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>Lucic on the same line as McMeme
>>69136963
I do agree that he is indeed a cocksucking faggot and will also add in that he is a buttmunching bitch
>yfwswtc
3rd for Happy Canada's day
HOLY JUMPIN
WHAT'S GOING ON
Soon.
Nth for fire Holland
>>69137227
Does a picture of this guy exist where he is not smiling? The madman
>>69136995
Holy shit it looks pretty big. Are there going to be all kinds of events and sports? Or is it hockey exclusive.
Let's talk more red wings
What do we do now?
/mlb/ has fully incorporated >rags into its thread culture
what do
>>69137255
there is that one pic that gets posted regularly. I think from the draft event though i don't know if it's real or not.
>>69137262
I think they're going to keep doing the rodeo at Rexall which is good because that road trip was always shit
>>69137267
Give Ducks Tater/Goose for a Dman.
>>69137255
The one where he is looking at Jake Virtanen being interviewed.
He looks like he has some long term plans in that pic.
>>69137267
Abandon hope.
Also write letters to Nick Lidstrom begging him to come out of retirement and/or take over as GM.
>>69137290
>rags
>>69137309
>yfw he gets to pound virtanen's boipussy 5/6 games a year now
>>69137308
Will you take Howard too?
Also Fowler isn't worth Goose and Tatar but at this point fuck it, why not?
>>69137267
Cry.
>mfw it's the jackets year
>>69137373
Even here he looks like he is mildly smiling.
>you will never be as happy about life as Puljujarvi is
>tfw wongs
Feelsbad man, goodbye playoof streak
>your team
>what they're adding for next season
>what they're missing
>biggest concern for next year
>>69137255
Selänne was like that too. It's a sign.
>>69137416
>wings
>shit players
>a lot
>not playing young players some more
>>69137262
It's going to be the #1 spot for concerts and events downtown (except for absolutely massive concerts those go to Commonwealth Stadium) Its part of the ICE district which is 25 acres of land downtown, includes the arena, 2 corporate towers, 1 residential and 3 shopping centres.
>>69137416
>oilers
>Larsson, Lucic, Pulju
>right hand offensive D
>talbot injury, larsson being a greene babby, lucic doing something stupid to "prove" himself
>>69137438
His dad in the backround.
Once a great junior himself. Busted knee ended his career before it really even begun.
>>69137308
Tatar, Pulkanen, Howard, 2nd rd pick, 4th round pick for Fowler and Cogliano.
>>69137351
Might even take Howard, lol, many of the backups Ducks wanted to get are already signed.
>>69137497
mad.
finns, redpill me on the Helsinki derby
>>69137228
Free Agent Frenzy
>>69137416
>>your team
Wings
>>what they're adding for next season
Hot garbage
>>what they're missing
People who can score goals and play competent defense.
>>biggest concern for next year
Being shit while no one under 30 not named Larkin gets to play.
>>69137539
Helsinki derby doesn't exist anymore you daft cunt. Jokerit was sold to the KHL
how did your team do today
>oilers
>>69137539
not playing in the same league
>>69137290
It's because Texas Rangers shitposters are fucking idiots and they were one strike away twice from winning the World Series and lost
If that isn't >rags I don't know what is
>>69137573
you get my point
>vesey not signed
>boedker not signed
>demers not signed
only 3 i cared about.
>>69137511
"I used to be a hockey player like you then I took a puck in the knee"
Kevin Paul Dupont Verified account
@GlobeKPD
Just asked Don Sweeney if any interest in offering to high-profile RFA. Answer: no.
madman chickened out
>>69137438
>ywn make autistic mongol meme babies with poopoopeepee's sister
>>69137576
>wings
>>69137655
Sharks got Boedker, Vesey is UFA in August not now
>>69137664
KPD is usually wrong but he wouldn't word it like that if he wasn't sure.
What a pussy.
>>69137701
stfu
>>69137710
>stars
>winning the cup
Do you think any NHL players lurk or post on /hoc/? If so, who?
>ATLANTIC
1. Tampa Bay
2. Florida
3. Detroit
>METRO
1. Pittsburgh
2. Washington
3. Philadelphia
>EAST WC
WC1. >rags
WC2. Carolina
>CENTRAL
1. Dallas
2. Nashville
3. Chicago
>PACIFIC
1. Los Angeles
2. San Jose
3. Calgary
>WEST WC
WC1. St Louis
WC2. Anaheim
>>69137576
Oilers
>mfw
>>69137777
McDavid looks exactly the type to post on /sp/
>>69137782
t. carolina man
lmao
>>69137657
That's basicly what happened. He was in the same camps playing alongside Mats Sundin in Swedish juniors. His parents were both Finns working in Sweden and Jari grew up there and lived most of his life there.
>Bruins now have Bergeron, Krejci, and Backes
What are the odds that they try and more Krejci for a legit D-man? I can't seem them leaving that much cap space tied up in centers with the amount of holes the roster has.
>>69137827
He is among us
>>69137782
>3. Detroit
It better not.
i haven't been on /sp/ for a while. how did /hoc/ react to hall being traded to nj?
>>69137777
yandle and bissonette both do. im 90 percent sure brandon gormley does too
>>69137868
they will move spooner to A New Team or RW. spooner played a lot of RW under Cassidy on the same line as Vatrano in Providence. Cassidy was promoted to the big club this year. likely we see spooner and griffith, his boys, where he likes them.
>>69137936
Not even a bad trade desu
>>69137416
>flyers
>kinecty, probably other young D guys, >weiss
>Old Defenseman to offer new guys guidence, secondary scoring, a Voracek who still remembers how to score
>voracek, couts, and read regress further and Mason injuries
>>69137416
>Hurricanes
>Talent (Aho, Gauthier, Teravainen, Fleury) and playoff experience (Stalberg, Bickell)
>A true #1 goalie and consistent scoring from people not named Skinner or Faulk
>That the team gets off to another shitty start and relocation rumors drown out the product on the ice
>>69137936
Wasn't here either but they could afford losing him since they got Pulju and now they added Lucic.
Larsson is going to help their D more than they lost in O and Pulju will bring those points back in few years even if Lucic declines.
Overall I think it's a good deal. A great lw for a developing D with potential to be 1st pairing. Value is not that far off.
>>69137416
>your team
Sabres
>what they're adding for next season
Okposo, Kulikov, Vesey (pls sign)
>what they're missing
a top 2 dman to pair with Risto, backup goalie
>biggest concern for next year
Evander Kane
I fully expect them to be 3rd in the Atlantic behind Tampa and Florida though. Detoilet and Montreal are self-destructing, Ottawa is nothing special, Broons overachieved last year and won't be any better this year, and the Laffs will continue to be terrible.
>>69137936
some memeing but then the Weber-Subban trade happened and people stopped caring while Oilers fans started memeing that their trade was even
>>69137416
>Canes
>Being eternally mediocre and being relocated to quebec
>Forwards and goalies
>Missing the playoffs again
>>69137936
Consenus reaction was that Edmonton lost the deal and got bent over value wise but finally added a solid piece to their blue-line. If they hadn't gotten Lucic & Puljujarvi it would be one of the worst trades in a while.
>>69138089
the product on the ice is bad
>>69138089
Does the average person in NC even care about that team, or is it like Florida and Arizona?
>>69138210
actually, that wasn't the consensus. nice try
>>69138180
>Detoilet and Montreal are self-destructing,
>Detroit
I WISH we were self destructing but the sad part is we will still probably get a WC or some shit so Holland can keep his job with his promise of eternal mediocrity.
>>69138242
I live in Durham and I can tell you I have only met 1 person who gives the slightest shit about the Hurricanes. I see a bunch of tar heel, Duke and Panthers shit down here.
Maybe downtown Raleigh cares more idk
>>69137782
>3. Detroit
Buffalo just got a lot better with Okospo, so I'm giving it to them. Wongs are a wild card at best, and even that's doubtful.
>WC2. Carolina
A year early to be talking playoffs but in 3 years they'll be elite desu.
>WC2. Anaheim
I'd pick Winnipeg, Colorado, Edmonton, or even Minnesota before Anaheim to make the playoffs. This season is where the decline really sets in.
>>69138289
Vanek is your ace in the hole m8. he's absolute cancer. he will drag you down to 12th in the east at least.
>>69138310
Sucks bro. Guess you guys really don't deserve a team.
>>69138217
Delete this
>>69138242
Not him but when I went to vacation in Philly and mentioned the Hurricanes this guy straight up said "Hurricanes are florida man (miami Hurricanes)."
Feels like nobody really cares about our team. I've been a fan for ten years and haven't seen much growth.
>>69138329
I"m from Michigan so I couldn't care less
>>69138331
>I've been a fan for ten years and haven't seen much growth.
That's because you've been shit for 10 years
>>69138117
so much this.
Sure Hall can wreck up a shitton of points but as you could always see with the Oilels, how can the offense work if literally every offensive turnover results in a goal for the opponent
Getting some expirienced D, Lucic who brings some needed grit and goonery into it, a hopefully healthy full season McGOAT and as you mentioned Pulju hopefuly developing nicely into the team
A non-meme, good answer by a Finn. What a time to be alive
>>69138328
I hope so. All I want is this streak to be older so talented young players see the ice before they're elligible for Medicare.
>>69138269
Consensus was you were trying to meme about Stammer staying home and nobody cared :^)
>Detroit is self destructing.
God people will bitch aaaaaaalllllll offseason, then the first game day thread will talk about how they're contenders and how shit every other team is.
>>69138235
>2nd most points of non-playoff teams
>With Faulk injured, Lack and Ward both being ass for half the season, and the corpse of Eric Staal being the captain
>"""bad""""
>>69138331
What city do the Canes even play in, Raleigh or Charlotte?
>>69138387
what sucks too is you'd probably be in a lot better shape if Mantha didn't turn out to be a bust.
>>69138423
Raleigh.
>>69138242
Sadly no. Fans are really fair-weather, and the team has to compete with the Panthers, Hornets, and ACC basketball for attention. The fans that DO exist are diehard fans, but there's less and less of them as the years go by
>>69138370
Not even wrong. I just hope this year changes it around but that's what people have been saying every year and it just leads to more disappointments. If we don't sign a top goalie in these next 5 years it might just be the end
>>69138412
I don't know if you can call 35 OTL good.
>>69138423
Raleigh. Should be Charlotte though
>>69138328
Just put him on a line where he actually has to work his shifts and has to fight for the puck instead of a line where he is babbied with tip-ins and redirects and he surely will regress hard
but if you babby him correctly, you might have a somewhat useful guy, but ONLY somewhat
>>69138411
>wings
>contenders
Were you in a coma the last few years??
Why is McDavid so autistic?
>>69138470
Because he's better than everyone around him so he feels isolated, which makes him act similar to an autistic person
>>69138470
Because he plays for the oilels
All these lower houses of the league attempting to hire sell swords. How quaint. Does anyone remember last year, and the day the smiles began? When Lady Kessel wed into house Pong. Glorious be the day.
>>69138470
why is this post so autistic?
>>69138470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6EvYcIM_C8
>>69138452
I don't understand the Ward re-signing. They could have gotten a good starter and just left Lack exposed for expansion.
>>69138411
No we won't this team is garbage. They'll still probably make the playoffs but it's another first round exit assured.
Last year there was actually reason for optimism with the expectation Goose and Tater would progess and with Larkin beaing a GOAT and the other young talent coming up.
But what happened? Goose and Sauce regressed and Holland refused to let any decenr youngster see icetime.
With Holland's signings of the senior citizen home and resigning two bad players to ridiculous contracts there is now zero reason for optimism.
>tfw will never be an oilers fan
why even live?
>>69138409
nice try again toronto boi, but i'm not a lightning fan. there are a whole bunch of teams in america. sorry about your team (doesnt matter which 1 since theyre all bad haha) and also your country in general tho
>>69138563
>wanting to live in eternal suffering
>>69138502
>>69138470
Proof
>mcmeme is a '97
>mccann is a '96
>the rest are '95
>buy out Vanek's contract
>sign another has-been
Will they ever learn?
#bostonstrong
>tfw could never play hockey due to physical issues, but love to watch
>tfw someone online says anyone who has never skated before is never a true fan
>>69138434
Mantha was only a bust at the beginning of last year, he was pretty good at the end. He was coming back from injury.
He still has a shot to be good but I doubt with this bloated shitty forward heavy roster Holland built for us today he'll even get a chance out of camp.
>>69138623
forgot pic
>>69137416
>snes
>nothing
>everything
Abandon hope. Perpetual mediocrity. Our only hope is to meme our way into the proofs.
>>69138452
Please take Howard off our hands.
Will trade for ANY defenseman.
Oilers prospect camp starts tomorrow, Pulju will be there. Make sure you tune in.
>>69137416
>your team
Dallas Stars
>what they're adding for next season
a bunch of both younger and expierienced D-men that was badly needed
>what they're missing
maybe another expirienced but not too old forward and some fucking new goaltending
>biggest concern for next year
Old guys maybe being injury prone, Seguin maybe also, AND FUCKING PIC RELATED
>tfw no hokkei
>>69138678
who the fuck are 90 percent of those nerds
>>69138717
Hello Russia
>>69138328
>>69138328
Vanek is a guy who is money when parks his ass in front of the net. He is what Holmström was.
Don't try to use him in any other way.
The Wild actually tried to use him as a hockey player.
>>69138667
>tfw you can never play hokki because you got into it too late
>>69138743
Hello
>>69138717
>>69138743
samefag
>>69138714
You want Howard?
Pleae God some team take Howard.
>>69138738
Kids that were too shitty to make junior at 16
>>69138783
holmstrom is 5 times the overall player vanek ever was
>>69138667
>physical issues
Eating too much isn't a physical issue
>>69138783
This is true, which is why it's the only things the Wings did today that's a decent move.
The Wings PP is completely lost without someone like Holmstrom. After 30 years him and Cicarelli they literally have no fucking idea how to have a non-meme PP.
>>69138835
Yeah but he's gone. He's gone and he's never coming back.
:(
Why hasn't this meme loving fuck signed with someone yet?
>>69138814
>Howard
>One of the Finns
Fuck, that really is a hard choice. If and only IF that really would be a scenario get niemi away, Kari at least has some excellent nights, where as Niemi is mostly full regression mode
>>69138890
>The Wings PP is completely lost without someone like Holmstrom.
They were fucking 2nd in the league the year before last and 13th last year. dude i swear to god half of you just bitch about the dumbest shit.
>>69138925
Who is even still in the running?
>>69138931
How much money does Niemi make?
>>69138783
simple and well explained
although he isn't Holmström level, some nice PP can actually make him a decent scoring machine
>>69137416
>Flames
>Elliot, Brouwer, Possibly: Tkachuk
>Was size,RW,and right shot, but Brouwer checks all of those
>not much, pretty optimistic
>tfw no poopoopeepee torts dream meme team
>>69138969
Yeah and Abby was doing that role that year. This year they caught on to it, bullied him, and pushed him off the puck constantly. He's too small for the role.
>>69138931
What the fuck did you do with niemi? He won a cup and was a vezina nominee in san jose and immediately when he became dallas stars' goalie he forgot how to be a goalie.
>>69138835
eh actually Vanek is far better at what they do.
>>69138977
pls don't laugh too loud now lad, but the stars are unironically paying him 4,5mil$
he got a 3year/13,5mil$ contract in 2015/16
>>69138708
Would've rather given up Pesce for Howard than resign Ward. Francis has made some godlike decisions but I still don't understand that one
>July 1st rolls around right?
>So I tell Bob, don't do anything today. Let the decent UFAs go without protest.
>The absolute madman actually did it!
>>69139037
its the mcdavid pulju meme team now
> tfw have no bottom 6
> resigned Carlyle
> no Lindholm signing yet
Sorry we couldn't get you a cup Kesler
>>69139039
What? How does that mean they're 'completely lost'? Because they caught onto Abby the whole PP is gone even though we weren't even bad at it?
Quit while you're behind you absolute fucking faggot.
>>69139068
Don't want him then. The whole point of trading Howard would be to get rid of shit goalie contracts, and he's better than Niemi.
>>69138714
Kari needs a change of scenery desu, but where?
Niemi should go back to liiga and retire
>>69139044
Personally I think the shorks cursed him with a good portion of shorkening
also to be added, in Chicago and San Jose he had a good and well working defense, whereas Dallas had a dumpsterfire going this season
>>69139156
They caught on this year. Their PP breaks down when they can't establish someone in front of the net, which they were unable to do with Abby getting bullied out of position constantly.
>hart trophy
mcdavid
>art ross
mcdavid
>calder
pulju
>norris
larsson
>conn smythe
mcdavid
>rocket richard
eberle
>selke
draisaitl
cap this
>>69139217
They still had the 13th best power play in the league.
Not the best by any means, but not 'completely lost' like you're making it out to seem.
>>69139079
>Pesce for Howard
Yes please.
>>69138089
How many years does Carolina have to scramble together an elite team to get their fair weather fans back in the seats? They've got a great core but I can't imagine they'll stay put with another 2 or 3 years of being one of the best non-playoff teams
>>69139057
fa.m, no.
>>69139257
That's overinflated by virtue of playing in the same division as the laffs.
>>69139302
they barely had fans when they won the cup ffs
just move team
>>69139243
Who will win the fart boss trophy?
>>69139385
Carolina had mid-range attendance in the early 2000s. After missing the playoffs for years on end people left.
>>69139243
only first three can happen to be honest.
>>69139088
Ducks have a strict budget, it's no surprise
>>69139057
Bro..come now.
You can't just look at the points. Homlstrom was so good at being a pest he made everyone else on the PP so much markedly better. His screens were elite, his ability to stay on his feet was elite, his ability to get on the goalie and d-men's head was elite, he could pass, dig for pucks like a badger, and to boot he was pretty damn good defensively.
Holmstrom was the GOAT at that role.
>>69139448
>mid-range
dude... no fans, then. lol.
>>69139385
Was in the building for one of the games against Buffalo during that run. Louder than any Panthers, Hornets, or college basketball game I've ever been to. It's kinda hard to keep fans interested with one playoff appearance in 10 years
>>69139484
Feeling (hoping) wings and ducks are about to make a trade.
>>69139535
le anecdotal experience guy
lmao
go to a real game tb.h
>>69139535
traditional market teams have no issue filling the rink when the team is shit
>>69137228
Jon is going on
Now leave Russia
I thought you were banned
>>69139607
I would describe the laffs ability to always sell out as an issue, but one of mental health.
>>69139535
oh? so you have some decibels/min data to show us a that the game was louder?
>>69139607
That's part of the reason why some traditional market teams (looking at you, >laffs) are shit for so long. Less motivation to improve if they can still sell out every game with retardedly high ticket prices.
Guarantee Toronto wouldn't be going through a half-century long rebuild if fans stopped going to games for a couple seasons.
>>69137391
>mfw jackets bro found
>>69139484
i know, it's not s surprise, but probably needed to hold on to McGinn or Perron. They played well and had good point production.
Now what is going to fill the void of the 3 forwards? I don't know of anyone decent off the Gulls who can really step in and be effective.
Which probably means they end up signing a shitter or giving up too much in order to compensate.
>>69137416
Jackets
Young guys
Fucking everything
Winning
>>69139680
most shit selling teams are shit. your assertion is the exception to the rule fat hillbilly
>>69139701
Fowler for any two fowards on the Wings not named Larkin or Anthenisiou. Win win for both sides.
>>69139764
>le
>>69139680
>bandwagoner logic
wew lad
>>69137416
>Ducks
>Nothing
>LWs, total lack of bot6
>Carlyl
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers, he's looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
>>69139849
i love him.
2017 is our year
>>69139849
>he's looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid
source? I haven't heard anything like that. Are you trying to ruse us?
>be NHL defenceman
>see this coming at you
>if you step up he'll chip the puck around you
>your defence partner is killed by pulju or lucic on the forecheck
>if you try to maintain your gap he'll skate around you with ease
>your goalie is deked the fuck out
>if you back off he'll pull up and make a pass for a one timer
>your goalie blows his groin out trying to get across
>>69139950
What the fuck else is there to look forward to while playing in Edmonton? Long summer vacations?
mcmeme is going to GOAT it up this season. Fact
>>69139986
>mfw mcdavid ended carey price's season and sent the habs into a tailspin theyll never recover from
>>69140006
At least they can be shit in a nice new stadium now.
>>69140062
That was Draisaitl, he did it because he knew that PK Niggy would take the blame and Canada would get whiter
>>69140080
They won't be shit this season
I hereby designate the Oilers as /hoc/'s official team.
Do not try to resist
>>69140080
>stadium
hi newfriend, hockey is played in a thing called an arena
>>69140171
actually an ice rink
>>69140171
they do play a couple of games each year in stadiums
>>69140199
Either is acceptable
Stadium is not
>>69140171
RINK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>69140199
>>69140224
>played IN a rink
Are you dumb? It is played IN an arena and ON a rinm
#bostonstrong
>>69140224
Rogers Place is a multi-use indoor arena under construction in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. It will mainly be used for ice hockey, and for other indoor sports, but will also be configurable as a venue for concerts or other events.
>>69140110
Damn. I heard his family in argentina were watching when this happened
>>69140254
In a farmer's field or on a farmer's field?
>>69140110
that one Messier Picture would be so needed now
the one with Leo "the holocaust" Draisaitl and that faggot that doesn't answer my text messages
>>69140315
wikipedia is run by jews and cant be trusted
Vancouvers gm sounds like he has brain damage
>>69140425
Benning definetely has some severe brain damage, with those trades/drafts he pulls off, that guy isn't mentally healthy at all
>tfw Reimer is the starter now because Luongo is ded
>>69140473
>>69140474
It's a wonder he's even had a job this long with a mind like that?
>>69140477
literally soccer-tier sweaters
>>69140559
Name a similar soccer kit then.
>>69140642
Chicago Bulls.
>>69140642
>kit
:}
>>69139684
>>69139642
you still forcing reddit memens kid?
>the chicago blujackets
we cup now
He can't keep getting away with it
>>69140642
>kit
>Wild sign Stall, Stalock, and Stewart
Not terrible
thick team :}
>>69140865
>not terrible
:}
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>69140877
This is gay as fuck
Is smiley a new meme?
>>69137782
I feel like the blues are gonna suck next year.
>>69141045
they missed their window. gonna be another decade.
>>69137416
>Habs
>"""""Depth"""""" """"""""wingers""""""""""
>NHL calibre players
>literally everything holy fuck
>>69137782
Habs with Price are a playoff team
>rags
>>69140927
>country of hockey
>no cups in 23 years
>best team rides their goalie
>>69141236
>country of hockey
>back to back OG
>back to back WC
>back to back WC
>>69141296
>literally a 1 in 4.29 chance of winning the cup in any given year
>23 years
Is Franchise Hockey Manager 2 worth downloading?
Does anyone on hoc play it?
What did he mean by this?
0 canadian teams are good :}
>Reimer sign a five year deal with a cap hit of 3.4 mill
At least Rowe did something right for once.
>>69141453
lol.
>>69141458
5 years for a backup goaler :{
t. realistic man
>>69141427
Stamkos was being stalked by a /hoc/ memester trying to figure out what kind of sandwich he was eating
>>69141453
kek new meme is born? Can you make a holland one where he is screaming "NOT OLD ENOUGH!"
>>69141517
He's the starter now that Luongo died
>>69141517
he was the best tendy available
/hoc/'s opinion on Steve Dangle?
>>69141517
If Reimer puts up better numbers then Montoya then I'm happy.
>>69141555
trips of ser meryn trant
>>69141574
>>69141578
>>69141579
3 responsers lol :}
>>69141578
Laughs fan but I'm sub to him.
Just woke up, the Oilers are making the playoffs this coming season, right?
>>69141578
stop advertising here, it's against the rules.
>>69141578
dangle is a cuck virgin faggot like most youtube overreaction video people
i hope the US accidentally drop a bunker buster on his basement lair
>>69141578
>/hoc/'s opinion on Steve Dangle?
Typical delusional >laffsfag but I check him out when toronto gets BTFO
>>69141650
winning the cup actually, oil is the future
>>69141578
a charlie day stunt double in action and voice
>>69141687
stop advertising here, it's against the rules.
>be shit
>be up against the cap
>>69141689
stop advertising here, it's against the rules.
>>69141725
2 years from now Emelin's contract is up, and Markov's is up next year. They'll have plenty of capspace
>>69141755
please stop, it's not funny
>milan lucic played in his last playoff game ever in 2016
>>69141675
This. He's good when they lose but insufferable otherwise
Might make a good free agency episode after that Martin deal
>>69141725
Canucks and Wings are up against the cap because of the build up of trying to manage previous success only for it to now wind down into mediocrity. They're both going to eventually lose cap space while they're still bad unless Benning finds a new Clarkson.
Laffs just keep eating shitty contracts for picks that'll be unloaded in 2 years. I don't know what the fuck the Jackets and Habs were doing, but I assume the Habs' management believes last year was a fluke and didn't regard it as anything else.
>>69141781
blatant advertising is both not funny and against the rules.
>>69141785
you're delusional if you don't think edmonton isn't good enough to make the playoffs in at most 3 years
>>69141578
When listening to the Jeff Blair show on 590 at work I change instantly when the "dangle dial" comes on. I drive for a living and will aim into oncoming traffic listening to that shit . I'm a laffs fan btw.
>>69141785
>stealing jokes from twitter
>>69141785
>le twitter joke stealing guy
not unexpected from a guy who both uses a name on this terrible site and is a fan" of a meme team
>>69141841
what's the dangle dial?
>>69141841
>>69141874
advertising.
>>69141841
i thought the only laffs radio people listened to anymore was overdrive
>>69141725
how the fuck are columbus spending that much money??
>>69141867
>>69141868
>they use twitter
What are you guys some kind of communists?
>>69141874
A show slot on that station.
>>69141911
Already filtering this summerfag
>>69141874
It's a prerecorded bit where they try to make it sound like he's calling into the show live, while the radio host sounds like a knob trying banter with him but it's obvious that it's recorded.
>>69141785
What an embarrassing post to make.
>>69141905
I can't get 1050 in my truck. Stuck with 590 or God forbid rock 95.
Hey, /HOC/, I'm from r/hockey. Why do you hate us so much? Thanks!
>>69141972
advertising.
>>69141947
>being this new
>announcing a filter
>>69141972
Thank you for a decent answer friend
>>69142027
fuck off
>>69142053
>pretending not to be embarrassed that you got caught stealing an already bad joke
>pretending you aren't being totally earnest and sincere
low level posting. very embarrassing. yucky. : /
>>69142017
>not listening to 680
Bruh....
wow fuck these cfl home openers
>>69142127
all he wants are (You)'s
>>69142149
Isn't 680 just news updates? I like shows with hosts and guests. Oh and idiot listeners who call in.
>>69142127
>he posts smileys and pictures of british faggots
>low level posting
Oh the ironing
>>69142221
>taking your trip off and responding
lol
yeah dude. you were just pretending.
>>69142258
le just pretending man :}
>sign a career fourth liner to a 4 year deal
>laffs
>>69142235
Then 640 though it's left wing on some shows.
>>69142221
>(You)'s
Am I getting too old for 4chan? What are these (You) memes? Is it just another way to say 'this person wants attention'?
HELP! I don't want to outgrow 4chan!
>>69142333
Yup.
Welcome to memeland.
>>69142314
I listen to stafford on 640 but I can't stand any of the other shows.
>>69142333
>Claim to be an oldfag
>Beg for hand holding
>>69142374
I can deal with all but Kelly. Fuck her.
>>69142399
I am an oldfag, were you even here when Batochan was a thing? No? Wow kill yourself.
Snacks was right, this site sucks.
>>69142333
Have a (you)
Will Radulov be a Semin 2.0?
>>69142532
he'll be Radulov 3.0
>perds trade S. Weber
>acquire Y. Weber
How many games before perds casuals notice?
>>69142550
Will he ditch the habs.
He did sign a KHL contract.
>>69142558
>black guy in the south
>>69142578
Tennessee, especially Memphis, has a lot of black people. He'll be fine.
>>69142578
Probably 3/4 of America's negros live in the south you moron
>>69142558
nashville is all casuals so literally no one will.
>>69142558
right away but they'll think they're brothers
>>69142578
the south is mostly niggers lol
>>69142663
>>69142685
>>69142714
The fuck, thought they all live in Detroit.
>>69142740
How retarded are you?
>>69142740
In like the deep south, but where I live it's almost all white. Also, slavery duh. But a lot of our niggers went north in the Great Migration.
>>69142761
Black people only live in cities. Every large city is heavily black.
>>69142792
like cancer cells infesting a vital organ :}
>>69142799
just straight up not true
Don Cherry
@CoachsCornerCBC
Matt Martin... one of the best signings of the day... twitdoc.com/61R4
>>69142799
They also live the farther south you go. Kind of like warning you not to go farther.
>>69142792
I live on the Tennessee-Georgia border. It's 98% white here.
Holy fuck we are fucked
This is the worse offseason ever
Sorry Kesler
>>69142724
good luck looch. still love you big boi.
>>69142724
Lol
>>69142724
Be good Lucic.
>>69142865
>Sorry Kesler
>>69137416
>panthers
>reimer, yandle, sceviour, marchessault, pysyk, berra
>top 4 D-man and a top 6 winger
>goaltending/defense now that luongo might be out and we traded kulikov
>>69142853
Good ol Ontarea boy
>>69142792
>those dark spots in Kansas
Who knew
>idiots cracking off fireworks already
>>69142916
>in Canada
>for the fourth of July
>>69142898
We need more Ontariah boys. Infusion of 50 OHL prospects STAT!
>>69142891
Panthers laughing stock of NHL again till 2026.
>>69142936
they have none
>matt martin
isn't he fucking boomer esiason's kid? she's hot
>>69142898
but don... he's a windsor cuck and a former wongs fan
>>69142792
"""""""""""""""""""""great""""""""""""" Migration
Nobody hardly moved at all.
>>69142982
What happened to all the Ontario boys?
>>69138180
Anyone saying montreal is self-destructing doesnt know shit about hockey
>>69142799
people segregate by neighborhood too anyway
>>69141198
>>Habs with Price are a playoff team
FUCK YEAH THEY ARE SENPAI
>>69143013
Millions moved, that's just the ones that stayed. That's how many niggers there were here.
>>69141798
>but I assume the Habs' management believes last year was a fluke and didn't regard it as anything else.
No they're not and that's why they shook up the fucking roster, retard
>>69143005
Good ol' ontario boys, I tell ya
>>69143015
They got an American GM
>>69143013
They started going back apparently
>>69143002
yeah. he probably goes crazy on her feet.
>>69143002
Mama mia
To be honest family I'm pretty thrilled about Radulov. It doesn't make up for the Subban trade but at least our top 6 isn't complete ass now.
>>69142958
wtf? all depends on how our young guys pan out. pysyk might be good or might not be. it also depends on how jagr plays. if jagr plays well then a top 6 winger might be neccessary, if not then it's not. right now we're in a good position. maybe we won't win the division again but it all depends. we'll just have to wait and see. unless you were trolling then fuck you for making me write all this shit out.
>>69143090
Just be wary of him, he's not a good locker room presence.
>>69142299
That's laffs
>>69143064
we ran out of time, but just keep talking, we'll delay the game
>>69137416
>your team
Senators
>what they're adding for next season
One defenseman that should probably needs another year of development
>what they're missing
a bit of depth on defense, production from the top six, a goalie that can stop a wraparound
>biggest concern for next year
Minus the coaching changes, Dorion hasn't done shit.
>>69141276
>Apr 9, 2016
>winnipeg blue bombers
JUST
>>69143138
top fucking kek its a snes fan on /hoc/
even rarer than yotes fans
>>69143020
>trade away Subban
>sign Radulov
how did they improve again? carey price goes down and they finish 13th in the east
>>69143054
>therrien still coach
>team still going to rely on price to do everything
>>69143163
At least they're not the Roughriders, eh? I'm going to be drinking all season long.
> be wings fan
> be super excited about signing a big free agent like Okposo or Stamkos
> instead we sing fucking FOUR (4) shitty aging bottom 6 free agents ( Helm, Nielsen, Ott, Vanek ) which also takes away playing time from our prospects
FUCKING KILL ME NOW RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69143131
WE HAVE TIME TO ROLL THE TAPE
no don we need to show these jewish propaganda scotiabank commercials
>laffs
lmaorello is picking up right where he left off in NJ
Americans wish they had a Don Cherry for their national NHL broadcasts desu
Grapes is worth watching HNIC just for him
>>69143167
I don't browse /sp/ as much as I should
>>69143090
>trade subban because the coach can't handle the bants
>sign radulov
>???
I expect him to be Semin'd very fast
>>69143204
Amerifats cant handle based don's banter
>>69143190
felt pretty good about the riders, but after the preseason and last night its going to be an ugly season
>>69143206
the only think i ever remember about you guys is that you have a cool ass logo
>>69143204
I wish faggot ass NBC would just pick up a broadcast of him during intermission coverage. But oh well, that's what we get.
GOOD ONTARIA BOY... I SAW HIM HOHO... BOY I SAW HIM BACK IN MIDGET, I TELL YA. I SAID HO... HE HAS GOT IT
>>69143091
After the Kulikov trade, I lost bit of faith in them. Fucking Rowe doesn't know what he was doing that day all because they hired some scout from the Sabres that had a hard on for Pysyk and Bobby Lou getting hip surgery, the future doesn't look bright in Sunrise.
>>69143229
I predict another 2-16 season sadly. We suck.
>>69143249
More like Sunset lmao
>>69143227
>>69143241
>le rambling senile stroke survivor
Neck yourselves
>>69143269
DESTROYED
>>69143284
EDGELORD
D
G
E
L
O
R
D
>>69143172
>Weber is as good if not better
>Good deal when you consider hes now more mature (got a wife and kid)
>>69143284
Damn dude that's edgy stuff.
>>69143269
kek
>>69143267
>that flag
>we
>>69143284
>Neck your...
reddit.
>>69143249
pysyk has excellent vision and hockey sense. he's a great passer, but he's a delicate little flower. he plays a really soft game. he may turn out to be a decent pp quarterback in a few years, but there will be some growing pains since he has no mean streak whatsoever.
>>69143246
pretty good impression tbqh, are you a canadian expat?
REMOVE WATERMELON remove watermelon
you are worst sask. you are the sask idiot you are the sask smell. return to saskatchewan. to our saskatchewan cousins you may come our provinc. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,manitoba we will never forgeve you.
>>69143336
>mad
>at fruit
>>69143336
delete this
>>69143326
nah
>>69143237
>Not remembering us for this
>>69143110
>>69143207
Apparently he's been a lot better since he moved back to the KHL. Pic related is from a teammate. He also had his most success in North America in Quebec.
I'm not sure if i'd be more worried if we traded Subban for character reasons or if we traded him because they legitimately thought Weber was better. Regardless, Radulov is only signed for one year whereas Subban we'd have been stuck with had we kept him past July 1st (NTC kicked in).
Can't believe how hard New Jersey got raped by Edmonton. Hall is the most turnover prone forward in the NHL and has terrible defense. Sure he had decent scoring numbers but that is just because he was the only scoring option on the oilers. Once the oilers got McDavid his numbers went down a ton. Larsson on the other hand is one of the best lockdown defenders in the NHL, but nobody knows about him only cause he does not score. He is basically the next Vlasic. Really going to solidify the Edmonton d corps for the future.
>>69143363
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Counting in Saskatchewan.txt
>>69143377
I only remember you because you are an inferior version of a vastly superior, older team with the same name.
Post classic Grapes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM2ja_ZFFy8
>>69143091
I can see goaltending fucking you over if Lou doesn't recover from whatever it is that's not allowing him to start the season.
radulov is elite
>>69143181
>therrien still coach
Not for long. They hired Muller as "associate coach" for a reason
>team still going to rely on price to do everything
What the team needed the most was a solid top 6 forward and they just signed the best player in the KHL. Whether he flops or not is irrelevant, Bergevin acknowledged there was a problem last year and he got to work. They didn't see last year's collapse as a fluke
>>69143402
If he wasn't senile, and was 30 years younger. I'd have him as a coach anyday.
>>69143402
fucking BASED
russcucks on suicide watch
>>69143395
not to mention halls injury problems
>>69143207
Radulov is white tho
>>69143380
Imagine the media storm this will create when he does it to Therrien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXQ56Dp0iB0
>>69143325
Can Pysyk defend his zone well because I know Kulikov can't but he did had Gudbranson on his side so it wasn't as noticeable but still, I'll never let that trade go away.
>>69143440
Not to mention how useless scoring wingers are by themselves
>>69143402
https://youtu.be/b3FwRoBoYuM
>>69143402
ABSOLUTELY BASED
cherry should have ran for PM
>>69143458
Look at that faggy ass coach holding back his tears and trying to pretend nothing happened lmao what a pussy
This is gonna be another entertaining season
https://youtu.be/wZgkCmVHyCs
Does anyone from /hoc/ still play?
> Hedman and Vasilevskiy signed extensions
> Stammer staying after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
>>69142792
Wow I need to live in north dakota
>>69143522
yes
>>69143080
I'd blow my salary cap on her if you know what I mean.
>OFFICIAL Team Ranking by their Free Agency
1. Habs
...
2. Blackhawks
...
30. Everyone else
>>69138784
never too late bro
>>69143522
yeah
>>69143541
Don't that data is old and there are tons of Somalians there now.
t. North Dakotan
>>69143574
Radulov is old now, don't expect much from him.
Is Semin still on the Habs? Would be cool to see them both on the same line.
>>69143377
https://youtu.be/lEh55I5PTRs
if you never played hockey competitively I do not respect your opinion on it
simple as that
>>69143608
>>>69143574
>Radulov is old now, don't expect much from him.
The guys 29
Best offseason so far goes to Tampon Gay
who /watchednativesdancing/ and /playedmetalslug/ all day here?
>>69138738
Paul was on Dallas and now the Sens play him from time to time, don't know most others desu
>>69143633
might as well be 40
>>69143472
LOL this is fucking gold
>>69143608
He's only turning 30 this week.
Semin left but Sergachev, Emelin, Markov, Scherbak, Galchenyuk will be on the team for at least the pre-season.
>>69143647
do you want to go to fireworks with me?
>>69143574
>hasb
>getting rid of their (supposedly) locker room cancer for another locker room cancer
>Winning Free Agency
Nice meme.
>>69143647
If I wanted to watch natives dancing, I could have gone back to the Qualla Boundary. Metal Slug is good lol.
>>69143665
HO.. YOU SHOULD TALK A-FOOT-INNA-CREASE YOU
>>69143610
Still think he should've won the Norris again.
Half the people who voted for Doughty said they voted for him because "it was his turn to win". Fuck when's it my turn
>>69137416
>Mild
>Crusty vets
>a top center
>Affording anyone after this season.
>>69143655
Might as well not
>>69143542
>>69143579
Beer league?
>>69143731
Isn't the Norris only for defensemen, not 4th forwards?
erik karlsson is a forward.
patrice bergeron deserves a norris as much as karlsson does.
>>69143696
The other room cancer youre talking about has a wife and kid and hes a lot more mature than when he was 22. Im not saying hes a 40 goals scorer, im syaing hes a smart risk
>>69137416
> Sharks
> Schlemko and Boedker
> Backup goaltender and 3rd line D
> Jones and Couture getting season-ending injuries
>>69143753
beer league and a few weekend tourneys
>>69143731
I'm still mad. Karlsson had a god-tier season on a fucking meme team whereas He Was Due Doughty had a good season on a playoffs/Stanley Cup contender.
>>69138654
It's a vicious cycle that will continue until Parise and Suter retire.
>>69143522
>mfw too poor to do that back then
Have you ever partied with a NHL player?
I've unironically partied with Karlsson at a bush party in Carp (just outside of Ottawa). Guuy's chill as hell
>>69143718
Buffalo was robbed.
>>69143764
>>69143768
And here's that meme again. You try defending with such a pitiful defensive corps.
>>69143522
Eastside hockey manager
>>69143806
i went on a pub crawl with a whl team once
>>69143837
you get to finger blast any of them?
>>69143806
>>69143837
I saw a certain Swiss league player stick his hand up two girls' asses in a party at Berghain.
>>69143679
where are you going
i'm eating b4 leaving
>>69143703
ya, not sure what metal slug had to do with canada day, but they had an arcade section so i just played all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nig2naN8NTs
>Matt cooke btfo
>>69143868
B-but muh good ol' ontario boyz
>>69143868
>the most famous image of the Atlanta Thrashers is Kane killing Cooke
>>69143827
I'm a Bruins fan. I fully understand pitiful d corps. Karlsson had 88 points and ended -2. He's basically a 4th forward.
>inb4 +/- is a flawed stat
Somebody just end my suffering please.
>>69143284
>neck
I've always heard neck used for making out. How the fuck do I make out with myself?
>have Hamhuis
>he would take huge discounts to play here
>don't sign him
>offer Kris Russell ridickulo dollars
why?
what did benning mean by this?
>>69143917
You should go back in time and make sure you can keep the original Senators so none of this would ever happen.
>>69143927
please be my girlfreind kippers ill buy uyou uggs
why are GMs paying players 90% of contracts as signing bonuses?
what's the fucking pint?
ehrhoff got $40M in 2 years, then didn't do shit any more and got bought out
>>69143899
>+-
GOALS IN GOALS OUT
>>69143200
delete this
>>69143953
GMs in hockey seem to be dumber than the other leagues by far.
>>69143610
>Karlsson - Wiercioch
>Karlsson - Borowiecki
>Karlsson - Cowen
Notice how almost none of these are when he's paired with Methot, and even when he turns it over he backchecks better than almost anyone, after already being on the ice for over a minute.
>>69143917
Why couldn't Melnyk have died last year. The sens would probably have an owner that wasn't a cheap jew right now
>>69143950
kippers is my gf already, we might go see fireworks tonight
>>69143927
le rebuilding and contending at the same time meme
>>69143983
Shoudn't have offered one of my kidneys
>but I really wanted season tickets
>>69143891
Or a wrecked car....
>>69144021
its a RE-TOOL
>>69143969
Because the GMs are usually former players full of concussions and bogged down with le old school gritty hokkei sensibilities. All the other sports have more suit GMs running things.
>>69143610
>Some faggot is so assblasted that Karlsson doesn't play for >his team that he made a compilation of his fuck-ups
My sides.
No one wants to sign for the Laffs because everyone hates that little (emphasis on Little) cunt Bitch Marner.
>>69144057
There's literally nothing wrong with the old school way of hockey.
>>69143953
gives them certain cap loopholes to work with, also the players get the money right away in one big cheque
>>69144048
>re-tool
>by getting worse players at high prices
bravo, bennig, bravo
>>69144057
>good players = bad management
>bad players = good management
>>69143645
>clots posed for another deep playoff run
Just kill me now. fuggggg
>>69144048
You re-tool when you actually have a core capable of doing something. When all you have is Edler/Tanev/Sedins, the benefit of improving the club is outweighed by the damage you do to your draft position.
And god forbid you don't actually trade those picks like Toronto did.
>>69144084
I always thought it was the cancerous fans and the sports media.
>>69144090
why would players try hard if they got front loads contracts?
i'm not going to go into corners and take risks at getting my head knocked off and getting injured for 500k a year after i already have $30M in 2 months
>>69143953
Expect a lockout in 2021 so these teams can buy their anchors out
>>69144113
If only this would apply to Marc ''Therrien still has a job'' Bergevin.
It's going to take a miracle to avoid a lockout next time the CBA is up.
whos trying to get their dick sucked
>>69144131
Media is as bad as Philly media during the Bryz era.
>>69143970
>take long ass shifts
>get caught up ice
t. 80s forward
>>69143969
I disagree. You should take a look at the NBA.
I think it's fairly comparable with the NFL. MLB is a lot more analytics driven so it's hard to really compare.
Can we admit that Tampa has won the offseason so far?
>>69144157
Seriously that's the number one problem why people don't want to sign in Toronto. They don't want to be insulted and treated like shit over every possible fuckup. They have to go day in day out hearing about how they suck.
>>69144151
>salary cap inflated beyond all hope
>bonuses
>""endorsements"" instead of salary
lockout is unavoidable
>>69139813
why should the cannucks or the oilers not let some nutty fag with brain damage run their FO if the cucks will make every single home game a sell out no matter how shit the FO is
>>69144128
NO
MUH DUCKS RETOOLED
MUH SCOUTING
calgary has the best off season of all canadian teams
>>69144189
Let's hope we at least get some games unlike last time.
>>69144187
>let me tell you about your team
>>69144194
hi sunbelt
>>69144186
>re-got all the same shitters that couldn't win no cup
:}
>>69144212
I like Calgary because they are inoffensive and they played in the South at one point.
>>69144160
>be on meme team where tired Karlsson is better than the bottom 4
>>69144212
low bar
If I ever saw Mitch Marner on the street, we would have some words. I would have some things to say to him.
>>69144212
meh, elliot is in his last years, tkachuk is overrated, and they still have anchors for defense
>>69144224
sun belt fag since 1998
>>69144245
i would give him a wedgie
>>69144224
>your
:{
>>69144186
>don't get cap fucked
>win
>>69144270
I shoot him.
>>69144270
I'd kick his ass
canadians hate tkachuk so bad lol can't wait for him to outscore loads of ontaria boys for years to come.
>>69144297
not hate, hes just overrated and slow
>>69144322 NEW THREAD MY FRIENDS
>>69144297
Might outscore some westerners or B.C. cucks but not proper ontario boys
>>69144336
NEW
>>69143917
>snes took blunden
FUCK GIVE HIM BACK REEEEE
>>69143193
>le holland faec
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