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>>68915691
first for canes
>>68915691
Why would I ever go to Canada I don't plan of ever being a cuck
>>68915758
then why did you vote in a black president twice?
>rags
>>68915831
>implying I voted for him
Do you think I'm retarded?
>suck shit the entire year
Aite. At least we got picks out of it.
>trade picks for busts
Ehh. At least we have 5th overall.
>draft a bust with 5th overall
Fuck! At least we still have a couple of late round picks. Maybe some steals there?
>draft midget players NO-ONE ranks
DOUBLE FUCK!
Rate your team's draft
>oilers
>A+ first round
>B second through seventh
>>68915861
Well yes, and so does everyone else
jesse puljujärvi is an edmonton oiler and will play on the same line as connor mcdavid
>>68915902
juolevi is very good.
>>68915245
what is the best agency in montreal?
>>68915902
accept your fate and post that gook ass kippers
>Edmonton offer sheets Jones
>Columbus literally burns to the ground
>>68915902
Jewlevy actually looks good though, should be a solid top pairing dman
>>68915958
>not even a point per game on the memedon knights
"no"
>>68915902
pls post butt
>>68915935
>mfw
>>68916053
NO PLEASE NO NO NO
>yfwswtc
>>68916248
>s
>po
>>68915902
You aren't a girl
>>68916248
Not as long as there is >Finnish goaltending.
>>68916248
STUPID
SEXY
SEGUIN
>>68916248
>GM fine with rotating Finnish goalers
nah
never trust a finn
>>68916053
My heart can't take anymore losses by the jackets I might kill my self
>>68916053
>>68916183
>>68916053
The problem is a team can be 10% over the cap during the offseason so they aren't as fucked as we would hope
>he already busted once he couldn't possibly again right
>>68916409
>finnish management
it sucks to be a Columbus fan
>mfw McDavid no longer on suicide watch
>>68915691
I FUCKENG LOVE MEMES SO DAMN MUCH
>>68916673
It's real torture 2bhwy.
>>68916673
We have seen plenty of evidence of this. The jury has reached a verdict. It is the verdict of this court that the Columbus Blue Jackets franchise shall be relocated to Quebec City.
>>68916753
And I'm a Cleveland fan too kill me famalam I can't watch another playoff less season for the jackets
>>68916771
PLEASE NO
Then I will have no home town team to root for
>>68916831
I empathize with you but meme law is meme law and that is the ruling of this court.
>>68915927
>laffs
1st round: Matthews
Afterward: liked the Grundstrom and Brooks picks. Russian picks ok too. The rest was pretty retarded.
>>68916081
you are dumb
>>68916794
At least the Monsters won lol.
>>68916888
I love hockey too much If the jackets get relocated I will burn the city of Columbus and hang myself
>>68916745
Good post
At least I still have the Canes lol.
who got memed harder this draft?
>blowjackets taking a qmjhl stat padder third and getting robbed by the fucking leafs
>rags drafting sean 'fucking' day with their first pick
>Big guy RHD defenceman from Sweden
best pick in Oilers draft.
>>68916794
Lmao suck it up. Go 7 years without playoffs and then tell me you have it bad
>>68916945
You can always cheer for the Pens :^)
how the fuck did holland get that return for a fucking dead contract
>>68916974
I'm a Cleveland Browns fan 15 years mate
And the jackets have only gone to two playoff series
>>68916980
Fucking die
>>68916972
Aribona's kid GM getting fleeced by the Wongs was funny.
>>68916972
Sean Day is the worst pick in the entire draft
>>68916951
bad player
>>68917010
>I'm a Cleveland Browns fan 15 years mate
Top fucking kek you put this on yourself. At least the Cavs won this year
>>68917023
>rags
>>68916993
>young management
>>68916973
I was excited to get him before the draft too.
>>68917023
yeah he's mentally ill>>68917047
>>68917100
Biggest bust ever, can't believe he was ever granted exceptional status
>>68916993
It helps Arizona reach the cap floor without spending actual dollars.
>>68916951
ITS NOT FUXKING FAIR
>>68917047
hes actually really good, youll see soon enough when him and mcdavid embarass the sedin sisters on home ice
>>68917184
This, it's a pretty good deal for ARZ
The contract will be over by the time they have to sign all their pieces anyways
>>68917100
>fat
>pedophile facial hair
jesus
he really let himself go
guess he really did become a heavy drinker
>>68917199
Why wasn't jarmo smart enough to draft him
>>68917204
there's plenty of embarrassment
>>68917100
>im down to only 17% body fat now
he probably works out and eats good every single day too, genetics really fucked him in the arse
>>68917259
Literally an illegal hit
>>68916053
>>68916523
Even Seth's mom thinks he should be paid big bucks ;^)
>>68917289
Literally assblasted.
>12 Swedish defencemen selected in the draft
solid investments
>>68917277
High Test is both a blessing and a curse
>ekblad already starting to bald
>born, grew up, and lived in Pittsburgh 23 years of my life
>moved to Columbus a month ago
>celebrate >my team winning the Stanley Cup
>decide to adopt the Blue Jackets as my second team
>the last 24 hours happens
How do you deal with it Blue Jackets fans?
>>68917327
WHY CANT THE JACKETS DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>>68917100
Well, he certainly looks... "exceptional"
>>68917327
>has link about Ekblad
Ekblad has fucked Seth Jones' mom
>>68917327
too bad holmgren isnt around to produce elder god meme offer sheets
>>68916973
Redpill me on the big guy
>>68917351
The reason you can't find any Blue Jackets fans is because they drank themselves to death.
>>68917100
>kessel v2: electric boogaloo
>>68917351
We can't suicide is a real option here and is very much accepted
Also how can you make the jackets your second team WHEN YOUR TEAM IS THE PENGS
ITS A FUCKING JOKE
>>68916753
>>68916794
You guys are cute.
>>68917327
Wait, is that Ekblad's mom or Jones's mom?
Jones is black.
>>68917327
Which NHL players do you think she's fucked? Simmonds has got to be one.
![filip_berglund_skelleftea[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KD5PDJO.jpg "filip_berglund_skelleftea[1].jpg")
>>68917402
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CAGE
>>68917461
Peekay for sure
>>68917455
I'm a Bolts fan lol. I'm just commenting on their struggles.
>>68917460
>>68917460
jones' mom, his dad is a basketball player or something and shes obviously a golddigging whore
>>68917460
She cucked her husband
>>68917492
Related to Patrik Berglund?
>>68917540
It's kind of funny to me how most of the black players in the league are mixed, it's like we have to slowly transition before we can have full nigs playing hackey
>>68917540
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>68917587
full nigs cant
>>68917587
nurse and jones, who else?
>>68916993
>based ken literally memes the memest GM in the league
Fucking based ken, phoenix should have gotten much more topkek
>>68917100
> one NHL scout told the Daily News that the Belgium-born, Canadian blue liner is a “first-round talent” who “skates like Paul Coffey” and “could be a star.”
>>68917656
that rangers's black
he might've been traded, not sure
>>68917447
It's simple, I cheer for each individually. When the Penguins play the Jackets I cheer for the Penguins.
>>68917675
yeah maybe 2 years ago when he was promising. Now he just reeks of a fat failure bust. There's a reason he dropped from a possible top five pick to where the rags picked him.
>>68917719
K
I really hope they do well this season too because it think it's coming down to the edge for them
If they don't win next year it think it might be over for hockey in Columbus
>>68917402
I've never watched him play since he hasn't played much in the SHL yet. But from what I can gather:
Led the Super Elit in points. Great in power play. Got a contract with the senior team in the SHLm Skellefteå, which will have a lot of their players going to the NHL next season meaning Berglund will get a lot of ice time
>>68917693
duclair is full black, no white in that nigga beside his teeth
/nfl/ is meme stealing again
>>68917771
Maybe Columbus can relocate to Jacksonville lol.
>>68916053
>>68916523
>>68917327
>>68917398
Here's the plan
>offersheet Harrington at $1.2M for one year
>BJs match because no compensation and they just traded Rychel for him
>offersheet Jones at $28M over 5 years for 1st/3rd compensation
>BJs now need to clear $0.6M in salary in a week
>would only have 12 forwards, 7 defence and 2 goalies on roster at this point
>>68917656
Iggy, Fuhr.
>>68917776
>>68917814
Thank you friend. I will keep you redpilled on his rookie camp and pre-season showings.
>>68917812
No please I need a hockey team to cheer for
Wayne Simmonds fucking Jones' mom: BFA4F56
>>68917835
All they need to do is get rid of clarkson and hartnell
>>68917771
It's really painful to watch. I hope I can at least go to some cheap games this year.
>>68917656
Buff
>>68917653
Simmonds is full nig and as much as I hate the floyers he's a good hockey player
>>68917924
>all the need to do is move 2 boat anchor contracts that no one wants
>>68917890
i nutted
>>68917656
JT Brown, Ryan Reaves, Stewart brothers, Byfuglien
interesting fact about all of these half breeds is that their fathers all played sports other than hockey, what is it about hockey that attracts privileged kids away from other sports?
>>68918041
fat lazy goons. gorilla men
>>68918094
The cost to play can be pretty high.
dubs and Stamkos stays
>>68918025
> not trading them to the khl
When does free agency open up?
>>68916053
>Edmonton offersheet Jones
>successfully sign him
>Edmonton still finishes in last
>1st and 2nd overall in the 2017 draft belongs to the Columbus Blue Jackets
>>68918247
Tomorrow
>>68918247
jewly 1
>Finnish GMing
>>68918249
That would be glorious
>>68918249
>cuckalinen drafts 2 busts anyway
>>68918249
>lose all three lotteries and fall to 4th/5th
>>68917327
Columbus on suicide watch
>>68918392
Is that even possible?
How many boats do you own /hoc/?
>tfw three
What did he mean by this?
>>68918478
1
But we have 2 motorcycles and 4 cars
>>68918478
>Seanposting during comfy hours
No, stop.
>>68918451
Technically yes. In terms of odds, double yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXQGrFY5fw0
>>68918478
I have these upboats, check 'em
>>68918504
Nice what kinda boat?
>>68918506
Not sean, honestly wondering what /hoc/s boat situation is like
>>68918540
ebin
>tfw I'm projected to be a top 10 draft pick next year
I play for the winter hawks
>>68918490
he really hates UCLA
>>68918557
if you're someone that isnt pulju, no one cares
>>68918478
If canoes count, 3. If not, 2.
>>68918557
everyone next year is a bust
>>68918595
I'm the top scorer On the winter hawks mate
>>68918554
Larson run about. Nothing fancy, 15/16'
>>68918596
Shit forgot about canoes, should we count them? If we are I now have 4 boats
>>68917100
>>68918557
why arent you out fucking snow bunny puss
FINLANDTON OILERS
>>68918634
I was before I got AIDS
>>68918617
Solid boat, horsepower on your engine?
>Tfw sitting on the toilet browsing draft news and memes on /hoc/
>>68918612
You're drafted already then
>>68918557
Scott Reedy detected
>>68918618
Well you don't need a license to use one so maybe not. I have a large and small fishing boat. Nothing too fancy, and my whole family shares them.
Now that Bulju isn't going to Lumbus, who are Finns bandwagoning hardest next season?
Florida?
Carolina?
Jets?
Edmonton?
>>68918644
>6'1"
>6'1"
>5'11"
What can you guys tell me about Chicago's picks?
I've heard manlet thrown around a lot but I tend to not do much draft-prep.
>>68918644
>new Kurri
>new Tikanen
> new 3rd Finn I'm forgetting about
>>68918658
Like 130-150 I think
>>68918702
Yeah I'm leaning towards not including them because of the license and not having an engine. Which kinda sucks because canoes are fucking awesome
>>68918644
Three Fins in one draft. Combine that with the existing two Fins already on the roster, and the recently signed FA Fin as well. What is this madness? Is it really that hard to convince players to stay/come to Edmonton that they need to draft hometown players or players from shithole depressing countries?
Also
>no trades
>>68918795
is that his sister or his gf
>>68918919
Both
>>68918790
DeBrincat is a mega-manlet. 5'7". No one else would be on /hoc/'s radar and only 2 of them were in Bob McKenzie's consensus list of the top 80. The goalie is training in Finland so you can expect a bust. The Danish winger seems like a good pick based on some math
>>68918954
hot
>>68918790
Your first pick was the archetypal boom/bust pick. DeBrincat scored 50 goals in the OHL this year. Only problem is he is 5'7, a height that barely any successful NHLers have been. you're hoping for him to be closer to Gaudreau than to Gerbe
>>68918706
They should jump on the Oilers resurgence train. They're basically team Finland and McDavid now. But Laine is probably going to tear it up next season so they will most likely follow the Jets.
Did the Bruins pick anyone good or did they fuck it up again?
>>68918790
>asking for draft opinions here
Nigger the autists here barely watch NHL forget about junior
>>68918790
Why does it matter? They will just be traded as soon as they get good.
>>68918975
>DeBrincat
Still mad that >our pick turned into that and >we got fucking Shaw who will demand like 3.5 for 5 years conditional on getting a sundae at mcdick's named after him
>>68918998
Their top pick had a tweet that said "I HATE THE BRUINS" so there's that
>>68918998
mcavoy, lindgren, and steen are good
>>68918998
Well for starters their first pick was a guy who tweeted that he hates them (in 2013)
>>68918791
Pulju
>new Kurri
Niemelainen
>new whatever Finnish dman played back then
Rasanen
>new Pavelski, if he played for the Oiler dynasty team and was Finnish
>>68919061
he was a 15 year old rangers fan and the bruins had just eliminated them. duuurrrrrrr
>>68919041
Could be worse. The >laffs gave up the pick that became Saad
>>68919041
Habs still did decent to nab Bitten and Mete (though Mete is not far from being a meme player).
>>68918968
Preciate it.
>>68918975
>50 goals
So naturally Q will never play him.
>>68919019
Exactly, so I want to know about the guys who will be with the Hawks for the next 3-4 years.
>>68919085
Hasb work wonders with manlets though, it could have been great
FINLAND I NEED YOU
IS JUOLEVI GOING TO BE GOOD
OR SHOULD I JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>68918998
Top pick is likely to hold out and sign somewhere else.
>>68919010
You'd have to be an autist to watch junior hockey and not be a scout that gets paid to do so.
>>68919118
I am actually very happy with Bitten 2bh, if he makes it that kid will be fucking money in the shootout. Jury's still out on Mete
>>68919136
both
>>68918795
Is he a pedo
>>68918644
>5 Finnish forwards
>1 Finnish defender
>1 Finnish goaltender
With Finns you _________
>>68919136
A solid puck moving #3 in about 4-5 years
>>68919085
They also gave up the pick that became Seguin. And also gave up Rask for Rycroft. All over, the Laffs are just bad when it comes to trades and draft day.
>>68919175
Put them in the Binn
>>68915934
COMPLETELY
FUCKING
DESTROYED
>>68919164
k THANKS
>>68919179
JUST
still glad we didnt pick tkabust though
>>68919136
I'm a Knights fan so I watched him a lot. You should kill yourself
Only good draft eligible Knights: tkachuk mete and parsons
>>68919185
Don't forget Couture for Toskala
>>68918919
>or
>>68916745
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Pulju went to the Oilers?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68919202
Shut up grease
Your economy is gone how do you have a computer
>>68919202
Did you watch the Draft
>>68919214
tkachuk cant skate and is a massive fucking bust
Who had the worse draft, 2016 Blue Jackets or 2015 Bruins?
>>68919252
probably the bruins, we'll have to wait and see
>>68919121
Oh yeah, he's not a Q player at all. Has a tendency to want to do it all on his own in games when trailing or tied. Doesn't have the skating you'd like to see from a Manlet either which makes it harder for him to cover his ass when he dipsy doodles the puck to the other team
If picking Day is the dumbest thing >we do this offseason I'll be ok with it
>>68919252
bruins
you cannot top the absolute madman
>>68919214
>bustkachuk
>>68919252
2015 Bruins. Dubois could still turn into an elite player while the >ruins whiffed on three straight picks
You know if this all works out you're all going to feel foolish.
You know you got a good pick when the guy survives a fucking meteor
>>68919285
I hope it works out but the cap space is awful need to move a lot of people
>>68919240
no
ergo>>68919226
it's gonna be a long season.
>>68919226
It is the greatest day in hockey history.
They're going to have to rename the franchise to the Edmonton Memers with the amount that's about to be generated.
>>68919242
Aww is coilers fag butthurt because he's a flame now? Gonna be hilarious to watch you ruin McDavids prime while we run train on you without any first overall picks
>>68919333
bustkachuk has always been unworthy of the top 5
>>68919333
oh shit trips of truth
>>68919328
Does Edmonton even have defense players at this point??
>>68919333
Everyone knows he is trash, so glad we didn't pick him. He will never be able to skate at the nhl level.
>>68919312
Agreed, way too many bad contracts at the moment. Moving Hartnell would be a good start, I heard something about possibly buying out Tyutin but I don't know how accurate that is, Columbus needs Las Vegas to save them from Clarkson but I doubt that will happen.
![r3w570o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oYViaYo.jpg "r3w570o[1].jpg")
What did he mean by this?
>>68919370
>>68919391
Dedmonton fans are just as dumb as their management aren't they?
The funny thing is even after you had McDavids and poopjarvi fall into your laps the Flames are still a significantly better team
>>68919382
>shhhhhhhhh no defense now only memes
>>68919446
Fucking Lucas johansen
>>68919333
Tkachuk = next Rene Bourque
You've been duped
>>68919450
Im not even an oilers fan, tkachuk is just a fucking bust m8
he skates like his dad
>>68918795
any more pics of his sister?
>>68919450
>MUH REBUILD COMPLETE
>MUH BEST DEFENCE IN THE LEAGUE
>finish last in goals against and miss the playoffs
>>68919435
The khl will also save us
Tyutin needs to go for sure so does cambell
Feels good to talk to a jacket bro instead of all these edmemeton faggots
>>68919506
The jackets need to drop him
>>68919382
Defense is to Edmonton as what paying debts is to Greece.
>>68919530
>finish last in goals for>>68919544
>>68919506
>l-look a-at m-me I k-know p-prospects guys I swear
>b-bad s-skater xD
It's gonna be fucking hilarious when you waste the entire prime of a generational talent while the Flames beat you every year without any first overall picks
Epic :Dddddddddd
>>68919435
And they just gave away Rychel for a bottom 6 dman.
>this assravaged flamer
RARE
A
R
E
tkachuk will score 30 goals in the nhl several times.
>>68919583
Rychel is a cuck
He Won't do anything for Toronto
we got a solid defenseman for out bottom line to play with savard
>>68919533
I know there's only a few Jacketsbros on this board but it is nice running into one. As long as they can clear enough cap space to sign Jones I'll feel good heading into the season.
I don't think you need to worry about Borque anymore, isn't he an UFA now?
>>68919530
>hurrrr McDavid is the best player in the league he'll get us to the playoffs xD
Your pathetic franchise won't make the playoffs for his entire ELC if not longer lmao
Can any other Canadians watch the CFL?
>>68919110
DOES EDMONTON EVEN HAVE A GOALIE RIGHT NOW?
>>68916326
>>68916248
How the hell did Niemi win the cup?
>>68919583
I'm not too worried about losing Rychel. He wanted out for a while now. With Bjork and Milano coming up in the future I feel better about not having Rychel.
Nill is UNIRONICALLY okay with this situation
>texas
DOES GREASE EVEN HAVE AN ECONOMY RIGHT NOW?
>>68919618
One more year
>>68919600
>even amerilards have greater hockey knowledge than dedmonton
Kek
>Sabres fans will never EVER recover
>>68919645
He had the best team in well over a decade in front of him.
>>68919678
you think you 're funny? do other people reflect your sense of humour you rightwing scumfuck?
>>68919645
Chicago was fucking stacked that year.
>kane
>ladd
>byfuglien
>toews
>keith
>hossa
>seabrook
>campbell
>hjalmarsson
>brouwer
>sharp
>versteeg
Probably the weakest draft since 1999 IMO
Outside of the top five it is all a bunch of lanklets and busts
should i get a tranny escort or no
>>68919723
They still have anisimov
>>68919730
>1999 draft
Now that was a real disaster
>>68919583
Harrington is a 7 at best but I'm not seeing anything too special in Rychel either. depth forward who bounces around teams most likely
