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>yfwswtc
>>69004866
DELETE THIS
>>69004866
The coyotes are pretty legit now with pronger and now they just added datsyuk. Stanley Cup contender?
>>69004866
>not removing the tags from the jersey before taking a pic
>>69004866
Disgusting
why does /r/hockey and hf hate radulov so much
>>69004866
DELET THIS
>>69005256
Why do you know
>>69005256
he's not good off the ice. Not disciplined at all
just wiki that shit
>>69005256
He is overrated, lazy, out of shape, and a degenerate.
>Ottawa Senators
>@Senators
>The #Sens have acquired defenceman Patrick Sieloff from the Calgary Flames for Alex Chiasson: http://ottsens.com/28YXshk
Wtf I hate Benjamin now
pls gib stamkos
t. wongs
>>69004866
love these esoteric jerseys
if I were a collector, I'd buy them all
>>69006756
Brett Hull cheated and the cup should have gone to the Sabres.
>>69006371
Nope, Sweeney's trading everything for him.
>>69006941
I disagree Hasak a shit
>>69007096
this. most overrated goaler in hockey history
>>69006941
It was game 6
>>69007206
>being this clueless
The only guy with a case of being better is Roy.
Tell me about Pulju, why does he always smile like that?
>>69008133
Because he loves life.
>>69008133
perhaps he hides great pain inside
>>69008133
Is he autistic?
>>69008361
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease
>>69008105
>he doesn't rank Brodeur
more importantly,
is his sister going to attend a game once in a while?
>>69009277
Maybe
Depending where she lives
>>69004728
Shaped like a guitar pick
>>69009277
I'm going to attend her.
Next class of HHOF inductees are:
Lindros, Quinn(posthumously), Makarov, and Vachon.
>>69009277
>>69009699
Samefag
>>69004728
>le overrated pane of glass man
>>69011433
samecountryfag
>>69008763
>le stevens niedermayer babby xDDd
>>69011567
armenia this is why you're garbage
DONT YOU DIE ON ME
>>69012144
He is not even in the top five greatest Russians. How can he be a GOAT?
>inb4 dem magic handz bro
>>69013049
no one said he was GOAT
only Gretzky, Orr, Howe, and Hasek are GOAT
>>69013309
You get it. Most people don't.
His points per game are under 1. Which is why he is overrated when people begin to talk about his greatness. Even Malkin has more points per game than Datsyuk.
>>69013835
He's a HoF for sure though
players are better than their points show. It's not the only metric
>>69013309
>no Mario
I don't like this meme
>>69014241
Don't respond to him. Armenia is a subhuman shitposter and probably Sean on a proxy
>>69013835
Malkin is also in the prime of his career you dense fuck
Go get genocided
>>69004866
nyet
>>69004866
>Making jerseys of players you got the dead contract of but will NEVER EVER play for your team
Kinda cucked tbqfh lads
Who are the most elite players of this generation who didn't get much spotlight?
Guys like Francis, Gartner, Oates or Whitney
>>69015573
Patrick Marleau, Patrik Elias, probably another guy named Patrick.
>>69016444
>round head
one job
Why are goalies paid so much money when that is the one position where there are too many players?
>goalie has one, or sometimes half, of an exceptionally good season
>GM signs them to a 7 year $50 million contract
>goalie regresses to mediocrity
Every team with a budget does this.
>>69016145
Patrick Bergeon?
hockey is gay
>>69017397
Ur gay.
>>69017505
thats not what ur mom said to me
>>69017645
My mom has a dick and she said you sucked it.
>>69017732
>amerioidipussies
>>69017732
>mom
>penis
bait
>>69015573
Ekman-Larsson, Gonchar, Carlson, Suter, Voracek
>his team didn't draft the most beautiful defenseman in the draft
>Eric Lindros about to get inducted into the hockey hall of fame
I swear that guy is the most overrated player of the 90s, he barely stayed relevant afterwards
>>69013309
Roy and Dryden are GOATs
>>69018721
Brodeur is the best goalie of all time
>>69018980
This.
>>69018980
Reminder that /hoc/ hates Brodeur only because they are jealous of his success and because he cucked his wife
>>69019292
/hoc/ hates Brodeur because he was an above average goalie who played for the new jersey deadpucks
Which team that has a "not making the play-offs streak" will end it this year?
>Inb4 bombston
Sweeny and Julien are surely working on some """""elite"""" trades
I think the canes might have a chance
>>69019543
There it is
>>69019651
Carolina. Yotes wont make the playoffs though
>>69018495
>6'3
>221lbs
>>69019733
good jon
>>69019955
thank you binland
>>69019733
Quality Jon
>wanted to start some discussion about PO contenders
>Forgot that the canes are the new jon meme
Sometimes i really forget where I am lads
where does he go?
>>69020656
New Jersey.
>>69020600
>Internet explorer
austria pls.
actually just came to check if grease has hockey knowledge now
>>69020713
don't be silly
>>69020713
>Internet explorer
Not posting from my own pc, i wouldn't poisob myown system with it
>Grease
>Hockey Knowledge
Only one at a time friendo
>>69020656
Phoenix
>>69021244
kek
Just got home from being outta the country how did the coyotes manage to get Keller, chychun, and deangelo a formwer 1st rounder? This team is so fucking stacked with talent
>>69018980
He is objectively not.
>>69021510
By getting a dead contract jewed on
But in all fairness, ARI really neded to hit the cap floor and DET needed to dump triangle-heads head somewhere
>>69021510
Because they got a GM who is an intelligent manager and not a member of the hockey world. Got his position with merit rather than connections.
>bombston
>>69021510
Datsyuk and the lightning complaining about Deangelo's >character
>>69021892
im fucking mad about the Deangelo trade. if the bucs can deal with winston deangelo is just fine
>>69021753
it's just one year and they're not paying him anything. They got their man by throwing in a secondrounder. worked out perfectly for them I guess.
OEL-Stone
Chychrun-DeAngelo
Goligoski-Murphy
potentially great defense. Just need a goaltender, forwards are great too.
>tfw cup 2018
>>69021753
I guess they only have to pay 100k if datsyuck doest play a game, but take 7 mil hit on their cap on paper. That's a great fucking deal for the best pure defenceman
What did the Leafs mean by this?
>>69022070
>>69021892
I read why he got in trouble and it was cuz he called somebody on his team a fag..... Great steal by the yotes
>>69022150
It means they suck.
>>69020656
buffalo
>team makes it to Stanley cup finals
>they don't even get to play offs next year
>>69009277
she's 16 btw.
also his dad looks more like he should be laine's dad
>>69022334
Too old
>>69022365
Tbh she's only three years younger than I am. When she turns 18 it'd hardly be weird for me
>>69022312
>Team wins cup
>Can't make playoffs the year after and becomes shit for years
At least >we have a cup and will probably make it to the playoffs this year. Just gotta replace Cam with someone actually good
>>69022533
Pub sub love. I love Bolts.
Is this any good?
>>69022704
He's meh.
>>69022704
>yfw mike smith wins the cup
>>69022704
He was pretty good.
Chayka seems like he knows his shit and has everything together, especially for being 27
https://youtu.be/Ot9tNYZ9ro4
>>69023060
He's an analytics guy. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know a shred of hockey. Whether that's a good thing or not I'm uncertain.
>>69022190
>called somebody a fag
>on the tranpa bay lgbtning
>>69023939
>coming from the detoilet fag who is a self admitted tranny
my sides
>mfw the new Vegas team is actually called the black knights
>>69023975
The only self admitted tranny was the Tampa fan who spawned the >tranpa meme, my sandwich posting friend
>>69024019
im really digging the jon memes
>>69024051
Your damage control reeks of desperation, my LGBTning m8
Any other /lifelong edmonton oilers fans here? Which part of Edmonton do you come from?
St Albert here.
>>69024212
>admitting youre a transvestite and trying to divert attention to others
ok m8
>>69024051
>tranpa gay lgbtning damage control
Nice try bud
>>69024019
I like it desu, black knights wreck shit
>>69024276
>t. tranadian
>>69024268
Nowhere does that poster say they're a tranny. Meanwhile, a fan of >your team was a literal tranny who posted pics, and hence a meme was born.
I sincerely wish I had this pic saved here and not on my backup memes external HDD.
>>69024218
Medicine Hat reporting
>>69024341
"i saw your memes lacked magic and decided to give them fresh blood"
>"blood came from HIV tranny"
i know you're from detroit, but surly you can see right where you admitted to being a tranny.
>"that poster"
come on m8
Hyvää yötä
>>69024356
thats a funny name
>>69024299
>trying to apply your teams memes to other teams
Poor form, tranpa
predict poopoopeepee's first game
>__ goals
>__ assists
>__ +/-
>>69024497
>tranadian has spent over a year talking about bruce jenner and obsessing over dicks
Rindros was big. Peeper easiree hooget.
>>69024589
I think we should limit discussion to the 16-17 season.
>>69024624
>lashing out at some guy who probably doesn't even post here any more
WEW
>being this upset at memes
WEWEW
Rook out for Japanese prayer next season desu.
would you
>>69024737
Is he talking about the americaitlyn dude? Does he still post here?
>>69024737
>implying youre not the only consistent shitposter on this general
>>69024779
yes,maybe,yes
>>69024796
yes, you just gave him a you
>>69024753
You go Japan. Do you.
>>69024796
I dunno but this assravaged tranpa fan seems pretty obsessed tbqh
>>69024797
There are more than one Canadian in these threads buddy
>proxy tranadian damage controlling this hard
getting (you)s from (you) is the easiest thing in the world lad
>>69020656
detoilet
Have you ever met a more mentally ill and paranoid person than this lgbtning fan?
>dont quote him
>he doesnt quote me as a form of payback
KEK ITS TOO MUCH LAD
>i-it's a proxy
>you're some guy who assblasted me before
When will America take care of their mentally ill, lads?
>>69024961
why is brad marchand wearing red
>these two mongoloids going at it
Whoa I didn't realize Canadians and Tampa fans hated each other this much.
>>69025078
i hate living in a state that those faggots flock to in the winter. they dont know how to drive and theyre basically all brain dead. the bruce jenner tranadian exemplifies the average canadian that comes down here
>>69025111
Well memed
>>69025128
seeing an ontario plate is basically a flashing sign to get as far away from the car as possible
>>69025078
This tranpa fan has a right to be upset, that last shooting wiped out half of the lgbtnings "fan"base and now they probably are going to relocate
>>69025055
got traded
>>69025163
>that skinny fat body
shit i could have played hockey.
>>69025154
I know that feeling. I live in south Georgia and every time I see an Ontario plate I start to worry lol.
>tranadian being as edgy as possible for (you)s
you gotta do better than that gordo
can we just go back to posting jons
>>69025268
Sure thing m8.
>tfw Wongs just lost what could easily be our second line + Anderson (lel) + Quincey, and what we got back was losing 4 spots in the draft.
Anybody else slightly worried? If FA doesn't work out, the team could be in for a really, really rough season.
>>69025194
that's skinny fat? looks just like fat to me t.bh
>>69025308
>Tatar on the 4th line
what
You'll be fine with this top 6:
Nyqvist-Zetterberg-UFA
Tatar-Larkin-Abdelkader
>tranpa being passive aggressive
No wonder you fags get cucked in your own building constantly
>>69025366
fucking kek
>tranada getting more and more desperate for (you)
alight m8 just call it a day, you're too desperate right now. think it over again and try again later
>>69025440
>meme magic made it real
>Shaw signed for 6 years
please be for less than 4mplease be for less than 4mplease be for less than 4mplease be for less than 4mplease be for less than 4mplease be for less than 4m
>he is so butthurt he can't respond
You are pretty a pretty convincing tranny you act just like a woman
>>69025504
Spoiler alert: it's 6 million.
>>69025504
>tfw i just found our Shaw was traded to the frogs
>>69025559
>>69025574
>3.9
JUST
2017 is our year
>>69025591
I think you have an unhealthy obsession
>>69025599
Tabernak!
>>69025526
I'm with you Canada, that dude is basically just responding with "I'm a fag? No YOU are the fag!!! Ahahahahaha checkmate me!"
>>69025629
>hes still using this old meme
>>69025504
>please be for less than 4m
>3.9 AAV
>>69023060
When they make a moneypuck movie, who will play John Chayka?
>>69025654
It's been like 3 weeks
I hate this fucking contract already
>>69025774
dont reply to me tripfag. also thats old for a meme
>>69025774
Three weeks is a lifetime in meme years.
>>69025804
Really make me think
>>69025779
>Shaw making more than Gallagher
>>69025504
he's getting paid more than Gallagher
>>69025773
what an ugly spic
>>69025810
some memes are eternal
>>69025825
make a shithawks jon and become /hoc/ famous. get with the times
>>69025840
And Gallagher deserves about 5 a year
>>69025894
>what have i done
>>69025904
Its probably a similar feeling to when Stamkos was drafted by TB.
>>69025904
>you work hard your entire life to become the best player in your draft
>go to the leafs
is it really worth it?
>>69025894
>tfw lamarello just finished his rant about having buzz cuts and always clean shaven
As an oiler fan, it feels good knowing the literal goat is on the team. I wouldn't be surprised if mcdavid surpassed Gretzky's numbers.
Holy shit, this Canadian damage control is too much.
http://hockeynow.ca/major-junior/does-canadian-hockey-player-development-need-a-shake-up
>cuckanada
>>69025950
It's literally an incentive to hide your power level so that you get drafted later and not end up in a dumpster fire. Picks 5-20 probably hide all the gems nowadays.
>>69025981
>mcmeme
he'll never break 40 guaran fuckin teed
>>69025981
Let's not jump to conclusions, my Albertan friend. Wait until he has a winning season first.
>>69026001
Did Chychrun pull the ultimate bamboozle on the NHL?
>>69025504
WAIT YOU MEAN IT WASNT JUST A RUMOR
What in the fuck
>>69025992
development is ok in canada, what needs a shake up is the incomprehensible choices for the u18 and u20 teams year after year
>>69026035
Very likely.
>yfw poopoopeepee let his stock drop to avoid a very likely first overall pick by the oilers
>>69026035
it almost worked until he got sniped by the coyotes, no wonder he was crying, years of hard work down the drain
now his best hope is getting traded for jagrs inevitable non roster contract
>>69026132
the coyotes will be elite soon dont worry
>>69026132
Why the fuck does it matter where you're drafted? The only thing that should matter is making it into the nhl. It's insulting but at the end of the day it's meaningless.
David Shoalts Verified account
@dshoalts
Glenn Healy gone. Was told it was for financial reasons source says.
HOLY SHIT WILL IT FINALLY BE WATCHABLE /HOC/?
>>69026158
Im ok with the Yotes becoming elite tbc
>he does it for free
>>69026166
it matters alot anon, these rookies have aspirations of winning the cup and certain teams simply never will
like the coyotes
>>69026190
I for one welcome our new desert overlords.
>>69026233
Wish they hadn't changed their sweaters though tßh
>>69026190
i wouldnt complain. they have a lot of players i like, plus its fun when meme teams are good
>>69026224
>Coyotes won't win a cup
That's where you're wrong, retard.
>>69026224
>coyotes wont win the cup
domi and chychrun will hand the cup to daddy doan.
>>69026190
>>69026158
>le cap floor team becoming "elite"
>ever
Someone drank the meme Kool-Aid
>Tranny Gay gets meme'd on by the lockout
>Goes back to irrelevant
>Finally becoming good again
>Going to get meme'd on by the expansion draft
It's like pottery /hoc/
>>69026291
>tfw they put a baby coyote in the cup
>>69026301
>le 100% playoff chance team missing the playoffs face
>>69026265
>tssh
>>69026268
>plus its fun when meme teams are good
true
>>69026301
your team signed shaw for 4M so i dont really care what you have to say 2bf
>>69026272
>>69026291
lmfaoing my ass off tbqh
that would be the day
>>69026327
Tampa will be good. Not great, not horrible, just good.
>>69026372
They're about to lose Bishop who carries them really hard for a younger goalie who looks good but is relatively unproven.
Stamkos is almost certainly gone because of both the expansion and cap juggling.
It's pretty funny desu. They still have good without those two but they're also a massive reason for their relevance.
>>69026327
got the cup in one of two of those. at least vinny and andy got a cup.
>>69026340
>>69026342
You should believe what I have to say about shit teams cause I root for one
Btw Shaw is gonna score 40 goals next year probably
>>69026396
stamkos just finished one of the worst seasons ive ever seen him play and then ended that season with a blood clot. i love stammer but im sick of him being le invisible playoff man, and ill be shocked if his regular season performance gets any better. whatever money he wants from the team is too much
>>69026418
>Btw Shaw is gonna score 40 goals next year probably
lmao
>>69026437
He's never been the same since his leg exploded
>>69026437
Yeah well when you basically shatter your leg then get clots, I think he gets a little leeway on a production decline. The fact that he's still up in the elite echelons and not down to the "very good" levels is pretty incredible desu. He probably won't be a 40+ goal scorer ever again but doing 25-35 is still really really good.
>>69026418
wew >we'll be lucky to get 40 points out of that mutt
>>69026469
this is true, now imagine leg explosion post blood clot stam. he wont be able to make those one time meme shots on the pp anymore
>>69026469
And St. Louis gone.
>Tyler Johnson as a 1C
>the oilers are going to overpay on shattenkirk or actually trade more than a bag of pucks for dumba
JUST
>>69026556
>he doesn't believe in manlet meme magic
>>69026579
With the addition of pulju I don't think we need a D anymore. Our offense is literally the best in the league.
>>69026500
jdimsa
But seriously, I really hope Bergevin isn't that retarded. I'm tired of this team's management's boner for glorified 4th liners
>>69026542
>end of career manlet st poopie
>>69026437
He was a St-Louis babby. This is a well known and accepted fact for anyone who isn't a deluded Tampon Gay fan
>>69026627
rispek da system anon, we need ta ave jam and grit calisse
>>69026673
I'm a Tampa fan and I knew that. Fuck St-Louis and fuck Stamkos lol.
>>69026635
It doesn't mean that they should have kept him, but St. Louis had a string of 90 point seasons and an Art Ross during the lockout with Stamkos. Certainly it seems unlikely for him to replicate his success without an elite playmaker next to him.
Habs is going crazy tonight
>>69026753
Is Zetterberg an elite playmaker?
:^)
>yfwteowtsc
>>69026892
used to be
>>69026853
He thinks we have forgotten about Montreal's collapse of the century.
>>69026853
>>69026920
He's still angry about the Shaw contract. Give him a while to get liquored up and he'll be nice and chill.
>>69026587
there will be plenty of manlet memes when he puts up another 30 point season and tranpa is a first round exit my friend.
>>69026892
He's elite at battling along the boards until he realizes no one on his team is going to help him, and then eventually losing the puck.
what will the bins do if hes a bust
>>69026853
How so
>>69026920
Not really. It's still fresh in my mind
>>69026929
Yes
>>69026997
I still cum to the memory of it every day.
>>69026997
It was a wild ride. The nightmare is over. Only sweet, sweet dreams now
>>69027047
refpuck :^)
>>69026132
>He was smug because he thought he was playing for the wings.
>He almost cried on live TV when he got drafted to the desert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdioAO_XXZQ
>tfw no more magic memes ever again
>>69026997
triggered
>>69027076
with any luck he will be moved to an actual hockey market soon
>>69027076
Hoping Cholowski turns out good for >us desu. He grew up watching Niedermayer play and wanted to play like him.
Mite b cool.
>>69024589
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>>69027122
I hope the Coyotes win a cup just to spite you Canadians.
>>69026974
literally not even an option with him
>>69027194
hi sunbelt
Feels good to have the best offense in the league.
m-maybe everything will turn out ok
Letsgo Oilernation
>>69027234
I'm a Devils fan lol.
>rags
>sablels
>snes
>devlels
>islels
>shitcongo
>kongs
>flames
why do these teams have no fans in /hoc/?
>>69027248
>Best offence in the league
Too bad the rest of the team is Leafs tier bad.
>>69027265
>that 3rd and 4th line
You're fucked
>>69026351
the day is tomorrow dumbass fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69027279
might as well be sunbelt desu
>>69027311
I'm the dude on the far right.
>>69026174
>Healy gone
They still have to rid us of Nick Kypreos. It's still Homer Night In Canada with him doing any kind of talking.
>>69027281
Rags, Kings and Blackhawks fans were chased away. Same goes for Laffers but they're slowly coming back
>>69018580
same goes with Chelios. i remember when nobody could shut up about him turning the blackhawks around when in reality he was kinda garbage
>>69027355
Him and that stupid faggot Strombo are gone though. It's a start desu. And Ron is back to hosting.
>>69027265
God Matteau was such a mistake
>>69027373
Pretty.
>>69027281
rags have fans they just dont tell anyone they are rags fans
there are a couple snes fans
sabres and devils are too shit to have fans
there are a bunch of islanders shitcago and kongs fans
flames were here last year but got BTFO for shitposting about MUH BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE
>>69027302
Mitchell and Byron are actually solid 4th liners.
The third line might be a problem. Danault was good enough in Chicago, and Carr was good in his stint last season. But Desharnais might still get torn apart despite playing exploitation minutes.
Really though, the shape of >our top 6 makes caring about what happens to the bottom 6 a complete after-thought.
>>69027357
laffs fans have always been here fuckboy
>>69027373
HACK THE PLANET
THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS
TRAAASSSHHHHIIIINNNNGGG
>>69027393
But I'm here lol.
>>69027396
nah there hasnt been a laffs fan on here for pretty much the entire year, especially after the kessel trade
>>69026974
you can't just apply the pinch and fishbowl effects willy nilly like that
>>69027380
He was hot garbage. At least he make 600k and can skate. Hopefully he'll at least learn to use his frame and fill a roster spot for cheap.
>>69027434
We've been here the entire time you meme loving faggot.
>>69006941
LOL stfu Sabres fan... Stars fan here to set it straight.
You're gonna take a Stanley Cup away from a team in 3OT because his foot was barely in the crease?
The answer is you're not. Refs didn't see it, no video replay... Just shut up about it already
>>69027441
better?
>>69027452
Nope. Sorry
>>69027265
jesus christ the habs are so fucked.
.. thank god.
>>69027451
Unlikely, all the devlels fans were essentially rejoicing when he got traded. I wish the DSP experiment had worked out
>>69027475
could be worse
>>69027522
nice dubs
Hello , NBA fan here.
Is Las Vegas at the Tmobile Arena really happening? Nhl expansion???
This would be great news for both sports
>>69027556
>cuckhoop
>>69027556
apehoop pls go
>>69027556
Yes it's formally happening. Now get out.
>>69027556
fuck off
>>69027556
yes, and if you'd watched Money in the Bank, you'd know that
>>69027587
Hey man , im just asking. Id rather the NHL test the waters in that market first.
>>69027396
>>69027452
Bullshit. You guys were hiding like cowards lol
>>69025981
Gretzky's numbers? Like 200 points in a season? 92 goals?
Maybe if he got a time machine and went back to 1980
>>69027630
>coming from the trip fag who disappeared after price was injured and that shit team took a nose dive
>>69027630
You weren't exactly visible either. Neither were most of my fellow Devils fans except for that crazy one.
>>69027265
>Loui Eriksson
more like devlels lmao my ass off
>>69027248
You forgot about the Dallas Stars
>>69027630
you realize archives exist you dumbass
where the fuck were you cucks after your saviour went to the IR and you completely collapsed
>>69027630
>lol
>>69027657
>>69027676
I didn't disappear. I just stopped posting everyday for hours on end like a neet. Can anyone blame me for not bothering with gamethreads made by that austistic Genie avatarfag?
>>69027703
Laffs fans havent been here regularly since like 2014 lelmao
>>69027697
>lmao my ass off
>laugh my ass off my ass off
>>69027720
lol is cool again. Get with the times dumbass
>>69027370
>Strombo gone
He was never the problem. Rogers just doesn't know shit about good content or the fact that long gone are the days of 7 hour pre and after game shows. They treat Canadian hockey fans like we're all from Toronto and don't know shit about hockey.
>>69027733
You fucking disappeared like the fairweather you are.
>>69027759
>dumbass
>>69027762
Strombo isn't a problem but he wasn't good on TV, imo. He's far better on his podcast and shit.
I thought he was really awkward on TV and felt like he tried too hard desu. I'm really looking forward to Ron's return.
>>69027733
lol I work a full time job with overtime and I still find a way to shitpost lol.
>>69027764
No I didn't
>>69027778
;^)
>>69027791
But you don't have time for anything else. I mean this place is fun but I like doing other stuff too
>>69027745
>reverse memeing
>>69027808
You are so small, you fucking square.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/police-reports-outline-complaints-sabres-evander-kane/
>>69027690
30 goals, 63 points on the >ruins
There's a lot of other top 6 forwards to go for though. >We have about 7m to keep ourselves comfortable with a million in space and three players in the press box.
I doubt they go for Ladd or Lucic due to skating, can't afford Stamkos and Backes/Okposo apparently don't want to sign here.
So we're looking at Boedker/Eriksson/Hudler/Perron/Staal/McGinn/Brower/Shipachev.
who will be the captain of the flamingos?
>>69027745
you're new as af to be quite tbqh honest
The 2006-07 Sabres deserved to win the cup. They were the best team.
>>69027844
Lame
>>69027870
>So we're looking at Boedker/Eriksson/Hudler/Perron/Staal/McGinn/Brower/Shipachev.
Depressing. This won't be our year
>>69027883
I will be. Even though I'm in a wheelchair I can play sledge hockey with them.
>>69027939
Maybe we can sign one of them now and let that 2m capspace turn into 6m at the deadline. Then actually use the million 2nd round picks we've stocked up to help the team.
>>69027883
how can one flam be so SMUK?
Who /smoking a cigar and shit posting on hoc/ here
>Flamingos win the Pacific in their inaugeral season
>>69028007
im eating a bowl of ice cream and drinking a root beer float
who /gonna get fat/ here?
>>69027927
Detroit deserved to win in 09, but that's just the way it goes. Hope Pittsburgh enjoys their tainted cup
>>69028007
i'm smoking pole
>>69028026
> going to
HA
I'm 220 lbs, 6 foot 2.
Could've been a meme defenseman
>>69027556
>African Squeakshoe
>>69028023
Honestly they could finish top 4, but not likely to beat central wildcard
>>69028063
Yeah, well I'm 3'9'' and 430 pounds. I could take you.
>>69028063
>tfw 6'1" 150lbs
Im a fucking twig
>>69027994
>Montreal
>Making wise management choices
Nope and the media is losing their shit right now because it looks like the slim window we had is all but closed even with Carey back.
>>69027994
>Then actually use the million 2nd round picks we've stocked up to help the team.
Meh. I don't think it's worth it. I mean, they're gonna trade picks away to get rental player and get BTFO in the conference finals at best. I think Bergevin learned his lesson with Vanek. Those kind of trades only work if the team is already a strong Cup contender
>>69028106
>>>/Fit/
>>69028090
Probably, that's a pretty low center of gravity
>>69028106
Dude how
Go to the gym once and you'll put on ten pounds
>>69028122
I'm as tall as I am wide. I'm a literal square.
>>69027883
duthtin bwown
>>69028148
That's kinda hot
>>69028107
>the slim window we had is all but closed even with Carey back.
The core is still there and in their prime. It's just that they're surrounded with AHLers. Pacioretty recently said they were 1-2 solid players away from being contenders but it's more like 3-4. Maybe even 5 with Markov getting older
>>69028148
yeah but is your belly yellow
>>69028163
I was once used as a football until I crushed the quarterback.
>>69028145
Grew up poor desu. Try to eat as much as I can now but I never gain weight.
>>69027883
Tomas Plekanec (pls)
>>69028107
I don't think it's closed but we've certainly wasted the last two years, which, along with the next two years were our best chance at winning (ie before Pacioretty/Galchenyuk/Price get new contracts).
I don't have faith in BargainBin fixing the top 6, nor Therrien actually coaching, but I guess I'll wait until july first before offing myself.
>>69028110
I think it's now or never. Price is 29, if we are going to win a cup it's going to be during his prime, which 2017 and 2018 second round picks won't be around for.
>>69027281
A lot of them know better than to post outside gamethreads.
>>69027883
Shattenkirk won't get moved because the Blues will ask for too much. He'll be offered $12 million/year for 7 years and take it.
>>69028192
So many good cheap ways to bulk. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky, anon.
>>69004959
That's because they know they can still get their money back by returning it.
>>69028106
I'm taller and lighter than you famalam. I have the same experience >>69028192 and I'm almost thirty.
>>69028200
>Price is 29
Goddamit this is slightly alarming. I thought he was like 26 or 27. Time flies way too fast
I was just listening to the NHL network and they were unironically discussing if Chris fucking Osgood should be in the Hall of Fame.
>>69028314
I have to smack this bitch at work whenever he brings up Osgood.
>>69028314
>>69028333
>NHL network
What a crock of shit they are.
>>69028314
Paul Kariya should be in the HoF tbqh
>>69028314
I sat at a table in a restaurant next to some oilers cucks and they were whining about not taking tkachuk over pulju.
I almost died laughing
>>69028192
It's not about eating, it's about lifting and cultivating mass
>>69025268
All hail the king
Aaron Ward Verified account
@NHL_AaronWard
Pavel Datsyuk contract with SKA St. Petersburg #KHL is a 2 year/ 500M Ruble ($7.6M US) total deal.Expected to be signed end of this week.
Holy
FUCK
>>69028405
At least we get to watch him shit on Russian kids
>>69028314
I was visiting Toronto on business and this scrawny little south Asian man came running down the street rambling about his dad while playing on a cheap Nokia phone. He darted by me and I caught the smell of shit emanating from him.
>>69016444
Trips have spoken.
Show us your Natty Datties, /hoc/
Hi /hoc/!
I hope you're having a swell night!
>>69028405
Crazy Russian gangsters running the KHL. Good for him I guess
Gonna need a bill kessel Jon here guys
Dear kippers,
Let's become a power meme couple.
Please respond,
Tom
>>69028487
TOM
O
M
>>69028440
MS paint doesn't have a default burgundy colour
>>69028556
PB then
>>69028405
>implying he'll ever see a cent of that
>>69028573
Right here (Y) don't share boys or I'll get you banned lol.
>>69028603
Cyka blyat.
>>69028609
Go away
>>69028632
Already did lol.
Haven't been on hoc for a few months
How did this happen
>>69028659
By the power of meme magic.
>>69028655
Forgot to leave ur fake trip on
>>69028655
this Atlanta fag is the worst poster lately
>>69028659
>Dfw first introduction to Pulju was having to google him to see who TF was in all those pics with McDavid.
>>69028696
Its probably that purrise cuck
>>69028696
>>69028721
I live in New Jersey.
here's a pavel i made guys
>>69028747
>That crowd
Captured the spirit of Joe Louis Arena perfectly
>>69028747
Very good. I miss Pavel.
>>69024396
I'm not even him, but:
>surly surly surly surly surly surly surly surly
>surly surly surly surly surly surly surly surly
>surly surly surly surly surly surly surly surly
>surly surly surly surly surly surly surly surly
>surly surly surly surly surly surly surly surly
>surly surly surly surly surly surly surly surly
>how to spell words
>>69024051
No matter how many times you read that you will never understand that he never said it was his own blood, nor did he imply it.
You are one STOOPID anon. Someone check that Michigan is much, much smarter than Florida.
>>69028788
Michigan isn't smarter than Florida m8. They're both pretty stupid.
>>69028841
If I had to guess I would say that florida is the dumbest state in america
>>69028885
>still obsessing over Florida
Probably because Canadians keep moving here
>>69028885
Mississippi 2bh
>>69028885
Naw m8 that goes to Mississippi.
>>69028897
>>69028904
They may be illiterate, but they can fry up some chicken good.
>>69028943
As someone who recently moved to the south it astounds me how dumb people are
>my boss didn't know what malta was
>laine's wikipedia picture
>>69028977
>A FUCKING AXE
>>69028968
I live in the South. We're not all stupid. I'm a graduate of Amherst College and I can assure you there are people here who know shit.>>69028977
>>69029038
>I'm a graduate of Amherst College
What did you study
>>69026997
>NHL record 10-0-0
>'94 Leafs
>'07 Sabres
Both these teams failed to make the SCF. Bretty funni
>>69029068
History and anthropology.
>>69029038
>Amherst College
lel congrats
>>69029038
lmao
Did ITT tech turn you down?
>>69029106
>>69029131
No bully please. It wasn't my first choice.
>>69029131
I read that as "in this thread tech"
>>69028841
Naw. Midwest is always a tier up from the South. We're not Minnesota-tier or anything...
>>69029223
I prefer the South because I live here, although I was born on the west coast. The Midwest just struck me as the South with more snow.
>>69029038
Yes, my friend, sadly that is how averages work. Sure, you may know some off the top of the curve, but all that dead weight.
>>69029096
Lmao that's a dank Jon
>>69029283
And minus the hordes of meme stores.
>>69029283
Michigan to RPI representing.
Adam Oates went to RPI. He is our most famous player.
>>69029284
They may be simple people, but they are some of the nicest people I ever met. I just can't go back to the West Coast or the northeast.
>>69029306
Public actually isn't found throughout the South only really in Georgia (where I live), Florida, and the Carolinas. I know because I used to work there.
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>69029297
Can i save this jon
i took a flight on alaska airlines with some fat fuck from florida and he kept pointing out the chemtrails to his wife
>>69029362
Pretty sure the oilers are winning this year. Mcdavid will be the youngest player to ever hoist the cup. Oiler dynasty incoming.
>>69029362
I want to believe you.
>>69029395
I live on the Florida border and I can say I agree. Fuck those guys. I don't even like the Bolts but it's the closest team to where I live so I'm stuck with them.
>>69029362
>tfw only two seasons left with Price
>>69029433
Two more seasons is the window, imo, but they'll raise heaven and earth to keep him after that
>i hope
Habs won't and shouldn't re-sign Price.
>>69029514
If the Habs did that they would be a bottom 10 team easily.
>>69029514
>shouldn't
>>69029531
The Habs only need an above-average goaltender to make the playoffs, which they didn't have this year.
>>69029546
>paying $10m for a 31-year old goaltender
it's like you want to be the Rangers
>>69029567
Why do you think they traded for Gomez
>>69029549
2bhwyf I would like Price to win a ring, just not in Montreal.
>>69029567
as long as they don't also give 6 other players that kind of money they will be alright
>>69029353
>>69029323
Speaking of which, I just drove all the way back up here from Wilmington today. We visited family and hung around. I found out my cousin of 16 was applying to work at a publix, to which I began to grin from ear to ear and chuckle to myself. DAMN YOU /HOC/.
Also, the have Piggly Wigglies and a bunch of other weird chains. I'll stick to my Kroger's thank you.
I would say Michigan/most of Ohio is nothing like the South. I don't know much about the non-great lakes midwest.
>>69029567
If we aren't going to re-sign Price than you may as well trade off everyone older than Gallagher and Galchenyuk. At this point we may as well go balls to the wall and make trades like the >rags to win with our current core.
>>69029620
The habs fucking suck to be honest.
>>69029630
they'll be in the second round of the ploffs this year at minimum
>>69029514
Honestly, what >we need more than anything is a coaching change. Look at what the pongs were able to do this year, they went from middling in the standing to stanley cup champs because they brought in a new coach who actually knew how to adapt to new situations. Whenever MT gets backed into a corner he throws the lines in the blender and devolves back to dump and chase. It just doesn't fucking work. The reason the hasb had success at the beginning of the season is because they were having controlled zone entries and sustained o-zone pressure. It was a fucking marble to behold. Then everything went to shit. He should have gotten canned last season but he didn't, and that's what stings the most about last season. I realize that >we have to have a franco coach because that just how it is but jesus christ anyone but him. If you want an illustration of his system being horrifically exposed watch Montreal Tampa Game Six 2015
>dump the puck in
>bishop plays it out
>dump the puck in
>bishop plays it out
Patch's reaction scoring that one goal is still one of the most painful things I've seen recently as a habs fan
>>69029630
agreed to be honest family
What is this meme that the Las Vegas team will be callled the Black Knights?
Black Knight Sports & Entertainment is the name of the ownership group, no way they're gonna give the team the same name as the ownership group.
>>69029567
Habs are basically the >rags anyways, both teams rely so heavily on their goaltender to accomplish anything.
I wouldn't mind paying Price that kind of money if they can do it for under 4 years.
>>69029682
>Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment
>Team called the Maple Leafs
>tfw the oilers gave up an NHLer and a draft pick for kale kessy and did not even give him a qualifying offer
>>69029706
Shut up.
Delete this post. NOW.
>>69029682
Black Knights was also the name of his former cuckhoop team or something desu
![Oilers_Entertainment_Group_Logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R9Ut312.jpg "Oilers Entertainment Group Logo[1]")
>>69029682
>Black Knight Sports & Entertainment is the name of the ownership group, no way they're gonna give the team the same name as the ownership group.
>tfw most beautiful defenseman in the draft
>>69029725
It's the name of the US Army Academy's athletics program.
>>69029753
>It's the name of the US Army Academy's athletics program
knew it had something to do with cucks
![markus-niemelainen-poses-for-a-portrait-after-being-selected-63rd-by-picture-id543017880[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SwlnL2X.jpg "markus-niemelainen-poses-for-a-portrait-after-being-selected-63rd-by-picture-id543017880[1]")
>>69029747
Looks like Biff Tannen
>>69029651
>Second round playoffs
>Implying Price can stay healthy
Without Price you guys are as bad or worse than the >rags
what would the reaction be if lundshit switched teams and won a cup with them the first year?
Eurolanche
@Eurolanche
History was made today. Gormley won't be qualified and leave #Avs. The Lindros Trade Tree is dead after 25 years.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>>69029725
Owner Bill Foley attended the West Point academy or some shit, and its sports teams are called the Black Knights.
So fingers crossed he wont blatantly disrespect his former education institutions by stealing their team names.
>>69029870
>rags
>>69029871
>lindros trade tree dies the day he is tapped for the hall of fame
potter
>>69029896
they should have been hipsters and gone for the las vegas wranglers
>485 posts
>zero tampa gay posters
nice "fan"base
>>69030259
Hey Canada, what's up?
>>69030259
>tranpa still gets triggered by this
love it
>>69030335
2bhwy it's only one really butthurt Tampa fan. I can assure you that most other Tampa fans don't give him (You)s.
>>69030386
>I can assure you that most other Tampa fans don't give him (You)s.
There are others?
>>69030430
Me. Although I'm not a Tampa fan by choice.
>>69030386
>implying anyone actually gets butthurt at forced "memes"
>>69030438
be a panthers fan. they need as many as they can get
>>69029737
>>69029706
be more like oilers and leaves lol
>>69030458
I'm only a fan of the closest teams to my location. I live on the Florida-Georgia border and the closest city is Jacksonville and the closest NHL city is Tampa.
>>69029353
I live in nashville and there are publix here
>>69030519
there not very many total in Tennessee though
Why do the Florida fags keep blogging tonight?
>>69030587
why does /hoc/ constantly want to discuss florida?
>>69030597
It's complete autistic obsession with both teams in a completely unfounded way.
>>69030597
Because you have some faggot that keeps telling me all about his stupid college and where he lives and his mom's favorite type of cookie
![Patrik_Laine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cQpVMU2.jpg "Patrik Laine[1]")
