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>"I take pride to have the chance to grow up and represent Florida hockey and to go to another southern market is almost like a dream come true," added Chychrun
>all these shitty finns that will go on to be busts
jakub chrychin is a fuckig bust
>>68903116
Please stay in Florida lol.
>This is a better looking jersey than Columbus
What did he mean by this?
Post absolute madmen
>>68902823
You win with finns.
>>68903242
Time to kill my self
>>68903242
>tfw we will never see this
>>68903254
fennoswede*
>>68903288
Not yet at least
>poolumbus brown jackets
no clear number one for 2017 draft?
>tfw no toronto maple knights
;_;
>both Nylander brothers go 8th overall
>play in the same division
Who will be the better player?
>>68903518
Nolan Patrick. He would have been ranked as part of the big 4 this year if he was a week younger.
>6'3" right hand centre
>72 GP, 41-61-102 in the WHL
>21 GP, 13-17-30 in the playoffs
I bet Columbus would have taken him over Dubois if he were eligible. Liljegren is a viable number 2 option though
>>68903619
Alex
will poopinjarvee start with mcjesus next season?
>>68903306
guaranteed bust, no fennoswede has ever made it in the nhl. hell they barely play any hockey in the first place
>>68903619
Nylander
>lightning selected a forward rather than a competent defenseman
>traded deangelo
here comes the dumpster fire m8s. Its going to be a Vasy or Bishop have to carry the team for the next couple years kinda team
>>68903242
He's not wrong
>>68903701
Next year he will be picked 2nd by the jackets
>>68903703
Shitflask won't even crack the lineup for game 1. Screencap this.
>put em on take them off
this is some real advanced autism routine
https://youtu.be/5na8r1ognP8?t=1m38s
>>68903732
>Drafting based on current needs instead of best available when the player isn't pro ready
That's what we call how to suck in professional sports 101.
>>68903701
>Nolan Patrick
lol where can oilers play him
>>68903701
>Alex
Kinda worried about this desu senpai
Although Will with Matthews could be just as good as Eichel and Alex
>>68903619
Alex is bigger and works harder than William.
William has a bigger wow-factor.
>>68903732
Hajek is good.
>>68903884
Wing
RNH-McDavid-Pulju
Hall-Draisaitl-Patrick
>>68903981
Both of them seem like they'll be top 6 forwards with a chance to be top 3. Somewhere between 55-70 points a season seems about right.
>Jesse Puljujärvis grandfather was a legendary poacher in Älvkarleby in Sweden
pottery
>>68903807
Jesus Christ, that ending with his family. It reminds me of those scenes in movies where little timmy is about to die but his family and friends just don't have the heart to tell him.
>c-close your eyes Jesse, you'll be with Hall and McDavid soon
>Edmonton has t-tradition
>>68904011
He's probably going to be Sustr 2.0 where he plays like abysmal garbage for a while and then after a couple seasons gets pretty talented
>bulju :D
will knee is a bust
>>68904099
A common theme among NHL defenseman is either playing like garbage for a few years and turning it around, or visa versa.
>>68904074
What are you talking about? Edmonton is most comparable to the frozen wasteland of Binland.
Oilels have cups atleast, blue jackets have a cannon
>>68904184
>w-we haven't been the w-worst team for 25 y-years, I s-swear!
lel nice trade blow jackets
>>68904264
It's only been 10 years, cut dedmonton some slack.
>>68904264
I'm not even an oilers fan, but they went to the cup finals in 2006
Is KEKalainen the new absolute madman?
>rychel for harrington
LEWIS
>>68904264
laffs and buffalel have been worse desu
>>68904352
>hey jarmo, want a bag full of air
>but you have to give us rychel
>Calgary drafted the 5' 6'' mega manlet in the 6th round
Matthew Phillips is going to be elite. When he's that short he might even get a growth spurt
Your last 2 digits decide which overall pick you are.
How do you feel about the city you got drafted to
>>68904477
>When he's that short he might even get a growth spurt
This is what manlets actually believe
>>68904507
im meat and potatoes all day
>>68904507
Pls not Edmonton or >rags.
>>68904264
Hey now. >we've only been the worst for a decade. Also, that pic is taken from a terminally ill little girl's make-a-wish where she wanted to be Spiderman for a day, and was also a huge Oiler fan. Ya cunt.
>>68904421
Whos rychel? I don't know much about him.
>>68904507
Rollin
>>68904477
>tfw 6'2"
> if I had played hockey, I only need to be good and don't need to compensate for size
> big enough to be in nhl
Manlets will never have the confidence that one of their copies is in the nhl in an alternate reality
>>68904510
That's average height you dumb faggot
>>68904507
roll
>>68904507
elite finnish talent coming through
>>68903116
They tried to corner him on nbc and he said he plays for Canada lmao
Sunbelt shits BTFO
>>68904600
This is what manlets actually believe
Half the girls on tinder won't talk to you if you're under 6 foot
>>68904507
Rolling
>>68904507
>it's going to be >rags
>>68904597
>jest
>>68904600
Maybe in poorfag asian shitholes
>Chris Johnston @reporterchris 1h1 hour ago
>Jim Nill says he's comfortable starting next season with Lehtonen and Niemi in the #stars crease.
>>68904579
Watching the oilels for 6 years probably will make you terminally ill
>>68904605
>Juolevi
>Cantpucks
On suicide watch to be honest. At least until the ownership and management remains the way they are.
>>68904579
lol that little whore is gonna die never having seen the oilers in the playoffs probably. just cancer my fans up
>>68904645
Damn dude, that's original.
>>68904663
Cold Steel: The Post
>>68904663
>this edge
Easy there la
>>68904645
You just know
>>68904663
man i got a cut from your edges
Will Juolevi's little brother be the best first overall since Mario Lemieux?
>>68904600
Yeah, for a girl.
>>68904595
He's just another decent LW, former first rounder
Harrington was bad though, so when you can get something for nothing you gotta do it
Pretty decent AHL record, could be 2nd or 3rd liner at his best
>>68904712
>>68904708
>>68904706
gb2 lebbit
HOW CAN YOU FUCKIMG TRADE RYCHEL
>>68904510
Until he's 20 its no sure thing that he won't grow more. He could be 5' 10'' or 5' 11'' if it happens.
>>68904600
5'8'' the average, not 5'6'', and that's only if you include Asians.
>>68903254
who is this semen demon
>>68904766
>6'1 205
Nice he also has a bit of size which is exactly what they need.
>>68904641
Because he knows he's only going to have to deal with both of them for one more year.
>>68904769
kys edgelord
>>68904795
delete this.
I am literally killing myself why do you trade fucking Rychel
>>68904738
I want Pulju to start a Finnish baseball league in Edmonton. I'd love to experience that insanity with Jesse "The Finn with the Grin" Puljujarvi.
cbj has had a highly retarded last 36 hrs
>>68904835
lmao top kekalinen
>>68904870
Not really its been a good 24 at least drafting some godly players besides Dubois
Rychel isn't even good
We still have the Dane with the mane bjorkstrand and the defense God werenski
>>68904600
Well I guess my little sister is "above average height."
>>68904870
More like highly retarded last 20 years
>the oilers got the best 4th overall since Ron Francis
>>68904910
you drafted a bunch of busts and all of the players you just listed are busts aside from rychel, who was just traded for a bust
>>68904928
Only been around since 2000
>>68904507
anything but >rags
>>68904955
2000 was 20 years ago, the Jest won the cup last year
>>68904946
>drafting a big defensemen drafting a man who survived a fucking meteor >>68904507
Please jackets I love Columbus
kekelinen is an absolute madman on the level of Benning.
>>68904507
Anything but the laffs
>>68904993
>2016
>2000
>20 years ago
>>68904993
are u ok
Your team
Your reaction pic to the draft
>Oilers
>>68904835
KEKäläinen is doubling down on insanity.
>>68904507
Rollling
>>68905028
>>68905042
>not comprehending advanced memetics
more like columbus bust jackets right boys hahahaha
>>68905069
Who knows I think the jackets just fold now
Why are we talking about the jackets, sometimes I even forget they exist
>>68905112
they made a meme trade
>>68905081
>rangers drafted sean day at 81
actually watched that interview, seems like a project
NYC seems pretty dope. I dig it. Teams probably going to be shit though.
>>68905123
And a meme pick.
>>68905112
Finnish GMing is worse than Finnish goaltending
>>68904507
roll
Who's the steal of the draft to you know nothing shitposters?
To me, its Gauthier at 22. He's a bigger, faster version of Lucic with a better shot and a more polished defensive game.
FINNISH POSITION POWERRANKINGS
>1 Finnish Forwards
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>9001 Finnish defending
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>900001 Finnish goaltending
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>9000000000001 Finnish GMing
>Aaron Portzline @Aportzline 4h
>Asked how Kekalainen's passing on Puljujarvi is playing in Finland, a Finn reporter: "It's a national holiday weekend. Everybody's drunk."
Can confirm
>>68905245
oskar steen
>>68904629
>mad at good ol florida boy
>>68905245
I like Arizona's first round. Keller and Chychrun
>>68905303
what's the holiday pegga?
Vote on the memers.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10585940
>Finnish goaltending
>Finnish GMing
Not even once. Sorry Finnbros, I love you guys for giving >us Puljujarvi, but damn.
>>68905326
Midsummer
>>68904507
27 get
>>68905273
What about a hypothetical Finnish forward who was used occasionally as a defenseman and an emergency goaltender who later became GM of his former team? Where would he rank?
>>68905313
this triggers the subcuck
>>68905320
Same. They did really well.
>>68905159
is that even possible
>>68905337
Pretty clear that finn forwards can be based
but everything else is pic related
>>68905347
So essentially a holiday specifically for getting hammered?
>>68905273
>0 finnish goaltenders drafted
What an impact memes can have
>>68905423
Yes.
>tfw drank all the beer yesterday, only one left now
will the jackets ever win a cup
>>68905457
Is the store closed for the holiday?
>>68905105
Reminder that McLeod wears #9 because his mom's """"favorite""" player was Gordie Howe. There's a very good chance Howe is his father.
>>68905483
Maybe after they move to Quebec.
>>68905483
As soon as the Oilers make the playoffs.
>>68903518
Urho "Bobby Orr" Vaakanainen
>>68905483
In Atlanta as the Yellow Jackets, yep.
>>68905378
>good ol Florida boy
>keked into playing for Canada
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeelmaooo!!!
>>68905507
SHUTUP
>>68905483
>take a greasy French cunt who played centre a couple times over a 6'4", 200 lbs meat missile who can skate like the wind
>will they ever win a cup
No. No they won't.
>>68905245
Girard, Lindgren, Bitten, Gregor, Laberge
Borgstrom will be good but can't be called a steal now.
Kunin and Bellows are great first round picks.
>>68905515
Best first overall since Denis Potvin?
>>68905495
They were probably open earlier when I didn't feel like it, but you can't buy alcohol after 9pm anyway
>>68905457
>finnish asset management
This is why you don't want Finnish GMs
>>68905055
>Sharks
Thought we were going to at least make one move...
>>68903714
Sean Bergenheim, Niklas Bäckström.
Only fennoswedes in history to make the NHL.
>>68905423
Aren't they all?
>>68905245
Benson at 32 could turn out to be a bit of a steal for the 'Lels. If I recall, I heard his name tossed around in the conversation for a top 10 pick before he was injured last season. It all depends on how he recovers and if he can stay healthy.
>>68905542
Just cheer for the Oilers now you Ohio cuck idiot
>>68905605
Which Nick Backstrom?
>>68905245
Borgstrom will be the next Aho
>>68905648
I HATE THE OILERS
Are the Flames the best team in Canada right now?
>>68905650
The one that reps Finland, not sweden
>>68905055
>Red Wings
>>68905055
>wongs
>>68905703
The Flames could either make a playoff run or pick top five in the draft. There is no middle ground.
>>68905703
maybe Montreal with Price but I guess it's close
>>68904507
please not the laffs
>>68905055
>blowjackets
>>68905683
One of us... One of us...
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble
>>68905749
Well they have a decent goalie now. Do you think tkachuk plays next season?
>>68904507
Not Edmemeton pls
>>68905683
>Hating on Bulju - McMeme the meme team of the league
>>68905678
I dont even know how to feel about this guy since literally no video of him playing exists.
>>68905055
>Pongs
>>68905793
I don't know, I'd rather wait and see than simply make a judgement without seeing how he does.
>>68905703
Hopefully.
Im going to attend my first flames game next season in either Boston or New york still to decide where
>>68905650
>finnish goaltending
>>68905761
it's too hot today
>>68904857
>The Finn with the Grin
That's fucking brilliant. We need to force this nickname to the mainstream.
>tfw Puljujarvi and McDavid will be on the same team
>>68905703
daily reminder that the Flames are named after Sherman's march to the sea
I wonder if Deepak is still alive. I went up to Toronto three weeks ago and virtually every free wifi spot was banned.
>>68905703
>Elliot is their starting goalie
Not unless they sign Reimer. If they go into the season with an Elliot/Ortio duo in net they are fucked. Elliot has never played more then 50 games on St. Louis so I doubt he could handle a full season workload.
>>68904507
oilers why
>>68905856
td garden is cheaper and easier to access by public transport, but msg is the shit if money isn't an issue
>>68905950
kek, nice, didn't know that. are the new york jets in the NFL named after 9/11?
>>68905055
>kongs
>>68905803
SO CLOSE.
I can't wait to die these bluejackets have almost killed me I just want to be dead now
Can there be a worse team right now?
>>68906012
they're named after the winnipeg jets, of the national hockey league
>>68905974
I doubt they sign reimer. Elliot seems more like a bridge player than their longterm fix. Don't they have a young goalie who is promising? Gillies I think his name is?
>>68906007
Not to mention you're gonna have to deal with subhuman Boston goon fans at TD garden
>>68905055
>isles
DO SOMETHING GARTH
>>68906012
Nah, the jets were the jets well before then, that's just a coincidence
>>68905554
The dudes name is literally the Hero.
Any more questions?
>>68904631
>tinder
Oh, no, I can't get aids :(
>>68906085
it's really strange to me that there are actually blue jackets fans, the fact that you're a living, breathing person is unbelievable
>>68905928
I'm gonna put it out there on some of the normie websites I visit.
>>68905650
The Finnish one.
>>68906151
Just kill me now SENPAI
>>68905359
>Calgary
Could be worse
>>68906156
i already stole f.am lol :]
>>68904507
Rolling
>>68905055
oilers
>>68906145
>implying that aids is the worst thing that you can get off a tinder girl
>>68904507
rolling
>>68906096
Gillies is elite talent wise, but he had year ending hip surgery last year. Hip injuries can be serious trouble for goalies long term and how his rehab goes is a question mark.
Anyone got the Columbus draft party reaction?
>>68906007
>>68906099
We're thinking Boston because it seems a cool city to visit
is it even possible to be a happy bluejackets fan?
>>68906331
Oh shit I'm not a Flames fan I didn't know that. That's a tough injury for any athlete let alone a goalie.
>>68906454
>poolumbus
>fans
>>68906461
yeah, the north end is gorgeous and cambridge while not technically part of the city is very nice. lots of great restaurants and bakeries. night life in boston is the worst in the country though, bars close early
>>68906227
That's cool, I don't want credit. I feel like it fits in with 'The Finnish Flash' style of nickname, so I just want it to catch on.
why is everyone so hung up on pojujerkme?
no actual columbus fans are upset over do-boys instead of pojujerkme.
and fuck rychel and milano. the 2 of them have been shitting all over their very generous opportunities so now they can go get fucked elsewhere. good riddance.
>>68906560
You are so fucking angry right now. I'm enjoying your damage control.
>>68906461
There is a reason why that region is called New England.
>>68906560
Thanks for passing on him for a frog out of the Q, Jarmo
t. Edmonton
>>68906560
Because columbus is retarded
>lets take this over rated french faggot instead of this very speedy very big finn who was projected to go first for years but had a slightly rougher year this year
>>68906560
Milano has been amazing
>>68906605
As an Oiler fan, it does me good to see a different fanbase in a blind rage.
So what else does your team need?
Apart from #Stamcockthews, I think re-signing PA or getting another decent third liner RW veteran for training Marner, and a RHD (aka
>>68906560
Milano isn't gone anyway
Let's go inside the mind of a Finn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmag4Q_Jj8&feature=youtu.be
the columbus blue jackets are the only team in the league that i routinely forget exist
>>68906727
KILLING MYSELF MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY
WHY CANT THE JACKETS BE SMART and good
>>68906666
A 1st pairing RHD who can QB the PP
A top 4 RHD who can actually play defense and make a breakout pass.
A cheap back-up goalie.
>>68906834
>not trusting Laurent "one minute lead" Brossoit
>>68906560
Chiarelli looked like he was in disbelief when he made that pick.
He looked like he just won 10 million dollars.
No one in the hockey world understands what lumbus was thinking.
That move will go down as one of the worst picks in history.
Even if Dubois becomes a regular NHL'er, Jesse will always be far superior player.
Those Pulju and McDavid memes are way better now that they are on the same team
the isles drafted a 6'4" 219 pound winger from finland called otto koivula. you fins have any opinions?
>>68906834
eberle for shattebkruk
are the jackets the leading cause of suicide and alcoholism in Columbus?
Because I want to drink myself to death
>>68906909
Would do if Shattenkirk feels like signing an extension but he's an American
>>68906989
I think Ohio sports in general are the leading cause
>>68906903
hes a bust
>>68906893
This, I'm actually starting to believe in meme magic.
>tfw your favourite, memiest player pulju ends up on your most despised team
>>68906834
I have no clue where they get that guy, Demers is a top 3 at best.
Mark Fayne is that top 4 defender minus the breakout pass. He was stable after that wakeup call.
Brossoit is the backup they aren't running Brossoit, Ellis and Laurkainen in Bakersfield.
>>68907024
JUST KILL ME WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A JACKETS FAN
WHY CANT THEY BE GOOD
THEY HAVE GOOD PLAYERS
>>68903116
I thought people in Finland knew pretty good English. This guy is Russian tier English.
>>68907045
At least you can take solace in the fact that they will invariably be shit.
>>68906909
>shattebkruk
why can't jarmo get rid of his hateful bias towards Finns?
>>68907089
All the athletes I knew in school spoke bad English.
>>68907086
>WHY CANT THEY BE GOOD
>THEY HAVE GOOD PLAYERS
>>68906903
Don't know this kid at all. Which round?
I can make some calls.
I'm really more excited for the new oiler memes than anything else tbqh lads
>drafting Finns
Jarmo is a genius
>>68907121
He knows finns belong in bins.
>>68907132
is it because they just play hockey and don't pay attention in school?
when is the draft
Thoughts?
>>68907089
I can't believe this. Meme magic is real. McDavid will win the Art Ross and Hart while Pulju gets the Richard and Conn Smythe.
>>68907214
Calls to who?
>>68907285
its bc they have brain damage
>>68906909
See
>>68907024
Shattenkirk is EXACTLY what >we need, but the extension would have to be signed first. The Deadmonton Effect and all. Eberle for Shattenkirk already signed to an extension would be glorious.
>>68907150
>Brandon saad
>Boone Jenner
>can Atkinson
>joonas korpisalo
>Oliver bjorkstrand.
>Sergei boobtittsky
>will karlsson
>wennberg
>Murray
>jones
>savard
Just to name a few
The jackets have the best farm system tbqh
when is the draft
>>68907304
>Las Vegas marked where Reno is
>>68907298
Now! Turn on TSN
>>68907089
Jesse has been a hockey pro since he was13.
He wasn't too good at school and spend very little time there.
All he knows is hockey, outside the rink the kid is literally retarded.
>>68907214
4th round, #120 overall. played for ilves u20 this year
>>68907354
Jackets have a solid team
Just need a few key players which they won't get this offseason
>>68907354
that literally an AHL roster lol
>>68907446
'no'
>>68907354
that team sucks upfront outside of jenner and saad. defense is getting better though.
don't give a fuck about their farm system tbqh, they've been lauded for their farm system for years and it hasn't panned out into shit yet
>>68907453
>ahl team won the Calder cup
Tell me again how Brandon saad is ahl or Boone Jenner how they both scored 30+ goals
This team is young
Very young and cam Atkinson has literally improved on his goal total every year
Ryan Murray is elite so is Seth jones
Boobtittsky is great and joonas is Finnish goaltending
>>68907354
Is that the Lake Erie roster?
Lots of potential there desu, could see them going for another Calder Cup next season.
>>68907285
Can't speak for the entire country ofc, but based on my experiences that was the case.
>>68907564
The monsters have an outstanding team
Bjorkstrand was great in his call up here
The monsters have zaar Sedlak vogelhuber Milano werenski
The jackets need that offense up here to produce
Other wise the defense was great the second half of last season
>>68907395
Does he at least know the alphabets?
>>68907564
The fact of the matter is they need their offense to produce like they didn't in 13 and 14 seasons so that means wenny needs to shoot and pass and foligno needs to become a god again
>>68907587
branon saad is an overpaid bust. boone jenners a grinder 3rd line at best player dustin brown score 30 goals beforw too hes a bust. cam atkison is a middle six manlet he doesnt crack the top six on a legit team. savar d is a bust. jones is as dumb as a rock hes a bust. murray will be a good 2nd pairing d... in 3-4 yrs. wennberg is a ok depth guy.
>>68907806
Foligno is shit desu
>>68907806
wouldn't bank of foligno becoming god again. just be thankfully you didn't sign him long term
>>68907835
I hate this fucking general lol
>>68903242
Just saw the video, translated wrong. He actually said: "Onhan tää parempi paikka ku columbus"
which means "This is a better place than columbus"
>>68907835
>saad overpaid bust
The scouts said he would never crack 30 goals when he got drafted
He got 31 in his first season with Columbus
He's fast as fuck
Saad has not been a busy what so ever
Boone Jenner is a good center but Dubinsky is much better
And jones is a damn good defensemen He had a great year
And considering we have 6 players with 40+ points is pretty solid
>>68907849
>>68907907
Who knows foligno might have another breakout season
AHL team success has absolutely fuck all to do with success at the NHL level
Fucking cucklumbus casual niggers get off my board
>>68908022
KILLING MYSELF EVEN MORE
FUCK PULJU THAT NIGGER MONGOL
>>68907741
I know his dad very well and I know Jesse too from his days here in Tornio.
They are both simple up beat people.
Not too bright but hearts of gold.
>>68907835
Toews was a Saad babby, not the other way around.
>>68908074
Nobody ever said it did but those players are going to kick ass when they get to Columbus
>will bitten
Based mid round manlet
>>68908074
with the exception of the red wings organization, generally its the opposite. the ahl teams of elite nhl teams are generally mediocre to bad
Coilers fans what do you think of Parayko for RNH straight up?
>>68908160
this guy>>>68907587, can you not fucking read retard?
>>68908138
jonathn toews is a bust too
>>68908201
Yeah because all the good prospects are in the nhl. Tj Brennan was the best defenseman in the AHL lastyear but he fucking sucks.
>>68903116
>When Chychrun was thirteen, he joined the Little Caesars hockey organization in Detroit, Michigan where he played his major bantam season.
>At the time, he continued living and practicing in Florida, travelling to Michigan on the weekends to play.
wtf how did daddy chychrun afford this
>>68903242
Here's what he actually said:
>fuck this game
>This is a much better place than Columbus. Connor McDavid, Hall..
>>68908276
He's been more successful in 24 months than you have in 24 years.
>>68908204
That would absolutely never happen. RNH isn't even close to enough.
>>68908074
Next they're going to say the preseason means anything
>CBJ at #8 because Ryjo and Nick "one good season" Foligno had a couple of decent practice games
>>68908380
I would say thats pretty fair value desu
>>68908365
i haven been alive that long. hes a bust. another bust i spoted at the draft was keith tkachuk, who wad busting out of his suit jacket due t being fat as a blimp
>mfw i dont even need this image anymore because we have the real thing
>>68908074
>(You)
It does if the team is full of prospects that ready to graduate.
I'm a bluejackets fan should I kill myself?
>>68908537
Yes
>>68908537
Only after the Seth Jones offersheet
>>68908569
PLEASE NO MORE
Im a huge oilels fan now, tell me about the team
>>68908535
Most AHL players arent ready to graduate. Go ahead and look at the best teams in the AHL in the last few years, laffs faggot
>>68908487
No it isn't. RNH is made of glass and can't stay healthy. Not to mention he's overrated as fuck. Mcdavid and Draisaitl are way better.
>>68908569
sweeney
If Poopoopepe had been drafted by Columbus I would have bought his jersey just because he is a walking meme (and he seems like a really nice guy). Unfortunately, although I like a lot of the skaters in Edmonton, Calgary is my Canadian team.
>>68908605
>NO SALARY RETAINED
>>68908618
>marlies destroy ahl
>lake erie wins calder
>both filled with nhl prospects
laughinggirls.png
Is this Howden kid any good
>>68908605
Shhh it'll be over soon brother
>>68908833
NO MORE PAIN KILL ME NOW JUST KILL ME NOW
>>68908850
hes a bust
>>68908833
I see you didnt even look at recent calder cup winners and how it doesnt correlate to the NHL team having success
I will leave you to your delusions, laffer
>>68908365
So has alexandre daigle tho desu
>>68908497
*Than you'll do in 24 years.
>>68908966
>mfw he sells used cars in dorval now
>>68908966
Calling someone a bust who's been playing professionally and won professionally at the highest level is almost as retarded as calling someone a bust who was drafted not even 24 hours ago. I hate this board sometimes.
I initially felt like this draft wouldn't match up to the McDavid/Eichel draft, but I'm already feeling excited to watch the new Finns play. they're both NHL ready, right?
>>68903861
>The city of the Vancouver canucks front office
>>68908928
I want to end it now man I can't take it KILL OFF EVERYONES CONTRACT AND JUST FOLD
>>68909060
t. bust
>>68908965
you cant seriously be this stupid, look at any of those past teams. nhl players on all of them.
seems to me that having players from your farm team make it to the nhl is good for your nhl team.
>>68909091
Do you even know who jarmo is
He is going to make this team fold
can Stamkos and Bishop just leave already so I can stop thinking about it?
>>68909165
Doesn't seem like bishop is going to be traded. Why are they making such a terrible decision?
>>68909091
>year is 2018
>jim benning is fired
>comes after trading two firsts for RNH
>oilers do it again
>vancouver owners hire gook from china
thats where it starts guys
>>68909226
Vasilevsky is just as good.
>>68908850
He's a pretty good 2way guy but nothing special long term. The other MJW drafted this year Gregor is more interesting since he's a guy who's good at finding the open ice in the offensive zone, which is a skill that translates to the nhl well.
>>68905055
>Stars
>>68909248
>year is 2018 jackets go 0-82 worst record in hockey history
>fold
>NHL decides to put a team in Seattle named the bluejackets
>Everyone in Columbus simultaneously commits suicide
>>68909060
toews is a fucking BUST
>>68909129
AHL team success does not correlate to NHL team success, I know this is all toronto has to cling to, but its a literal fact.
The marlies went to the final in 2012, how did those players turn out on the big club?
>>68909062
Definitely. Laine should be a 30 goal guy right off the bat. Pulju will take a season or two before he flourishes.
>>68909430
I'm glad the Marlies and the jests got their player
How can the jackets fuck up so hard
>>68909381
Unlike Edmonton, who's handed cream of the crop talent every single year yet are still a steaming pile of elephant shit.
>>68909503
edmonton is good
>>68909540
wew
>>68909503
>not even bothering to answer the question
>ad hominem arguments
Look at all these GREAT YOUNG PLAYERS AMIRITE?
how can Columbus fuck up so hard
>>68909670
>Finnish management
>>68909670
columbus' GM is ashamed of being finnish desu
>>68909699
How can Columbus fix this shit
>Look up rounds 2-7
>Leafs pick mostly overgers they could have picked later in their round/in other rounds
Whats the deal, leafslads? Was this a good draft? Last year's was immediately viewed as a great draft but I'm scratching my head right now I can't figure it out.
>mfw the red wings sign Stamkos
>>68909746
I would be too
I don't want to be a Mongol
>finnish goaltending
>>68909767
>67
WEW
>>68909503
Edmonton will surprise people this year. Adding guys like Cracknell and Maroon made them way more competitive
>>68909807
>still get swept in the first round of the playoffs
>>68909829
>no Dubois
Fucking Ahmed you should be ashamed
>>68909829
Shieet meant
>finnish GMing
>>68909868
>"muh streak"
>>68909868
>stamkos
>showing up in the ploffs
It doesn't matter if they get him or not
>>68909849
unless those two can play D, it won't matter. their defense is still meme-tier dogshit
>>68909381
>Tyler Johnson, Ondrej Palat, Dick Panik,
>Cory Conacher (lel), Radko Gudas, Kadri,
>Gardiner, Scrivens, Colborne
not even gonna list the endless supply of nhl players that have won the calder cup.
so yeah having good prospects win a calder cup is good for your team.
>>68909849
>Maroon
>competitive
Lol
>>68909849
>it's an oilnigger delusion episode
>>68909849
>no defense
Yeah I'm not convinced
>>68909767
Yeah, everyone's been wondering that. Probably analytics driven. Overagers might be some draft inefficiency they're taking advantage of..
>>68910126
>SJWrivens
Tatar - Stamkos - Larkin
Abdelkader - Zetterberg - Nyquist
Pulkkinen - Sheahan - Athanasiou
Goalie: Hasek 2.0
how the FUCK do you stop this team?
>tfw Canucks draft Juolevi
>tfw I have to support a fucking Finn as our top line D-man for the next 15 years
>>68910227
>analytics driven
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=249597
>>68910295
>stamkos
Idk if this one is funnier or the laffs
>>68910332
Don't worry, they'll trade him in 5
>>68910126
Again you don't understand my argument. The marlies went to the final in 2012, but the leafs have been absolute trash since.
You can cherry pick individual players (scrivens LMAO) but the success of an AHL team doesnt correlate to the success of its NHL team.
>>68910351
One can be terrible offensively and still good with the metrics
>see Marty Marincin
Jesse "hockey savant" Puljujärvi. I really hope all the best for his career on McMeme's wing.
>>68910351
bust
>>68910295
board zetterberg and his back will break. thus, the red wings center depth gets fucked
>>68910405
Marincin was a great scorer in junior. If you can't score in junior odds are you don't skate/pass/think well enough to put up good shot metrics in the NHL
>>68910332
at least he doest look like a fucking alien like the other two mongols
>>68910374
>trampa gay farm team wins calder cup
>goes to cup finals and conference finals
Seriously, you're an idiot.
reminder that
Nylander/Eichel
Nylander/Matthews
>>68910332
Shut the fuck up Salo was awesome.
>Tanev
>Gudbranson
>Juolevi
>Hutton
>Tryamkin
>Horvat
>Baertschi
>Virtanen
>Boeser
>Demko
MFW Canucks win the 2020-21 Stan Lee Cup
>>68910448
Larkin and Athanasiou can play center though
>>68910485
exceptions to the rule
>>68910407
Jesse will protect young Connor's smile
where's Okposo going?
>>68910543
the canucks are a 1C prospect away from having a great future. i guess most other teams are as well though
>>68910502
Don't forget Lumme.
>>68910485
The crunch didnt win the calder cup you fucking moron
McD and Jesse will really be something else.
They're both fast as fuck and soaked with skill and talent.
Best line in hockey.
>>68910642
Memeville, USA
>>68910556
Abby zetterberg larkin
Nyquist stammer mantha
Tatar helm if we got him AA
>>68910502
>le injury man
>>68910655
It's part of what held the Leafs back for the last 10 years.
>>68910770
fuck are you serious
>>68910770
Columbus?
>>68910829
Deadly serious
>>68910811
>hating on Sami "Balls of Steel" Salo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQYtljrFQiU
>>68910688
This is how I know you're an idiot.
kys
>>68910485
>>68910688
The crunch lost to the griffins, hmmm doesnt seem like that translated to the red wings winning
>>68910593
I mean its just lazy on your part if you ignore AHL graduates being positive for your teams success.
>>68910764
>combined 45 games
>best line in hockey
I think the memes have gotten to you my friend
>>68910967
>red wings ahl prospects haven't helped them
literally the first time ive ever heard this before
>>68910332
You already have Virtanen.
>>68910850
are we specifically referring to this team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0INO0wK6-Ow
cuz theyre the meme-iest team
>Pulju and McDavid on one line
>Draisaitl and Hall on the other line
>trade Yak, Nuge or Eberle for a solid dman
I dont see how Edmonton can possibly fuck up another season
>>68911150
It all started when Gretzky God traded
It's called the Gretzky curse
>>68906706
>jarmo said that the type of player we are looking for is size
>size is literally the first and most important thing to them
6'4 is still not good enough so why not take a 2 inch shorter instead then.
>>68911150
>trade Nuge, Yak, and Eberle for 3 solid d-men
FTFY
>>68911079
>first round exit
>objectively a worse team, barely made the playoffs
Hershey Bears: won back to back titles
Flyers: didnt win anything, have been one of the worst teams since
>>68911216
>Implying he was talking about height
>>68910642
https://twitter.com/StapeNewsday/status/746721753695686656
>Sounds like no shortage of suitors for Kyle Okposo now that UFA contact window has opened. WPG, STL, LAK, MIN, DET among them, source says.
>>68911236
still ignoring this huh?>>68910933
>flyers
>make finals with carter and richards
WEW
>hershey bears
>washington has won TWO presidents trophys
>with players from those teams
First you didn't stipulate what was deemed as success in the NHL
you just got btfo and keep moving the goal posts, kys
>>68911215
Still won a cup after that
>>68911368
Nothing since
>>68911230
Or all 3 for one 1st line Dman.
Nuge, Yak, Eberle and next years 2nd and 3rd for PK Subban
>>68911383
>win cup after gretzky
>it all started with Gretzky
You might as well start with the Coffey trade
>>68911236
Hershey is Washingtons AHL affiliate
>>68911400
Why would Montreal want all that shit?
>>68911400
With some other meat and potatoes players going the other way, I could see that happening.
>>68911290
>DAT SPEED
>DAT SIZE
>DAT SHOT
>DAT COCK
>>68911473
What if we teach them to speak french?
>>68911432
Don't bother, he literally doesn't know a damn thing about hockey
>>68911150
Wild card atleast
fuck the coilers tho
> Mantha - Stamkos - Larkin
best first line in hockey?
>>68911669
>tfw have to wait 6 months for dead things fans to shut up
>>68911473
Eberle and Nuge are both solid players, Nuge is a 2nd line center who can play on both sides of the ice and Eberle is a solid 60 point player with a good work ethic. Yak is a crapshoot but he's still young.
>>68911215
Jari Kurri and Esa Tikkanen still won the oilers another cup. Gretzky won none after being moved.
>MLB and NFL General both have /hoc/ meme OPs
>>68911346
Lets go through these
Wolves:didnt translate into nhl success
Aeros: didnt translate into nhl success
Admirals: didnt translate into nhl success
Phantoms: didnt translate into nhl success
Bulldogs: didnt translate into nhl success
Wolves: didnt translate into nhl success
Bears: didnt translate into nhl success
Senators: didnt translate into nhl success
Admirals: maybe translated into nhl success
Griffins: didnt translate into nhl success
Also its hilarious that you're accusing me of moving the goalposts when you've been trying to shift the focus to the players instead of the success of the teams.
>>68911290
Height is always superior as long as you can put some meat on the bones and this shouldn't be difficult with the stuff they use in NHL teams.
To Be Honest Pulju will make oilers a contender next year
>>68903116
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That was literally one of the WORST fucking drafts by my team I've ever lived through.
EDM get
> Jimmy Howard
> Niklas Kronwall
DET get:
> Taylor Hall
> Jordan Eberle
Thoughts?
Edmonton has two of the best young players in hockey with Pulju and McDavid. Now all they need to contend is a solid goaltender and a veteran first line defenseman. Howard and Kronwall would fill both of those needs. Also Howard and Kronwall have a ton of playoff experience which would really help if they want to make a Stanley Cup run in the near future.
Detroit on the other hand could put Hall on a line with Stamkos and Larkin to create the most lethal scoring line in all of the NHL. Eberle has had some injury trouble but in an organization as solid as Detroit I feel he could fulfill his all star potential.
Really feel like this is a win for both teams.
>>68910295
Mantha - Stamkos - Larkin
Abby - Zetterberg - Nyquist
Tatar - Sheahan - Athanisou
Miller - Glenndening - (insert whoever)
>>68912121
This desu. How much muscle you can put on to your body is determined by how tall you are. Your leverages and therefore strength also get better the more muscle you have, not matter how tall you are. Tall people will always have higher strength potential than short people. That's why there are virtually no World's strongest man competitors under 6'5.
>>68912211
a contender to win the lottery again? yeah I definitely agree
>>68912231
>goalie
>lefty defenceman
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>68912231
Hate to break it to you m8, but that's fucking stupid
>kronwall
Old, not a top 2 D-man anymore
>Howard
Literally the memeiest goalie that's not Finnish
>>68912231
lmao my ass off
>>68912017
>team doesnt win a stanley cup right after calder cup
>NOPE NO, THAT MEANS NO NHL SUCCESS ANON
>right, but those teams improved from players having won the calder cup graduating
>UH NO THATS NOT THE TEAM ANON
what the fuck are you talking about then
>>68912017
>Canada knowing nothing about hockey
Nothing to see here, folks.
>>68912602
>wilks barre-scranton penguins haven't done shit
>penguins AHL call ups help them turn their season around and win the cup
lel
Is there another team that drafted WORSE than the Canucks this year?
>>68912223
>expecting /hoc/ to know who your team is without saying it
tripfags are cancer
Reminder that the >laffs play in a fucking BASKETBALL ARENA and are too cheap to get their fans decent seats
>>68912831
>laffs
>>68912865
BJs
>>68912602
Please enlighten me to the great strides the wild and senators made after their ahl team won the calder cup, you absolute shit for brains.
My original statement was that the success of an AHL doesn't neccessarily mean the NHL team will improve. And you've been trying to strawman and move goalposts because you can't come up with a counterpoint to this.
>>68912286
Except for 6'1 based Jouko Ahola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V_PbCLCfv0
>>68912865
Hey Kippers
Do you still have that gif from the 2012 Olympics where the Chinese dude was being chased by 3 russians?
>>68912231
I can't believe you typed all of that, holy shit you must be desperate for (You)s. Here you go I guess.
>>68912526
> lmao my ass off
> laugh my ass off my ass off
are you fucking retarded?
>>68912918
I'm not an arena expert but what does a hockey specific arena have that a basketball specific or multi-sport arena don't have?
>these two Canadians arguing about AHL success and NHL success
lol.
>>68912930
goat athlete of all time
>>68912918
whyottawaandbuffaloaresurrogatetorontohomegames.jpg
>>68912737
oh rightttt, literally promote AHL coach after trailing the marlies the entire season
>win cup with team and coach
>>68912921
LOL
>My original statement was that the success of an AHL doesn't neccessarily mean the NHL team will improve
I've literally proven this to you over and over again
>>68912941
Good thing I organize and name all my files.
>>68912865
Columbus automatically had the worst draft after they passed on Pulju. The entire hockey world is still sort of stunned by that.
>>68912996
classic newshit
![brooklyns-barclays-center-might-have-the-worst-seat-in-american-professional-sports[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PgUip7c.jpg "brooklyns-barclays-center-might-have-the-worst-seat-in-american-professional-sports[1]")
>>68913009
Hockey specific are bigger. Basketball floors are much smaller than NHL ice, The ACC is slightly fixed but an arena like Barclays is fucked
>>68912526
>>68913054
a hearty jej
>>68913116
You are jesus christ Kippers
I love you
>>68913114
>implying that team success means anything
The AHL is important for development but it doesn't matter how well the team does.
>>68913114
You haven't actually. You've only tried to move the goalposts by talking about players.
I have actually provided facts, you havent even tried to do anything except lazily try to strawman.
>>68912231
lol out loud
looking to visit canada this summer, where do you canucks think I should go?
so far the parks I want to see are Japser, Banff, Cape Breton, and Gros Morne, what of those is the coolest?
also want to visit either Toronto or Montreal, what would be more fun for a college student?
also how are the hookers? $200 an hour isnt too bad might have to get one
>>68913044
>>68912685
>this americaitlyn trying to start /int/ fights
Don't you have a mass shooting to attend?
>>68904507
Sunbelt here I come
>>68912231
Jesus Christ, are you serious? Hall alone is worth more than Kronwall and Howard. The Oilers don't need Howard at all, and they need the Kronwall of five to seven years ago, not modern day old timer Kronwall.
Hall was an 80 point forward a couple years ago. On a line with Seguin and Benn, for example, he'd be a 90-100 point guy.
Not even close.
>>68913254
Which was my original point, context. It's good for the teams NHL success if its full of prospects about to graduate. There are varying degrees of success, buts it not non-existent.
>>68913403
Welcome to Columbus
>>68913365
Montreal > Toronto
Vancouver and Calgary can also be fun. Kelowna, Victoria, Tofino, Jasper, Banff are all smaller nicer areas to visit. Ottawa has some cool history, avoid everything in the prairies or the maritimes and if you go to Quebec only go to Montreal
>>68913160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNg0b7owUE
what exactly do you object to that's video from the arena you complained about (the obstructed seating sucks but that's pretty standard across the industry and they DO drop prices with the fact in mind that the view is obstructed
>>68913470
lmao
>finally admitting I was right
>>68913365
Go to Jasper/Banff/Lake Louise in Alberta. Hit Shuswap Lake in BC.
>>68913556
whats wrong with the maritimes?
>>68913680
Not much to do and the weather is shit
>>68913680
They're pedophile inbreds with weird accents.
>>68913365
Interior BC is GOAT
Banff is the best IMO, havent been to Gros Morne though.
Toronto sucks, Montreal is fun. I dont know anything about hookers
>>68913680
Nobody lives there but it somehow gave 31 seats in parliament to the Liberals
Strange how that works
>>68905055
>Canes
>>68913991
forgot pic
>>68913862
>Toronto sucks
lmaoooooo
>>68913571
Jesus, enjoy your delusion buddy
>>68913556
This guy is an eastern faggot and a Laffs fan, so take everything he says with a grain of salt. Eastern Canada is America lite. Western Canada is the real frontier/wilderness escape of the country, and the Maritimes are actually great. Nice people, great scenery, barely any French or people from Ontario. Edmonton and Calgary are skippable, even though I live here. Edmonton's got the waterpark in West Edmonton Mall that's pretty awesome, and Calgary is a much nicer looking city, but they're not really tourist spots.
You can skip Ontario. Too many people, too many egos, too many French. "Land of a Gazillion Lakes" and none of them are as nice as Lake Louise or Shuswap.
>>68914252
go find your father deepak
RAY BOURQUE GOT A DUI
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68914252
>shitronto
>an absolute shithole
pick both deepak
>>68914504
>>68914372
>live in frozen poverty
>heat car engine so it doesnt freeze
>wake up, dog is frozen to death
>car engine heater frozen
>walk to work
>freeze to death
WEW
guess I'll enjoy muh infrastructure and over being poisoned by oil sands
>>68914323
>pic related is the waterpark in West Ed Mall, if that's your thing
Shit's actually GOAT-tier. $30 and you can spend all day there, ride however many slides you want.
>>68914738
Sounds like edmemeton
>>68914738
A prime example of your typical person from Ontario. Like I said, just skip that province.
>>68914757
Holy shit dat purple slide
>>68914738
whatever makes you feel good about your poo in loo city my hindu friend
>>68914757
lololol I can't believe /hoc/ is basically /enjoy canada on a budget/ general
peepeepoopoo
>>68914969
They took out my favorite one - the cannonball. Typical slide, then it spit you out into a sort of covered bowl with a hole in the bottom. Your momentum carried you around the bowl a couple a couple times, then you dropped through the hole and fell about fifteen feet straight down into a pool. We called it the Toilet, for obvious reasons.
>>68913365
I live in mtl, hookers are like 220$ for a nice one from an agency. Cheaper if you get sketchy backpage stuff. MTL>toronto
>>68914757
>>68915001
>l-l-look we have a m-mall
how much more of a meme can you be
>>68914840
If you go west, go to BC, but even then its full of chinks
last three digits is how many points pulju and mcjesus combine for next season
>>68915304
Why would I ever go to Canada in not a cuck
>>68915133
Jesse Poooopooooopoeeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeee
>>68914757
what happens if you are going too slow and get stuck in the purple slide?
>its another west canadia being jelly of toronto and ontario episode
give it up lads, we're the most important part of the country
>>68915225
Pic? Sounds gud
>>68915304
>l-l-look we have sweaty haitians and shit air quality
toronto should be nuked, the leafs suck dick
pic related is the best part of the country to visit
>>68915421
they send down a wave of sulfuric acid and dissolve you right there
New thread when?
>>68914480
"And after 22 beers... RAYMOND BORQUE! "
>>68915448
this is objectively true. east cucknada > west cucknada
>>68915448
Ontario sucks
>>68915421
It's not really possible. The first part is such a sheer drop, there's no way to stop yourself. But if you look, the only place you could maybe get stuck has a platform and stairs to it, just in case.
>>68915532
Skip to 1:00 for the waterpark parts
https://youtu.be/TLKB3FFaleY
I liked it better when all the laffs fans were gone due to their team suffering yet another hilarious collapse after a failed "rebuild" oh well i guess I only have to wait another 2 years
>>68915585
good one leaf
>>68915542
who hurt you anon?
did someone from ontario cuck you?
whatscansda
>>68915225
Ah, toilet. Makes sense. The biggest toilet in Canada and it's in Edmonton.
I wonder if the Oilers are going there this summer.
ray bourque got wasted after the bruins reached at 29 and failed to trade for a D and crashed into 2 cars
>>68915576
>okanagan to calgary
Should stop just before calgary lad.
Also Vancouver Island is nice
>>68915675
theyll all be gone by the end of october when its clear matthews is nothing special and the team is in last place
do you guys have any based gas stations up there?
with badass food and cool shit
>>68915658
Fucking hell that looks fun
We have nothing like that here t. Gatineau
>>68915738
Not that guy, but a different Alberta anon. We're tired of keeping this country in the black, while you people do your best to get us in the red.
>>68915804
pic related
>>68910221
>>68909959
>not believing in the Nurse, Klefbom, Oesterle and Davidson memes
>>68915804
Can only speak for QC but there are things called casse-croûte which are like little roadside snack bars. Greasy spoons essentially. They can be pretty good and give you a solid picture of what rural QC is like
>>68916035
I dont believe in any of those as a top pairing dman. Oilers should really just offer sheet Jones and trade Yak and Nuge for another dman.
>>68916159
I bet those are tasty as fuck
I live pretty close to Thunder Bay but have never gone over there before; wonder if there are any cool places out there
>>68904993
It was 28 to be more specific
>>68916336
As I say they can be pretty good. I lived in Montreal for like 10 years but never made it out west. I bet it's beautiful. Rural QC is pretty fucking beautiful too though, I really miss driving up the 15 and just seeing all that forest
I FUCKENG LOVE MEMES SO DAMN MUCH
>>68916487
I was driving through rural Wisconsin yesterday it was really nice
>>68916855
I live in the south now and it's pretty too but in a totally different way.
>>68916928
are there a lot of lakes?
>>68916971
I'm right by the ocean so not really
>tfw i miss lakes
>>68916487
C O M F Y
>>68917039
block from Lake Superior kinda hoping there's a cold front tonight
can't deny that the 20 dollar a month electricity bills are fucking amazing up here.....used to be 120 a month in TX
>>68917159
>driving up to the lake house with a fully packed car
>knowing your going to spend a week doing nothing but drinking beer, grilling shit, and driving boats
Literally max comfy
>>68916487
gaspesie is beautiful, but couldnt live there because jhaie les quebecois de souche. But the people are nice, just wouldnt want to live there
>>68917295
Laurentides all day my man
I had a French Canadian patient once
he didn't give a fuck about walking around naked; thought that was kinda weird
and when my French speaking friend asked him if he lived in Montreal (fuck if I know anything about Quebec, sorry in advance) he threw a huge fit and his family was like "WE DO NOT LIVE IN THAT SHITHOLE"
>>68917408
kek the hate Montreal gets from all the rural yokels is hilarious
>>68917258
must be nice how's the weather?
>>68917663
There can be heat waves where it goes up to 40C ~100F, but most of the time summer in QC is absolutely beautiful, think mid 80sF. It can get fairly cold at night up province though.
>>68917408
Nobody in Quebec likes Montreal because it's full of niggers and half the city refuses to speak French.
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