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Pepe has been replaced by hoc-kay
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3rd for golden generation
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Dont hold your breath, the jets moving back to the eastern conference (unlikely) is your only hope. Or possibly chicago (again unlkely). Either way you need a way for the conferences to balanced. If we have another oil boom in a few years that might help you too because of the stronger dollar
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>bombston
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>>68965467
>jets moving back to the eastern conference ) is your only hope
wat
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>>68965467
U okay anon?
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>>68965501
>drafting a kid in the first round who you don't project to be a top 6 forward
Holy fuck that's embarrassing.
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The Nordiques need to come back if only for that jersey
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>>68965590
I feel bad for the kid. He didn't ask to be drafted by a bunch of retards and have his name become known throughout the hockey world.
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>>68965717
Yeah I can't imagine. He was projected to be a 3-4th round pick and bombston drafts him in the first round.
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>>68965180
>>68965284
>>68965679
REMOVE LOWER CANADA
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>>68965284
Thanks for the template, here's some hockey OC
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>>68965796
Imagine what the fans will do to him.
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>>68965839
worst thing ive ever seen, delete that and never do anything creative again
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>yfw the only canadian cities the NHL actually wanted teams in were Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver
>yfw Edmonton, Quebec City, Calgary and Winnipeg are forever second class

>>68965976
Odds are they never see him outside of development/rookie camps
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>>68965976
He will probably never make the nhl so he won't have to worry about it.
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>/hoc/ thread
>15 posts

tis truly summer
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>>68966037
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>>68965180
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I'm writing a paper about the Dallas Stars for my speech class. What are some interesting facts about the team /hoc/?
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>>68966179
>Dallas
ur a faget
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>>68966016
>Ottawa
Nigger they almost moved in '03.
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I'm liking this new OC. Very unusual.
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>>68966179
The Stars have won seven division titles in Dallas, two President's Trophies as the top regular season team in the NHL, the Western Conference championship twice, and in 1998–99, the Stanley Cup.
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>>68966179
They have two meme goalies and play like its the 80s.
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>>68966288
Yeah but the others got their team through the WHA, relocation or both. Vancouver and Ottawa got real expansion teams.
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>>68966179
From '98 to' 01, the Stars eliminated the Oilers from the playoffs literally every year. Then they did it again in '03.

Hold me.
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>>68966179
How do you vocalize an asterisks?
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>>68966521
Hehehe you suck lol. Go Stars.
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>>68966179
They have been infinitely more successful than when they were in Minnesota.
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>>68966597
Delete this now.
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>>68966672
Only if I can delete your team lol.
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>>68966713
I hope a Mexican deletes your life
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>>68965180
Cucked by Vegas edition
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>>68965180

>le petite village de Queerbec City
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In honor of the Oilers getting Bulju I have crafted a clip art pig

Enjoy
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>>68966785
I don't live near Mexicans lol. Have fun with your drunk prairie niggers.
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>>68965501
>>68965590

Bruins fans reactions to both their picks

>McAvoy over Chychrun and Fabbro:
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2095195&page=23

>Trent "who?" Frederic
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2095755&page=3
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Post >yfw Pronger and Datsyuk tear the league up this season. Go Yotes!
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>>68966906
>texico
>no mexicans
gud joke m8
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>>68966892
I like it.
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so when is the NHL going into mexico city?
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>>68967072
I live in a rural town in the panhandle that's mostly white.
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>>68967152
The Kongs have been here for 50 years dummy.
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>>68966892
PIG POSTER
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>>68967201
Whatever you say Jose enjoy your single cup and your >finnish goaltending
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Comfy
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>>68967494
My name is George lol and at least my team is competitive, unlike your garbage heap.
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>>68966179
Both goalies had 25 wins this season despite being complete shit
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>>68967619
The Grant Fuhr effect
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>>68967619
That's because the Stars make everything around them better. Go Stars!
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>>68967578
>competitive
maybe in the regular season, you wont win anything with your shit tier goalies and defensemen, meanwhile the oilers have a future dynasty and the best player in the league. And I dont live in mexico jr.
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>>68967694
A bunch of meme forwards and a dumpster fire FO won't even improve your team. Have fun in the basement with your drunk natives and snow while I have my barbecue and beer.
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Not enough Jon in this thread
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>Elliotte Friedman Verified account
@FriedgeHNIC

>Since my KHL news from earlier today was so well-received, let's try another. There are rumblings tonight Vadim Shipachyov...
>who we were told could not come to the NHL for 2016-17, may still be a possibility. Let's see where this one goes, too.
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>>68967619
>10 million dollars in goalies
>still cant save anything
>>68967817
>bunch of meme forwards
You literally just described the stars LMAO
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>>68967881
But at least my meme forwards have a good coach.
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>yfwswtc
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>these delusional Oilers and Stars fans
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>>68967927
The high point of Lindy Ruff's career was being carried by Hasek and losing to you guys
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so alfonso ribero is the host of america's funniest home videos now

that's a pretty good meme i think
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>>68966037
Show that yellow ass and maybe it'll speed up
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>mfw some fatass from texas tries to tell me about hockey
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>>68968038
I'm doing the Carlton. Which is funny because that's my middle name.
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>>68968111
>mfw you keep egging him on instead of not replying
You're fighting a losing game bro. If you give him a you he's going to keep on.
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Anyone have lewd liz pictures?
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>>68968213
I didn't reply last time though.
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>>68968135
that IS funny.

>>68968290
is it a BBC episode?
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>>68968321
Good because I don't want to pull your leg anymore. I've been false flagging as a Stars fan the whole time. I don't even live in Texas.
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>>68968413
I don't even live in the south and I post about the stars lel
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>>68965590
So what happened. Did Boston just drop their draft order list all over the ground, hastily tried to put them in order and accidentally got the order wrong and then drafted the wrong guy?
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>>68968413
>>68968456
I'm the guy who posted 'fuck you to death Carolina', then another guy took over the argument for me. I think we all just got got.
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>>68968513
They didn't have a third round pick so they figured they'd pick one there.
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>>68968555
Yup
I am not even from Edmonton I was just trolling this faggot>>68968413 lmao
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>>68968555
I was the guy shitposting about Carolina destroying the Oilers lol. I think we all played ourselves.
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>>68968601
kek I don't even like hockey and I post memes
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OC meme
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>>68968513
basically they did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz-PtEJEaqY
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>>68968871
SUPREME MEME
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severe lack of finns in this thread t b h
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Just made this
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>>68968513
Sweeneys wild ride. He did this last year too
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>>68968513
>Did Boston just drop their draft order list all over the ground

That was Tampa
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>>68969359
copa america m8
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>>68968629
>>68968601
>>68968555
Lmao Jesus Christ. We haven't even hit free agency yet, and this general is already in a death spiral.
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>>68969782
The draft was boring af. There's nothing to meme about, except Columbus.
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>>68969630
>copa AMERICA
>finland

finnish education, ladies and faggots
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>>68969924
The draft was pretty dank to be honest.
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>>68969966
There were no decent trades.
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>>68970046
Were you one of those gullible idiots believing all the fabricated trade rumours?
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>>68970059
ugh not kawaii.
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>>68970046
>
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>>68965839
>>68969367
>>68970059
Awesome. These should be new offical memes
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>>68970106
To be fair a lot of people thought there would be more movement to get around the expansion draft protection restrictions. Might still happen on july 1st.
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>>68969367
I want liz to suck my dick. Those lips were made to do so
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>>68970348
It happens every year. It's how they hype the draft.
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>>68969359
what do you expect they all got drafted

i'm going to miss pulu
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>>68970106
No, there's almost always bigger moves at the draft than Elliot to Calgary.

Last year the Bruins moved Hamilton and Lucic, then passed on Barzal and Connor to trade literally who's

Two years ago was the Kesler trade, year before that there was the Schneider trade.
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>>68970639
The bruins trade was pretty wild but the rest were meh
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>>68970639
Don't forget le can't skate or score man
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>>68970776
Considering everyone at the time thought Luongo was getting moved and then they moved Schneider, it was pretty memey.
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>>68967967
>your face when seguin wants thick cock
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>>68971158
Based Lou fleecing the fuck out of hongcouver.
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>>68971374
The islanders offered more, imo. They offered the 15th overall(Pulock) + Niederreiter. The Canucks wanted the 15th overall + Nelson.
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>>68966536
"but"
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>>68970549
Of course, but you have situations like with Fowler and Fleury where them leaving is almost inevitable.
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>>68971690
>draft bust horvat instead of pulock
>need blue chip D prospect so draft Juolevi instead of Tkachuk

>cantpucks asset management
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>>68972234
I'm honestly curious where fowler goes. Edmonton would be way smarter to target him than fucking shittkurk
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2017 is our year
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Fowler sucks dick. Anyone giving up significant assets for him is going to regret it.
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>>68972276
>tfw my boss might think i'm crazy because i think he heard me yelling at the TV during the draft
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>Logan Stanley for German Rubstov and Pascal Laberge

wew that was terrible, reminds me of Tyler Biggs for Rakell and Gibson
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>>68972533
>messi
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN
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>>68972917
Thank god his ass is gone and the Debbies can rebuild properly.
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happening
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>>68972349
Buffalo and Montreal were the rumored destinations prior to the draft but I don't know if Buffalo is done now that they've acquired Kulikov.

Montreal would have to move Emelin or Beaulieu. I doubt Anaheim would want Beaulieu in any exchange considering their surplus at defense even in the AHL.

Edmonton probably wants a RHD given that they have Nurse, Klefbom, Sekera and Davidson on the left.
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>>68973192
>rags
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>>68973090
He single handedly destroyed an NHL team. And then the leafs hired him lmao
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>>68972917
>le no long hair man
kek, how buttblasted can one bald man be?
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>>68973464
Last good thing he did was stealing Schnider from Hongcouver.
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>>68973464
>>68973640
I posted that picture on the Laffs Facebook page and I had so many angry replies from delusional idiots calling me all kinds of names lol.
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>>68965284
>Implying that a stanley cup winning team will move

fuck off quebec fuck
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>>68973711
Bean memes can't save your franchise.
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>>68973812
Look at the flag, m8. There's no way he's a Canes fan, lol.
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>>68973931
I know a canes fan and I'm from Toronto. Not everyone roots for the hometown team.
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>>68968871
That's some dank Jon OC homie
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>>68972349
They should, but given their desperate need for a righty, and the new GM's insistence for size and toughness, I doubt Fowler would be very desirable. Plus, Ana would probably want too much for him. Plus Plus, Edm wants to trade Eberle, RNH, or possibly even Hall for their top 2 defender, so Ana would just be taking on another big contract.
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>>68973706
lel
post it on hfboards for extra keks
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>>68974117
Well most people do, I dont blame you for abandoning the >laffs though
Dogshit franchise
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>>68973192
Stamkos to >rags fits tbqh. They have always been suckers for overrated overpaid players that don't help their teams win in the playoffs.

>rags
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>>68974458
I'm a Bolts fan and I would accept that. I hope they give him 10 million like he wants lol.
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>>68973706
It's not even hard to see either. Just look at his most recent "big" trade. Picks up Andersson for a first overall and cond 2nd overall. The leafs are suppose to be in a rebuild phase, yet they are wasting high picks on a goalie from Ana who will be old balls by the time they are ready to compete. That's just fucking retarded.
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>>68974523
You'd think people would have learned after Staal. You don't ever want your top paid center to be a scorer who can't play defense.
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Now that Las Vegas is a confirmed team the NHL will have 31 teams. To expand to 50 this is the route I would take.

The first thing I would do is revive teams that have been defunct which are the Quebec Nordiques, Hamilton Tigers, Hartford Whalers, Kansas City Scouts, Cleveland Baron and Altanta Thrashers.

For the next 13 expansion teams I first looked at the most populated cities that have a team in NBA, NFL, and MLB, but not the NHL which is only Houston. Then cities with at least 2 teams in NBA, NFL or MLB: San Diego, New Orleans, Baltimore, Seattle, Indianapolis. Then most populated cities with at least 1 team: Sacramento, San Antonio, Portland, Salt Lake City, Orlando, Oklahoma City. Then I threw in Saskatoon because I needed another Canadian city in the West.

The season will be expanded to 106 games. With 4 games(2 home, 2 away) against each division opponent and 2 games(1 home, 1 away) against the other 45 teams. Also,the playoffs will be expanded to 32 teams.

For alignment of the divisions I decided to group teams into 2 Conferences(East and West) with 5 division of 5 teams within each conference. Then for divisions I grouped teams geographically and culturally and ignored some rivalries.
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shomi da munee
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Jon gets a finnish woman
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Fresh oc
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>>68974655
Not to mention the absolute busts they drafted outside of matthews. The laffs will never have competent management. Not even babcock will save this franchise.
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West

Canadian West Division
Vancouver Canucks
Calgary Flames
Edmonton Oilers
Winnipeg Jets
Saskatoon Sasquatch

California Division
San Jose Sharks
Los Angeles Kings
Anaheim Ducks
San Diego Gulls
Sacramento Terminators

Trump Wall Division
Arizona Coyotes
Dallas Stars
Houston Missiles
San Antonio Alamo
Oklahoma City Creek

Rocky Mountains Division
Colorado Avalanche
Las Vegas Black Knights
Seattle Hedgehogs
Portland Dysentery
Salt Lake City Mormons

Great Lakes Division
Detroit Red Wings
Chicago Blackhawks
Minnesota Wild
St. Louis Blues
Kansas City Scouts

East

Canadian East Division
Montreal Canadiens
Ottawa Senators
Toronto Maple Leafs
Quebec City Nordiques
Hamilton Tigers

Metro Division
New York Rangers
New York Islanders
Buffalo Sabres
Boston Bruins
Hartford Whalers

Puritan Division
Pittsburgh Penguins
Philadelphia Flyers
New Jersey Devils
Washington Capitals
Baltimore Dragons

Gulf Division
Florida Panthers
Tampa Bay Lightning
Orlando Bullets
Atlanta Thrashers
New Orleans Looters

Appalachian Division
Carolina Hurricanes
Nashville Predators
Columbus Blue Jackets
Cleveland Barons
Indianapolis Racers
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>>68965180
QUEBEC WILL NEVER BE INDEPENDENT

YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SUCKLE AT OTTAWA'S TEAT
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>>68974801
>>68974855
So basically you want to dilute the league's talent level even more? The league only needs one more team to be even.
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>>68974855
Must've taken a lot of effort to steal from reddit
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>>68974996
no not really
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>>68974855
>51 teams
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>>68974801
That's next level memery. Might as well just reopen the WHA, and then have the NHL champion vs the WHA champion at the end.
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>>68974776
The problem with Staal was that his skating fell off the cliff from injuries.

I think you can win with your best player being just a scorer but it can't be someone like Stamkos who at this point is a 65-70 point scorer.
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>>68974837
The Phaneuf trade was also a load of dog crap. The only reason Ott wins that trade, because Phaneuf isn't the reason, is because Tor took on all their shit players/contracts and got a player who can actually still play.
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>>68974855
>Saskatoon Sasquatch
We'd prefer to be called the Saskatchewan Saskatoon Berries.
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>>68975319
Why not put the team in Regina though, with the Roughriders?
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>>68975136
He could still put up 40g+ and 80p+ seasons if they started calling more penalties, which they will do to increase scoring.
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>>68975415
They could. Saskatoon Berry is a type of Berry, so not necessary for them to be in Saskatoon to be called that name. I'd also settle for the Saskatchewan Lynx.
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So at this point, does Edmonton even stand a chance at getting a top 4 right hand dman through a trade this offseason? Or should they focus on overpaying Demers in FA?
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>>68975707
They won't sign Demers, only Gryba then rely on le all by himself man
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>>68975707
Shattenkirk is still probably available.

Just depends if they are willing to pay the price. At this point it's almost laughable to try and balance keeping all those forwards together.
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>>68965284
>>68973812
>>68973931
>>68974117
>implying

>>68974855
>Whalers
Top fucking kek what a hot meme
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>>68975869
Shattenkirk is hardly even worth Eberle at this point though. They are only guaranteed 1 season out of the guy, and then he is free to sign elsewhere, which he probably will do. It's a huge gamble hoping they will make the playoffs next year by adding him.

I think they are better off trading for lower end right hand dmen that can add depth so they aren't resorting to calling up a horde of left hand guys like they did last season. Too bad they didn't get in on the Deangelo trade. He has pp ability and was fairly cheep at a 4th rnd pick. They should focus on moving Yakupov for a similar player (performing under expectations) that plays d and has a right hand shot.
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OUR

FUCKING

YEAR
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>>68976174
I don't see how Shattenkirk isn't worth more than Eberle. Shattenkirk can fit into a top pairing and is sound defensively putting up 40 points. Eberle is a soft winger who scored at a 55 point pace last season. I find it doubtful you'd fail to sign Shattenkirk long-term even if it'd mean an overpayment.

I think they need composed NHL talent on the right side. Their forward core is already over-ripe, they have wing depth of Hall, Puljujarvi, Pouliot, Yakupov and perhaps an UFA this year, plus they have three top 6 centres.

They shouldn't wait any more years to progress away from the basement.
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>>68976174
Chairelli has acquired one top pairing defender in his entire career (Chara) out of pure luck (Redden)

Your best hope is that Nurse becomes that Derrien Hatcher type mobile wrecking ball on the backend.
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>>68976356
tfw Reway sticks in the NHL and puts up 60 points
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>>68976421
It's all dependent on him resigning though. I think that is a big if too, especially if it is another year in the bottom of the division fighting it out with Arizona, Vancouver, and Calgary. And say they do resign, is it really a good idea to have another overpaid top 4 guy on the team? They will eventually need to sign McDavid, Draisaitl and Pulju as well. They already have too many overpaid players.
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Did any Finn proscout explain the Florida pick? Literally who
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>>68976428
>Hatcher
>mobile
The guy was slow af
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>>68976637
If Eberle is gone isn't the worst that they have to deal with just Hall and RNH at 6m until 2020 and 2021 respectively?

Ference, Pouliot and Fayne all expire within the next two years.
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>>68976691
apparently it was some finnish scout(who pushed through the barkov pick, tallon would have wanted drouin if i remember right) who the florida scouts etc other brass call "the god" (not even joking) that really wanted that Börgström guy.

He said that the guy has elite skill and is one of the most skilled guys in the draft. It's interesting prospect for sure. He was 5'9 like one year ago and now he's 6'3. That's why he wasn't chosen last year.
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>>68974855
>Wisconsin, the TRUE state of hockey still without a team

ya fucked up
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>>68976779
I'd say Klefbom is overpaid right now, and so is Sekera.
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>>68976836
Gootta look it up when I get home.e
Thanks
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You may only reply to this post if 2016-17 is your team's year.
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>>68977021
2016-17 is the Debbie's year!
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>>68977021
nice
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>>68976954
I think they are both fine top 4 guys. Sekera is a bit pricey but nothing too staggering. Klefbom was injured a lot last year but his deal is pretty good. It's acceptable value right now and you hope that he continues his development curve making it a steal.

I wish we signed Subban to that kind of deal instead of lowballing him on a bridge deal and then bitching for three years about his contract after he showed them up with a Norris the first year of the bridge.
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Someone has been slinging memes where they ought not to be

Don't let me catch you again
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>>68977021
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>>68977021
/lifelong oilers fan here
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>>68977101
I SEE THAT 8%
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>>68977101
>he wasn't here for /tv/ /hoc/ general
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>>68977167
Who /lifelong/ here

Gatineau reporting in
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>>68977021
right here

with gunbranson and olli whatsisname we'll be unstoppable
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>>68977394
Don't forget based Hutton and tryamkin
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>>68977545
and i bet horvat really hits his stride this year
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Cantcups thoughts/expectations for sutter this season?
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>>68977676
Hopefully he stays healthy and puts up 50 points and kills penalties like a beast
That said he won't and will get injured in October and be out all year again
>>68977587
He was close to a point per game in the spring, hope willy can keep that line together and they produce
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YOU ONLY GOT 1 SHOT
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>>68977920
to post that sweet sweet ass
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>yfw The Media snubbed Karlsson of the norris just to make him furious so that he could reach SS3 and win the cup for Ottawa for Canada's 150th.

Mark my words.
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>>68978007
Karlsson is shit on defense though. He's just a forward that plays from the back
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>>68978165
>65
>Implying Karlsson has to play defense when he's only ever in the offensive zone and nobody can breakout against him

Nice try though.
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>>68978165
>Sustaining zone pressure isn't a form of defense

Stick to basketball, Jamal
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>>68978165
>Karlsson is shit on defense though.
Nice meme.
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>>68978427
All this shows is that karlsson generates a lot of shots. It says nothing about his defensive play.
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>>68978575
>The Karlsson Can't hold his own blue line
>because he's too busy holding his opponents blue line
>Therefore he's bad at defense meme
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>>68978626
Just saying if you are talking about defense leave his offense out of it, you fucking retard
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>>68978660
Offense if the best form of defense though.

The opponent can't score when playing defense.
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>>68978684
I don't even disagree with you but referencing the guys offense every time someone questions his defense is fucking stupid
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>Karlssons shit at defense
>posts shot metrics
sure kay fine, but you could atleast post something like zone entry denials or zone exits instead of being a lazy fuck
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>>68978832
Karlsson's defense isn't even bad though. He makes great plays all the time and wins more pucks in the back end than most detractors would have you believe. He makes his gaffs but so does every defenseman. Defense is a position where errors are particularly glaring.

Even with only half of his offensive numbers Karlsson would still be considered a good defenseman.

>>68978847
Karlsson is literally the best by far of zone exits of anyone on the senators. I don't have the numbers on hand but i can guarantee that it isn't even close.
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>>68978847
Or shots against relative or Corsi against relative. There are literally a million things you could use
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>>68978933
It's not bad especially relative to his team mates. He is easily the best off defenseman in the league, and pretty good defensively. This year the voters decided to weigh defense a little heavier than offense.
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>>68979115

Good, because the best defenseman award should go to the defenseman who's best at playing defense.
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>>68979218
There should honestly be a Orr trophy. I mean as long as there's the Selke there's precedence.
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>>68979293

I agree.

Also they should rename the Norris after Lidstrom.
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>>68979218
Who would win
Hjalmarsson?
Beauchemin?
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>>68979320
And the Orr after Karlsson.

Wait too soon?
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>>68979473

I feel like it should wait until after Karlsson and Lidstrom die.
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Holy fuck the divegrass fags are taking over the entire board again
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>>68980769
i know right

all those south american flags are almost as bad as the european ones

i mean uh
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What does Pulju mean in Finnish? I know Jarvi means lake
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>tfw hocgeneral.com doesn't work anymore
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>>68980988

I literally just used it right now to find the thread stupid.
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>>68980981

esker. only laplanders use that word though
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>>68981461

?
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>>68972917
>>68973090
>made third most succesful team of the last 25 years
>ruined their future
What the hell was his plan?
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>>68978239
>>68978298
>>68978427
>>68978933

https://youtu.be/lEh55I5PTRs
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Who's going to get into Hall of fame today?

http://www.hhof.com/htmlInduct/ind16prolog.shtml
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How the hell is Dave Andreychuk not in HOF yet?
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>>68982254

He fucking sucks
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>>68982254
because he isn't good enough
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>>68982426
>>68982573
>1300 points
>600 goals
>not good
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>>68982641

He was a fucking Meme Play player. He didn't do fuck all even strength or when it matters. He was literally a poor man's Ovechkin and got all his shit from the PP.
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>>68982254
I love Andy, but it's not very hard to make a case against him.

Arguing whether it's a true Hall of GOATs or just a Hall of Very Goods and all that. He doesn't really have any outstanding individual awards or seasonal accomplishments outside of power play success and never competed internationally after 1986 despite playing through 2006.

He had longevity for sure, but when you compare him to other guys in those top rankings he tends to have a lot fewer points despite a similar number of games played, etc. Someone like Recchi, who's also not in the Hall yet, will get in before Andy does.

I think he might squeeze in eventually, mostly because of the power play record, but it'll require a weak couple of years for the voters first.
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>>68982649
>poor man's Ovechkin
But that was Bure
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>100% NHL probability

HOLY Bean is ELITE
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>>68980981
Either a shop/office etc. or a small mound. Although only the former is in general use and the latter only in lappland.
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>>68981461
Pulju is more commonly used as slang meaning "a company".
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>>68983279
>shop lake
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>>68983279
Pulju can be used for any building
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>>68983176

>mfw 13th overall

Is this another example of meme magic come to life?
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How would you rate Jagr's gf
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Tell me about Bean
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>post yfw pulju is confirmed to be McDavido fan
/lifelong/
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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/the-10-most-awkward-2016-nhl-draft-rookie-photos--gallery-113837478.html

Rude
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>yfwtbswtsc
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>>68983975
Thanks, Finland. This one with Coop is great.
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Shit team
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meme
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>>68983698
uglier khaleesi/5
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>>68984623
Screw you m8 she's a qt3.14
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>>68983698
Stripper/5
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>>68983955
/lifelong/ from St. Johns here
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Which team regresses the most next year?

Rags?
Minnesota?
TB?
Detroit?
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>>68978575
No, it's a differential. Which means the effect can be achieved by limiting opponents shots.
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Can Sweden tell me more about Carl Grundstrom?
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Where do they end up?
>Okposo
>Backes
>Lucic
>Stamkos
>Eriksson
>Demers
>Hamhuis
>Reimer
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>>68974855
>not OK City Bombers
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>>68985695
im not a swede but he is a bust
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>>68985711
Las vegas
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>>68985711
>Where do they end up?
>>Okposo
Panthers
>>Backes
Canucks
>>Lucic
Anaheim
>>Stamkos
Buffalo (kek)
>>Eriksson
Boston
>>Demers
Edmonton
>>Hamhuis
Buffalo
>>Reimer
Calgary
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>>68985754
I doubt the Ducks could afford Lucic with their internal cap
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>>68985754
I doubt hamhuis goes to Buffalo. They just got kulikov.
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>>68985746
That's bullshit but I believe you
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Been gone for a week /hoc/

Please explain Jon meme
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>>68985945
It's a meme, you dip.
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Tell me about Bean
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>>68983829
>>68986262
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>>68986538
>>68986560
>>68986581
DELETE THIS NOW
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>>68983975
American BTFO with their small and sour smiles. Truly the Finns know how to smile.
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>>68985619
>can be
It is skewed horribly by his shot generation. Offers nothing in terms of his defensive play
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just realised i've been to finland lads

pretty ecstatic about this t b h
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>>68986648
I bet it felt better for us.
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Lads

The Stan Leeb Owl is going to be in my building for two hours tomorrow
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>>68986734
cool, take some photos
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>>68982935
>i dont understand hockey: the post
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>>68986789
Actually Ovi is a poor man's Sakic.
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>>68986818
Id say Backstrom is closer to a poor mans Sakic
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>>68986818
lmao no
Ovi is a bigger faster stronger brett hull
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>>68986599
>>68986619
Why does he always make that creepy smile like Sheldon from TBBT
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>>68986818
Ovechkin and Sakic are extremely different players. Do you watch hockey or just shit post this board?
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>>68986904
I just wanted to meme lol.
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>mfw someone ranks Yzerman above Sakic
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>>68985711
>Okposo
Florida

>Backes
Calgary

>Lucic
Edmonton

>Stamkos
Buffalo

>Eriksson
Anaheim

>Demers
Edmonton

>Hamhuis
Dallas

>Reimer
Anaheim

Screencap this
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>>68974855
Stealing from reddit.

Fucking fag
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>>68987059
how do you know it was from reddit?
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>>68987136
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/4q075f/how_a_50_team_nhl_alignment_and_expansion_should/
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>>68987175
so you were on reddit?
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>>68987231
You got it maple nigger

>lel reddit user

Go back to your igloo
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>>68987249
wow
downvoted for racism
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>>68987249
>going to reddit and reposting it here
Doesn't get much more embarrassing than that.
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>>68985334
I'm not sure about Detroit anymore. But we really can't tell until like July 7th what any team will look like.

So detroit: Lost one of it's best play makers, it's best defensive forward, one of it's best scorers, and a leader for the young players...all in one guy.

The bright side is, we dumped his contract. Detroit has like $19 million in cap space sitting around right now. That's a lot of money to throw around.

Realistically, if nothing good comes of it and we only secure the RFAs from our roster, detroit definitely won't make the playoffs.

If detroit manages to grab stamkos, I think they've a fair shot assuming everyone falls into their roles and blash stops putting Helm on 4th line one game and 1st line the next (assuming we have helm at all)

The biggest issue is there are 2 rookies (Mantha, AA) and a sophomore (Larkin) likely to be on the roster, and them learning the trade can drag the team down somewhat
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>>68987501
It seems every year this conversation comes up with the wings. Yet they somehow find themselves in the playoffs. I'm starting to not even attempt to predict what they'll do anymore because they just keep doing it.
>>
>Filip Forsberg for 6mil per 6 years

ahahAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH what the fuck nashville?
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>>68986939
Good luck my friend
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>>68987991
Good deal. Not as good as Barkov's though.
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>>68988030
Luckily I didn't put a shitbucket guarantee.
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>>68987991
Wew lad that's a little steep.
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>>68988050
You wouldnt have come through it anyway, "pro scout"
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>>68987991
Seems a bit steep, but that's the going rate for 30 goal scorers
>>
Pay denbts
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>>68988185
If forsberg gets 6, monahan and Johnny are getting 7+
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>>68987501
>>68987569
I think the wings best move would be to win Stamkos sweepstakes. Hopefully >we're not too afraid to dump some dough.
I mean, what else could they do? I haven't heard much of any other deals they're looking at.
>post yfw wings cuck the bruins again
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>>68988132
>>68988189
I'm a different fag though.
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>>68987501
Datsyuk has been on a decline. Injuries have made him miss 72 games over the last 3 years, and his points are no where they used to be. If the wings had kept him, he would have been a decent 2nd or 3rd line center and a 1st line power kill. Last season was arguably his worst in quite a while.
Anyway, this off season has a better selection of UFA's than in previous years. If Detroit picks up several guys or Stamkos, I think they'll make the playoffs for sure. If Holland gets more veterans who do basically nothing (aka Weiss) it will be in jeopardy.
>>68988290
Why not Lucic for one year?
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>>68966179
They sent thousands of Sabres fans on suicide watch
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>>68988316
sure thing pekka
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>>68967967
lel
>>
>>68988328
Lucic didn't sign with the Kings because of term (not long enough).

No way he'll sign for one year unless it's a huge overpayment
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>>68988328
>lucic signing a 1 year deal
Next up, unicorns flying out of my ass.
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>>68966179
They will win the Stan Lee Cup this upcoming season.
>>
I have a feeling this year's UFA will start the slide towards a lockout again. Just look at what fucking Stastny got before.
>>
>Detroit Chicken Wings
typical nigger team

>Dallas Burrito Stars
beaner team
>>
>>68988328
Datsyuk's value can't be overstated though, games missed aside.

This year was like his first year doing less than 1 point per game, so you're definitely right about the decline, but even so, he does A LOT for the team. He's still incredibly strong on the puck, still incredibly smart, still defensively responsible, still a decent teacher and example, still an amazing puck handler.

It's a huge loss, there's no two ways around it.

The real question is: can we make up for it? Detroit is full of good passers. Just need a good scorer.
>>
>>68965180
>>68965284
>Quebec will never be independent
>Quebec will never have another NHL team
>The QMJHL will never be anything but a big fat meme
Haha
>>
>>68988328
>why not lucic

because just about every wings fan hates his guts and I imagine most veterans on the wings do too
>>
>>68988253
Manlet deserves 8, Monahan is being carried by him and deserves a lot less
>>
>>68988547
Larkin will step up. No way he busts now. He won't even come near to replacing Datsyuk, but he has no where to go but up I say.
>tfw still waiting for Mantha Mania
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>>68988604
Nah. Monahan deserves 7 and the turbo manlet deserves 7.5.
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>>68988551
the q produced several better players than your entire country
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>>68988671
That would be a mistake
>>
>>68988991
doesnt this show that gaudreau's CA/60 dramatically rises and his CF/60 dramatically drops when he is without monahan
>>
>>68988671
>monahan deserves 7
top fucking lel
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>>68989146
Whether you believe this or not he will get something very close to it.
>>
Why are eastern canadian players always muh skill manlets and western canadian players always big guys?
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>>68989102
No, those are Monahan's stats. Gaudreau's numbers don't change dramatically when he's not playing with Money.
>>
Who /lifelong/ here?
>>
>>68989278
>Barkov gets 5.9
>Monahan is at best as good as him

Eh, I guess he has more points to throw at the team as leverage. He doesn't deserve more though. Maybe Barkov was just being nice on the team and took less than market value.
>>
Jesse
>>
>Pulju to dedmonton
>Juolevi to Van hong kong

Fuck you and your shitty fanchises for ruining two possibly good finnish players. I am salty as fuck, I hope forest fires claim your asian and nigger cities
>>
>>68989432
and bustkov had a slow start to his career. Hes had 1 decent season, monahan has had 2.
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>>68989432
Florida got a decent price for Barkov. He probably could have asked for more. Both of them are very similar.
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>>68989534
Monahan is a year older too.
>>
Logan Brown will be the best player from this year's draft.

6'6'' Center with hands and top end hockey IQ
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>>68989695
>who is Price
>>
>>68989695
Price.
He's literally the Montreal Canadiens.
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>>68989695
price was one of the few that actually worked out

also Pierre absolutely hated that pick lel

https://youtu.be/WLNOtoJ8vb0
>>
so how stupid is columbus
>>
>>68989695
You're also forgetting MAF
>b-but he sucks
He helped the pens win a cup
>>
>>68989695
DiPietro
>>
>>68989733
true. I think barkov will be the better player, but monahan has had the better career so far
>>
>>68989780
>>68989784
>>68989854
Yeah forgot about him though he has yet to win a cup
Luongo is also acceptable

>>68990046
kek
>>
>>68989941
>le regular season frenchman

lel
any random free agent would have been able to "help the pens win a cup" that year
>>
2014 redraft
>>
>>68990153
>pastrnak that high
wat
>>
>>68990254
I stopped reading after he had Reinhart ahead of larkin.
>>
>>68990330
Elite vision, passing abillity and size > meme speed Manlet
>>
>>68990153
Nylander?
>>
>>68990153
This is why Canadian teams don't win the Stanley cup, people like you think they are smart
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>>68990471
your GM is canadian
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>>68990445
>calling the taller player a manlet
It would be a wise idea to understand what words mean before using them
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>>68990254
>>68990330
>>68990445
>>68990456
>>68990471
>they took the bait

Outside of the top 2 it's a fucking meme
>>
>>68990520
that is irrelevant Mr. 1993. fans like you make retard choices seem smart and let stupid moves be made
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>>68990552
>it's obviously bait
>it has nothing to do with being an idiot
Sure thing anon
>>
>>68990606
>claim canadians don't know about hockey
>his team is managed and coached by canadians
cool story fagiola
>>
>>68990672
please refer to >>68990153 while thinking about the past 23 fucking years
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>>68990876
Which team do you follow? How shitty is the coach and GM? Fucking canadians don't know a thing about hockey amirite?
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>>68991096
coach is American you went too far. You seem angry just admit every Canadian team is run by retards and >>68990153 is a Canadian retard.
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>>68986870
>actually thinking Ovi is better then Hull
Kill yourself Slavshit.
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>>68991285
looks like you fell for some b8, and then damage controlled by posting a canadian who is better than every american ever to play the game.
gg retard
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>>68991302
He is better than hull you moron. Better PPG and GPG average. Not to mention ovechkin plays in an error where a lazy wrister from the blue line won't score you a goal.

Ovie is literally the GOAT goal scorer.
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>>68991390
you keep moving the goal posts
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>>68991471
Your argument is invalid. Canadians know more about hockey than any other country. This isn't up for debate.
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>>68991543
So teams in Canada purposefully don't win the cup or am I missing something?
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>>68991625
Almost every single coach and GM in the league is canadian. I have forgotten more about hockey than your entire bandwagon fanbase knows.
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>>68991754
>I have forgotten more about hockey than your entire bandwagon fanbase knows.

of course you were the Americaitlyn poster. you sit here everyday waiting to have this same argument with someone for no reason. What country is the Stanley Cup winning coach from this year? Thanks for paying bill to win the cup laffer you can spam your stupid shit now
>>
>>68991625
>shittsburgh
Your team only exists because of a magical Frenchman.
>>
>>68991887
>starts an argument
>cries when he gets rekt
Every time
>>
>>68991894
>goalposts
>>
>>68991944
I didn't argue anything I asked a question that you have yet to answer. Statistically speaking a Canadian team should have accidentally won the cup since 1993 and if they're so smart I'm asking why they haven't. Please give me an answer.
>>
>>68991944
>no teams in the playoffs
>>
>>68992020
Canadians literally manage almost every team. Erego Canadian management wins almost every cup. Erego Canadians know more about hockey than your entire bandwagon fanbase
>>
>>68992111
>autocorrect
ergo
>>
>>68992059
>Every playoff team is made up of mostly Canadian managers, coaches, staff, and players
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>>68992111
Why do you refuse to answer my question? Are you just looking for a reason to post the same pictures you always post?
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>>68992303
I have answered your question. Canadians are the worlds premier source for hockey knowledge and talent.
I understand your frustration about this, but maybe the steelers will be good and you can hop off the pens bandwagon and feel better about your country.
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>>68992382
Why hasn't a team IN Canada won the Stanley cup in over 2 decades? Please answer. Since you're a laffs fan I will also accept an answer for why the richest team in the league that happens to be located in Canada hasn't won in 5 decades.

Please stop posting if you won't answer my question this is getting old.
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>>68991468
Kek he's not even in top 10
Best NHL sharpshooters are

Mike Bossy
Booby and Brett Hull
Maurice Richard
Marcel Dionne
Pavel Bure
Teemu Selanne
Jarome Iginla
Phil Esposito
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>>68992539
I am not a laffs fan
The richest team in the league can't just buy players because we have this thing called a salary cap, caitlyn. Please do some research before you post here, its embarassing.
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>>68992539
Easy: taxes. Assuming a Canadian team and and American team will pay you the same salary, you bring home more of that after taxes in the US.
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>>68992589
>The richest team in the league can't just buy players because we have this thing called a salary cap, caitlyn. Please do some research before you post here, its embarassing.

How young are you? Do you know how many years they continued losing while they were able to just buy players and we didn't have this thing called a salary cap, shitposter?
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THEY FIRED GLENN HEALY

NO MORE FUCKING HEALY

WE'RE FUCKING FREE
>>
>asspained canarabian int poster btfo
Good thread
>>
>>68992667
>this pongs bandwagoner accusing me of being a new fan
About eleven years
>>
>>68992693
Source? Because this news will be better than any FA signing combined. This guy is a smug pile of shit who is absolutely insufferable.
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>>68992810
Where did I say anything about being new? Why do you continue to ignore the questions I ask?
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>they resigned the silver fox
This makes me happy.
>>
>>68992693
>>68992835
ITS REAL! FUCKIN RIGHT I NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS DICK TREE AGAIN.
>>
>>68992898
You asserted that canadians didn't know anything about hockey. I told you in many different ways that this is untrue, and now you moved the goalposts to 1993 shitposting. I am embarassed for you.
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>>68992835
https://twitter.com/dshoalts

Rogers did a bunch of layoffs, including Healy and Hextall.

https://twitter.com/dshoalts/status/747462810628591616

>strombo replaced by ron
>no more healy
>rumours are damien cox is also fucking out the door
>>
>>68993037
What a shit company. One weekend you're working the nhl draft and a week later you're gone. That's pretty fucked up.
>>
>>68993007
Now you're making things up just so you can keep posting the same pictures you always post. Your life seems fun. I would have liked you to answer why the gods of Canada refuse to let a team in Canada win the cup because they're all powerful but I'll wait. Just remember the penguins have an American coach and more American players than Canadian.
>>
>Drouin carried the blots to the cup next year
>stammer doesn't even make the playoffs
>>
>>68993037
FUCKING
BASED
>>68993128
It probably has to do with viewship being down so low. Which probably has more to do with every team missing the playoff than healy being a humungous faggot
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>>68993200
3/4 conn smythe candidates were Canadian. Explain this without moving the goal posts please.
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>>68993200
>backpedaling
>I-I-I didn't say that
>>
>>68993128
>one day you're working and then the next you're not

thanks for the definition of "fired"

all jokes aside, I'm sure rogers has been contemplating layoffs for more than a singular day and probably waited until the incredibly busy week was over until they made any actions.
>>
>>68993291
They played well?

>>68993312
please show me where I said Canadians don't know anything about hockey. I said there are many Canadian retards and that is why teams in Canada can't win the cup.
>>
>Americans will never have national pride in their international teams
Feels bad man why can't you guys show up for the world cup
>>
>>68993371
Healy is shit and deserves to be canned. Cox I don't mind. I mean I'm not upset he's gone but idk if I would have chosen him.
>>
>>68993396
>trying to argue with a retarded high schooler
You goofd. Just give it up he'll never admit to being wrong
>>
>>68974801
I think Quebec next
Then KC and Austin/SA, that part of Texas is a huge market for any sport
>>
>>68993396
>backpedalling even further
you might as well say that canadians are the worlds premier source for hockey knowledge and talent now, cuck
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>>68993424
Pretending they don't care is the biggest national pastime in America
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>>68993484
Cox isn't very good, but he's been more of a radio person than TV person. I've never liked his articles nor do I care for his personality. He's a bit of a contrarian, which would be fine if he could back it up with actual opinions based on fact. Granted, he's been Toronto media until HNIC, so now he has to broaden his focus to a lot more, so he needed room to grow. But he's also a middle aged man, so growing is out of his wheelhouse.
>>
>>68993872
I don't disagree. But imo Cox is tolerable.
>>
>>68993515
>replying to myself
Literally the reason why the Cedar Park Stars and the Rampage don't get full cords every single night is because the people here think they're too good for minor league hockey
If they got a pro team to play at the AT&T center, every home game would be fucking packed
>>
>>68993515
I'm sorry
>>68994056
Meant for
>>68993624
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>>68993975
I think the bigger thing is outside of Friedman, everyone on their panel was replaceable.
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>>68994056
>another team in texas
>>
I say we move every Canadian team to America.
>>
>>68994599
Why would you want to kill hockey like that?
>>
>>68994735
Just for shits and giggles lol. I really don't want to move them.
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>>68966521
>implying those scrappy mid to late ninties battles weren't David vs Goliath tier.
>>
>>68994735

At the rate the Canadian dollar is going it'll save hockey.
>>
>No more David Amber on the Oilers T.V Channel

Hehhehehhh suck it deadMonton
>>
>>68993037
i liked leah hextall, she was always really fired up about the flames and was cute as well

too bad
>>
>>68995135
Nice meme
>>
Drew "silver fox" Miller signed to one year in Detroit. Pretty good signing imo

Darren "stone hands" helm was offered a contact, but wanted to hit the open market
>>
>>68995502
wow they really killed all the personality of local broadcasts

>hextall gone
>david amber moved with based ron maclean

if they fire gene principe im going to live stream my suicide
>>
>kovalchuck was -116 throughout his career
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>>68995975
Just do a late band wagon on Detroit and listen to based Mickey and Ken
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>>68995975
There's no fathomable way they could think that would benefit them. Too big of a personality to lose. Drew & Kevin are safe aswell.
>>
>>68995854

The only meme here is >1993
>>
>>68996257
how can one man's face be so meme?

oh ya

>binlad
>>
>>68996402
Well memed. I would upvote if I could.
>>
>>68996046
>1993
>>
>>68996402
>>68996711
>1980
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>>68995975
>liking gene

I hole you kill yourself anyway
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How do I get into hockey? The teams (or rather the cities) that catch my eye are toronto and montreal, WAT DO?
>>
>>68997093
toronto. hop on that bandwagon cause they are gettin the cup this year
>>
>>68997093
Split the difference and cheer for Ottawa.

But you get into hockey by watching hockey games when the season starts again in October.
>>
>>68996986
fuck you
>>
>>68997093
>montreal and Toronto

Continue not liking hockey, thank me in 20 years
>>
>>68997093
>>68997093
so your first post and you're the only animefag here that probably loves gay divegrass meme players and the biggest meme player equivalent to your tsuu spam faggotry plays for the oilers
so there you go.
or do you like toronto and montreal because you're a shitskin?
well its canada either way
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>>68997093
fuck off we're full
>>
>>68997312
>>68997312
>mad at pulju
>>
>>68997093
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
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Who can stop >us?
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>>68997445
Nothing. You're winner.
>>
>>68997445
canada playing shutdown defense
>>
>>68997445
sweden
canada
russia
usa maybe
>>
>>68997445
Why is rask so fat
>>
>>68997545
>sweden
all of their stars are old and nobody replaced them
>>
>>68997545
I hope finland doesnt meme on us in a meme tournament again. Truly embarrassing.
>>
>>68997608
the only team doing any memeing will be team NA when they win it all
>>
>>68996905

ZERO (0) Canadian teams made the playoffs.

Z E R O
E
R
O

They Stanley Cup winning team was only ~35% Canadian.
>>
>>68997445
the EU collapsing ontop of their head #brexit
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>blackcocks
>>
>>68996092
Mickey is the GOAT. Honest and dignified.
>>
Is Canada gonna leave the eu?
>>
>>68997711
The Olympic winning team was 0.0% american
Congrats for letting crosby carry you to a cup though
>>
no cities with NHL teams are actually quite-essentially 'white' so to speak

and why is this?
>>
>>68997865
>crybaby
You mean Bill right? Nobody can be that stupid
>>
>>68997859
Yes, some pundits would say they're already out.
>>
>>68997947
Anywhere white people gather to make money, black people will gather for gibs
>>
excuse me anyone know when the new memes come out?
>>
>>68997947
What? This is completely wrong in every aspect.
ATLANTA
T
L
A
N
T
A
>>
>>68997951
i dont see bills name on the comm smythe
>inb4 jewish conspiracy
>>
>>68997951
Who won the conn smythe again, pittsperg?
>>
>>68996986
>hating Gene

You certainly aren't a... "Gene"ious
>>
>>68998048
Meme draft is held third saturday of july
>>
>>68998175
okay thank you
>>
FUCKING HORTONS GAVE ME A CINNAMON DONUT DISGUISED AS A PLAIN VANILLA ONE

I HATE CINNAMON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>68998259
>not boston creme
You fucked up.
>>
>yfw kekalainen forgets to qualify seth jones
>>
>>68998496
im praying every night for someone to hit jones with a massive offer sheet and totally fuck with columbus
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Why does Luongo have the best bantz?
>>
>>68989695
Marc-Andre Fleury maybe shouldn't have been first overall, but he's far from a bust. He won the Pens a cup, and they might not have made the playoffs at all without his strong play before he got injured this year.
>>
>>68998844
Triple dubs confirm
>>
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>pu drafted at 69
>>
>>68999848
Pu lad
>>
>>68997947
Isn't Pittsburgh like 85% white.
>>
>>68997865

I'm sorry, I've been alive to see my team win 3 Stanley cups. Have you been alive to see your team win any?
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PAKARINEN RE-SIGNED

WOOO WOOO!!!!!!!!!
FINLAND OILERS OH YEAAAHHHH HERE IT GOES HERE IT GOES SWEDEN IS FAG I LOVE FINLAND TALVISOTA 1939-1945 NEVER FORGET 6-1 1995 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ALCOHOLISM UNEMPLOYMENT PUUKKO DEPRESSION HOCKEY FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND VITTU SAATANA HNNGNHGNGHN
TORILLA TAVATAAN PERKELE
LET'S TALK ABOUT FINLAND LETS MAKE THREADS ABOUT FINLAND AND FILL THE FRONT PAGE WITH FINLAND THREADS BOY I SURE LOVE TO DISCUSS FINLAND KILL THE AMERICAITLYNS
HAAHAHAHAHA EBIN MENES AND FUNNY MONGOL LANGUAGE LMAOOOO XDDDD
I PARTY EVERYTIME FINLAND IS MENTIONED!!!!!! LOL!
MEET AT THE TOWN SQUARE FINLAND WAS MENTIONED OUTSIDE ITS BORDERS AAAAAAAAAA
MÄMMI SAUNA TALVISOTA PERKELE MANNERHEIM VITTU SAATANA JUMALAUTA SPURDO SPÄRDE

SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE
U
O
M
I

F
I
N
L
A
N
D

P
E
R
K
E
L
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THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MANY FINLAND THREADS I FUCKING LOVE THAT WE HAVE THESE THREADS EVERY DAY LET ME TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT FINLAND AND FINNISH CULTURE
TORILLA TAVATAAN FIIINLAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDD
>>
>>69000176
3 cups
3 golds
>>
How do you fix this shit?
>>
>>69000176
Let me guess, lifelong blackhawks fan since 2010?
>>
>>68998483
>>68998259
>Not old fashion plain

Honestly the best one.
>>
>>69000044
LOL no
>>
>>69000538
Finn in bin
>>
>>69000538
>finish GM

i wonder...????
>>
So when is NBC hiring Glenn Healy?
>>
>literally no one on hoc was old enough to watch the last Canadian Stanley cup win
>1993
>>
Reminder that The Absolute Madman Sweeny traded his 2015 135th overall pick for a 2016 136th overall pick.
>>
>>69000794
I was alive to see the 1980 SCF.
>>
>>69000968
granpa dont forget to take your pills okay?
>>
>>69000844
The triumvirate of Sweeney, Kekalainen and Benning will make memes great again
>>
>>69000612
https://hailtoyou.wordpress.com/2012/02/12/the-usas-large-metro-areas-by-level-of-whiteness/

It might include hispanics though.
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>this /int/posting pittsperg
>>
>>69000044
>>69000612

Yeah it is.

There's a few nigger districts but the metro area is overwhelmingly white. Very very few spics too.
>>
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>>69000844
>>
>>68990153
>Larkin not 1st or 2nd

lmao he's at least competition for 1st depending on how you rate Ekbad's defensive prowess
>>
How long will Ekblad hold the points lead from the 2014 draft?
>>
>>68997093
Reminder


>The Holy Trinity
Canada
US
Finland

>Norge
Norge

>Chill foreigners
Russia
Germany
Sweden
Straya

>Inhuman Garbage
Greece
Armenia
UK


on that note pick any real hockey city. Your choices are pretty much any canadian city, Detroit, or Boston
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>>69001480
>mfw Benning gives Lucic a 7 year deal
>>
>dedmonton drafted nurse over Ristolainen
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>mfw someone thought it was the oilers year near me
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>>69002383
>>69002383
I think my math might be wrong, but Larkin will eclipse ekblad in 328 games. That is assuming Larkin stays at his current rookie rate of .5625 points per game
>>
>>69000548

No I'm a penguins fan born in 92.
>>
>>69003416
>>
make a new thread you dumb cucks
>>
>>69003424
are you me
>>
NEW THREAD NOW OR ILL GET ANGRY
>>
>>69003673
Last time I did I got banned
>>
NEW

>>69004728
>>69004728
>>69004728
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