look a hockey related picture. wow
>>69030605
Pulju is the meme king. Supreme meme.
Will the Black Knights be better than the Oilers in their inaugural season?
(Yes/No)
Will the Black Knights be better than the Laffs in their inaugural season?
(Yes/No)
>>69030638
Yes.
Possibly, but I hesitate to say yes.
>>69030638
y y
No florida posters please
>yfwswtc
>>69030658
No.
>>69030638
Give me 4 days
Why is there so many penguins fans on long island. Shouldn't they be islanders fans?????
>>69030690
It's because of their FILTHY FUCKING BANDWAGON.
>>69030687
What do you mean by this?
>>69030709
He's going to run a simulation of the team and compare it to the Oilers and Laffs, duh.
>>69030728
NHL17?
>>69030703
What's the worst bandwagon in the NHL besides the Blackcocks?
>>69030690
they left because the islels are shit
>>69030740
NHL 18. My wife's son works at EA
>>69030740
It ain't out yet nigger
Why do people even buy new NHL games? Aren't they all the same shit?
>>69030742
craps and kongs
Preds got forsberg for 6m a year not bad
>>69030742
The fucking Toronto Maple Leafs or the Oilers. They talk a big fucking talk every season, then disappear with a whimper around late December. They are so annoying.
>>69030766
Don't you talk shit about NHL 2003. New ones are ok, old ones were amazing. I usually buy the new game halfway through the season for $20.
>>69030798
I've played very few hockey games, and the only one I kinda liked was the Wii NHL Slapshot one.
>>69030776
Kongs aren't bad for winning 2 cups in 3 years. Their bandwagon is California- only. When the leafs play the Hawks here in Toronto the ACC is full of red sweaters.
>>69030638
no
yes
>>69030817
Slapshot wasn't bad. I had it but the plastic stick thing broke.
>>69030835
I like Lindros.
>>69030835
>mfw weebs are eliminated
>>69030851
I broke it slapping someone in the nuts. The shit was cheap plastic, and the rubber blade of the stick came off.
Nhl hits 2002 is the best hockey game ever.
>tfw laffs fan
>tfw realize we have like 14 wing prospects and no defenceman
a-are we becoming the oilers?
>>69030905
I still have NHL Hitz 2003. I've brought it to parties and people have a nostalgia-gasam every time.
>>69030958
Morgan Rielly alone is 10x better than Deadmonton's defence.
Stamkos will sign with NJ along with Okposo. Screencap this.
>>69030984
Remember when Gardiner was a surefire top pairing defenceman?
>>69030960
>party
>playing videogames
ok m8
>>69031014
>Poo Jersey
just fold it
>>69031038
House parties aren't very big in small towns.
Goodnight /hoc/
> finally manage to find a few stellar forwards in the last few years
> draft 4 d men in the first 5 rounds after that
The absolute madman
>rags
does anyone know if puljujarvi is in edmonton yet? laine is already doing charity stuff in winnipeg
>>69031291
sleep tight marchand
>HONGCOUVER
>>69031014
No chance
>Post yfw the Kings win the cup
>>69030835
Is Eric Lindros the most overrated NHLplayer of all time?
>the flyers actually traded him for Forsberg
>>69030638
the who?
Eric Lindros' best moment was when Scott Stevens hit him for good
GOAT phone wallpaper coming through
we /halloffame/ now
>>69034457
I like this increase in Jon memes
>>69030605
Lmao look at that fricken monkey
>>69031014
Can't wait for them to become a bigger Mickey Mouse team when they can't win with Stammer and Okposo
>>69030749
Nice Jon
Hey 4chan /hoc/, Alexander Barkov jr. here to answer all your questions. so AMA people!
>>69032496
Lmao
>>69035634
Why are you such a bust?
>>69035755
Im a top 5 center in the league, I was 2nd in the lady byng voting, fuck off delusional leaf
- Aleksander
>>69031291
Good sleeps leaf
>>69035634
At what age did you realize you suffered from acute autism?
>>69035634
How happy are you to wake up every day knowing that you dont have to wear an oilers or laffs jersey? Are you excited that you have a shot at playoffs and have a team with youh and capable core compared to the asians of vangkonghouver or indians of Toronto?
>>69035931
He's plays for Florida which means he will never get recognition he deserves. Literally no fans and no exposure because nobody gives a shit about the panthlels. He could be the next kopitar and no one would notice.
>>69031083
comfy post is comfy
>http://chl.ca/importdraft
import draft starts at 11
Ayo hol' up.
If the Wings never manage to pick high in the draft, but they manage to sign Stamcuck, that means they end up with the first overall pick from 2008, the last time they won the cup.
That would be a top meme imo.
JVR for Matthew Dumba
Thoughts?
>>69030905
>>69030960
Hitz Pro will always have a place in my heart
Just literally touched the Stan Lee lads
Smell my fingers
good morning, /hoc/
>>69036861
huomenta
>Jeremy Rutherford Verified account @jprutherford
>Jordan Neumann, Shattenkirk's agent: "I would say at this point, Kevin and I do think it is inevitable that he ultimately will get traded."
>>69036677
You know you curse your team if you touch the cup without winning it, right? Sutter's retarded son touched it in 2014 and they ended up not making the series last year.
>>69037008
some time between now and the end of time, yes
but not if hes refusing to sign in the west or if the blose are expecting a top forward
>>69037008
I feel bad for the team who overspends for this guy. So overrated.
>>69037012
You can touch it, just can't lift it
>>69037008
>>Jeremy Rutherford
literally who
>>69037127
blues beat ya dip
>>69037008
Traded to who? The Blues are demanding the fucking moon for him. They wanted Larkin in exchange, you know, that player that Detroit has already decided is their future face of their franchise.
>>69037008
Won't matter. This past season will literally be the closest they'll ever get to the cup in the next 10 years.
>>69037162
>blues beating anyone ever
Casual fan here. What went wrong? Why is USA hockey so terrible now?
>>69037203
no bill
>>69037186
If this is true, Doug Armstrong might be one of the dumbest GMs in the nhl. Not only is shattenkirk overrated as fuck, he's a FA next summer. Larkin is a potential top 3 forward who is controlled for the next 5 years. This is so embarrassing for Doug if in fact true.
>>69037203
sochi had such shit unis
>>69037082
I bet the keeper of the cup is a Laffs fan then.
>>69037412
that's probably just his way of saying "you have nothing else of value"
>>69037491
That's not true though. They could offer a combo of Tatar or Nyquist and a prospect for shittenkirk.
>>69037565
well maybe they don't want them, I don't know what they want
also it's most likely just the reporter who's dumb
@andystrickland Jun 26
The report the #stlblues asking for Dylan Larkin for Kevin Shattenkirk is humorous and untrue #NHL
>>69037593
I guess but there reaches a point where you have to be realistic. And the longer the wait the less they'll get. A lot of teams are figuring out how to manage their cap right now.
>you now remember the Oilers drafted Puljujarvi
hockey is a dumb meme sport
>>69037203
Bettman prevented your young stars from attending your real team.
>>69037008
>yfw they trade pietrangelo instead
>>69037649
>>69037612
I think the teams interested are half negotiating the trade and half his possible extension, probably why it's gonna take some time.
2017 is our year
Happy Tuesday /hoc/ only a million more til the season starts
>>69037565
>>69037612
No team is going to trade more than a second line forward (e.g. Tatar) and a 2nd round pick (or prospect equivalent) for Shattenkirk. By the trade deadline, he'll go for much less. Doug is retarded.
>>69037677
>
whys he so sad bros
>>69037741
ours too
>>69037757
I'm with you 100% anon. I just think its more realistic seeing Tatar or Nyquist traded. The only way the blues even sniff larkin is if they offer Parayko and another blue chip prospect. Even then I doubt it.
>>69037649
Drafting finns with stupid names was always our thing, but usually held off a few rounds...
>>69036011
10 minutes
http://chl.ca/importdraft
http://chl.ca/importdraft
http://chl.ca/importdraft
>>69037565
Don't throw those two under the bus because they had a bad year. Everyone had a bad year. Datsyuk even had a bad year. Hopefully blash figures this shit out
>>69037982
What happens during this?
CHL teams drafting euro babbies?
>>69038024
scouting reports on kids pimples
>>69038024
yeah
each team is only allowed to have 2, a lot of the time the players don't come over, like Laine was drafted by Sarnia last year and didn't come
this was last years picks
http://www.eliteprospects.com/draft_other2.php?type=CHL%20Import%20Draft&year=2015
>>69038009
I'm not throwing them under the bus at all anon. I'm merely mentioning players who are closer to being of value. Both of them are solid top 6 forwards.
>>69038052
Thanks m8
what sport is most similar to hockey that i can watch at the olympics? water pollo?
>>69038024
It's a joke of a draft, only the big market teams have a shot at any of the big names.
>>69038093
handball
>>69038093
Not field hockey
>shot blocking is a penalty
>>69038093
do they play lacrosse in the olympics?
>>69038117
Good rule
t. >muh 80s scoring
>>69038117
I found out its actually a penalty to stand somewhere. Like if you're standing in a spot and someone with the ball decides they want to go through that spot you have to get out of their way or its a fucking penalty
>>69038170
>>69038117
god i fucking hate women
>>69031582
How does this apply to Vancouver
>>69038207
the only thing field hockey is good for is for making stealth watch threads for the real olympic events. this is your only warning for it this year
ALEKSI HEPONIEMI
>>69038275
I'll see you in /fhoc/
FUCKING OSHAWA
>blocking knights tolvanen
>vanPOOper
these garbage qc teams taking forever to pick
>>69038402
>watching mene drafts
Why would you PASS
just pick some random lad wt heck
>>69038385
Suddenly I don't hate rask
If that is him
>>69038487
they're too polite
>>69038487
wew lad, half of them passed
truly a meme draft
>>69038323
I was the exact same height at the exact same age and grew to 181cm so I hope he can grow at least that much still. Could be a player. Also is from >my team.
>>69038493
Who is Tim Thomas
A great product of >finnish goalie coaching nevertheless.
>>69038493
>not knowing based tim "obama's a fucking nigger" thomas
>>69038487
>>69038520
They auto-pass with 2 euros on their roster, but there's some rule for euros who get picked in the 1st round of the NHL that lets teams that have 2 euros already have 2 + 1 backup
like Windsor has Nattinen and Sergachev but since Sergachev was picked in the first round they're allowed to make 1 pick in case they lose Sergachev
>Chicoutimi
SPICY MAMA
>A growing buzz in some NHL circles that high profile FAs (Babcock last year) and Stamkos are using Sabres as a 'leverage' for better deals
Thanks Pegula :^)
>rags
>>69038729
>>69038788
>>69038852
This is the same person
>despite literally no playoff results, your team will never be as bad as the >rags
Feels great lads
>>69038865
I was the first 2
Wish the Oilers and >rags swapped rosters tbqh
>Karlsson should have won the Norris
>Doughty deserved the Norris
>there are multiple people with these pictures saved on /hoc/
post yfw wings sign stamkos
post pavels
what is the hockey equivalent of iceland shitting on england?
>>69039275
It would be like if Japan beat Canada in the gold medal game
>>69039275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqTZwyOs5nQ
this maybe
>>69039284
>England is as good as Canada
Yeah nah. England Is a fraud and hasn't won a major tournament since the fucking 60's. I would put it more on par with Japan beating USA or Czech Republic.
>>69039275
Denmark, sort of
Their league is nothing special (and semi-pro), but they keep producing NHL-players every year
>>69039313
fair point
>>69039313
>>69039284
It would be like if Belarus beat the USA
>>69039380
While absolutely hilarious, not quite the same considering the roster USA compiled.
>>69039380
All hail mighty Belarus
>>69039313
>England Is a fraud and hasn't won a major tournament since the fucking 60's
we won the rugby world cup in '03
that's roughly equal in relevance to hockey desu
>>69039492
Were discussing soccer, Nigel.
>rags
>england is literally the >laffs of futbol
wew
>>69039501
>soccer
no you were discussing football
but you're deluded if you think canada is more relevant than england in the world of footy, regardless of how poorly we did this year
>>69039550
Please learn to read or use your brain. The question had nothing to do with soccer. It was comparing a hockey upset to what Iceland did to your meme team.
>>69039550
>invent a sport
>never win at it
>>69039611
just like hockey then, ey
>>69039540
The laffs atleast have a future
>england
>brexit x2
britbongs on suicide watch
>>69039678
>brexit
>a bad thing
trudeau pls
>>69039678
>the laffs at least have a future
>>69039630
Well no.
>>69039776
how many canadian teams were in the playoffs this year?
>>69039540
>vesalainen to flint
well gl in sweden lad
>>69039189
>$11 million/year for blood clots
No thank you.
>>69039805
When was the last time England won a title?
2016 for Canada
???? for england
>>69039805
That has nothing to do with Canadians though.
>>69039189
>mfw cause at least >we didn't
I think stamkos' actual value is somewhere around 8 mill
>>69039852
>highest level of play in hockey
>no canadian teams qualify
>"t-that has nothing to do with canadians!!!"
nice desu
>>69039895
>1966
>being the laffs of soccer
Stay mad nigel
>>69039895
Nigger lover
>>69039849
in hockey?
1936 olympic gold
in footie?
1966 fifa world cup
we have one of each
where's your footy cup lad?
>>69039895
Yeah like I said, it has little to basically nothing to do with Canada. You're trying to damage control for losing to a country that has 300,000 people. Literally worse than 7-1.
>>69039937
>like I said, it has little to basically nothing to do with Canada
yeah you're right, the playoffs did have nothing to do with canada lmao
>>69039934
So you've never seen your country win anything?
Sad tbqh
>>69039968
They won the EUB owl
>>69039968
nah saw us win the rugby world cup (:
England just lost yesterday to a team from a country of 300,000 people featuring a PART TIME DENTIST
Its understandable that Nigel here is a bit salty
>>69039968
Didnt they have a guy win a bike thing in the last Olympics and they went fucking crazy for him? Still kinda sad desu
>>69039998
Was your dad even alive the last time you won at soccer?
>>69040005
80% of jobs created in England in the past year went to immigrants lmao
>>69039961
How does it feel being the new 7-1? I mean it's humiliating on a global scale. Every country now laughs at you.
>>69040010
we're the triathlon center of the world
we actually care about more than one sport
it's a shame you literally only have one
>>69040038
>USA only has one sport
Oi m8 what are all these Olympic gold medals then?
>>69040033
alright lad
wake me up when canadian teams can even qualify for the highest level of play for their only sport
>>69040038
dont forget the great sport of darts, old chap
>>69040038
>england claiming anyone follows anything but soccer over there
>>69040078
That fella is Irish
>>69040073
We qualify and win almost every time though.
Back to back olympic gold
back to back world championship
soon back to back world cup
>>69040062
tbf lad I thought I was still bantering with the canucks
>>69040086
we follow football, rugby, cricket, tennis, and cycling
>>69040073
>wake me up when canadian teams can even qualify for the highest level of play for their only sport
>>69040097
>>69040117
>highest level of play
learn to read leaf
none of your teams qualified for your highest level of play this year
>>69040117
Nigel here is just jealous we have colour pictures of our last championship at our favourite sport
>>69040141
olympics is the highest level of play with all the best players though
>canada is good at hockey
wew lad that is a spicy meme
>mfw Tranadian teams are banned from the playoffs
>>69040153
>olympics is the highest level of play with all the best players though
well then lad, we've got a gold in your highest level of play
where's your cup for the highest level of play for footy?
>this butthurt brittbong
>>69040153
it really is. No one gives a shit about worlds, but they take the olympics seriously
Went to pick up a 6 pack at lunch and they had 4 lokos so I got one. I feel like I'm in high school again
>>69040189
We dont care about soccer. You do and haven't won since the moon landing
>>69040141
>implying I wanted my team to qualify
>>69040212
and we don't care about hockey, yet we've got a gold in it (^:
>>69040189
Where are any players from the UK on Team Europe's World Cup roster?
>>69040221
yet here you are
>>69040250
>moving goalposts
>>69040221
With canadian players
Why cant england win at soccer? Do they need us to send some canadian players?
>NHL announces it has fined Canucks $50,000 for Jim Benning's comments about Stamkos and Subban last week on @TSN1040
that'll team 'em
>>69040221
>only world cup win was blatant cheating
>lectures other countries on success
>>69040268
kek
>laffs
I'm torn, senpaitachi.
On the one hand, I know >we are going to desperately need someone to replace Datsyuk this season, and with a heapfuck of open cap space >we could make an enticing offer to Stamkos. He could also be that elite goal scorer to put goals in which was a major problem last season.
On the other hand, the last thing I want is to be stamcucked by an $11 million cap hit for a gorillion years, for a player that isn't guaranteed to produce like he used to, and Lord knows he will never be the two way player Pavel was.
What do I feel? Meme responses are preferred.
>>69040258
came here to push your shit in lad (-:
you only have one sport, and we've got an olympic gold in and we don't even care about it
yet you want to talk shit about our footy when you're even less relevant than the US
>>69040262
It's the biggest meme'iest tournament until the 2018 Olympics, and there won't be a single player from the UK on the ice. When was the last time the UK even qualified for Olympic ice hockey? Medals won before you were born don't count either.
>http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=302228
wow jumbo finn
>>69040186
>this ass-frustated Tranpa Gay poster who is trying to culturally appropriate memes used against him
m8
>>69040304
you're talking about canafarts, son
america has golds in every sport that matters
Is >1966 more embarassing than >1980?
>>69040315
>Medals won before you were born don't count either
>still moving goalposts
lmao
>canadumbs
Every other thread is laughing at englel, we might as well do it too, lads
who will sign stamkos?
>>69040330
>Sherman
>bolts fan
Hey there new friend
>>69040359
Much more, since the cup happens every year
>laffs
>>69040365
It's common knowledge that anything won before the modern era is irrelevant because there was simply not enough competition or parity in whatever sport it was. Just like how none of the Maple Leafs' cups are relevant because they were all won when there were 6 teams in the NHL.
Maybe if you weren't a retarded inbred, you would understand.
>>69040402
Blots
>>69040410
>It's common knowledge that anything won before the modern era is irrelevant because I said so
still moving them goalposts I see
>>69040432
Olympic wins before professionals were allowed are irrelevant, Nigel
Apparently Daley's coal-burning whore of a mother finally died. Good riddance.
>>69040402
>h-h-hey steven, c-can u make me some nachos with the cheese
Vaakanainen might just come over to the CHL. His old team folded and he signed a contract with another, but seeing the success Finnish Dmen have had in the CHL recently(Määttä, Honka, Juolevi), he might do it.
>>69040432
I came into the argument and set my own goalposts. You continuing to say, "moving goalposts" is the equivalent of me saying that the UK is a first world country. It just isn't true.
>>69040406
>tripfags
And I literally couldn't care less. Why do they think their opinions on hockey are relevant enough for us to remember who they are? I only remember kippers because people always ask to see >her ass
>>69040460
tip top edge
>>69040460
Lel
>>69040470
He would need a spot, Windsor already has Sergachev and Nättinen
maybe he comes next year
>>69040476
If you weren't new you'd know that he post the same picture right away every single thread
>>69040474
Maybe if england moved the goalposts they wouldnt have lost to A PART TIME DENTIST
>1936
>british gold medal
>In previous Olympics, the British team had finished third (1924), and fourth (1928) but with teams that were, "largely composed of Canadian Army officers and university graduates living in the U.K."[1] It was decided that their team must be British-born this time, and while only one player on the team was born in Canada, nine of the thirteen players on the roster grew up in Canada, and eleven had played previously in Canada.[1]
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_1936_Winter_Olympics
nice british medal you have there
>>69040510
>tfw was away from /hoc/ for 2 years and I don't know what photo this is
>>69040510
>hurr durr look he's NEW
>>69040457
all i see is a gold for england in your highest level of play and a footy world cup
where's your world cup lad?
>inb4 don't care about sawker
then stop chatting shite before i fucking deck you son
