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>>69030605
Pulju is the meme king. Supreme meme.
Will the Black Knights be better than the Oilers in their inaugural season?
(Yes/No)
Will the Black Knights be better than the Laffs in their inaugural season?
(Yes/No)
>>69030638
Yes.
Possibly, but I hesitate to say yes.
>>69030638
y y
No florida posters please
>yfwswtc
>>69030658
No.
>>69030638
Give me 4 days
Why is there so many penguins fans on long island. Shouldn't they be islanders fans?????
>>69030690
It's because of their FILTHY FUCKING BANDWAGON.
>>69030687
What do you mean by this?
>>69030709
He's going to run a simulation of the team and compare it to the Oilers and Laffs, duh.
>>69030728
NHL17?
>>69030703
What's the worst bandwagon in the NHL besides the Blackcocks?
>>69030690
they left because the islels are shit
>>69030740
NHL 18. My wife's son works at EA
>>69030740
It ain't out yet nigger
Why do people even buy new NHL games? Aren't they all the same shit?
>>69030742
craps and kongs
Preds got forsberg for 6m a year not bad
>>69030742
The fucking Toronto Maple Leafs or the Oilers. They talk a big fucking talk every season, then disappear with a whimper around late December. They are so annoying.
>>69030766
Don't you talk shit about NHL 2003. New ones are ok, old ones were amazing. I usually buy the new game halfway through the season for $20.
>>69030798
I've played very few hockey games, and the only one I kinda liked was the Wii NHL Slapshot one.
>>69030776
Kongs aren't bad for winning 2 cups in 3 years. Their bandwagon is California- only. When the leafs play the Hawks here in Toronto the ACC is full of red sweaters.
>>69030638
no
yes
>>69030817
Slapshot wasn't bad. I had it but the plastic stick thing broke.
>>69030835
I like Lindros.
>>69030835
>mfw weebs are eliminated
>>69030851
I broke it slapping someone in the nuts. The shit was cheap plastic, and the rubber blade of the stick came off.
Nhl hits 2002 is the best hockey game ever.
>tfw laffs fan
>tfw realize we have like 14 wing prospects and no defenceman
a-are we becoming the oilers?
>>69030905
I still have NHL Hitz 2003. I've brought it to parties and people have a nostalgia-gasam every time.
>>69030958
Morgan Rielly alone is 10x better than Deadmonton's defence.
Stamkos will sign with NJ along with Okposo. Screencap this.
>>69030984
Remember when Gardiner was a surefire top pairing defenceman?
>>69030960
>party
>playing videogames
ok m8
>>69031014
>Poo Jersey
just fold it
>>69031038
House parties aren't very big in small towns.
Goodnight /hoc/
> finally manage to find a few stellar forwards in the last few years
> draft 4 d men in the first 5 rounds after that
The absolute madman
>rags
does anyone know if puljujarvi is in edmonton yet? laine is already doing charity stuff in winnipeg
>>69031291
sleep tight marchand
>HONGCOUVER
>>69031014
No chance
>Post yfw the Kings win the cup
>>69030835
Is Eric Lindros the most overrated NHLplayer of all time?
>the flyers actually traded him for Forsberg
>>69030638
the who?
Eric Lindros' best moment was when Scott Stevens hit him for good
GOAT phone wallpaper coming through
we /halloffame/ now
I like this increase in Jon memes
>>69030605
Lmao look at that fricken monkey
>>69031014
Can't wait for them to become a bigger Mickey Mouse team when they can't win with Stammer and Okposo
>>69030749
Nice Jon
Hey 4chan /hoc/, Alexander Barkov jr. here to answer all your questions. so AMA people!
>>69032496
Lmao
>>69035634
Why are you such a bust?
>>69035755
Im a top 5 center in the league, I was 2nd in the lady byng voting, fuck off delusional leaf
- Aleksander
>>69031291
Good sleeps leaf
>>69035634
At what age did you realize you suffered from acute autism?
>>69035634
How happy are you to wake up every day knowing that you dont have to wear an oilers or laffs jersey? Are you excited that you have a shot at playoffs and have a team with youh and capable core compared to the asians of vangkonghouver or indians of Toronto?
>>69035931
He's plays for Florida which means he will never get recognition he deserves. Literally no fans and no exposure because nobody gives a shit about the panthlels. He could be the next kopitar and no one would notice.
>>69031083
comfy post is comfy
>http://chl.ca/importdraft
import draft starts at 11
Ayo hol' up.
If the Wings never manage to pick high in the draft, but they manage to sign Stamcuck, that means they end up with the first overall pick from 2008, the last time they won the cup.
That would be a top meme imo.
JVR for Matthew Dumba
Thoughts?
>>69030905
>>69030960
Hitz Pro will always have a place in my heart
Just literally touched the Stan Lee lads
Smell my fingers
good morning, /hoc/
>>69036861
huomenta
>Jeremy Rutherford Verified account @jprutherford
>Jordan Neumann, Shattenkirk's agent: "I would say at this point, Kevin and I do think it is inevitable that he ultimately will get traded."
>>69036677
You know you curse your team if you touch the cup without winning it, right? Sutter's retarded son touched it in 2014 and they ended up not making the series last year.
>>69037008
some time between now and the end of time, yes
but not if hes refusing to sign in the west or if the blose are expecting a top forward
>>69037008
I feel bad for the team who overspends for this guy. So overrated.
>>69037012
You can touch it, just can't lift it
>>69037008
>>Jeremy Rutherford
literally who
>>69037127
blues beat ya dip
>>69037008
Traded to who? The Blues are demanding the fucking moon for him. They wanted Larkin in exchange, you know, that player that Detroit has already decided is their future face of their franchise.
>>69037008
Won't matter. This past season will literally be the closest they'll ever get to the cup in the next 10 years.
>>69037162
>blues beating anyone ever
Casual fan here. What went wrong? Why is USA hockey so terrible now?
>>69037203
no bill
>>69037186
If this is true, Doug Armstrong might be one of the dumbest GMs in the nhl. Not only is shattenkirk overrated as fuck, he's a FA next summer. Larkin is a potential top 3 forward who is controlled for the next 5 years. This is so embarrassing for Doug if in fact true.
>>69037203
sochi had such shit unis
>>69037082
I bet the keeper of the cup is a Laffs fan then.
>>69037412
that's probably just his way of saying "you have nothing else of value"
>>69037491
That's not true though. They could offer a combo of Tatar or Nyquist and a prospect for shittenkirk.
>>69037565
well maybe they don't want them, I don't know what they want
also it's most likely just the reporter who's dumb
@andystrickland Jun 26
The report the #stlblues asking for Dylan Larkin for Kevin Shattenkirk is humorous and untrue #NHL
>>69037593
I guess but there reaches a point where you have to be realistic. And the longer the wait the less they'll get. A lot of teams are figuring out how to manage their cap right now.
>you now remember the Oilers drafted Puljujarvi
hockey is a dumb meme sport
>>69037203
Bettman prevented your young stars from attending your real team.
>>69037008
>yfw they trade pietrangelo instead
>>69037612
I think the teams interested are half negotiating the trade and half his possible extension, probably why it's gonna take some time.
2017 is our year
Happy Tuesday /hoc/ only a million more til the season starts
>>69037565
>>69037612
No team is going to trade more than a second line forward (e.g. Tatar) and a 2nd round pick (or prospect equivalent) for Shattenkirk. By the trade deadline, he'll go for much less. Doug is retarded.
whys he so sad bros
>>69037741
ours too
>>69037757
I'm with you 100% anon. I just think its more realistic seeing Tatar or Nyquist traded. The only way the blues even sniff larkin is if they offer Parayko and another blue chip prospect. Even then I doubt it.
>>69037649
Drafting finns with stupid names was always our thing, but usually held off a few rounds...
>>69036011
10 minutes
http://chl.ca/importdraft
http://chl.ca/importdraft
http://chl.ca/importdraft
>>69037565
Don't throw those two under the bus because they had a bad year. Everyone had a bad year. Datsyuk even had a bad year. Hopefully blash figures this shit out
>>69037982
What happens during this?
CHL teams drafting euro babbies?
>>69038024
scouting reports on kids pimples
>>69038024
yeah
each team is only allowed to have 2, a lot of the time the players don't come over, like Laine was drafted by Sarnia last year and didn't come
this was last years picks
http://www.eliteprospects.com/draft_other2.php?type=CHL%20Import%20Draft&year=2015
>>69038009
I'm not throwing them under the bus at all anon. I'm merely mentioning players who are closer to being of value. Both of them are solid top 6 forwards.
>>69038052
Thanks m8
what sport is most similar to hockey that i can watch at the olympics? water pollo?
>>69038024
It's a joke of a draft, only the big market teams have a shot at any of the big names.
>>69038093
handball
>>69038093
Not field hockey
>shot blocking is a penalty
>>69038093
do they play lacrosse in the olympics?
>>69038117
Good rule
t. >muh 80s scoring
>>69038117
I found out its actually a penalty to stand somewhere. Like if you're standing in a spot and someone with the ball decides they want to go through that spot you have to get out of their way or its a fucking penalty
>>69038170
>>69038117
god i fucking hate women
>>69031582
How does this apply to Vancouver
>>69038207
the only thing field hockey is good for is for making stealth watch threads for the real olympic events. this is your only warning for it this year
ALEKSI HEPONIEMI
>>69038275
I'll see you in /fhoc/
FUCKING OSHAWA
>blocking knights tolvanen
>vanPOOper
these garbage qc teams taking forever to pick
>>69038402
>watching mene drafts
Why would you PASS
just pick some random lad wt heck
>>69038385
Suddenly I don't hate rask
If that is him
>>69038487
they're too polite
>>69038487
wew lad, half of them passed
truly a meme draft
>>69038323
I was the exact same height at the exact same age and grew to 181cm so I hope he can grow at least that much still. Could be a player. Also is from >my team.
>>69038493
Who is Tim Thomas
A great product of >finnish goalie coaching nevertheless.
>>69038493
>not knowing based tim "obama's a fucking nigger" thomas
>>69038487
>>69038520
They auto-pass with 2 euros on their roster, but there's some rule for euros who get picked in the 1st round of the NHL that lets teams that have 2 euros already have 2 + 1 backup
like Windsor has Nattinen and Sergachev but since Sergachev was picked in the first round they're allowed to make 1 pick in case they lose Sergachev
>Chicoutimi
SPICY MAMA
>A growing buzz in some NHL circles that high profile FAs (Babcock last year) and Stamkos are using Sabres as a 'leverage' for better deals
Thanks Pegula :^)
>rags
>>69038729
>>69038788
>>69038852
This is the same person
>despite literally no playoff results, your team will never be as bad as the >rags
Feels great lads
>>69038865
I was the first 2
Wish the Oilers and >rags swapped rosters tbqh
>Karlsson should have won the Norris
>Doughty deserved the Norris
>there are multiple people with these pictures saved on /hoc/
post yfw wings sign stamkos
post pavels
what is the hockey equivalent of iceland shitting on england?
>>69039275
It would be like if Japan beat Canada in the gold medal game
>>69039275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqTZwyOs5nQ
this maybe
>>69039284
>England is as good as Canada
Yeah nah. England Is a fraud and hasn't won a major tournament since the fucking 60's. I would put it more on par with Japan beating USA or Czech Republic.
>>69039275
Denmark, sort of
Their league is nothing special (and semi-pro), but they keep producing NHL-players every year
>>69039313
fair point
>>69039313
>>69039284
It would be like if Belarus beat the USA
>>69039380
While absolutely hilarious, not quite the same considering the roster USA compiled.
>>69039380
All hail mighty Belarus
>>69039313
>England Is a fraud and hasn't won a major tournament since the fucking 60's
we won the rugby world cup in '03
that's roughly equal in relevance to hockey desu
>>69039492
Were discussing soccer, Nigel.
>rags
>england is literally the >laffs of futbol
wew
>>69039501
>soccer
no you were discussing football
but you're deluded if you think canada is more relevant than england in the world of footy, regardless of how poorly we did this year
>>69039550
Please learn to read or use your brain. The question had nothing to do with soccer. It was comparing a hockey upset to what Iceland did to your meme team.
>>69039550
>invent a sport
>never win at it
>>69039611
just like hockey then, ey
>>69039540
The laffs atleast have a future
>england
>brexit x2
britbongs on suicide watch
>>69039678
>brexit
>a bad thing
trudeau pls
>>69039678
>the laffs at least have a future
>>69039630
Well no.
>>69039776
how many canadian teams were in the playoffs this year?
>>69039540
>vesalainen to flint
well gl in sweden lad
>>69039189
>$11 million/year for blood clots
No thank you.
>>69039805
When was the last time England won a title?
2016 for Canada
???? for england
>>69039805
That has nothing to do with Canadians though.
>>69039189
>mfw cause at least >we didn't
I think stamkos' actual value is somewhere around 8 mill
>>69039852
>highest level of play in hockey
>no canadian teams qualify
>"t-that has nothing to do with canadians!!!"
nice desu
>>69039895
>1966
>being the laffs of soccer
Stay mad nigel
>>69039895
Nigger lover
>>69039849
in hockey?
1936 olympic gold
in footie?
1966 fifa world cup
we have one of each
where's your footy cup lad?
>>69039895
Yeah like I said, it has little to basically nothing to do with Canada. You're trying to damage control for losing to a country that has 300,000 people. Literally worse than 7-1.
>>69039937
>like I said, it has little to basically nothing to do with Canada
yeah you're right, the playoffs did have nothing to do with canada lmao
>>69039934
So you've never seen your country win anything?
Sad tbqh
>>69039968
They won the EUB owl
>>69039968
nah saw us win the rugby world cup (:
England just lost yesterday to a team from a country of 300,000 people featuring a PART TIME DENTIST
Its understandable that Nigel here is a bit salty
>>69039968
Didnt they have a guy win a bike thing in the last Olympics and they went fucking crazy for him? Still kinda sad desu
>>69039998
Was your dad even alive the last time you won at soccer?
>>69040005
80% of jobs created in England in the past year went to immigrants lmao
>>69039961
How does it feel being the new 7-1? I mean it's humiliating on a global scale. Every country now laughs at you.
>>69040010
we're the triathlon center of the world
we actually care about more than one sport
it's a shame you literally only have one
>>69040038
>USA only has one sport
Oi m8 what are all these Olympic gold medals then?
>>69040033
alright lad
wake me up when canadian teams can even qualify for the highest level of play for their only sport
>>69040038
dont forget the great sport of darts, old chap
>>69040038
>england claiming anyone follows anything but soccer over there
>>69040078
That fella is Irish
>>69040073
We qualify and win almost every time though.
Back to back olympic gold
back to back world championship
soon back to back world cup
>>69040062
tbf lad I thought I was still bantering with the canucks
>>69040086
we follow football, rugby, cricket, tennis, and cycling
>>69040073
>wake me up when canadian teams can even qualify for the highest level of play for their only sport
>>69040097
>>69040117
>highest level of play
learn to read leaf
none of your teams qualified for your highest level of play this year
>>69040117
Nigel here is just jealous we have colour pictures of our last championship at our favourite sport
>>69040141
olympics is the highest level of play with all the best players though
>canada is good at hockey
wew lad that is a spicy meme
>mfw Tranadian teams are banned from the playoffs
>>69040153
>olympics is the highest level of play with all the best players though
well then lad, we've got a gold in your highest level of play
where's your cup for the highest level of play for footy?
>this butthurt brittbong
>>69040153
it really is. No one gives a shit about worlds, but they take the olympics seriously
Went to pick up a 6 pack at lunch and they had 4 lokos so I got one. I feel like I'm in high school again
>>69040189
We dont care about soccer. You do and haven't won since the moon landing
>>69040141
>implying I wanted my team to qualify
>>69040212
and we don't care about hockey, yet we've got a gold in it (^:
>>69040189
Where are any players from the UK on Team Europe's World Cup roster?
>>69040221
yet here you are
>>69040250
>moving goalposts
>>69040221
With canadian players
Why cant england win at soccer? Do they need us to send some canadian players?
>NHL announces it has fined Canucks $50,000 for Jim Benning's comments about Stamkos and Subban last week on @TSN1040
that'll team 'em
>>69040221
>only world cup win was blatant cheating
>lectures other countries on success
>>69040268
kek
>laffs
I'm torn, senpaitachi.
On the one hand, I know >we are going to desperately need someone to replace Datsyuk this season, and with a heapfuck of open cap space >we could make an enticing offer to Stamkos. He could also be that elite goal scorer to put goals in which was a major problem last season.
On the other hand, the last thing I want is to be stamcucked by an $11 million cap hit for a gorillion years, for a player that isn't guaranteed to produce like he used to, and Lord knows he will never be the two way player Pavel was.
What do I feel? Meme responses are preferred.
>>69040258
came here to push your shit in lad (-:
you only have one sport, and we've got an olympic gold in and we don't even care about it
yet you want to talk shit about our footy when you're even less relevant than the US
>>69040262
It's the biggest meme'iest tournament until the 2018 Olympics, and there won't be a single player from the UK on the ice. When was the last time the UK even qualified for Olympic ice hockey? Medals won before you were born don't count either.
>http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=302228
wow jumbo finn
>>69040186
>this ass-frustated Tranpa Gay poster who is trying to culturally appropriate memes used against him
m8
>>69040304
you're talking about canafarts, son
america has golds in every sport that matters
Is >1966 more embarassing than >1980?
>>69040315
>Medals won before you were born don't count either
>still moving goalposts
lmao
>canadumbs
Every other thread is laughing at englel, we might as well do it too, lads
who will sign stamkos?
>>69040330
>Sherman
>bolts fan
Hey there new friend
>>69040359
Much more, since the cup happens every year
>laffs
>>69040365
It's common knowledge that anything won before the modern era is irrelevant because there was simply not enough competition or parity in whatever sport it was. Just like how none of the Maple Leafs' cups are relevant because they were all won when there were 6 teams in the NHL.
Maybe if you weren't a retarded inbred, you would understand.
>>69040402
Blots
>>69040410
>It's common knowledge that anything won before the modern era is irrelevant because I said so
still moving them goalposts I see
>>69040432
Olympic wins before professionals were allowed are irrelevant, Nigel
Apparently Daley's coal-burning whore of a mother finally died. Good riddance.
>>69040402
>h-h-hey steven, c-can u make me some nachos with the cheese
Vaakanainen might just come over to the CHL. His old team folded and he signed a contract with another, but seeing the success Finnish Dmen have had in the CHL recently(Määttä, Honka, Juolevi), he might do it.
>>69040432
I came into the argument and set my own goalposts. You continuing to say, "moving goalposts" is the equivalent of me saying that the UK is a first world country. It just isn't true.
>>69040406
>tripfags
And I literally couldn't care less. Why do they think their opinions on hockey are relevant enough for us to remember who they are? I only remember kippers because people always ask to see >her ass
>>69040460
tip top edge
>>69040460
Lel
>>69040470
He would need a spot, Windsor already has Sergachev and Nättinen
maybe he comes next year
>>69040476
If you weren't new you'd know that he post the same picture right away every single thread
>>69040474
Maybe if england moved the goalposts they wouldnt have lost to A PART TIME DENTIST
>1936
>british gold medal
>In previous Olympics, the British team had finished third (1924), and fourth (1928) but with teams that were, "largely composed of Canadian Army officers and university graduates living in the U.K."[1] It was decided that their team must be British-born this time, and while only one player on the team was born in Canada, nine of the thirteen players on the roster grew up in Canada, and eleven had played previously in Canada.[1]
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_1936_Winter_Olympics
nice british medal you have there
>>69040510
>tfw was away from /hoc/ for 2 years and I don't know what photo this is
>>69040510
>hurr durr look he's NEW
>>69040457
all i see is a gold for england in your highest level of play and a footy world cup
where's your world cup lad?
>inb4 don't care about sawker
then stop chatting shite before i fucking deck you son
>>69040510
>implying I'd even care to remember it
Didn't look like hockey to me, didn't even look at the pic m7
>>69040301
Non-meme response:
It is probably a bad idea to sign Stamkos. I doubt he will produce as well as he has in the past, and his health is a concern. He's worth $8 million, not $10mil+. It would be better to acquire Ladd or a similar player for 3 years at $4-$6 million.
The wings aren't going to be ready to make a run at the cup for at least a couple years. Stamkos alone won't fix that. If Mrazek, Larkin, Athanasiou, and Mantha develop and exceed expectations, Ericsson gets moved/demoted permanently to the third pairing, and an elite defenseman is acquired via trade or free agency, the wings will have a shot. That won't happen for at least a couple years.
>>69040522
> In the final round, the British team beat Czechoslovakia. then played six scoreless periods against USA before the game was called a tie, ensuring a silver or gold for the British. In the tournament's final game, Canada could win silver, and Britain gold, if Canada defeated USA, while the Americans could still achieve gold in a variety of tie-breaking scenarios. The Americans were very tired from the marathon scoreless tie, and lost one to nothing.
>technical gold medals
WEW
>>69040522
guess we'll be taking owen nolan back then lad
>>69040569
A literal meme-medal
Holy kek
>>69040547
All I see is a bunch of canadians winning at hockey and a world cup won 50 years ago. And an english soccer team that just lost to A PART TIME DENTIST
>>69040522
>canadians winning championships for other countries
Where have I seen this before?
>>69040600
yeah still not seeing you be remotely relevant in regard to footy lad
we've got one in your sport
you have bugger all in ours
I don't like seeing England abusing Canada so much it reminds me of abusive parenting so please include trigger warnings
>>69040635
>footy
Kys
>>69040600
>1993
>>69040635
It's funny because your country isn't remotely good at "footy" either.
>tfw /hoc/ is no longer indifferent to the bullshit of the rest of this board and is contaminated with soccer based Brit bashing. /hocxit/ when?
>>69040635
Canadians won that medal nigel. And pretty much every other one, including 3 of the last 5 and back to back. Nobody cares about soccer in canada, its not even televised.
England hasnt won at their sport since 1966
Canada hasnt won at their sport in like a month
>>69040683
it's called football you fucking yank
literally only you call it """"soccer""""
canada would be elite at soccer if they played in the snow or on ice
>>69040713
Nah, m8. We call it "soccer" because that's short for "soccer rules football" as opposed to "rugger rules football" and we already had a sport called "football" here.
>>69040700
world cup begs to differ
where's yours yank?
>>69040771
>>69040771
>Implying we don't have a woman's world cup victory
Checkmate, third worlder.
>>69040771
Soccer is a girls sport
>>69040712
>one canadian born play
>canada won that medal
top kek
guess we won the 2002 gold medal then
>>69040771
>not witnessing your country win gold in a sport you created
Maybe some day lad. Maybe some day.
>>69040783
>>69040791
>women
says it all really
>>69040829
Yeah, it says that in North America men play apehoop or handegg or icefight, and only the girls play your "football"
>>69040829
>1966
lmao
>>69040804
I wasn't aware that northern irish people are english, Nigel.
>1966
>habla español?
>>69040863
You weren't aware that Northern Ireland is part of the UK? Maybe you should study up on your monarch's kingdoms.
>>69040884
>americaitlyns trying to start /pol/ posting
>again
>>69040854
Because you're shit at it.
Literally the rest of the world plays football.
>>69040891
Do the Northern Irish play on englands team?
Will the NHL work in Vegas?
>>69040907
>laffs
>>69040916
Would you like a participation award?
>>69040916
Rest of the world's women. Even the central American men would rather play boreball
>>69040927
Yes.
4 Chan contrarians will disagree though
>it's that one episode where a bunch of fucking leafs think their nation matters at anything aside from giving NHL teams players
>>69040330
How new are you?
>>69040972
>>69040916
As you're well aware, the US has a long history of conforming to what the rest of the world does. That's why most immigrants came here all throughout our history, so they could live somewhere just like the rest of the world. You know, those places they were leaving in the first place.
>>69040927
It will work as well as it has in Arizona. Which is to say, not well.
>>69040921
our hockey is team GB, m8
so yes, norn ire counts for us
This thread is about to get pig posted the fuck out
>>69041024
Why doesn't Australia, New Zealand, and Canada play for you guys?
reminder that >laffs dynasty incoming
>>69041045
it would just be team canada, dummy
Who /yinzer/ here?
>>69041045
not even remotely close to being the same thing
>>69040972
You mean the autistic tranny lover? Xi's the only leaf here
>>69041024
Why dont you just place a professional Hockey team in the o2 Arena in London? Its just sitting there doing nothing
>>69041052
reminder that no
>>69041085
>he thinks lou drafts the players
HOC POSTER TIER RANKINGS
>HOLY TRINITY TIER
USA
ENGLAND
ARMENIA
>GOOD POSTER TIER
SWEDEN
RUSSIA
SLOVAKIA
CZECHIA
>DUMB NIGGER TIER
CANADA
FINLAND
>>69041084
Pretty sure they have concerts there almost nightly
>>69041064
Here senpai
Had the Cup in my building today got to take a picture with it
>>69041123
>armenia
Nice try, nigger.
>soccer world cups
the only sport that matters is hockey. Every other sport is full of pussies, except rugby I guess
honestly, being able to scrap with another player and then act like it never happened is the greatest display of sportsmanship there is
combine that with the elegance of skating and the skill of puck handling, hockey truly is the greatest sport. Who cares if some third worlders can't play it in their back yard
>>69041142
Post it or fuck off
>>69041123
>armenia
>england
disgusting tier
>>69041084
we had the london racers but they folded before th O2 was built
not popular enough in the south of country, unfortunately
hockey is pretty much northern england, scotland, and norn ire
so where it snows, unsurprisingly
>>69041123
Nope
>Holy Trinity
USA
Canada
Sweden
>Norge :3
Norge
>Chill foreigners and memesters
Germany
Finland
Austria
Czech
Slovakia
>Human Garbage
Greece
Armenia
UK
Portugal
>tfw you will have a career year
>>69041123
>tfw finally not garbage
it's a good feel lads
>>69041221
I'm hoping that crazy little muzzy puts up 70 this year.
>tfw >we'll never get another player like Vinny who wants to spend his entire career in Tampa and then retire here
>>69039309
>Hasek, GOAT goalie playing for the Czech Republic who isnt Japan tier at hockey in any way
TL;DR not even close
i mean, i understand they were also shooting against Roy and had players like Gretzky, Fleury, Shanahan and Bourque but Hasek was already planning on getting a gold medal before Y2k and the end of the world so thats the way it was going to go.
Also i could shift some of the blame to the coach for not putting gretzky out there and instead going for players like Lindros or Shanahan... i mean, just look at how shanahan accelerates on the last shot. when i was 8, three years after this our coaches were telling us never to skate like that because it was a bigger waste of energy than jerking off between shifts
>>69041208
>Sweden
Kys
>>69041221
Separated at birth
>>69041241
Wasn't he a rental player
>>69041237
Me too. Finally playing with some players who can finish will help
>>69041221
reminder that kadri is an apostate and his crimes must be punished inshallah
>>69041302
nice delivery senpai
>>69040547
Nobody cares about fucking soccer here dude. That sport is for shitpoor Euros. Maybe you noticed this is a /hoc/ general thread. Maybe if it was /fag/ general we would discuss and care about it.
>>69041249
edit: nieuwendyk? fleury? no 99? wtf?
>>69041324
dont fucking talk to my bf like that
>>69039309
I fucking love hasek
>>69038547
>>69038528
>>69038493
TIM THOMAS lord of all goaltending could have been ultra hasek tier if bruins managment didnt get so butthurt that he wanted a year off to just chill
>>69041390
2010 was the greatest goaltending performance in NHL history. Hasek niggers need not apply.
It's great how much libshits hate him too.
>>69041324
>Nobody cares about fucking soccer here dude
i started funposting in direct response to leafs funposting about footy actually, m8
but w/e lad, dont even like divegrass anyway
just wanted some bantz to pass the time haha
>>69041478
2011*
>>69041478
>2010
Try again
>>69041509
Nice try cuck :^)
>reports of wings having interest in lucic
please no
>>69041478
10-11 season
was there for their last regular season home game that season vs ottawa. we knew in october that the cup would be ours it was just so much fun to watch TT blow everybody TFO.
rask is like the flaccid dick you get after a good fuck. it might get close to hard again after a minute but its not even close to the same 90% of the time and after one or two more goes you start to hate yourself and wish you could just sleep through it and have a happy ending.
>>69041548
Go away caitlyn nobody wants to int post with you
>>69039275
Belarus eliminates a Swedish team full of HoF players.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrSuBv1D_qU
@69041597
>>69041241
and end up retiring in either philly or LA anyway cant remember which one
https://mobile.twitter.com/GenePrincipe/status/747826129952718848
>Only June 28 but one source said 100% and another 95% that @MilanLucicCFC17 will sign with @EdmontonOilers on July 1.Let's see if it happens
Lucic - McDavid - Pulju
>cozy home in beautiful Maгнитoгopcк
>get to stay with family, sex with beautiful orthodox wife
>smoke a pack of darts a day
>play hockey with the old boys
>the caroline hurricane still sending pyб 135 million a year until 2021
why don't all russians do this?
>>69041612
there we go now thats something
>>69041208
This guy gets it
>>69041776
samefaq
>>69041690
>Edmonton willing to waste cap space in area of surplus
This organization is truly run by idiots. Enjoy last place.
>>69041797
Nice McDavid's
If Lucic is coming in its likely contingent on one of Hall, Nugent-Hopkins or Eberle is moving out for a defender.
>>69041797
why is there a shortage of LW in the league these days?
i dunno.. ask edmonton i think he has a few
>>69041612
lmao wow
what the fuck was sweden doing? 4 guys on 1 guy and they couldnt take away the puck
>>69041834
How many times are we going to hear this? Theyve been saying it for literally 2 years and nothing has been done.
>>69041478
>he does not rate 1993
>>69041574
Rask in 2013 was close to Thomas in 2011.
>>69041690
one more winger should do the trick
>>69041641
Wasn't really his fault he got bought out. He said after he announced his retirement he's moving back to Tampa though
>>69041886
>Rask in 2013 was close to Thomas in 2011.
Mongols ACTUALLY believe this
Tim Thomas is going to be that asshole you forget in trivia 20 years from now
>>69041878
If you can stand 50 years of no cups I'm sure you can wait 3 or so more days for a trade.
>>69041986
Yes. Apart from the shit end.
so if the absolute madman chiarelli signs lucic the oilers will be the undisputed heavyweight champs of the nhl
>lucic
>maroon
>kassian
>nurse
>gryba
when you add in mcdavid and pulju, watching the oilers this year is going to be quite the spectacle
>>69042013
>having more 1st overall picks in the past 6 years than leafs have had their entire existence
Truly where players go to rot.
>>69042093
>blow the season and dont aquire 1st overall
>blow the season and aquire 1st overall
which one sounds better
>>69042093
Attached below is a list of notable achievements the Maple Leafs organization and it's individual players have obtained in the last half-century.
FUCKING TIM HORTONS DID IT AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING CINNAMON DONUT INSTEAD OF PLAIN VANILLA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder that laffs fans actually think the GM doesn't have anything to do with drafting
>>69042159
You've seen the oilers win as many cups as I have the leafs. It's funny how retarded you sound.
>>69042040
>>69042040
>>69041986
>>69041886
lol the bruins had a better team behind rask and they lost it. rask never measured up to thomas and they failed by assuming that would be the case so now we've been paying for it and so has boston while the most successful teams this season were so by adopting the beautiful two starter trend that worked for boston in 11
>>69042168
There's a Tim's in Missasauga I used to go to all the time and whenever I ordered bacon on my sandwich there wouldn't be any. I think it's because they hire dune coon workers and in their country you're not allowed to eat the same animal you fuck.
Reminder that laffs fans actually think lou lamarello and brenden shanahan are good at running a hockey team
>trade all talent away for third round picks
>intentionally throw the season
>use all aquired draft picks but one on drafting literal bags of pucks
wow what a productive season they had
>>69042192
he got to see his team get near the cup once though
>>69042192
The difference between us is that I can ask my parents about the glory days, you have to ask your grandparents lmao
>>69042257
Other than Matthews that was Sweeney tier drafting
Sure is anti-leafs circlejerk in here Fuck this im out.
>>69042079
pls sign lucic, I don't want him on >my team
t. the wongs
>>69042320
got em
time to celebrate boys
>laffs
>rags
>kongs
>chiraq
>glaring need for defense
>targets an expensive winger instead
Brilliant
>>69042384
yeah what the fuck are the laffs thinking going after stamkos?
Forget needs for a second which GMs are absolute madmen enough to trade for Girardi or Staal?
i dont like finns 2bhonest
>>69042420
Nice deflection oil cuck
>>69042422
benning, bergevin, and keklainen
>>69042436
t; reddit
Stamkos is going to the red wings right?
the only other teams who he is meeting with are the lighting ( already confirmed they are not re-signing him ), the laffs ( shit ) the sabres ( shit ) and the habs ( shit )
>>69042472
Devils. Screencap this.
>>69031291
that's the mini-Marchand; half the height, but twice the attitude
>>69042472
boston, vancouver
>>69042436
Didn't you say you were leaving? >>69042320
Back to HFboards or Reddit
>>69039678
>brexit
>bad
Stop reading the Globe and Mail cuck.
>it's a mad laffs faggot episode
>le invisible playoff leg explosion blood clot in arm man
>>69042320
>leafs
>leaves
really makes you think
>>69042518
>posting another website here acting like it's relevant
What's next, Reddit?
>>69042563
It's literally gonna be the worst deal in history.
Daily reminder that the oilers are winning the cup next year.
Stamkos will go to any team BUT the Leafs. Cap it.
>the laffs drafted a mexican two way center instead of a handsome finn allstar
>>69042536
you mean the Financial Returns. Dreams are so much more rosy, aren't they?
>>69042482
Oilers trade the Nuge to New Jersey in exchange for Damon Severson and a second round pick.
>>69042622
The Oilers unironically have a better chance than the Leafs ever will.
>>69042669
The oilers lineup is so lethal now I wouldn't even mind if they neglect to sign a defenseman.
>>69042686
The Oilers are now the best team in Canada. Even if they finish with a worse record, they are the best team.
Fuck Puljuposters
>>69042686
As long as klefbom stays healthy: nobody else can into breakout passes
>>69042686
they added pool party to the same line up that finished at the bottom of the worst division in the league last year. Tell me more how an 18 year old is going to make them anything more than semi shitty.
>>69042722
Darnell Nurse is about a season away from being a #1 defenseman.
>>69042620
That fucker got outplayed by a 22 year old Russian 2nd rounder who can hardly speak English
>>69042718
There is no need to be upset
>>69042749
Because the Oilers are Canada's most successful team you dolt.
>>69042760
>big body presence
>long stick
>>69042804
Darnell Nurse is better than Ristolainen.
Oilers will finish the season 82-0-0 and win the Stanley Cup.
>>69042760
Lmao no. I'm an Oilers fan but darlel will never have the decision making ability to be a number 1. Maybe a complimentary player to a top D man like seabrook though
>>69042851
That delusion
McGaykid is a speed baby. Matthews can grind along the corners and play the same skill game.
Matthews comparable to Kopitar
McDavid comparable to Andrew Coggliano
>>69042886
It's not delusion, it's objective fact. The Oilers have been better and will always be better than any team in Canada.
>>69042919
>American hockey knowledge
your just proving me right even further
>>69042919
>this oilers circlejerk
>objective fact
Shit they're not even the best team in their province.
WILL THE OILERS EVER LEARN HOW TO PLAY DEFENSE?
As an oiler fan, I'm pretty satisfied with how my team drafts.
>>69042960
>>69042969
OILERS DON'T NEED DEFENSE BECAUSE OFFENSE WINS GAMES WE NEED MORE MEME FORWARDS AND LESS DEFENSE GO OILERS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EDMONTON OR EVEN STEPPED FOOT INTO CANADA I ONLY LIKE THEM BECAUSE OF MEMES I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM.
>>69042994
That's because they're so bad they always draft in the top 5
>>69043042
No its because the oilers actually know how to draft. Maybe you should git gud.
>>69043004
Kek
>>69043061
When's the last time they drafted a serviceable NHL player after the 2nd round?
Kiprusoff was the only good Finnish goalie and he only got beaten by super formation of Lecavalier, Richardsd and St. Louis
>>69043133
Rip in pieces Canada.
will poopoopeepeeparty be as much of a solid all around meat n potatos player like mcmeme?
>>69043258
They'll both break 100 points next year.
>>69043323
That's a little pessimistic. I say they explode for 200 points a pair.
>>69043356
I meant each you retard.
>>69043373
I said they would combine for 400 points together, but I typoed.
Lmao @ these anti leafs faggots
We have the best prospect pool in the league it's a fact
We will make the playoffs next year and win the cup within 5
this needs to be reminded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIcBcHNjQ0
>>69043411
Oilers >>>>>>>>>> poopoo peepee Leafs.
Not even Babcock can save your shit team.
Seriously, the bullying against Finn members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since Finns are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only Finnish man who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully Swedes or Germans? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little country? Slavs get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest whites in Europe.
Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful !
Would you call a finnish man a "mongol"(disgusting word) to his face? Would you say to a kind,peaceful and hard working salt of the earth finnish man that they are a "mongol"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
Your destroying national pride, your dividing whites against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now.
>>69043411
>this delusion
This board is full of oiler and leaf false flagging. I honestly can't tell who's who anymore.
>>69043451
It's kind of fun to pretend to be a fan of either team. Especially when you know both teams will be out of the playoffs by January.
i hate mexicans around me at games
who should my Eastfu be until Trump wins and sorts out this mess
>>69043411
Winnipeg and Arizona have much better prospects.
>>69043500
Bolts.
>>69043493
>January
You mean October
>>69041490
Cheerio then
>>69043522
Why can't the oilers make the playoffs next year? I mean I know if they were in the leastern conference they'd probably be a top 3 team. They're definitely very very close to a playoff team next year. And if they add a defenseman they're almost contenders imo.
>>69043517
I'm thinking Sabres, but appreciate the input.
ban finns from /hoc/ and nhl and hockey will be good again
>>69043569
They're close, but the central will take 5 spots as usual and California the other 3 with maybe an exceptional run by Arizona over a declining Anaheim
>>69043636
>oilers are close
Are you drunk? The oilers are laffs tier. The jets and Flames have a way better chance at making it.
>>69043636
Especially when you consider the fact that analslime is being coached by Randy Carlyle again.
>>69043633
yes agreed! they are not good posters!
>>69043633
>>69043689
you are pathetic. get a life. no matter how much you shitpost, you still won't get the superiority of a post like mine >>69043436
>Edmonton's saviour is Puljujärvi and they get him only because a Finnish GM wanted to meme
We are truly the meme masters.
>>69043545
no ta lad
>grease so desperate for (You)s that she's giving them to herself
>>69043411
Edmonton has the real best prospect pool and they haven't done shit in 10 years.
A team is only as good as its management. 80's Oilers would be shit with the current Laffs management.
>>69043911
Edmonton has the best pool and it's not even close.
>>69043437
>>69043448
>>69043509
http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2647891-nhl-draft-2016-results-re-ranking-every-teams-prospect-pool
Kill yourselves you ABL cucks
>>69043760
Lol "ta." You cockney fuck.
>>69043991
>ta
>cockney
m8...
>>69043989
>Edmonton at 19
>>69043989
>bleacher report
Nice clickbait site you got there, sport
>>69044048
Oh god, I've used an insult inappropriately! Please, please forgive me. I beg you in English because I don't know any trashy Danish infused slang words.
I'm a leafs fan
>>69044104
How often do you consider suicide?
>>69044080
>muh memes
End your life faggot. Leafs have the brightest future in the league
>>69044126
I'll end my life when the laffs win a cup, double faggot.
>>69044088
hang on lad
how would you know the heritage of british slang words but not know what cockney means
>>69044182
>you will be dead in five years
>>69044088
maybe we should hold a referendum to remove the UK from /hoc/
scotland can stay though
i think we should all get along. lets ragspost a bit and all calm down
>rags
>>69042444
What about the absolute madman Sweeney?
Also nice trips
>>69043745
Eat shit and die grease
>>69044271
watch it m8
we both have the same queen
>>69044303
>feeding grease yous
>>69044276
No
>laffs
>>69044182
>living forever
Impressive
>>69044226
When I said cockney I was just lazily insulting you with as bland of an insult as I could. But then you stroked my autism and forced me to reply differently.
>>69044303
>>69044343
it's not my fault you can't handle the reality my dear friend.
>>69044335
>mfw canada will remove the queen from our currency. not because of independence nor canadian nationalism, but simply because having the queen on your currency hurts its value
>>69044367
How's the reality of Merkel pegging you with a 12 inch strap on?
>>69044406
You gonna put your new queen on it? :^)
>Auston will never EVER play on the same team as Shane Doan
>>69044460
kek, stay mad
>>69044461
we haven't figured out all the denominations yet but david suzuki goes on the nickel, and on the twenty dollar bill we're going with bret "the hitman" hart
>>69044461
LEL
>>69044461
BTFO
>>69043437
Seriously, it's almost unfathomable how bad a team has to be to finish last in the league with fucking Babcock at the helm.
>>69044460
okay now you're just being silly
>here's a billion dollars for lounging on the beach and eating olives all day
>s-stay cucked greekfags!
>>69044541
>>69044555
what's the prison sentence for having half an ounce of weed in florida again?
>>69044577
>being a degenerate
>>69044461
Are you going to put your new queen on yours?
>>69044601
sorry i don't hold myself to the same social standard as floridians
>>69044602
JUST
>>69044646
Last I heard he wanted to get changed back.
Wew to that lad
>>69044711
Got sick of all the praising from canadians, gets annoying after a while I'd assume.
>>69044577
That must be why they all love her so much, dipshit
>>69044784
FUCKING REKT
>>69044784
I didnt see canada giving him awards for being mentally ill, my man
>>69044913
>>69044913
I didn't give it an award desu, just our Jews and SJWs who did that.
>>69044913
>so angry he starts having a stroke
>>69044956
>>69044960
Wow nice bigotry
>>69044980
what
>>69044960
but you still watch ESPN? you're supporting the LGBT awards, congratulations on being so enriched and progressive
>>69044956
>mfw the cops on the LGBT beat don't want to deal with tweakers and AIDS victims and pull out a pistol at the first sign of tension
Americaitlyns are very triggered today. Maybe this will settle them down
>canada ass pained again
Every thread lmao
>Every piece of news ever
>[your team] HAS REPORTEDLY TALKED TO ANOTHER TEAM ABOUT [unlikely player].
YEAH, EVERYONE FUCKING TALKS
THATS THEIR JOB
>>69038228
That guy is a Canucks reporter. He's talking about them.
calm yet?
>>69045024
ESPN is a cuck channel for fags
>>69043133
Was the 2004 lightning roster the most stacked of the modern era?
>>69046369
It's always finland starting this shit.
