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What will happen to Lucic?
edmonton made a good trade
I keep forgetting Stamkos signed. Too much trade memeing.
>>69067779
Too many memes this off-season. I need to nap.
>No canadians yet
Noice. Let's keep it that way
montreal made a good trade
Lucic will sign somewhere completely random, like Florida.
Devils are E L I T E
>>69067803
fuck you i'm here to talk more shit
>>69067803
nice try cleanshaven canada
>>69067812
Probably
>pulling the trigger on this before july 1
>>69067803
nice try canada
you can take your leaf off but we still know it's you
Who do you want to add, wangsbros? I want to see Martin and Ladd.
Dubs decides our new goaler
fucking kill me
>there are people on this board who though stamkos wouldn't resign
>>69067846
accept that you have to rebuild m8
>there are hasbs fans who still haven't killed themselves in this thread right now
>>69067849
Quebec here, I would gladly, Where are you?
Oilers fan here, from 1 to 10 how cucked are we?
>Oilers trade Hopkins to red wings
>Red wings sign okposo
Something is brewing with their $18mil cap space. My body is ready
>>69067779
How can one Jon be so smuk
>>69067866
Not really chucked, just stupid imho.
>>69067858
Yes, some of us understand that gettign rid of a subhuman is a good thing.
I would have tought that your proximity to Sweden would have given you the same outlook, Mongolbro
>>69067854
I don't think so Ahmed.
>>69067877
Holland will either do something brilliant or something even worse than what happened today.
>>69067779
He signs in Calgary just to bully Edmonton.
>Stamkos didn't even talk to Detroit
lmao
>hall for larsson
dont you fucking dare fuck up pulju you stupid bald faggot
Funny how everyone on /hoc/ except Habs fans used to hate PK Subban before today
>>69067906
I will be buttmad if holland signs/overpays Nielsen
Calgary will be the next team to make a dumb trade.
Cap this.
>>69067866
Not even that bad of a trade. Don't listen to the people here. Just hope you get Lucic now.
>>69067902
You traded a Norris caliber defender on a sweetheart contract straight up for a past his prime Shea Weber.
No matter how you spin it, there is no scenario where hasbs win.
>>69067877
Hopkins for Kronwall who finally gets a life time ban for all the good shit he does now that he's not a Red Wing.
>>69067941
>swedish """"""""""""""""defense""""""""""""""men
Consider poopoopeepee's career dead on arrival.
>>69067857 http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/west-coast-bias-oilers-made-big-push-for-seth-jones/
>>69067932
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>69067964
Except for the scenario where he's a teenage edgelord racist.
>>69067964
>sweetheart contract
What the fuck are you talking about
>>69067779
CBJ 4years 16 million
That's all he deserves for a 3rd liner
>>69067942
>>69067942
To be fair, hating Weber is justified too.
>>69067964
He's either baiting or a massive retard
>>69067955
Treliving doesn't make bad trades.
>>69067942
memes > previous occupations
>>69067964
We WILL see, but i can garan fuckign tee he will fuck up hard wherever he his headed. Screencap this. He won't have a whole fuckign team to unfuck his shit whenever he decide to use his hog the puck into other team getaway combo
>all those teams trying to clear space for Stamkos
LEL.
>>69067964
>9 million
>sweetheart contract
I'm pretty happy for the Subban-Weber trade
We get a nice, experienced, responsible D-man who can score and doesn't try to make a fucking show each and every game. It releases a bit of cap space too, nothing too much though.
I think the laffs fans are the ones that should be on suicide watch. Stamkos resigned for the Tampon Bay publix.
how could we miss jons birthday it was yesterday
>>69068045
Nice try Pierre
>>69067996
The best fucking D-man in the league for 9 millions per?
Every team in the league says yes, except Montreal ofcourse.
>>69067880
nice smuk_jon
>there are human beings who can't shop at publix
literally feel sorry for you
>>69068002
I don't believe in meme stats. PK's shot % numbers look impressive cause he's a puck hog. Besides, I'd rather see a career comparison cause Weber was having an off year and the Habs were unusually shit
>>69068063
>Leaf fan
>Actually trying to act smug
>donate 10 million to a children's hospital
>win a Norris
>sell jersey's as the most popular player on the team
>still get traded
What was the last trade a canadian team not named the Maple Leafs won?
JON GOING TO FUCK SOME PUSSY
>>69068069
>best fuckign d man
No, just no.
As a guy who actually waztched almost everygamre last season, fuck this nigger. Glad he's gone
>>69068099
DICK
SUCKING
LIPS
>>69068098
Dougie Hamilton to Calgary.
>>69068069
I wouldn't say he's the best in the league and $9M isn't exactly cheap, he's the highest paid d-man
>>69068123
Wait what.
John is not a loser anymore??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69068099
Look at that stare. You knew he threw it in her for a round or two
>>69068069
Remember that fucking bridge deal the year before he won the Norris? They don't even think he's worth $3 mill
>>69068142
Jon had the good pussy last night
>>69068098
Ottawa at the draft.
Brown will be far better than McLeod. Screencap this.
>>69068098
Moron to the coilers
>>69068109
Kek if you think subban was bad wait until you get to watch Weber
>>69068147
It was his birthday so he had a good time
>>69068154
Did Garfield just admit to cucking Jon?
>>69068154
LMAO JON KEKED
>>69068099
Homeboy got some fuck
>>69067932
is that a real monkey? why would he make a face like that
>trying to force garfield as le new hoc may may xddd
When will redditers learn?
So how could the >rags still be the memeiest team this offseason
>>69068208
>not knowing Jon arbuckle
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF
>>69067848
Darcy Kuemper
>>69068208
>being this angry at jon
>>69068217
Trade their next available first round pick for literally anyone
>>69068217
Trading Lundqvist to Kamloops.
HOLLAND MAKE SOME MOVES YOU FAGGOT
WE LOST OUR BEST PLAYER AND YOU DID NOT EVEN TALK TO STAMKOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
June 29, 1990-The Canadiens trade Chris Chelios
June 29, 2016-The Canadiens trade p.k. subban
History repeats.
>>69067848
>>69068217
Cam Ward
>>69068192
>>69067983
Does that look like a monkey to you guys?
Subban & 1st (9th ovr) for Hall & 1st (4th ovr)
>>69068208
There's only one reddit meme that /hoc/ posts and that's Phil Kessel shit
>>69068208
Mfw there are """"""people"""""" on this board who denounce Jon, the smuk King of /hoc/
>>69068217
Trade Lundpads for Niemi, a prospect and a first
>>69068248
if the >rags traded lundshit and he won a cup with the other team in the first year i would literally cum myself
>>69068282
I actually want that to happen because I like him.
>>69068268
unfortunately cam signed with >us for two years
>>69068275
Only faggots fresh from reddit think reddit started the Bill thing
>>69068248
to the blazers, or the storm?
>>69067848
grubaurer
smuk is Danish for beautiful
Jon is the beautiful king of hoc
I wonder where bergevin will rank as one of the worst GMs in history.
>>69068257
Holland will guarantee trade away Howard. The question is to whom and for what price.
oh nice, ANOTHER offseason full of plebbit """"""""""""""""""""""""memes""""""""""""""""""""""""" just fuck off back to r/hockey already kids
>>69067848
andersen
>>69068239
This is the most likely frighteningly
If Sam Pollock was still alive he would fucking shit on Bergevin. By talking on shit wheres Lafleur?
>>69068314
How so? I'm curious to see how Subban will perform in the western conference, considering he hogs the puck and goes full speed ahead without care.
>>69068306
Blazers.
>>69068328
Why would anyone want Howard? The market is already oversaturated.
>>69068098
literally every trade the flames have made under Treliving
>>69068366
Ducks will take him for a backup maybe.
who /stillalive/ here?
>>69068366
Hopefully the las vegas team takes him if we have to suffer another year of jim jam
>>69068331
Seriously. Teams are straight fucking up and half the posts are still clipart animals 2.0. /hoc/ is cancer.
so how long will this jon mene last? i give it 2 days
>>69068409
I'm so sorry
>>69068366
Beats me. I've seen so many trades that do not make any sense.
>>69068413
>he doesnt like clipart memes
why are you here?
>>69068432
There were two today alone.
>Wake up
>Subban got traded
?????????????????????????????????????
Why are there such awful GMs in the NHL? Some of the deals that are done make me wonder how these fucks have jobs.
I have a question for all you non habs fans, would you have traded subban for Weber?
>>69068413
I guess you missed the two whole threads addressing that. You can only make fun of Canadian incompetence for so long
>>69067954
lmao nice crop bud
>>69068356
maybe Laviolette will be able to convince him to not play like a dumbass
>>69068305
>Kessel posting isn't concentrated reddit
>I actually think the Kessel meme is funny and not cringe
>>69068409
S-So far so good
The Weber deal is good for the Habs
Weber is the better dman and when he retires early, Nashville will be on the hook for recapture penalties.
Habs have Sergachev coming up too.
>Bergevin says he was contacted Friday afternoon in Buffalo. "He got my attention when I heard the name of Shea Weber"
Reminds me of the trade with the Caps. Poile just told them he wanted Forsberg for Erat and they did it.
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>69068447
(Pictured, Habs fans)
>>69068467
>I wasn't here in 2012
>>69068356
That is Josi's game too so it will be interesting if they're on the same pairing.
>>69068452
You don't need 3 threads a day if you stop shitposting so much.
>>69068473
Better dman, you say? >>69068002
>>69068473
I mean, I don't think this trade is going to make the Habs worse this coming year. But it's going to be worse for this team in the long run. But I agree about Sergachev, at least >we have a top-tier defensive prospect on the way.
More than anything there's a lot of emotions for Habs fans. PK was loved here and I know how happy he's going to be in Nashville and how much those fans are going to love him. That and the general disdain we have for Bergevin and Therrien and their opposition to flashiness and personality.
>>69068547
Then explain to me why Babcock, and some of the best minds in hockey at hockey Canada, routinely, EVERY TIME, select Weber over PK?
Weber will help solidify that locker room at a lower cap hit and help Sergachev come in and become the 1D they need
>Markov gets to be a career Canadien
>Subban doesn't
I don't get it
>>69068579
Babcock is a meme coach. He picked Kunitz over Hall
>>69068579
probably because mike babcock and co. are mean, old racist caveman alcoholics
As a Hasb fan, I'm convinced Shea Weber will bring the entire team's play to another level.
Sure Subban might be better on paper, but the size of Weber, his leadership and not being a flamboyant distraction on and off the ice will get the boys in line.
>>69068609
And yet they won gold so what the fuck is your point
>>69068486
He's the only one who's actually willing to make hockey trades. He's elite,
Is today the day that cemented Canada as having the worst professional management out of all major sporting leagues?
they traded subban because hes black
Reposting from last thread
Lucic-McDavid-Pulju
Maroon-Draisaitl-Eberle
Pouliot-RNH-pakarinen
Sallinen-Hendricks-Kassian
Klefbom-Larsson
Sekera-Demers
Davidson-Nurse
Talbot
Brossoit
Where do they finish?
>>69068625
Exactly.
Habs fans are so fickle with no foresight whatsoever I'd hate to be a fucking habs fan and deal with all this overreaction all the time
Habs will be a better team with Weber than with Subban
What did the Canadian Teams do to get BTFO this time?
Did they get BTFO in the Draft?
Did they get BTFO in trading?
>>69067783
Hall is worth more than that.
Can we please just agree that all memes are welcome in /hoc/?
>>69068625
subban isn't even better on paper, that comparison image is a meme because it doesn't take into account anything important. anyone you see throwing that around doesn't know hockey and doesn't get metrics. it was probably tweetes by an angry habs fan who may even sincerely believe in its validity himself.
>>69068654
BTFO in trades and Stamkos
>>69068666
satan trips confirm
>>69068647
That is a shit team still
they'll be a lottery team again this season
>>69068647
10th in the west.
>>69067848
Kari and Tuuka
>>69068530
Almost all of it was trade talk
Weber recapture penalty breakdown
> tfw non retarded GM
Feelsfuckinggoodman
>>69068647
the oilers aren't as good up front as i thought... and what if they don't even get lucic. that's questions, regards questions man
Methot - Karlsson
Phaneuf - Ceci
Name a better top4 D corps in the eastern conference
pro tip: you can't
Arjun Basu
@arjunbasu
Imagine hating your star athlete so much that you keep the awful coach and trade the dude that donated $10 million to the kids hospital.
>>69068647
>that defense
They will be fortunate to be fighting for a wildcard.
>>69068654
>oilers trade 2nd best player for nothing
>hasb trade best defenceman for inferior defenceman
>toronto cucked out of stamkos
>ottawa cucked out of money
>jest could be cucked out of trouba with an offer sheet
>hongcouver cucked in general
Flim flams are only uncucked team
>>69068700
>that last option
>>69068708
ottawa D is a rubiks cube of memes
>these delusional habs fans who think trading Subban for a guy who can't skate because of muh slapshot and leadership will help the habs
>>69068647
>now instead of having two massive holes at right wing and defense they have three massive holes on both wings and defense.
only above the canucks and leafs
>>69068701
You literally just rehired that dumbass Carlyle again.
I thought Weber got exposed in the Shorks series?
hahHhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHApoeopeopoepooeopoepopoOPEPOPEOPOEPOEPOPEOPOEPOEPOEOPEOPEOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
WERHRE THE FUCK ARE THREAY FAGGOT AOILERS FANS NOW!?!?
YOU SAIDA YOUR REAM WAS FUCKING GOOD AND BETTER THAN MINE AND NOW YIUR TRADED THE 30TH BEST ELFT WINGER ON THE ELEAKGUE FOR A FUCKING 2ND PAIRING DEFNESEMAN!!!
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
>>69067854
Well >we are rebuilding, but you want the talent to help train the young lads. Not everybody can be on zetterberg line.
>>69068625
I hope you're right. I'm starting to have my doubts about this trade
>>69068700
That sucks especially considering it's the result of an offer sheet from the original madman, Paul Holmgren.
>yfw weber explodes Matthews' ankle in their first meeting
>>69068757
That game was on the west coast so east coast babbies were already in bed
>>69068731
Weber is pretty mobile for his size. He's starting to slow down though.
>>69068760
Which team has JUSTed themselves most today? I still say Nashville
>>69068747
He's. A cup winning coach
The ducks arnt the laffs either
>>69068775
I almost think they think they can get out of it because it was an offer sheet. Seems too risky otherwise.
>>69068708
Dumoulin - Letang
Maatta - Daley
>>69068723
Can't wait for the Flames to sign Gaudreau and Monahan to identical contracts as Toews and Kane.
>>69068783
Mike Keenan is a cup winning coach, why didn't the ducks hire him?
>>69068793
They should be able to, the consensus was that was a dick move by Holmgren, and it's a contract that the Predators would have never have come up with or structured themselves.
>>69068797
who - le offense hombre
chink - house negro
so the tagline for the larsson-hall trade on the sports channel is "Larsson-y?"
fucking memeing dirtbag pricks
>>69068848
Classic
name a more based GM
>>69068844
The guy who shut down Ovechkin / The guy who led all d-men in time on ice per game during the playoffs
The guy that is one of the best young d-men in the league / the guy who stabilized the Penguins group of d-men
>>69068812
If you think Calgary is gonna overpay for those guys, you're gonna be disappointed. It's more likely they take hometown discounts.
>>69067846
ANOTHER 4th winger and old guy racing out of his prime?
Okposo / Eriksson + second line guy (Neilson 5x5 or something) + trade goose and a pick for a D man.
>>69068797
give me a fucking break
>>69068879
Poile. Even robbed Yzerman blind in the Lindback trade.
taylor hall sucks nutsack he can't even score 30 goals and he's a born loser. i hope that fat lipped spaghetti slurping faggot gets his neck broken by zdeno chara immediately when he plays
>>69068891
>Karlsson
>"defenseman"
lmao
>>69068647
Now you have four #3 defensemen. Down a top 5 LW in the league. I guess you had to give back from the undeserved value you've stockpiled at some point.
>>69068836
I remember in the past couple of years they said they Preds budget was the salary cap in real dollars, so it's possible they were also always planning on arguing that they never took advantage of the supposed cap benefit and shouldn't be punished for it.
>>69068904
Angry Oilers fan detected.
>>69068880
le serious posting guy
>>69068913
memes
>>69068879
if he's cucked this many folks in one year I can't wait for what else he's got in store
>>69068886
This
Okposo will save the wings
The Hall trade would be far less shitty if they had drafted Kyle Connor instead of trading for le can't skate or score man
>>69068904
>only 2 time memorial cup MVP
>born loser
>>69068944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEh55I5PTRs
Reminder.
>>69068879
Maybe Burke in the sense that he doesn't give a shit. Oh and I forgot hes not a gm any more. Anyway Stevie Y is great.
Ladd is signing in Ottawa apparently
>>69068957
whic h cant skate or score man do you mean by this
>>69068904
Watch him put up 85 points next season while larsson is a -15
>>69068963
you can put a highlight reel of stupid plays together for anyone in the league wtf is the point of this
>>69068967
Snes? Spending money? huh?
>>69068967
for what purpose
>>69068989
Literally a goal every other game is a direct result of a mistake made by Karlsson.
>>69068992
You're forgetting they moved out a bunch of money (trading chiasson for AHL trash, not qualifying Wiercoch who was making 4 mil, Philips is off the books now he was making 2 mil plus)
Snes do need to sign Ceci and Hoffman still but the numbers are in Ottawa's favor
>>69068989
not for drew doughty you can't. not like that. not for hedman you can't. not like that. not for weber you can't. not like that.
>>69069018
"no"
>>69068957
He was gifted that 1st MVP. Everyone knows it should have been Henrique.
>>69068984
Griffin Reinhart
>>69068984
The original
>>69069045
ahhh right. haven't really paid any attention to them with all the hype around the league.
>>69069063
objectively, 'yes'
Oilers lost that trade by a mile but they are a better team as a result. Nice to see one of their GMs not being gun shy
>>69067848
Skapski
>>69069063
Watch the whole video. Karlsson is a terrible "defenseman"
>>69067848
Carey "da system" Price
Daily reminder that if Erik Karlsson was only average offensively he would not be in the NHL.
>>69068665
Not as much as you think.
>le 4th forward guy
>>69069089
It's not good, but considering the defensemen depth after Goligoski and their needs, it's not awful either.
>>69069126
Why doesn't he play Center? Is he a bad faceoff guy?
>>69069126
Thads questions
>>69068723
How do you manage to be that stupid?
But Jest are gonna get like FOUR (4) 1st round picks for him though.
>>69069156
he's not reliable enough defensively to play center at the nhl level
>>69069089
they should have traded Hall for Subban
>>69069171
Karlsson is kind of like Brent Burns, except Brent Burns can actually play defense.
>>69069190
they shoulve trade avril lavigne to my room to suck my smelly little pecker
If you're a Canadiens fan and you haven't swallowed a bullet already, what the fuck are you doing? It's over. It's all over.
>>69067848
Niemi and an empty net.
>>69069239
Says the guy who literally got BTFO in the SCF.
So Hall for Larsson is the second worst trade of all time, right? I mean, I can't think of a worse one besides the Gretzky trade, which was also perpetrated by >my fucking "team."
>>69068955
I like the idea of Okposo, he seems like a stand-up lad.
But FUCK Lucic. I hope Kenny H doesn't fall for that goon.
>>69067848
hope you guys enjoy bringing nabokov out of retirement
>>69067848
Lehtonen.
>>69069286
okposo is okay, but a different player since his eye injury. the isles struggle to sign UFAs and are choosing to let him walk, what does that say?
>>69069258
More like just an empty net they will still win
>yfwtswtsc
>>69067848
Bobrovsky
>>69069267
at least they made the final, or even the playoffs
>hasb
who in their right mind thought that would be a good trade
does the habs gm have downs or something
>>69069286
Lucic would be great with some of our younger players who get pushed around.
i was really excited to see what was going to happen this offseason, but its not going well.
>>69069329
Fuck off dirty Mongol he's Columbus's
I want to make fun of Habs fans for this but I just can't.
This is just so fucking stupid its unreal, this is NHL video game Be a GM AI tier.
>>69069280
There never was a gretzky trade, it was a sale
>>69069334
>muh character
>>69069267
Proud of the team bud, it was a great run. Ain't ashamed of shit.
>>69069334
>muh leadership
>muh grit
>muh team canada selection
>>69069315
He's slow and going to be overpaid someplace. He's not a bad winger though. Good on the puck and along the boards.
He didn't change his play style based on his eye injury, just cooled from his hot streak.
>>69069280
Not even that bad of a trade
>>69069368
>muh character
>muh locker room
>muh grit over talent
>muh leadership
They literally traded a franchise dman for the twilight, declining years of meme slapshot man. Montreal should just trade in its status as a city and become a concentration camp.
***********Official 2016-17 Canadian Teams Power Rankings***********
1. Ottawa
2. Jest
--------POWER GAPPPPP----------
3. Calgary
4. Toronto
OH SHIT NIGGER WTF ARE YOU DOING TIER
5. Oilers
6. Habs
INCOMPETENCY TIER/POWER GAP x9999
999999999999. Vancouver
So 2 of my friends both asked me separated if Montreal traded Subban because they hated blacks.
Why would Montreal trade Subban? He loves it there and donated $10M to gay kids.
>>69069426
swap Ottawa and Calgary and it's good.
>>69069426
>1. Ottawa
disregarded immediately
>>69069345
Oh god, this makes sense. I bet this is exactly what Holland is thinking too.
Please no, I hate him so much.
>>69069426
Not pictured: power gap separating Canada from the rest of the league.
>>69069426
>snes are finally at the top of something
their year
>>69069426
>ottawa
>ever anything above dead last
>>69069491
>Ottawa dead last
>not eternally mediocre
lel, where are the dog shit laffs fans that said they'll land stamkos all season?
no one wants to play for your faggot ass team faggots
>>69069426
>power gap
>the number only increases by one
Your list is shit and you are an ugly nigger.
>>69069089
Just like Toronto was a "better team" when they traded their star winger last year and finished in last place this year.
>canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH2k-GW21co
>yfw da perds win da cup
>>69069503
whenever I think of canadian hockey I always forget there's even a team from ottawa
is that franchise ever going to be relevant?
Tyutin is coming home.
>>69069527
autism.
you've been on this website for too long go outside or something
>>69068938
Fuck off
>>69069547
Ottawa had the best team in the entire league between 03-07
>>69067848
Brodeur
>>69069538
>not even on the US team
Probably fair though you know how loaded with talent the USA is now
>>69069547
They were relevant for a couple years. CASH line was fucking great.
>>69069539
>mfw Subban's talent will be wasted in yet another town
>>69069575
why does therrien want him gone?
>>69069579
50 in 07'
50 in 06'
>>69069414
>twilight, declining years
Chill out, he's 30
>>69067848
looking like no goalie for the entire season mate
>>69069593
He doesn't respek the system
>>69068647
Nurse needs to be able to play like a top line D if the Oilers want to make the playoffs.
Also, RNH will be traded for something good before the season starts. No way you keep him around just to play 3rd line minutes.
>>69069547
When Karlsson leaves in free agency.
Bolts back to the SCF?
>>69067848
Tim Thomas
>>69069593
people in Montreal actually liked Subban unlike Therrien and Barginbin
>>69069599
>mfw Weber is signed until he's 40
>>69069280
>Do nothing and be in the exact same position next season
I'm glad Chia had the balls to make this deal.
>>69069614
>Also, RNH will be traded for something good before the season starts. No way you keep him around just to play 3rd line minutes.
He might need to take over 2C from Draisaitl depending on how he does without Hall
Who do the devils even have on defense at this point?
>>69069618
What did they do except sign a guy that sucks in the playoffs?
>>69069614
His job is to be fed to the bears and play all the tough minutes while McDavid gets a free ride.
>>69069606
>thinking a pussy ass wyte boii like Weber will respect the system more than Based Black Subban (BBS)
Habs management is fucking retarded.
>>69069644
I just wish they didn't get hosed so hard.
I feel bad for Weber. He is such a low key guy who hates interviews and loves his privacy. Now he'll have to deal with shitty Montreal media and incompetent team management.
>>69069635
He still has 3-4 good years left in him, which is roughly when the Habs Cup window will close according to Bergevin
lol this is a disaster
>>69069644
>trade your best player and finish last
Do you think Nolan Patrick is that good?
>>69069662
Alright nigga we'll see
>>69069651
Greene
and...
>>69069668
>tfw this is the last time I will ever post this gif
;_;
>>69069280
The Subban - Weber trade was 100 times worse.
>>69069668
>Hasbs management full of spastics
I hope Weber doesn't respek the system either and decides to take an early retirement so the Habs lose Subban for fucking nothing.
Price will leave soon too. Him and Subban were best buds.
>>69069684
He got exposed against an aging Sharks team and at least there he had Josi to cover for him. Who is going to cover for him in Montreal, Markov?
>>69069729
>>69069733
pls stop
>>69069729
nobody wants him though
>>69069729
>yfw Price signs in Nashville after Rinne retires
>>69067848
This man
WEW
E
W
>>69069687
he won't even go 1st overall
>>69069733
Beaulieu will probably be paired with him.
It's going to be a trainwreck.
>>69069443
>gay kids
ok I laffed but :
-They genuinely believe Weber will fix the Powerplay and will make Montreal a scaaaary big team.
-He moves the pucks, creates chances, is fast on the transition and doesn't dump and chase, thus he lacks characters and grit.
-Coach hates PK's guts because of "personality issues"
-They think Nathan Beaulieu will become Roman Josi
-He is too flamboyant, black and Torontonian for the poor little Quebec Catholic hearts to handle
>>69067848
Anderson (the Craig version)
>>69067848
strombone1
who do the kongs pick up in free agency?
>>69069705
the worst part about your favourite players getting traded is that you have a bunch of pics you'll never get to post again
>>69069782
>-He is too flamboyant, black and Torontonian for the poor little Quebec Catholic hearts to handle
You're a retard. He's by far the most beloved player on the team
>>69069748
>mfw Weber is projected to have the possession stats of a depth dman next season.
HOLY SHITT
>>69069782
>-He is too flamboyant, black and Torontonian for the poor little Quebec Catholic hearts to handle
Why do GMs want "professional" players with a stick up their asses to play for the teams?
Fans love fun and memes.
It's the only reason I even want to draft poopoopeepeeinajarvi on the Canucks. So this team will actually be FUN again, even if it'll still be shit.
>>69069811
>on the team
>>69069798
Patrick Marleau
or
a flaming garbage barrel
>>69069811
Don't take it too seriously. My Grandpa fits that profile and hates PK. You should learn old farts don't have the same opinions as Gen X or Y. Pk resonates more with young people.
Don Cherry is an exception because he's special.
>>69069782
this, there are even retards in this thread saying this shit like >>69067902 >>69068015
>>69069800
It's a shame. I had so many great pics of Subban
>>69069779
He won't but I will most points On the Portland winter hawks
>>69069844
>>69069840
Because BargainBin was a depth defenseman in his career, so he wants everyone to conduct themselves like he had to.
>>69069866
Those 2 Canadians are laffs memeing it up.
The Swede is fucking retarded though.
>>69069823
Idc about nerd stats. This isn't baseball
>>69069844
;_;
>>69069840
>Fans love fun and memes.
Even Poile recognized this, it's one of the reasons he wanted Subban so badly
>>69069867
The second post is extremely retarded in particular
>>69069927
>Idc about nerd stats.
Oh, but you will.
Are the Devils a meme team now?
>>69069927
>Idc about nerd stats. This isn't baseball
Sounds exactly like something Bergevin would say.
>stammers face when he walked out of the toronto office today
>>69069964
they have always been a meme team
>>69067848
Bryzgalov
>>69069981
>office
the laffs flew to meet him
stamkos didn't even bother meeting them
KEK
>>69069964
Devils will make the playoffs. Heavily underrated team this season. They finally got the offence they needed. Screen cap this
>>69069993
reroll for a universe so humongous big
are the jackets no longer a meme team?
>>69067848
Steve Mason
>>69069951
Possession stats are too dependent on the rest of the team. Same goes for shot attempts, it really depends on the coaching strategies and teammates. I'm not saying Subban isn't a good d-man but he did pad his advanced stats by being a puck hog and shooting at the net as often as possible
>>69069669
The market was stiff. Larsson has Vlasic tier upside but it's a gamble none the less. They clearly lost the trade but finally added a quality right shot for Klefbom/Sekera. It would be even more asinine to do absolutely nothing.
Adam Larsson is 23, already has nearly 300 games played despite DeBoer's idiocy, and had the highest percentage of defensive zone starts in the NHL last season. He and Greene spent the season carrying the team defensively. He's a top pairing shutdown defenseman and hasn't even been tasked with offensive or powerplay duties yet.
Taylor Hall is great, though. He immediately becomes NJD's best forward. I just hope they don't end up regretting this trade down the line.
>The Oilers actually traded Hall before Eberle or Yakupov
>The defensive help they got isn't even that good
Holy fuck
>>69070010
I dunno, that take is way too hot
>>69070017
w-what is that in his cup
>class is for men
>>69067848
Ryan Miller
>>69069999
KEK
do you think he had already signed by the time they got there? they just walked in and stammer said "nvm guys"
>>69069972
Sounds like something anyone but the Laffs would say honestly. Too many intangibles in hockey for nerd stats to truly become a relevant measure for a player's worth imo
lmfao this video of chia trying to justify the trade, giving his best 'ive made a huge mistake' face
tough for connor, losing both roommates, now who is he going to live with?
>Laffs didn't match 8.5 M AAV on Stamkos
Trust the Shanaplan, goyim.
>>69070044
What do you think :^)
>>69067848
James Russel Howard the third
>>69070010
As a jerseyfag it feels good. Palmieri and Henrique are good but we all knew they'd never be enough to compete.
With Hall coming in before FA frenzy starts they'll hopefully look attractive enough to lure in a few pieces around him (even though the FA crop isn't spectacular this year).
>>69070023
and Weber had horrible shot prevention metrics on a defense heavy preds team. Weber is known for shooting the puck a lot as well. He's hard slapshot mememan, remember?
I admire your tenacity.
>>69070030
>He and Greene spent the season carrying the team defensively
I've heard that before
>>69070065
Pulju
>>69070073
im sure steven would rather have a shot at the cup than play in toronto
>>69069758
He can be Saros' backup
>>69067848
Curtis mcehinney
>>69067848
A Finn
>>69070065
he thought Larsson was Ekman-Larsson
>>69067848
PK Subban
>>69070122
WHICH FINN
>>69070122
Magnificent post
>>69070122
winrar
>>69067848
Patrick Roy's beer gut
>>69070095
pulju will probably live with pakarinan or his parents will move to edmonton
maybe connor will move with nurse and draisaitl, they seem like friends
>>69070122
they already have two of those
>laff fans
>all the ontario boys are coming home
>there are Canadians who will unironically blame their country's incompetence on >the joos
Thomas Drance @ThomasDrance 13m13 minutes ago
122 NHL defensemen have played at least 4000 minutes since 2012-13. Larsson has outscored: Scuderi, N. Schultz, Orpik, Gorges, M. Stuart.
>>69070122
Pupupepe switches from forward to goaler.
>>69070122
Tuukka trade!?!?
>>69067802
There's no such thing
>>69070176
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69070168
b-but he's an elite defender!
>>69070176
Better not be future venzina and hart memorial trophy winner joonas korpisalo
>>69070010
Defence is weaker now that Larsson is gone. Greene is good and they have a couple young guys, but they need to sign someone decent during FA.
>>69070010
But now they have to fill the hole that losing elite Larsson leaves.
>>69070166
well in torontos case it is a jew
>>69070073
for him to take home annually what hes going to make in tampa in toronto, laffs wouldve had to pay him around 12m there
>>69070168
mai undabbed obbensive botenshul doe
>>69070163
>tfw this would be Britney Spears if she lived the her intended white trash Louisiana life
Am I the only one who thinks the Hall trade was smart?
>People unironically think that Larsson is elite
>yfw not to be outdone Sweeney trades Pastrnak for Gormley straight up
>>69070168
Yeah but who's he making breakout passes to, Lee Stempniak?
>>69070264
its not though, more should have gone to edmonton, picks or prospects
>>69070264
No. Larsson is elite defensively.
>>69070264
EDM didn't get enough for Hall.
trading hall sucks, but ill live with it if we can fucking have a decent season finally
>>69070264
Probably.
>>69070305
>Devils
>prospects
They're going to have to take on every bad contract for and trade decent players for picks for a decade.
>>69070098
Less taxes too.
Players pay taxes depending where they play on any given night.
Playing in Tampa means half the year he'll pay Florida taxes. Conversely, playing in Toronto means half a year he'd pay Canadian taxes.
http://www.tsn.ca/talent/westhead-why-montreal-is-the-worst-nhl-city-when-it-s-tax-time-1.106798
>>69070166
If player agents are jews, you could partially blame them.
>>69070264
It's a win win for both teams. /sp/ is just spurging out
>Resign Stamkos
>Habs lose Sub
>Rags still rags
Bretty good day for tampa
>>69070264
Oilers got what they needed and paid a hefty price, the Devils got what they needed and paid a hefty price. Deal was pretty even.
May I have your unbiased opinion on this man? Thank you kindly.
>>69070364
its so much more of a win for the devils that its laughable
>Canada's face when
>>69070374
>a good day for tranpa is resigning blood clot man and two meme teams memeing
pretty sad desu
>>69070374
You know, as a wong, I'm okay with this. >we won't be contenders for a handful of years yet, and by that time stamkos won't be the same anymore, so it would have been a fat contract for not a whole lot in the long run to >my team
Regardless, might I say
>tranpa gay lbgtning
>>69067848
an inury free, best season of his carreer playing Carey Price (cup inbound of course)
>>69070399
>the Devils paid a hefty price
>Deal was pretty even.
>>69070413
has to become the next doughty or toronto is in the same hole as edmonton
>>69070094
I guess what I'm saying is that I'll be cautiously optimistic until proven wrong. The Habs and Preds are two very different teams with very different coaches, systems and players. We'll be in a better position to compare both players a year from now
>trading your best player for a plug straight up
>>69070399
Was it really though
>>69070462
Did you read the entire two sentence post, friendo?
>>69070462
>lost their best dman
>only decent one is 35 years old
Now they've got to rely on Schnider if they want to make the playoffs.
>>69068708
canes
>>69070168
What is the most meaningless stat and why is it ice time bros?
What does /hoc/ think about my fellow native in the pic related?
I personally think he isn't really good anymore and the fact that the >rags want him can't be a coincidence
Also
Will any NHL-club grab Grabner?
>Matt martin is from Windsor
He is rightful Red Wings clay, no other teams sign pls
I come from the future, the dank memes in /hoc/ will cause World Wat 4.
Stop before it's too late.
>>69070264
Literally lol'd irl
>>69067848
Luongo
Anyone else fucking excited for tomorrow and July 1? I have a feeling more blockbuster news coming
>YFW jarmo is smart as fuck
>YFW Seth jones deal
>YFW Seth jones didn't want to go anywhere else
>>69070548
I'm ready for more memes
>>69070552
i wonder if the bois really is worth the 3rd overall pick
Who /absolutely fleeced/ here?
>>69070502
New Jersey having no talent doesn't make the trade equal
>>69070512
Isn't Grabner's groin broke? If he can't skate he can't be Grabner anymore
>>69070552
Easy to say after you've signed
>>69070548
Shit's gonna be top meme
>>69070548
It's gon b gud. I really hope the Habs won't re-sign Weise
>>69070578
Jarmo is smart he drafted a good defender a great 2nd liner in the 3rd round and a Jamie benn style player
>>69070517
Bergevin is probably fapping to the thought of signing him to an 8 year contract right now
>>69070590
No grabner got 2 surgeries and a shitton of healing therapy and is now healthy and fit to play some seasons
>>69070637
you usually want more from a 3rd overall than a great 2nd liner.
>posted in dead thread
the fags having a stroke over this are the same that were crying that bergevin doesn't take enough risks
>he's too old
4 years older, and that's the entire point - a bit more experience, a lot more leadership. for a directionless club like the habs that can make a huge difference, especially taking into account the shit subban was apparently stirring with the organization. and this is despite all his positive media appearances and 10 mil to a kids' hospital and shit
>he has more points in the last 3 years
he does, but he has less goals. AND weber has something like 155-160 less turnovers which is insane when you think about it
>subban still has his prime ahead of him
sure he probably does. which doesn't mean weber's performance is gonna sharply drop in the next few years. and a few years is all the habs have got because price IS in his prime.
>weber has a monster contract
yeah, he does. a bit less expensive than subbs, but he does.
>keep therrien instead of subban!!!
it's weird to be that confident in the people you work with yeah, but maybe weber will work better in da system
i like subbs a lot, but weber can still bring a lot to the table: he's bigger and has a mammoth slapshot. it's not a huge talent trade on the ice but may be off ice.
i'm cautiously optimistic desu. can't wait to see this team play, with all the d players they have now. obviously bergevin needs to get a good right wing free agent (okposo?)
>>69067848
Pavelec
>>69068647
Your team actually looks really shitty without Hall
>>69070584
>why don't we take our best players, and push them somewhere else?
alright /habs/ bro
what's a painless way of ending my self ?
>>69070264
Larsson is not good enough to warrant trading a player like Hall for him. Should have been Eberle + at least. They didn't optimize Hall's value.
>>69070659
>the fags having a stroke over this are the same that were crying that bergevin doesn't take enough risks
Trading the next first round pick is a risk. This is walking through traffic
Better hop on this bandwagon, this autistic fuck is gonna make a dynasty
ATTENTION
Let's not forget the fact that teams have to give up players for next year. Smart GMs will make preemptive moves
shoutout to all the GMs involved in deals today
the dumb ones and the smart, thanks for the entertainment
>>69067848
Ward
>>69069684
Habs window closed last year, they'll always have a shot at a wildcard cause of price but they'll never win a cup with the team, coaching, and management
Oilers I'll give you Andrew MacDonald straight up for Eberle
>>69070045
>le epic randum player hehehe pizza and warcraft :3
>>69070721
Does the team pick any player off the roster or are they protected
>>69070721
What are the exemption rules again?
>yfwtbswtsc
also, LOL @ EDM + MTL
>>69070696
you could be black in tenessee
>>69070719
please not
I am a Stars fan and my GF is a yotes fan
Always loved teasing her a bit with that the Stars are at least not as bad/ways better (last 3 seasons) than her team
Don't want the tides to turn
>>69070788
Have their ELC start last year
>>69070659
It's retarded because at the end of the day they traded away future potential for short term results because Bergie and Therrien think they're still contenders. They're not.
>>69070168
3 of those defenders are pretty good
>>69070659
Agree with most of this
>Bergevin only picks up small players!!!
>He's afraid to make big trades!!!
>Small-stakes GM!!!
Fast-forward to today
>omggggg weber is the worst d in the league why am I not the habs' GM!!!
>>69070800
>yfwtcbjwtsc
>>69070825
Have you been to Memphis, son? Nothing but niggers. He'd be fine in Tennessee.
>>69070659
This. The biggest difference will be off the ice/in the locker room. Even more than the turnovers
>>69070857
Jon is a canes meme famalamarino
>>69070845
She's gonna peg you bro
>>69067848
Dan Cloutier
>>69070862
He fits right it
Almost like harambe
>>69070719
With cap floor limitations? Get the fuck outta here with that stale meme
apologize
>>69070872
No he's not
>>69070873
>my 4"9" qt. pegging me
>mfw
>>69070895
When he dumps Carle.
>>69070659
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>>69070920
He's not a magician
>>69070584
How are you coping in this time of tragedy?
>>69070777
the panthers are really embracing that sort of sensibility. it's horrific. ekblad might be the most reddit player in the league, burns is close though
>>69070413
I watched him in Moose Jaw his draft year. He's a special talent, but he's still not the same as he was before breaking his leg. His skating was even faster before if you can believe it.
>>69070760
>according to Bergevin
With that being said, he's not done trading/signing players to reach his end goal. Ever since he got here he's been talking about a five year plan. Now is the time to shit or get off the pot. Not that I'm confident in his ability to build a Cup contending team but still
Tampa already winning
>>69070900
I fucked a Mexican chick that was really tiny last week, my dick looked enormous
>>69070920
After the memes the Oilers pulled today you never know.
>>69070862
yeah i'm sure he'll do just fine in a confederate state
he better stay in the city unless he wants to hang out with some apples
>>69070941
the most reddit player in the league is pk subban. the most 4chan player is alex semin
>>69070941
The panthers are pretty reddit but Burns is definitely number 1
>>69070983
the most 4chan is draisaitl
>>69070849
Short term results are all the team can hope for.
>Price's prime is fleeting
>Markov has one more season
>Who knows how long Patches and Pleky have to go
After that they have to rebuild everything again, like they've been doing for the past two decades. So knowing that the habs have made the players in 2 of the last 3 years I'd say the time to shine is now.
>>69070854
This is a false equivalence.
If you mean to suggest that any "big trade" would necessitate moving one of our core pieces, then you have a pretty narrow definition of what a big trade is.
Most critics wanted >us to be moving picks for rentals. I assume that's what we'll start doing now with Weber at 31 but it's never been a risky approach to do that. If it's too early in the year you can always lottery protect it like Pittsburgh in the Kessel deal.
>>69070983
Most reddit is either John Scott or Phil Kessel. And what exactly makes Semin the most 4chan player anyway
>>69070983
>cozy home in beautiful Maгнитoгopcк
>get to stay with family, sex with beautiful orthodox wife
>smoke a pack of darts a day
>play hockey with the old boys
>the caroline hurricane still sending pyб135 million a year until 2021
why don't all russians do this?
semin truly is elite
>>69070983
Scott is the most reddit player.
>>69071032
>Most critics wanted >us to be moving picks for rentals
But that's retarded. They're barely a playoffs team right now
![tumblr_n4rvp4ZUmy1rxblazo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rzoXH0C.gif "tumblr n4rvp4ZUmy1rxblazo1 500[1]")
>>69070719
did they do the documentary series thing leading up to the cup this year and is it online and whats it called again
>>69071041
>player
he's a piece of shit.
>>69071053
30 for 30
>>69070045
>>69070941
Burns is actually retarded though so he has an excuse
>>69070872
can I save this canes pepe?
t. someone who makes most of the canes OC
>>69071053
Yes
Don't Know
>>69071004
>drafted to meme team
nah.
>we got le black man
Nice maybe minorities here will watch hockey
>>69071112
It sure worked for Atlanta
>>69071012
I disagree.
Pacioretty is as soft a butter; he'll gain some longevity as a result. Markov will be replaced by Sergachev.
Price getting older and losing Plekanec hurts but it can be remedied by trading youth to better the team immediately to lighten Price's load. Plekanec is replaceable externally if you are savvy enough to trade picks to get a #2 c.
We probably had another 5-6 years before noticing any dramatic decline. Weber hurts that a bit but I'm not sure how dramatically he'll age
>>69071112
Isn't Nashville white?
>>69071125
Don't even get me started again lol.
I just woke up! WTF HAPPENED!!?!?!
>>69070941
>hating on memes
KYS
>>69071129
Mostly.
>>69071086
We are on 4 chan bro just take it friendo
>>69070954
The fact I just love enjoy is that she also loves hockey and we are both season ticket holders at our local team
FEELS SO BASED
>>69071146
>tfw trying to imagine hallsy in red
It's hideous.
>>69071146
Oilels traded for some literal who
Habs BTFO
Laffs BTFO
Today is a good day.
name a more based professional athlete
>bonus points, must be based off the field/ice
protip- you cant
>>69071012
Plekanec will be gone with the expansion draft most likely
>>69071048
Obviously I was referring to prior to this dumpster fire of a season.
Regardless, if you want to win during Weber's prime we'll have to start moving picks out.
>>69071146
you had far too much to drink yesterday
>>69071129
Were pretty much America's demographics made smaller minus spics so ya
>>69071168
Subban
>>69071169
Still a year away.
>implying Subban wouldn't be a burnout anyway
>>69071127
>it can be remedied by trading youth to better the team immediately to lighten Price's load
So you're saying that we know shit is gonna hit the fan in a few years, but when we get there we can just sacrifice the team's future . Who cares about the time it takes to rebuild afterwards, right?
I don't see it.
>>69071163
>>69071167
>>69071174
We couldn't get someone like Subban or anything better than Larsson?!?!? We could've fucking picked Larsson in the draft years back ffs!!!!!!!!!
wayne gretzky is a dweeb
>>69071212
bobby orr was gay
>>69071172
Yeah I guess I would tend to agree with that. They need to go all out. Worse case Ontario, they don't win the Cup and they're bottom feeders for a few years but get high draft picks to rebuild properly. The worst possible outcome would be another decade of middling mediocrity
>>69071205
>We could've fucking picked Larsson in the draft years back ffs!!!!!!!!!
AND gotten another player/pick out of the deal
wayne gretzky is such a fag lmao im watching home videos from his wedding in that kings ransom documentary
>>69071168
That was easy
>>69071212
worse, he's Ukrainian
new bread?
>captcha: bread
what are the chances of the >craps winning the cup?
>>69071223
hes a fag
>>69071226
Doubt Therrien and Berg make it to next season should the shitshow that was last season repeats.
>>69071267
With Ovechkin? Literally zero. You can't have your best player be as one-dimensional as him.
>>69071278
They're gone 1000000% if they miss the playoffs again. I wouldn't be surprised if that smug frog cunt bergevin resigns.
>>69071196
Yes. If you believe that Subban (Weber)/Pacioretty/Price/Galchenyuk was a good enough core to win the cup then it is worth trading picks and prospects to get the complementary players to prolong their contention.
If you don't believe that core can compete with a cup then best you blow it up and rebuild from scratch. You're not going to "build from the draft" picking 26th overall each year (which is where Price would take us).
2017 is our year
>s..stammer just said he wants to stay in tampa for no reason
>t.. toronto here he comes
>detroit red wings go from literally being the #1 destination in the entire nhl to bargain bin hasbins
So Holland is a faggot who cannot do shit without billion dollar illitch writing checks, right?
>>69070413
Pretty good but he needs guidance to become elite which Toronto can't provide because they're shit.
Also the broken leg shit fucked him up.
>>69070659
>he does, but he has less goals. AND weber has something like 155-160 less turnovers which is insane when you think about it
No he lets Roman josi handle the puck you fucking moron.
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