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post drawings of triangle head
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STAMKOS IS COMING HOME LADS
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First for reddit
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>laffs delusions
Makes me kek every time
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James Fink
@BfloBizJimFink

A growing buzz in some NHL circles that high profile FAs (Babcock last year) and Stamkos are using Sabres as a 'leverage' for better deals

lel
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You may only reply to this post if >your last 3 captains were drafted, retired, and played exclusively for >your team

>Yzerman
>Lidstrom
>Zetterberg
>likely Larkin
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>>69045198
>Stamkos
>Leafs
Just what they need, another fucking center. Get some wingers and dmen and maybe you could make the playoffs in a couple of years.
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>yfwswtc
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Avs casual here, how did we do in the draft?
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>>69045265
>Kadri
>Matthews

Every other center on our team is shit. Bozak, Laich, Holland are all garbage. And dont worry friend, we'll get some wingers and dmen with our infinite cap space in the next couple years.
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>>69045265
pfff check out this moron

who needs defense when you just signed fredrik andersen

>lucic has had meetings with vancouver and edmonton
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>69045315
nothing special but you didn't do something dumb like blow your pick on some no-name D man or pass on pulu like SOME retarded GMs did
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>>69045368
Can I get a reply from a non-tripfag? They tend to know nothing about hockey.
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>>69045387
You did okay. Solid but uninspired.
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>>69045412
Ty
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>>69045387
No one really knows until they hit the ice
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Vancouver fans are not welcome.

>0 cups
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>>69045456
Minnesota fans are not welcome.

>0 cups
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>>69045387
i know what country the conn smythe winner was from

and the vezina

and the norris

>>69045456
oh look america did that thing where they know nothing about hockey again, someone get the camera
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>>69045503
Ottawa, Winnipeg, Atlanta, Nashville, Buffalo, San Jose, Arizona not welcome
>0 cups
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What can be done to make hockey more diverse?
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>>69045529
Look Canada did that thing where none of their teams won the cup again
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>>69045529

At least ZERO of us are as pathetic as Hongcouver lel
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How do I filter tripfags on mobile?
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>>69045552
This
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>>69045529
Vancouver Millionaires played in a wholly different era than now.
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>>69045577
>tfw we'll see the next great mexican hockey player since gomez
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my junior team drafted a finn in the import draft today

are finns, dare i say it lads, back?
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>>69045546
>mfw my team is so irrelevant you didn't even list it
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Only Hasb, Leafs, and Wongs fans welcome

>Less than 10 cup wins
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>>69045577
he had to do this otherwise matthews wouldnt be able to play in canada
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>>69030835
salsa?
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>>69045654
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
>amexicans BTFO
Nice "white" country you have there
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>>69045591
doesn't change the fact that only a moron with zero hockey knowledge would state that vancouver has zero cups

>>69045646
lifelong leafs fan here

mats sundin is still on the roster, right?
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Eric Lindros' best moment was when Scott Stevens hit him for good
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>>69045677
>EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU ARE TECHNICALLY WRONG!!

I bet you're a hoot in social gatherings
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>>69045691
>BOOHOO I GOT PROVED WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING
just stop giving him (You)s, retard
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>>69045691
you aren't "technically wrong", you're simply wrong
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>>69045247
>Modano
>Morrow
>Benn

Well almost
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>>69045677

>Didn't even play in the NHL
>Played in the fucking PCHA and CHL
>Irrelevant meme cups

>G-Guys w-we have a cup I s-swear


KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO
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>>69045682
That not nice
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>>69045691
>NUMBERS LIKE ONE AND ZERO ARE CONFUSING AND TECHNICAL!!!

sure hope your GF is in charge of the finances
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>>69045714
>>69045731

>what is context
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>>69045235
Perennially second place
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>>69045770

Brett Hull is a faggot and >we should have a cup fuck you
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>>69045633
It's okay lumbus, you have pulju now-
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How come we don't count Ottawa's cup wins? Do we count their cup wins?
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>>69045780
brett hull's biggest career accomplishment was being featured on a free poster that came with the noma snowrider GT

and even then i remember being disappointed at the time because i thought the poster was of bret hart

>>69045783
it's not like an american team can or ever will be successful if they don't fill key roster positions with canadians. passing on pulu wasn't a popular decision, but it was a smart and correct one.
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>>69045811
for current teams no

pretty sure that's what everyone is implying when they're talking about who has cups

if you are a shitty city and you lose a team, your punishment is you lose their accomplishments
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>montreal unironically paying andrew shaw 24 million

Hahahahaha. Man am I glad he's gone. Enjoy that one cucknada.
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>>69045780
>>69045858
>Sabrefags still mad

Hull was the best sharp shooter of all time behind Bossy
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why do stinky smelly foreigners like grease and slovakia have to follow MY team?
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>>69045953

Bossy, Ovie, Richard, and Mario were all better faggot.
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>>69045811
I think some of those cups were won with rules that allowed six skaters.

But we don't count previous wins in Vancouver or Winnipeg as cup wins. Those franchises just have the decency to not hang banners about it.
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any /lifelong edmonton oilers fans here? Where you from?

St. Albert here.
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Lads, why do tripfags think we need to remember them and their opinions on hockey?

Is this a sign of crippling autism?
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>>69045964
Do you consider Canadians to be stinky foreigners? Don't worry I'm white,
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>>69045976
>Ovi
>better than Hull
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>osgood isnt HoF material
>won 3 cups and posted 1.55 GAA and .930 sv% in the playoffs in 2008
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>>69046025

Ovi is the best pure goal scorer since Mario and Wayne you giant retard. Have you actually looked at his numbers or are you just a shitposting 3rd world retard?
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>>69045964
Because your best forward was Czech
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>>69046012
My grandmum is from Etonia
My mum is from Moose Jaw
I'm from North Battleford
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>>69046016
They don't have a life so tripfags create an internet identity to replace their lack of human interaction.
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>>69046029
One was won mainly by Vernon
Him and Recchi deserve to be in HOF way more than Lindross

>>69046051
He's not even as good as Bure
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>>69046062
I trip in other generals so I can post stupid opinions and get replies.
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>>69046062
Interesting.

The only people who have business tripping here are the pro scout and kippers so we can ask for ass.
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>LUCIC - MCDAVID - PULJUJÄRVI CONFIRMED
Where were you when Oilers were confirmed to win the stan lee's cup?
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>>69046082

He literally has multiple seasons where he scored as many goals as Lemieux did and people debate whether Mario would have been better than Wayne without the cancer, etc.

Ovie's team fucking sucks though and this isn't an era where 2-3 players can meme their way to a cup and win it alone now that teams actually play defense and goalies aren't shit.
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>>69045964
because your team is what would happen if you sorted players by value and started picking from the low end with your eyes closed which results in quite a few europeans

>>69046016
some of us don't need to hide behind a frosted window to obscure our identities

being anon is like half a step up from being a phoneposter
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>>69046020
hey newfie bro, what's up? Disregard that fool, we don't care about him, it's not >his team anyway. Fuck him. I can't wait for the new season to find us all healthy and with plenty of time and minimal worries to watch games together. Along with the portuguese bro and all the other Devils fans, the most multicultural fan base in /hoc/.
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So everyone is in agreement that Buchnevich will be the next Ovechkin but without the choking right?
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>>69046012
Red Deer
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>>69046029
As we say over on /r/hockey, Osgood gets into the Hall of Very osGOOD. Never a dominant player and didn't define an era.

Upvoted anyway, it was a good question.
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will marner and nylander play on the wing
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Soon.
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>>69046083
ooh let me guess

you're reliable ecchi deliverer sniper
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>>69046127
fucking BUST
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>>69046025
>scoring on goalies that looked like this

More net than a fishing boat
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>>69046140
>36 chambers
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>>69046114
>his internet ego would not let him read that post without responding
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>>69046143
No I'm an /nfl/ and /mlb/ trip.
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>>69046140
>rags
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>>69046090
Lucic is such a fucking doofus

>>69046127
He's playing for the Rangers. So he'll be like Ovechkin but with even more choking.
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>>69046220
Devils ice girls are some of the uglier ones mate.
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>>69046171
>Del Zotto

Good times
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Schenider is the next Brodeur
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>>69046249
I agree.
t. Debbie fan
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>>69046249
Too old. But he is one of the most underrated goalies in the league and the only reason NJ hasn't finished 30th the past few years.
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>>69046240
people in poo jersey are absolutely disgusting this is the best they get
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>>69046249
too bad he's wasting his talent playing on this generation's Devils team. Like Lundqvist.
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>>69046188
oh

well good luck staying awake through 1,458 innings this year

>>69046219
god i hope lucic ends up in dallas or some shit, i don't want him dragging the edmonton boys down right before they're set to take off

>mfw we had brodeur and cujo at the same time

>now we have an american and a swede
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>>69046012
Etzikom here
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DUDE
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>>69046365
>Etzikom
How many people there? You and your grandma?
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What do they mean by this?
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>>69046480
>Vancouver
>Toronto
The two most disgusting places on planet Earth.
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>>69046412
>>69046480
>caitlyn trying to /pol/ post again
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>>69046480
>>69046507
Literally should be scrubbed from existence with an H-bomb
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>>69046480
>furries AND rapefugees
Dear god we need 2 walls
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>>69046540
This.

Also, the following NHL franchises have never won a cup, and any meme cup won before their existence in their current city doesn't count;
>Blues
>Shorks
>Caps
>Mild
>Sabres
>Panthers
>Jets
>Preds
>Coyotes
>Columbus "Put Finns in Bins" Blue Jackets
>Snes
>Hongcouver Cantpucks
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>>69046480
this absolutely has to be fake
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>>69046530
>canautist getting mad again
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>>69046703
It's real. Was on the news and everything in December or January.
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i have a date tomorrow and we're going to publix for lunch before a movie. any recommendations for the sandwich i get?
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>>69046507
>>69046703

you people are disgusting. Instead of reaching a helping hand to the people seeking sanctuary, you cry in disbelief of your bad fortune.

Sure is christian values up in this motherfucker...
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>>69046943
>christian values
DEUS VULT
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>>69046875
>taking a date to the grocery store
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>>69046943
Why don't you keep them grease? Oh right, you can't even feed yourselves
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>>69047009
and yet we do "keep" them.
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>>69046943
>t. syrian refugee
Pure greek blood, right there bud :^)
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>>69046943
Buddy you don't know how bad immigrants in Toronto are. Muslims and Chinamen never learn English, throw garbage everywhere, and don't have any manners.
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JON
O
N
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>>69047058
Of course grease wouldn't have any problem with that behavior
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>>69047079
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAAAMMNNN
>>
OUR

FUCKING

YEAR
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>>69047079
>>69047095

top kek

love you lads
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>>69046943
>giving your own money to charity to help the less fortunate is the same as the privileged left using the government's authority to extort money from the working class taxpayers to import and subsidize the 3rd world gibsmedats
Yeah, nah, you olive-nigger.
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>>69047079
top jej
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>>69047079
Savage
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>>69047204
>pictures of retarded people at Wal-Mart
C'mon Canada, that's like the lowest hanging fruit lol. But keep posting, I think you're cool.
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>>69047258
>encouraging high schoolers
BRUH
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why do these fat retards post here?
Don't they have some black athletes to jerk off too?
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>this one ass-ravaged leaf
Tell me, Canada, why does all your talent play for American clubs?
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>summer hoc
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>>69047130
sure is western christian values up in this motherfucker
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TRIGGER WARNING TO AMERICAITLYNS
THIS POST CONTAINS CANADA BEING ELITE AT HOCKEY
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why is there always this one autistic canadian trying to force /int/ posting? every god damn thread
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>mfw americaitlyns get blown the FUCK out every time
>mfw they try to damage control by bragging about Canadians winning cups
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>>69047406
Cause high schoolers don't have shit to do
And laffs well, they're the laffs
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>>69046978
Remember that you're on the clip art board of 4chan
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>>69047387
"Yeah just use your government to forcefully provide gibs to niggers and shitskins, don't worry about having to put your money where your mouth is."
t. Jesus

>>69047422
>>69047498
Surely such a nation would be able to assemble a competent hockey club, one that has won at least a single cup in recent history - the past decade would seem a safe bet. Unless all those players are literally hockey mercenaries, but that idea is just too silly to be true!
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>>69047542
>"Yeah just use your government to forcefully provide gibs to niggers and shitskins, don't worry about having to put your money where your mouth is."
>t. Jesus


up in this motherfucker
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>>69047542
Well in actual fact this country has won back to back gold medals and yours hasn't won since
>1980
Why is this? Why do Americans suck so much dick at hockey?
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>The Oilers drafted another fucking forward

I told you Finns he would be ours.
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>>69047568
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Why do canadians think America cares about hockey? It's only slightly above soccer desu
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Do you guys remember that one deranged Devils fan who shitposted during the season last year? You remember how he said that they would make the playoffs that year? I remember that.
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>>69047593
>1993
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>>69047635
There it is
The national American pastime of saying
>w-we don't care
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Where are the clipart animals in this thread?
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>>69047696
I'm asking why you think we do, can you answer?
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>>69047651
>it's okay that our international team is about to go ten olympics in a row without a gold medal, because our national teams win tournaments when we load them with canadians
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>>69047593
>>69047696
Meh, we aren't the best at it, and it shows.

But surely there is at least one (1) single decent Canadian hockey club in a hockey league that is headquartered in Canada? I mean, it would just seem foolish if the majority of elite Canadian hockey talent left their home country to go be mercenaries in American cities for American teams, often choosing to settle there over their home and native lands. A country that prides itself on achieving Olympic gold medals in hockey must have at least one of the best current hockey franchises in the NHL!
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>>69047782
Expect to receive at least 3 caitlynposts in reply to this, they are absolutely obsessed with that thing
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Principe claims he's got two sources that are 100% and 95% sure Lucic signs with the Oilers on July 1st. Principe works for the Oilers, but he's also literally the worst human being on Earth, so I'm not sure what to think.
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>>69047842
I wouldn't take his word seriously. Put a grain of salt on it.
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>>69047782
>Meh, we aren't the best at it, and it shows.
Exactly, just shut up and buy the jersey with the canadian name on it and cry every four years
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>>69047842
Hall for Pietrangelo
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>>69047878
>watching the memelpics
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>>69047764
I dunno genius, maybe the fact that you are posting in a hockey thread?
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>>69047908
The 2010 olympic final was the most watched hockey game in american history. Did you watch it?
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>>69047910
>4chan is representative of a nations populace
hæhæhæhæ holy shit
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>>69047868
I honestly think there's a good chance he ends up here. He stated that he won't live in Vancouver again after they booed his parents during the 2011 finals, and some guy tried to fight him in a bar after a game.

Plus there's the prior history with Chiarelli, and I think Eberle is traded this summer. Replacing Ebs at $6 million per for Lucic at $6 per is a huge dynamic change in the Oilers top 6.
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>>69047965
Why are you here if you don't like hockey?
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>>69047891
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHQHWHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>69047969
I could see Lucic, but honestly, is there any better LWs around to chose.
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>>69047993
I like hockey, why do you think I represent all Americans? Lmfao
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>>69048003
Yeah, St, Louis would never do that
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>>69047891
if you add 1st to that that then maybe we accept. Pietro just isn't enough alone.
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>>69047878
But why would I buy one with a Canadian on it? >my team's best player is a Swede, followed by a future American GOAT. The Canadians are just depth desu
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>>69048022
America pretends they don't care when their team loses, just like in soccer or baseball when they get BTFO
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>the Stanley cup final views surely show how much Americans love hockey
Oh Canada
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>>69047910

not him but I think he's saying that most Americans literally give a fuck all about hockey (which is true)

and you leafs can Caitlynpost until the cows come home but we got one of Gretzky's daughters already and when the other one grows up we'll nab her too
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>w-w-we don't care about hockey
I feel like its 2014, 2010, or 2002 all over again
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>>69048064
By your logic women's soccer is a popular sort in America
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>>69048017
There are plenty of better LWs, but Lucic brings the skillet that I think would benefit McDavid most. He's big, physical, works the tough areas and can make a play when he needs to. Plus he's a cunt with retard strength, which may deter some liberties taken on McDavid.

Oilers have Hall to cover the offensive top 6 LW role, Lucic fills a pretty big void on the team.
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>>69048090
Who cares about gretzkys whore daughter, his sons are cake eaters too.
Just goes to show you how you can't breed talent, it takes being born canadian.
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>>69048141
>he says, just days after the number one pick was a born-and-bred American from a state hundreds of miles from Canada
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>>69048141
>you can breed it
>you have to breed it
???????????
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even the best "american" player of all time was born in canada lmao
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>>69048185
Matthews is a bust, we should have taken Laine. Hunter is fucking retarded, pic related
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>>69048185
>buston
>good
Erik Johnson was picked first overall
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>>69048064
Canadians pretend not to care about Canadian teams never winning cups because their native sons move to a superior country and win them for us lmao
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>tfw really hot weather and the powers been out all afternoon

send help pls, I do not think I can make it to sundown
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>>69048270
do you cheer for every american team?
do you think I cheer for every canadian team?
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>>69048287
It doesn't matter what canadian team you cheer for lmao
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>>69045198
I sincerely hope not
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>>69048314
do you cheer for every american team?
>this bandwagoning
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>>69045555
>Won the Cup

More like went to the playoffs
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>>69048314
savage
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>>69048344
Nope, but my team wins, even when they're bad
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>>69048344
Does any Canadian team go to the playoffs?

(the answer is no)
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>>69046670
ironically fans of those teams are the only ones whose opinions ''''matter''''' in hoc and jack each other off
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>>69048362
lmao this makes no sense
>>69048372
Do americaitlyns win hockey gold?
(the answer is no)
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>>69048391
literally everyone wins gold at the olympics*

*except finland
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ugh even this videogame from 20 years ago that i'm playing is memeing

for christ's sake
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>>69048391
I've literally never seen >my team miss the playoffs
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>>69048391
How many of those lads play for Canadian franchises?
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Its funny, americaitlyns are the most nationalistic people in the world, except when it comes to hockey.
>>
>rags (((fans)))
>>
So why don't good ol Canadian boys play for their local teams? Even after their elcs are up they stay in America
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>>69046012
T. Small-town albertan
>>
who wins gold first, team finland or team USA
My money is on finland tbqh
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>>69048476
I, too wonder this, my American friend.

Maybe a Canadian of sufficient hockey intellect will enlighten us.
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>>69048513
I could see Finland being a favourite in 2022. That is if NHLers are still in the game.
>>
>w-w-we don't care
I see the damage control for the world cup of hockey has started early
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>>69048434
I wonder why
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>>69048581
I want team North America to win so that nobody knows who gets to bant on who.
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>>69048513
Binland will never win an olympic gold medal or be drafted first overall

>>69048666
Binland of course
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>>69048513
doesn't the us already have two olympic golds tho

or do you mean iihf gold, in which case doesn't finland already have one

very confused by your post desu
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>>69048581
>i-i've always been a team north america fan a-anyway
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>>69048676
he means starting now, and i assume the olympics

and the answer is finalnd
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>>69048513
>>69048542
>>69048581
>>69048639
>>69048672
>>69048696
>>69048724

No answer to this? >>69048476
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>>69048728
Of course they won't answer, they'll just post gold medals and say Americaitlyn repeatedly until we get bored and move on.
>>
canadians seem a bit grumpy today

are you okay maple friends?
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>>69048728
Do you have any grasp on how the draft process works?
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>>69048696
LEL you called it
>>69048666
>I-I-I don't even WANT to win
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>only one jon posted ITT
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>>69048728
This is kind of funny given that it looks like Lucic is signing in canada and Stamkos is signing in or close to canada
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>>69048851
Beef patty and rum shortages in Canada, of course they're mad.

>>69048942
>he called it, after I already said it
>>
Tell me /hoc/

They passed on bulju, what's the next step of columbus' plan?
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>I consider myself more of a North American than an actual American
LMAO is there anything funny than this damage control?
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>>69048786
hey remember that time you bribed the IOC to bring the olympics to salt lake just so we could come by and embarass you at home

that was fun

>>69048851
hockey withdrawl
it's going to keep getting worse until september
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>>69049016
>crashing this franchise, with no survivors
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>>69048851

I don't understand their logic, if all NHL teams are mercenaries anyways why do they care about the cup drought? they clearly dominate all the international tournaments and there's a core of Canadian players on every NHL team regardless if it's in an American city.

all it takes is one person to say 1993 and they flip their shit and start spamming Americaitlyn, if I were Canadian I don't think I'd really care because they are objectively the best internationally.

the problem is the ownership and the blind loyalty of their fanbases. no matter how moronic and hapless a Canadian organization is, practically every game will sell out
>>
>>69049016
Losing Seth Jones to an offersheet
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>>69049030
>damage control
m8, theres fucking Canadians on the team too, just imagine the butthurt and potential for bantz
>>
>>69049041
Us being mad about other canadian teams not winning the cup is a stupid meme perpetuated by amerifats who are mad they aren't the best at something
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working on a new meme

thoughts?
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>>69047648
they were pretty close even after the midpoint of the season.
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vitun homos saatana vittu vitun
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>>69049113
Needs team themed markings perhaps a team based tophat?
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>>69048276

100 degrees here 20% humidity here m8. Im dead.
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>>69049106

>Us being mad about other canadian teams not winning the cup

I have no idea what you mean by this

I'm saying that you guys are mad that a Canadian NHL team hasn't won a cup in a long time, which clearly seems to be the case at how easily you guys are triggered when someone brings it up

I don't give a shit about a Canada/USA rivalry, I just want the Bruins to win more cups

Montreal winning it would piss me off obviously, but Edmonton winning it would feel the same as San Jose, I'd just be upset that my team didn't win

I feel like if, for example, Vancouver won then all of Canada would celebrate that as "their" win

but when the Red Wings win I'm not happy that "America won"
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>>69049212
Bruins a shit
>>
>>69047928
No. I watched the opening ceremony because I got forced to and then I avoided the olympics like the plague. Idk why but the olympics bore the shit out of me
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>>69049113
>>69049149

Team on tophat and rival team on mushroom, for bantz.
>>
>>69049212
>I feel like if, for example, Vancouver won then all of Canada would celebrate that as "their" win

You're wrong. The media would try to convince us of that but everyone was cheering against Vancouver in 2011
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pavel
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>>69049212
>but when the Red Wings win I'm not happy that "America won"
no shit, nobody is ever happy when another team wins, amerifats just pretend they do
And no, only casuals and bandwagoners would celebrate another canadian team winning, the rest of us hate them more than we hate american teams
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>>69049294
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>yfw da oilers make da top 20
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>>69049294
why does coyotes legend pavel datsyuk have a red wings jersey on
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>>69049247

delete this

>>69049280
>>69049311

okay, it seems that the >1993 and >americaitlyn posters are opposite sides of the same retard coin then. all based posters just please ignore both groups

now let's cook up some dank memes, here's a picture of a Koala that came with my windows 7 install
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>>69049352
>2009 was 13 years ago
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>>69048476
Taxes
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>>69049440
then why do the >rags sign so many FAs
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>>69049396
>not using botnet10
Ruins r shit too m8
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pavel
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>>69049491

trust me I'm aware, I was so butthurt this year I barely watched the playoffs
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>>69049294
DELET THIS
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>>69049482
Rags pay players way more money than they're worth, so it counteracts Jew York taxes and cost of living
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>>69049503
pavel
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>>69048971
>n-no new jersey is t-totally in c-canada
C U C K
U
C
K
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>mfw leafs get Severson
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>>69049545
pls stop
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>>69049576
Is he supposed to be good? I know literally nothing about him.
>>
>>69049574
I was going to make a joke but the Devils are actually a good fit for Stammer.
>most cap space in the league
>good defence
>arguably the best goalie in the league
>need scoring
>GM with a knack for acquiring talented forwards
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>>69048287
No but I assume you cheer for A Canadian team which means you haven't seen them win a cup since at least 1993, and quite possibly never
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>>69049610
>schneider
>best goalie in the league
this meme needs to fucking stop right now. he barely cracks top 10, floating around the 7-8 spot. dumb faggot
>>
>>69049610
You forgot

>zero playmakers

He would be useless there
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>>69049610
I heard Stamkos has a list of teams he didn't wanna go to. Anybody ever find that list?
>>
>>69049574
>>69049623
poo jersey please go you are irrelevant and shit
>>
>>69049664
Please don't worry about us. We'll be ok. Not good not bad just ok.
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>>69049199
the humidity is at 91% here and has been that way all fucking day
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>>69049712
probably the worst prospect pool in the league
I pity you tbqh
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>>69049113
O shit waddup!
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>>69049801
nj has some neat prospects
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>>69049801
It's ok. I'm just happy I can watch a team. I love them win or lose.
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>>69049820
>I can watch a team. I love them win or lose.
Not for long, your franchise is in trouble
>>69049814
They are almost all garbage. NJ will be mediocre/terrible for a long time
>>
Any Leafsbros know when the new jerseys go on sale?
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>>69049884
The Debbies will recover. I am happy to watch them forever.
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>he hasnt ordered a puljujarvi oiler jersey
>>
Official "teams a canadian hates" power rankings

1. Canadian teams in my division
2. Canadian teams outside my division
3. American playoff rivals
4. American divisional rivals
5. Remaining American teams in my conference
6. Remaining American teams outside of my conference
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>>69045618
>>69045750
Good posts
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>>69049965
i hate everyone except the oilers and jets
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>>69049965
Fuck all Canadian teams except laffs and flim flams
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>>69050026
How does anyone not hate the Oilers? Both their management and fanbase have managed to find a way to be arrogant and entitled to draft picks while being the worst franchise in the sport over the past 10 years.

There are literally Oilers fans out there who think they should've won one of the three lotteries.
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>>69050037
t. shitskin immigrant
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>>69050059
lick >our nuts
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>>69050066
I have a Masters in math
I make over 300k a year from home
My wife is a Victorias secret supermodel
My dick is 9.5 inches

Get fucked puny retard
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>>69050084
My team's actually won multiple Cups since your team last made the playoffs, Gord
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>>69050059
>There are literally Oilers fans out there who think they should've won one of the three lotteries.

We deserved it first overall desu but at least Kekalainen was on our side
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>>69050099
i doubt a super model would date someone who only makes 300k a year
>>
>tfw vinnys children will go into the NHL
>tfw this begins the dominant era of Florida hockey
>tfw I shitpost /hoc/ beyond recognition
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>>69050141
>he thinks that's why she's dating me
Way to expose yourself as a virgin
>>
>>69050106
>My team
what position do you play?
>>
What would you doo doo if you got $50k for free?
>>
>>69050119
Thanks to Bettman your shit-tier organization probably won't ever win another first overall pick again, you'll just be on the fringes of the top 5 from now on.

Can't wait until McDavid leaves in 6 years
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>>69050159
he is the team cuck
he buys jerseys with canadian names on them
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>>69050158
unless she has some sort of pimple fetish i doubt any girl would date you
>>
>>69050163
put it in the bank with the rest of the money ill never spend on anything
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>>69050099
How do you find the time to browse a shitty website full of virgins and neckbeards?
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>>69050184
And you can't read. Life will be rough little man.
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>>69050211
Go travelling or something.
>>
>>69049727

>Living in the ocean
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>>69050163
Pay off my truck
>>
Eric Engels Verified account
@EricEngels

Source: Montreal Canadiens have had contact with David Perron, who would be very interested in playing for them.


Jimmy Murphy
@MurphysLaw74

Hearing lots of chatter today/tonight that #Bruins could be preparing an offer sheet for Jets RFA defenseman Jacob Trouba. #NHLFreeagency
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>>69050159
>>69050178
>1993

What's it like having all the best players born in Canada but not actually playing in Canadian cities?
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>>69050215
sorry, i read the part where you said a supermodel would date someone who only makes 300k a year and couldnt stop laughing
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>>69050244
>Trouba to Broons
Yesssss
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>>69050228
i dont have a passport
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>>69049952
I am the same way with the Lions.
>>
>>69050259
If you weren't such an abject virgin you'd realize dick size and money is what will get you a girl.
>>
>>69050280
It's only $75 dude. Come to Rio with me.
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>>69050304
Yeah complementary zika.
>>
>>69050328
The correct spelling is 'complimentary' you dumb maplenigger
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>>69050248
Feels like I have to wait 4 years to watch my team win. You?
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>>69050340
Well then I guess my phone is broken
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the stanley is coming home next year
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>>69050297
again with the money, 300k is not impressive and you dont have a 9.5 inch penis
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>>69050328
Oh, I didn't know you were pregnant.
>>
>>
>>69050390
the deadmonton coilers aren't making the playoffs for mcdavid's entire ELC, I'd put money on that
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>>69050304
it takes months to get one, otherwise id love to go to rio with you kippy
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>>69050171
>Can't wait until McDavid leaves in 6 years

lel
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>>69049352
rare foken pulju

good post
>>
>>69045247
>Milt Schmidt
>Wayne Cashman
>Terry O'Reilly

>can't include Bourque since he played for the Avs and won a cup for them
>>
>>69050390
finns arent so bad when they cheer for your team

oil country is gonna be yuge this season
>>
>>69050425
Why are you so butthurt today? Did someone hurt your feelings
>>
>>69050435
It only takes 3-4 weeks. You can also request to get it done quicker.
>>
>>69050472
He's not wrong
>>
>>69050425
how much you kike faggot? they making the playoffs this season
>>
>>69050340
Only if he was trying to compliment the zika virus you dink. I forget how bad your school system is sometimes.
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>>69050483
the lady at service canada told me it was 6 months
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>>69050509
Are you a felon or some shit? It's like a month at most.
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Anyone want to make a /hoc/ webm thread?
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>>69050509
Are you getting a VISA or something?
>>
WAY TOO EARLY PREDICTION TIME
what team will win the cup this year
what teams are guaranteed to miss the playoffs
what will be the biggest surprise meme team
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Look at this nice boy.
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>>69050540
holy shit how did his teammates not go fucking ballistic on him? If someone did that to my friend id probably chimp the fuck out
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>>69050548
>cup
pens will repeat
>miss ploffs
canucks, rangers, avalanche, bruins, leafs, oilers
>meme team
canes with go full panthers this year
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>>69050552
poopoo :D
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>>69050530
>>69050546
i asked what forms i needed for a passport and she told me it could be a 6 month wait, i was arrested once but i dont think i have a record
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>>69050592
>yfw jake bean wins the cup
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Will he be the Puljujarvi of the 2017 draft?
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>>69050622
Talk to someone else. That's not right at all.
>>
>>69050548
>pens
>canucks, blow jackets, laffs
>oilers will meme into a presidents trophy
>>
>>69050570
People back then were pussies. Despite the goons leaving the game there are fewer cheap shots like that now
>>
>>69050652
Pens will trade Flower, Murray will regress, they'll blow it in the first round.
>>
>>69050652
Oilers finish bottom 3 again you can screen cap this.
>>
>>69050688
>screencapping common sense
>>
>Joe Haggerty @HackswithHaggs 2m2 minutes ago
>Per a source, B's are preparing what would have to be a whopper of an offer sheet for Winnipeg D-man Jacob Trouba

The Absolute Madman is about to make his move /hoc/

Brace yourselves.
>>
Only June 28 but one source said 100% and another 95% that @MilanLucicCFC17 will sign with @EdmontonOilers on July 1.Let's see if it happens
— @GenePrincipe

Lucic McDavid Pulju
Hall Draisatl Maroon
Pouliot RNH Eberle

Is there any other team in the league that can even match these lines?
>>
>>69050674
i could see it, murray was already shitting the bed in the finals

then again he could work on his glove side and be a good enough goalie next year
>>
>>69050699
Pongs
>>
>>69050099
I have a Masters in gender studies
I make over 13k a year at Starbucks
My wife son is a Victorias secret supermodel
My dick is 5.9 inches

Get fucked puny retard
>>
>>69050699
i wish, that whole third line will be traded
>>
>>69050699
Literally almost every team in the league. Not because of talent, but coaching.
>>
>>69050698
they do know that trouba isnt all that good right?
>>
>>69050699
Stars
Pongs
Caps
>>
>>69050755
It's all a step in the plan of Sweeney
>>
>>69050699
>gretzky dubs

>>69050755
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>
>>69050698
Sweens will overpay and fuck the team. Wouldn't do 2 firsts for Shatts but will do 4 for Trouba?

>>69050699
Typical deadmonton fan. Where's your defense?
>>
>>69050696
Not everyone has this anon
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>>69050698
>yfw he forgets the 5 year rule and has to give up 4 firsts
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>>69050699
Now post your blue line
>>
>>69050548
Cup
>Hawks revitalization
Shit
>Laffs, Canucks, Oilers, Wings, Rags, Avs, Isles, Flyers
Meme team
>Jets, led by the Finnish monster
>>
>>69050762
don sweeney honestly looks like hes dead, like his body has just given up its will to live and nothing matters anymore to him
>>
>>69050163
Quit my job and start doing it for free like you
>>
>>69050804
>hawks
>le no depth tean
>>
Bruins going hard right now
>>
>>69050804
>hawks
the hawks era is over f@m. they should be on the guaranteed playoff miss section
>>
Why is this man so naturally JUST
>>
>>69050698
>not trading Chara straight up for Trouba
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>>69050858
JUST is
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>>69050638
He doesn't look meme potential
>>
>>69050770
>>69050789
Sekera Seabrook (from a trade involving 2nd rnd and Nurse)
Klefbom Shattenkirk (from trade involving 1rst rnd)
Davidson Fayne
>>
>>69050804
>Chicongo
Their ""dynasty"" is dead. Once you get eliminated by the bloos it's time to call it quits.
>>
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tell me this is the face of a man who's still living and breathing

look at him, hes fucking dead
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>>69050548
>pens
>canucks, laffs, ruins, >rags
>canes
>>
>giving up 4 firsts for pooba

based sweener the madman
>>
Greg Wyshynski Verified account
@wyshynski

Every time I read about Stamkos/Leafs, I think about all that chatter out of Detroit about how UFAs didn't want to play for Babcock.
>>
>>69050951
How high are you?
>>
Chris Nichols
@NicholsOnHockey

LeBrun: "I think Taylor Hall is available. If not him, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins." Many a move I think coming this summer in Edmonton. #Oilers


TIME FOR MEMES
>>
>>69050991
I believe it, babs has a pretty bad tendency to play favorites and say fuck you to anyone he decides not to like
>>
Anyone else hope that their team DOESN'T sign Stamkos?

He hasn't been the same since he broke his leg and blood clots are a serious issue. The ridiculous contract required to sign him will put the team in cap hell.
>>
>>69051020
How the fuck is this news?
>>
>>69051051

Also the fact that the season after he left Detroit immediately was able to pick up Richards, Green, and some other large names. I don't think it's all coincidence.
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>>69051059
That's sports "journalism" for you
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>>69051020
Everyone is available in Edmonton, minus McDavid and that Finnish dude they just drafted.

>>69050991
Is this generation of hockey players the biggest group of pussies to ever play the sport?
>>
>>69050993
Permabaked.

But as an Oiler fan, it is the only way to get through this past decade.
>>
>>69051062
>Richards
>green
>big names
I got news for you friend
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>>69051097

Jesus fucking christ, you're alive? I figured you and NorCal would have committed ritual suicide after that.

>>69051104

They're not elite all-star players but they're names known all around the league. I'd consider that big names desu.
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>>69051083
>>69051059
Hockey media is really, really shit.
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>>69051062
It's well known that he's an asshole in the dressing room

I wouldn't want the kind of wuss who has a problem with that playing on my team anyway
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>>69051097
>shorks
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>>69051020
But there aren't any worthwhile defenders available? I swear, if they end up giving one of those players away and only getting Kevin fucking Shattenkirk in return, I'm done with this team.
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>>69051112
There aren't many fairweather San Jose fans that I know of. They all committed suicide long ago.
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>>69051142
Good dmen are in high demand. Would you play in EDM if you had a choice?
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>>69051117
ok then your team misses out on a potentially helpful player
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>>69051117
Most players nowadays are super pussies bro. You'll hear old school coaches talk about having to change their approach - they have to be soft on these new guys or they get really pissy.
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>>69051161
>not wanting to play with the GOAT

Typical American, no wonder there's been no progress on Shattenkirk

>yfw shattenkirk gets Schneider'd
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>>69051164
The kind of player that can't handle a mean coach is not championship material
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>>69051161
the choices are a bunch of shit teams looking to get better, its not like cup contenders are going to be signing them
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>>69051164
Youre a pussy
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>McCown: "I've been told by a source that would definitely know this. The Maple Leafs have a plan to give Stamkos a minimum of $3.5M a year in a marketing contract, in broad terms, and that the legitimacy of the deal has been vetted by lawyers."

>yfw the O6 dominates the league again
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>>69051190
It's not about the players, it's about the DO and the fans.
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>>69051190
GOAT at getting shattered like a pane of glass, maybe.

>>69051211
Good point.
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>>69045179
Strange feeling detoilet is going to get him
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>>69051224
I heard this today on his show. I highly doubt this happens whether it's legit or not.
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>>69051224
interesting. Assuming that a marketing contract doesn't count against the cap. There's also some buzz about Stamkos going to Boston.
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>>69051186
That's because coaches are expendable and the players know it.

>>69051224
RIP salary cap
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>>69051161
Well, yeah, but I'm also from an even shittier place (down river of Edm) and I'm also a fan. Obviously I'd play for anyone if I could too.

But the fact they are near impossible to get right now is why they shouldn't overpay for a player on his last year who is unlikely to resign. They had a window where Hamonic was available and they fucked that up. They should just focus on adding proven bottom 6 to depth dmen with small trades instead of wasting assets. Save Hall, RNH, Eberle, and who ever else for the trade deadline/next offseason when teams are frantically trying to get something for players they don't want to protect.
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>>69051253
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>>69051200
im sure there are, also theres a difference between a coach who commands respect and a coach whos an asshole
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>>69051263
> There's also some buzz about Stamkos going to Boston.

As a Boston resident and Bruins fan, that's kind of been overblown.

A lot of it is based off conjecture by an ex-gm, and the Bruins fans here would LOVE to have him, but we don't have the cap for it.

That is unless Sweeney dumps everything for him, which I could see happening.
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>>69051301
If Sweens goes all in on Stammer and/or Trouba, I will eat my Bruins hat.
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>>69051278
>hamonic was available
was he? a trade request right before a playoff run doesnt mean fuck all, there wasnt even rumours of a potential deal with anyone, im sure nyi was asking for mcdavid and telling travis that they just couldnt get a deal done
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>>69051265
You're right. So you have high talent dudes making tons of money (more than the coach) in positions of power. Being a hardass doesn't get it done for most guys anymore.

>>69051278
I think those guys have a short leash in EDM because of the history that they've developed while playing there. Would imagine that McLellan has a lot of leeway in deciding who stays and who goes because of this reason. He's a hardass and holds guys to the fire.

>>69051301
>That is unless Sweeney dumps everything for him, which I could see happening.

Same.
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>>69051259
meh, they'll probably give him tons of marketing shit under the table if he goes to Toronto

I mean BCE+Rogers+Tannebaum's shit is the richest and most influential Canadian company apart from the banks. Richest and most (hypothetically) influential in hockey too, apart from Comcast if we're going by actual value
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>>69051301
>That is unless Sweeney dumps everything for him, which I could see happening

>doesn't want to pay a good two way forward 5-6mil
>hands out 11mil to a purely offensive forward that is known to be shit in big games

Sweeney is a great GM.
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>>69051340
Don't test the Madman
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>>69051387
tbqh, with our defensive issues, not giving Loui 36/6 or 30/5 is probably the smart idea.

We need to invest in defense. This was the first year since 2008 where we didn't have a single defenseman with a Norris vote, including Chara. Our defense is an abomination right now.

Getting Stamkos for 11m AAV would completely ruin that though.
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>>69051224
this would 100% end with a lockout
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>>69051370
It was at least on the table, but they would have wanted Nurse (most likely) and Eberle as well, or maybe even Hall/RNH. Makes sense that they wouldn't want to give up, arguably, their best dman when they are contending for the playoffs. He also ended up being their best dman in the playoffs, so now it seems he is stuck there for good.
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>>69051442
My point was that if they didn't want to shell out that much for a forward, then go and almost double it for a less defensive forward, then they are clearly throwing all logic out the window. That or Sweeney has a very bad memory.
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>>69051403
My only solace is that so far the only two reporting on Trouba are Murray and Haggs, who are both fucking terrible.

>>69051442
Getting Loui back wouldn't be the worst thing at all. His 30g will be sorely missed. Unfortunately, there really aren't many blueliners to invest in at the moment. Maybe Brodin?
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As a laffs fan I hope to fucking god Stamkos doesn't come here. Ideally he goes to Detroit.
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>>69051534
Don't get me wrong, I don't think resigning Loui would be a disaster like a lot of morons around here think.

He's definitely a great player that a championship team would have on their roster contributing on the 2nd/3rd line.

The problem is that our defense is so fucking terrible that investing that kind of money, like 36/6, would hamstring most opportunities for defensive signings going forward that we desperately need.
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>>69051463
The league is heading that way anyways. Players are being way overpaid right now and the cap is artificially neutral (should be going down). Expanding into Las Vegas is just another sign that this league is in the gutter. They need to fire Bettman already.
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at some point oiler fans will have to accept that overpaying for a legit defencemen is the only way your getting one
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>>69051548
I think any team that gives him 5 years at some astronomical rate will regret it within a year or two. He's not scoring 60 goals again anytime soon and his best days are behind him. Still a great player, but not worth what is being circulated as being offered.

>>69051595
Yup, same with goalies. Other teams will do it so you have to just to get a hold of one.
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>>69051580
I agree with you. However I doubt they would fire Bettman. Aren't the owners making a lot of money with him?.
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>>69048961
that won't do
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>>69051595
bettman needs to do something controversial like with the NFL and NBA to get public interest about hockey going again

like accuse a team of cheating like the blackhawks or something, target a large market and spark some outrage/joy from hockey fans
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>>69051580
Bettman isn't going anywhere unless he wants to at this point. Still a little stunned over the Vegas decision, but Bettman has shown that he'll take risks to expand the sport. Not a bad idea, but there are safer bets.
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>>69048961
Shit memes die out fast, get over it.
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>>69051620
The Oilers already have a goalie.

>shorks
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>>69051657
The big controversy that'll be coming soon will be ads on jerseys.
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>>69051668
t. family circus shitter
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>>69051595
It's fine if he is top 4 material and either signed to a long term already or wants to sign with the team. The problem right now is that there are virtually zero dmen out there right now that fit those qualifications for Edmonton. If they were to get Shattenkirk, for say RNH, then they'd have to overpay to keep him around after next season (something in the range of 6-7mil for 5-8 years, maybe more if he does well).
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>>69051688
But that's not a controversy like Deflategate or the steroid era.
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Does anyone have a list of trades or something so far this off season?

I can't keep up with all this stuff.
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>>69051578
Given the options that are out there at the moment for blueliners, we might as well extend Loui because we aren't getting a cup winning top 4 without hamstringing the team for a long time. Why lose our 3rd best player and still be unable to get defense?
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>>69051687
I never said they didn't, cowpoke.
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>>69051725
Then maybe you should have fucking drafted one instead of all those meme forwards.
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>>69051735
http://www.tsn.ca/tradecentre/trade-tracker
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Post yfw the hawks have to give up yet another skilled player because of the cap

>mfw
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>>69051735
Spend less time flicking your bean to childrens' cartoons
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>>69051744
>needing to overpay for a goaler

>Talbot went to the Oilers, for whom he projects as their No. 1, in exchange for the 57th, 79th and 184th picks in the draft

Goalies are plentiful right now.
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>>69051735
NHL 2016 official trade list:
bag of pucks for a bag of pucks
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>>69051688
It will be fine if they are just small logos around the shoulders and on the bottom of the jersey's, but if it is anything similar to the European crap than I might just be done with the NHL.
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>>69051772
>mfw
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>>69051772
End my suffering lads
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>>69051738
Because the NHL,like other professional sports league, is not a static venture. Things change all the time and players get moved abruptly and promptly.

There's always the opportunity for a player to pop up that would be worth some value to us that's equal if not more than Loui is now.

We have plenty of offense as it is, so his 30 goals won't be as deeply needed, and I question whether he'll be able to sustain that offensive production. He seemed to slow down significantly by the time mid-Feb came around last season.

I'd just rather have the opportunity open to pounce on a Dman rather than continue to be stuck in this middling state with Loui.
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>>69051772
>mfw
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>>69051761
cheers lad!
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>>69051772
>hawks fans before
>stan bowman is a genius he'll go down in history as the best gm ever
>hawks fans in the near future
>stan bowman is the worst gm ever, i mean what was he thinking with toews and kane??
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>>69051786
That's a good point. Teams get weird with goalies though, and will sometimes overpay and over commit. Quick is a good example.

>>69051788
>it will be fine

If you think the owners care about the sanctity of the jersey over the almighty dollar, you're mistaken. It'll be a downward spiral and the only thing keeping it from getting there is how fans react. Give them an inch and you open the door to more of it down the road.
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>>69051788
fuck you, its not fine at all you dumb fucking retard
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Does anyone else think the new Panthers logo sucks compared to the old one? Hockey media twitter seems to love it but it seems so boring to me.
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>>69051850
>>69051850
3 cups dude, they'll worship him forever
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>>69051864
This. Logos are the devil and should be complained about all day every day.

>>69051877
I fucking hate it. Now that they got rid of the one good thing about that franchise can they just hurry up and relocate
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>>69051735
Crosby to Toronto for Bozak, Kadri, Kessel's ghost, a turd Reimer left behind, and an autographed Sundin Jersey by Matts himself

Doughty to Anaheim for a conditional bean burrito

Fleury to Dallas for a 1rst rnd pick and nude photos of Seguin

Subban to Edmonton for...oh wait, nevermind, some retarded GM drafted a french bust and fucked up the trade.
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>takes your top 4 dmen
nothing personnel
kid
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>>69051850
>>69051887
Talon's cup tbH
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>>69051815
Still plenty of opportunity to make some moves. Buy out Seidenberg, trade McQuaid and/or Miller, Spooner/Krug for bargaining chips, etc. I just hate the fact that we've thrown big money at bullshit while dicking around on term with great players.
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>>69051877
i like the military uniform theme
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laffs bros what the fuck are we going to do we have like 1 good center in mathews and like 14 winger prospects, we have to trade someone at this point for defense right?
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>>69051892
Their old logo was one of the more underrated logos in the league imho.

>>69051914
Do you dig the new logo though or just the overall theme?
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>>69051913
> I just hate the fact that we've thrown big money at bullshit while dicking around on term with great players.

This probably is just the best way of describing the situation.
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>>69051915
Keaton Middleton will fix things
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>>69051901
subban to edmonton would have been one of the biggest shitshows ever
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>>69051915
Kadri's a good second liner, and our 3/4C can be filled by whatever.

Our RHD's coming soon friendo, just wait.
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>>69051850
Nah, he'll trade both of them for 1rst rnd picks and prospects when the time is right. Then they will load up on talent and start over. Timing will be crucial, not so much for return on assets, but for picking up 1rst rnd picks in deep drafts.
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who is the memeist player of all time?
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>>69051925
the logo is nothing special, but at the same time its not ugly
>>
What do Canadians think about the USNTDP program? Would something like that work for very low populated provinces and territories in Canada?
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>>69051788
It won't be fine. If you tolerate Gary and his Jewish shenanigans, he will keep fucking things up and things will snowball into a disaster.
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>>69051976
olli jokinen
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>>69051976
patrick roy
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>>69051927
It's not all bad, right? We've got Frederic in the pipeline!

Fucking Sweeney/Neely.
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>>69051939
They'd also trade for Dauclair, Buff, Iginla, and Simmonds. Then sign Lucic. Nobody would feel safe playing them.
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Do you believe in magical midgets /hoc/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbeoNdT2sQg
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>>69052022
I believe in the Mad Midget Marchand.
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>>69052002
At this point I'm starting to think it's Neely.

Not only has he been the common denominator between Chiapet into Sweeney, but he's always been the guy preaching about "big bad bruins" and being physical and that whole old school mentality.

I legitimately think he's behind drafting "gritty" third liners in the first. Those deals just strike me as something completely fucking illogical from Sweeney's standpoint.
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>>69051981
what league would it compete in? wouldnt work anyway, canadians think way too highly of our abilty to develop hockey talent for something like that to work here
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Good that you kanadians are back from your playoff slumber
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>>69051981
we develop talent by having opponents parents berate us in the parking lot after the game, not some organized program
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07r-JbEvIXo
why dont hokki players use this more?
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>>69052036
He's gotta go. Sweeney is Neely's puppet. Jacobs needs to get his head out of his ass and realise that there will be no post season $$$ with Neely fucking up the entire show.

Maybe after we get knocked out of the playoffs on the last game of the season for the third season in a row, the mass suicide of Bruins fans all over the world will change shit up.
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>>69052039
Maybe on of the lower junior leagues in B.C and Ontario

>canadians think way too highly of our abilty to develop hockey talent for something like that to work here
>not some organized program

The program would be for areas that have literally 8 people. Imagine if the next Price was stuck on some rez without a pilot for a father.
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>>69051915
They need another top 4 defenseman. Center depth is meh. Just let the prospects play and see what you have.
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>>69052119
that would be a crapshoot tbqh
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>>69052099
If they don't make the playoffs again next season, I'm 10000000000% sure that the entire FO will be blown up.

I know the Jewcobs family doesn't give a shit about winning the Stan Lee, but not making the playoffs is a cardinal offense to them. They won't allow that to happen for a third year in a row without casualties. And with how Bruins fans have been pretty vicious about it over the past couple of years, I think they'll blow the whole thing up.
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>>69052040
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>>69052123
I would agree. Personally I don't think a playoff push is in the picture for this season. I think Babs needs to spend this season allowing the players to develop and design the lines that would be used in the future. Whether or not the Toronto media will allow him to move at that speed remains to be seen.
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>>69052123
Liljegrens, Burns, and Hedman 2017

#BURLILJMAN17
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fins and canacucks are stupid
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>>69052772
>mad at oilers new dynasty
it's coming home lads! St.Albert here, /lifelong fan.
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>>69052772
holy shit rekt
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>Lucic going to Edmonton

How are the Oilers going to afford paying those 5 1st overall their money and expensive UFAs while ignoring defense and goaltending?

Is that how you win?
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>>69052896
>Ignoring defense and goaltending
Following dallas' lead
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>>69051976
Sean Avery
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>>69052896
eberle is gone for sure, rnh probably traded, yak isnt worth much
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Guys I bought Eastside Hokcey Manager on Steam, but the roster don't have real players, just randomly generated ones.

How do I get the real players?
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Can we share some
>Sweeney
Images for when he offer sheets Trouba?
I want to make sure I am fully stocked up
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>>69045198
That would cuck us for the next 7 years, so I honestly expect it will happen
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>>69045247

>Lemieux
>Lemieux (again)
>Crosby

Well then.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXat6lPczm0
Looks like Phil's about reached the point of irrelevant desperation
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>>69045198
>MLSE has $3.5 million dollar marketing campaign contract for stamkos
>tfw he's coming home boys
>and for a discount
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Stamkos is not going to the laffs. Fuck off.
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>>69053642
You know it your heart of hearts, you know it to be true
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>>69053653

I'll believe Stamcuck has signed with the laffs once they make an announcement that he has.
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>>69053653
>$tamko$
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>>69053685
>>69053685
>>69053685
new
>>69053685
>>69053685
>>69053685
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500 for tranpa gay nigs on suicide watch
>h-h-he's staying, he told the media he likes it here!
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>>69049294
Pavel's got a mean triangle head
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