kinda impressed with how I forget about some players, like this one.
>>69229507
>not knowing every detail about every player under contract at your club
Hi ,if i recruit a lot of Italian staff members will I'm playing with an English team,as a French manager ,will it cause problem with my players or the rest of the staff ?
>>69229533
Since Brexit, yes.
>>69229525
We already had this discussion. Pic very much related.
>>69229533
No. However they better have decent Adaptability to, well, adapt to their new country. Also, you'll have great scouting knowledge of Italy, their players and staff members.
>>69229533
depends if you are managing a team full of englishmen, if its Arsenal you should be fine
>>69229562
>We already had this discussion
We have?
>static target man
since when is that a PPM? never seen that before
>>69229562
Okay thank you
>>69229563
ManU
>>69229581
Yes, about the shit players that populate Slovenia. You even shitposted about me releasing all of the shitters I get on my "Youth" """Intake""". Perhaps I should wear a trip so you don't forget next time. I can afford to forget that sometimes I have decent youth. That's the only thing I buy after all, it's easy to forget.
>>69229657
>implying I don't recognize the Frenchman managing Triglav
I just don't remember anything I do.
Feelings about QF vs Iceland/SF vs Germany by the way?
>>69229701
>I just don't remember anything I do.
Anything or everything?
>Feelings about QF vs Iceland/SF vs Germany by the way?
I need one tube of lube for each match, for different reasons.
Nah, who am I kidding, Greaseman/Pooyet hide how shit the rest of the team is. Reminds me of WC98 where the final masked how fucking shit we were throughout the competition.
>>69229759
Anything.
Either way, the SF should be a good one. Wales v Germany, Wales v France... can't complain.
>>69229759
wasnt WC98 the murderball final?=
>>69229790
Yea, brazilians are still butthurt about that final.
>>69229790
Nah, it was the final before which R9naldo had an epileptic fit and went through like a shadow.
>>69229810
You guys did not seizure opportunity
>>69229816
>R9naldo
You mean Fat Ronaldo,
>>69229843
I mean I suppose it was a fitting end
>>69229846
Fatnaldo, Ronaldo R9, R9nalso, whatever.
>>69229821
>>69229853
Mitch, I know it's you.
>>69229867
Not Mitch. Never had my cuckcyx broken.
>>69229890
>cuckcyx
Laughed more than I had to.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Now I hope PSG and Schalke won't just do a shitty draw.
I feel like making this guy my big signing will go spectacularly wrong, but there's nothing on the market :(
>>69229954
He looks like he's Alaba's retarded half-brother.
Good final match before ACoN.
>Khune has spent his entire 12-year career at Kaizer Chiefs
>constantly a quality keeper for any European league
What gives.
>>69229933
>Drawing against the smallest team in the World
>>69230080
>10 min remaining
>They pick up a red card
>Switch to Attacking
>No highlights
What did I expect?
I bought Football Manager 2016 last week. I can't wait to start playing, I've only one more test left at university. Right now I barely knows how the game works, I hope it's worth it.
>>69230113
>Not going overload all game against >Schalke
>>69230130
>I've only one more test left at university.
What and when.
>>69230130
Cross to win.
Well there goes the tournament.
>>69230130
Wingers, wingers and more wingers.
>>69230130
Some tips
>Don't use wingers
>Don't use wingers
>Don't use Counter to defend a lead
>Don't use Wing Backs
>2-0 is the MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>69230137
Number Theory, at University of Brasília, on Tuesday: Mersenne numbers, Fermat numbers...
Wish me luck!
>>69230219
>Don't use wingers
This fucking guy
>>69230247
Get rekt scrub.
>>69230247
>Brasilia
Hm. I've always wandered if you guys support a local team (that are all shit), support an outside team or just don't like football at all
>>69230255
What, you feel for the >wingers meme?
>>69230247
Eat shit.
>Go to contain mentality
>Still scoring goals
>>69230247
I hope your asshole gets perforated by a tranny and you bleed to death before your test.
>Sent off
>Sent off
Kys. Quite literally.
>>69230306
Schalke gonna Schalke
>>69230247
Good luck senpai!
>>69230306
>Gelsenkirchen
>>69230306
>PSG didnt murder a bulgaria club
>>69230306
>Schalke
Can someone explain the >Schalke meme to me?
>>69230361
The only team they've murdered was mine. After that, they sent their B squad for every match.
>>69230397
Wow. Never really seen a Botafogo fan. Yea sure, I'm not from Rio, but still. Sad to see a team like yours not succed while Fluminense, a team I feel all of Brazil hates has more success.
At least there you can remember that your team can be as shit as it can, but never worse than América-MG
No Khune, no problem!
Seriously though, why has Khune been a European-quality keeper since FM13?
>top players get injured for my "easy" semi-finals
>2-1 away
better do great at home
I wish i was a punk dutch asian footballer
>>69230279
I was born in Rio, therefore I cheer for the Lonely Star, the champion of all champion, The Glorious, the one that can never loses to anyone. But people over here cheer for other teams like São Paulo, Internacional, Flamengo... My father is originally from Minas, and he cheers for Atlético-MG. But teams from Brasília and Goiás have small audiences like Serie B's teams in rio/sampa.
>>69230219
I will take note of that, thank you.
>>69230326
Thank you Brics-friend.
>>69230466
Maybe he has always been an European-quality keeper, but we just never seen him.
>>69230474
>mfw I win away at legged matches
>>69230481
As an asian I feel ashamed. He should commit Sudoku desu.
LMAO
M
A
O
Oh shit.
>>69230507
>As an asian I feel ashamed
Are you one of these fabled Brazzo-Japanese?
>>69230454
It's ok, I like that Botafogo is just a medium sized team. This way the tickets to the games never runs out.
>FM15
>Take Preston from League 1 to Premier League in two seasons
>Job offers out the ass
>FM16
>Win Eredivise, along with the dutch version of the community shield and their single meme cup every year from 2016 to 2022
>Literally no one approaches me for a single interview
Other thread got me curious. What formations are you using, lads? Post 'em.
>>69230550
>Take Preston from League 1 to Premier League in two seasons
>>Job offers out the ass
>Win Eredivise, along with the dutch version of the community shield and their single meme cup every year from 2016 to 2022
Wtf how do you niggers get so good? What's your philosophy?
>>69230557
The classic wide 4-2-3-1.
>>69230550
>win Veikkausliiga twice, on my way to a third
>get job offers from 4th-placed Nice and 5th-placed Stade Rens
I see no issue.
So mad irl that my squad personality is "determined" instead of "professional" so I have basically no idea if punk dutch asian will develop or smoke weed and watch anime
What an extremely fun game mechanism that is
>>69230557
I won the EL with a 5-2-1-2 WB however.
>Senegal
>Algeria
rekt
>>69230530
If you drawed with the Smallest Team in the World, you are going to get raped by Real Madrid. 7-0 on aggregate should be great
>>69230538
>fabled
Ummm, what?
>>69230540
That's a good point. I support Corinthians, and it's quite hard to find tickets, most of all if you aren't a ''Socio Torcedor'', which I'm not.
>>69230550
Are you the guy with Preston with the striker called Dude?
>>69230557
Pic related is making me 2nd in the Conference North with a just promoted FC United, so I think it's nice. Feel free to criticise my fuck-ups. (I usually use standard, but was playing away against the league leaders)
>>69230581
Go into meme league, poach youngsters, turn them into HG players, sell them for big buxx or keep them to keep performing. Rinse and repeat.
>>69230632
>Ummm, what?
The largest population of Japanese people outside of Japan is in Brazil. Are you one of them.
>>69230632
>aggregate
>Implying
It'd be nice if it was only the score of the first leg, let's be realistic.
>>69230608
My only issue is that in the 2 saves of 16 I've played so far, I've only had one team approach me on their own (Atletico after Simeone left) in the combined 50 years of the 2 saves.
>>69230655
Oh, I suppose yea. The latest real japanese on my family was my great-great grandfather, but yea.
>>69230667
Yea, >Schalke is really shit mate.
>>69230632
>Are you the guy with Preston with the striker called Dude?
No.
>>69230669
I guess you should take the advice of the 1980s and get physical.
>>69230676
Japanese heritage is Japanese heritage I suppose.
>great-great-grandfather
No connection to WWII then, eh?
>>69230507
>tfw get a 3-1 win with a 91minute goal
facing Real Mad in finals
>>69230644
How do I poach young players? Also, I only have like 3 leagues loaded because I have a shitty computer.
>>69230481
>not being wolfmancore
>>69230718
>Weight in stones
Disgusting
>>69230718
>11st, 4lbs
>>69230695
Well, the uncle of my grandfather or something like that died on WWII fighting for the Japs actually. Makes me proud.
>>69230696
Nice. Who you playing with?
>>69230517
>journalist asks you the same question over and over
>calls you childish
the press in-game somehow manage to be worse even than IRL
>>69230704
The basics:
>https://fmcoffeehouse.wordpress.com/2015/04/24/creating-a-scouting-system-in-football-manager/
Basically, scout everything that's not too old and with at least 3* potential. For regions where I can't recruit adult players (due to wages or reputation) like Central Europe, I outright only scout players under 18 with at least 4* potential. That's really it, you gotta scout, find affiliates in other countries to improve your scouting knowledge, find foreign staff members/scouts to further improve your scouting knowledge, so on so forth. Scouting is key.
>>69230756
>Makes me proud.
Don't worry, according to this thread I'm a Nazi.
>>69230756
Valencia
>>69230784
>Argues with officials
Hum, to what kind of player should I teach that...?
>everything other than long throws going down
what's going on here
>>69230860
>No aggression
>No Det
Seems like a fine candidate.
>>69230860
you best defenders and defensive midfielders
>>69230876
>He refused to teach him
Welp.
>need to beat Equatorial Guinea
I want to say we can do this.
>>69230865
Your player is focusing in what is really useful. He seems very smart. Explains the 19 Decisions.
>>69230897
Why are you managing fucking South Africa again?
>>69230909
Resigned from RoPS after my chairman sold the best CB in the league without my input (after already selling one of CMs without my input a fwe weeks) and they offered me the job with a single match left in ACoN qualifiers.
>>69230766
But I'm playing in south America... :((
>>69230896
Leaves me with him then.
>>69230941
...And? Changes nuthin'. Scout Sudacas, scout the world, find yuff, buy yuff.
>>69230939
Hm, fair enough. You are planning to leave after winning something or failling terriblely, right?
>>69230941
Please say Brazil
>>69230581
>Wtf how do you niggers get so good? What's your philosophy?
Work out a tactic that works and ride the shit out of it.
tfw down to 2 CBs for the finals
>>69230961
I'll probably stick around for 2022 WCQ.
>>69230960
The way wages are it's impossible for a lower division team to pay more than $1,000 a week. Even that is very expensive. Youth players want out immediately and it's hard to get a good return.
>>69230961
The Brazilian province of Uruguay...
>>69230992
>Uruguay
Canadian Soccer Club?
>>69230992
To be fair, Uruguay is rightful brazilian clay.
>>69231004
Platense but what does it matter.
>>69230992
Then git gud.
>Not having 20 Discipline
>Not raising asking price so that no one offers
>Not showing your kids you're the boss
Your fault. I can keep players in Slovenia FFS.
>>69231043
Canadian Soccer Club is the best Uruguayan club.
>>69231020
And Brazil is Bolivian clay that only exists because of a retarded dictator
>>69231020
Who cares? I just don't know how it's possible to succeed in this game. I'm about to be fired too.
>>69231055
It isn't. That is just a dumb statement.
>>69231057
It's your tactics. Post'em
THANK YOU BASED GOAL DIFFERENCE
>>69231158
>27 shots
>9 on target
>>69231164
>first place
>both first and second seeds failing to qualify for the quarters
I fail to see the issue.
>defensive line ends up in champions league dream team
>4.5mil midfielder somehow gets on there too
>finish first
>get the worst half of the bracket
Unfair.
>>69231259
>
>>69231259
hungaryintheeuros.jpg
>Watford offers 9M for this guy
On one hand he's nearly reached his potential. OTOH, I don't even have backups for his position right now.
>>69228087
I use two butters
How does this make you feel?
>>69231314
Did only the top of his head go super saiyan?
>>69231314
>Not having a backup/replacement for a defensive player
You broke rule number 3 buddy.
>>69231378
I have 1 FB that can play both positions so i don't really care too much. I just couldn't find a promising U18 player to buy for cheap.
;_;
>young fullback gives away a penalty
>his agent demands an improved contract immediately after the match
>>69231636
prime time to make player fire him and sign him on new 5 year+3 yr extension eh
Realistically, how long does it take for you to complete one season? In hours of course.
>>69231789
a few days? counting the time I take trying to poach regens from other clubs and stuff
>>69231789
couple of days of hard playing. but of course it doesnt go that easy
>>69231789
Depends how busy it is. Right now I dominate the league, so I can simulate every league match and most cup matches. Transfer, contracts, training, scouting and affiliations takes the most time. So this season I started today I could be done tomorrow or today. Last two seasons took two to three days IIRC.
>>69231810
>>69231824
So 48+ hours? Damn assuming you play 2 hours a day that's like a week and a half on one season. Can't imagine how people get to 2035 so fast.
>>69231846
>2 hours a day
eh what is this pleb city?
>>69231856
Meant to write 4 hours. That's why my math is off.
>>69231879
Yeah thats more like it
It also depends on things like mood and if I even want to play it, sometimes I go months without playing FM
>2020
>18yo
>Not a regen
>U21 Intl'
I don't even need CMs, but why not.
>>69231789
I can get through an Eredivise season in 4 to 5 hours depending on how much I'm actually paying attention to the game.
>>69232217
>EPLEL player
>Those wages
Obviously, what did I expect. Time to "Walk Away".
>>69228018
>not using treqs
triggered
>>69232290
EPL is cancer, ruining the wage expectations of young regens and giving them inflated sense of self. man city and chelsea are especially bad at this.
>hello I am a rotation player at best but because I spent 2 years in man city reserves, I won't accept anything less than 100k/pw
Fuck yo minimum release clause
Atilla is a good protestant british lad who voted leave and hates the ra
>>69231846
A lot of people* sim on holiday overnight or something before they take a job, to kind of shake up the snowglobe
*maybe it's just me
>>69232368
>playing as celtic or rangers
doesn't that get boring
this shit is 2real
>>69232409
this is what I usually do
managing real players isn't as fun as regens
Here comes my new resolute HoYD. Hopefully he'll being a few HUEs in.
>>69232412
Managing in shit leagues becomes boring for league games regardless: it's fairly easy to dominate when other teams can't into tactics and/or have shit players.
>>69232412
Only had the job for a year after the AI left them in a kind of bad spot but "big club in small country" is p comfy. I imagine when you get huge you can buy the future national team players and kind of fund the rest of the league that way
>Brave
>Aggressive
>Can't anticipate
>Can't concentrate
Why.
>>69232478
>Overall
Oy vey!
>>69232461
I wonder how it's determined who gets that, I always thought it was the supporter "passion" attribute but celtic have a 19 and they don't have pyro (or party)
>>69232586
Had it happen when I was in charge of Millwall, but that may have just been the AI trying to suicide so it would have to be in a simulated Millwall.
>notice player has developed "feels uncomfortable playing in big matches"
into the transfer list he goes
>>69232777
trips demands it
>Submit bid for young goat in the making
>Locked out minimum release fee clause that is stupidly low
I hate this so much.
for once the ballon door winner isn't playing for one of the usual suspects
any progress on the dab celebration mod?
>>69232777
have fun with your choker realmad lmao
>>69233873
>selling a player because he might be slightly worse in a few games of a season
>>69233944
>having your squad infected with loser mentality
Anyone here played as Napoli?
Do i just sell Higuain? He doesn't work for me as a lone striker and gets caught offside a lot.
Also any tips?
>>69232519
At that age its probably just hormones
>tfw my doctor reckons I have shin splints
How long does it keep players out for in FM?
>>69234649
R A R E
A
R
E
Sell Higuain and get a non-choking striker
>>69233124
think of it as a challenge to make it so good he won't want to leave
>>69233944
at least he's dedicated to memes
>best player of this intake
uh-oh..
>>69234818
maybe Socialistdad or Osasuna got some good ones
>goalie gets injured after 5 minutes
>no sub goalie
>they have 7 SOT
>7 goals
>mfw
I would've closed the fucker down if not for just scraping through the group stages of Euro cup on GD.
>>69235291
>so angry I forgot my image
Seething tbqh
>>69235291
>no sub goalie
>no sub goalie
>no sub goalie
>no sub goalie
>no sub goalie
>>69235428
You can tick the 'I haven't saved in a month' too.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10661804
what kind of club should i be looking for in an affiliate? this is the first time the board have asked that i choose
>>69235565
depends what affliate
one to loan players to? merchandising partner?
>>69235565
whatever you're lacking
work permit partner, youth developer, etc
>>69235565
Somewhere in Nigeria so Daisy can get some quality bulls
>>69236174
would you like a high quality photograph of some of her vaginal fluid stains just for you bud
>>69236196
>a high quality photograph of some of her vaginal fluid stains
what did he mean by this?
Its time /trb/.
Time for you to finally get involved with football in a job you may legitimately be qualified for.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-36686461
>>69236296
>Duties for the successful candidate - who must be between 5ft 8in and 6ft 2in tall
MANLETS AND LANKLETS NEED NOT APPLY
>>69236324
tfw 5.7
kill me
>>69236975
>tfw 6'1 master race
>>69236324
if only i lived in Scotland
how accurate was your euro 2016 so far lads?
>iceland knock out shit team 2-1
>knocked out by france by a margin of 3 goals
>portugal win vs croatia in round of 16 during extra time
most worrying however is the team that didnt win a single game in 90 minutes won the tournament, could it be a sign?
oh and of course
>germany knocked out on pens by englel
>neverlands
>>69237038
lend me some height yourr lankness
>>69236324
>tfw 5'8.5
>>69236196
Yes
>first international match in charge of scotland
>playing Ukraine
>3 of their players are Brazilians getting their first cap for Ukraine
MILES
>>69237397
do you actually want this because it can be provided
>>69237551
are you implying that's unrealistic? they naturalised foreigners to be in their government
>>69237620
I know Ukraine is basically Brasileiro Série A but I thought they wouldn't be so cheeky with their national side.
>>69237680
maybe foreigner call-ups depend on the NT manager
this fucking premier league money guys, i dont have a wheelbarrow big enough to cart it all in
>>69238378
>2026
do you jump around teams?
>>69237610
I said yes
>>69238477
he has to acquire said images from DayZ's bull first, be patient.
>>69238450
No, I resigned from Celtic after pulling off a quad and promoted Derby in my second season. This is my 2nd team on this save
The worst thing about Korea is I can't tell any of the player names apart so I have to keep checking their profile
>>69238714
use nicknames, you racist
>>69238807
noose yourself commie fuck
>>69238900
get squished by SJWs
>>69238807
that's an okay idea
>>69238519
How had Derby done before you took us over?
>>69239071
picked for relegation from the championship in my first season, team was tanking hard but had kept themselves out of debt up to that point.
>>69231358
I stopped feeling anything long ago.
>>69239477
probably should stop smoking weed butters
>tfw no games tonight
Time to play or watch something and then went to bed I guess.
>>69240063
dont you know its yhe 4th of july? why are you not celebrating? fucks sake man
>>69240282
Oh yeah. Happy 4th of July, man!
May freedom reign forever in the US of A
>>69240282
>4th of July
>Will write it shorthand 7/4
Americans really need to get their shit together
Friday is the 2 year anniversary of the 7-1 Huelocaust
>>69240372
>Holy Cuck.
>>69240410
>>69240467
7/11 is a part time job.
>>69240465
Today is also FUCK Kevin Durant Day for ruining the NBA
>>69237610
Please hurry
>>69240465
>the WC was 30 years ago
>>69240641
FUUUUUUUCK KEEEEEVIIIIN DURAAAAANT
>>69240465
Nice. Laughed a lot that day.
>>69240641
>>69240776
>Watching basketball
>tfw seeing Non-League Nigel in another /sp/ thread
feels weird
>>69227973
Thanks
>>69240984
No point watching anything but the finals anymore mane
lads who is the best real-life example of a CM Roaming Playmaker?
Raumdauter = Thomas Muller
RPM = ???
>>69241009
did she reply yet?
>>69241074
no...
>>69241069
No point watching it at all. Playing is nice, but watching is fucking autistic.
>>69241134
Don't worry, just be sure to not sperg out (or at least don't sperg out in a way she can see it)
>>69240999
>that summer I had nothing better to do other than tribble and make wimbledon threads
It was wonderful and got Murray to win it
>>69241134
hard luck m8
>>69241192
Thats a weird train of thought but different strokes and all that
>>69241193
that was your opus
>>69241074
prime yaya toure?
>>69241474
This is a good answer with not enough memes in it. Please meme harder.
Who else Guardiola here?
>>69241518
>Please meme harder.
Elias from Corinthians
>>69241693
>>69241693
There's a great pasty shop and a top notch milkshake shop too in Chester.
>KD to GSW
you were the chosen one! you were supposed to destroy the GSW not join them!
>>69241518
Meant to say;
Pr1me Yaya 7oure
>Mou coming for Will "cheese" Hughes to increase HG numbers at Man U
ripip Nige
>>69242315
>Will Hughes being sold
Went through about 4 transfer windows of it already with Liverpool
>>69242315
>young english player
only thing that's gonna rip is his wallet
>>69242399
Yeah I know but I'm more inclined to believe he will leave this season with his contract coming up in a couple of years
>92nd minute equalising OG
Boot throwing team talk option when?
Injury prone players are never a good thing, but is it acceptable if goalkeepers are, given that they're otherwise brilliant? Anyone here have any experience with injury prone goalkeepers?
>>69243294
Only if you have a competent backup and keep him on the bench
Fuck my life guys, hadn't saved in like 3 matches and a random Java Update JUST FUCKED MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Time for a 2 week break.
thank you based durant
>>69243571
>There are STILL people who do not use weekly 3 file rolling autosave
Its not just a meme, you are beyond retarded if you do not use this.
>But muh game speed
Is the inconvenience of waiting a bit longer every game week better or worse than losing large parts/all your save entirely?
>>69243571
>not having weekly 3 rolling autosaves on
>>69243717
plz stop
I'm bunkering here to escape seeing bullshit about this two-faced coward
>>69243778
>>69243788
You're not helping.
Really people who DONT use rolling saves or at least save after/before matches are searching for trouble
>>69243930
the only time that ever gets me is during the offseason and preseason, which is when I probably should use rolling autosave
but still I refuse to use rolling saves
>>69243973
>I refuse to use rolling saves
There's nothing we can help you then.
>>69243973
>but still I refuse to use rolling saves
Give me one reason for your refusal
>>69244040
but I'm not the original guy that complained, because I actually save after matches
On paper which of these sides is better?
>>69244063
it slows it down and I religiously save after matches
I have had to redo an offseason before though and that wasn't fun
>>69244068
Neutral Location
What does a fitness coach do?
>>69244231
He coaches fitness.
>>69244231
He parks the bus
i wish i could do this
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-36686461
>>69244556
Have you seen the free transfer XI?
It's over, lads. From now on, it's Golden State versus everybody. All eyes on KD and his new buddies.
>>69244231
Gives you a run for your money. Literally.
I don't really need him but I can get him for £5.5m. Bang?
>>69243833
after the choke of a lifetime >we deserve some good news
>>69244719
it's just a reminder that sports fandom is an incredibly stupid thing
>fans aren't really loyal to players, they're loyal to winning
>teams aren't loyal to fans or their players, they're loyal to money but need to feign loyalty
>players are loyal to their careers and aren't loyal to team or fans, but absolutely must maintain facade at all times
teams are just collections of mercenaries and everything else is public relations
>>69244907
And in america teams aren't loyal to places
Best feeder clubs?
>>69244961
there's that too
really the whole thing is fucking stupid and yet we're drawn like moths to a flame
>>69244907
Not true in all cases but pretty much how it works, since loyalty needs to be a two way street to even exist one way.
>>69245005
Southampton are a GOAT feeder club if they fall back down to the Championship
Its happened again, ITS HAPPENED AGAAAAIN!
Youth intake day at Altınordu! ITS HAPPENED AGAIN!
>>69245529
post galip
>Offered him a new contact a few weeks ago
>His agent insisted on a pitifully low release clause
>Kept trying to get it taken out and he eventually walked away
>Won't let me restart discussions
Will I be able to try again in the summer? Dread losing this guy on a free.
>>69245529
AGGGGGGGGGGGGDGPHDJFIKGBJLDFGBAsjkdeFBJYUASDRHNGVBLRUAYEDGBNCILYAUJRBG YUILAEVBHFGYIULBV ERGYUI
fucjking kill mE boys
should I start at a low end club or a club in the top league
>>69245609
>not saving as soon as you see "one of the best players of his generation"
>botnet chrome
>>69245655
Start at the very bottom
Feels so good when you then rekt everyone in the world
>>69245689
>one of the best of his generation
>1,5 star pa
next generation must be fucking trash
no need to kill anyone lads
chill
>Not draw for 12 games
>Draw the next 3 out of 4 games and lose the other one
I'm so fucking pissed off
Literally just restarted the game and got this, am screaming.
>This fucking match
FUCK OFF, WE DRAWED AGAINST THE LAST PLACED TEAM YOU FUCKING CUNTS. WE WON AWAY AGAINST THE LEAGUE LEADERS BUT WE CAN'T WIN AGAINST THE LAST PLACED? FUCK OFF
>>69246157
Past tense of 'draw' is 'drew', based >schalke poster.
>>69246274
Well, I didn't know that. Thanks based Ameribro. Happy 4th of July.
>7 of my starting 11 like to bend the rules
>>69246274
>>69246363
also, the past participle of draw is drawn
English has some really stupid exceptions 2bh
>>69246868
>English has some really stupid exceptions 2bh
Trust me, english is amazing compared to portuguese. What a complicated fucking language
>>69246948
like the sentence, "All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life."
>Sergio Rodríguez to return to the NBA
>>69247021
I prefer 'Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo".
>>69247097
thats always a classic
>>69247021
Well, we have 13 ways to conjugate a verb. We dont even some like 3 or 4, but we have to learn it. Because yay, latin languages.
>>69247021
>>69247097
I like that Ghoti = Fish thing
>>69247097
Are you ok mate?
>>69247440
A goatee is a beard mate
>>69247440
>Ghoti
damn butters I never knew that, had to look it up
>>69247474
>The sentence uses three distinct meanings of the word buffalo: the city of Buffalo, New York; the uncommon verb to buffalo, meaning "to bully or intimidate" or "to baffle"; and the animal itself, buffalo. Paraphrased, the sentence can be parsed to mean, "Bison from Buffalo, which bison from Buffalo bully, themselves bully bison from Buffalo."
Yes.
>>69247510
https://leylaalsayadi.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/blog.jpg
>Playing Spurs at home
>Have slightly more shots (both on and off target), even amount of CCCs and only slightly less possession
>Lose 5-1
>Next game is City at home, who are probably at the same level as Spurs in my save
>Similar sort of stats but win 2-0
>>69247539
Still can't get my head around it. Maybe cause I've never heard buffalo used as a verb
>>69247674
I guess it has left you buffaloed
>>69247740
hue
>>69247674
Neither have I outside of this.
>>69247097
Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres Torres
Is £20m too much for him?
Determination: 21
>>69248269
15m should be ideal
wew, language discussion on /trb/
>>69248269
>22 years old
>M(L)
I wouldn't pay 5m.
>>69248425
Isn't Finnish meant to be like nothing else on earth?
>>69248367
Welcome to portuguese
>>69248425
>Your moon is on fire
>>69248461
estonian is diractly related. so is hungarian and some other ugric languages though they don't resemble finnish at all, at least not for non-linguists
but yea otherwise it's somewhat like basque in the sense that it's a linguistic oddity
>>69248539
>your moon is on fire, our moon is fine
>>69248507
Your images are worse quality than your language
>>69248579
It was the best I could find, sorry if my country only has idiots who can barely speak one language.
>>69237610
Still waiting
How hard is it to use the camera function on your phone
I don't think I've ever seen a late bloomer in FM, do players actually develop into their late twenties? This bro has "world class potential" somehow but he's 24
>>69248798
Give him a while, he has to lick it off his bulls cock first
>>69248836
low professionalism and a player will develop slowly no matter how high his PA is and how many games he plays. if he hasn't reached his potential by 24 he never will, development slows down too much by the age 25
I have an exam on British literature tomorrow. Gotta love George Orwell, but if I hear the surnames Hardy or Lodge ever again after tomorrow I will slaughter the person who dared to, so help me God.
>>69249002
>exam in july
I thought the spanish were lazy with long holidays
>>69249372
you can choose to do them in June
>>69249372
That's Brazil
>>69248836
World class potential only means that his PA is high, but that doesn't mean a damn thing without sufficient hidden attributes and proper personality. Plus mental development is a little different than physical.
>>69244907
Exactly. Major American sports are (first and foremost) businesses. For all involved parties. The industrialization of pro sports are no different than e.g. entertainment (movie, music etc.) sector.
I'd say traditional values (like loyalty) still matter in EU due the different cultural background (that puts less emphasis on being business-minded), but no doubt we're heading the same way too.
>>69248461
That's Hungarian. As Finnishbro (rightfully) stated at >>69248558, the Finno-Ugric theory is the most widely accepted about it's origin (often naming Finnish the closest to our language) but it's explanatory value is still pretty questionable.
Hence why linguists also have at least a dozen (major) alternative theories in the mix, including ones about the Turk, Sumerian, Etruscan and even Chinese or Japanese roots of Hungarian language. Either way, it's one of the hardest in the world.
>>69249553
as legit as that girl was when she told you she loved you
>>69249553
>>69249700
Harsh
>>69249553
Yes, downloads are slow though
>>69248292
so should I get that Stan the man 19 or 28?
Where is do you ask your players to sack their agent in 16? Can't find it in interaction/speak about options.
>>69250632
you can only do it when they're requesting a new contract in your Inbox
>>69250680
Well that sucks
>>69249753
yeah I figured, thanks
I fell in love with a camwhore in 2014 and she's been gone from the internet for a year and a half now, but I want to watch one of her old shows
>>69250861
>I fell in love with a camwhore in 2014
>>69250861
are you the same guy from earlier and whats a good norgeclub to manage
>>69250861
>>69250861
>I fell in love with a camwhore
>>69250861
>I fell in love with a camwhore
>>69250861
>camwhore
>this girl this year
You really have a problem
>>69250861
>i fell in love with a camwhore in 2014
>>69250861
>Norgay
>>69250861
Please say at least you didn't give her money
>>69250861
>I fell in love with a camwhore in 2014
>>69250861
>fell in love with a camwhore
>>69250861
Norbro I had higher hopes for you
>>69250861
Post name faggot
>>69250861
>I fell in love with a camwhore
>>69250861
you deserve 2 (You)'s from me
>>69250861
>I fell in love with a camwhore
>ywn get preferential loans from your local government
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/04/spanish-football-clubs-repay-tens-millions-illegal-state-subsidies-brussels
>>69251378
No, but I've got a suspicion that Villa's new owner is being bankrolled by the Chinese government.
>>69250861
>I fell in love with a camwhore
lad
>>69250861
Norway pls stop
>>69251378
That has been public knowledge for at least a decade, just surprised someone actually got off their arse and did something about ti eventually.
>>69251552
I was always under the assumption that Real in particular were exclusively financed by national banks in Spain
>>69251588
This was the thing I was thinking of specifically as I remember a m8 telling me about it way back
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/1355780.stm
>Real Madrid's members have voted to approve the club's plan to sell its city-centre training facilities in order to clear debts of £165m.
>In an extraordinary general meeting held on Sunday, 92% of those who voted supported the deal between the club, Madrid's city council and the regional government.
>Club president Florentino Perez said the deal, which is expected to generate about £206m, has assured the economic future of the club.
> According to the terms of the agreement, Real Madrid will retain the rights to a section of land which it will sell for office construction.
>The club will then be able to clear its debt and still have enough cash left over to build a completely new training facility on cheaper land on the edge of the city.
>The new training ground, which will also include a Real Madrid theme park and accommodation for young players, is expected to be completed for the start of the 2004 season.
Absolutely reeked of government bailing them out considering the fee paid allowed them to keep part of the land to resell, clear their debts and build a new training ground and theme park and accommodations. I'm sure it was some prime land so probably did warrant a slightly inflated price but realistically it was just the Spanish government saving Real.
>>69251775
Thats absolutely fucking ridiculoys like. Cheers for finding the article, Im building a case and this helps
>transfer target gets a 4month injury
>cancel transfer
that was close
>>69251378
>after the EU executive found they had received unfair financial aid from their government.
Well done EU, well done, HOWEVER:
>€127M public money spent on stadiums since 2010
>more €553M (overall €692M) will be spent until 2020
>construction companies belong to Fidesz oligarchs
>half (!) of 1st league owners strongly tied to politics
>the Pres. of the FA is the country's wealthiest man
>Felcsút got €30M (!) tax-money in the past 2 years
And this is only the tip of iceberg. Step your game up, Brussels.
>>69247021
imagine someone's getting a sign made for a Fish and Chip shop and the spacing is wrong and the one buying says
'There isn't enough space between 'fish' and 'and' and 'and' and 'chips'
>>69252098
Because Hungarian government gives a fuck what Brussels says
Be mine you big sexy lump
>>69252098
I imagine its more a warning shot like "We see what is happening and you are gonna pay a bit of that money back now and stop that shit or we will keep coming after you" since if they asked them to pay the full sums back you can absolutely guarantee there would be a huge lawsuit erupt that would spend decades in courts and potentially end with bankrupting a bunch of teams which is just good for nobody.
>>69252098
Hey Hungary, I need a nice 2nd division hungarian club to start a LLM with. Could you give me some names please?
>>69251775
But Real doesn't have a theme park.
The thing is, as I've read in the press the last few days, that the city council of Madrid wanted to give those terrains to Real (knowing how retarded and corrupt the ruling party was this does not surprise me) but finally they didn't cede them. The council got some dude to assess the value of the terrains and gave that money to Real in compensation, that they now have to repay.
The thing is that Real Madrid, Barcelona, Osasuna and Athletic have a different taxation regime than the rest of clubs (25% rather than 30%) because they refused to turn into a type of corporation (Sociedad Anónima Deportiva) that would mean that the club would stop being a property of the fans, and would have to turn to being like every other club in the world, having an owner. They will also receive a fine for this.
Public helping to football and other sport clubs are accepted here in Spain though, as some clubs would not survive without them, but nowadays they try to use other methods, as for example having the city's government and the region's government own half of a club between the two.
>>69252341
Any way you paint it it is shady as fuck but yeah that seems more accurate as I've been looking around a bit since making that post.
In my defence I was working from a story someone told me once about 10 years ago and a 15 year old news article so I feel like I got close enough.
>>69252583
You were in the right direction mate, this country has been ruined by financial corruption, hence why I hate Messi so much.
>>69252166
True, a rather unfortunate reaction when your economy depends on EU money. Almost as unfortunate as constantly harassing multinational companies who's responsible for the 60% of the GDP.
>>69252328
Which FM are we talking about? Post a screenshot about the league itself if you feel like.
>>69252249
Barcelona and Real Madrid are way too big to go bankrupt. Remember when one of them got a huge bank loan from (IIRC) the Spanish National Bank? What was their coverage? Their income from the TV rights of the league for a few years. Should I continue?
Another extremely important difference (compared to other TOP15 clubs) is that they exist as an association rather than (e.g.) a joint stock company who's on stock exchange. Totally different cup of tea in terms of rules and finances. So yeah, it's all stray shots.
>>69252632
>financial corruption
I meant fiscal corruption, duh.
>>69252341
>But Real doesn't have a theme park
I just googled to check out about that one in UAE they were talking about building but accidentally ended up clicking google images and found this. Pretty good banter desu.
>>69252939
kek
they did plan to make one in UAE but idk if they finally made it.
b-b-but he's free
>>69252939
>>69252967
Didn't they take the cross out of their crest at this theme park as well?
>Halal Madrid
>>69253093
Is it Ronaldo?
Also guess the real player from the pros/cons in FM is maybe a fun /trb/ game
>>69253125
>ronaldo doesnt show up for big games
this meme needs to end
>>69253107
Yes but then they got cucked by the investor or something so it either isn't happening or is at least massively delayed.
>>69253093
>>69253125
I'd guess Jack Wiltshire
>>69252767
Dunaújváros managed to won the 1st league in the late 90's and have a few great battles in UEFA competitions, but later went bankrupt despite their then-new stadium. Elevating them into their past glory sounds like fun.
Giving Gyirmót it's long-awaited promotion after spending long years in the shadow of their city rivals Győri ETO FC (whose owner got into a huge scandal last year and they went from a major force to a 3rd division side) is also an option.
Kaposvár was well-known for being the poorest in the 1st league, only being able to survive thanks to their hawk-eyed manager with great ability to player development. Hint: Nikolic Nemanja, the current top scorer of Ekstraklasa started from here.
Szeged is the country's 3rd biggest city without a 1st league team since 2000 (!) - somehow, efforts there to establish a worthy football club there has always failed. Nowadays, they trying to make it happen based on youth. You might give it a shot too.
ZTE is also a former champion from the early years of the 21th century, they even beat Manchester Utd in 2001 during the reign of Péter Bozsik, son of the legendary Magic Magyar József Bozsik. Maybe you could be the next one who bring the golden days back.
>>69227955
>this guy has played Football Manager every day of his life for 5 - 10 years or so
>>69253145
same
>>69253107
Don't think so. Real only removed the cross for some credit cards that some arab bank was going to make. Barça, however, had earlier removed the cross from their crest for all Barça merchandise in arab countries and they have never got shit for it.
>>69253137
It only ends when it gets disproven by him continuously performing in big games. As it is he rarely performs in big games so I would suggest that suits "Doesn't feel comfortable playing in big matches." pretty well
>>69253189
Fucking Arabs. So you're telling me that all Barca shirts sold there don't have the cross on?
>>69253219
Yep, it's been like that for like a decade now I think.
>that Norwegian strikes again
Holy...
>>69253189
>removing half the cross of st george
Might as well got the whole hog and replace it with a symbol of saladin
>>69253175
I have?
>>69253189
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ras_Al_Khaimah_Investment_Authority#Lack_of_funding_for_a_projected_Real_Madrid_resort_island_in_Ras_Al_Khaimah
>In addition to the financial deficiencies, the project had come under criticism in international sports circles, as Real Madrid was required by Ras Al Khaimah to remove the Christian symbol of the little cross from the crown atop their logo on all the project's promotional materials to conform with Muslim beliefs.
>>69253125
nah it's this fictional honduran. Too good to not sign in the spl, prolly be able to sell him for a huge profit
They only give the negative personality types (unambitious, temperamental, slack etc.) to regens. I wonder if anyone's ever seen a really good player with slack or casual
>>69253261
If you haven't then you best leave you fucking normie.
>>69253258
not only that, the cross of st george is the flag and symbol of the city of Barcelona.
>>69253261
Well, you at least post in these threads every single day. I don't post here any more nor play this game but you're still here, and you were always there back then.
>>69253171
Between Dunaújváros and Szeged. I'm making a vote then. http://www.strawpoll.me/10667078
>>69253308
Really? I knew it was in Bologona and Milan
>>69253254
>Arabs are literally offended by two lines
>>69253189
>Real only removed the cross for some credit cards that some arab bank was going to make.
False, they removed from the crest in some arab countries
>Barça, however, had earlier removed the cross from their crest for all Barça merchandise in arab countries and they have never got shit for it.
False again, those are bootleg kits like the one in your pic
Don't lie again, gypsy
>>69253305
Good point.
>>69253342
My first FM was 12. Not exactly 10 years.
>>69253270
I'm glad they are not going to make it tbH, it was a crazy idea from a crazy man called Flo.
>>69253351
It was until Catalans changed it to pic related
>>69253370
There are no gypsies where I live. I had in mind that that is what Real and Barça had done but I might be wrong and right now I cant be arsed looking it up. Maybe someone in the thread will.
>>69253342
but /sp/ is barely 10 years old. I don't think anyone has posted here in /trb/ for 10 years.
>>69253278
Also I hate not running a lot of leagues because players like this just languish in free transfer hell for six months and it makes the game (even) easier
Guy came off a 7.57 average season in liga mx, I shouldn't have to run the league for them to renew his contract
>>69253400
>There are no gypsies where I live
Gran Canaria motherfucker.
Time for another generous helping of CM00/01 nostalgia.
Things to consider:
>Who the heck is Wilcox?
>Beckham in CM
>Scholes on the bench
>The state of English goalkeepers
>Does Semen still have a ponytail and porno stache'?
>>69253451
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Wilcox
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