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What will happen to Lucic?
edmonton made a good trade
I keep forgetting Stamkos signed. Too much trade memeing.
>>69067779
Too many memes this off-season. I need to nap.
>No canadians yet
Noice. Let's keep it that way
montreal made a good trade
Lucic will sign somewhere completely random, like Florida.
Devils are E L I T E
>>69067803
fuck you i'm here to talk more shit
>>69067803
nice try cleanshaven canada
>>69067812
Probably
>pulling the trigger on this before july 1
>>69067803
nice try canada
you can take your leaf off but we still know it's you
Who do you want to add, wangsbros? I want to see Martin and Ladd.
Dubs decides our new goaler
fucking kill me
>there are people on this board who though stamkos wouldn't resign
>>69067846
accept that you have to rebuild m8
>there are hasbs fans who still haven't killed themselves in this thread right now
>>69067849
Quebec here, I would gladly, Where are you?
Oilers fan here, from 1 to 10 how cucked are we?
>Oilers trade Hopkins to red wings
>Red wings sign okposo
Something is brewing with their $18mil cap space. My body is ready
>>69067849
>>69067779
How can one Jon be so smuk
>>69067866
Not really chucked, just stupid imho.
>>69067858
Yes, some of us understand that gettign rid of a subhuman is a good thing.
I would have tought that your proximity to Sweden would have given you the same outlook, Mongolbro
>>69067854
I don't think so Ahmed.
>>69067877
Holland will either do something brilliant or something even worse than what happened today.
>>69067779
He signs in Calgary just to bully Edmonton.
>Stamkos didn't even talk to Detroit
lmao
>hall for larsson
dont you fucking dare fuck up pulju you stupid bald faggot
Funny how everyone on /hoc/ except Habs fans used to hate PK Subban before today
>>69067906
I will be buttmad if holland signs/overpays Nielsen
Calgary will be the next team to make a dumb trade.
Cap this.
>>69067866
Not even that bad of a trade. Don't listen to the people here. Just hope you get Lucic now.
>>69067902
You traded a Norris caliber defender on a sweetheart contract straight up for a past his prime Shea Weber.
No matter how you spin it, there is no scenario where hasbs win.
>>69067877
Hopkins for Kronwall who finally gets a life time ban for all the good shit he does now that he's not a Red Wing.
>>69067941
>swedish """"""""""""""""defense""""""""""""""men
Consider poopoopeepee's career dead on arrival.
>>69067857 http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/west-coast-bias-oilers-made-big-push-for-seth-jones/
>>69067932
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>69067964
Except for the scenario where he's a teenage edgelord racist.
>>69067964
>sweetheart contract
What the fuck are you talking about
>>69067779
CBJ 4years 16 million
That's all he deserves for a 3rd liner
>>69067942
>>69067942
To be fair, hating Weber is justified too.
>>69067964
He's either baiting or a massive retard
>>69067955
Treliving doesn't make bad trades.
>>69067942
memes > previous occupations
>>69067964
We WILL see, but i can garan fuckign tee he will fuck up hard wherever he his headed. Screencap this. He won't have a whole fuckign team to unfuck his shit whenever he decide to use his hog the puck into other team getaway combo
>all those teams trying to clear space for Stamkos
LEL.
>>69067964
>9 million
>sweetheart contract
I'm pretty happy for the Subban-Weber trade
We get a nice, experienced, responsible D-man who can score and doesn't try to make a fucking show each and every game. It releases a bit of cap space too, nothing too much though.
I think the laffs fans are the ones that should be on suicide watch. Stamkos resigned for the Tampon Bay publix.
how could we miss jons birthday it was yesterday
>>69068045
Nice try Pierre
>>69067996
The best fucking D-man in the league for 9 millions per?
Every team in the league says yes, except Montreal ofcourse.
>>69067880
nice smuk_jon
>there are human beings who can't shop at publix
literally feel sorry for you
>>69068002
I don't believe in meme stats. PK's shot % numbers look impressive cause he's a puck hog. Besides, I'd rather see a career comparison cause Weber was having an off year and the Habs were unusually shit
>>69068063
>Leaf fan
>Actually trying to act smug
>donate 10 million to a children's hospital
>win a Norris
>sell jersey's as the most popular player on the team
>still get traded
What was the last trade a canadian team not named the Maple Leafs won?
JON GOING TO FUCK SOME PUSSY
>>69068069
>best fuckign d man
No, just no.
As a guy who actually waztched almost everygamre last season, fuck this nigger. Glad he's gone
>>69068099
DICK
SUCKING
LIPS
>>69068098
Dougie Hamilton to Calgary.
>>69068069
I wouldn't say he's the best in the league and $9M isn't exactly cheap, he's the highest paid d-man
>>69068123
Wait what.
John is not a loser anymore??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69068099
Look at that stare. You knew he threw it in her for a round or two
>>69068069
Remember that fucking bridge deal the year before he won the Norris? They don't even think he's worth $3 mill
>>69068142
Jon had the good pussy last night
>>69068098
Ottawa at the draft.
Brown will be far better than McLeod. Screencap this.
>>69068098
Moron to the coilers
>>69068109
Kek if you think subban was bad wait until you get to watch Weber
>>69068147
It was his birthday so he had a good time
>>69068154
Did Garfield just admit to cucking Jon?
>>69068154
LMAO JON KEKED
>>69068099
Homeboy got some fuck
>>69067932
is that a real monkey? why would he make a face like that
>trying to force garfield as le new hoc may may xddd
When will redditers learn?
So how could the >rags still be the memeiest team this offseason
>>69068208
>not knowing Jon arbuckle
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF
>>69067848
Darcy Kuemper
>>69068208
>being this angry at jon
>>69068217
Trade their next available first round pick for literally anyone
>>69068217
Trading Lundqvist to Kamloops.
HOLLAND MAKE SOME MOVES YOU FAGGOT
WE LOST OUR BEST PLAYER AND YOU DID NOT EVEN TALK TO STAMKOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
June 29, 1990-The Canadiens trade Chris Chelios
June 29, 2016-The Canadiens trade p.k. subban
History repeats.
>>69067848
>>69068217
Cam Ward
>>69068192
>>69067983
Does that look like a monkey to you guys?
Subban & 1st (9th ovr) for Hall & 1st (4th ovr)
>>69068208
There's only one reddit meme that /hoc/ posts and that's Phil Kessel shit
>>69068208
Mfw there are """"""people"""""" on this board who denounce Jon, the smuk King of /hoc/
>>69068217
Trade Lundpads for Niemi, a prospect and a first
>>69068248
if the >rags traded lundshit and he won a cup with the other team in the first year i would literally cum myself
>>69068282
I actually want that to happen because I like him.
>>69068268
unfortunately cam signed with >us for two years
>>69068275
Only faggots fresh from reddit think reddit started the Bill thing
>>69068248
to the blazers, or the storm?
>>69067848
grubaurer
smuk is Danish for beautiful
Jon is the beautiful king of hoc
I wonder where bergevin will rank as one of the worst GMs in history.
>>69068309
>>69068257
Holland will guarantee trade away Howard. The question is to whom and for what price.
oh nice, ANOTHER offseason full of plebbit """"""""""""""""""""""""memes""""""""""""""""""""""""" just fuck off back to r/hockey already kids
>>69067848
andersen
>>69068239
This is the most likely frighteningly
If Sam Pollock was still alive he would fucking shit on Bergevin. By talking on shit wheres Lafleur?
>>69068314
How so? I'm curious to see how Subban will perform in the western conference, considering he hogs the puck and goes full speed ahead without care.
>>69068306
Blazers.
>>69068328
Why would anyone want Howard? The market is already oversaturated.
>>69068331
>>69068098
literally every trade the flames have made under Treliving
>>69068366
Ducks will take him for a backup maybe.
who /stillalive/ here?
>>69068366
Hopefully the las vegas team takes him if we have to suffer another year of jim jam
>>69068331
Seriously. Teams are straight fucking up and half the posts are still clipart animals 2.0. /hoc/ is cancer.
so how long will this jon mene last? i give it 2 days
>>69068409
I'm so sorry
>>69068366
Beats me. I've seen so many trades that do not make any sense.
>>69068413
>he doesnt like clipart memes
why are you here?
>>69068432
There were two today alone.
>Wake up
>Subban got traded
?????????????????????????????????????
Why are there such awful GMs in the NHL? Some of the deals that are done make me wonder how these fucks have jobs.
I have a question for all you non habs fans, would you have traded subban for Weber?
>>69068413
I guess you missed the two whole threads addressing that. You can only make fun of Canadian incompetence for so long
>>69067954
lmao nice crop bud
>>69068356
maybe Laviolette will be able to convince him to not play like a dumbass
>>69068305
>Kessel posting isn't concentrated reddit
>I actually think the Kessel meme is funny and not cringe
>>69068409
S-So far so good
The Weber deal is good for the Habs
Weber is the better dman and when he retires early, Nashville will be on the hook for recapture penalties.
Habs have Sergachev coming up too.
>Bergevin says he was contacted Friday afternoon in Buffalo. "He got my attention when I heard the name of Shea Weber"
Reminds me of the trade with the Caps. Poile just told them he wanted Forsberg for Erat and they did it.
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>69068447
(Pictured, Habs fans)
>>69067954
>>69068461
>>69068467
>I wasn't here in 2012
>>69068356
That is Josi's game too so it will be interesting if they're on the same pairing.
>>69068452
You don't need 3 threads a day if you stop shitposting so much.
>>69068473
Better dman, you say? >>69068002
>>69068473
I mean, I don't think this trade is going to make the Habs worse this coming year. But it's going to be worse for this team in the long run. But I agree about Sergachev, at least >we have a top-tier defensive prospect on the way.
More than anything there's a lot of emotions for Habs fans. PK was loved here and I know how happy he's going to be in Nashville and how much those fans are going to love him. That and the general disdain we have for Bergevin and Therrien and their opposition to flashiness and personality.
>>69068547
Then explain to me why Babcock, and some of the best minds in hockey at hockey Canada, routinely, EVERY TIME, select Weber over PK?
Weber will help solidify that locker room at a lower cap hit and help Sergachev come in and become the 1D they need
>Markov gets to be a career Canadien
>Subban doesn't
I don't get it
>>69068579
Babcock is a meme coach. He picked Kunitz over Hall
>>69068579
probably because mike babcock and co. are mean, old racist caveman alcoholics
As a Hasb fan, I'm convinced Shea Weber will bring the entire team's play to another level.
Sure Subban might be better on paper, but the size of Weber, his leadership and not being a flamboyant distraction on and off the ice will get the boys in line.
>>69068609
And yet they won gold so what the fuck is your point
>>69068486
He's the only one who's actually willing to make hockey trades. He's elite,
Is today the day that cemented Canada as having the worst professional management out of all major sporting leagues?
they traded subban because hes black
Reposting from last thread
Lucic-McDavid-Pulju
Maroon-Draisaitl-Eberle
Pouliot-RNH-pakarinen
Sallinen-Hendricks-Kassian
Klefbom-Larsson
Sekera-Demers
Davidson-Nurse
Talbot
Brossoit
Where do they finish?
>>69068625
Exactly.
Habs fans are so fickle with no foresight whatsoever I'd hate to be a fucking habs fan and deal with all this overreaction all the time
Habs will be a better team with Weber than with Subban
What did the Canadian Teams do to get BTFO this time?
Did they get BTFO in the Draft?
Did they get BTFO in trading?
>>69067783
Hall is worth more than that.
Can we please just agree that all memes are welcome in /hoc/?
>>69068625
subban isn't even better on paper, that comparison image is a meme because it doesn't take into account anything important. anyone you see throwing that around doesn't know hockey and doesn't get metrics. it was probably tweetes by an angry habs fan who may even sincerely believe in its validity himself.
>>69068654
BTFO in trades and Stamkos
>>69068666
satan trips confirm
>>69068647
That is a shit team still
they'll be a lottery team again this season
>>69068647
10th in the west.
>>69067848
Kari and Tuuka
>>69068530
Almost all of it was trade talk
Weber recapture penalty breakdown
> tfw non retarded GM
Feelsfuckinggoodman
>>69068647
the oilers aren't as good up front as i thought... and what if they don't even get lucic. that's questions, regards questions man
Methot - Karlsson
Phaneuf - Ceci
Name a better top4 D corps in the eastern conference
pro tip: you can't
Arjun Basu
@arjunbasu
Imagine hating your star athlete so much that you keep the awful coach and trade the dude that donated $10 million to the kids hospital.
>>69068647
>that defense
They will be fortunate to be fighting for a wildcard.
>>69068654
>oilers trade 2nd best player for nothing
>hasb trade best defenceman for inferior defenceman
>toronto cucked out of stamkos
>ottawa cucked out of money
>jest could be cucked out of trouba with an offer sheet
>hongcouver cucked in general
Flim flams are only uncucked team
>>69068700
>that last option
>>69068708
ottawa D is a rubiks cube of memes
>these delusional habs fans who think trading Subban for a guy who can't skate because of muh slapshot and leadership will help the habs
>>69068647
>now instead of having two massive holes at right wing and defense they have three massive holes on both wings and defense.
only above the canucks and leafs
>>69068701
You literally just rehired that dumbass Carlyle again.
I thought Weber got exposed in the Shorks series?
hahHhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHApoeopeopoepooeopoepopoOPEPOPEOPOEPOEPOPEOPOEPOEPOEOPEOPEOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
WERHRE THE FUCK ARE THREAY FAGGOT AOILERS FANS NOW!?!?
YOU SAIDA YOUR REAM WAS FUCKING GOOD AND BETTER THAN MINE AND NOW YIUR TRADED THE 30TH BEST ELFT WINGER ON THE ELEAKGUE FOR A FUCKING 2ND PAIRING DEFNESEMAN!!!
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
>>69067854
Well >we are rebuilding, but you want the talent to help train the young lads. Not everybody can be on zetterberg line.
>>69068625
I hope you're right. I'm starting to have my doubts about this trade
>>69068700
That sucks especially considering it's the result of an offer sheet from the original madman, Paul Holmgren.
>yfw weber explodes Matthews' ankle in their first meeting
>>69068757
That game was on the west coast so east coast babbies were already in bed
>>69068731
Weber is pretty mobile for his size. He's starting to slow down though.
>>69068760
Which team has JUSTed themselves most today? I still say Nashville
>>69068747
He's. A cup winning coach
The ducks arnt the laffs either
>>69068775
I almost think they think they can get out of it because it was an offer sheet. Seems too risky otherwise.
>>69068708
Dumoulin - Letang
Maatta - Daley
>>69068723
Can't wait for the Flames to sign Gaudreau and Monahan to identical contracts as Toews and Kane.
>>69068783
Mike Keenan is a cup winning coach, why didn't the ducks hire him?
>>69068793
They should be able to, the consensus was that was a dick move by Holmgren, and it's a contract that the Predators would have never have come up with or structured themselves.
>>69068797
who - le offense hombre
chink - house negro
so the tagline for the larsson-hall trade on the sports channel is "Larsson-y?"
fucking memeing dirtbag pricks
>>69068848
Classic
name a more based GM
>>69068844
The guy who shut down Ovechkin / The guy who led all d-men in time on ice per game during the playoffs
The guy that is one of the best young d-men in the league / the guy who stabilized the Penguins group of d-men
>>69068812
If you think Calgary is gonna overpay for those guys, you're gonna be disappointed. It's more likely they take hometown discounts.
>>69067846
ANOTHER 4th winger and old guy racing out of his prime?
Okposo / Eriksson + second line guy (Neilson 5x5 or something) + trade goose and a pick for a D man.
>>69068797
give me a fucking break
>>69068879
Poile. Even robbed Yzerman blind in the Lindback trade.
taylor hall sucks nutsack he can't even score 30 goals and he's a born loser. i hope that fat lipped spaghetti slurping faggot gets his neck broken by zdeno chara immediately when he plays
>>69068891
>Karlsson
>"defenseman"
lmao
>>69068647
Now you have four #3 defensemen. Down a top 5 LW in the league. I guess you had to give back from the undeserved value you've stockpiled at some point.
>>69068836
I remember in the past couple of years they said they Preds budget was the salary cap in real dollars, so it's possible they were also always planning on arguing that they never took advantage of the supposed cap benefit and shouldn't be punished for it.
>>69068904
Angry Oilers fan detected.
>>69068880
le serious posting guy
>>69068913
memes
>>69068879
if he's cucked this many folks in one year I can't wait for what else he's got in store
>>69068886
This
Okposo will save the wings
The Hall trade would be far less shitty if they had drafted Kyle Connor instead of trading for le can't skate or score man
>>69068904
>only 2 time memorial cup MVP
>born loser
>>69068944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEh55I5PTRs
Reminder.
>>69068879
Maybe Burke in the sense that he doesn't give a shit. Oh and I forgot hes not a gm any more. Anyway Stevie Y is great.
Ladd is signing in Ottawa apparently
>>69068957
whic h cant skate or score man do you mean by this
>>69068904
Watch him put up 85 points next season while larsson is a -15
>>69068963
you can put a highlight reel of stupid plays together for anyone in the league wtf is the point of this
>>69068967
Snes? Spending money? huh?
>>69068967
for what purpose
>>69068989
Literally a goal every other game is a direct result of a mistake made by Karlsson.
>>69068992
You're forgetting they moved out a bunch of money (trading chiasson for AHL trash, not qualifying Wiercoch who was making 4 mil, Philips is off the books now he was making 2 mil plus)
Snes do need to sign Ceci and Hoffman still but the numbers are in Ottawa's favor
>>69068989
not for drew doughty you can't. not like that. not for hedman you can't. not like that. not for weber you can't. not like that.
>>69069018
"no"
>>69068957
He was gifted that 1st MVP. Everyone knows it should have been Henrique.
>>69068984
Griffin Reinhart
>>69068984
The original
>>69069045
ahhh right. haven't really paid any attention to them with all the hype around the league.
>>69069063
objectively, 'yes'
Oilers lost that trade by a mile but they are a better team as a result. Nice to see one of their GMs not being gun shy
>>69067848
Skapski
>>69069063
Watch the whole video. Karlsson is a terrible "defenseman"
>>69067848
Carey "da system" Price
Daily reminder that if Erik Karlsson was only average offensively he would not be in the NHL.
>>69068665
Not as much as you think.
>le 4th forward guy
>>69069089
It's not good, but considering the defensemen depth after Goligoski and their needs, it's not awful either.
>>69069126
Why doesn't he play Center? Is he a bad faceoff guy?
>>69069126
Thads questions
>>69068723
How do you manage to be that stupid?
But Jest are gonna get like FOUR (4) 1st round picks for him though.
>>69069156
he's not reliable enough defensively to play center at the nhl level
>>69069089
they should have traded Hall for Subban
>>69069171
Karlsson is kind of like Brent Burns, except Brent Burns can actually play defense.
>>69069190
they shoulve trade avril lavigne to my room to suck my smelly little pecker
If you're a Canadiens fan and you haven't swallowed a bullet already, what the fuck are you doing? It's over. It's all over.
>>69067848
Niemi and an empty net.
>>69069239
Says the guy who literally got BTFO in the SCF.
So Hall for Larsson is the second worst trade of all time, right? I mean, I can't think of a worse one besides the Gretzky trade, which was also perpetrated by >my fucking "team."
>>69068955
I like the idea of Okposo, he seems like a stand-up lad.
But FUCK Lucic. I hope Kenny H doesn't fall for that goon.
>>69067848
hope you guys enjoy bringing nabokov out of retirement
>>69067848
Lehtonen.
>>69069286
okposo is okay, but a different player since his eye injury. the isles struggle to sign UFAs and are choosing to let him walk, what does that say?
>>69069258
More like just an empty net they will still win
>yfwtswtsc
>>69067848
Bobrovsky
>>69069267
at least they made the final, or even the playoffs
>hasb
who in their right mind thought that would be a good trade
does the habs gm have downs or something
>>69069286
Lucic would be great with some of our younger players who get pushed around.
i was really excited to see what was going to happen this offseason, but its not going well.
>>69069329
Fuck off dirty Mongol he's Columbus's
I want to make fun of Habs fans for this but I just can't.
This is just so fucking stupid its unreal, this is NHL video game Be a GM AI tier.
>>69069280
There never was a gretzky trade, it was a sale
>>69069334
>muh character
>>69069267
Proud of the team bud, it was a great run. Ain't ashamed of shit.
>>69069334
>muh leadership
>muh grit
>muh team canada selection
>>69069315
He's slow and going to be overpaid someplace. He's not a bad winger though. Good on the puck and along the boards.
He didn't change his play style based on his eye injury, just cooled from his hot streak.
