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kanadians are cancer of hockey -edition

PS. not oilers they are cool
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>yfwswtc
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>>69101696
Nice try, mongol

Ty to the preds for dealing with our nigger problems. Thank you for taking one for our team
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>>69101719
>s
>po
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>>69101696
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>>69101735
He seemed a little sadder than usual but he's always close to that anyway. He's not a media guy.
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go bruins! #bostonstrong
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Just got home. Have I missed any more crazy trades?
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>>69101879
pk is going to black all 3 of these chicks with his big fat house negro willy
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shit thread
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>>69101944
God damn, i'm jsut now realising there's MUCH less chance that PK will spread his baboon genes in a poor, airheaded french girl. Feels good man.
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>kanada
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>>69102000
haha yeah don't worry dude, your genepool will remain strictly middle eastern
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>>69101867
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>>69101867
Sweeney isn't going to do anything noteworthy this FA other than let Loui walk. 8th pick to the Bruins in 2017
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>>69102077
bourque dubs for truth
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>>69101944
that's ok, 2D>3D
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>>69101944
If there's any negro in this world with a tiny penis, it's definitely Subhuman
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>talks of Duchene for Lindholm
IS MURRAY OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND?
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>>69101785
>y
>f
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>>69101863

Yeah that's what I figured. I mean the trade is surreal to fans but imagine what it's like to the players
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>>69101879
Trade is great for the perds but losing your captain has gotta hurt.
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>>69102247
>fake stars poster
go away
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>>69102175
I bet his dick is huge and that's why all of his loser teammates didn't like him.
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>>69102232
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>>69102242
FLEECED
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>>69102288
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>>69102255
Fisher will be a good captain, especially after this yrs playoffs
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does anyone have the scrn cap from when gook moot said that people need to stop talking about sandwiches
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>>69102384
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I still haven't recovered from yesterday. I can't believe he's gone.
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Can some bro please post the webm of "Mr. Fuck you, fucking faggot"?
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>>69102517
whats with the blank photo frame
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I know my fellow Sens fans complain about the budget, but staying put might not be so bad this season.

Ottawa has 20 mil in cap space now. If they resign Hoff and Ceci, that about 9 or so mil spent. They'd probably have to save the other 11 for resigning Turris, Stone and Zibanejad when their contracts are up.
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>>69102366
I don't see them giving it to Fisher when he'll be gone in a year or two. Forsberg or Josi.
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>>69102422
thx :p
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>tfw Benning has managed to not do anything retarded these last 24 hours
>but free agency starts tomorrow
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>McKenzie/Lucic: Rumor out of EDM all week was seven-year deal, $42M. Unconfirmed rumor today could be as high as $6.5M per. #Oilers

wew
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>>69102546
the senators are a bust with a 4th forward D and a bunch of ahl forwards playing over their heads. bunch of good bad team players all over the place. a big meme that went too far
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>>69102592
bergevin is more retarded than benning confirmed
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>>69102422
>mfw literally making the japanese owner of a Taiwan nail filing tips and tricks discussion webpage mad at a Florida based grocery store sandwich
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>>69102649
>Chiarelli and Bergevin in a death struggle to see who can be the most retarded GM north of the border

Feels good
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>>69102647

>only made the playoffs that one time because of fucking hamburgers
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>>69102688
trading subban gave me legitimate suicidal thoughts last night. I'm still at a complete loss
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>>69102707
literal meme team
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>>69101696
>mfw
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>>69102064
>Quebec
>Middle eastern

''no''
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>>69102606
6.5 is a discount?
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>snes
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>>69102755
quebec is literally overflowing with muslims.
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>>69102535
I don't know m8, just saved it from someone

by the way, does nobody have andrew shaws fucking faggot webm?
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>>69102724
Please put those thoughts in action, nigger lover.
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>>69102688
Chiarelli bet his job on Larsson becoming a top pairing shut down guy, I can at least understand why he would take that risk.

Subban for Weber is a complete headscratcher that is obviously a terrible trade.
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>>69102764
who suggested that it was or that there would be one, an oilers fan on hf lol
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>>69102724
>>69102688
>>69102649

You guys are overreacting. It's not like he traded Subban for Dougie Hamilton or Beauchemin. Weber's still elite
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>>69102724
>keep Therrien
>trade away Subban for the broken-down corpse of Weber (signed until 2026)

Either Berg is the single most retarded GM in history, or Subban wanted the fuck out.

I mean, the only possible upside is that Weber's broken ass retires in a couple years and Nashville eats the early retirement penalty. But that's like one drop of possible intelligence in an overflowing bucket of retardation.

What the fuck
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>>69102844
bergevin got absolutely fleeced.
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>>69102838
Someone tweeted lucic would consider a team discount
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Oilers will make the western conference finals at the least they have the most memes per 60

t. The bean man
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>>69102798
''no''

I'll let it slide this time because you are an american and stupidity is your raison d'être, but Quebec is probably the least muslim place in NA . You get a few shit enclaves on the ANGLO side of montreal while 95% of the territory is untouched by mudslime filth.

The only place i see a lot of towelhead are the math department at my university, but then again they could just be Poo in the loo or Sikhs.
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>>69102879
subban's team and management wanted him out, according to everyone close to the organization who has commented on the situation and multiple former teammates who have anonymously spoken out.
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>>69102926
>le can't skate or score man
>Poopinajarvi
>McMeme

It's all coming together.
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>>69102926

But they didn't draft the Bean
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>>69102946
actually, quebec is legit full of muslims, to the brim. sorry not sorry. prove me wrong
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>>69102844
>Weber's still elite

He's falling off fast. And is signed at 8m/year for the next decade. And where the hell does he fit into DA SYSTUM?

>that next season projection

Fucking painful

>>69102955

Still, not even a couple of picks? It's an insult.
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I fucking hate Bergevin and would not mind if he got raped and murdered by a bunch of muslims, fuck bergevin I hope he dies.
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>>69102844
Weber is still good but he's not elite anymore.
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>>69101867

fuck I miss Boston, so comfy
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>>69103024
that pic is dumb because it doesn't take into account various extremely important metrics, but subban is the better player now and for the future. fleeced
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>>69102844
Weber is absolutely not elite anymore, and won't be for the next 11 years (which you have him under contract for)

You traded four years of Subban from 27-31 for 11 years of weber from 30-41
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>>69102926
>don't have the bean
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>>69103010
we got 1.5% mussies to the 1% of the united states.

Good thing being they are stuck in the libanese and adjacent quarter in montreal, with all the other shitskins.

You can continue trying, but it won't change the facts. It only make you look more and more retarded
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>>69103100
Devestating.
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>>69103024

>And where the hell does he fit into DA SYSTUM?

He fits into the system much better than PK, akshully

>>69102886
>>69103048

>more goals
>not a locker room cancer
>not a turnover machine
>hits a lot more

The only downside is that he's (only) 4 years older. Plenty of d-men were still very good well into their 30s
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>>69103100
Sure thing bud. How about we set a meetup next year to discuss the results ?
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>>69103100
>Weber is not elite anymore
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>>69103024
If weber just took slapshots at full power he'd be better. both him and chara are afraid to do it because they'll literally kill someone with their shots
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>>69103100

The way I see it, Weber may retire before that and Subban would have probably signed somewhere else when his current contract expires and they would have lost him for nothing. Not saying the Habs won the trade but there's absolutely no way they got "fleeced"
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>>69103100

Frogs on suicide watch
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>>69103169
>>not a turnover machine

Friend, he is a black fucking hole for possession and shots against. He scores slightly more goals, assists a whole lot less, but bleeds shots

And this is only the beginning of his decline, because at 31 with his playstyle he is beaten up to fuck

And he's signed for 10 more years
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>>69103242
>Get rid of cancer
>New recipient of said cancer imply WE are on suicide watch

How does the average USA-er even remember to not shit in his motorised trolley?
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>>69102341
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>>69103169
Weber was the third best defenseman on the Preds last season. Ekholm was better than him and not elite, therefore Weber is also not elite.

Players get old, it's not a big deal. He's still a good player. There's just no point in being delusional.
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>weber not elite
say that to his face, fuckers
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>>69103298
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>>69103169
actually, weber's dzone possession stats are worse than subban's

>hits more
lol what is this nhl 2006. bro his hit stat is like 98. don't be silly.

>locker room cancer
weird how well liked he is by so many people close to hockey, then. maybe the common denominator isn't the individual player since this has happened before with this mgmt staff and coach as well.

>more goals
not with the way the habs run their PP and not with how often they cycle the puc k low. familiarize yourself with the preds system vs. habs.

>he's only 4 years older
not only is that a massive 4 years in the modern nhl, but given weber's style of play and how he played last year, and based on other similar players radically declining both in athleticism and production around his age, it's a big factor. he is within his waning years, his decline. subban has entered his prime.

literally both the eyetest and metrics say subban is better. also, common sense with cursory knowledge of the sport

Fleeced.
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>>69101696
Good edition.
Thank god there are no shitty canadians on the glorious Peruvian's Ice Hockey League
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>>69103368
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>>69103279
>>69103299

I still think Weber will be a better fit in Montreal than PK. He's just what the team needs
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>>69103010
It's true that Canadian cities are infested with Muslims and other filth but Quebec has managed to avoid most of them. They're proud of their history and culture and will drive out anyone and anything that clashes with it.
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>>69103279
>>69103299
>>69103377
Frogs literally inconsolable. How can one team get SO fleeced?
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>>69103403
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>>69103377

>lol what is this nhl 2006. bro his hit stat is like 98. don't be silly.

He had like 60 more hits last year

>weird how well liked he is by so many people close to hockey, then. maybe the common denominator isn't the individual player since this has happened before with this mgmt staff and coach as well.

Either way, he was a distraction

>not with the way the habs run their PP and not with how often they cycle the puc k low. familiarize yourself with the preds system vs. habs.

The PP was shit but that's why they hired Kirk Muller. It's not gonna suck as much next year

>>69103377
>not only is that a massive 4 years in the modern nhl, but given weber's style of play and how he played last year, and based on other similar players radically declining both in athleticism and production around his age, it's a big factor. he is within his waning years, his decline. subban has entered his prime.

Anyway, they only need Weber for next 3-4 years, after that the "window" is closed and his age becomes irrelevant
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>>69103508
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>>69103461
it is literally covered in all kinds of muslims. j
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>>69103461
Soem random nut left some pig head on the door of the local '''''Mosque''''' ( it's a small underground room they rent that's litterally in the shadow of a old church ). Muslim at my job never actually meet the efficiency quota and get fired before they get into the union. Same with black people. Only permanent arab we got is an old Tunisian who fuckign despise Islam now and dropped out of it 20 years ago.
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>>69103511

>Montreal
>Cup window
Pick one
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Short term: trade is arguably even
Long term: trade favors Nashville

I wouldn't call it a fleece but the preds definitely won the trade. I'm gonna laugh my ass off if the same shit happens in Nashville. I'm not a habs fan BTW.
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>>69103560
Quebec here. I'll pick the Cup, thank you.
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>>69103560
seriously lmao. they cannot conceptualize that they just aren't good
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>>69103446
I think he'll probably be fine but it's possible that Josi was able to cover with him a lot too and that separation might kill him. It's different from losing Suter since Weber hadn't started actually declining then.
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>>69103610
But if Price is healthy they're literally the 2nd or 3rd best team in the east.
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>>69103642

As long as they are Price babbies, the Habs won't win shit. Same problem the >rags have - overly reliant on the goalie.
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What's /hoc/'s opinion on Hfboards?
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>>69103522
Not really. Quebec is fine and always will be. I'm from Toronto, a Muslim community even. They're godawful but they don't stray far from the GTA.
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>>69103571
i have yet to see a valid argument as to how it is even, considering that as many people have proven repeatedly in a multitude of ways, all the stats suggest subban is better right now and weber also looked straight up bad for long stretches last year, especially in the playoffs.
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>>69103619
Josi doesn't defend though
He is what everyone thinks karlsson is
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>>69103672
Silly opinions and autistic people.
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>>69103672

Even more retarded than /hoc/, except they aren't trying to be retards
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>>69103666
When you have the best goalie in the league you're always in contention.
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Price can't play well without me
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>>69103710
this shouldn't exist
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>>69103702

As we saw this year, an injury to Price and Montreal becomes a joke. I don't disagree that a healthy Price can carry the Habs deep in the playoffs but they will be lucky to even win the ECF as long as their strategy is "Pray to God Price doesn't give up more than one goal every night."
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>>69103682
t. ottawa casual who doesn't know anything about the sport outside of his ahl caliber roster
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>>69103710
Post Hall in a Devils jersey! I want to see how weird it looks
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>>69103743
I'm not arguing that. I'm not even a habs fan but price can literally steal a cup if he plays well.
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Who's the best player in the NHL
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>>69103772
boston did it with thomas pretty recently so yeah i agree
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>>69103560

I know, I know, I'm just quoting Bergevin lol. I'm just saying the core players are in their prime or will enter their prime in the next 3-4 years. After that, might as well rebuild from scratch
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>>69103710
>>69103771
Do it!
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>>69103761
Josi is terrible at defense
>MUH points
Not an argument
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>>69103794
You're a fucking retard if you though the only reason Boston won was because of Thomas.
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>Peter Chiarelli is now ruining another team's future
As a ruin's fan I'd laugh if we didn't have Sweeney picking up right where Chiarelli left off.
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>>69103761
Not that anon but

>Amerifat
>criticizing others for not knowing hockey

apex kek
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>>69103702
Their backup isn't good enough so any playoff game they play inevitably becomes a bowling match where Price is the only pin.
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>>69103849
He should have traded either Eberle or RNH for a defenseman. Not Hall.
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>>69103853
>suggesting to just bulldoze price and injury him
wew lad are you lucic
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>>69103849
If he did absolutely nothing to improve the defense that would be truly ruining the team. I'd rather he get bent over on a trade than sit idle.
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>>69103517
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>>69103837
>>69103852
josi is good defensively. prove me wrong
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>>69103846
yeah, bergeron and chara played out of their minds too, but thomas was the biggest reason ainec.
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>>69103882
I took some time to think about it and maybe we're over valuing Hall just a little bit.
I still think we need to trade all the kids except McDavid and load up on Defense.
>Trade kids
>Load up on Defense
>See if we still need better goaltending after that
>If not
>Stack the front with grinders and big bodies(a bunch of two-way forwards)
>Then watch us become God
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>>69103925
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>>69103926
Here's an example of Josi's lack of defense and focus toward offense.
Is he a great player? yes
Would I like him on my team? yes
Is he good defensively? not really
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>>69103771
>>69103836
Implying I contribute to society
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>>69103710

He looks so weird in that jersey. But it's the other way around

>>69103772

No
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One of the teams involved in a trade wins the cup.
Dubs decide who.
Frogs
Perds
Debbies
Deadmonton
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>>69103965
get out of here normie
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>>69103955
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>>69103957
he's above average and better than karlsson
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>>69103965
>reddit
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>>69104007
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>>69103949
Oh, yeah. Thomas was the biggest reason. But that team was solid as fuck.
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Is holland done if he strikes out during free agency again? Getting rid of pane of glass contract was magicalbut not even a shot at stamkos is a bad look
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>>69103975
Gonna go with Perds.
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>>69103672
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>>69104034
wish that hit killed him.
t. bruins fan
#bostonstrong
#dealerdonny
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>>69104007
timmies > dunkin shitnuts any day

poo in the loos are definitely shitting in that coffee. Every fucking dunkin I go to has some indian fuck I cannot understand.
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>>69103710
it looks shooped

at least now i know subban looks good in yellow
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>>69101867
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>>69103975
Devils so I can laugh my ass off at dedmonton
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>>69104067

they are Brazilian, not Indian

at least in Mass.

>>69104064

#Sweendog
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>Subban gives a bunch of money back to Montreal
>Montreal tells him "Fuck you"
Now he knows what it's like to be Alberta.
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>>69104073

>at least now i know subban looks good in yellow

#justno
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>>69104060
to me, that seems like hfboards is actually more knowledgable about hockey than the places that supported scott, who is a dangerous goon. m
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>>69104090
Where I live it is all poo in the loos. White people work at all the timmies I go to and I can understand them.
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>>69103672
good for a laugh after something happens
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>>69104067
>Tim Hortons
>hiring whites
kek. It's the same here lads, all mud people. Ol Tim's gotta be rolling in his grave.
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>>69104073
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>>69104012
Hes not.
Do you have any evidence besides the opinion of a nashville "fan"?
Here's another example with every defenseman to play more than 500 minutes this year
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>>69104122
oh yeah, so it is

the image isn't very clean, and subban doesn't look very big in the jersey
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>>69104119
And Subway
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>>69104119
sucks to be you because the ones where I live have all whites and a token black here and there kek.
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>>69104093

The joke didn't go over my head but please be aware that NHL hockey is first and foremost a business and the ultimate goal is the win the Cup (or at least make trades you think will help you win the Cup)

>>69104107

Autism

>http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1732533
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>>69104162
I bet you a dollar the Bills could have beaten the Stars if they were around.
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>>69104155
Why are you so autistic? Don't you have like 100,000 posts on this board too? Are they all as bad as this?
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>>69104119
Seriously, you white anglo lads should come over, help us buildoze the bridge to montreal island, and we could form a nice cool place around the saint lawrence with the maritimes. If you aren,t afraid of a bit of snow and low temperature we got plenty of space.

You'll learn the cussing soon enough, and that's a fine basis for communication
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>>69104075

DELET THIS
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>>69104192

lol

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/statistics/post-count/
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>>69104192
Lmfao
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Played with Nurse back in the day
>shitty camera edition
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>>69104194
Isn't it hard as fuck for US citizens to move to Canada? Maybe if I disguised myself as a refugee...
>>
dunks is better than tims.

-dunkies man
p.s. have a good one
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>>69104194
Yeah. I always respected Quebec for preserving their history and identity. I speak French already. German and Italian too cuz my grandparents.
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>>69104229
>disguised
But you're already brown, smelly, and uneducated.
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>>69104229
Nice joke, but no it's pretty easy, get a visa and after X many years you can apply for citizenship. Since you actually know one of the official language that'd be one less hurdle.
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>>69104220
No surprise Rbo is up there. Might be the only one more autistic
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>>69104075
edit this image out of your message right now. thank you
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>>69104224
Nice. Was he a dick on the ice back then?
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>>69104224
No.
Played Center. Dominated. Last place team. Left for Toronto.
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>>69104194
I actually would but fuck the immigration process bullshit desu. Don't hate it here enough to bother.
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How you holding up bros?
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>Krug 4x5.25 contract
Eh little too expensive 4m would of been better.
>Siedenberg bought out
THANK YOU BASED MADMAN
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>all those >hasb fans who think Bergevin didn't fuck up
>mfw the Montreal media thinks this shitty team became Stanley Cup contenders

Bergevin was able to produce one huge meme in one fell swoop. I'm impressed.
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>>69104220
>Kippers and 4 /trb/ posters in the top 6

/hoc/ and /trb/ are truly the most autistic threads on this board and I'm proud to be part of them.
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remember when subban used to play for the habs lol
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>>69104391
most habs fans have condemned the trade, as has the media
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>>69104365
wanna die, you?
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>>69103975
Oil
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>>69104365

Pretty good. I was never a huge PK Subban fan anyway
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>>69104391
All those other leaf retards that DIDN'T watch Subban being a Chimp

WIth 30 minutes ice time and 82 games, That's 41 hours of chimping.

Nashville is finished.
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>>69104220
tfw spencer would've been number 2 (or number 1 by now) if he didn't get bullied off 2.5 years ago
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>>69104387
>Siedenberg
seidenberg

>would of
would have
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>>69104421
same

it's almost 8, going to start drinking soon
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>>69103975
Perds
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>>69104429
Fuck off racist
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>>69103975
habs fan but preds
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>>69104449
thanks for correcting me friend.
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>>69104391

You have no idea what you're talking about

>>69104399

What is /trb/

>>69104402

I'm think of snagging a Subban jersey on clearance for when he inevitably comes back near the end of his career
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>>69103975
turds dynasty 16,17,18,19,20,21,22
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>>69104429
fan of the guy or not, >we got absolutely hosed in that trade and the team will suffer in the long term as a result
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>>69104387
Sweens negotiating with JML.

>kill me now
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>>69104429
Too much soul for the gay frenchies
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>>69104439

Yeah he was fun

>>69104456

>implications
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>>69104399
MiniFridge makes Kippers look like the most intelligent poster there is. That dude legitimately has something wrong with him.
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fucking ken holland cant do anything right
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>>69104484

No
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>>69104439
>2.5 years ago

Holy shit has it been this long? I miss him so much
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>>69104520
Nice cropping skills
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>>69104399
Kippers has the benefit of joining like 7 years ago and not fucking leaving, while everyone else from that era except maybe Sneak has actually moved on with their lives.

>>69103169
How the fuck did you convince yourself PK had to be a cancer when the problem is clearly Therrien. There's a reason Pittsburgh gave up on him too. Dumbasses like Therrien and Torts run themselves out of places for reasons, grown men get fucking sick of them.
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>>69104494
please god no why lmao whyyyy for what purpose. jesus fucking christ i hope a meteorite hits me and turns me into dust. jdimsa>>69104484
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>>69104532
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>>69104553
>this picture isn't shooped

holy shit
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>>69104553
why does he look like he smoked some dank kush before he went up.
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>>69104481
1 more roll
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>>69104540

I miss OG Sean tbqh. The one who used to call people mongrels and posted the ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
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>>69104553
This Soup Can will never play in the show again
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>>69104387
I'm quite happy with the Krug deal. Needed to lock up a fucking defenseman. A bit more money than the Vatanen deal but that's okay.
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>>69104533
>worse by every advanced metric
>4 years older
>longer contract
>already declining at 30

if bergevin wasn't 'shopping' PK Subban as he said, it should've taken more than a move that's lateral at best to get rid of him
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>>69104569

He looks depressed because he was drafted by the Broons ;^)
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>>69104579
tfw miss hotlanta (3.5 years ago)

he still posts so it's all good
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>>69104439
>getting bullied off 4chan

kek
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>>69104220
>cest

Maybe the only good thing about /sp/ moderation desu. Drove that faggot away from here.
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>>69104520
>food on the guinea pig
why
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>>69102926
gretzky wasted his career there
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>>69103975
devs
>>
-hall
-korpse

+larsson
+lucic
+demers
+pulju

the oilers are a vastly superior team than a year ago, anyone who thinks chiarelli is a madman isnt very smart, hes building a competitive team, he actually had the balls to do what everyone else was too afraid to even consider
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>>69104553
he's crying because when he got on stage, sweeney, who was not yet gm, immediately tried to offer him a 6 year extension at 5.5aav and said "i won't budge on it, so don't even try tricking me wise guy" and he knew right away the direction this organization was headed
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>>69104633
MEME MAGIC PLS
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Now that finally some trip bros appeared

Does anyone of you have the webm of Andrew "Mr. Fuck you, fucking faggot, Shaw?
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>>69104633
!!! Fukken devils
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>>69104605

>muh nerd stats
>ok I'll give you that one
>it's a good thing if he's good tho. They would have lost PK to free agency anyway
>what if it was just an off year

I want this fleeced meme to stop
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>>69104590
Ehh
If we get Krug a proper line mate he'd be fine.
>>69104609
>>69104609
Weren't the Subban's Montreal fans growing up.
I'd cry if I was drafted by Montreal.
>>69104612
>>69104579
>Sensiblebostonfag will never come back
>he was actually smart about hockey
>he made everyone butthurt with the fucking pony train after every Bruins win during the 2012-2013 season

;_; I miss him bros

Also Remember Game 7 Maples Leafs vs Boston
>as soon as Bergeron won the thread was deleted
>the state of Sean
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>>69104551
Because our FO is full of low functioning autists.
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>>69104648
Of course they'll be a better team, but certainly not because of that Hall trade.
>>
>>69104612

I haven't seen him in such a long time. He was a good poster, almost always on topic and pretty cool
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>>69104520
Oi, he dumped the contract. Now he needs to pick up some dank free agents.
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Henrique is cringy as fuck

https://youtu.be/8XAVp3FqtJs
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i said this once before in here, but i seriously had a dream that milan lucic signed with the devils like a few months ago.
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>>69104682

Yeah PK's dad was a Habs fan. So was Kadri
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>>69104682
>line mate
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>>69104648
>Pulju
credited to Columbus' incompetence

>lucic
that's going to be an awful, awful contract

>demers
he's not going to the oilers

>larsson
luke schenn v.2

can't wait for the flames to make the playoffs while the coilers are in the basement by december yet again
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>>69104724
>isis
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>>69104752
i cant wait for poodrow to get lined up at center ice and have his career ended
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>>69104752
>laffs
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>@fan960boomer Source told me today the Oilers are in "balls deep" on Lucic. Another suggested Oil have offered max term (7 yrs) and neighborhood of 7m per

J U S T
U
S
T
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>>69104769

It's funny cause no one in Montreal would ever be a Laffs fan
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>>69104633
>rags btfo again
Meme magic
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>>69104799
i literally said the oilers will sign him for 7x7.5

it'll happen
>>
>>69104799
>i make things up for twitter followers
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>>69104703
he is still keeping jimmy coward, he cant pick talent to save his life, and the datty contract move to arizona was practically charity
>>
>>69104799
>7x7
HOLY
FUCK
WHY
>>
>>69104774
gaudreau's better than anyone on your roster
>>
>>69104857
>Jimmy "five hole" Howard
desu >we don't need to get rid of him and mrazzle-dazzle hasn't proven he's a starter yet. I'd trade if it was worth it, but there's no need to do it yet
>>
>>69104799
he's literally not even good anymore, why
>>
i hope john michael liles gets kidnapped by islamic radicals and is never seen again
>>
Lucic has scored above 2.0 P/60 three of the past four seasons and has a positive impact on possession. He's a 1st line winger.
>>
OUR

FUCKING

YEAR
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>>69104880
>le stickhandle manlet
>good
lmfao
>>
>>69104928
he's gonna score 20 goals 2 more times and have meme fights then dustin brown for 5 years. absolutely horrendous. guy was a beast for about 5 years but it's over. why don't gms learn from examples like penner and brown lol
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>>69104799

>(7 yrs) and neighborhood of 7m per
>>
Incarcerated Bob IBN @incarceratedbob
**BREAKING NHL NEWS**
Frans Nielsen will sign with Detroit Wings (July 1st)
Sources stating deal is done. Rumors @ ibnsportswrap.com/nhlRumors.php
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>>69104945
talk to me on year 3 of his contract when he gets buried in bakersfield
>>
>>69104946
powt >yfw Carrey gets injured during meme tourney
>>
>>69104945
nobody actually thinks he's bad except butthurt frogs but he's due for a decline. signing him long-term at this stage is foolish.
>>
>>69104880
I've seen Calgary fans legitimately say Gaudreau is in the same tier as McDavid.
>>
>>69104974
this basically.
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>>69104992
shouldnt you be doing something more important right now? seeing as your from the future and all
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>>69105021
One of them is literally called Johnny Hockey and it's not McDavid
>>
>tfw """"""""""advanced""""""""" stats are a meme and only work in theory
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>>69105049
>mfw he stole that nickname from some NFL fag that calls himself Johnny Football
>mfw he fucking TRADEMARKED the nickname
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>>69105039
no I already fucked your mother and sister
Signing him long term is a huge mistake
>>
>>69105021
drouin is better than gaudreau
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>>69105010

He's not necessarily bad. He's a legit chimp tho
>>
>>69105073
have you ever been so mad that you decided all objective tools of measurement was wrong cause you didn't like the results.

have you ever been this FLEECED?
>>
>>69105090
One of them is literally called Johnny Hockey and it's not Drouin
>>
>>69105089
wow i didnt know they signed him yet, any other revelations?
>>
>>69105105
idk. montreal had a chimp shadow him and all it did was cause him to score a goal. i think he's smarter than the average chimp, but as a habs follower, i conceide that you're intimately familiar with primate behavior, moreso than i.
>>
>>69105110

Leave me alone, I'm still in denial

>>69105182

Are you talking about Emelin?
>>
>>69105208
Probably Laraque, dummy.
>>
>>69104991
inb4 Holland gives him $65 million for 7 years
>>
>>69105182
yeah but then montreal had another chimp shadow him and it made lucic into an even bigger chimp and just made montreals chimp score

t. bruins fan who had to watch lucic turn into a gorilla in the handshake line for no reason
>>
>>69105298
nielsen's underrated but he's kinda old
>>
>>69105308
i think all high t athletes chimp out sometimes
>>
>>69105309
And that's exactly the kind of player that Kenny H loves to overpay. I just hope he does it for a shorter contract.
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>>69105126
Didn't say that, fagito
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>Habs sign Lucic
>Habs sign Ladd
>Become pseudo-Kings team in the East
>Win an ugly, ugly cup without Subban
>Therrien's face when
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>>69105377
let me tell you, my froggy friend: there is no such thing as an ugly cup. don't let le bleu blanc et rouge brainwash you. there is winning hockey and there is losing hockey. habs have been playing losing hockey for quite some time, now.
>>
>>69105377
Lucic will never sign with the habs since the locker room would not put up with him one bit.
>>
>>69105508
>Emelin getting traded july 1
>Weise gone
>Subban gone
>Gally is his bro

it was reported today that montreal is going hard for him.
>>
>>69105562
I still don't think Lucic would go.
If he does he does. But I don't think he will.
>>
>>69105562
Milan "I'm going to fucking kill you" Lucic
>>
>>69105562
Anytime people refer to "the locker room" I like to imagine it as some sort of ritual chamber where hockey shamans do win dances around the team.
>>
>>69105377
Ladd to the Islanders seems kind of done. Apparently his visit went well.
>>
>>69105662
>get wined and dined
>free shit

how could he have a bad time?
>>
>>69105712
He could have seen the rink
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>>69105765
Not all of it
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>>69105765
>>
>>69105377
>Ladd
>Lucic
>Weber
>all signed for long term heavy contracts

Have fun in 2-3 years when your team is full of 6mil+ players that can't skate.
>>
>>69105298
I'm betting it will be a 5.5mil cap hit for 6 years, so 33mil.
>>
>>69105920
I never said I liked it.
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lehkonen will fix the habs

lehkonen will fix everything
>>
>>69106003
he's pretty dope. Who is better right now: him, hudon or andrighetto?
>>
>>69106003
>managing to draft the only 1st-2nd round finnish bust since 2010
Möntreaal känädiens bravo
>>
>>69105956
>5.5 cap hit
I could live with that
>6 years
Ehhh not too hot about that desu, I was hoping maybe 3
>>
>>69106003
You win with finns, unless you're from canada
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>tfw no stamkos news
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>>69104992
>>69105089
He's only 28. So assuming he gets a 6 year deal at 6mil per, then he will only be 34 when the deal is over. He has already gone further than Brown without regressing (started at 28) and he is definitely more legit than a Bickel type (depth meat head). Comparing him to Hartnell is more close to the truth. Hartnell is 34 now and still put up decent numbers last year on a shit Columbus team. Lucic should be fine for another 5-7 years at least. Ladd is the player people should watch out for.
>>
>>69106039
>implying
>>
>>69106060
>doubting the meme power of pulju
don't make the mistake lad
>>
>>69104799
So he'd be 35 in his last year? Not too bad.

The Oilers recently bought out Korpikoski so it looks like they are making room for a big signing, adding that to the 2mil saved on the Hall for Larsson trade. Fayne (4mil) might be bought out too if they can manage signing Demers, but I'm betting he stays for added depth on the back ends right side. Yakupov should be moved at some point though. Anyone hoping their team takes a chance on the Russian Sniper?
>>
>>69106052
But he could probably get more elsewhere, so a 5 or more year term is probably needed to get him.
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Oilers Training Camp list announced

There'll be a 4v4 game on July 6, same as last year. Save the date for some Gold Standard™ Meme Hockey.

>Pulju v Caggiula
>>
>>69106245
pulju is recovering from the surgery so he's not playing. He said that he's there though just hanging around or smth
>>
So who's going to be the surprise expansion draft player?
>>
>>69106340
matt carle to vegas
>>
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>>69106245

>tfw I'm older than every single one of these players
My life has been wasted
>>
>>69106064
RIP this meme
>>
>>69106245
There's more non contracted/prospect players than actual Oiler players/prospects. Pretty memey.
>>
>>69106352
Just got bought out. What about Orpik or another Caps dman? They can't protect them all unless they cough up a forward with the 4-4 scheme.
>>
>>69106372
Same lad
You down for a double sudoku?
>>
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>>69105765
To meet the NYI most loved family member, HONKY TONKY, brought to you by Honda

Honky Tonky, gets payed to block your view for seats you payed your monthly income for
>>
>>69106245
Anyone know if Nick Ellis is for real? What are the odds he can be a backup next season?
>>
>>69106551
i got it lad, john scott as team captain
>>
>>69106565

Dank /hoc/ memes keep me going, so as long as they stay potent I can march onward
>>
>>69106708
Hockey's getting huge in China, apparently. You could go there and teach English during the week, hockey on weekends and have a fucking great time hunting for nip tang.
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>>69106245
The only ones with a chance to hit the actual camp are Caggiula, Puljujarvi, Russell, Lagesson, Jones, Bear and Ellis.

>>69106594
I could see him challenging Brossoit for starts in Bakersfield but not in Edmonton.
>>
>>69106708
kek glad to see someone saved my screenshot
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>>69106708
Because all memes deserve a bit of Bill.
>>
>>69106745

But all the NHL games would be on at retarded times because of timezone differences
>>
>>69106800
So who gets the backup role then? Do the Oilers sign somebody this offseason?
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>remembering the good times
>>
>>69106800
Also
>Russell
Damn it's hard to keep track of the new names signed on this offseason. Hopefully at least 1 of them can make it on the roster.
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>Montreal
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>>69106039
finn friend, have you seen peter cehlarik or viktor steen at all?
>>
>>69106975
It's okay leafbro, the Frogs are currently on suicide watch. Even if the year is bad we can sleep soundly knowing the Canucks made the worst trade in NHL history
>>
Is Juuse Saros going to be the next great finnish goal?
>>
more like montrealol lol
>>
looch will be going to dallas imo. they will be sending a wing to tbl for bishop along with niemi
>>
>>69107158
Goalie
>>
>>69107200
goaler
>>
>>69107211
Fuck sakes
>>
>>69107158
>finnish goalteding
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>>69106973
My guess is the Oilers will sign Chad Johnson or Al Montoya to a 1 year deal. Johnson having the upper hand due to previously playing under Chiarelli.

>>69106987
Russell is an underrated pick up. Bakersfield is looking loaded right now.
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>>69106963
Exact 12 hour difference. Hope your a morning person. Get up at 8 to watch a game.
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>>69107260
lol
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>it's another ottawa sits tight with their mediocre roster offseason

We mediocre now and always
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>>69107030
>tfw you're a ruins fan in Vancouver

Frogs on suicide watch is basically the only thing keeping me going.
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>>69107313
Hoffman and Stone will hit 60 points + production from Ryan

Weakest division in the league too. Might be bound for a berth.
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>>69107342
donny is gonna go wild tomorrow and thia weekend. i feel it.
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>>69107363
Yeah okay
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>>69107363
>hoffman
I'm still pessimistic as fuck and expect him to leave
>booby ryan
lel
>playoff berth
and then immediately get bounced by a good team once again securing status of mediocrity
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>>69107368
Wisniewski, Liles, Russell and Kelly for 4/4 each. Just watch.
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>laffs
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>leafs unable to buyout Cowen because of injury reasons

kek
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>>69107509
>liles
That timid little bitch is still playing?
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>>69107531
He was probably the best dman for the ruins last year.
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>>69107509
i wouldn't even be totally shocked, just a little bit shocked.

i see him signing schultz. i hate him to death.
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>>69107531
he and krug were the best D down the stretch for >us last year. that's how depleted and incompetent this d-core is.
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I'm scared guys. I probably won't wake up before everything goes down tomorrow so it will all hit me at once
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>>69107634
>>69107670
I guess that shows you how many ruins games I watched last season. But liles is pretty shit.
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You feel you lose for Oilers fans

>lost at McDavid comment
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Any guesses where Okposo lands? Anyone heard anything?
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>>69107681
At least your team is in a better position than it was 48 hours ago.

>>69107637
Fuck Schultz.

>>69107708
Goes to show how fucked our d core is.
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>>69107726
goddamn
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>>69107726
I feel nothing anymore. The rebuild has hardened my heart.
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>>69107726
Why do I keep hearing he's locker room cancer? I'm not an oiler fan but from the outside he seems like a pretty hard working guy who was drafted into a fucking shit situation.
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>>69107810
when a team gets rid of a good player they can't say they got rid of him cause he's bad, so they say well, he was bad, but he was bad in secret in places and ways you couldn't possibly see him being bad. just trust us.
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>>69107167
I don't see Dallas getting Bishop. What could they possibly offer that would make sense? If they do get Lucic, then they still have a weak ass blue line. Losing Goligoski and Demers leaves them with hardly three NHL dmen.
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>>69107810
It's a media driven narrative to explain why the Oilers lose
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>>69107807
Atleast we still have Dr. Drai

>>69107810
All that most people (even in Edmonton) see in him is the continual losing. He wears a lot of those losses on his sleeve and takes it to heart often showing poor body language in blowouts. I don't blame the guy, he was never given a chance to flourish in Edmonton. He became the player he is in SPITE of the shit tier management.

I hope he lights it up with the Devils.
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>>69107260
I don't trust NCHC stats tbqh. Too often those older players put up nice looking stats in their senior years and then are never able to elevate their game to the NHL level. I'd be happy if just one of those signings pans out as a regular, not necessarily great, on the team.
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>>69107313
Should have traded Karlsson for Seabrook.
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>>69107745
Apparently a lot of devlel cucks have been saying theyd pick him up. i could kinda see it happening but i dunno with the hall thing
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>>69107745
Depending who they trade, I could see the mild going for him.
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>>69107681
Don't worry Oiler bro. They will sign Lucic for 100mil at 10 years and also steal Demers for 80mil at 10. Our team is going to be unreal for the next 10 years.
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Who is ready for Jim Benning to sign Darren Helm to a 6 year deal tomorrow?
>>
reichsaitl
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>>69107745
Probably with the Ducks.
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>>69107810
I have a friend who knew Hall when he played for the spits and he has always been kind of a shithead with a big ego.
>>
I have to admit, I enjoyed Alberta when I went there. It reminded me of the South, just on the prairie.
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>>69108094
it seems more likely to me that your friend is a big fag
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>>69108140
Alberta is one of the best places in North America. I'm still mad that it wasn't until about my 10th trip to Cucknada. For work I had only ever been to Toronto, Vancouver, Windsor, Montreal and QC. All shitholes.

Calgary was a fun town.
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>>69108182
The only shit hole you mentioned is Windsor. The rest are fine.
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>>69103810
>Jon
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>>69108182
i love montreal every time i visit it
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>>69108182
Montreal is fucking awesome so long as you ignore their shitty hockey team. Vancouver is fucking awesome so long as you're rich and ignore their shitty hockey team. Fuck the rest.
>>
Anybody want Backes on their team at 4-5mil for 5years?
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>>69108289
I live about 3 hours south if Montreal and the scuttlebutt around here is that it's a good place to get hookers. Can anybody verify this?
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it's the lightnings year lads
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>>69108289
>shitty

It's like you don't even know that this year is our year
>>
The Bruins are absolutely preparing an offersheet. Not sure who for, but it is still most likely for Trouba.
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>>69108324
If you need to get hookers while in Montreal, you're ugly as fuck and probably severely autistic. Picking up girls in Montreal is like playing tennis with the net down.
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>>69108348
dom from hfboards said a player agent told him about the seidenberg buyout and the bruins offersheet and was very firm and confident about both. the seidenberg part just came true, so i'm prone to believe the offersheet rumor too.
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>>69108348
Who are the other RFA's they could target? I've only heard about Trouba like he's the only one or something.
>>
GAME
you can take any player in the league and add them to your team. it doesnt necessarily have to be the best player to fit your team right now, it could be a player you really like and would like to see play for your team.
>what team?
>what player?
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>>69108418
Avs
Doughty
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>>69108418
Edmonton
The Mexican Bean Burrito Deluxe, fresh off his James Norris win.
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>>69108411
It would be for Trouba. He instantly becomes their best Defenseman, too. He's a stud. Not sure I like the price, which would be four first rounders and I believe an AAV of 7.8M.

That said, players like Trouba are hard to come by.

I would do it.
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>>69108418

Canucks
Subban
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>>69108418
Blots
OEL
>Hedman OEL line
pure boner fuel.
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>>69108348
Leverage the future for right now! Hooray!

>>69108339
I'm sure every newspaper in the city will shove it in my face tomorrow.

>>69108418
>ruins
>Kopitar
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>>69108418
Florida
I'm bring back Kulikov. Fuck you Rowe.
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>>69108418
bruins
mcdavid
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>>69108418
>laffs
>ekblad
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>>69108485

True, this year is likely to be the our yeariest our year of all our years in 4+ decades of our years

>mfw
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>>69108418
Ekblad
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>>69108485
Trouba is a very young potential franchise defenseman. Those are borderline impossible to come by. They also have made 4 picks in the first round over 2 drafts.

If their staff sees him as the franchise D he's projected to be, then I don't know about it being leveraging the future. It's kind of the opposite, in a sense.
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>>69108533
Trouba isn't as good as you think m8.
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>>69108418

>Ducks
>McMeme
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>>69108466
So they'd give up 4 first rnd picks and have a cap hit of 9mil just so they can get Trouba? Sounds like the dumbest GM move in hockey history. Trouba is a top 4 guy, he will never be a top 2. They should focus their efforts elsewhere.
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>>69108549
Everyone I've talked to about him, a couple of whom I trust a lot, are very high on him. You're the exception, ofc.
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>>69108520
Plan the riot?

>>69108533
4 first rounders, which given the current lineup are going to be high picks and immediately making him the highest paid player on the team. Hell of a fucking risk.
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>>69107745
Detroit
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>>69108626

The VICTORY riot
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>>69108533
Trouba has potential, but so does Yakupov...
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>>69108603
Multiple guys have said to me that he has the makings of a number 1. A few of them haven't steered me wrong before. Have to doubt your ability to evaluate him because of that, sorry.
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>>69108636
Was sad until I saw the heavy titted MILF! my god I want to milk those fat tits!
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>>69108652
Nice neme
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>>69108637
Either way, I hope the riot happens near a place I can loot a new TV.
>>
Oilers are making the offs next season lads
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>>69108636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG5D8XYmrG0
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>>69108577
lmao if looch gets 7 milly i will post my stinky little pecker her tomorrow

-stinky little pecker boy
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>>69108679
>electronics
>downtown

That'd have to be one hell of a victory riot
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>>69107726
Why do hockey fans always give unimaginative, cheesy nicknames like "Hallsy"?
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>>69108652
I've watched a few Jets games and he never impressed me that much. He has all the physical attributes, but lacks the hockey sense needed to be considered a top 2 defender. He reminds me alot of Eric Brewer when he was still with Edmonton; seemingly capable of great things, but never rising to his potential. I get that he's still young and has potential, but to give up that much and pay out that much, you need to be damn sure that player is going to turn out. Making this move would be the most desperate thing a GM has ever done, and Bruins fans would rue the day forever.
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>>69108707
Bars have TVs.

>>69108709
PCS
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>>69108690
Thanks for the support, but you can't get my hopes up. Optimism is no longer a reality.

>>69108692
Is 1mil more than his last contract really that big of a deal? Hell, the 10mil Kopitar contract is more outrageous than that.
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>>69108730
>looting a TV from a bar

That is wrong on so many levels, starting with the idea of trying to steal from a room full of riotous drunks and pissed-off bouncers
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>>69107530
Pretty sure his contract ends this season anyways. He's listed as a free agent on spotrac.
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why did he do it /hoc/?
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>>69108772
Where's the fun at looting a TV store?
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>>69108807
because he's clueless
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>>69108772
>thinking anything posted here is serious in any way
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>>69108692
>>69108763
I want the Oil to go after Demers, Schultz(try him one more time), and Schenn. It would be awesome if they got Hamonic but that won't happen.
I want them to stack D now.
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>>69108819
>has never looted a TV store before

Don't be so closed-minded

>>69108836
>not being absolutely fucking serious at all times when posting on a Bhutanese funereal rites papyrus inscription board
>>
regarding the offersheet talk, sweeney would be offersheeting at 9.3m just so wpg would have to match it or attempt to trade him to boston and gain assets instead of losing him and getting only picks. what sweeney is doing is pretty fishy given the cba and how rfa works as it stands. so what sweeney would be doing is offersheeting for 1 year at an absurd price so that wpg, who is likely just an unwilling trade partner, will not be able to match it given their internal cap and plans for the future.

what he is doing is iffy. it could be construed as tampering if he has a hush hush agreement to sign trouba to a long term contract for much less than 9m after the initial offersheet. and that is the belief by many right now.

its a bullshit goon thing to do by a bullshit goon gm and it should be against the rules, and probably will be.made so if he does it.

its a really shitty thing to do.
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>>69108858
Schultz ain't going back there bud.
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>>69108901
I wonder if they could get that Tyson Barrie kid
>>
i dont think fins are very good posters
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>>69108807
poor man got bullied by Poile, never had a chance
>>
https://twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/748719458944950272

>--George Richards-- @GeorgeRichards 30m30 minutes ago
>--George Richards-- Retweeted Ralph Lucarella
Two forwards in the works. Sources say #FlaPanthers out of Kyle Okposo Derby
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>>69108865
stfu nerd
>>
>>69108798
Nope

He's on the books for one more year at a 3.1 million cap hit
>>
Which team is going to fuck themselves over signing Kris Russel to a 6 year 5.5 AAV deal?
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>>69108865
How is that fishy? Extend him so he doesn't hit the FA market or get 4 first round picks or trade him and get assets.
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>>69109095
Stars.
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>>69109095
laffs
>>
>>69109095
>ruins

Madman Sweeney was already kicking the tires on that waste of a roster spot at the trade deadline.
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>>69109131
we dont do that anymore, they are just gonna sign some reclamation projects to 1 year contracts and hope to flip them at the deadline for 5th rounders

they even tried to jew stamkos into signing a 3.5 mil a year marketing deal ffs
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>>69109165
Also Sweeney is looking to establish himself as number one retard again
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>>69109165
prob. and liles. lol.
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>>69109221
Bergevin and Chiapet have proven to be bigger idiots than Sweeney.

That doesn't sit well with Sweeney. He must be king retard, no matter the cost.
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>>69109265
patience lad, sakic and roy have yet to show us what's up their sleeves
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>>69109265
You forgetting about Rowe.
>traded away two top 4 D-men for a bag of pucks
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>>69109281
>>69109265
Are half the GMs in the league actually retarded?
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>>69109183
I'm inclined to believe you but you never know with the laffs. Maybe they'll sign him to be that guy they flip later on.
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>Charles Wang is no longer the majority owner of the Islanders
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best uni's in the league tbqhwy
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>>69109325
I'm usually a bigger fan of the away jerseys but I'm pretty stoked to get myself the home one next season.
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>>69109265
you're forgetting benning
>>
let's add this up
Retarded:
Benning
Kekalinen
Sweeney
Chiarelli
Lamorello
Bergevin
Sakic
Sather (not technically GM)

I know I am missing
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>>69109325
you the guy that was asking when they go on sale a few days ago?

september is what i read earlier
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>>69109427
Yeah, Tom Rowe.
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>>69109312
>geniuses
shero
bowman
hextall
chevaldayoff
yzerman


>average/jury out
both murrays
chayka
lou
treliving
nill
rowe
lombardi
snow
poile
dorion
maclellan
armstrong
gorton
francis
wilson

>actual morons
bergevin
sakic
sweeney
chiarelli
benning
jarmo

did i forget anyone?
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>>69109460
Tallon
>>
there are only like 4 good gms by my count
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>>69109325
Actually is pretty nice desu. I like the bloos home the most but I'm a bloos fan so it doesn't count
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>>69109478
he's good but I'll file him under 'average'
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>>69109460
bump poile up
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>>69109450
Even though he is hemorrhaging defensive depth, that gudbranson trade was a win IMO
>>
sweeney is a genius, we just won't know it for another 2-3 years.
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>>69109496
poile's getting there

he fleeced two shit-tier GMs though, not exactly hard
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>>69109460
How is Shero such a good GM? Hasn't he only been doing this shit for like 10 years?
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>>69109381
He had so much promise, too.

>>69109312
It's a prerequisite for the job. You have to fail an IQ test and be woefully unable to understand asset management.
>>
>WOW, hearing Duchene+Landeskog could both be shipped out.

>WOW, hearing Duchene+Landeskog could both be shipped out.

>WOW, hearing Duchene+Landeskog could both be shipped out.

>WOW, hearing Duchene+Landeskog could both be shipped out.

>WOW, hearing Duchene+Landeskog could both be shipped out.
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>>69109460
>cheveldayoff
...what? what move makes him a genius?

also hextall has had to buy out too many players (acquired himself) for him to be on the genius list
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>>69104365
fml senpai
I don't even watch hockey that much I just came to sp cause I'm sad hes going
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>>69109507
show your work

sweeney is a moron
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>>69109541
>no the coach isn't he problem
Slavalanche relocation when
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>>69109535
shero only won one cup during the prime of crosby and malkin
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYgQ_fU7O3k
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>>69109541
Avs are literally going to out-do everyone being mentioned as a madman in this thread.


Who said this?
>>
>>69108418
Senators
Mcdavid
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>>69109503
Guddy was one thing. Moving Kulikov for basically nothing is another. I'll never forgive him for that.
>>
>>69109541
le whom have sayed this?
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>>69108418
leafs
letang
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>>69109565
>mfw teams would rather trade their best players than hire a good coah
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>>69108418
Habs
Subban
>>
Habs current D

Markov-Weber
Beaulieu-Petry
Emelin-Pateryn
Barberio

fast teams are going to absolutely rape them
>>
Could this be the most pivotal offseason of the decade?
>>
>>69109652
Beau and Petry are fast. Sergachev will play in the NHL this year.
>>
>>69109597
>not choosing Ekblad
>>
sergachev waited for mcavoy to finish signing autographs at the draft and introduced himself and charlie gave him a big hug and apparently they exchanged some lost in translation words right into each other's ears

2 men who are going to have to learn to hate each other soon
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>>69109733
mcavoy will bust though
>>
>>69109752
sergachev will bust, however
>>
>>69109677
so they'll get raped for the two thirds of the game those guys aren't on the ice

and no he won't
>>
>>69109652
if Therrien isn't completely retarded Beaulieu will be paired with Weber and Markov with Petry
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>>69109701
just like watching letang more
him and rielly playing together would be cool, he was his favourite player growing up
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>>69109760
>and no he won't

explain
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>>69109752
>>69109759
This was fun.
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>>69109788
>if Therrien isn't completely retarded
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Give me ONE good reason why da system won't work this year.
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>>69109852
because all of your players are a bust and weber is the only player in the league older than artemi panarin
>>
>>69109852
>don't face The Skating Holocaust until February

I can't
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>>69109839
I'm well aware he is, but on the super off chance he isn't
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>>69109852
Price gets concussed taking a Weber slapper to the head in warm up
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>>69109792
needs to do a ton of work in the dzone, you really don't expect therrien to play an 18 year old defender do you?
>>
>>69109908
I do but he'll play him as a 4th line winger first and slowly transition him to D after his ELC expires
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>>69109953
>he'll play him as a 4th line winger first and slowly transition him to D after his ELC expires

that literally never happens you dumb fucking frog
>>
>>69110010
Boychuk started as a forward.
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>>69110010
it was a joke retard
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>>69109908
he played an 18-year old second round bust (Jacob De La Rose) so anything is possible
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>>69110062
burns and buff too
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>>69110147
>literally never happens
>>
new

>>69110272
>>69110272
>>69110272
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>>69108418
IsLels

Rick DiPietro
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>>69108418
Mild
Literally any first line center
I'd really like Pavelski
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>>69103292
>thinking only the US hates the frogs

Nah, Quebec is a cesspool, and anything there deserves to die.
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