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First for koreshkov smashes Rory worse than lawler
>Jojo will never make ASMR videos
>>69150690
pinoybro I will come up with something new just stay ready
Does anyone have a link to that video where Steven Seagal says "I'm just a simple country boy"?
>>69150883
be careful
>>69150824
Manlet pride
Free Fights part 5
Pastebin with other lists: http://pastebin.com/0DuVP5j4 (Please let me know if links are broken)
Jorge Masvidal vs Joe Lauzon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t0CVzSdg2k
Takanori Gomi vs Satoru Kitaoka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugC5IjV3oRM
Nick Diaz vs Jeremy Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_3ias5Xf5c
Gunnar Nelson vs Alexander Butenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqMoREkzAQ
Ben Rothwell vs Jonathan Ivey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGBbk4gFJw
Gilbert Yvel vs Alexander Houston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EdjjYPcNmM
Chael Sonnen vs Amar Suloev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ar0FWIXA2E
Andrei Arlovski vs Viacheslav Datsik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYThRk3nd6I
Wonderboy vs Jeremy Joles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw2ZGvrXEc8
Yair Rodriguez vs Leon Herrera (Yair is in the blue corner/gloves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpB8nTu-jMU
Ken Shamrock vs Ross Clifton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXKdfsLL2MA
Vitor Belfort vs Antony Rea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUsDpBaTQPM
Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C823qI3wR2I
Dustin Poirier vs Aaron Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqrb7EJO77s
Tim Kennedy vs Dante Rivera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqsCSAmeisA
Ikuhisa Minowa vs Alexander Shlemenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1woIkeSMo
Ben Nguyen vs Chavalit Sityodtong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bWbad4hBo4
>"I can still eat bad, but it can still be good for you. For example, in the off-season, I can go have Whataburger. Just have the burger! Don't eat the fries! Get a drink, eat the burger. Would he want me to do that? No. But he knows me, he knows who I am, so he's going to say, 'Johny, if you're craving something, go get it. Just send me a picture of it, and don't eat the fries.'"
Johny hendricks
>>69151084
Johny also does chewing tobacco.
>>69150942
Yeah man, your forced steak meme really paid off huge last time
reminder to eat a burger a day to get Bigg, but DONT EAT THE FRIES
Imagine being so boring that the UFC cuts when you're a young American with a 6-2 UFC record in an incredibly weak division.
Watching some koreshkov fights and damn this dude has so much insane power for how technical he is.
He might have the most power at welterweight.
>>69151439
That's not a woman is it?
>>69151475
I don't know.
>>69151475
Does it matter with an ass like that?
Koreshkov vs Baesman
http://webm.land/media/tmp/da8fe1fb-afd3-4b89-b038-459b38d583d8.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/8f8321ac-9f7a-43ce-ad57-16e7efecf06f.webm
That first liver shot was brutal
And that final right hand
Someone post these pls
>>69151475
>hover over title
rate this OC lads
>>69151732
nice work
>>69151717
lel, thought so
You can kind of tell when it comes to shemales, they look kind of plastic and their ass is always out of proportion.
>>69151751
You seem to be a specialist on this matter.
>>69151664
When someone uploads these ill post more brutal koreshkov.
I'm not gonna keep doing it though if no one posts them.
>>69151809
Might be.
ask the best fighter here ANYTHING
r8 my new socks
wow
mememagic is real lads
Don't mind me, just posting a young Holly Holm pic I managed to get my pawns on.
Carry on
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69144383
News:
>Lobov-Avila official
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/1/12083008/artem-lobov-welcomes-chris-avila-to-the-octagon-at-ufc-202-on-aug-20
>Islam Makhachev is no longer suspended
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12085948/usada-lifts-islam-makhachevs-provisional-suspension-still
>>69152199
response to
>>69150824
>>69151217
I would take the forced steak meme any day over piana posting and whatever the fuck this >>69152222 bullshit is
>>69150824
Fuck Koreshkov.
>>69152350
literally looks like a dude
Threadly reminded that there are people who unironically find her attractive.
>>69152410
and literally acts like a dude
>>69152459
Niger yew gay
>>69152459
this is literally a 10 out of 10 model in the united states of america
>>69151289
>>69151732
Good stuff.
>>69151439
brb booking holiday to thailand
>>69150824
Shit OP by massive homo.
>>69152730
thank you
>>69152816
derp
>>69152403
When you diss koreshkov, you diss yourself.
>>69152828
Are you triggered?
What's your tumblr so we can read your post about it?
wut
what the hell is going on in this thread
>>69152949
>>69152998
good morning. good to see SOMEONE else on here isn't an alcoholic.
>>69150990
>Jorge Masvidal vs Joe Lauzon
pass
>Takanori Gomi vs Satoru Kitaoka
pass
>Nick Diaz vs Jeremy Jackson
pass
>Gunnar Nelson vs Alexander Butenko
pass
>Ben Rothwell vs Jonathan Ivey
pass
>Gilbert Yvel vs Alexander Houston
pass
>Chael Sonnen vs Amar Suloev
pass
>Andrei Arlovski vs Viacheslav Datsik
pass
>Wonderboy vs Jeremy Joles
pass
>Yair Rodriguez vs Leon Herrera (Yair is in the blue corner/gloves)
pass
>Ken Shamrock vs Ross Clifton
pass
>Vitor Belfort vs Antony Rea
pass
>Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
pass
>Dustin Poirier vs Aaron Suarez
pass
>Tim Kennedy vs Dante Rivera
pass
>Ikuhisa Minowa vs Alexander Shlemenko
pass
>Ben Nguyen vs Chavalit Sityodtong
pass
>>69153039
the only thing that makes her a 1 out of 10 is her eye color
>>69152949
>>69152998
That was weird
>>69153142
both me
Why Herb, why?
its a glitch in the matrix lads. Beware of the agents
>>69153172
be careful
Where is Ronda?
>>69153172
Holy shit, is that real?
where will you be watching international fight week?
>pic highly unrelated
i feel an injury coming
>>69153346
You think if ether Jones or Cormier gets injured Mcmemer and Diaz are back on 200?
>>69153346
Hopefully Lesnar
I missed the bigg rigg posting, keep it up hollander.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/2/12072164/cormier-out-of-ufc-200-bout-with-dislocated-jaw
>>69153563
>dislocated-jaw
subtle
pinches holandeses
>>69153346
be careful
whats up boys
I decided to just put peanut butter on a ciabatta bun instead of plain old plebeian toast because I'm so fly
how'd you lads sleep? Canada day is a pretty comfy time up here I gotta say
>>69153242
now that's a TV
one thing though, I honestly don't like that cup holder shit, cup holders like that feel shitty and don't give a comfy feel
what the fuck is wrong with just having small end tables to put drinks on?
and why is that drunk guy trip hazard in the middle of the room anyway?
>>69153867
cup holders are sweet and you are stupid for using tables
>>69153905
you can't put a coffee mug in those cup holders, and if you'd rather have a rye instead of a beer you're fucked there too
so no, you idiot
>>69153939
Just put the coffee mug on the arm rest dude
>tfw just got done fucking my 5th wife on the roof of my $50,000,000 mansion
my second wife climbed up here iust because she was so desperate to see me
and then we fucked lol
>>69153989
that defeats the purpose of cup holders
>>69152459
this midget proportioned cunt shills more products than shaq
>>69154088
be careful
>>69153507
>>69154088
alpha
>>69153867
it would be more comfortable with bedding and pillows/cushioning
chairs = plebeian
who is your favorite /heem/ poster of all time?
>>69154088
I get the joke
>>69154213
that guy that keeps posting be careful
are there any fanzants left?
>>69154176
> when Big Brock awakes from his Round 1 power nap
>>69154252
>She still does crossfit
>>69154395
why did mark hunt abandon your great nation?
>>69154252
She's okay, I guess.
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED IN BURGERSTAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oAGVW_ubZ0&feature=youtu.be
>>69154499
jk, talented family.
>>69154395
Too much weights, not enough speedwork.
r8 this OC lads
>>69154805
first time i've actually thought a /heem/ meme was funny
>>69154523
I dont get it
someone tell me where "heem" came from
>>69154907
college heavy weight class goes from 198lb to 285lb
>>69154951
really
I already was thinking how they were in the same weightclass bork was literally twice his size
Brock. Lesnar.
>>69155573
Canada's own
>>69154425
Cos no one here gives 2 fucks about MMA or even kickboxing when we had him and Ray in K-1. 95/100 people out on the street wouldn't recognise him if he walked right past. He talked about it in his book. We only care about rugby and boxing, sadly.
>>69154539
Fucken A m8
BREAKFAST!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHXP5g4DmJM/
>>69155763
>he eats the cat
Pra fechar a semana dia de escadaria
#kimura #kzn #natalrn #oss #jiujitsu #mma #fe #foco #teambarao #quintas #rj
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHXNSTPDDDK/
>it's been 2 weeks since the last UFC event
when will this suffering end
>>69155839
>Training in the favelas again.
>>69155763
>ketchup on his scrambled eggs
is this normal
>>69155974
RDA is gonna be next in that webm desu
>>69155980
He's integrating with Canadian culture bud.
daily reminder that I'm so fly that you think I'm a mythical being
>>69156063
HOURLY reminder I'm a white boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it.
>nut up jon, i'm tired of waiting on that dick!
>>69156155
minute by minute reminder to be careful
>>69156190
did you see>>69154805
>>69156063
be careful
reminder that negative attention is still attention
>>69150883
MacDonald would wrestlefuck Koreshkov back to M-1
>>69156190
Im goin in raw jon
>>69156260
who mm/a/ here
is there anywhere to watch the great K-1 events
>>69156271
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked jon - you're eligible for early release but just know i aint stoppin.
>>69154805
kek. saved
>>69150923
>Jojo will never be a cam whore who does free shows on Chaturbate
Why live?
>>69156536
No one with an IQ over 160 eats animals
is there anywhere to watch all the tuf episodes? fight pass only has like 7
>>69156536
baba bless
>>69156584
kickass torrents
>>69156607
found this one
http://watchseries.la/the_ultimate_fighter/season-23
Fear the Baba.
>>69152030
Neat.
>le big muscly Russian man BTFO
>>69156718
"I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones."
>>69154155
>faithbox
Wow. That is truly genius. Religious trinkets can be bought dirt cheap.
>>69156694
You're seriously going to sit in here and post spoilers?
>>69154213
Hmmm hard to say. It would either be serbbro or australian cuteposter.
>>69156753
dc is part pinoy right
>>69154805
9/10 top OC would save and repost
>>69155763
Jesus he has as many types of supplements as food types.
>>69155980
Yes it is but the ketchup MUST be room temperature. The other day I was at a restaurant and the ketchup was cold and so I only left a 20% tip.
>>69154213
bangbro
/heem/'s brown manlet mascot
he's a funny guy
>>69156271
>>69156190
I'm fucking dying here
>>69150923
I posed that same sentiment once and got a funny reply
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67280844/#67284676
>>69151559
>>69151526
spaghetti fight
>>69156019
you made this? fucking hilarious
>>69156753
>young man, you need to nut up and get closer if you want to get to the dick: let me show you how i got jon's dick
is glutten free good for MMA?
>>69156938
gluten is like GLUE
>>69156922
too far, dont bring kids into this
>>69156982
>>69157024
>I'm serious. Stack these cans on top of each other. That's how big Jon is.
>>69156982
be careful
>>69157156
you blew it
>>69157156
Jones will sub DC in Round 4. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>69157187
My calculations were obviously incorrect
>>69157156
oh shit he's gone must of been the wrong time line
>>69157265
>must of
>>69157299
be careful
>>69157299
>lmao he made a grammatical error on a burmanese python research forum
>>69157187
i'm waiting on australia to get butt hurt with all these dc memes flying around
>>69157299
do you see my flag burger? i'm drunk and english is a second language to me
i'm sure the spanish will mock your pigeon 'mexican'
>>69157506
I bet you won't make that mistake again.
>>69157187
>put that dick away jon, im not in the mood.
dick succ meme is not funny
>>69157545
you should of been more careful
>>69157604
Youre certainly entitled to your opinion. However, I respectfully disagree. I find the DC succ meme to be organic and hilarious.
>>69157604
>Succ isn't funny
>Posts one of the meme brothers
>>69157682
Stop triggering him bro
>>69157604
DELETE THIS
>>69157604
>Jon Jones! Get your dick ready, I'm succin'
>>69157793
>if i want to make jon nut 100 times, im gonna make him nut 100 times!
>>69152030
noice
>>69155603
is he gonna be wearing the canadian flag at 200? He talks about his farm in canada in the recent interviews. he talks about how superior health care is there. Is he gonna be made honorary canadian citizen?
brock walks around at a comfortable 350lbs and loses 80 lbs of glycogen pre right
>yfw through the power of meme magic, DC submits Jon via deep throat at 2:17 of the second round.
>>69157977
Yeah his jersey is already up on the website and its the canada one
>>69158021
synthol m8
>>69158021
300lbs is more likely
>>69157977
>>69155865
Stipe looks so much like Bisping sometimes
European fightfan who will be pulling 3 all nighters in a row reporting in. Where are the rest of you pussies?
>>69158189
I cant believe that they find this acceptable
>>69158189
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>69158339
Are you the official thread OP? Either way, you have my respect. You're a real fuckin fight fan.
>>69158339
I'll probably be up but have some things to do so don't know if I'll be able to watch the full card
Plus my laptop is dead
>>69158339
only doing it for 200
>>69158189
My boy.
>>69158487
Full cards*
Plus I'm not really too into the TUF card
Mark Richard Hunt.
what do you think will end this dc dick sucking meme
dc winning or losing, I feel like you faggots will still keep trying to force it no matter what happens
How long have you been posting on /heem/, /heem/?
>>69158339
reporting in lad, can't wait desu. 3 all nighters shouldn't be that difficult since im on holiday anyway
>>69158783
Who do you think started this shit, nigga? Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOQNr529AoQ
Look at this shit. DC will absolutely demolish Bones.
>>69158765
Getting attention is a part of it
People get tired of it and get mad at them, and that makes them think they're ebin troles
Aside from that, they're just autists who spam the same thing over and over again because they think it's funny
When people stop responding to succ posts, the autists will eventually run it into the ground and move on to forcing something else
>>69158849
He's no Ronda Rousey but he has a shot
>>69158849
holy shit that dude is short
>>69158849
So let's see your bet slip. You must have a lot of money on DC.
>>69158851
You're losing it Danielle
>>69158849
There's something really corny and unblack about DC fuck man now I know he's gonna lose for sure.
>>69158851
t. piana/shaubposter
>>69158961
This is an example of what I was talking about
He thinks I'm mad right now
Did Sapp win?
>>69158889
hes practicing for going after that dicc
>>69159003
You're getting emotional anon
>>69159003
You think you matter. You are irrelevant to my legacy.
>>69159068
nah, he took a dive.
>>69159151
sleep tight, pupper.
>>69158972
>unblack
>a bad thing
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHXfTApD7Cd/
>Joanna will never jump on your dick and grunt
>I rank Frankie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UZq86bh7Tg
>shes drives a stick shift
>>69154155
This triggers me. Not even marked as a sponsored post.
>>69159842
Most yuros do, stupid.
>>69159246
>projecting sexual insecurity via an obsession with the cuck theme every time someone talks about blacks.
Ameritards are weird like that Idfk alls im saying is DC is a bit awkward. My comment about him losing was more from the fact that he's got a 12yo dwarf holding mits and that he had the audacity to take pride in that.
>>69159999
Checked, cunt
![The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23E11.HDTV.x264-DAVIEW.mp4_snapshot_39.38_[2016.07.03_03.42.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IkULHTN.jpg "The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23E11.HDTV.x264-DAVIEW.mp4 snapshot 39.38 [2016.07.03 03.42.07]")
why does dana always sound so fucking negative when talking about the ground game in the after-fight analysis on TUF. always talking about "smothering" or holding each other down or outright calling fighters a blanket.
fuckin casual
>>69159999
why does it matter how tall the person holding the mitts are?
>>69159439
>those meme strikes
why does wmma exist
>>69160138
because ground """""fighting""""" is boring and for cowards who are too scared to get punched in the face
>>69160261
then why the hell aren't we watching kickboxing
>>69160273
kickboxing is for ''''''''''''athletes'''''''''' who couldn't make it in boxing
>>69160138
Because he knows casuals, the main audience of TUF, don't like it, and he wants to make sure they know there's more to MMA
>>69160273
>watching singular martial arts
its 2016
>>69160333
>kick
>boxing
>singular
it's double martial arts senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxjN7KFolW4
>Neil Magny gets sent to the moon
>>69160387
>Implying Schaub can beat this beast
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
>>69160571
Lmaoing at the dislikes
>>69160607
that guy is a fucking weirdo
can somebody post the webm of artem doing the dark souls fat roll and falling over
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your face
>>69160665
I wish they would let me across the ocean so I could break your computer
>>69160665
You're just an average bloke
something something picks UFC FN 90
Eddie Alvarez vs Rafael dos Anjos
Roy Nelson vs Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban vs Belal Muhammad
Joseph Duffy vs Mitch Clarke
Mike Pyle vs Alberto Mina
note: not actually predictionbro but still taking picks since hes ded or something
>>69160887
Edward Alvarez
Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban
Irish Joe Duffy
Michael Pyle
>that autistic outburst from the anti-Koreshkov poster
Never forget, Andrey has better striking than Rory.
>>69160887
What the fuck are you doing bro? I'm the one taking picks.
Seriously what are you doing?
Here's the picks off my phone so low quality.
Was gonna post later today, but if u wanna take picks go ahead.
Lads
I'm watching Counterpunch and Jon Jones just said he believes it's his destiny
It's over for AKA
Been here 20 minutes and already bored so I'm browsing /heem/ instead.
>people actually like this sport
>>69161095
I never got it either
too little action and too much pauses
hi, embedded when?
>>69161095
nice weather and great seat tho. hopefully you brought a book or smthn
>>69161017
>>69161017
RDA
Nelson
Belal
Duffy
Pyle
>>69161095
Gotta crop before posting so it doesnt turn sideways, new guy.
>>69161095
>baseball in a dome
Found the problem
>>69161387
I mean at least it's opened up
>>69161266
Was gunna bring a gameboy but people are already glaring at me for incidently wearing the away team's colors
Curious how everyone jokes about fighters being 'C' class athletes despite half these players having beer guts
>muh big country
>>69161520
>Was gunna bring a gameboy but people are already glaring at me for incidently wearing the away team's colors
congrats, you're "that" guy
>>69161520
Sorry for the sideways images
>>69161617
Bangbro what are you doing
That's not Sage
>>69161617
truly the kanye west of mma joe
>>69161095
At least you know you aren't autistic
So when is your boy fighting again Heem?
Mine
> Artem Lobov vs Chris Avila on UFC 202
Ireland going to own the whole city of Stockton
>>69150824
is there an event tonight?
>>69161890
Sherdog.com
>>69161017
>>69160887
So many cucks
i forgot nelson vs the black beast is happening. Who will heem who?
>>69162156
Country boii is getting BLACKED
>>69158917
You're a fucking retard and a moron who thinks betting 60 to make 20 makes you a big spender
>>69162156
Either Lewis gets heem'd or he wins a dull decision and proves that he's actually a top heavyweight
>>69160887
>>69161017
Pyle Mina isnt a main card fight
>>69162281
hes meme tier like ben rothwell
>>69162651
>meme-tier
Could you rephrase that like an adult?
>>69161617
He looks like he's in great pain for having to smile on purpose.
>>69161520
Your average MLB DH could be a top ten UFC HW with a year's worth of training.
>>69161565
I mean I told you how to fix it here >>69161352
>>69162842
Overrated shit
>>69162267
And youre the guy who doesn't have $60 to his name.
>>69163419
Lol
Here's you
>im such a big confident spender guys, i bet 60 on +300
>youre poor and unconfident!!!!!
kek
kek
KEK
>>69163307
Le casual 189er face
>>69162554
It is on the picks.
>>69163537
>I say I think DC is gonna win but I don't really believe he will otherwise I put money on him as a +255 dog
>>69163635
Point out where anyone has even remotely said what you have
Thats right, youre a retard who didnt even watch the video he was responding to and just tried to flaunt his childish gambling credentials
>Look guys i got 60 bucks to spend from my first job!!!!
>>69163633
Not the main card though
What does he do after he losses again?
If Sage ''The Walking Ad'' Northcutt defeated Bryan Barbarena he would have fought for a title by now. Haha
>>69160559
Only thing I remember bout Ricci was him getting wrestlefucked by Colton smith on the finale and his bromance with Rory
>>69163849
You said "DC will absolutely demolish Bones."
>>69164495
>every person is the same person
>i still didnt watch the video of DC sparring with a 5"2 person
Congrats!
>>69163996
fade into obscurity
>>69163927
But on the picks.
>>69155980
>ketchup on eggs
>>69164780
Ur picks r shit tho
>>69164978
You don't even know what my picks are bro.
That's a baseless accusation.
>>69165054
I know you though
>>69161563
>caring this much about society's approval
>>69165818
>showing up to a social sporting event and being the obvious autist
>>69163996
>implying he will lose to Nate "Meme" Diaz
he has a full camp to specifically prepare for Nate, a lot of people forget that Conor was beating Nate up until he gassed. Just need to work a bit more on cardio and Nate is toast.
/heem/ i can't fucking wait for Diaz,Mcgreggor conference, the tears will be delicious.
>>69166119
Shit b7+1 mVIII
>>69165288
I don't give a fuck
>>69166226
conor got beat by a fat skinny guy
>>69166226
Did the UFC delete that part if the press conference?
I can't find it on the YouTube video.
>>69158189
D R O P P E D
>>69166515
Its when Nate walks in
koreshkov would heem rory fast
>>69166652
knee caught the chin
>>69166228
>Bulgaria posts
>>69166652
i kinda feel bad for rory, he was supposed to be the 'next gen' champ like 5 years ago
he's well-rounded, smart, big for the weight class, but he's got some stiff competition to be top dog
gotta go from a brawl with lawler caving your face in to the new unsolvable puzzle in wonderboy
>>69166815
Cool story
why is he so fucking scared of khabib lads?
>>69166652
If it weren't for the shoulders you could tell me that's MVP and I'd believe you without a second thought
>referee level: bellator
>>69166652
dat reaction time
>>69166913
trick question?
he got his ass absolutely handed to him
ragdolled around embarrassingly
>>69166853
>new unsolvable puzzle
close the distance
that's all you have to do
you can box him up or take him to the ground, but he can be beaten if you don't let him control the fight like he likes to do
koreshkov is a killer
>>69166913
I absolutely cannot wait for RDA to barrage that terrorist with punches and bury him six feet underground. I'm fed up with the ''Muh strong muslim Sambo man'' meme. Their first fight was boring as crap, RDA took zero damage. It wasn't competitive, no one would ever pay to see that ISIS scum dryhump someone better than him for 5 rounds. I bet Dana will warn him to deliver excitement or forget about PPV cards.
>>69167125
brutal heems
Any idea why the UFC is trying to push shitty WMMA so much? Zingano vs Pena is the 6th fight top to bottom for UFC 200 ffs....
>>69167057
Wow, it's so simple!
If only they'd told Hendricks and Rory
>>69167215
I too thought that was an odd fight for the top of the fox sports prelims. Cat hasnt fought in over a year. Sean Shelby must see something in Juliana.
>>69167169
im still not sold on khabib. 90% of his wins are over complete bums and the RDA he beat is not the same one that exists today
>bellator is shit
>>69167169
Khabib is coming, be careful Bulgaria
>>69167233
TRUTH BOMB
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>>69167233
yeah even wonderboy said when he saw rory's stance and tactics he knew he was in for a long fight
Khabib was getting lit on the feet by some literal who, this new RDA blows him the fuck out
>>69167434
>>69167473
>lit on the feet against a literal who
Come again?
>>69167539
He actually thinks Horcher was lighting him up on the feet
>>69167539
suh dude
>>69167473
I don't even think you truly believe this
>>69167585
He wasnt, but Khabib still looked lost when striking. 5 rounds is a lot of time for RDA to do damage and we haven't seen how Khabib's cardio howds up.
Khabib looked good in his last fight but that guy was a literal who and once Khabib finally got him down once he spammed it with ease the entire fight
bellator 157 dynamite 2
>>69167788
Khabib has looked like that in all of his fights though, including the Dos Anjos fight
Khabib would have lost to Tony Ferguson,
There, I said it.
>>69167909
chandler vs patricio pitbull
>>69167788
I don't think Khabib has ever been in trouble once ever in any of his fights, to bet against him at this point would be stupid.
>>69167978
i think that's spot on tbqh senpai
good enough grappling to hold his own or keep it standing and way better on the feet
>>69167978
If Ferguson kept the fight standing, yes
He would get dominated on the ground and wouldn't be able to pull a cheeky submission out of his ass
Consider how long Khabib had been away though
I think he'll look better next fight
>>69167909
heem sleepy'ied
>>69167978
Khabib is a meme at this point
>I'LL FIGHT RDA ANYTIME ANYPLACE
>JUST AS LONG AS IT'S NOT DURING MY GOOFY RELIGIOUS CEREMONY MONTH
>>69167215
>greatest card of all time
>not RIZIN
try again Zuffa shills
>>69168272
>tfw
>>69168272
it's patricky to rock a rhyme
>>69168343
>im so pissed at UFC game for this religious celebration i would never do! this is offensive
>[insert webm of khabib doing that exact celebration]
>>69155980
Pretty sure is Sriracha. I love my it on my eggs or eggs cheese bacon samich
Wow I just overheard two guys talking about Brock Lesnar's UFC return while I was at the bank.
They said he was fighting Rikishi lol
>>69168687
>i want to believe
>>69168687
>I DID IT
>FOR THE ROCK
should this have been stopped?
>>69168687
>>>/asp/
Brock is never coming back deal with it nerd
ex-ufc trash getting systematically rekt in bellator
nice
>>69155980
white people put ketchup on everything
>>69168811
>>69168811
this is why you gotta do the walkoff KO
force the ref to make the call if the other guy cant get his ass up
What is wrong with Roy Nelson?
>"Me personally, if I could fight every other month, that’d be great," said Nelson in a recent interview with MMA Junkie Radio. "I’d be the Donald Cerrone of the heavyweight division. But they don’t allow me to fight like that."
I mean Donald is consistent. He wins majority of the time. Meanwhile Roy has only won two fights in the past three years. Then went on about how UFC owed him a title shot. Despite Overkek, Miocuck, Andrew, Cain, Travis and a bunch of others being ahead of him.
mitrione's comeback
>>69168913
Can confirm. Tastes great on butterscotch ice cream.
>>69168687
>rikishi by round 1 sub (facesitting lock)
>>69168853
Lose weight please
>>69169092
I'm white and jacked, deal with it nerd
You're losing it Daniel
>>69169053
post fight chin testing
>>69168687
fucking lol
why
why
>>69168687
Kek.
>reminder if you got a big ass you have punching power
Rikishi would heem Brock easily.
>reminder that schilling was never out
>>69169354
Your candle went out
>>69169685
>oh shit i did it again
>that's pretty cool
>wow look at all these people
>this is really nice
Honestly one of the least animated fight celebrations I've seen since that guy who headkicked Gono and just sat down and stared into space
>>69169685
diff angle
>>69170013
another angle
>>69169685
can please give a timestamp of the JRE when Schilling says he was never out?
>>69170106
third angle
>>69170237
every angle
>>69170189
i cant remember i think its close to the beginning when they start talking about the fight
>>69170013
why didnt big john catch him?
You can't make this shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_NVCcO_Xmc
I'm fine, Jon
>>69170586
>female reffing hw fights
who thought this was a good idea?
>>69170775
>Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
>Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
>Patricky Freire
>Patricio Freire
why
>>69170937
>>69164656
>>69163996
>obscurity
this, if he loses again he will retire on the spot with $50 million never to be seen again.
remember Diaz fought him on like, 12 days notice and still totally heem'd him on the ground like a white belt VS edgy brah the rematch won't be any different.
>>69156846
He is shilling the supplements for money like every other instagram fit chick, he probably doesn't actually take those
lads, i had a dream last night, aldo will pull an aldo and and max holloway will step in
The reffing in Kato/Schilling was weird. Not saying Joe would've won but when he was kneeing Kato in the clinch, he didn't even get 2 seconds between each knee strike and Big Douche McCarthy would break it up. I thought the rule were you could clinch as long as you throw knees and if you don't throw one for 5 seconds it gets broken up. Everytime Big Dumb McCarthy broke the clinch, it was never even close to 5 seconds. Maybe I understood the rules wrong but I'm pretty sure McCarthy is just a dumbass. Also the fight should at least be a NC. In the replay you can clearly he hit with the forearm. Even if Joe says he comes from Muay Thai and has been hit with elbows before shouldn't matter. He's a fighter of course he won't make excuses. But whatever athletic commission it was should rectify it.
>>69171842
Rogan/Schaub shill Big Gut McCarthy as the best ref in the game because he actually does train still whereas none of the other refs do so they don't know anything about the "new" moves or some shit.
>>69171842
You're wrong about the rules. They can throw 1 knee immediately after clinching and then have to break.
>>69172256
Herb Dean has actually fought.
>>69171836
wtf is wrong with his forehead, he looks like a stupid chimp
Miesha is going to win, right bros?
>>69172995
no. she's fucking garbage. ugly manlet loving attention whore.
400th for schaub
I heard your mama was a frisco dyke
>>69176481
Schaub bless
>>69155763
>flavored kefir
absolutely haram
>>69161017
you want it? u can have the picks
>>69178358
I just don't see why you're so autistic when someone else is already taking picks.
Cane we just do picks for Claudia vs Joanna and UFC 200 now?
STEVE COLD STONE
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT AUSTIN
why is he so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaBoMC8h1N8
>>69150824
is there an event tonight?
would u guys suck big jons big schlong or herb deans bbc?
Redpill me on Chandella Powell
Why is canelo such a shitbag
why is he scared of GGG
why is he becoming floyd mayweather 2.0
>>69179851
that happy trail
>>69179917
He's fighting for money, not for glory or a legacy.
>>69179851
Harambe's second cousin
Who /America/ here?
4th of July weekend
Turn up
Cook out
>>69167909
he asked for it with that faggot mustache
>>69180219
Fireworks beer and of course, burgers.
>>69180219
how do I become american desu
seems like a lot of hard work for an educated white male with a science degree like myself
>>69180448
I just ate 2 bacon cheeseburgers at a cookout, munchied out and high af.
Damn it feels good to be American.
>>69180504
marry an african american woman
>>69180504
You wouldn't last a day in America.
>>69180219
everyday is a party here bro
>>69180598
shes literally wearing my halloween costume from last year
>>69170471
>ringcard girl at bottom right at 3 min
weeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww laaaaaaaaadddddd
>>69180646
what makes you say that
I probably know more about american history, culture and government than most americans do
>>69180219
i'll be getting my drunk bocci on. listening to giants on radio. bbqing at my friends new pad hope his girlfriend brings some single friends.
have a good one ameribro.
>>69180789
You're a presumptuous no-talent.
>>69180789
>probably
>>69181022
lmao 'ok'
>>69180504
we prefer illiterate mexicans with 9 children who go on welfare and vote democrat 8-to-2
>>69166951
Holy shit who was that ref?
she won the first fight and she'll dominate the jew in the second one next week
>>69181297
She's a little tornado monkey that's gonna get out struck.
She has to take Joanna down or she's getting sheem'd.
>>69181297
Claudia is my girl but she is gonna get destroyed.
>>69181420
she's going to knock joanna the fuck out
>>69181473
I think you'd be surprised.
>>69181422
>destroyed.
lmfao @ ur 'life' bud. claudia by sub round 1
If your an American and you're not eating a burger at a cookout right now I'm lmao @ your pathetic life.
>>69180136
People who put hands down and dodge shots like that, commentators say "look, like Anderson Silva"..
But we know who was real OG. before Anderson.
>>69181591
Are people actually doing stuff today? It's not July 4th.
>>69181632
Lmao @ your life
>>69181591
>July 2nd
also eating at your parents' cookout doesn't make you any less pathetic bud
>>69181751
>he's not at a cookout eating a burger
we can all agree that being out in public and feeling the need to check and post on /heem/ is most pathetic though right?
>>69181632
>>69181751
Cookout tonight
Party tomorrow
Relax and get drunk af and shoot fireworks on Monday
>>69181857
Dude you're only making it worse for yourself.
You're alone in your room on July 4th weekend mad that ppl are having a good time.
Re-evaluate your life bud.
>>69182006
not even the same dude. when i'm out in public last thing on earth i'd be doing is checking /heem/ to let everyone know
>>69182006
I am having a good time. I ordered pizza and I'm going to watch some Fight Pass and play CS:GO.
>>69182052
>implying you go out
A dude was posting from a baseball game early having a good time
You're just mad you're so pathetic and other ppl are enjoying life.
>tfw out at a function and no one to talk fights with about
>>69160887
>people actually picking Lewis over Nelson
>>69182006
You are having good time with your friens on July 2nd, calling it July 4th, and you feel need to go on 4chan and shittalk to random anonymous people?
Yeah, your life is so much better than his..
>>69178817
cuz i didn't wanna get memed by a fake picktaker again
>>69182303
>Serbia thinks he knows American customs
It's July 4th weekend bro, we party hard
Stay jelly in your 3rd world country
>>69182315
So u doing the other picks?
I was going to do UFC fn 90 so you wouldn't be overloaded.
>>69182393
>that reading comprehension
he said a very simple truth
when you're having a good time with friends and drinks you dont post here
>>69182481
people who feel the need to constantly bait for attention on an anonymous imageboard don't have good lives
>>69182481
Dude I'm chilling at a cookout with a full belly, you're upset on 4chan.
I can shitpost from wherever I want you goof.
>>69182245
>Mfw Nelson is 2-5 in his last 7 fights with latest win being a decision over Jared Rosholt
We love WMMA
>>69182455
nah, you can do them if you want
>>69182572
lol wut I am not upset
not bashing you or anything but posting to heem when you're chilling with other people seems kinda awkward to me
>>69182731
he's not chilling with his friends, that's why he wants attention from stangers on the internet
>>69182702
nelson is super company guy. so he won't get booted too easily. he will get cut someday, but it's a question if ufc can't feed him wins to make him retire with the ufc.
>>69182850
This
He's like a HW Brad Pickett
>>69181857
Especially considering the state of heem these days
>>69182954
implying?????????????
How often do you typically post on /heem/, /heem/?
>>69183065
be careful
>>69183084
from the time i wake up until the time i go to sleep, i take naps throughout the day though, but literally every single day i'm on here about 14 hours (with other tabs open)
>>69183163
I usually keep a tab open while I'm doing other things on my computer as well
>>69182730
Nah I dont want to, I was just trying to help you out.
>>69183084
Enough to get the first post once a week.
>>69182824
Lmao you are so upset you're alone and others are out having fun.
Sorry about your life bud.
>>69183629
NEW
>>69183646
>50 posts early
>>69183727
>300 posts early
anyone seen lithcuck lately?
>>69184074
yea
>>69183084
every 10 min
>>69184074
havent seen you in a while either
he only posts when called out or just to attentionwhore
>>69192519
>>69192506
>>69192497
it's just you and me here susan
>>69192536
>susan
havent been called that in a long time my man
>>69182709
>We love WMMA
>>69170471
is this real
>>69192764
thank you for your service, dutchbro
>>69181297
She should've gotten a point taken away or been DQ'd for hitting Joanna after the bell. Also it's been a while since I saw the fight (was there live but that was over a year ago) but I swear she did some other bullshit like grabbing the fence or Joanna's shorts or something. Someone of her talent level shouldn't have to resort to cheap shots and cheating, can't wait for Joanna to fuck her shit up.
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