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goofy ass nougat edition
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>>68915691
first for canes
>>68915691
Why would I ever go to Canada I don't plan of ever being a cuck
>>68915758
then why did you vote in a black president twice?
>rags
>>68915831
>implying I voted for him
Do you think I'm retarded?
>suck shit the entire year
Aite. At least we got picks out of it.
>trade picks for busts
Ehh. At least we have 5th overall.
>draft a bust with 5th overall
Fuck! At least we still have a couple of late round picks. Maybe some steals there?
>draft midget players NO-ONE ranks
DOUBLE FUCK!
Rate your team's draft
>oilers
>A+ first round
>B second through seventh
>>68915861
Well yes, and so does everyone else
jesse puljujärvi is an edmonton oiler and will play on the same line as connor mcdavid
>>68915902
juolevi is very good.
>>68915245
what is the best agency in montreal?
>>68915902
accept your fate and post that gook ass kippers
>Edmonton offer sheets Jones
>Columbus literally burns to the ground
>>68915902
Jewlevy actually looks good though, should be a solid top pairing dman
>>68915958
>not even a point per game on the memedon knights
"no"
>>68915902
pls post butt
>>68916053
NO PLEASE NO NO NO
>yfwswtc
>>68916248
>s
>po
>>68915902
You aren't a girl
>>68916248
Not as long as there is >Finnish goaltending.
>>68916248
STUPID
SEXY
SEGUIN
>>68916248
>GM fine with rotating Finnish goalers
nah
never trust a finn
>>68916053
My heart can't take anymore losses by the jackets I might kill my self
>>68916053
The problem is a team can be 10% over the cap during the offseason so they aren't as fucked as we would hope
>he already busted once he couldn't possibly again right
>>68916409
>finnish management
it sucks to be a Columbus fan
>mfw McDavid no longer on suicide watch
>>68915691
I FUCKENG LOVE MEMES SO DAMN MUCH
>>68916673
It's real torture 2bhwy.
>>68916673
We have seen plenty of evidence of this. The jury has reached a verdict. It is the verdict of this court that the Columbus Blue Jackets franchise shall be relocated to Quebec City.
>>68916753
And I'm a Cleveland fan too kill me famalam I can't watch another playoff less season for the jackets
>>68916771
PLEASE NO
Then I will have no home town team to root for
>>68916831
I empathize with you but meme law is meme law and that is the ruling of this court.
>>68915927
>laffs
1st round: Matthews
Afterward: liked the Grundstrom and Brooks picks. Russian picks ok too. The rest was pretty retarded.
>>68916081
you are dumb
>>68916794
At least the Monsters won lol.
>>68916888
I love hockey too much If the jackets get relocated I will burn the city of Columbus and hang myself
>>68916745
Good post
At least I still have the Canes lol.
who got memed harder this draft?
>blowjackets taking a qmjhl stat padder third and getting robbed by the fucking leafs
>rags drafting sean 'fucking' day with their first pick
>Big guy RHD defenceman from Sweden
best pick in Oilers draft.
>>68916794
Lmao suck it up. Go 7 years without playoffs and then tell me you have it bad
>>68916945
You can always cheer for the Pens :^)
how the fuck did holland get that return for a fucking dead contract
>>68916974
I'm a Cleveland Browns fan 15 years mate
And the jackets have only gone to two playoff series
>>68916980
Fucking die
>>68916972
Aribona's kid GM getting fleeced by the Wongs was funny.
>>68916972
Sean Day is the worst pick in the entire draft
>>68916951
bad player
>>68917010
>I'm a Cleveland Browns fan 15 years mate
Top fucking kek you put this on yourself. At least the Cavs won this year
>>68916993
>young management
>>68916973
I was excited to get him before the draft too.
>>68917023
yeah he's mentally ill>>68917047
>>68917100
Biggest bust ever, can't believe he was ever granted exceptional status
>>68916993
It helps Arizona reach the cap floor without spending actual dollars.
>>68916951
ITS NOT FUXKING FAIR
>>68917047
hes actually really good, youll see soon enough when him and mcdavid embarass the sedin sisters on home ice
>>68917184
This, it's a pretty good deal for ARZ
The contract will be over by the time they have to sign all their pieces anyways
>>68917100
>fat
>pedophile facial hair
jesus
he really let himself go
guess he really did become a heavy drinker
>>68917199
Why wasn't jarmo smart enough to draft him
>>68917204
there's plenty of embarrassment
>>68917100
>im down to only 17% body fat now
he probably works out and eats good every single day too, genetics really fucked him in the arse
>>68917259
Literally an illegal hit
>>68916053
>>68916523
Even Seth's mom thinks he should be paid big bucks ;^)
>>68917289
Literally assblasted.
>12 Swedish defencemen selected in the draft
solid investments
>>68917277
High Test is both a blessing and a curse
>ekblad already starting to bald
>born, grew up, and lived in Pittsburgh 23 years of my life
>moved to Columbus a month ago
>celebrate >my team winning the Stanley Cup
>decide to adopt the Blue Jackets as my second team
>the last 24 hours happens
How do you deal with it Blue Jackets fans?
>>68917327
WHY CANT THE JACKETS DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>>68917100
Well, he certainly looks... "exceptional"
>>68917327
>has link about Ekblad
Ekblad has fucked Seth Jones' mom
>>68917327
too bad holmgren isnt around to produce elder god meme offer sheets
>>68916973
Redpill me on the big guy
>>68917351
The reason you can't find any Blue Jackets fans is because they drank themselves to death.
>>68917100
>kessel v2: electric boogaloo
>>68917351
We can't suicide is a real option here and is very much accepted
Also how can you make the jackets your second team WHEN YOUR TEAM IS THE PENGS
ITS A FUCKING JOKE
>>68916753
>>68916794
You guys are cute.
>>68917327
Wait, is that Ekblad's mom or Jones's mom?
Jones is black.
>>68917327
Which NHL players do you think she's fucked? Simmonds has got to be one.
>>68917402
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CAGE
>>68917461
Peekay for sure
>>68917455
I'm a Bolts fan lol. I'm just commenting on their struggles.
>>68917460
jones' mom, his dad is a basketball player or something and shes obviously a golddigging whore
>>68917460
She cucked her husband
>>68917492
Related to Patrik Berglund?
>>68917540
It's kind of funny to me how most of the black players in the league are mixed, it's like we have to slowly transition before we can have full nigs playing hackey
>>68917540
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>68917587
full nigs cant
>>68917587
nurse and jones, who else?
>>68916993
>based ken literally memes the memest GM in the league
Fucking based ken, phoenix should have gotten much more topkek
>>68917100
> one NHL scout told the Daily News that the Belgium-born, Canadian blue liner is a “first-round talent” who “skates like Paul Coffey” and “could be a star.”
>>68917656
that rangers's black
he might've been traded, not sure
>>68917447
It's simple, I cheer for each individually. When the Penguins play the Jackets I cheer for the Penguins.
>>68917675
yeah maybe 2 years ago when he was promising. Now he just reeks of a fat failure bust. There's a reason he dropped from a possible top five pick to where the rags picked him.
>>68917719
K
I really hope they do well this season too because it think it's coming down to the edge for them
If they don't win next year it think it might be over for hockey in Columbus
>>68917402
I've never watched him play since he hasn't played much in the SHL yet. But from what I can gather:
Led the Super Elit in points. Great in power play. Got a contract with the senior team in the SHLm Skellefteå, which will have a lot of their players going to the NHL next season meaning Berglund will get a lot of ice time
>>68917693
duclair is full black, no white in that nigga beside his teeth
/nfl/ is meme stealing again
>>68917771
Maybe Columbus can relocate to Jacksonville lol.
>>68916053
>>68916523
>>68917327
>>68917398
Here's the plan
>offersheet Harrington at $1.2M for one year
>BJs match because no compensation and they just traded Rychel for him
>offersheet Jones at $28M over 5 years for 1st/3rd compensation
>BJs now need to clear $0.6M in salary in a week
>would only have 12 forwards, 7 defence and 2 goalies on roster at this point
>>68917656
Iggy, Fuhr.
>>68917776
>>68917814
Thank you friend. I will keep you redpilled on his rookie camp and pre-season showings.
>>68917812
No please I need a hockey team to cheer for
Wayne Simmonds fucking Jones' mom: BFA4F56
>>68917835
All they need to do is get rid of clarkson and hartnell
>>68917771
It's really painful to watch. I hope I can at least go to some cheap games this year.
>>68917656
Buff
>>68917653
Simmonds is full nig and as much as I hate the floyers he's a good hockey player
>>68917924
>all the need to do is move 2 boat anchor contracts that no one wants
>>68917890
i nutted
>>68917656
JT Brown, Ryan Reaves, Stewart brothers, Byfuglien
interesting fact about all of these half breeds is that their fathers all played sports other than hockey, what is it about hockey that attracts privileged kids away from other sports?
>>68918041
fat lazy goons. gorilla men
>>68918094
The cost to play can be pretty high.
dubs and Stamkos stays
>>68918025
> not trading them to the khl
When does free agency open up?
>>68916053
>Edmonton offersheet Jones
>successfully sign him
>Edmonton still finishes in last
>1st and 2nd overall in the 2017 draft belongs to the Columbus Blue Jackets
>>68918247
Tomorrow
>>68918247
jewly 1
>Finnish GMing
>>68918249
That would be glorious
>>68918249
>cuckalinen drafts 2 busts anyway
>>68918249
>lose all three lotteries and fall to 4th/5th
>>68917327
Columbus on suicide watch
>>68918392
Is that even possible?
How many boats do you own /hoc/?
>tfw three
What did he mean by this?
>>68918478
1
But we have 2 motorcycles and 4 cars
>>68918478
>Seanposting during comfy hours
No, stop.
>>68918451
Technically yes. In terms of odds, double yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXQGrFY5fw0
>>68918478
I have these upboats, check 'em
>>68918504
Nice what kinda boat?
>>68918506
Not sean, honestly wondering what /hoc/s boat situation is like
>>68918540
ebin
>tfw I'm projected to be a top 10 draft pick next year
I play for the winter hawks
>>68918490
he really hates UCLA
>>68918557
if you're someone that isnt pulju, no one cares
>>68918478
If canoes count, 3. If not, 2.
>>68918557
everyone next year is a bust
>>68918595
I'm the top scorer On the winter hawks mate
>>68918554
Larson run about. Nothing fancy, 15/16'
>>68918596
Shit forgot about canoes, should we count them? If we are I now have 4 boats
>>68918557
why arent you out fucking snow bunny puss
FINLANDTON OILERS
>>68918634
I was before I got AIDS
>>68918617
Solid boat, horsepower on your engine?
>Tfw sitting on the toilet browsing draft news and memes on /hoc/
>>68918612
You're drafted already then
>>68918557
Scott Reedy detected
>>68918618
Well you don't need a license to use one so maybe not. I have a large and small fishing boat. Nothing too fancy, and my whole family shares them.
Now that Bulju isn't going to Lumbus, who are Finns bandwagoning hardest next season?
Florida?
Carolina?
Jets?
Edmonton?
>>68918644
>6'1"
>6'1"
>5'11"
What can you guys tell me about Chicago's picks?
I've heard manlet thrown around a lot but I tend to not do much draft-prep.
>>68918644
>new Kurri
>new Tikanen
> new 3rd Finn I'm forgetting about
>>68918658
Like 130-150 I think
>>68918702
Yeah I'm leaning towards not including them because of the license and not having an engine. Which kinda sucks because canoes are fucking awesome
>>68918644
Three Fins in one draft. Combine that with the existing two Fins already on the roster, and the recently signed FA Fin as well. What is this madness? Is it really that hard to convince players to stay/come to Edmonton that they need to draft hometown players or players from shithole depressing countries?
Also
>no trades
>>68918795
is that his sister or his gf
>>68918919
Both
>>68918790
DeBrincat is a mega-manlet. 5'7". No one else would be on /hoc/'s radar and only 2 of them were in Bob McKenzie's consensus list of the top 80. The goalie is training in Finland so you can expect a bust. The Danish winger seems like a good pick based on some math
>>68918954
hot
>>68918790
Your first pick was the archetypal boom/bust pick. DeBrincat scored 50 goals in the OHL this year. Only problem is he is 5'7, a height that barely any successful NHLers have been. you're hoping for him to be closer to Gaudreau than to Gerbe
>>68918706
They should jump on the Oilers resurgence train. They're basically team Finland and McDavid now. But Laine is probably going to tear it up next season so they will most likely follow the Jets.
Did the Bruins pick anyone good or did they fuck it up again?
>>68918790
>asking for draft opinions here
Nigger the autists here barely watch NHL forget about junior
>>68918790
Why does it matter? They will just be traded as soon as they get good.
>>68918975
>DeBrincat
Still mad that >our pick turned into that and >we got fucking Shaw who will demand like 3.5 for 5 years conditional on getting a sundae at mcdick's named after him
>>68918998
Their top pick had a tweet that said "I HATE THE BRUINS" so there's that
>>68918998
mcavoy, lindgren, and steen are good
>>68918998
Well for starters their first pick was a guy who tweeted that he hates them (in 2013)
>>68918791
Pulju
>new Kurri
Niemelainen
>new whatever Finnish dman played back then
Rasanen
>new Pavelski, if he played for the Oiler dynasty team and was Finnish
>>68919061
he was a 15 year old rangers fan and the bruins had just eliminated them. duuurrrrrrr
>>68919041
Could be worse. The >laffs gave up the pick that became Saad
>>68919041
Habs still did decent to nab Bitten and Mete (though Mete is not far from being a meme player).
>>68918968
Preciate it.
>>68918975
>50 goals
So naturally Q will never play him.
>>68919019
Exactly, so I want to know about the guys who will be with the Hawks for the next 3-4 years.
>>68919085
Hasb work wonders with manlets though, it could have been great
FINLAND I NEED YOU
IS JUOLEVI GOING TO BE GOOD
OR SHOULD I JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>68918998
Top pick is likely to hold out and sign somewhere else.
>>68919010
You'd have to be an autist to watch junior hockey and not be a scout that gets paid to do so.
>>68919118
I am actually very happy with Bitten 2bh, if he makes it that kid will be fucking money in the shootout. Jury's still out on Mete
>>68919136
both
>>68918795
Is he a pedo
>>68918644
>5 Finnish forwards
>1 Finnish defender
>1 Finnish goaltender
With Finns you _________
>>68919136
A solid puck moving #3 in about 4-5 years
>>68919085
They also gave up the pick that became Seguin. And also gave up Rask for Rycroft. All over, the Laffs are just bad when it comes to trades and draft day.
>>68919175
Put them in the Binn
>>68915934
COMPLETELY
FUCKING
DESTROYED
>>68919164
k THANKS
>>68919179
JUST
still glad we didnt pick tkabust though
>>68919136
I'm a Knights fan so I watched him a lot. You should kill yourself
Only good draft eligible Knights: tkachuk mete and parsons
>>68919185
Don't forget Couture for Toskala
>>68918919
>or
>>68916745
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Pulju went to the Oilers?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68919202
Shut up grease
Your economy is gone how do you have a computer
>>68919202
Did you watch the Draft
>>68919214
tkachuk cant skate and is a massive fucking bust
Who had the worse draft, 2016 Blue Jackets or 2015 Bruins?
>>68919252
probably the bruins, we'll have to wait and see
>>68919121
Oh yeah, he's not a Q player at all. Has a tendency to want to do it all on his own in games when trailing or tied. Doesn't have the skating you'd like to see from a Manlet either which makes it harder for him to cover his ass when he dipsy doodles the puck to the other team
If picking Day is the dumbest thing >we do this offseason I'll be ok with it
>>68919252
bruins
you cannot top the absolute madman
>>68919214
>bustkachuk
>>68919252
2015 Bruins. Dubois could still turn into an elite player while the >ruins whiffed on three straight picks
You know if this all works out you're all going to feel foolish.
You know you got a good pick when the guy survives a fucking meteor
>>68919285
I hope it works out but the cap space is awful need to move a lot of people
>>68919240
no
ergo>>68919226
it's gonna be a long season.
>>68919226
It is the greatest day in hockey history.
They're going to have to rename the franchise to the Edmonton Memers with the amount that's about to be generated.
>>68919242
Aww is coilers fag butthurt because he's a flame now? Gonna be hilarious to watch you ruin McDavids prime while we run train on you without any first overall picks
>>68919333
bustkachuk has always been unworthy of the top 5
>>68919333
oh shit trips of truth
>>68919328
Does Edmonton even have defense players at this point??
>>68919333
Everyone knows he is trash, so glad we didn't pick him. He will never be able to skate at the nhl level.
>>68919312
Agreed, way too many bad contracts at the moment. Moving Hartnell would be a good start, I heard something about possibly buying out Tyutin but I don't know how accurate that is, Columbus needs Las Vegas to save them from Clarkson but I doubt that will happen.
What did he mean by this?
>>68919370
>>68919391
Dedmonton fans are just as dumb as their management aren't they?
The funny thing is even after you had McDavids and poopjarvi fall into your laps the Flames are still a significantly better team
>>68919382
>shhhhhhhhh no defense now only memes
>>68919446
Fucking Lucas johansen
>>68919333
Tkachuk = next Rene Bourque
You've been duped
>>68919450
Im not even an oilers fan, tkachuk is just a fucking bust m8
he skates like his dad
>>68918795
any more pics of his sister?
>>68919450
>MUH REBUILD COMPLETE
>MUH BEST DEFENCE IN THE LEAGUE
>finish last in goals against and miss the playoffs
>>68919435
The khl will also save us
Tyutin needs to go for sure so does cambell
Feels good to talk to a jacket bro instead of all these edmemeton faggots
>>68919506
The jackets need to drop him
>>68919382
Defense is to Edmonton as what paying debts is to Greece.
>>68919530
>finish last in goals for>>68919544
>>68919506
>l-look a-at m-me I k-know p-prospects guys I swear
>b-bad s-skater xD
It's gonna be fucking hilarious when you waste the entire prime of a generational talent while the Flames beat you every year without any first overall picks
Epic :Dddddddddd
>>68919435
And they just gave away Rychel for a bottom 6 dman.
>this assravaged flamer
RARE
A
R
E
tkachuk will score 30 goals in the nhl several times.
>>68919583
Rychel is a cuck
He Won't do anything for Toronto
we got a solid defenseman for out bottom line to play with savard
>>68919533
I know there's only a few Jacketsbros on this board but it is nice running into one. As long as they can clear enough cap space to sign Jones I'll feel good heading into the season.
I don't think you need to worry about Borque anymore, isn't he an UFA now?
>>68919530
>hurrrr McDavid is the best player in the league he'll get us to the playoffs xD
Your pathetic franchise won't make the playoffs for his entire ELC if not longer lmao
Can any other Canadians watch the CFL?
>>68919110
DOES EDMONTON EVEN HAVE A GOALIE RIGHT NOW?
>>68916326
>>68916248
How the hell did Niemi win the cup?
>>68919583
I'm not too worried about losing Rychel. He wanted out for a while now. With Bjork and Milano coming up in the future I feel better about not having Rychel.
Nill is UNIRONICALLY okay with this situation
>texas
DOES GREASE EVEN HAVE AN ECONOMY RIGHT NOW?
>>68919618
One more year
>>68919600
>even amerilards have greater hockey knowledge than dedmonton
Kek
>Sabres fans will never EVER recover
>>68919645
He had the best team in well over a decade in front of him.
>>68919678
you think you 're funny? do other people reflect your sense of humour you rightwing scumfuck?
>>68919645
Chicago was fucking stacked that year.
>kane
>ladd
>byfuglien
>toews
>keith
>hossa
>seabrook
>campbell
>hjalmarsson
>brouwer
>sharp
>versteeg
Probably the weakest draft since 1999 IMO
Outside of the top five it is all a bunch of lanklets and busts
should i get a tranny escort or no
>>68919723
They still have anisimov
>>68919730
>1999 draft
Now that was a real disaster
>>68919583
Harrington is a 7 at best but I'm not seeing anything too special in Rychel either. depth forward who bounces around teams most likely
>>68919630
They have Talbot, you dumbass.
>>68919679
Fuck, I hope there's somebody out there that would take him. That money could be well spent somewhere else.
>>68919719
yes
yes
>>68919630
Best goalie in Western Canada.
>>68919761
talbot's a meme
>>68919730
2012 was pretty week
>>68919768
He's got talent I'm sure a Anaheim would take him for a draft pick or the Kings maybe
>>68919783
See
>>68919780
Talbot put up above average numbers behind an ECHL defense. He's gr8, m8.
>>68919678
Y-yeah...Grease is such a l-loser. Our economy is so much better.
>>68919824
He's a bust
>>68919771
maybe
lie
>NHL teams expect to win with non-American goalie
Only like 3 goalies helped their team win the cup and 2 of them were Slavs
>>68919810
he's a meme.
>>68919816
Our economy is fine buddy
don't believe the memers on /pol/
>>68919757
Rychel is still young. Next year will be the decider for his future growth. His stats show progression towards being a 3rd-4th line player next year that can put up 10g and 30pt at best, so if he is under that or is sent down to the AHL again, then yeah, he's shit.
>>68919597
I've seen every kind of asshurt fan, but a Flames fan? Whoa.
>>68919840
im not even right wing, grease. Just a bit of banter my man.
>>68919824
>all these meme stat websites people are making with no regard for how useful they are
>>68919842
crawford tho
>>68919850
YOU'RE A MEME
>>68919686
Why??? Now I'm sad...
>>68919842
>3 European goalies*
>>68919871
>mfw the flim flams have ZERO fanbase on /sp/
>>68919810
Wasn't saying he isn't great, but I also would never call him great either. Even though Edm has shit defense and bad defensive forwards, they still concentrated heavily on playing a defense first game. Talbot only showed consistency in the late half of the season. If he continues to play strongly next season, then I will accept him as a great goalie. Right now he is just good.
>>68919842
all four goalers in the finals were canadian though
>>68919890
check
>>68919949
when they first signed hamilton they existed
Why did so many Slovak players play with NY Islanders? They are completely irrelevant team beyond the early 80s
>>68919949
Coilers are garbage m8
>>68919719
>grease this mad
Ty based Canada
>>68919999
Because they used to have good Slovaks and Slovaks should stick together.
>>68919854
It most definitely is not fine friend.
>>68919985
They only show up in the summer, except for that English fellow
>>68919999
NHL conceived plan to suppress Slovak hockey
>>68920000
Nice quads. But please get some new material, we know this.
>>68919802
i did it anyways 'she' is too hot. i might suck dick im not sure yet
>>68916541
day is going to be elite senpai
>>68920016
>mad
TOP KEK
I am inebriated and had a nice sesh.
>>68920000
>>68920050
>tfw got trips and quads in two separate posts in this thread
>both posts about how shitty coilers are
Coilers eternally confirmed shit
>>68920058
post pic
do a follow up
>>68920059
Day will have 5 points a season in the AHL.
>>68920059
he's literally a fat, mentally ill alcoholic. he's a bum
jackets will win next season
With dubwhy
>>68920098
same as me
.
>>68920098
>>68920096
>doubting
>>68920407
>believing in rags drafting
>>68920487
their mid round picks usually do pretty well
>>68920096
hes gonna be drinking bottom shelf rum out of a coke can in the florida everblades locker room in 4 years time
>>68920608
21% run from Walmart
>>68920059
I want to believe
>>68919051
>>68919061
>>68919152
TOP KEK. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
>>68919326
They actually gonna blow it up or do that half assed job again?
>>68920706
Well a draft pick is just first rights to sign a player
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/06/25/boston-bruins-ray-bourque-arrest-oui/?cid=facebook_WBZ_%7C_CBS_Boston
>ruins
>>68920795
>brick
>>68920795
Oh shit things get doubled in construction zones
>ruins
>>68919216
It was Eller for Toskala. Leafs had the 13th pick
HOLY SHIT GUYS GIVING US A CHANCE TO BE TRUE EXPERTS
>>68920884
Here's your chance, Finland scout
I already work as a scout
>>68920884
>draft a frog
>trade a forward for nothing
>can't handle the resulting banter
>>68920884
>wanting to work for the blowjackets
id rather flip burgers
>>68920998
>not wanting to make over 70k helping a team win
>>68920998
>>68921012
>Not getting paid to meme up a team IRL
>>68921012
>jaskets
>winning
>ever
>>68921012
Would I have to move to Quebec?
>>68921055
KEKalainen has already mastered that particular role
>>68921093
No, you'd have to move to Saskatoon
>>68920673
literally the next leetch
but more seriously, seems like hes super serious about conditioning and his game is already progressing. just needs to take the next step and hes NHL ready
do you ever pretend to know less about hockey than you actually do irl so you dont seem like an autistic. everyone else is such a casual
>>68921134
actually a really nice city tbqh, lived there for 6 years
>inb4 some nonexistent native problem
youve never been there
>>68921194
It's cold as fuck because it's so far up and it's next to a damn river
>>68921134
No deal, too many prairie niggers in toontown
>>68921150
>seems like hes super serious about conditioning
kek
>>68921194
What kind of natives they have? I'm a halfbreed?
>>68919600
sounds like a klingon
>>68921184
i have no friends to talk hockey with and my co workers are total retards, one of them seriously told me that the sharks were the better team in the finals but lost because of offsides
>>68921184
yeah all the time at work
>>68921257
the occasional drunk one that stumbles into town and gets beat up
>>68921230
hes down to 12% body fat breh
>>68921340
I'm a native, but I'm no Listerine chugger. No thanks.
>>68921340
So John redcorns
Would you rather be Ryan Getzlaf and rich but bald, or Chris Getzlaf and poor but good hair?
>>68921372
who
>>68921417
>sean
day
>>68921375
what kind of native
>>68921450
Cherokee. I'm a voting tribal member of the Eastern Band of the Cherokee. My father is native and my mother is white. I don't live on a reservation but I have family that do in Oklahoma.
>>68921434
oh. he's a fat manic depressive junkie lol. he's gonna be sucking dick for burnetts out back of an applebees in alaska by the time hes 20
finland
>>68921150
From your lips to dogs ears
i nearly killed a native who i caught breaking into my car
trannys gonna be here in 10 mins. im bout to get a nut
>>68921537
Finland STRONK
>>68921606
>attempted murder
Who's the native now?
>>68919333
Lmao Johnny hackey getting injured next season screen cap dis nig
>>68921289
Maybe he was talking about the offside in ECF g7?
>>68921609
In your mouth or in your butt, you gay sandwich?
>>68921627
i had him in a chokehold so hard i bruised my arm
>>68921609
Nice man. Hope she has the most feminine cock youve ever seen
>>68921664
No harm in that. Couldn't stand the drunken natives when I lived in Edmonton.
>>68921609
pls take pic and upload to imgur or something
>>68921609
i hope you get aids and die
Tell me about Jesse.
Why does he make those faces?
>>68922047
>le edgy meme
fuck off
>>68922072
He's a Finn. And because he's a Finn. Also bust.
>>68922072
If you had that beautiful face would you not make those faces?
>>68922105
pulju is not a bust, literally a future 100 point player
>>68921859
angry little boy
>>68922177
Literally will Finnish his season with 119 points lol.
lets post our faces when we saw the >rags drafted sean day
>mfw
>>68922072
finnish heritage disease
>McMeme and Poopjarvi on the same team
Is meme magic real?
>>68915691
why has vehviläinen still not been picked?
>>68921609
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5752915d24289
i want to suck this girl's dick
>>68922507
Yes but meme magic also says that, the team can't be good
>>68922507
Is anything real
>>68922555
TRIPS OF TRUTH
R
I
P
S
O
F
T
R
U
T
H
>>68918478
I'm a NEET with a yearly income of about 5000
>>68922507
it has to be, no other way edmonton ends up with him
>actively shopped the pick
>were going to draft sergachev
>finnish gm could draft top finnish prospect
the only downside is that finns will now be shitting up oiler gamethreads
>>68918478
5 2 yachts 3 25 foot westsails
I'm a rich man
>>68922507
>tfw I started this meme
My new meme is
>when Carlsson wins the Kup
>>68922657
Karlsson to edmonton confirmed
>>68922657
you started the meme of them being on the same team? idgi
>>68922629
>the only downside is that finns will now be shitting up oiler gamethreads
hähää
What if FinnScout is kekalainen?
>finns will now be shitting up oiler gamethreads
>>68922888
>>68923027
its the price you pay for getting involved in memes
finns and oiler fans are cut from the same cloth due to environment: bleak, white nothingness. plus they're both mostly neurotic alcohols
>>68922888
Kek is truly a magnificent God.
>>68922784
No, but I was the first guy to replace pepe and wojak comics in paint
>mcdavids ascension to captaincy and first art ross, hart trophy wins
>new stadium
>pulju
>hopefully some fucking defence
should be a good season oilerbros
mcdavid isnt even that good. super overrated
>>68923476
literally the goat
>>68923321
That's a funny way to spell Draisaitl
>menes
i just heard a whole bunch of gunshots
>Parise has never scored 40 as a member of the wild
>Parise has only ever scored 30 once as a member of the wild
>he can't even do that anymore
>he has nine (9) years left on his contract
>he makes 7.538 until he is forty (40) years old
>he hasn't played more than 75 games in a season since the lockout
>he has a career threatening back injury already at thirty one (31) years old
>>68923864
delete this
>>68923863
>canada
>>68923956
No.
>>68923863
>Be Canadian
>Get shot
Stamkos to detoilet folks
Kenny is gonna give him max contract at 10 years
Absolute fucking madman
will someone please take dustin brown?
So where all the big trades?
>>68924230
>10 years
>>68924236
Suck it Spencer, we told you that was a shit contract >kongs fans were all MUH BROWN STATUE BY THE ARENA
>>68924230
he does like the dark meat, i could see it happen
>>68924236
The Las Vegas Flamingos will make Duthtin their captain next year
>>68924230
7 is the longest he can get
>>68924230
>>68924263
>>68924289
10 mil 7 years my bad mates kinda fucked up right now
>>68924269
sauce of stammer porn plz
some team is going to be pretty disappointed when stamkos has a 50 point season next year
>>68924383
>mfw Stammer gets his leg broke two games into the season on a bad check
Oh well. Try again later. :-(
>>68924383
>mfw some team overpays Stammer than he gets a career ending injury next season
>>68924383
I wish Stammer didn't walk but with the kinda money that fucker wants i want him off the team. he realistically shouldnt be making over 7.5, especially as shitty as he played last season. and that was before he even got the blood clot
>>68924458
>mfw he can't even go to the Arizona Coyotes retirement home because of the amount of money owed
ok let me get this straight, Stamkos is a center, who doesn't get assists, who cant play defense, who can only score on the powerplay, who has injury history, who chokes in the playoffs,
but he is going to get a 7 year 80 million dollar deal?
wtf!?
he was like the fifth best player on the lightning during their playoff runs the last two years
>>68924458
>>68924495
>>68924501
At least I can take solace in seeing Midget St. Louis hang himself from the crossbar after the 2014 SCF.
>>68924513
wtf I hate stamkos now
QUICK BINS
how many MAALI's will laine score this season
>>68924533
>2014 was TWO (2) years ago
Holy shit family.
>>68924513
some of his decline can be blamed on cooper moving him to the wing for no reason, but yeah hes in for the overpayment of the century
>>68924513
>5th
>le invisible playoff man
wew lad, im a lightning fan and i wouldnt even put him in the top 10. guys like fucking coburn had more clutch moments
>>68924605
I still remember seeing that Poortuguese orange picking fuck damage controlling his teams' shit performance.
am i reading this right? it says here that stamkos had 0(zero) points in the playoffs this year
wtf
stamkos looks like a red wing anyways. certain players just look like they belong on certain teams. like mike ribeiro looks like a canadien. shea weber looks like a blue to me etc
Steven "Jello Blood" Stamkos
Ray Bourque is an alcoholic
>>68924513
He literally didn't play in the playoffs at all this year until game 7 against Pittsburgh. I feel like him being labeled a disappearing act in the playoffs is a bit unwarranted. Under performer, yes, disappearing act, no.
>>68924761
Ray Bourque deserves to be hit in the head with a brick.
>blood clots
stamkos probably caught aids from all of the black chicks he was banging
>427 posts
>zero lgbtning posters
nice "fan"base
>>68924786
You didn't watch
>our
Playoff run the season before, then
i dont see whats so wrong about what ray bourque did. you gotta drive you gotta drive
>>68924786
Stammer hasn't been the same since he broke his leg.
>>68924802
Right here mongoloid.
>>68924813
Did not really follow the blots last year at all during the playoffs.
>>68924824
This I agree with. I feel like it has more to do with him no longer having anybody to set him up though.
>>68924802
>tranada
Ray did nothing wrong 2bh.
>>68924814
>>68924869
After 22 beers, Raymond Bourque!
what is it with canadians and getting wasted and crashing into everything
>>68924895
They have to get drunk enough to be able to fuck the sheep on their uncle's farm.
free ray. he didnt do anything wrong
>>68924895
we get cravings for tim hortons and it just takes control
>>68924891
lol
So tell me about Carl Grundström, was this a good pick or is he another Anton Karlsson
>>68924895
You have to drive everywhere here, nothing is in walking distance
>tfw there are no tree nigger players in the NHL
>tfw you could have been the first, but you developed Parkinsons' disease and shit.
>>68924895
Drinking and driving is one of the greatest joys in life
ray bourque raped and killed a girl in 1990
>not being able to drive home drunk
dudes an amateur 2 b h
>>68924955
Math gives him a 51% chance of making the NHL for 200 games. The rest of the >laffs draft is a mess
>>68924981
Reminder that MacTavish ran over a girl and only served 1 year in jail. He was then traded to the Oilers and won 3 cups before winning a 4th with the >rags
#Raygate
>>68924964
Jordyn tootoo
>>68924981
patrick kane raped and murdered a small child last year
nobody cares about those things
>>68924891
It's not his fault. Sakic kept handing them to him.
#freeray #dindu #bostonstrong
Guys DUI is not funny. Someone could have gotten killed because of Ray.
>>68925189
that makes it even more funny
>>68925189
its only funny till someone gets hurt
>>68925189
he's a good man. he didn't even do anything wrong, really. it's fine. #bostonstrong
>>68925235
>stuff that never happened
>>68925189
>draft someone that tweets out how much they hate your team
>reach for some nobody
>second best player in team history gets rung up on DUI
>ruins
>>68925235
nice jazz. now fuck off with your blog post
>>68925235
What a life lol
>>68925235
>Sharing paraphernalia with a creature that gets paid to dick
Don't worry bro, when I was 18 I let an escort take a bong hit but I washed my bong after.
>>68925297
good looks i didnt think of that
literally everyone drives drunk
wow canes won the bean draft
>>68924236
Sure you just have to take Rene borque
David clarkson and Scott hartnell
I just realized the jackets will win the Stanley cup in 4
>>68925634
>tfw Beanman becomes elite and the memes spill into hokkei
I didn't know there was really a player named jake beans haha
>>68925685
*decades
>Kekäläinen still has a job in hockey
>mfw
>>68925694
Are you fucking stupid they will leak into the universe
>reminder that the wheat knights were BTFO
>>68925724
At least they will make it multiple times
>>68925731
John Wolfe died so I don't think they will
>>68925732
Wheat Kings famalam
>tfw no qt hockey milf gf
>>68925732
>wheat knights
COPPER CHEF PAN IS PTSD FREE
DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A TITAN PEELER BESIDES ME?
>OHL 48 players
>WHL 35 players
hmm
>>68925818
I don't know amateur meme hockey mate
JUST
>>68925894
>reminder that the devlels are memes
>>68926039
>early
fuck off attention whore shit
>>68926039
why dont you just start it at the 12 post mark of the current thread next time shit for brains. jesus christ
>>68925833
QMJHL only had like 14.
>>68918478
2 packrafts
![filip_berglund_skelleftea[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KD5PDJO.jpg "filip berglund skelleftea[1]")
![r3w570o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oYViaYo.jpg "r3w570o[1]")
