/heem/: rory macdonald edition
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /heem/: rory macdonald edition
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69127506
News:
>Lobov-Avila targeted for UFC 202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078140/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
>Maldonaldo appeals Fedor loss again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12081886/fabio-maldonado-appeals-to-wmmaa-confident-loss-to-fedor-emelianenko
>Jon Jones: Conor needs to stay in his place
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/12078462/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
Schaub is God
Conor McGregor
atta boy
is
Ryan Barberena
Prove you are a Real Fight Fan™ in 10 words or less.
8th for schaub is a faggot
Mark Hunt.
Schaub Bless you all on this fine evening.
Brock Lesnar.
>>69144444
Those qints
>>69144444
Schaub bless
>>69144434
wolf tickets
i want to fuck chuck
>>69144434
I'm skipping out on my sister's wedding to watch 200.
>>69144444
>44444
Quints. Impressive.
>>69144434
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH? HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>69144460
top filename
>>69144444
SCHAUB HAS BLESSED US
THANK YOU OH GRACIOUS AND KIND SCHAUB
How much does Schaub pay you to shill for him on a chinese cartoon site all day? I'd hope it wasn't for free.
>>69144434
Your Welterweight Champion of the World, Carlos Condit!
>>69144532
He doesn't, we genuinely enjoy his fights and the content he produces. I own about 3 TFATK shirts.
>>69144532
>people like someone i don't
>must be shills
>>69144434
I've been to four live events with my old man.
>>69144554
>>people like someone i don't
Where did I say I didn't like the bloke? I'm just hoping you don't do all these hours of shilling for free. People get paid to do stuff like this you know, you could make upto $150 a day.
Lmao not a single one of the links in the op even work
No one fucking cares about the OP
lmao I love it
>>69144434
I bought UFC 186
Into. The. Trash.
>>69144729
I WENT to UFC 130
Every single link in the OP is broken.
loving every laugh
Just a heads up. Canadian OP was always right.
>>69144689
>>69144762
The fact that you know the links don't work is proof that there are people (aka you) who still check the links.
is rory macdonald still relevant? how?
>>69144689
>>69144762
Everyone already read the news in the last thread downie
Adan will never notice you, stop worshipping him
>>69144810
lmao fucking idiot
>>69144822
Damn you're such a fucking pleb man. Just go to /wwe/
>>69144544
>about 3
"The OP is important" - a fucking idiot
>>69144854
have sex
>tfw would easily heem every here without breaking sweat
actual news because downie is a downie
>CB Dolloway to LHW, will meet Francimar Barroso at 203
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/1/120883112/mma-news-cb-dollaway-headed-to-light-heavyweight-ufc-203
>Cormier clarifies candle comments
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-200s-daniel-cormier-calls-jon-jones-a-middle-aged-28-year-old-weird-argument-ensue
>Mitrione cleared, will fight Olli Thompson in London in two weeks
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/matt-mitrione-clears-medical-meets-oli-thompson-in-bellator-158-co-main-event-in-london
>Schaub on who replaces rogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EdNxYk5v5l
>>69144544
1 XXXL =/= 3
>>69144903
wew lade
>>69144866
??????
>>69144903
>>CB Dolloway to LHW
It's like he loves being heem'd
>>69144890
my wife is pregnant lol but thanks for the advice
>>69144845
>guys please pay attention to me, im really need someone right now
>>69144927
>wife
hows the land whale nowadays anyway canuck?
>>69144927
>my wife is pregnant
Congrats! How are you mentally adjusting on having to raise Jamarcus' son?
who the fuck is dennis siver
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ufc/article-3648862/Stephen-Wonderboy-Thompson-did-WHAT-to-these-young-Filipino-children.html
oh my god
>>69144938
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LE RUSING YOU SO BAD HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER FROM THIS
>http://www.mmafighting.com/sport/article-364862/Chris-Weidman-Endorses-Hillary-Clinton.html
Wew
>>69145015
he was never my boi
>OMG IM ON A ROLL TODAY I FEEL SO ALIVE ADAN PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M A LE EPIC RUSEMAN LIKE YOU TOO
>>69144950
buddy she's tiny lol she weighs like 112lb now, she's 5'2"
she's starting to get a little bit thicker though, kind of looking forward to the next couple months
the other day she goes "my tits feel heavy" and I was like "yeah they look heavy too" and then we fucked lol
>>69144960
thanks brother
it's a bit intense, I'm not gonna lie. I think I'll be a good dad though. can't wait to lmao in this kids face
>>69145042
>5'2"
>112lb now
>THEN WE FUCKED LOL
>>69144434
I've missed watching one ufc event in the past 4 years. And of fucking course it was 199.
Tryhard aspie is sperging out again
>>69145054
>you are le angry lol im rusing you so bad haahhah ur mad lol ur mad ur mad
>>69144927
Congrats.
>>69145042
>Musings of a 14 year old
Who would win an open-weight UFC tournament featuring every fighter on the roster?
downie is having the time of his life posting on /heem/ lads
jumping up and down and running around his room
>>69145062
well she might be a bit more than 112 now but she is small is my point
>>69145088
>tfw your life is so dope that people don't believe it's real
>>69145097
Werdum or Stipe
>>69145113
>your life is so dope
top kek, how old are you canada?
>>69145076
y u mad tho?
>>69145042
> and then we fucked lol
>>69145126
I'm 28 bud
>>69145146
well we did
can someone post that recent pic of hunt training? I'm telling my old man that he's full vegan and actually looks good and he doesn't believe me
>and then we fucked lol
>tfw you've mentally raped someone so horrifically by insulting their precious OPs they literally become obsessed with you to the point where they seemingly fall in love with you
Lmao i always get the crazy ones
>>69144434
THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER
>>69145158
how old is your pregnant wife?
>>69145166
it's an oddly nice feel though isn't it
>>69145181
HOLY SHIT LOOK HE RESPONDED TO YOU
>>69145159
and then we fucked lol
>>69145177
she's 28 too
>>69145158
Hunt said he was going vegan last August but I read somewhere that he said he would do it after he retired and that he was just cutting back on meat in general
>>69145172
ALMOST 71
HEH
>>69145158
Can you ask your wife if Branden Schaub is ducking Rich Panini
"and then we fucked lol"
>my face I mindfucked the autist OP's who write one sentence and post two links so badly they quit
Dance puppets
>>69145195
clearly you must post pix you know, you can't be this much of an attention whore and not provide proof.
>>69145191
Lmao, bud, we literally hang out at /heem/'s meetups in Vegas with all the other guys every 6 months, sorry you never got the invite
>>69145223
honestly buddy blowing up the whole adan thing pretty much ruined the chances of you guys ever getting to see her now lol
>please pay attention to me
and then
we fucked
lol
>and then we fucked lol
>>69145181
My thoughts exactly, nice to throw him a bone once in a while though
>>69145242
>she doesn't exist
I understand anon, you're just another scumbag on 4chan after all. :^)
>>69145269
you can believe what you want
tell yourself I care lol
>and then
>we
>fucked lol
>and then we fucked lol
>>69145278
>i care lol
you're the tryhard canafag who never leaves, you have no hot wife kek
i'm not going to stay up all night playing with you buddy
maybe later
>>69145072
How did you miss 199
>>69145297
>tfw when your life is so dope
>somebody convinces themselves that it can't exist
I also make a pile of money and often spend the whole day at the office posting here
but you go ahead and tell yourself that's not possible too lmao
>>69145166
Lmao, i just noticed this but notice how i didnt even DIRECTLY mention him here and he completely got the reference and freaked out
You're a funny guy sometimes, lmao
>>69145321
>wow, wow
>such speed
>such non-tryhard
No woman would ever live with you, fool. Post pics or fuck off with your silly shit.
>>69145042
Women are honestly so disgusting.
>>69145346
technically he lives with his mom
>tfw /heem/ has been reduced to a war of attrition between 3-4 mega aspies
Every board on 4chan needs IDs
>>69145346
what kind of a timestamp shoutout do you want bud and I'll try to snap a pic of her ass or something sometime soon
>>69145373
Oh piss off
Either do something or stop bitching you pussy
>>69145321
>and often spend the whole day at the office posting here
Wow quite the life you have there.
and then, we fucked, lol
>it was great btw
>>69145384
Just give me the word, pussy and I'll do something, or better yet nut up yourself and come get some motherfucker, im ready
>>69145404
Anon I do not love you
Does Bryan Callen have a fight for Heem 1?
>>69145421
>J-J-Jon I-I d-don't love you, okay Jon, I DON'T love y-you
>>69145399
yeah getting lots of money to do nothing really is terrible
>>69144434
i've been streaming ufc ppv's since before ufc 100
>>69145422
He's moving up 4 weight classes to fight me you goofball
and then we fucked lol
>>69145437
what's your title?
>>69145474
manager and owner? lmao
and then we fucked lol
>>69145437
>Works at a job so horrible he can browse 4chins on there all day
Please convince yourself some more Salim
>>69145421
>Errich Bachman, this is your mom, you are not my baby
>>69145483
cringe
I'm disappointed, confirmed tryhard.
>and then we succed lol
>>69145499
>tfw your life is literally unimaginable for non fight fans
>>69145097
Overeem
>>69145209
It's Mike Tyson's 50th Birthday today. Don't forget the GOAT
I haven't asked you niggers anything in a while, so here's the questions Heem.. Which fight are you looking forward to the most in the upcoming three events
>>69145097
Cain
Notice how he has to tell us every time when he's leaving
Lmao, so obsessed, it's ridiculous, price of fame i guess
>>69145422
He's fighting Frank Grillo at HEEM 1
>>69145097
Demetrious Johnson
>>69145491
ahhahahahahah
>>69145529
Brock vs Hunt is the only reason I'm watching tbqh
>>69145483
respect
>>69145529
Maia vs Condit
>>69145529
1. Claudia vs. Joanna
2. Brock vs. Hunto
3. Jones vs. Cormier
4. Aldo vs. Edgar
5. Killashaw vs Assuncao
>>69145512
kek
>>69145499
Um, that's actually a pretty sweet job
>>69145529
eddie vs two banjos
dillashaw vs assunçao
>>69145529
My boy Dillashaw vs Assuncao.
>>69145590
compared to what?
>>69145590
yeah if you work a crap job with minimum pay
is there a /heem/ steam group?
>>69145529
I'm actually not sure, a lot of good fights were actually put on before 200 and MY BOY Lawler is on 201. I suppose I can't really think of one specific fight I'm all that hyped for for 200, maybe Brock because Brock but the title fights should be interesting too
>people unironically think a dude named "eddie" can be a ufc champ
>>69145608
naw bud i run the place with my spicy lil azn queen
btw shes 5'1" 105lbs now
i fucked her lol
oh and shes preggo lol
>>69145628
eddie was sweet in tekken
>>69145643
>azn
whats wrong with you
>>69145643
And joy your Elliot Rodger.
>>69145660
lol no im a nice guy shes my wife
>>69145656
calm down bud
>>69145660
>and joy
are you ok
>>69145660
Enjoy your*
UFC 200 is the GOAT card, prove me otherwise
>>69145710
UFC 199 is the GOAT card for entertainment value. 200 could end up being a dud despite being stacked on paper.
>>69145673
lol sorry I thought you were joking bud
>>69145720
ur 2 negative, go watch bellator
>>69145710
its the goat card in terms of fighters on it. we'll see how it is come the fights tho
>>69145720
>200 could end up being a dud
>>69145710
you realize Pena is going to be a fucking handful for Zingano and it has super spice potential right?
Killashaw always has spicy heem potential btw
Sanchez vs Lauzon should say JUST BLEED
and my gut tells me Santos might heem Gegard
>>69145726
no problem bud lol just living the life
im gonna go fuck my wife now
>>69145710
my keks going wild all over my bed
>>69145754
im gonnafuck ur wife now too
>>69145754
I wish I could just pick like that but she usually says no
>>69145740
kek, that filename
>>69145710
UFC 199 happened.
>>69145740
It has happened before.
Reminder that Khabib accurately predicted the results for uFC 194 but /heem/ couldn't even get one fully right with multiple picks.
>>69145833
>make at least 2 picks every time, sometimes as many as 4
>still haven't gotten a single one right
>tfw
imagine you're just bein' fly
and a dude is like
"naw dude nobody can be THAT fly"
feels pretty good right
>>69145862
lol you're the dude that always posts that asian dude reaction pic right?
own up bud I know it's you
>Robbie and Nick were 22 and 20 when they fight at UFC 47
Really makes you think
Also kekmao at Buffer's original intros
>THEEEE fighter standing to my left
>>69145740
>tfw manlets get mad
>>69145940
>pictures on the internet
>>69145947
lmao whatever you say bud have fun with that asphalt wiki
>>69145978
>>69145962
main difference being we can see your wife's face and she's looking at you
>>69145978
remember that time you DIDN'T go to UFC events with your dad?
lol I don't faggot
>>69145986
wax, hair looks fake
>>69145978
Wow man your wife is so hot. How did you get so lucky bud lol?
>>69146000
>being this upset people are calling you out
kek, all you have to do is post evidence of your claims, anon.
>>69146030
yeah it totally sucks that people think my life is so dope that it can't be real lol totally lame dude trust me
>>69146029
my mother is canadian bud so i have a huge dick lol
>>69146021
correct
what if boston dynamics joined forces with the people who make wax dolls
>>69146038
[confirmed euphoric]
are you tingling?
>>69146060
actually I'm gonna hit the hay
honestly it sounds super gay but it actually feels sweet to have someone be like no way dude your life can't actually be real lol
notice me adan
![Pride-Total-Elimination-Absolute-2006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TNrJuTS.jpg "Pride-Total-Elimination-Absolute-2006[1]")
>openweight tournament
>it's just a heavyweight tournament with Minowa in it
>>69145986
The jawline is the biggest giveaway imo
>>69146065
cringe, see ya soon loser
>>69146065
>no way dude your life can't actually be real lol
No one envies your aspergers fairy tale life chump.
>>69146083
>>69145986
now that I look again the corners of the mouth are the biggest giveaway
How many bongs til one FC?
>>69145986
Doesn't Conor have one of these?
>>69146095
>no one envies a fairy tale
lmao idiot
night boys
>>69146119
this euphoric tryhard goof is cringey af
serious question: who is technically the most impressive fight currently? Khabib or Wonderboy?
>>69146079
same thing happen back with judo and wrestling back in the day, which is why they dissolved open weight in the olympics it was just pretty much HW part 2 all the lighter guys would get eliminated first round
>>69146136
Jon Jones
>>69146142
and because the HWs already competed in their division they would be already gassed making the quarter, 2nd and final rounds even more boring.
>>69146136
I couldn't pick anyone out specifically as the most impressive but Maia has been making high level fighters look like novices on the mat for a while now and it just blows my mind every time.
what is /heem/ version of the gif of ronda "boxing".
i want a autistic ronda gif for shitpost.
>>69146136
technical how? standing? strikes? countering? clinching? Wrestling? fighting off the ground? fighting off the wall? cage control? foot work?
both of them do things different then the other
>>69146167
I think it made it that much more impressive that Rory could survive a full round of Maia at his freshest and then come back to win the fight.
That's some worst case scenario shit going into a fight with Maia where you're on your back the entire first round.
>>69146136
i don't think you can say it about khabib until he faces a high level guy again
Darrell Horcher is still Darrell Horcher
>>69144441
LMAO
does mah cunt always post stupid crazy shit like this?
>>69146242
Yep
>>69146242
Yes
He's pretty simple.
Dream Matchups:
Mcgregor - Pettis (very similar styles)
Khabib - Nate Diaz (Sambo vs BJJ)
Mighty Mouse - Cruz 2
RDA/GSP - Wonderboy
Opinions? Additions?
>>69146292
>very similar styles
wHat
Diaz-Lawler was a pretty nice fight, cackled like an old woman when Nick fucking slapped Robbie, I knew that happened during the fight but wasn't sure when
What a KO too, looked like Robbie was starting to turn the tide too, was getting too aggressive though obv
What fight should I watch next on UFC® FIGHT PASS™?
>>69146312
they are similar
>>69146328
>well you see they both like flashy kicks so obviously they're really similar
>>69146312
watch their fights, same stance, flashy kicks, overhand left, VERY similar
>casual mcgregor fans think nobody is like their messiah
>>69146328
Nigga wut. Pettis is a TKD circle jerker and Conor is a memekick boxer
>>69146345
>u r casual
I win
>>69146347
Sergio Pettis you fucking casual cunt
>>69146343
in which ways are they using completely different styles?
>>69146347
>TKD circle jerker
without the memes pls
anybody want to watch some judo here?
One of the last grand prix before the olympics,
This one is in Mongolia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhnXegp2fwk
>>69146364
BOTH Pettis brothers and Mcgregor have very similar styles, please elaborate how they don't?
>>69146379
LOLZ is this real life..
Post similar styles, I'll start
>RDA/Benson Henderson
>>69146421
Cruz/Dillashaw
>>69146421
>>69146414
>Literally does not have an answer to the question.
>Answers question with question.>>69146381
>>69146439
Yeah the onus is on me to disprove your retardation not for you to prove you're not retarded
lol
lol
fucking lol
>>69146404
IMO the main difference would be that Pettis actually lands his memekicks whereas Conor throws them to impress casuals and set up the hands.
>>69146471
honestly i think Connor's boxing is undeveloped so he uses his kicks to supplement and disguise his poor punching technique, not saying he is horrible but compare to a lot of MMA fighter's his boxing is below average, he's smart enough to enhance them with kicks though
>I post fedora reaction images
>>69146485
Connor is a prime example of a mediocre product with great marketing.
>>69146512
Then how'd he nokaut so many good fighterrs, anon
>>69146439
>>69146439
Um lol soz bre I was just bewildered as to how confusing the Pettis brother that actually fights in Conor's weightclass could make me a casual?
> Implying that since stance is similar that stance = style
> implying anyone else would be the casual
>>69146512
>>69146485
Oh fuck off.
>>69146390
Mum doesn't let me watch Judo on weekends, sorry
>>69146516
he isn't a 145 fighter, literally kills himself to make weight so he has size advantage.
Walks around at 168, fought at 170 and got REKT.
If you like Conny Mac, it's all good, just don't bet the barn on his Diaz re-match.
>>69144444
Impressive
>>69146485
Tbh senpai I think it's a stretch to say its undeveloped I think it just appears amateurish because its so unconventional and unorthodox - karate range and stance (different defensive patterns, different distance control)
>>69144383
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/12078462/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
was this taken down? I want to read this article
>>69144968
a russian-born fighter of german descent
>>69146598
Right here
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/1/12078482/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
>>69145529
1.Jons DC - by far
2. Brock vs Mark Cunt
3. Aldo vs Frankie
4. Cain vs Browne
>>69146324
bigfoot vs hunt
Oh shit roger Huerta is fighting on today's one FC
Starts in 4 hours 20 minutes
Blaze It
counterpunch dc vs jbj is up:
https://youtu.be/3vDE1mxWdiM
>>69146673
>Ann Osman
neato
>>69146539
He was walking at no-cut 168 after spending ~3 months trying to put on mass for 155
I don't know where he cut from to make 145. 160 maybe?
>>69146611
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/1/12078482/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
thanks anon
>>69146673
That's a lot of flyweight fights
>>69146691
And they're giving her another ETT lamb to the slaughter, 3rd now for Osman
One way to build her back up after her brutal loss last time out I guess
Maybe a record for most ETT "fighters" fought outside of SFL attempts at starmaking back in the day
>>69146692
>3 months trying to put on mass
Wrong
>>69146735
>ETT
That a fight team or what?
I don't follow the regional scene closely
>>69146747
Egyptian Top Team
got any amateur heems?
Post overrated decisionfags.
>>69146767
that isnt Dan Henderson or Bisbing
both have more dec.
>>69146746
2 months?
>>69146773
0 months brah. At Featherweight he would have been in the cage at 155+
>>69146767
He's not so much a decisionfag as he is a wrongweightclassfag. With mcgregor of course being the GOAT of said fags.
>>69146773
Your insinuation is more that he was really even putting on any significant mass, he wasn't.
Another insinuation that he is 160 is simply absurd, eye test alone shows that he is simply not at that weight, that and the fact no one looks like he does cutting 15 pounds, that and almost everyone saying he is in the 170 range
His whole steaks comment just refers to the fact that he can actually freely eat and not worry as much about having to cut weight, actually giving himself more energy to train and not having to meticulously plan out his diet to cut an extra 10 pounds which is a monumental difference
You now remember that Bellator announce Matt Mittrione's next fight to him while he was concussed and bewildered in the cage because they expected him to run right through the Samoan.
>there are "people" here right now who think DC won't win at 200
>>69146828
What the fuck are you talking about? In what universe does Jon Jones have a natural heavyweight frame?
>>69146828
>makes weight without much trouble
>wrong weightclass
He shouldn't have to fight 265 pound men just because it gets on your nerves that he such an insane reach advantage
>>69146791
How would present day GSP do against Thompson?
>>69146828
He doesn't cut all that much.
>>69146848
>>69146850
>>69146867
>Anglosphere proves once more they're retards when it comes to understanding shit
Compare his height, reach and frame to the rest of the guys in the division. Even fucking Daniel Cormier competed at HW. Jones is just as much of a pussy as McGregor for doing this shit and not moving to his actual weightclass.
>>69146902
>fights should fight at the weights i want them to and not the weights they can make without hampering themselves
lol this guy
>>69146902
Watch your language.
>>69146858
What kind of question is this seeing as we have no idea what preset day gsp looks like?
Retardation like this is why I don't come to /heem.
>>69146915
>Thinks effort to cut justifies it
Mad logic you have there, Kiwi pal. Real sound.
>>69146916
This isn't Twitter, Dana. You can't do shit.
>>69146902
He's just really tall. DC is way wider.
>>69146928
Meanwhile your logic is somehow that his height should determine his weight class.
>>69146867
>dosen't cut all that much.
>>69146918
I was implying he would not be the same. Literally fuck off with your pretentious trash.
>>69146945
No you were implying that you're a retard.
And you were correct.
>>69146867
>doesn't cut all that much...
>>69146902
>being lanky means you're not allowed to fight at your natural weight class
You're a fucking retard, Jones is nowhere near as big as even smaller heavyweights like JDS or Werdum and its retarded to act like he has an obligation to fight people like that.
>>69146954
ok, you win smart guy.
>>69146955
>>69146942
You know he's talking about Jones right?
>>69146942
I was talking about Bones.
Conor clearly kills himself. Makes me wonder why do they keep pandering this ultimate cutting championship.
>>69146848
>>69146850
This universe you fucking bellend the guy is 6'4" with 84". Weight classes were instituted so that opponents would be the same size. Jon Jones has a giant size advantage and dominates everyone except the other giant Gustaffson.
>>69146937
>>69146936
I just realised I don't really care about this subject. I'm planning on offing myself soon and I don't think this MMA thing matters anymore, in fact, nothing does.
Sorry for wasting your times, lads. I still think I'm right but that doesn't matter at all.
>>69146967
have you ever felt as euphoric as when you pwn nubs? i literally get a rush in my stomach
>>69146975
and you think Jones would be the same size as say, Stipe?
Look at their bodies man, come on.
Gus Johnson returning to commentating when lads
Aldo
>>69146975
And yet, factually speaking he is nowhere near as big as the smaller heavyweights. Height=/=lean mass you fucking colonial.
Can't wait to watch Cruz fight again
Assuming TJ defeats Assuncao in sanctioned cage combat at their currently arranged date of July 9th, when do you think Cruz vs TJ 2 will happen?
>>69146902
LHW is weird in that sense. There is HUGE fucking gap between HW guys and LHW guys, so naturally there'll be different guys at LHW who don't really belong in HW but still huge af.
>>69146991
the fuck is this even suppose to mean retard? I bet you're the same faggot posting about wonderboy.
stop posting useless shit you faggot, this is why i dont come here anymore
>>69146987
Sometimes... these things happen in MMA
>>69147004
(You)
>>69147000
>i enjoy aids
yeah I bet you do, useless cuck
>They want to give GSP to RDA after Alvarez fight
>mfw
>>69147062
Khabib would enter Eternal Ramadan if that happened
>>69146997
LOLWUT
>smaller heavyweights
>lists 2 normal sized heavyweights that are EXACTLY the same height as Jones
"Height=lean mass" is not my argument bruv. I'm talking about SIZE which is what "weight" classes are a tool for evening out. If any of you queers had actually fought before you'd understand that you don't fight a niggas fucking bf% you go up against their fucking size . Jones is in that cage at 225+.
>>69147000
Probably sometime in December or early January
I'd say at NY the absolute earliest
>>69147062
Be careful Dana white & UFC
>>69145290
i wonder what joe rogan smells like
>>69147087
You're hopeless, the only thing you've got to say is that because he's tall and has a long reach that he shouldn't fight at a weight class he can easily make.
>>69147122
he doesn't wear deodorant
>this is considered an MMA fighter in Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
>>69147124
Which is to say I think he's too big for his weightclass? Is that crazy? All you and Pommie are telling me is that weight class is solely about weight; which means neither of you ever stepped in the ring and lol.
>>69147137
>high schoolers from NZ
Niger wut.
>>69147087
>225+.
Yes, which would make him tiny for a heavyweight you fucking retard. Height isn't everything especially for a wrestler like Jon. Kill yourself.
>>69147159
At least you can finally admit that you're just trying to force your opinion.
>>69147159
Yes, weight classes are indeed based solely on weight. If you are gifted with a long reach than that's a gift you're allowed to have. Do you think Cole miller should have to fight rory macdonald because he's apparently just as big as him? Again, kill yourself.
Wtf was Conor doing taking about a "big soft belly"?
>>69147172
Norte Zacatecas. Northern Zacatecas, a state in Mexico. Like AZ is Arizona. CA is California.
>>69144434
I was at the PRIDE event when Diaz gogo'd Gomi.
>>69147000
He's going to get injured again and take up commentating full time. I see deez tings.
Who else having a nice post dinner coffee and chewing tobacco dip here?
>>69147244
Any proof m8?
>>69147290
Sadly because of a house fire three years ago, no. ;_;
>>69147181
>>69147195
>>69147176
M88888888888880s
Of fucking course my comments are opinion or did you actually think that I'm trying to say there's a concrete rule that disqualifies Jones from LHW. No I'm not talking about the weight regulations as if to say Jones is a cheater. I'm talking about the spirit of dividing fighters by weight class and how I believe that Jones is a fighter who takes advantage of the rules in order to fight people smaller than him. And not killing myself m8 I live in a nice country no bully pls.
>>69147212
Wat
The uniform is Otahuhu College in South Auckland. The guy in red's name is Afa.
>>69147364
How many dudes you know roll like that?
>>69145097
Based Reem
>>69145710
literally zero good fights, i bet almost all go to decision
>tfw pena will end zingano
Please don't.
>>69147479
>post-USADA Cat
One FC in 2 bongs 45 bings.
Anyone know what channel it's on?
>>69147507
nope. i found a bunch of foreign channels last time, with one of them working,
get me a list of asian tv channels, aussie tv and fox sports asia are lies, it's not on them
>mfw Conrad wins one for da land
>>69147523
Yeah the last china one we had to proxy to china and watch it streaming on some Chinese site.
I'll try to get a direct m3u8 this time.
>>69147546
i found a thai channel, for the last thai card, and luckily it was their official site.
maybe a chinese channel site will have a live stream page on it
>>69147539
Conor isn't from Cleveland you retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY0r-Xp0Iew
Reminder this chong chang willa walla has beat Nate Diaz. GOAT!
>mfw bork wins one for da land
![Dana-White-Brock-Lesnar-TUF-13[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hXUCeRQ.jpg "Dana-White-Brock-Lesnar-TUF-13[1]")
>>69147539
>mfw that picture is from a promo for SURRENDER nightclub after he SURRENDERED to Nate Diaz
>>69147633
You just know
>>69147633
J A C C E D
Dc may be a fat bitch, but he's my fat bitch
Dc will destroy Jon
Zingano beat meisha and nunes. What did she mean by this?
Cat is the wmma goat.
If she had a better gameplan she would've beat Ronda.
>>69147546
>>69147559
update i my part, no batman or cricfree
also i went through LeSports and nothing, usually it's one of the sponsor stations on their illegible posters
>>69147756
I want to love cat and raise her kid.
>Stipe will beat Overeem
can this meme end before it starts
Will Bisping stay an underdog his entire career?
>>69147851
Not if he fights Hendo
who /scoops/ here
kys pianoretard
>>69147907
how many scoops do you do
>>69147830
(pic related)
>>69147764
It's on physique tv at 4:00 ksa whatever time that is with Arabic commentary.
Need to find one with American
>WMMA4 finally got cracked
fuggen neato
>>69147799
Literally the only thing I've seen is retard goofs like you saying how much of a sure thing it is that Overeem wins the belt since Stipe won it because of
>m-m-muh heavyweight division!!!
Literally the same fedoras that were hyping Tumenov and Almeida
>>69147907
>p-p-please remember my meme big strong heemsters!!!!
Does anyone have a picture of that look of defeat Conor had after the fight and at the post fight press conference? And that one webm
>>69147927
that bs channel is garbage, tried to watch last card on it, probably is a replay of another card
I'm out la's. Thanks for all the (You)'s. Catch ya's later.
>>69147944
>big strong heemsters!!!!
>>69147907
I've got no idea about anything related to the bodybuilding community whatsoever but I find it kind of refreshing that this guy doesn't claim to be natural.
I thought that was part the parcel for those sorts.
>>69147958
also not on fightnetwork
>>69147958
Yeah I'm looking up the chinese site it streamed in 1080p on last time.
>>69148082
I found a bunch of chinese illegal stream sites, but none mention ONE, all just divegrass
>>69148093
No like the official stream ppl in china use.
We had to VPN to china.
who /luke thomas/ here?
>>69148112
I tried to like luke, but he's just too pretentious and edgy.
He's okay in very small doses though.
What would Robbie Lawler look like at LHW?
>>69148128
alot like texiera
>>69147137
pause at 17 seconds
AYY
>>69148157
Every frame I can get on :17 is hilarious
>that hook directly to the back of the hood as he's hurtling face first towards concrete
>>69146955
>Cutting down two weight classes because you can't beat someone at your own natural weight class
>>69146955
How close to death is Conor when he makes the cut to 145?
What if he dies trying to make the cut after Nate slaps him back down to 145?
>>69147087
>when hunt posts in /heem/
Lmao bob sapp is fighting on road FC 32 today
>>69144434
Believe you me
>>69148357
road is like bellator/rizin leftovers league
dada would fit in
>>69148357
Didn't he fight on the last one too?
Pls no. no Bisping vs Hendo 2. pls no
>back up dude
What did he mean by this?
>>69148408
Bisking is solidifying his legacy for GOAT
revenge is a dish best served cold
>watch UFC 200: Counterpunch - Rogan talking to DC and Jones
>go brush my teeth
>return from the bathroom, first thing I hear is DC saying: "He was a little bigger than I expected"
it basically writes itself. Meme magic is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDE1mxWdiM
>>69148357
more like End of the Road FC
>>69148417
that was before the meme as well
we just hadn't picked up on it yet
guys, for the record
one week away
>>69148414
I know you didn't just do that.
Travis Browne will upset Cain Velasquez
>>69148560
Be careful
>>69147446
>>69145522
Anyone on the top 7 can heem his lights out.
Stop talking shit.
Would you turn gay for Rockhold?
>>69148630
No, but if I was a masseuse and he walked into my office I would be very happy about it.
>>69148630
I think DJ already might have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYmYA4ZPsIM
What did Rampage mean by this?
>>69147364
is this a NZ uniform in this fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsn0ZpZPzQc
>>69148630
i wish he'd turn straight for me
>>69148666
he could have gone to jail for this
Post some Cat Zingano bunda
>>69148630
If he started kissing me I don't think I would stop him
https://youtu.be/3vDE1mxWdiM
>>69148676
surprisingly spicy and good sportsmanship. i wish we had polys instead of niggers.
>>69148803
>you thought I was big then? Wait until you feel me now
What did he mean by this?
![Cat Zingano_ My Style Is 'Pretty Funky'.mp4_snapshot_03.37_[2014.07.05_00.49.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6b0Lgrc.jpg "Cat Zingano My Style Is 'Pretty Funky'.mp4 snapshot 03.37 [2014.07.05 00.49.55]")
>>69148792
frontbunda
Gigliotti is 22 years with a 7-0 record (all finishes).
PREMIER
>>69148860
Is Alexei Auld the more sophisticated version of Helwani?
>>69148891
I'd like to see him fight helwani.
It would be worse than a woman's sw fight.
One FC in 18 bings, where the stream at?
>>69148984
we gave up, or i have, you have one yank left on the hunt maybe
>trying to watch One FC at 3 am unironically
>>69149000
Pussy
>>69147437
Ahahahahahahaha
I had a dream I had a cage fight with a girl last night.
I tried to knock her out but didn't.
Then I thought about it afterward while in the dream and decided that it was poor manners for me to go for the ko.
If you were cage fighting a girl would you go for the knockout?
>>69149029
yo, malay bro, find out what tv channel plays onefc there, so we can find a stream
>>69148676
Yupp. Baldie is the same nigger from other video.
>>69148819
lol no you don't
>>69149117
be careful
>>69148676
Nice
>>69148819
Ho brah be careful what you wish for LOL
>>69149117
Don't forget we answered the call at Cronulla too, nigger.
>>69149054
only thing i can find is physique tv, some meme saudi channel, sorry senpai
>You now remember Ronda Rousey
Hahahahaha
>>69149182
be careful
>>69149149
>Don't forget we answered the call at Cronulla too, nigger.
in the riots? I thought it was just lebs vs whites
Who did the maoris side with?
>5 more days
who is excited as fuck for the next weekend?
>>69149227
5?
i'm surprised embeddeds haven't started early
>>69149227
I'm not ready
We are live
how many people will be in attendance at 200?
>>69149257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNQ6VODLSh8
They are always making up new shitty names for those kind of videos, dont know why.
>>69149289
whole world m8, you can't miss the moment UFC fans around the world have been waiting for
>>69149220
>>69149220
It's true that there was a big white power element in the riots but the Polys (mostly Tongans with some Maoris) sided with the whites. Alan Jones called for islanders to go down the Shire to bash lebs. Islanders hate muslim Lebs lol.
>get in my guard bro
>>69149303
That's not embedded. Different types of promos have different titles.
https://youtu.be/NOQNr529AoQ
I'm not impressed with his performance
Anyone find a link to ONE FC?
Why do people on /heem/ not understand how good Eddie Alvarez is and has been for the last 10 years?
I remember soon after I first started UFC the huge hype behind Eddie and everyone wanting to see him fight in the UFC.
Now he's here and fighting for the title and /heem/ is so casual no one even knows who he is.
>tfw you can't get laid because Intercourse License is too expensive
yorkpress.co.uk/news/14589630.Hunger_strike_threat_of_24_hour_sex_notice_man/
>>69149117
>>69149149
i don't believe for a second that polys are worse than feral dindus. and at least they have genetic continuity with the rest of the non-nigger population and neanderthal/denisovan dna. niggers are literally a separate (and irredeemable) branch of humanity.
>>69149409
His wins in the UFC weren't very impressive and quite boring.
https://youtu.be/m9SZ-iahD-c
stacked af desu
>>69149392
Apparently they're recording it and selling it on ippv afterwards.
>>69149430
His fight with Gilbert was a war.
Then he exploited Pettis' weaknesses to get a title shot.
Both great wins.
Reminder that if you're picking RDA to beat Eddie Alvarez you're a casual.
>>69149409
His 3 UFC fights were
1. A clear loss vs Cerrone
2. A not that great win vs Melendez where he was morphing into a chameleon
3. A boring loss to Anthony Pettis incorrectly scored by the judges
>>69149454
the giblert fight was alright, the Pettis one was a controversial decision even though I thought he won. I think he has a decent chance of beating dos nachos.
>>69146052
What if they built a robot to fight in the Octagon?
>>69149483
>only seen 3 Eddie Alvarez fights
Casual detected
>>69149497
Would you bet on it though?
how many people will be in attendance at 200?
Does anyone have a link to that video where Steven Seagal says "I'm just a simple country boy"?
>>69149480
RDA is a motherfucker dude
>>69149526
he should have lost the second Chandler fight too
>>69149534
Im not a degenerate, I don't bet. I play Draft Kings - Welcome to the Big Time!
>>6914952
>implying
If I had just seen his bellator fights I'd be excited, but ever since he's come to the UFC he's been pretty underwhelming
How would Koreshkov v Rory go?
>>69149417
Idk m8 all I can say is that we've already got too many in NZ and I would know because I'm one of them, but at the same time we have basically zero Africans here so I can't relate.
>>69149561
Nah he clearly won the second one.
Great fucking fight tho, Italy should stream it.
>>69149575
Rory would slay Koreshkov and get a KO in the 3rd round. The fight would be even more one-sided than his fight against Saffiedine.
>>69149600
>I'm one of them
What a twist!
>>69149483
Alvarez won over Melendez and Pettis in really good fashion if you ask me, very tactical fights, i can see him gives RDA trouble adapting to RDAs wrestling, can't wait for that fight. Might be a 'boring' 5 rounds chess match, but nevertheless, winner will be the one who will wrestle better. Given that Alvarez is a actual wrestler while RDA is a BJJ, i can see this fight going both ways.
>>69149543
please lads
>>69149534
Roy Nelson has bigger chances to defeat The Beast? Don't think so.
>>69149613
was a pretty close fight but the majority of the media gave it to Chandler.
>>69149629
Lmao koreshkov's striking is miles ahead of Rory's
Rory's nose would get obliterated again.
EMBRACE THE GRIND
>>69149543
Is it autism?
>>69150068
>I rate post-lawler Rory
Fuck you, Jon. Can you hear me, Jon?
>>69149979
no. I want to sample it for a song
>>69149766
>This fucking guy who got BTFO last time still talking about how Kore's striking is superior to Rory's
Nigga, you're literally a lifeless motherfucker and I'm willing to bet my hard earned money and left nut in the process that you're Koreshkov himself. Rory would fucking exterminate you.
>>69150142
>Rory only lasted 5 rounds against Wonderboy? Heh, what a chump. He's clearly broken.
>>69150179
No I mean Steven
>>69150365
No, just [spoiler]lies[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHwOfTe-UcQ
Holy shit Gastelum is retarded. Even better is that i love Mousasi, can't wait Mousasi beats the shit out of him. Nobody put Silva, Jones or Diaz bros in the list, goofs.
>>69150459
Gastelum is fighting Hendricks. Mousasi is fighting santos.
>>69150505
Oh yeah, i forgot. Same shit, i love Hendricks too.
''Everybody likes Ronda Rousey'' - Kevin Gastelum
Bigg Rigg posted this pic today, how does he look /heem/?
>>69150306
I'm not koreshkov and when Rory goes to bellator and gets heem'd I'll be sure to post your capped post
>>69150319
Rory himself said his nose is fucked bro
It will never be the same
Sometimes fighters take beatings and are never the same
It's similar to koscheck vs gsp
>>69150597
Well only a few fedorafag WMMA haters disliked Rousey until she lost, then it was open season on her.
>>69150606
in shape and not a fatt pigg. Surprised
>>69150606
Usada'd
>>69150631
>>69150639
its the angle bros hes still Bigg
>>69150606
sexy as shit
would lick his abs
Alvarez vs pitbull
http://webm.land/media/tmp/5351d72b-7951-4ae1-82c8-511ecb761a0c.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/40622c51-945b-45d8-803e-1c8cfeddf4be.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/99eae32d-d280-40bc-be13-ff68c9a4a292.webm
>>69150621
You'll get proven wrong just like all the goofs who thought he would lose to Woodley
>>69150621
>Being this obsessed
Confirmed for Koreshkov.
Post a pic of your face with a timestamp or fuck off. You're just afraid of Rory.
Thread war when?
>>69150647
will there be any hendricks meme oc before 200 netherbro? i want to meme hendricks to victory
>>69150677
be careful
>>69150671
Who the fuck thought Rory would lose to Rory?
What the fuck are you talking about?
At least now you've confirmed you're a retard and Spain is a troll, so I guess /heem/ accepts that koreshkov would fuck Rory up besides an autistic retard and a troll.
>>69150725
to woodley*
>>69150725
I literally bet $50 on Woodley in that fight.
>>69150725
Cap the post dummy. Nobody in Bellator can match Rory unless Condit decides he doesn't like the UFC any more
>>69144968
A LIDDLE NAZI JUICE HEAD, DATS HU, YE!
![142[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/litnoza.png "142[1]")
![f_224887[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nE0d8SB.jpg "f 224887[1]")
![8fd578af00[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/foHV1wx.jpg "8fd578af00[1]")
