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lmao look at this fuckin monkey
>>68926031
Bolts will be okay this season.
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
more like dolts lol out loud
>laffs
>>68926031
Lucic to Columbus
Borque to kongs
Clarkson to kongs
Brown to Columbus
>>68926090
Does that fix the cap issue?
>>68926122
That guy in the middle has Tits
Jon is the new hoc meme of 2016
another year another draft choices full of busts
I'm a flamingorocket now
>>68926136
Garfielf
>>68926136
>2016
why dont you wait until 2016 then
Post Jons
Laine confirmed for 40 maalis first season
>>68926141
I'm a /lifelong/ fan here.
God I wish the jackets were good
>>68926155
are you drunk
theres a german guy posting disgusting cheese pizza rn
So where the FUCK were all the TRADES?
>>68926185
My name is Jon.
Mfw there are Jons on /hoc/ who don't think the Brooklyn Cars will win the cup next year
>>68926079
>Devils will be shit forever
>>68926272
>the jackets will be shit forever
>>68926185
>>68926260
rare jon
>>68926297
Lol.
>>68926031
Lmao look at this fucking Jon
>>68926328
>>68926334
how can one man be so SMUK?
>>68926290
they will be good
once they relocate
What's hocs judgement of the Ottawa senators draft choices?
Is drafting a six foot six centre a meme?
>>68926343
He's drunk on Finnish memes
>>68926343
By being an ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>68926356
ottawa will forever be a meme regardless of their picks
>>68926350
KILL ME NOW
>tfw shorks fan
>>68926243
THIS
H
I
S
how long until mlb and nfl steal jon? I give it 3 days
>"Stamkos is going to Toronto"
>>68926407
>tfw your team is trash
>>68926122
Based Bill
>>68926431
>tfw you are a bluejackets fan
>>68926425
There were a couple at the draft. Coyotes have Datsyuk and Pronger. Baby GM knows what he's doing.
>"The Blackhawks are going to win the Cup next year."
>>68926407
beard memes
>>68926155
Are you even aware of the current year?
>>68926452
Sorry to hear that. At least us Devils fans have some good times to look back on.
can the jackets right the ship?
If not I will commit suicide on live stream
>>68926457
The Coyotes are slowly building 2008's GOAT team lol.
>>68926460
>implying reddit wont get two more cups with kaner
>"Edmonton are going to make it to the playoffs."
>>68926489
I think they should strike down the Brodeur rule.
>>68926155
>2016
>not knowing what year it is
what does anon think of the new Florida logo
Good evening /hoc/! Are you feeling happy with how your team drafted?
>>68926457
>Datsyuk
doesn't really count, tho it was a shocker that they managed it
too many pick trades and not enough proper trades
even rounds 2 to 7 were starved for trades
been a bit of a boring draft this year
>>68926541
I'm killing myself why didn't the jackets draft puljujarvi
>"Dallas can win a Cup with two Finnish goaltenders."
>>68926524
Should've never existed. But Jews are gonna Jew.
>>68926527
>mfw
It's bretty good
>>68926501
They will never make it back to the conference finals.
>>68926531
Jon is me :(
>>68926561
I miss how dominant the trap game was and I miss it every day.
any other jackets fans here who want the jackets to win the cup?
official /hoc/ calendar
>2 days until the CHL import draft [June 28th]
>5 days until NHL free agency period [July 1st]
>~40 days until Ivan Hlinka Memorial Tournament begins [starts anywhere from August 5th - 12th]
>50 days until Jimmy Vesey sweepstakes [August 15th]
>83 days until World Cup of Hockey begins [September 17th]
>108 days until NHL regular season begins [October 12th]
>>68926576
Maybe they can rape their way to the top ;^)
>>68926527
le shit
also
>vintage jerseys every night
what a meme
>>68926541
>tfw
>>68926584
>THEY ROOINED HOCKIII. IT WAS BORING. WE NEED MORE GOALS.
I miss when the NHL wasn't just a skills competition.
>>68926601
>>68926633
>shit memes
smuk_vark will be a meme before any of these shit memes
>>68926630
Will the jackets win?
Has anyone used the Cup to hold dip and eat chips out of it?
>Laffs select 20yo with 31st OA
Thoughts on this team /hoc/
>>68926655
I'm a Devils fan because they won their first cup in my birth year.
>>68926297
Rare Jon
>>68926655
>make a spectator sport boring as shit to watch
I wonder why everyone hates the trap.
>>68926122
Those guys look like they'd be manlets but they're Kessel height
>>68926707
Laffs management
bill is one of those guys that will look fat no matter how much he weighs
>>68926762
I'd rather be a boring winner than a flashy loser.
>>68926820
I'd rather have the bluejackets win
>>68926837
Then you can watch the Devils skirt around to a Stanley Cup.
>>68926820
Good thing the Devils have been a boring loser for the last 12 years.
>>68926725
I am because I thought the logo was cool and I loved Scott Stevens.
>>68926874
rekt
>Mfw Jesse puljujarvi obviously wasn't good enough to go 3rd
KEK SCOUTS BTFO
BINLAND BTFO
post hokkei gifs and webms of players you like.
>laffs
>>68926897
this is a meme only thread
>>68926876
nah it was because they won
you were a bandwagoning faggot and you always will be a bandwagoning faggot
>>68926880
Finnish gm
>>68926874
ONE CUP IN 75 YEARS
Heathcliff >>>>>> Garfield
>Mfw Pierre luc Dubois was the only Canadian no.1 center in the first round
>>68926912
>they won
>1993
The habs won when I started following NJ.
>>68926908
I disagree.
>>68926927
>Implying >my team is the rags
>>68926927
>1993
>1967
unless >your team has literally never won a stanley cup then you're a bandwagoner
>>68926929
>doesn't have Jon
>the city of you
>>68926952
>Being a yinzer
>Not living in suburban NJ
Loser.
>>68926970
Go jackets
>>68926938
bullshit
bandwagoner
>>68926970
So. Close.
>>68926970
I've only met one legit Hawks fan and it was an old man who had been cheering for them since the Bobby Hull days. Literally everyone else jumped on the 2010-2015 bandwagon.
>>68926988
youre still a bandwagoner somehow
>>68927030
How? I would literally kills myself in the jackets relocated
>>68926897
bring back semin
>>68927021
there are hf guys who have autistically watched them since daze/calder era i know
>>68926987
Jokes on you, I grew up in a suburb of a suburb of Pittsburgh and moved to the Columbus metropolitan area like a month ago. Enjoy your over-tanned douchebags and your hypodermic needle ridden beaches. Oh and your losing hockey team, and I'll enjoy my losing AND my winning hockey team(s).
>>68926988
This desu. I'm moving before season starts so I'll miss going to the arena.
>>68927007
I have a pic of me and Stevens when he was on the Crapitals mate. You could call me a bandwagon we for following a player around but not for the cups.
>>68927043
why, you could just follow them
>>68926356
Good pick since they're outside the top 10. Odds are he turns into Brian Boyle though
>>68927053
I heard he had a good season in the KHL.
>>68927082
Because it's not the same man
>>68927077
You are a bandwagoner. You only like new jersey because they won cups.
>>68926897
>>68927053
semin is ELITE
>>68927088
At the very least, Brian Boyle is a serviceable, meat and potatoes NHL center.
>>68927072
It's a beautiful arena and a great atmosphere for such a shit team
>>68927104
that seems like the best possible reason to like a team.
>>68927109
When he feels like it.
>>68927121
brian boyle is fucking bad lol
>>68926136
Hittin that dab
>>68927133
Yep. For a city where 99% of people care only about college football and a team that's pretty much the 76ers of hockey we really have great fans.
>>68927133
Eh it's kind of dickish. Believe me, if Stevens was on the Rangers I'd like them instead. I'm from Northern Ontario so I didn't really have a hometown team.
isn't radulov coming over again
>>68927179
i hope he comes and tears this meme league up honestly. bettman would prob get a pengoon to hurt him if he was doing too well though.
>>68927060
>mfw i watched thibault bobbing his head like a chicken every other night
>>68926897
LUCIC BTFO IN ONE HIT
>>68927217
radulov is a bum
The epitome of russian hockey in the post soviet era
>>68927244
id go gay for skinner desu
goodnight Jon posters
>>68927245
hes the best goal scorer on the planet
>>68926708
>age indicates how good of a player you are
chink hockey knowledge
>>68927307
You're the biggest retard on the planet
>>68927306
Sweet dreams anon
>>68926212
>tfw i actually had a half season plan to the wranglers for 3 years
>>68927403
I do t think he can dream he's a bluejackets fan
If you don't think the New Jersey Devils, aka the Tri-State's best team, won't win the cup again this season I say you are an idiot. How can we lose when we have:
>The greatest defensive system ever
>Cory fucking Schneider
>competent coaching
>a beautiful arena in scenic Newark, NJ filled with a welcoming fan base and family friendly atmosphere
>pork roll
what does Jon and Garfield think when they here bluejackets?
Jon posting is dank af
>tfw my name is Jon
It feels like you guys are talking about me :)
>>68927534
I'm Jon too. Nice to meet you.
>>68927368
>laffs have decent draft last year
>hire lou "busts" Lamoriello
>draft players that everyone knew were shit
Wouldn't be surprised if everyone except Matthews busted
>>68927534
Do you spell it that way? That is such a cuck name
John is good though
>>68927568
As a Devils fan, I'm glad he's gone so we can rebuild properly.
radulov makes over 10m with incentives to float around in an ahl lvl league, he isnt coming to get all bruised and sweaty in the nhl for a couple mil
>>68927602
Mine's short for Jonathan but when I grew up I had a cousin named Jonathan too so I shortened it to Jon.
>>68927568
can we give prospects more than 1 day before we call them shit?
it's not lamoriello who made the picks it's the scouting staff, mark hunter and tommi bergman etc
>>68927634
Way too much to ask
>>68927634
>can we give prospects more than 1 day before we call them shit?
Go back to your hug box.
>it's not lamoriello who made the picks it's the scouting staff, mark hunter and tommi bergman etc
The GM makes the picks and are advised by the scouting staff.
>>68927672
>hug box
>THE GM MAKES THE PICKS GUYS
you're clearly a moron
>>68927625
thats literally the most interesting thing ive ever heard in my life
>>68927702
>can we give prospects more than 1 day before we call them shit?
That's exactly what faggots on pussy sites would say. Have you ever known /hoc/ to be forgiving of stupid decisions because of appeals to authority?
>>THE GM MAKES THE PICKS GUYS
You honestly think they leave it all up to the scouts? The point of a GENERAL manager is to coordinate all the aspects of the team. If the coaching staff, the development team, the amateur scouting team and the pro scouting team don't work together the team won't have any direction and will be a complete mess. It's easy to say "get me the best players" but defining what the best players are is far harder.
>>68927672
General managers may be hands-on early on but come the second and third round the scouting staff almost completely takes over.
Lou doesn't seem to have much influence on the composition of the scouting team nor their direction, considering it's the same staff from before him that has been willing to take these higher risk players.
The number of undrafted/re-entry players seems way up in general. This is partially due to this draft being weak after the second round but it's also a good way to minimize risks as you are getting an already developed product.
>>68927791
Director of Scouting organizes the scouting staff. He coordinates with the GM for any pick for pick deals.
>>68927559
Same familia
Jon I love you
>>68927823
>reports directly to the GM
>the GM has no way to tell him what to do or provide direction about how to do it
>laffs "education"
>>68927793
>le class meme
gets pretty fucking annoying
>>68927791
are you implying 4chan is not a pussy site, it's the home of betas and NEETS
also, mark hunter doesn't advise lamoriello who to select, his job is to make the selection. it's why he was hired
>>68927845
>le rabid, frenzied hmong derelicts pillaging and burning their own city to the ground """"fans""""
>>68927823
>it's this guy again
>he's exercising his cognitive dissonance again about his GMs decade of drafting bust after bust
>he actually believes in the laffs after all they've done to him
>>68927872
4chan allows me to call you a faggot and Nylander a bust without a horde of virtue signalling idiots descending on me. The fact that everyone here are internet tough guys is irrelevant to the fact that hockey discussion here doesn't bow to "ugh, can we, ugh. Can we just not?" style comments.
>>68927898
>haha laffs! oilers/canucks/flames/ottawa/winnipeg/frogs are much better!!!!
>shorks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDYuVDI9pHA&index=5&list=LLp4aoeWAwXMDvNWTANhEOmg
>>68927841
Not a laffs fan senpai
The GM sets the direction through employing the scouting staff, or assigning organizational needs to focus on. The Laffs scouting staff was in place from before Lou came in. They seem to be operating quite similarly.
To think that Lou is micro-managing at a pick by pick basis come the middle of the draft is ridiculous. Most likely he doesn't know who half of those players were.
>>68927913
what a shit post, you are the faggot m8
>>68927922
Only the Canucks are in a worse position than the >laffs
Lamorello should have retired after what he did to the devils
>>68927928
GET OUT DAD STOP BERATING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68927938
ugh, can we just not
>>68927898
Not a leafs fan. They've been shit at drafting until 2012 and really 2014.
I personally liked last year's draft but not this one that much. Regardless, to think Lou has a dramatic effect one way or another is imaginative to say the least.
>>68927928
>parents know about online meltdown videos
lmao
>The dissociative laffs fan is back.
Time to get comfy.
What's more likely
Kovalchuk to NHL or China?
>>68927928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj9VOlV1VUQ
>shorks
>>68927948
the only team playoff contender worthy is 'peg, other than that the rest are equally shit
i don't care about what lamoriello did/didn't do
>>68927922
With the exception of the >jest all of those teams have won a playoff series since the salary cap was created. Yes, even the team that has missed the playoffs for 10 (soon to be 11) straight years and the team that has won 4 playoff series in my lifetime.
>>68927938
no u
>>68927935
But would be able to say "hey, stop drafting so many overager busts. If you like them so much I can just sign them for free"
um... can we just not have nylander is a bust be a thing? cause, it doesn't need to be a thing. even if we have to make it a rule, then mods... do the thing. cause that needs to not be a thing.
>>68928008
But he is a bust lol.
>>68928008
>8008
>BOOB
lol
>>68927928
this is embarrassing af
>actually drafting Sean Day
>rags
>>68928026
lmao
>>68928008
He needs to keep his head up, hits like this are legal in the NHL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJX2jGiPxyA
>>68928008
lol
>>68928053
Sean Day will be a future HoF. By HoF I mean a head of a Wendy's franchise.
>>68927998
If it were just a Toronto thing then I'd agree with you. But by the later rounds the value of the pick is virtually nill and getting a players rights must seem worthwhile. A good example of this is Noel going so high despite minimal improvement.
It becomes a bit more complicated I assume when you consider the contract limit.
>>68928065
>woah he got hit
>BUST
wot
s ean day fuck my litle boipuddi and sucks my femcock in april
why are you guys such bullies
what if >rags won the cup
would we have to shut down /hoc/ forever?
>>68928094
>unable to see obvious hit coming despite skating towards the player before turning up ice
People said Gaudreau would get killed but the reason he didn't is because he knows how to avoid hits like that
>>68928124
then the staney cup become a meme and losing would become considrd good instead. the edmonoton oilers would be considered a dynaty
>>68927977
>huge pool of countries to pick for expansion
>pick one of the absolute worst purely to shill your league and the winter olympics
defend yourself ruskies
>>68927977
i doubt the canucks have much interest in signing him :^)
>>68928138
he'll get taken out one of these days, it's inevitable, don't pretend he's invincible because he's your favorite player
>>68928124
The team that lost would get memeposted even further.
>>68928138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJAYEtsgrTY
Yeah he avoided it alright kek
thoughts on this man?
>>68928268
hes a huge casual
>>68926134
And one more Stanley Cup than you
>>68926527
It's shit. The former was 100 times better
>>68927995
All of them except the Canucks will end up with more points than the laffs
over or under
bill nets 35 next year
>>68928291
good post
>>68928239
What happened if the >laffs lost to them?
>>68928317
Under because pongs run three lines.
>>68928374
it would be weird if the leafs and rags were in the scf imo
>>68928387
>mfw I'm a fucking retard
Help
>>68928374
By that point the entire conference would have been embarrassed
>>68928394
to be fair the laffs used to be in the west
>>68928413
They moved in like 99, right? Maybe that's why my brain does that sometimes still.
RIP Vegas gold uniforms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIFiJdw0uME
Are there any good sports (hockey) documentaries like this one?
>>68928428
*ugly as fuck uniforms
remember that scene in swingers where they play the hockey game
>>68928428
wish the nhl would do bodysuits like speed skaters
>>68928428
Good, these suit Pittsburgh much better. Don't know why they ever changed from them.
>>68928552
that would be cool cause we could see which players had big dicks. the players with big dicks would probably flaunt them to intimidate the smaller dicked players. it would change the dynamic of the game. you could build teams around it
>Finnish General Managing
>>68926031
>rags
>laffs
so what's pulju's nickname? are we going we poopoopeepee?
>>68928971
>we
and probably not cause that isn't funny
>>68928971
poopinajar
Did Edmonton cement themselves as the Draft Meme Kings this year?
>leafs have turned phill kessel into Kapanen, Andersen, Kerby Rychel, prospect James Greenway, 2017 2nd rounder and 2018 2nd rounder + some cap space
apologize right now
>>68929087
>implying either side lost
Laffs got a lot of really good pieces going forward
Pens got a cup off an elite clutch player. All the Phil doubters can basically shut the fuck up now.
>>68929087
phil is priceless and you just listed a series of busts
>>68929015
>that isnt funny
wew lad get a load of the high brow humor on the clip art general
>>68927568
Corey pronman gave their draft an A.
Who pays you to watch and write about prospects?
>every teams draft picks will be busts except for the team i support
>>68927898
>t-there's n-no w-way multiple p-people disagree with me xD
You're completely wrong so of course multiple people will tell you so
>>68927159
But he isnt doing the dab dance you cUck
>>68929120
Shut the hell up
>tfw I turned out to be like a mixture of Doug Funnie and Jon Arbuckle
I wonder how lasagna with mayonnaise would be...
>>68927485
Here's your (You) Vito
damn was hoping my team would get matthews haha
Soon.
>>68928268
reddit: the man
>>68929563
>rags
>Edmonton drafted 3 (three) Finns
Stanley Cup confirmed
Slovakia is the new hockey power house! All hail based Slovaks!
>>68927025
What do tojos know about hockey?
*unzips dick*
>>68929708
Not much. I'm an expat.
>>68929707
>make a female player in NHL 16
>constantly get in fights with her
>let her get her ass beaten up
>masturbate watching her
>>68929736
Do you get nip pussy a lot?
>>68929739
u can't fight with the female players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPFrXvc2rE
did the anon from last night hired the shemale escort?
>>68929778
FUUUGGG
My dreams are crushed
>>68929739
She's never been in a fight, would be pointless and unrealistic to me, I keep her stats in check too, not a great hitter, but she's a scorer. But no... just no m8 haha
>>68929778
and apparently I learned something new
>>68929747
One of the previous times I was over here when I was younger, I did alright. Not exactly hard, but that's probably true of anywhere where you're different from everyone else and a remotely interesting person.
Not gonna keep blogging, but definitely visit the country if you ever get the chance.
>>68929739
That's misogyny my friend, you need to get yourself educated.
Can this become a new hockey meme?
>>68927970
that's because his father is a computer wiz to live where they live, so he knows all the tricks firsthand. He probably chuckled at the first memes ever created as a young man.
>>68929848
Lame, this should become a meme.
Protip: this guy is a cantpucks fan.
>>68929828
Hockey one of the few traditional sports left. Beat each others ass and be gentlemen about it, hold open doors for women and don't beat up girls. Good ol chaps
>>68929848
That's Marie dummy
>>68929763
mammamia
>>68929892
What do you know about tradition or class burger?
>>68929988
>in all of our command
You tell me gord
>>68929988
>Burger
>Canadian
Canadians are literally the same shit as Americans to everybody except us North Americans.
But honestly, imagine how shunned a guy would be in hockey if he was hitting people in the nuts.
Meanwhile in basketball a guy hits balls and people ignore it
>>68930054
>Boston
Next you're going to post a flyers gif and tell me to be shocked they're playing dirty
>>68930054
>>68930096
The things people do with the tools their given
>>68929999
>>68930006
You butthurt rednecks don't appreciate equality
>>68930186
What the fuck are you even talking about
>>68930202
He wants you to share the Stanley Cup with Canadian teams :^)
i can't believe it's over
>>68930219
Maybe the Canadian teams can share the Stanley cup with other Canadian teams if they can bring it socialist lands
>>68928971
Punjab
>>68928971
just Pulju is best
>>68930228
where did Laine go? or was he not up?
>>68930647
Next year buddy
>>68930202
>>68930270
>>68930251
You Americans are mean. Fuck you. Not everyone in Canada is a liberal commie. I voted NDP obama health care
>>68930658
I drank two beers while not having eaten much last night. Woke up with a slight headache, took two shits and now I 'm golden. What gives Bart?
>>68930673
>21st century
>not acknowledging the compelling and objective need for humanity to step into its comfy final stage of history
aisheegidiggie
>nylander confirmed for playing on mathews wing
>kid I used to play hockey with got drafted
>I used to be better than that fucker
I should be in the show god dammit
>>68930709
lol you're young
>>68930691
Pay your debts
>>68930673
Wot?
>>68930709
Go and play college hockey and prove yourself. Get signed and profit. You can be the next Muzzin or something
>>68928971
Normies call him Jesse Poolparty.
http://www.iltalehti.fi/nhl/2016062621796178_nh.shtml
Isn't Scott Harrington suppose to be a good player?
>>68929848
>>68929879
Jon calls for dubs out of anger that you've for him
i have a question /hoc/
what do you guys think about old hockey, like 70s and 80s? i think it looks fucking dumb as shit and i have a hard time giving any credit to the players since goalies sucked fucking ass and almost every shot went in
like what the hell, goalies would almost go to the blueline and just wave their fucking legs in the air
those little pillows on their legs didnt really help
thank god i didnt have to grow up watching that
>>68932031
You blew it
>>68929988
>tfw college student
>all I got is class motherfucker
Quebec City Blue Jackets when
>>68926356
Drafting size for the sake of size and no physical play/skill is a meme. Tampa has spent all their efforts to be big, think Boyle, Blunden, Sustr, Coburn, Hedman (an overrated meme who had 1 good playoffs in his whole career, OEL is far better), and yet all their best players are 6' or less memes. Stamkos, Kucherov, Johnson, Stralman, Drouin.
off chance he becomes a Getzlaf, but he had better point totals than Brown
I was away for the weekend what did i miss
>After the Blue Jackets drafted PLD, Kevin Chevaldayoff tried to get Puljujarvi too
Fug we came so close to being Finnipeg
>>68928191
everyone gets hit, its bound to happen. i don't know the stats, but he gets hit the least cleanly out of almost every player i see.
he's not physical at all, but I've seen him take some big hits from 6'2"+ 220+ players, and get right back up to score goals.
>>68933227
Fugggggg
>>68928971
In the same way that Selanne is known as the "The Finnish Flash", Puljujarvi will be known as "The Finn with the Grin."
>>68927995
Official best Canadian teams for 2016-2017:
Flames = Jets > Sens > Canadiens >> Oilers > Laffs >>> Canucks
Flames have always been a high scoring team, but worst SV% by far in the league. Solved w/ Moose, and possible Tkachuk. Bennett will break out, and possible upcomers on D.
Jets missed out on high powered offence. Connor, Laine, and Dano will give them that.
Sens will be the 15th ranked team in the NHL for years to come. Nothing exciting, but decent-average in all areas.
Canadiens can't score. Above Sens if they add some forward depth.
Oilers still have no D. Forward depth doesn't matter when the D can't retrieve and pass the puck.
Laffs have no experience, and still shitty D.
Canucks have a downhill future. Demko, Boeser, and Horvat are the only bright spots on an otherwise useless team.
>>68934120
I want this 'Flames are good' meme to die already.
>muh best defense in the league
>let in the most goals of any team last year
>>68934394
>Swiss goaltending
Hiller was literally Swiss cheese last season.
>rags """""drafting""""""
give him a face guys
Jon needs a face
>>68934792
Remember Oscar dansk? Of course you don't cause he dansked his way off the face of this earth
Finnish management strategy
>>68935096
Can't believe Kek gave up Rychel for literally who
>>68934036
thats actually pretty good
>>68935096
Jarmo should have his citizenship revoked
>>68934792
>>68935181
Rychel isn't good he was a bust
>>68935245
He's a Fennoswede he's not a Finn
peto on irti
>>68935655
Who is that ugly nigger?
>>68935253
You think they could have made this a little easier to read.
>Laffs draft
I was so excited but now I'm just confused and worried. Its just so different. I mean when its all sud n done the picks weren't awful. Korshkov was ranked 7th in Europe Skater rankings, Adam Brooks was a good pick, and I get why Babcock especially would really dig Grundstrom , and I understand why you pick Greenway and even Middleton. No matter what people say it helps to have a fucking 6'4/6'5 behemoth smashing people and playing good D so you might as well start swinging for the fences when you have 10 picks. Its just scary, so unconventional.
>>68936384
That's exactly how I feel about it. It's hard to question the scouting knowledge of Mark Hunter but they probably could have got those overagers later in the draft. I do like the 2nd round a lot though. Korshkov really stood in recent tournaments and in the KHL (apparently the scout who brought him to the attention of the leafs also brought Soshnikov to them) and will be an NHL power forward. Grundstrom also was a solid pick he was slated to go early in round 2 and we got him at 57.
>>68937883
Yeah reading the scouting reports on Grundstorm a fast, pesky, relentless forechecker who isn't afriad ot shoot sounds right up with what Babcock wants. Its just that something there seems wrong, with this management group you can make the argument they have a hsitory of going off their own lists and not bowing to conventional wisdom (like the multiple trade down in 2015 instead of grabbing Konecy) but its weird they took so many and if it pans out where they were able to exploit a major neglect and get a few NHLers out of it, then everyone will start doing it and it'll change NHL drafts, but you never know. The big thing is Matthews/Korshkov/Grundstrom were all playing in adult leagues so that has to factor in as well. Plus Greenway/Demko could go to college and transition right over to the AHL and Adam Brooks can go straight to the AHL as well.
laffs are shit
Lets go oilers lets go
You have been visited by the "Finn with the Grin"
The eternal smiles of a thousand Jonne's will come to you only if you reply "With Finns you win" in this thread
>>68938413
With Finns you win
>>68938413
with finns you win
>>68938413
WITH FINNS, YOU WIN
>>68938413
With Finns (You) win!
>>68938163
Ya my hope is Grundstom looking like a more talented Leipsic. I really liked the trade downs they made last year as it let us get guys like Dermott and Dzeirkals/Timashov although Konecny looks like he's going to be a good player. In 2015 stocking the empty cupboards was a bigger priority. That's what I see a lot of post draft discussion centred around, like "are the leafs trying to uncover a new way to weight players based on experience". I saw it compared to moneyball looking at OBP as opposed to batting Avg but that's a stretch. The fact that they can play in men's leagues isn't a huge draw for me though I'd rather have the best player available regardless of where they can play. I'm also glad we have a goalie in te system now aside from Bibeau and sparks. Rychel was also a good add for essentially nothing.
>>68938613
(You) put them in the bin
>>68927025
STOP STEALING OUR MEMES YOU CHINK FUCK
>>68938413
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
>>68939030
YOU JUST KNOW
>>68926773
Kessel is really ~5'10.5
>>68936384
Picking someone who's a big, slow, tough, shot-blocking stay-at-home defenseman in juniors with points in the single digits is almost always a wasted pick. If they're always stuck in their own end in the CHL, they flat out suck.
There's only a 13% chance (one hit every 7.5 picks) a defender doesn't bust if he scores less than 0.6ppg in his draft year, compared to 50% if they score 0.6ppg or more. Even good shutdown defenders in the NHL scored a lot in the CHL because they were so much better than their opposition.
http://thats-offside.blogspot.com/2013/06/defense-defensemen-and-draft.html
>>68926031
lol is that a monkey
can you imagine if a monkey played hockey
>>68939106
And 290
He's a fat Manlet
>>68939197
He does his name is Wayne simmonds
>>68938413
With Finns you win
>all this puljuposting
It's getting stale, bros. Gonna take a break from hoc for a month or 2. See you faggots in September.
LOOK AT THIS SMUK MEME
>YFW he gets 60 goals and wins art Ross
>>68939498
It is getting old
It's too much meme forcing seeya later anon
>>68939498
>>68939548
>mad
>at puljuposting
delusional laffs fan + redditor spotted
>>68939509
Oliver is a good meme
And a good player
>>68939627
>delusional meme posting
Man listen PULJU is getting old
You are being a Reddit tier faggot by forcing memes
>>68939498
>leaving before free agency memeing
>>68938413
With Finns you win
>>68939662
t. reddit
>>68939720
>50 years ago i owned you
>>68938413
But I don't want to smile like a jone
>>68935689
One time when we went to the rink with my bro
it was a basic monday
and we got in over the fence
and were thinking "where is that guard guy watching again"
Well we decided to just put the goals on place
and Tippa-T on the boombox
and the beast was loose
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose
And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
We went into the night with the coach as winners
as winners into the night
Time to bury the burden
hang up the skates
I've paid my dues, the coach said "jersey retirement"
Always lived hard, went in to play not cower
Secret fast food, I had to take the last shootout attempt again
I'm Villegalle and just like anyone else
And my toe-drag is too smooth for you
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
Every time I take a slapper
In flames tomorrow, in flames today
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
Every time I body check
The beast is loose
And when it gets out of hand
you can read on the paper, I got three stars
Losing makes you lose your job
we went into the night with the coach as winners
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
Secretly without a jockstrap, I yelled and insulted the refs
CANADA BTFO
http://m.thn.com/blog/hockey-is-no-longer-canadas-game-and-thats-a-good-thing/
>1993
ever since this draft Finns have ruined not only hockey but also /hoc/
>>68938413
Shit macro I made in 5 minutes
Someone feel free to make a better one
>>68938413
With Finns you win.
2017 is our year
God damn even Edmonton Twitter is PULJU posting
Please for the sake of life
>>68939929
>>68940023
Good posts
>>68936384
This draft really fell off a cliff after the first 20 picks anyway. As long as your team did well in the first round then you did alright.
Can we all stop pretending we watched any player beyond 20th overall?
Like anyone has any idea how any team did after the first round
>>68940444
>t. rags fan
pulju looks great in an oiler jersey
>>68940444
>not knowing bögström
kek it's like you don't want to know about the biggest steal of the draft.
>>68939313
when did subban play for the flyers?
>>68928971
>>68928971
>implying he only gets one nickname
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
Who /yinzer/ here?
>finnish GMing
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
oilers cup dynasty confirmed
>mcmeme
>pulju
>hall
>eberle
>rnh
>klefbom
>nurse
who can stop us?
being a leafs fan should qualify you for mental health benefits tbqh
>>68941096
literally no one.
we are finally getting what we have been waiting for decades. 2017 is ours
>>68941107
they should extend doctor assisted suicide to include leafs fans
>>68941096
29 other NHL teams and a handful of KHL/AHL teams
>>68941216
lel no, oilers will easily win the stanley next season
cap this
>>68941096
McDavid = Gretzky
Pulju = Kurri
Pakarinen = Tikanen
Hall = Messier
Eberle = Anderson
RNH = Simpson
Talbot = Fuhr
Joey Moss = Joey Moss
Oesterle = Coffey
Happening
Jets are winning the cup tho
Vegas will literally make the playoffs before the Oilers
>>68941312
>Hall = messier
>>68941167
this
Hall - McDavid - Puljujarvi
literally the best line of the past 20 years
and the coilers are still going to manage to screw it up lmfao
is finland going to bandwagon the oilers now?
>>68938413
WITH FINNS YOU WIN
>>68942273
Delete this
>>68942491
Is finland split between Laine and pulju? Or is there a majority?
Got some inside news on the Stamkos happening. Believe me lads, it's gonna knock your socks off.
>>68942691
I hope he goes to the rangers so they completely fuck you their cap space for the next 10 years.
>>68942688
im a northerner so i love pulju, maybe the southies like laine more but i dont care about that ugly goblin looking nigga.
can we like never let PULJU win a cup?
>>68942691
Bolts will be better without stamkos desu
>>68939498
I'll promise come back here in two months with furious Puljuposting.
>>68942825
enjoy your frogcenter columbus
>>68942749
This would surprise me not at all
>>68942825
him and mcdavid deserve a cup though
>>68942905
>implying frog center isn't better than meme fag
>>68942825
Kid has been banished to Edmemeton, they have to get out of the basement first
>>68942828
>we will be better without a generational talent
>>68942954
hahahaha
now this is fucking delusion
>>68942924
No, Rick Nash deserves a cup
Brian Elliot deserves a cup
Weber deserves a cup
Ovi deserves a cup
Mcdavid doesn't
>>68943026
>delusion
The jackets got their no.1 center
>>68943039
none of those players deserve a cup, especially fucking meme shot
mcdavid deserves one though
>>68942828
The bolts are pretty fucked if Stamkos leaves. Their 1C is now Johnson.
>>68942954
>>68943026
>Columbus vs Edmemeton
>Autism vs Incompetence
Can't wait for that 2025 Stanley cup final lads
>>68943039
no
yes
yes
no
yes
>>68943078
The overwhelming majority of scouts think he will end up playing on the wing FYI
>>68943095
>delusional edmemeton fan
Get real we know you live in the middle of fucking nowhere but there is no need to be a faggot
>>68943039
>shit mash
>le one dimensional slap shot man
'No'
>>68943078
>Finesse frog from the Q
>#1C
>>68943126
>majority of scouts
They got BTFO when the jackets didn't draft puljujarvi
>>68943078
you had a 1c and traded him away for a prospect defencemen
id rather have ryjo and pulju than fucking dubois and jones
>>68943192
im pretty sure the only thing that was btfo there was the jackets future
>>68943240
Seth jones is a no.1 defender anywhere besides memeville
Ryjo was awful last year anyway
>>68943192
What does that have to do with this? Dubois won't likely end up being a center
>>68943240
And they might lose that defenseman to a offer sheet
>>68943240
Seth Jones is more than a prospect defenseman.
>>68943290
>drafting a man who survived a meteor strike
Right about that
>>68943240
>Ryan Johansen and Jesse Puljujarvi for Seth Jones and PLD.
TIP TOP KEKALAINEN
>>68943297
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jesus fuck columbus fans dont actually believe jones is a number one defencemen??
>>68943395
He is
And he's the best defender that Edmonton has ever had a chance to offer sheet
>>68943395
Not a Columbus fan but I would say he is.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING JON
>>68943447
>>68943448
you seriously think jones is on the same level as keith or doughty or karlsson?
>>68943655
Of course not
But he's on the level of top 2 defenders
>>68943395
They think he's as good as Weber
lelmao
>>68943655
there's 30 nhl teams, squanto
>>68943701
so hes not a number one defencemen, glad we cleared that up
>>68943841
No he's a number 1 just not hall of fame like karlsson and such
>poo jackets
>poo jackets fans
Thanks for the laff
>>68943701
Being top pairing on a team with no defense doesn't make him a top pairing defender.
Dan Girardi is a top pairing defender by this logic
>>68943655
Of course he's not. Jones is a defender, not a 4th forward.
>>68943921
>edmemeton
>fans
Good try
>>68943946
The jackets have Ryan Murray
Jack Johnson
David savard
Dean kukan
Justin falk
Fedor tyutin
>rags
>>68943997
And in prospects they have werenski paliotta and more
>>68943655
>karlsson
He doesn't belong in the same category as the other guys.
But not right now he isn't. He's 21 years old and will develop into a very very good defenseman. Look how long it took hedman to be what he is today. Hedman is legit as fuck and probably one of the best in the league now. All this karlsson talk as the best Swedish defenseman is retard because hedman is wayyyy better.
>>68943997
>>68944038
>literally who's
Radulov signed to khl
No one wanted to give him 7.5x2
>>68943997
>Ryan Murray
A bundle of broken bones
>Jack Johnson
Top 4 defender with great offensive tools
>David savard
Not that mobile but great shot
>Dean kukan
Top end: bottom pairing defender, he's so slow
>Justin falk
AHL tier muh size
>Fedor tyutin
Overpaid and Nikitin tier
/hoc/ visitor here
ur memes r breathtaking
>>68944256
where you from friend?
post some good memes
>>68944256
>>68944107
Who are you quoting?
>>68944186
I mean the jackets have solid defense tbqh
>>68943359
Oilers fans need to buy Finnish keyboards to banter Columbus fans and praise their Finnish stock properly.
>>68943997
Ryan Murray is the only decent one and he can't stay healthy
Kill yourself
>>68944608
He played the entire season this year
>a-atleast we h-h-have a cannon
it almost makes up for the shit team, shit front office, shit fans, shit city, shit state
>>68944659
Quit being an edmemeton faggot
>>68943039
No one "deserves" a cup. You either win it or you don't.
>>68944562
Does Yli have gamethreads
If not I will make one for the Oilers v.s Jets outdoor game. Should be good
>>68944522
How? Outside of Johnson and Jones they have nobody of quality. Werenski looks solid but he's a prospect atm
>>68944658
>One (1) season
>drafted in 2012
What did the Leafs mean by this?
>All these Alberta fags trying to be cool by hating on fans
>all these Alberta fags acting like they won
>>68944821
Offensive defense
>>68944608
Who would /hoc/ take? Lindholm, Määttä or Murray?
>>68944778
I think there is just a convoluted NHL general with some menes.
>>68944778
Yeah, it's on /penkkiurheilu/ usually it's a NHL general.
>>68944904
H.Lindholm easy.
>>68944860
>offensive defense
more like offen-sieve defense lelmao
Just give it up pal, the jackets have an Oilers tier blueline corps
>>68944840
Now lost total number of cups.
>>68944964
No we actually have defense
The oilers have literally 1 player on defense
>>68944983
>muh cups from half a century ago
every time
>>68944992
the defence that mcdavid shredded in his first game in three months?
>>68945028
>no cups since 67
>still 2nd in total cups
I mean really?
>>68945073
>mcdavid played us every game
No he played us 2 times
And he didn't do too much against us
>>68944955
IMO Määttä was better at least before the seven plagues he encountered. I don't really have opinion on Murray.
>>68945073
Kekity KEK the jackets destroyed their defense in the second game
>>68945145
he stripped seth 'number one defencemen' jones at center ice, easily out skated him, and nearly scored on a breakaway
>>68945241
>>68945217
what defence? everyone knows the oil have a shit blueline
>>68945246
>reminder that the 5-1 game was korpisalo first game
>reminder korpi denied the memers 33 times in the second game
>>68944912
>>68944947
Just checked it out, doesn't seem to have the traffic for a gamethread. I'm sure Bulju v.s Teemu SeLaine going head to head in a meme game will keep the thread alive though
>>68945073
Holy shit
>>68944904
Lindholm
>>68945145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVboeWKRyeU
New thread ded
>>68945575
Even Canada is gettin bad about it
good job everyone
is hoc dead?
>>where the memes
Sup
Let's talk about finland
>>68945758
For about three months after the first couple of days of free agency
>>68946101
McDavid-Bulju
There's a new thread lads
>>68945903
>>68941096
Any team because none of your forwards have the puck when it's too busy being in the back of your net / your own zone
>>68943395
well he's sure better than any defenseman the Oilers have
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