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2017 is our year
>>69144322
Gonna need more of these.
say my name
>>69144252
also the least retarded signings/trades of all the canadian teams
by doing nothing, they win
>>69144322
I went to an SPHL game last year, it was comfy. Go Mayhem.
Tkachuk is a fucking bust and will never score more than 30 points
1st for Milan Lucic ending Bitch Marners career this year
>>69144363
does thid semen demon have feets
>>69144381
Nah, Weber will catch him with a slapper in the foot
>kings edition
>>69144381
and johnny poodrow
>>69144381
I would pay Toronto prices to see Bitch Marner sprawled out on the ice and unresponsive lol.
>>69144348
milk duds
10th for all manlet youngboys having their careers ended by ruthless grinders this year
>be fucking hockeytown
>not buying whoever the fuck we want
>not having yzerman run things
>tfw local bus companies do bus drives to dodger stadium like 6 times a year, NFL games like 6 times a year
>tfw they dont offer rides to staples center yet
how many little underfed farm-dumb ontaria hicks will lucic demolish this year?
>>69144431
I liked the Wongs growing up in Michigan and I find it sad they're in such a situation Absolutely shameful. There's no reason why a team with the history of them could ever wind up so shit. I miss the Joe too. It's the return of the Dead Wings lol.
>>69144416
tfw the outrage from this ends the CHL cucking the AHL out of players until they turn 20
>>69144322
dead team general?
>>69144368
ahhahahahahahaha fuciking sunbelt """""""hockey"""""""
"If you get the better player, your opponent wins"
>>69144449
i wonder what her feets looks like :3
>>69144494
Hail our lord and savoir.
>>69144488
It wasn't half bad for a meme league lol.
>>69144488
SPHL is flyover hockey none of the teams are on the beach
>>69144494
>First few months as PM
>Zero Canadian team in the playoffs
Justin Trudeau is truly the man to lead our meme nation.
>>69144563
You know what must be done. You must eliminate the meme man jk.
>>69144527
>>69144563
my friends get very angry at me when i make trudeau jokes
how come hockey players dont get caught using steroids like in other sports, do they just cover it up or not test altogether
>>69144593
testing isn't very comprehensive
>>69144587
Then join us non-cucks to migrant to the US while cuck Americans filled our spots.
>>69144477
>kippers2
Where is kippers1?
>>69144587
>>69144614
I want you to know you are very welcome here down South. You can learn how to use "y'all" and like sweet tea.
>>69144628
>y'all
Kill yourself now.
>>69144626
Dead
>>69144655
I guess you don't like Southern hospitality do you, my man.
>>69144431
This wtf why don't we get free dibs to everything
>>69144353
Delete this. Now.
>>69144593
There have been some. A guy in the Leafs system in the past year or two.
>>69144537
sunbelt detected
Delete this
Who wins this trade? RNH for Kreider.
>>69144778
the >rags
>>69144779
i wish kippers would post that butt
>>69144821
Kippers is a guy
>>69144843
thats even better
>>69144771
Vancouver is the worst city in all of Canada, I can't wait for the 8.5 quake to hit and destroy the city.
>>69144871
I've been all over Canada and I still think Winnipeg is worse. Vancouver at least has natrual scenery around BC. In fact interior BC is the best part of Canada imho.
What did he mean by this?
>>69144904
Winnipeg doesn't count as a city. Us Canadians don't acknowledge Manitoba btw.
>>69144934
HE'S COMING HOME BOYS
>>69144934
Patriotism duh. You guys still have that right? Please tell me you do.
>>69144959
After four years of weed man, we wouldn't have that.
>>69144948
After spending a week there, I can fully agree with you.
>>69144778
The >rags
How about RNH for McDougnut
>tfw the panthers get relocated to Iqaluit
>>69144871
I've travelled to all the big cities in Canada, at leats the ones with NHL teams, and Edmonton was by FAR the worst
nothing but inbred uneducated drunks and natives
I know this could also describe Winnipeg, but in Winnipeg I think I stayed in the nice area and didn't venture into the shitty parts of town so maybe my view is a little bias
>>69144998
>a little bias
BIASED YOU STUPID COCK GOBBLER
LEARN HOW WORDS WORK
>>69144998
Really most every big city in Canada or the US for that matter has some kind of damning fault with it. That's why I've always loved the country. That's why I like places that have natural beauty. I like the rural side of things.
>>69144994
#suckitquebec
>>69144771
>tfw no one is doing anything about all the chinks streaming out of their shit country
>this winnipeg "defence"
>>69144934
he's such a basic bitch
>>69144771
>>69144477
>tfw the death of western culture
if a girl doesnt post her feet im going to jump off a building
>>69144934
I got hte b& from that page and I have no idea why
>>69145257
You didn't suck enough muslim cock.
Is living on the coast of the Hudson Bay comfy?
>>69145274
t. Sophie Grégoire Trudeau
>>69145320
t. The taxpayers
Post the ideal start to the new season for >your team.
>wongs
>Holland's car gets a flat tire
>Ericsson offers to drive him home
>they get run over by a limousine
>Ericsson can't play and goes on LTIR forever
>Holland is replaced by literally anybody, preferably a clone of Yzerman
g'nite guys
enjoy the fireworks :)))
Mitch Marner is going to be killed in a botched robbery by the brown denizens of Toronto
>>69145040
Ottawa and Calgary are the best cities in Canada
>>69145033
straight autism
>>69145345
That reminds me of that russian wong seven days after their cup win.
>>69145363
I used to go to the Stampede every year. Fun times.
>>69145357
Wait 3 days for real fireworks
>>69145358
he lives in the most jewish suburban area in all of canada so not very likely
>>69145380
thatsthejoke.konstantinov.avi
@Edmontonsun
Fans with a Milan reasons to smile? Here's your sneak peek at Saturday's front page #yeg #nhl #oilers #edmonton
>>69145530
>meme haircut
>>69144593
Less reason to.
Most players lose weight over the season. Most of the leagues stars are only around 200, which is attainable without roids. It does happen, but mostly just to grinders on d and the fourth line. I knew a guy who did a couple cycles in the AHL when the coach told him to fight or he'd be cut.
>>69145157
/hoc/
>>69145109
They'll pay 2 million USD for a house like this, probably more.
If we're going to have to take immigrants, at least they're rich and non violent.
>>69145319
If you're a polar bear. I think there's like 10k people that do, and it's a big cost.
>>69144353
pond hockey player
>>69145669
is that a house for hobbits in the shire
>>69145426
thatswhereallthemoneyis.pdf
is riley nash ok or a meme
>>69145687
Tfw yanks dont know about 4 mil dollar tear downs
>>69144322
She looks like a milf, would bang very hard
>>69144353
Bitch Farmer
Habs fans. What do you think it takes to get Yak outta Edmonton? Emelin?
Top two lines for the Habs to start the year look pretty nice with Yak. Even though everyone thinks he's a bum.
Patches-Pleks-Gally
Yak-Chucky-Radulov
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>69145753
all the houses in my town are much bigger and nicer than that
>>69145818
Apparently they couldn't get a third for him at the draft.
I'm still kind of holding out for Emelin to get one of those meme returns that Emelin or Murray got.
>We
have Shaw, Scherbak, Hudon, Lehkonen, Reway, Carr, Andrighetto all fighting for top 9 wing slots, so we probably don't want to bring anyone in without at least one leaving.
>>69145818
guess the habs are going to have to learn again, that with russians, you lose
>>69145810
>What do you think this guy does for a living
>>69145915
Polak or Murray got*
>>69145915
Shit. I would gamble with Yak if it was only a third. They are gambling hard anyways with Radulov.
I'm not sure what the roster will look like come opening night. Too many guys fighting for a spot.
>>69145530
>Defense
>Goaltending
someones posting disgusting chese pizza again
>Lucic plays on bruins
>plays like a goon
>Lucic plays on the kings
>hes elite
so now that hes on the oilers will he play like an under-performing bust?
>>69146391
I mean he was elite quite a few years in Boston
>>69146391
he was much better in boston ainec fa.m
Who else
>feelin gud
>>69146702
this week literally could not get any better f@m
the islanders lose
>nielsen
>okposo
the islanders get
>the withering husk of andrew ladd
did the islanders fleece themselves?
>>69146702
Kinda sad that They traded away Shea Weber but PK is so much better and will gel better with the Perds
>SHORKS
>>69146717
see you in da ecf
>>69146782
Who is this semen demon
>>69146790
wouldnt even mind 2bh. im pretty fuckin jelly about hall.
>He compliments the team that just beat his team
>>69146835
>he doesn't participate in sportsmanship
>>69145901
And they're also a lot cheaper because you live in McMansionville.
>>69145818
FUCK LEFTIES
>>69144593
Do you think someone the size of an NFL linebacker would be able to skate very fast?
>>69146961
i wouldn't think byfuglien or kessel could skate period. unrelated but i just sharted accidentally onto my bed sheets lol
>>69147019
You drunk? Wtf
Also, this IS an image board
I've never been so salty seeing a player in a new jersey.
>I want to retire a King
>Why even look at other offers when I know what I want
>La is where I want to be
Fuck you Lucic
>>69147019
Kessel is only 200 lbs, he's just chubby.
>>69147048
ya just ate too much burgers and dogs and drank too much beer and thought it was just a fart. it tricked me
>>69147072
he looks unfit and fat. looking at him, there's nothing to plainly indicate that he's an especially quick skater. and dustin byfuglien literally looks like a football player
>>69147072
He's a manlet
big buff is a 300 pound nigger and phil kessel is 5'10 220
>>69147065
Thanks for Sekera AND Lucic
I look forward to Doughty in a few years
>>69147092
Skating is a skill, for some reason some people are just good at it.
I knew a guy who at 270 could skate as fast as normal people.
There's other people like Robitaille, who are just kind of slow. It's beyond their control
>you live in a dimension where Lucic will play on the same line as Connor McDavid
what a reality to be alive in lads
>>69147227
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69147303
your defense is dog doo
>>69147321
krejci caused him to score 30, so i imagine mcdavid will have him up around 60ish :}
which canadian meme team won free agency lads?
>>69147372
did any of them? which one didnt do anything? the jets?
yea
Can you imagine how terrible /hoc/ would be if any canadian team won the cup? Every Canadian poster would falseflag as that team
>>69147372
Oilers duh
do you guys yzerman pulled the "be like me and be a legend for your team" on stammer and hedman to try to get them to spend their career in tampa?
>>69147349
Hall-Henrique-Palms
Cams-Zajac-DSP
Wood/Elias-Fiddler-Kennedy
Greene-Lovejoy
Santini-Bennett
You can fuck right off pal
Playoffs incoming
>>69147435
forgot pic
canes taking canucks old colours when?
>>69147435
>Bennett
He's a forward m8
>lovejoy
>top pairing
>santini
>1 NHL game played
What's stopping the Preds from winning the cup this year?
>>69147502
you know perfectly well whats stopping them
>>69147403
Imagine how much less shitposting there would be on /hoc/ if Team USA won the gold medal game in 2010 and the cantpucks won game 7 in 2011
>>69147435
you're a retard, guy
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board=
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>>69147573
what do you mean by this
>>69147535
>>69147544
>>69147560
>>69147568
>>69147573
>>69147588
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>>69147615
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>>69147648
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>>69147705
>mfw
>>69147835
>>69147836
ya fucked up dummy.
why is this one American so mad?
Any opinions on Radulov? Can he slide right back into the NHL and be a top 6?
>>69147990
yeah. he's an alpha
>>69147990
He will do great at replacing the "character issues" void left by trading away Subban
>>69147990
he's already a top 5 player in the East
>>69148062
bet he gets sergachev hooked on that sweet cocoa in a week. another career down the crapper lol
>>69148074
So I've been hearing. Is this meme shit to mock Habs fans, or is he really that good, with an NHL-ready game?
His highlight videos are sick. No presence like that since Kovalev.
>>69147581
fuck off vg sucks with its long ass post time
offersheets when
>>69148145
hes scored 20+ in the nhl before and hes a much better player now than he was then
bulju :DD
>>69148337
huomenta XDDDD
Apologize
>>69148337
do you think pulju has the bigger cock, or laine?
>>69148745
Poopoo probably has dirk diggler dick since they're both similar in that they're autistic retards
i wonder how many virgins have played in the nhl since they start so young and some hockey players are ugly and autistic. mcdavid has a virgin vibe to him. auston stared into kathryn tappens eyes like a bull alpha, he has fucked a lot before i can tell
sidney crosby is a virgin, he is always either training for hockey or playing hockey. hes like a hockey priest
Huomenta kaikille /lifelong/
>>69148382
good morning my black friend :-DD
>>69147990
I really don't get why they took Radulov back.
Why pay millions for a drunken hobo when you can employ one from Russia with a bottle of vodka per day.
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>>69148849
>>69147990
>>69147873
ihr seid einfach die jellyste in die ganze Welt
>>69148745
According to folklore Laplanders' (Pulju) benises correlate with their puukkos (leuku) in size.
>>69149071
Fugggg my puukko is small :D
Jayson Smegma signed with Canucks. Do you think he'll get any ice time?
I used to watch Pongs games and he wasn't that awful. Sort of always wished he would make it.
>>69149094
Ayyy LMAO :DDD Small benis.
>>69146845
>le class meme
>>69149171
I'm not from Lapland though :-DD
Pic related, my puukko and beer.
Honestly why are Finns so good at goaltending? Is it something in our nature?
>>69147990
Yeah, he'll be ranking with the top locker room cancers, no problem.
I fucking love that mapleslurper teams are hellbent on shooting themselves in the foot. Why the fuck would you get fucking Radulov who's so much of a cunt even KHL teams tell him to GTFO?
>>69149425
Vulcanized rubber flying at you at lethal speed?
Of course any mongol worth his salt will throw himself at it, it would be a glorious suicide after all.
It's just unfortunate that the rules force us to wear protective gear.
I'm at USA vs Canada irl rn btw
Canada getting BTFO
>>69149731
Not just hockey but football too. And they don't even wear protection.
>>69149745
Beachswedes don't count as true mongols, bruh.
>>69149813
Literally never had a goalkeeper that is in any way a swede.
>Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi can actually happen now
WEW LAD
>>69150630
>a boat anchor playing with two speedsters
what could go wrong
>>69150630
THIS IS 10 PERCENT LUCK
How many points will these Finns get next year?
Teravainen - ??
Aho - ??
Puljujarvi - ??
Laine - ??
Granlund - ??
Haula - ??
Donskoi - ??
Rantanen - ??
>>69150808
Teravainen - bust
Aho - 48
Puljujarvi - 97
Laine - 29
Granlund - 44
Haula - 20
Donskoi - 50
Rantanen - 40
Lucic realizes that the NHL will die unless star players, like himself, actually play in real HOCKEY CITIES.
I get it, some of these players wanna pretend they're Hollywood celebrities and go play shimmy while enjoying the sun in soccer cities, but that will kill the league in the long run. Hockey players belong in hockey cities.
Lucic is making hockey great again.
>>69150808
Teravainen - 55
Aho - 50
Puljujarvi - 65
Laine - 64
Granlund - 55
Haula - 30
Donskoi - 50
Rantanen - 50
>>69146717
need a cheeky commit from kuch and killer 2bh
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>>69151436
>Finnish delusion
>>69147434
Do you think he had to? The Lightning are a contending team m8
>>69151171
milan lucic is a piece of shit, fucking gutless
>yfw Pulju wins da Calder
>>69151864
that's pretty much given. The real question is how well can he challenge for art ross and hart.
>>69151965
Laine will at some point break Mcdavid's hand and it'll be pulju all the way
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>>69152082
AUTISTIC
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>Canacucks
>>69151572
You'll be thanking >us when he literally murders Gaudreau. >We play the Flames half a dozen times every season, that's a lot of opportunities for Lucic to pop Johnny's head like a fucking grape.
>>69152722
>that cringelord post at the top
Literally a 15 year old Canadian kid referring to the rest of the country as "you" in an attempt to distinguish himself from the "sheeple" celebrating a national holiday. I bet he thinks the Brexit is a terrible idea, too.
mfw pulju is actually playing with mcdavid
OUR YEAR
Who else is having a nice low key offseason here?
>>69144322
Were the rumors out of Colorado substantiated? Mirtle and some other Canadian writers indicated whispers of a possible Avs trade – Barrie seems most likely, but they might be the next team to do something stupid with their crop of top six forwards.
>>69153497
I mean, you probably got worse just by the passage of time.
>>69153337
OUR YEAR
>>69153497
>dumpster diving for washed up players
>can't sign anybody of value
>aging lundpads
>multiple albatross contracts STILL on the roster until 2050
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board.
>>69144771
JUST FUCKING KICK THEM OUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Tyrannical virgin Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
>>69153337
If the Oilels ever don't suck and people start bandwagoning this shit, I'm gonna be the saltiest fuck of all time. You guys have no idea what kind of misery it is being a fan of this team. Finland is cool because >we have their true favorite son, but everyone else can fuck off.
>>69154289
I also hate the bandwagon.
But this post changed my mind.
Go Oil
>>69154399
>>69154289
great posts
lets go oilernation
>>69154289
i was a leafs fan now im an oilrocket thanks to mcdavid and pulju xD
>>69154289
Don't worry, I will never, ever bandwagon the Oilers. I will, however, celebrate the fact that you'll go at least one draft without ruining another first overall pick.
the oilers are the villains of my storyline
>>69154478
>Not cheering Pulji and McMeme
>Not cheering for the team forged by /hoc/ gods
>>69154289
as a Kings fan i am envious of being shit for so long and nobody pretending to care around here, all the beaner wagoners back to the Ducks and other teams or just all together forget about hockey
it was my comfy escapism from this shitty state, beaners, niggers, and other nonwhite sports.
no more kikes buying up tickets for movie promos either.
Oilers prospect orientation camp starts today, should have some interviews with the skaters, including Pulju.
Can players be traded on their elc? I want pulju
>>69155558
Yep. Don't remember the Drouin saga?
>>69155558
hes >ours
>>69151864
>implying he will
>>69155760
hard to score goals when torts has him blocking shots all game
>>69154772
your time is coming
>>69155848
lmao, that's true but I think when he was up in the NHL at the end of the year he had like 8 points in 7 games or something like that and also put up a ton of points in the AHL playoffs which is hopefully a sign of things to come
>>69155431
Where is it? Rexall? Is he even skating? I thought he was injured?
>>69156202
Fitness today at Rexall, then off to Jasper for on ice sessions. Jesse is doing limited on ice practice but will be there.
>>69155431
Is there a stream from the camp? Or do they have any drills or matches?
>mfw Hall
>>69154289
*throws jersey on the ice*
>>69156356
No stream for the drills unfortunately, videos will be posted afterwards. The final day of camp features a 4v4 scrimmage that might be streamed.
>>69156544
Nice Timonen dubs.
Looking forward to that.
Reminder that Eric Lindros was an overrated crybaby
>>69156863
Didn't he shag some hot babe recently?
>>69157013
probably not recently, he has a wife and young kids
>>69145979
>a bust touching my boy
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69156863
not overrated, definitely a crybaby though
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>>69157100
Who was he banging before? I sort of remember him doing some hottie celeb in late 00s.
When is Finland Day
>Bourque was driving drunk again
When will he learn
>>69157256
6th of December is independence day and 12th of May is the literal Finland day.
>>69157355
Well fuck I missed it
>>69157189
He allegedly shagged Brind'amour wife who is quite the sex babe in her prime.
So i guess its her you're talking about.
>>69157308
>>Bourque was driving drunk again
He should change to >le weed.
>>69157189
rod brindamours wife
>>69157189
he also fucked the province of quebec
>>69157463
kek
>>69157391
Shieeeeeet
It wasn't that but it's not important anyway though.
>>69157463
Top Kekäläinen :DD
>>69157471
Then its Monika Schnarre you're looking for.
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>>69157391
It was Kate Hudson. I always thought it was odd for a farm dumb power forward like Lindros to date a sort serious actress like hudson.
>>69157578
>Kate Hudson
Wasn't she Married to a guy from Muse, who is she going with now
>>69157578
Wew really? I'm surprised.
>>69157617
She also had a kid with the dude from
Black Crows
>>69157617
No idea on both questions.
>>69157625
I guess. Google shows few articles.
In other news i'm reworking the NHL teams and this is what it looks like so far.
Should i keep the Hurricanes there? I would move them but the only spots in the east that are left and that i can think of are Atlanta, Halifax and Hamilton.
>tfw good sweaters
Who else
>>69157760
Yeah
>>69157833
Ugly
Red and green looks shit together desu
>Demers to Florida, 4.5x5
Aren't there teams that actually need defense that should have jumped on this? Colorado or something?
Are Unterstûrmfuhrer Draisaitl and the Oilers now a legitimate wildcard contender?
Also post jons
>they're teammates now
https://youtu.be/yRHwVitOQdM
>>69158016
Probably.
For them to make the Wild Card, they'll have to compete with the Preds, so no, they won't get the WC1 spot. It's more dependent on the Wild, Yotes and Jets. The Yotes made such a big splash this offseason and they were only 4 points out. They'd need a much smaller turnaround to make it than the Oilers
>>69158016
That's probably >our peak this year. Assuming the lineup is:
Lucic - McDavid - Yakupov
Pouliot - RNH - Eberle
Maroon - Draisaitl - Puljujarvi
Hendricks - Letestu - Kassian
Sekera - Larsson
Klefbom - Davidson
Nurse - Fayne
then it's wildcard and 1st to 2nd round exit at best. The forward depth is there but the defensive depth is too young wouldn't hold up well enough. Fayne and Sekera are the only battle tested veterans.
>>69158014
Why would he consider shit teams, Florida is ELITE
Ekblad Yandle
Demers Matheson
Pysyk Kampfer
Damn that defense is STACKED
>>69158014
I give it until December for Finns jump back to the Panthers bandwagon
>>69158016
Yes, although it might be more realistic for them to win 3rd in the division because of how deep the central is.
Anaheim might take a significant step back.
>>69158547
why not both desu
>>69157760
Halifax plz
>>69158540
>had good defense last year
>literally changed half of it
mite b cool
>>69158540
1 2nd pairing, 1 3rd pairing, and 2 7th D>>69158547
>>69157833
The Jackets may be bad but >we have the GOAT jersey
>>69158786
>good
They made it better by getting rid of shit players like Gudbranson.
Hypothetical question /hoc/: if you combined the Oilels forwards and Nashville's defense (and Rinne) are they a Cup Contender?
>>69159508
>and rinne
>>69159508
Nashville is already a cup contender so you're just asking if Edmonton's forwards are better or not.
>>69159508
Probably not. They'd have a chance at a killer top line, but a weak bottom 6 and questionable goaltending.
>Kevin Paul Dupont Verified account
@GlobeKPD
>Jimmy Vesey: ‘’I’m still going to go to free agency and explore all my options.''
>buffalel
>>69159725
CANUCKS
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Should the wongs just tank for a couple of years, or do they owe it to Z and Kronwall to keep flopping in the first round on the off chance that they get lucky as shit?
>>69159584
>already a cup contender
they have proven time and time again that this is an unfounded notion. people get too high on them cause its a novel idea for a nashville team, against the odds, to build from within and succeed, but they consistently don't do squat fa.m.
>>69159725
the goggly twat has more money (and draft picks) than sense
real shame we couldn't see them give stamkos the monster contract they wanted to
>>69159888
They should keep Z and Kronwall but not add any more veterans, so yes, effectively tank.
I don't think it's a good idea to try and rebuild with zero veterans in the lineup like Edmonton tried to.
>>69159725
This kid strikes me as being an asshole. He hasn't done shit in the NHL yet
>>69159725
sweeney will offer him the finest boipucci in the kingdoms to stay in beantown. he'll have femcock galore at his every beckoning whim. sissy bois and trans girls will offer up their feminine penises to him on ivory platters.
>>69160014
he's an entitled little harvard prick but he's good. the preds are good at evaluating talent and they promised him a top six role immediately. he reminds me of patrick sharp every time i watch him
>>69159508
McDavid, Draisaitl, Nugent-Hopkins, Lucic, Yakupov & Eberle upfront with Subban, Josi, Ellis and Ekholm would be god tier
>>69160014
Maybe, but he both fulfilled the requirements to be an FA and he won the Hobey, which means he knows he's got value. If he doesn't want to go to Nashville, he and everyone else knows he's got plenty of options. I'd do it too.
I mean it's not like team managements themselves don't pull off dick moves like this on a regular basis. It's still a business at the end of the day and things can go both ways.
>>69159725
>w-we didnt want that third round pick anyway
get fucked buffalel
>>69160158
>ignoring edmemetons best player
>>69160218
The value thing doesn't really matter when ELCs are capped and every team will offer max bonuses
>>69160247
He's done litteraly nothing in the NHL so you can fuck right off
Haven't posted in a week i bet you missed me
>>69160282
I mean value in the sense of being wanted. He's developed pretty well since he was drafted 4 years ago and teams don't have to wait and see how his college years play out.
That's more useful to a team now than when he was drafted in the 3rd round.
>>69160232
yeah, where the fuck do these sabres fans fucking come from? I see their angry tweets all the time
>vesey tells poile to fuck off, i'm going to be a free agent
>murray trades for his rights like he's some knight in shining armour come to save vesey
>literally makes 0 sense why this move would change vesey's mind
>these buffalo fans mad at vesey instead of murray
>>69159725
Forever 2nd place
>mfw montreal isnt considered elite
>>69161053
nice pants desu
>>69161098
i know, i wonder where he got those rad hockey shorts
>>69160922
>Meme team with a godlike goalie concealing the meme
>Elite
higgins, stempniak, and moore all put up similar numbers to vesey in the ecac. he may turn out to just be a middle six 35pt guy, so people should temper expectations. that said, vesey is a much more natural and refined athlete than any of those guys. he's big and in tremendous condition.
i could see him going to boston because he has buddies there in ryan donato and matt grzelyck, but he seems like the type of kid who knows he needs to put up numbers to get paid, he's smart, so idk if he would want to play under claude julien.
someone told me dallas is a big sleeper to get him.
>>69160922
they're a meme
Is pulju /elite/ ?
>>69161210
yes
>>69161210
best player from his draft class :}
>>69154608
the fix was in
>>69160326
>litteraly
:)
>>69161297
the nhl hates edmonton, no way would they send us mcdavid
>>69161376
NHL actually loves Edmonton, you just keep fucking it up.
>>69161412
if the league doesnt hate us then the officials association sure does, we get the shit end of every fucking challenge and call
>>69161453
>that "offside" last year against the ducks
>>69154608
Lucic is vader, McDavid is Sheev
>>69161453
every single fan believes that this is true about their team
wow, /hoc/ is more dead than canada's hopes of ever winning a cup again
>>69161210
4th best player in the draft behind Sergachev, Bitten, and Mete
Devlels fans enjoy Questions Hallsy
>>69144322
Who is this semen demon?
>>69162808
nice lips boy
>>69156863
>>69157135
Eric Lindros is not a crybaby.
He didn't want to play with the Quebec Nordiques because the owner (Marcel Aubut) made some comments about his gf that were out of place and plain bad taste.
Marcel Aubut is a notorious sexual harrassement piece of shit. He had to quit public life altogether last year when the story came out and dozens of ex female employees talked to some news paper
Eric Lindros also married a french canadian woman
>trading 1st round picks for one season rentals two seasons in a row
>lose the said rentals to the oilels
>kongs
>>69147502
If colin wilson shows up this season and pekka isnt a meme they should have a good shot. Bottom 6 scoring is a huge issue in my opinion, they have lots of young guys there but none who could contribute ofd the bat.
>>69165041
>yfw the >kongs are the oilers farm team, vetting players against the superior western conference
>>69158540
It'll never be the same without Kulikov
>>69165041
Kongs are dead. propect pool is finished, goalie sucks, albatross contracts. They will never win another cup
>>69164771
Eric pls go
>>69166688
Kangs to Quebec in 2018 then?
I knew Gary wouldn't let us down.
Hahaha
>>69166688
Gotta keep those rentals up.
Can't have DAUUGHHTTTYYY having to carry his team a la Karlsson can we
>>69167321
Doughty, Muzzin, and Kopitar are the only good players on the kings
or is your post just karlsson fanboy shitposting/crying
>>69166755
gottem
>>69167669
Only good player on Ottawa is....
Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 38s38 seconds ago
My good pal @BizNasty2point0 has signed with the AHL Ontario Reign, farm team of LAK. Congrats, Biz. Can't keep a good (1985 born) man down.
>>69167932
No one.
>>69167932
Stone is pretty good too m8
but you're right the sens D sucks
>>69158524
That's a pretty bad lineup
>>69167669
you mean outside of Toffoli, Carter, Martinez, etc..
people actually think the Kings are going away? They're stacked
>>69167983
>kongs
>>69167983
Wasn't he on the team last year?
paul bissonette is so bad at playing hockey
>>69144400
>owl
illuminati mutherf***
>>69168845
Overrated, old, trash
Kings have the worst prospect pool in the league. They are over
Why are hockey players wives/gfs such sluts lol.
>>69170240
>average age 28
>old
>>69145345
> le Holland is bad meme
Dumped Datsyuk, signed a 2c that put up more points last year than hank, got a grinder for no risk, got a decent winger, and I guess overpaid helm maybe
> BUT MUH STAMKOS
it was a pipe dream
>>69171101
>Dumped Datsyuk
ok, but all he did was take advantage of a dumb 17 year old GM
>signed a 2c that put up more points last year than hank
signed an old C with inflated numbers to a 5 year deal on a team that is trying to get younger
>got a grinder for no risk
MOAR GRIT. No risk, but pointless cap space
>I guess overpaid helm maybe
that's what we needed, more old overpaid centers
>"stamkos isn't going to re-sign in Tampa"
>>69171601
You do realize that Arizona can't attract big name players, right?
in resigning paul bissonette the kings reaffirm that they are reddit
>>69170632
>Mexican reading comprehension
>>69171845
>You do realize...
>>69171946
What does reddit got to do with this?
My point still stands.
>I know, I will get mad and call everyone reddit
>that will make up for my inability to understand hockey
>>69171872
>>69171946
>>69172120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f3aN0XGrn8
>>69172192
Is holland just memeing with these moves and has a masterplan or are the wongs just going to be shit next season?
>>69172422
>>69172422
he got a 32 year old number 3 center (on a legit team) and overpaid an old grinder.
The Canadian guy got picked on and now he's having a mental breakdown itt
>>69172422
Vanek has scored 40 goals. He knows what he is doing. There's a reason Michigan is GOAT
>>69172664
>>69172664
>>69172687
maybe detroit's heavy possession game will be good for him. if anything you can throw him around the net on the PP and he'll get you some goals. low risk high reward signing for just 1 year
>>69172871
ultra reddit
>>69171882
>this irony
there is absolutely nothing wrong with reddit
reddit is based tho
>>69172953
You mentioned three players I mentioned why each wasn't good using one word.
BUILD
WALL
>>69173057
>OLD
yeah i don't think so
>NO I NEVER SAID THAT
the shit posting of canada
You do realize
>>69173111
Let me break this down for you, pedro
Toffoli is overrated
Jeff carter is old
Martinez is trash
understand?
>I wear condoms
>signing Milan "Dustin Richards" Lucic, a power forward, to a long-term deal that will run deep into his 30s
Asinine.
>>69173274
>coiler retards think he can keep up with the likes of mcdavid pulju eberle Draisaitl
The guy is a fucking refrigerator and not the greatest skater.
>>69173274
>and he's playing on the top line
>>69173274
>not knowing about the impending lockout with compliance buyouts
>>69173357
Maroon did fine with McDavid
>>69173274
The fuck is up with these long term deals. I see fucking 33 year olds getting 5 to 7 years on that day.
>>69173443
>impending lockout
His deal will end before the current CBA, or very near to it. Lockouts aren't sporadic.
>>69173591
Doesn't that go against the cap regardless?
>>69173532
Last 2 years, it's basically a 5 year contract
>>69173787
>compliance
>>69173914
He was next to useless for LA. You get at least five regular seasons of that now.
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE NEED SPACE FOR IF WE AREN'T GOING TO PAY ANYONE GOOD.
>REE.jpg
>>69174090
>w-we didn't want him
Lmao enjoy the decline spic
>>69174090
>55 points
you seem a bit salty, miguel
>>69174090
you're probably false flagging for some weird reason cause you just don't like him, but as a kings fan, i disagree
>>69174282
>>69174327
Not a Kongs fan. But I could be a fan of just about any team to have seen my team in the playoff more than yours in the past decade.
>>69174327
Didn't you used to have a winger last year who was better than him? What ever happened to that guy?
>>69174448
what does this have to do with lucic, are you just butthurt and shitposting?
Lucic confirmed biggest McDavid fan
>>69174928
Even though Lucic has had his dirty moments I still like him. He seems pretty cool
>>69174928
big fucking goon lol
I lost respek for Lucic when he got buttflustered by fucking Couture.
>>69176163
and prout lelmao
What does meme team mean?
>>69157760
You should have moved them first, also
>Texas getting another team before Saskatoon
DELETE THIS
The drought is over, this is our year.
>>69176961
it means they're a meme
>>69176961
it means i dont like them or theres a lot of memes on the team
>>69171601
>>69171101
>that was a bad trade for Arizona
they are so shit financially the owners are probably patting the GM on the back for getting them to the cap floor without having to pay anything
>>69177978
mad
at lel
>>69176961
From Websters Dictionary: pretender with a strategy or group of players that isn't effective against top teams. Alternatively, teams with players who do stupid shit like eat hamburgers off the ice.
CHAYKA?
it should be noted that a player or team can ascend from being a meme to being real. for instance, according to my studies, phil kessel is actually no longer a meme; conversely, joe thornton's meme potency has been amplified by at least 25%.
oddly, marc-andre fleury remained a meme even after winning the stanley cup. therefore, due to being usurped by matt murray, he has actually gone from 65% meme potency to 100%. this is the early stages of meme sickness, he may never recover.
>>69176163
Gained respek when it was 4-1
>Parenteau's back
>>69147315
It's also influenced by your physique. Yes, there are heavy people who can skate fast. But generally speaking, having a lighter body weight will allow you to skate faster. The average weight of an Olympic speed skater is around 160 lbs.
10 bucks to anyone that can beat me on nhl 16 on xbone.
>>69180441
fat french bum
>>69180441
>A fucking fisherman
https://youtu.be/lYQSOrvDtyQ
>>69181111
I now up it to 20.
>>69181444
What did he mean by this
>>69181111
>>69181504
imagine being this desperate for someone to play with lol
post your gamertag. i don't want your smelly neet money i just want to thoroughly embarass you and post a pic of it
>>69182036
AmateurUeven
>mfw laffs flip pollack for another 2nd rounder this year
>>69180441
>cheap out on Okposo
>sign Ladd and Parenteau instead
>profit?
>>69177738
Yay! With Fins you win!
>>69183031
profit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdw4HAUlOBA
>>69183031
How did the Isles do so far? We lost 2 good players bud Ladd was a good grab.
>>69183194
explain
>>69183457
ladd was the worst signing of the day, including vanek and radulov imo. nielsen and okposo are both better unless you mean le cup winning experience and intangibles
>>69183457
ladd's a much more complete player than okposo and replaces him very well
nielsen is a tough loss, but he'll be replaced internally, the isles have their ass full of centers anyway
barzal might make the team, strome will rebound, the isles are in good shape
parentau scored 20 last year and is now being paid less than what matt martin got, great signing
good signing for the laffs, polak was easily the worst player in the scf
>>69183702
>nielsen and okposo are both better
wrong
ladd can outscore nielsen handily and okposo is a one dimensional tavares baby who isn't even physical anymore after his injuries
>>69144353
mitch "the bitch" marmot
>marner
>matthews
>kneelander
who gets injured first and how bad will it be
i bet matthews takes a skate blade to his spinal cord in the leafs home opener
>>69183457
Signed Ladd, Paranteau and Chimera. So basically they replaced Martin with Chimera and Okposo with Ladd/Paranteau. Neilsen can be replaced by their abundance of centers (Strome, Nelson, Bailey, etc).
Ladd was given a fairly long contract at about 5mil per season. Worse than Lucic's contract tbqh. Ladd already is showing signs of slowing down. I wouldn't expect much more than 50pts from him next season. Good deal on Paranteau though.
>>69183734
i'm excited to see barzal put up 50 points while sweeney's picks put up 50 points in juniors yet again. jdimsa
i like the ladd signing too. he's a big game player and people underestimate what a guy with his hands and leverage can do against this conference
>>69183998
marner will get demolished by phaneuf in open ice
>>69154289
you guys aren't doing shit next season, pal. too many meme players, style over substance, etc.
>>69171601
> inflated numbers
> he never actually got those points, they were artificial!
Also
> trying to get younger
Larkin, mantha, and AA not young enough? Goose, tatar, and sheahan are like 25. Helm is only 29.
Half the team is young, that's a pretty good spread imo.
>>69184045
ladd's contract will have to be dealt with down the road, but I like him a lot too
he seems like a better fit for tavares than okposo
why do they call malkin geno
>>69183851
>ladd can outscore nielsen handily
They play different positions, so comparing their points isn't the whole story. Centers are far more valuable then wingers, and Nielsen was one of the Isles most complete centerman (defensive and offensive).
Okposo is overrated though.
>yfwtbswtsc
>>69177899
>>69178151
>>69178576
Alright, so which teams fall under the category of meme? Biggest meme player?
>>69183851
okposo didn't play with tavares you braindead slav. go beat off to your demitra memorial.
>>69183741
But they can just trade him again for draft pick(s).
>>69183998
Marner
He'll take a Weber slapper to the head and be plagued by concussions the rest of his career.
>>69184419
>Biggest meme player?
erik karlsson, pk subban, connor mcmeme, the san jose sharks and tampa bay lightning
>>69184337
Return to reddit
>>69184391
will he convince jimmy the kid to sign in the glacial wasteland of buffalo
are all the players already signed?
>>69184378
well the guy above me compared them, so I kinda picked one basis for comparisson
although Nielsen did actually spent some time on tavares' wing too and he looked great, so there was some expectations he'd start there next season as well
>>69184171
Yeah, I would have liked to see them sign a few more depth forwards that have grit and play character roles. Hendricks and Letestu are going to be beat the fuck up next season.
>>69184468
vesey can go suck a tailpipe for all i care. overrated meme player.
>>69184430
>okposo didnt play with tavares
yes he did you fucking retard
most underrated signings:
>chimera
>nash
fact not opinion
>>69184430
kys
he's spent the majority of his career planted on tavares' ass
>>69184491
yes everyone is signed now
>>69184557
he played with nielson you faggot.
>>69184391
>bs
As opposed to the other Sabres teams?
This ain't the cfl nigga
>>69184580
no, he didn't. get your face out of the vodka bottle you psuedoslavic retard.
>>69184634
do what your mom wished she had strength for and terminate your life
>>69184594
so you watched okbozo play for half a season then
fucking kill yourself you mentally retarded potato
>Trocheck 6x4.75M
pretty cheap for a 2C
>>69174928
>>69161053
why are people so small nowadays? i'm bigger than most people
>>69184771
that's a steal. he's great.
Do Ontarians ever get upset about Sunbelt Franchises stealing their homegrown talent?
>>69184691
>>69184700
>mad leaf and slavshit
lol?
okposo was the only fa who didn't get an albatross contract. he produced the same away from tavares as he did with him, too.
>>69184806
>From vanpooper
I moved here 3 years ago and i feel like a monster with all the manlets here
>>69184842
yeah... when he was 'away' from him playing against shit lvl competition cause every team plays match up with tavares
>>69184826
>auston_matthews.jpeg
>>69184842
>>69184430
>mfw butthurt americayitlyns
>>69184842
jesus fucking christ that's objectively completely false, can you even read?
is your mom your sister too by any chance?
enjoy freezing to death in buffalel as the sabres wallow in shit and piss for another decade
>>69184826
By stealing you mean drafting or trading for them and paying them millions?
>>69184943
>SLOWvakians
How's that Slovak hockey program going?
>>69184943
>>69184962
>be slovakian
>national hero dies in a plane crash
jej
>another decade
we're not toronto/edmonton. try again.
>>69185078
who died on the plane?
were there any survivors?
>>69185078
>dies in a plane crash
That's taking it a bit too far bud.
>>69185105
Pavol Demetra. He played for the canucks you cromag
>>69185078
another two decades?
I don't know, they're coached by a retard with an arrogant twat for a GM
sablels rebuild is probably in the dumpster within 3 years, meme signings like the okposo one only confirm it
>>69185153
he's not a national hero for them tho
>>69184569
>chimera
He wasn't the same player last season. He's past his prime usefullness. Nash was a solid signing though. Folorida did good to get Demers at less than 5mil too. Fucking taxes.
>>69185161
>le everything will go bad xD
woah you really got me there.
>>69185179
this butthurt dumbbell is literally looking up random slovak personalities on wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milan_Rastislav_Štefánik
>>69183031
Okposo is a 2nd liner now. He hasn't been the same since his eye injury. He relied heavily on the powerplay last year.
>>69184771
>>69184817
>Regression
>>69185226
I got you there because you're too fucking stupid to produce any semblance of an argument
hope you die in a high school shooting
>>69185229
Nagy was good. Saw him play many times for the Mooseheads
>>69185310
>calls okposo a tavares babby
>okposo produces the same with and without tavares
argument refuted
>>69185310
also, that loss is why the sabres have eichel and arizona has strome. worth celebrating :)
Okposo had 5 more points at even-strength than Parenteau last year in 150 more minutes and half of that time was with Tavares. Parenteau is a better defensive player too.
Parenteau is unironically better than Okposo desu
New thread Jofa edition?
>>69185339
He was my favorite yote along with briere when I was a wee lad
>>69185339
he was good, but I think gretzky hated him when he was coaching the coyottes or something
>>69185391
get your reading glasses on
>last season
>okposo with tavares: 2.56 GF60
>okposo without tavares 2.09 GF60
sure it's worth celebrating, such a garbage fanbase would celebrate a wildcard spot at this point
Okposo is Moulson deal all over again
>>69185536
Why did Buffalo spend money on him? He doesn't really fit into the plan in my eyes.
>they signed a half blind negro to a $42 million deal
>>69185561
buffalo wanted to spend 12+ on stamkos too
the fucking GM barely knows how to spend money anymore
they got a one dimensional 2nd line forward and they're actually celebrating
they're in for a ride
>>69185576
carl soderberg is half blind too. perhaps meme magic will find them on the same line someday
>>69184468
Nope, just read he still plans to explore free agency. In other words daddy said no.
>>69185561
That's just what Buffalo does. They tank, trade and sign FAs to build their roster. They have maybe 2 players (Foligno, McCabeon their roster that were drafted by them outside of the 1st round.
>>69185464
hardly enough of a difference to be worried considering eichel will be better than tavares soon enough. and i'm pretty sure any fanbase who watched their team bottom out for top picks would celebrate a wild card spot (see: the islanders just a few years ago).
>>69185536
not even close. moulson was a real tavares babby. he doesn't even know how to skate.
>>69185561
having a complimentary winger (who has produced on par with stamkos the past 3 seasons) to play with their high end centers seems sensible to me.
>>69185576
>be half blind nigger
>finish 26th in points anyways
>>69185981
To add to that, 7 players on their current roster are their own draft picks and 5 of them are 1st rounders.
Two 2nd overalls, an 8th, a 14th and a 26th.
>>69186050
this guy legit thinks okposo is even vaguely comparable to stamkos
>>69186050
>hardly enough of a difference
>kikelel will be better than tavares
>moulson can't skate
>okposo totally can
not every fanbase has this little hockey knowledge though
I give up, this is sad, I recommend you pick a different sport boy
the real problem is that away from tavares okposo's bleeding shots and allowing goals at an alarming rate, in the last 3 seasons his GF drops by ~0.4 AND his GA increases by 0.75 when he's not glued to tavares
away from him, he's one giant liability
better pair him with a really strong defensive center so that they at least break even
not exactly a player that would be needed on an actual playoff team, but I guess that's fine now
WHERE IS NEW
>>69186431
we havent even hit 1000 posts
>>69144998
Edmonton is a shithole but the surrounding areas of sherwood park and St. Albert are awesome (rich)
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