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Rags edition
>rags
Royals
mariners
>offense ceases to exist
>bullpen literally cannot remember how to pitch
>still manage to eek out a win after almost blowing a 3 run lead
m-maybe it is our year again
>Giants division lead widens
hee hee hee
Windians
>>68885316
Almost lost to the Phillies with that shitty tier bullpen
You ain't going nowhere this postseason
Rangers fan here, is this the beginning of the end?
no but literally it was a 3 run lead with 2 outs in the 9th inning
how do they do this?
mariners
@GregJohnsMLB
Adrian Sampson says doctors tell him he needs surgery to reattach flexor bundle in elbow. Tough break for the kid.
when will it end
>>68885316
>tfw officially 2nd best team
>there are ppl ITT who have never witnessed Kershaw pitch
>>68885371
i literally did though
>>68885371
I have.
>>68885309
>only shows when Mariners win
>hasn't posted in weeks
>>68885371
I watched bumgarner hit two home runs off him, does that count?
>>68885337
that's what trades are for senpai
>when the weekend is over the giants will have the best record in baseball
hes so happy ;_;
>>68885391
ive been in the game threads. no time during the week
>>68885342
>no smuk tomahawk chop
You're next.
https://twitter.com/cavs/status/746430215082094593
>>68885371
>there are ppl ITT who have never witnessed Kershaw pitch a good postseason game
Oh wait that's all of us
>analslime
>tfw not the worst in AL west
>>68885400
No bully.
>>68885394
>Cubes on suicide watch
>>68885406
A's playoffs when?
>>68885404
His game 4 last year was good
ITT: overrated shit
>>68885391
Don't you have a 9th inning to be blowing?
>>68885404
decimated the mets in game 4 and jn game 1 he struck out 11 through 7
>>68885415
you first
>>68885338
we are hurt
im fine with the Rangers playing .500 ball for a month
>>68885422
and what ELSE happened in game 1
>>68885400
based indians can sweep us and make sure we are out of the wildcard race by the deadline and we can ship off all the shitters on this shit team
>>68885413
>>68885422
Fuck you, just let me meme
>>68885430
kek
>>68885408
Okay desu
>>68885433
>Shapiro in charge of getting back value during a fire sale
I'm sorry ;_;
>7 game lead
why are players allowed to have breakout years... it makes the projection analysts look bad... facts shouldn't be allowed to be wrong...
Jajaja what the fuck?
U funny Manfred.
Fuck u
>>68885430
>>68885448
Much better with the audio, I have a webm but can't post it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnM5M_UJtN0
>>68885427
i'm not, they will rebound
it was as big a fluke as there is
>beltre swinging on a low pitch with the bases loaded
fluke
>>68885469
Don't question the Illuminati meme magic.
>team throws a combined no hitter
>win jersey raffle
pretty good Friday desu
>>68885469
>mfw da windians get another one for da land
>>68885500
Mariners Minors @MiLBMariners 33m33 minutes ago
This was the 4th no-hitter since this account was started. 3 combined & 1 9-inning no-hitter by the great Victor Sanchez. Miss you, Victor.
;_;
>>68885510
tfw no mariners affiliated gf
>>68885501
If they beat the Giants in the eries then I'll will be in maximum suicide watch
>>68885483
lmao
>>68885550
worst feel
Are the Mariners the most cursed team in MLB history?
They haven't been to the playoffs since 9/11 happened and the Yankees took that meme all the way to the WS.
Does anyone want to trade for Trevor Blosenthall
Guys, it's almost the all star break already
How did this happen
>>68885581
>How did this happen
The Earth revolved around the sun.
>>68885580
jays definitely would considering storen and chavshit are both expiring
>>68885563
>cusb
>David Price gave up 6 ER's over 2.1 IP today
>His contract is actually somehow worse than Sandofat's
YOU. CANNOT. MAKE. THIS. UP.
What's gonna happen?
Feel like it's ALC/ALE/HOU
>>68885563
rags were one strike away twice. if there is a god he fucking hates the rags
>>68885605
DONE
You cannot back out on this trade, you have traded (anybody) for Trevor Rosenthall
windians
>>68885635
>only 4 teams in the AL are below .500
>>68885622
Why do the Red Sox like throwing away money so much?
>>68885622
mad at success
>>68885635
>worst yankees team this millennium
>2.5 games behind WC
I WANT THESE FAGGOTS GONE FROM THIS DIVISION
GET THE FUCK OUT JUST FUCKING LEAVE FUCK OFF
>>68885635
>all this based parity
American League is American
USA
S
A
>yfw mariners-whos Wild Card game
>>68885663
ghastly t b h
>>68885646
noice
tfw angels
>>68885593
>tfw the longest day if the year was a couple of days ago
It's all down hill from here
;_;
>>68885691
gib trout
>>68885371
>starbucks
>at about 9 in the afternoon
fukn hipster
>>68885704
>starbucks in a ballpark
what did you expect from a dodgers fan
>>68885691
Trout trade is inevitable, get fucked
>>68885701
Why so you guys can miss the playoffs still
>>68885647
Always got a bottle in my fridge, familam
>>68885701
never ever
if trout's going anywhere it's to an NL team with a nice, deep farm
the angels will be set for years
Did you forget about me, anon?
>>68885704
>>68885712
there is no Starbucks. There is no meme food.
This is a real American ballpark without gimmicks.
>>68885737
I would never forget you
>Jints widening the lead
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!?!!?
>>68885758
Because they're/we're playing the Phillies you doofus
>>68885741
>tfw the dank meme you posted gets used
>>68885772
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! WE'VE HAD A FANTASTIC MONTH BUT CAN'T FUCKING CATCH UP I HATE THE FUCKING JIINTS SO MUCH WE'RE FUCKING BASEBALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68885740
>starbucks
>meme food
lmao step up boyo
>>68885795
I am a life long dodgers fan but this season is lost because of nigger managing and meme magic
>>68885850
>dat cottage chese ass on the right
>>68885701
All of your "elite" prospects turned to shit when they got called up so I doubt the Angels would bite.
Angels should trade Trout to the Dodgers for a boatload of prospects so I can still see Trout play.
>>68885779
are you from wahoostipi
>>68885859
>>68885795
>>68885758
I'm embarrassed for u right now f@m.
Not only are you pretending to be a dodgers fan but you are holding a conversation w urself.
the only thing u should be doing w urself is eating oxy-clean and drinking bleach.
>>68885850
indians shitposting has been sky rocketing lately why is that?
you faggots finally got internet service in ohio?
>>68885893
i could screenshot my dodger bobblehead collection but that is too much effort for some troll
>>68885873
>being low test
>>68885888
Nope, I got it from LetsGoTribe who I think got it from them.
>>68885901
I've been here all season though I guess you're right there's more of us engaging in banter lately.
>>68885911
id like to see that collection actually how big is it
>>68885731
If the Angels were smart they'd realize that they're only bad this year because their rotation got nuked by injuries
>>68886066
Injuries will always be a part of the game though. You need contingencies
>>68886073
Their first four starters went down in like a month
Anyone see that Lind walkoff closely?
It looks like a cards fan who caught or at least got the ball and then he raises his hand and high fives his friend who also looks like a cards fan
But the cards were the ones getting 3 run homer walked off on
If it were you, what you you feel?
Happy like the guy who caught the walkoff?
Or mad/sad your team got walked off of like that on what should have been a victory?
>>68886251
Since I've never caught a home run ball, let alone a foul ball, I would be pretty stoked at first.
Then immediately throw it back on the field.
>>68886251
I'll be excited that I caught it of course, but I'd definitely be pretty pissed also, I don't think I'd celebrate
But looking back at it and seeing replays and shit if I caught it cleanly would be cool.
>>68886251
162 games a year so one loss doesn't mean anything.
Catching a home run ball, let alone a fucking walkoff though is a once in 10 lifetimes opportunity. I would gladly take the latter.
>>68886251
gotchu
>>68886251
>>68885398
The fuck? I can maybe understand being excited about catching a homerun (even if it's against your team) but this guy looks way too excited about getting walked off.
>>68886347
reminds me of the doyers fan cheering when he caught bumgarner's homer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JluIUMbquo
>>68886347
I'd be bummed my team lost but when do you ever get a game home run ball? Especially a walk off.
>>68886334
cuck: the man
who is ur team cuck-man?
>>68886400
Dodgers
>>68886251
https://youtu.be/cwe37hcS4Yo
Kek
>>68886334
>162 games a year so one loss doesn't mean anything.
Cardinals dropped a game back of the Wild Card with that loss. That could be important by the end of the season.
>>68886399
not a home run, but ...
>>68886463
>his face when he realizes what happened
toplel
Too bad the railing was in the way though that reaction was still priceless.
>>68886463
kekekekek kid got cucked by a grand salami
Go Astros. I hope AJ Reed keep the winning streak going.
>>68886463
kek, based kid
>>68886347
He looks happy as hell there that his team just lost.
Wonder what he'll do with that ball. I'd probably try to sell it to some fans outside.
>>68886347
>based cards fans cucking shittalefags out of a walkoff home run ball
And he didn't even throw it back kek
>>68886631
do people actually throw back walk-off balls
oh god its that time of the year again
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/746611421648019457
>>68886675
What's the significance of 1984?
>>68886486
How is that relevant to his post at all?
>>68886721
Not sure. Think Mariners and Cards just decided on that year due to the uniforms
http://www.seattlepi.com/sports/baseball/article/Mariners-Cardinals-to-wear-1984-throwbacks-8315580.php
yoo rofl
>>68885704
icwydt and i kinda don't like it
>>68886721
Well brexit did just happen
>>68886766
I feel bad for those social media interns. Your job is to hype up the team but then they suck and well
You can't do anything
>>68887040
I think it makes it worse when they don't address the elephant in the room and instead silently report the final score.
>>68885469
>not capping the Indians reply
It's like you don't even think the whole thing was rigged
>>68887118
Find the White Sox one from after they gave up 7 runs in the 9th vs KC
>>68887283
literally the post above fucking leaf
>>68887212
https://twitter.com/KenCarman/status/743222640056242176
>>68887283
>>68887310
lmao
>a fucking leaf
>>68887317
>>68887310
dont ever speak to me or my leaf like that again
>>68887310
>>68887317
Haha y-yeah thanks for the (you)'s
Wait
Did Texas do something last night
>>68888882
at least i still have this
>See Red Sox forums genuinely talking about Benintendo for Sale straight up or Vizcaino+Teheran for spare parts.
What is about the Red Sux and shit like this? Every fanbase engages in this masturbation but Red Sox faglords are a full tier above even Yankeetards. Is it the infamous boston sports media that drives people insane or something?
>analslime
TROUT IN PINSTRIPES WHEN
>>68889007
why would any team ever trade sale under any circumstances?
Royals
>>68887410
Our bullpen gave up 4 runs in the 9th
nothing major was bound to happen
>>68886362
>wearing Brooklyn gear when he was not even alive when the dodgers were in NYC
he is a retard cuck
>>68886668
throwing back a ball just seems like being a dick to the ground crew
>>68889550
This.
The Trevor Rosenthal experiment has clearly run its course.
>>68889550
Don't ask me. Maybe in a year if prospects are still looking gloomy for the near future the white sox should consider it but right now he's so valuable that no team can actually afford the price it would take to get him,
>>68889550
Because art
lol at the people who thought the mariners were legit
Interrupting my nice normie weekend away from 4chins to inform you of >Windians.
Have a good day everyone!
>Mets fag here
>watched game last night
>Mets up 8-0
>went out to party
>hungover as fuck
>just woke up
>see Mets won 8-6
What in the actual fuck happened
>>68887040
I did that for my college team. It was easy for a star player, stuff like in the last 10 games he's batting .350 with 8 HRs and 20 RBI or something. Then there's those players who never get playing time, I need to dig deep and find something like "in his only career start, scored the game tying run in a 2-1 extra innings loss 4 years ago."
>the eviscerated nothingness of kansass shitty
>>68893659
No way we got a bunch of stuff! We even have a baseball team
>>68887379
maximum kek
>>68893591
So what do you say when your team blows it or it gets real bad?
>>68887078
>>68894497
Same approach. Instead of "Yankees lead 3-0 heading into the night". Proceed with a quick "red sox 3, Yankees 2 final". I would also do occasional PA. So id be like "goal scored by #33, score is us 1, them 0. But we were getting so BTFO one game, my director whispered to me not to say the score and simply who scored.
>Closer performing at historically bad levels
>Managers still believes in him
Name that incompetent manager
Can a team be a title contender if they have five really good starters, a good closer, iffy bullpen otherwise and erratic hitting with no real stars?
Even the '95 Barves had a hitting star.
>>68894864
Mets almost took the whole thing but they had to use actual superheroes from the comic book
>>68894764
AJ Hinch?
>>68894764
Bruce Bochy...
>>68896358
>Bochy
>Incompetent
He played 4D chess against the Manager who was playing coloring books I'm talking about in the postseason more than once.
>>68896933
Mike Matheny
Oh hey look at that
Still in first place
SportsCenterVerified account
@SportsCenter
THIS JUST IN: Mets are expected to sign shortstop Jose Reyes. (via @AdamRubinESPN & multiple reports)
>>68894764
Robin Ventura!
gints stop winning
t. dave roberts
Fuck this, Rangers are never gonna win us our ring, our bullpen is going to fall apart in the World Series vs the Giants, I'm starting to think >1StrikeAway,Twice is eternal.
>>68898072
the dankest future
>>68898072
I wouldn't be too sure anon. As an Orioles fan I think you guys have far and away the best team in the league. If you can get the bullpen setup then I think you will sweep whoever is unlucky enough to play your team in the World Series
>>68898369
Agreeing with this, if the rags meme is one strike away then that's easily fixable by shoring up the bullpen.
I.e. Miller and Chapman are available. What can the Rangers give up for them?
>>68897307
Now all we wait for is who will take Carl Crawford
>>68897307
why are all new york teams so dishonorable
>>68899400
>Miller and Chapman are available
Not so fast, my man. We're contenders.
After hitting his 16th HR, Mookie Betts now bests both Bryce Harper and Mike Trout this season in:
• Hits
• Runs
• RBI
• 2B
• 3B
• HR
• SB
>>68900617
Don't they generally say the opposite of what they mean?
>>68894764
Bruce Bochy
>>68900839
Now if he could just learn how to take a walk.
>>68901676
Hitters are there to hit
>>68901901
Swinging at bad pitches is a good way to not hit.
>>68901901
Hitters are there to get on base and not make outs
>>68900839
OBP > all those you mentioned
>>68894864
>no real stars
Whos leafs where?
>paul hoynes @hoynsie 20m20 minutes ago
>Elias has changed Friday night's score from 7-4 to 7-5. They are saying Kinsler scored from second in ninth inning. Details to come.
fuck you!
>Rizzo back in the lineup
>Baez at second
>Contreras in left field
>Joe trying really hard to meme
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!!!
>>68903976
Meh, let them have it. Still doesn't really change that this is how the game ended.
Cubs "fans" pretending they've watched baseball for more than two months
which jersey should i get
>Jayson Werth
>Bryce Harper
>Ichiro
>>68905085
Ichiro
Reyes has come home.
>>68905085
Odor
>>68905085
jackie robinson
leave all the price tags and stickers on it, maybe leave the hangar on behind your shoulders too for ultimate swaggotry
Strategy in baseball? That's ridiculous! If you're batting .300, you're considered a super hero. How can you talk about strategy if you can't even hit the ball more than 30 percent of the time? Ugh.
>>68904314
>Contreras in left
Schwarber moved really really well for a stocky linebacker. I don't think Contreras is any more fleet of foot than him. Maddon is gonna kill all his 1B/future DHs.
>>68904851
>>68904851
>this dumb casual
>not knowing Frisco is the bandwagon team of MLB
Cubs had better attendance when during 100 loss teams than some teams that won the WS. There are literally more lifelong Cubs fan across the country than any other fanbase thanks to WGN.
>>68906165
>Frisco
>>68906165
The Giants have been the biggest fan base in Northern California since they moved to California. There are tons of California transplants all over the country which is why you see Giants fans everywhere
And please don't say some gay shit like "Frisco" ever again you faggot
>>68906355
>>68906606
>responses like this
frisco just got added to the permanent list of words to use on /mlb/
dumbshits
>>68906856
K, how does you sounding like a faggot make me a dumbshit? Lol, have fun being retarded lad
>I speak for all of MLB XD
>I'm totally not a faggot at all XD
>>68906165
The jints have literally owned norcal since the 90s. the fuck you talkin about nigga
>>68907149
Since they've moved to California actually
>>68907005
Frisco fans gets so upset when you call em on their bandwagonnery
Honestly I heard Peavy in one of his interviews refer to SF as Frisco.
>Cubes collapsing before our very eyes
What's wrong with bandwagon fans? More revenue for team you love and support?
>>68907284
That's what everyone calls it
>>68907005
Oh I get it, you're just a false flaggot.
>>68907284
Yeah, he's not from here. Cain and Pence have said it too.
The only people from SF who say frisco are the same shitskins who can't waste their precious nigger time enough to say swagger instead of swag. Everyone here knows this.
>>68907293
>jints will be best team in a week
>Phillies """""Pitching"""""
Who /hypeforabumblasttonight/ here?
>>68907477
Horse not dark enough
>>68907403
Yeah no I get that. But for some reason I would have thought they be given the heads up about these things when join.
>>68907436
>Going to sweep the Lillies
>Going to sweep the Pathetics twice in a row
When did everything go so right?
>>68907264
Not really. There's always going to be some bandwagoning when your team wins, but it doesn't apply to me. Nice deflection from what a cringy faggot you are though
>>68907403
False flagging how?
Nice non-response that you'll have no reasoning for. What a gay cop-out lol
>>68905085
Ichiro
>>68907565
Why are you so fr*cking upset my man? Frisco fans are all bandwagoners and everyone knows it.
>you now remember this sweet sexy swing
https://youtu.be/WtQ9M2YD_DI
>>68907688
Nah
>tfw giants fan
>tfw will now post about frisco bandwagoners having no swag whenever i can
eat my shit, folsom st. faggots
>cubes shitposters panicking because their team is on the verge of collapse
>jintsfags fueling the fire
wew lads
Who /JUST/ here?
>All this butthurt over the new Giants being the best team in baseball
Cubs fans are pure faggotry desu
>>68907968
Hall of fame announcer Marty Brennaman put it best several years ago.
https://youtu.be/Ky9Kso9q_Ws
>>68907968
>this flag
m8 nothing beats a confident canadian (or californian actually) in faggotry
>maybe if we call them bandwagoners they'll stop posting
Why are you faggots all so jealous? We haven't even won in two years. Get off our dick please
>>68908080
>>68908109
>this flag
Nothing left to be said
>>68908109
>sweden talking about faggotry
lel
>>68908189
No need to be salty.
Who here /135wins/ here? We got TWO bona fide Cy Young winners, the best pen, EXLPOSIVE offense, and the best damn fans in baseball
Giants already won the WS, you can't stop it faggots ahah
>>68908386
this is bait but
>best pen
triggers me anyway
>>68908386
>not putting Bum's pitching face on the horse
>>68908386
that's a big bait
Buck truck rolls on
Holy shit Gausman actually got a win
Bay Area taking another L this October tbqh
>>68908080
>all those butthurt comments
>>68908109
>m8 nothing beats a confident canadian (or californian actually) in faggotry
doubt.jpg
>tfw didn't make it in time for the 1 oclcok games
Pete Rose going into the Reds HOF today. Well deserved. No reason he shouldn't be in the real HOF tho.
>>68908693
>another
It's been 13 years, friend.
>>68908080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0
>>68908969
He was talking about Sharks and Warriors. But there's also the A's, who lost in October 2013 (and late September 2014).
tigers/indians where?
>>68908969
>Shorks
>Memeiors
>Jints soon to join them
I'm referring to just in the past year.
>>68908959
He'd be in if he just laid low and wasn't such a crybaby
>>68909111
>>68909141
BAY AREA
T
F
O
>>68909141
delete this
>>68909111
>>68909141
oh fuck
I blocked it out.
pls no
>>68909143
I don't really care about his personality at all. He's baseball's hit king. That the HOF doesn't have the hit king or the homerun king is a joke and devalues the HOF entirely.
>>68909111
nice trips
>>68909210
>>68909219
It's going to be at the hand of another Rust Belt team too.
>>68908693
>>68909111
>>68909141
>>68909209
DELETE THESE IMMEDIATELY
>>68909312
YOU TOO REEEEEEEE
>It's a "Cubes fans false flag as jints fans because they're butthurt that their lead is slipping away" episode
This is well done here
https://twitter.com/Reds/status/746796883184492544
>Anibal Sanchez gives up a HR on 2nd pitch after getting put back into the rotation
SLAMTANA
where game thread?
Brandon Belt vs. Rust Belt
I pick the baby giraffe
>>68909229
>I don't really care
Doesn't matter what you think
Only thing that matters is he's a loudmouth crybaby who will never be in the hall of fame
LINDOR GOES DEEP TOO
>Sanchez
>>68909484
>yfw he's quietly become one of the best hitters in the NL
>le rust belt
Honestly the sharks shouldn't have even made the cup and the warriors lost because the Jews in the nba suspended draymond and we lost bogus
Only memes that hold power is the even year meme so quiet
I got good seats nats@crew
>>68909766
this tbqhwyfamsmh@nba
>>68909766
Frisco bandwagon gets so butt hurt
SF is cancer.
DG has been right about everything.
>>68909804
Looks fun
Have fun
Frisco is gonna finish the season in third place behind Arizona.
Prolific chokers can't change who they are.
>>68909732
I think he's fourth in memes created this year or something
>>68909964
> t. DG
Nah
The cancer is all of you faggots who can't stop slurping our cock. We're actually pretty quiet until people inevitably start talking about us
>>68909732
Too bad he still can't hit a ball out of the infield when he faces Kershaw lel
Wew almost got hit there
Why are the Angels allowed to waste Trout's career?
>>68911014
also too bad he says "san fran"
add that one to the list too, salty bitches
>>68911014
>too bad he hits like shit as a left handed batter against one pitcher who's one of the best left handed pitcher's in history
Not really
>>68911468
because arte moreno is an idiot
>>68911014
Is he the one who is 3-40 against Kershaw or is that someone else?
Giants already won. Can't the MLB just call it now and award us the trophy?
I went to a baseball game about a month ago and my team was playing the Reds (Rangers fan), and I was sitting by first base side, and there were a group of about six guys in the first row who were just hell bent on heckling Votto. They literally just kept saying shit like "HEY JOEY" and "COME ON MORE EFFORT JOEY" and then "ME-DI-OCRE" I don't understand, what's wrong with Votto?
What happens to the batter if a runner is picked off to end an inning, does he get a chance to bat again in the start of the next inning?
I'm new to baseball and the Yankees are my favorite team.
>>68911628
Salty...? About what?
memes
>>68912690
yes
>>68912690
Yes, the at bat starts over with the same hitter.
>hit 7 home runs
>lose
>>68914078
>built to win baby
>>68914078
ART
R
T
>>68914078
>>68914078
>hit 7 HR
>other team hits ONE
>lose
Dropping by to say someone please put the Indians back in their place. Thank you
>tfw prepared bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers
>tfw your enjoyment of tonight's game won't be as high as mine
>tfw ichiro just got another base hit and went to 2nd on throwing error
16 to go
>tfw can't even finish the post without him scoring on a prado double
LACKEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68916632
that should have been an error
How do you hit 7 home runs and still lose?
Are the whos abstract art or a social experiment?
>it was 8-3
>it ends 10-8
if i had a son of my own blood and flesh i would take away love from him just so i could devote that energy into more hate for this flaming piece of shit bullpen
>>68917315
>Complain about your bullpen when the Sox one gave up 2 runs to extend the deficit to 3 when it could have been a tie game after Eaton's home run
Really leafs really?
>>68917426
>If your team isn't the absolute worst at something, you're never allowed to complain about it.
Whos fans are the worst.
>>68917534
Don't complain to us about it then. Especially after you won.
>>68917426
>not complaing about a bullpen that gave up a run in every single inning to the 24th ranked offense in the league(going by WAR)
Miguel Gonzalez is shit.
Fuck you Baltimore.
>leafs
>Win
>Still complain
Sound like a certain fanbase you know of?
>>68917778
cubes
>>68917819
That's because they're a meme team.
Which park has the memiest dimensions?
Fenway, Minute Maid, or AT&T? Or another one?
>>68917778
who?
>>68917884
minute maid
>>68917778
>you should be happy and excited your team gave up 8 runs to one of the statistically worst offenses in the league and that your bullpen is a liability in every single game regardless of how big your lead is
>>68917884
the green monster is an abomination to this sport and the human race
/mlb/'s favorite meme this season is complaining about people complaining.
>>68917951
>complaining about complaining about complaining
>>68917951
The rags?
>>68917990
>being smug about complaining about complaining about complaining
You were bros in the gamethread leafs,
So lets reach a compromise, you complain bout your BP giving up a run per inning, we'll complain about Gonzalez being utter shit
Fair enough?
>Mark Lowe has a 10.17 ERA in 22 innings
who gets jay bruce?
>>68918073
Rangers
>Wilson Ramos and Daniel Murphy not first in all star voting
>tfw Cusb collaspe
>>68918048
>trusting ex-orioles pitchers
>falling for the arrieta meme
Can Trump deport this fucking spic already?
>>68918048
There was a reason why the O's let go of Gonzo senpai. Tbh you should have known that before signing him.
>>68917315
>Jays tied for 17th in reliever runs allowed
>literally better than half the league
>their fans still post histrionic bullshit like this
I guess the bandwagon is back and Jays fans have returned to being insufferable twats again
>>68918224
How is the Yankees bp so far back when it has No Runs DMC?
>tfw Stanton is back
>>68918207
The Sox FO should have known a lot of things before signing pretty much every player on their roster, but they didn't.
2984 HITS
16 UNTIL 3000
You may only reply to this if your team is 0-8 vs the Indians
Not so fast rest of the league
Indians have outscored the Tigers 51-16 in eight games between the teams this season.
windians!
im not sure if i like seeing Cleveland sport teams win things
Can someone make a Astros @ Royals thread? I can't save pictures on my work computer.
>>68918607
i will
>>68918224
now recalculate that while replacing our elite closer with a replacement level reliever
also they re bottom 5 in allowing inherited runners to score and guys like chavez and storshit literally just managed to stop loading the bases or giving up a homerun every game in the last 2 weeks
>>68918607
> work
> saturday at 7 pm
you better be pulling in six figs nigga
>>68918572
>weebdians
Why is Miguel Gonzalez so bad while Jake Arrieta is so good?
Explain yourselves bucktruckfags.
>>68918252
Besides the big 3 headed monster, their bullpen is shit.
>>68918677
The former refused to embrace pilates
royals astros
>>68918672
>>68918672
>>68918672
>>68918648
It's the only job that was hiring, but I can watch the game during work, at least.
>All this cubes butthurt now that >we are catching up to them
What happened to all the mets trips
>Cubes getting BTFO by the Marlels
They're actually going to fall behind the jints, aren't they?
Anyone else notice that "league standings" (not just divisional standings) only became a thing here on /mlb/ this year, and it was only because Cubfags were bragging about it?
I don't even care about league standings, but it's satisfying to watch the Cubs fall back to earth after all their fans' bullshit.
>>68919098
>tfw watching the Cusb talk shit for 2 months only to slowly collapse
>natshitals lose again
>>68919000
OMG YOU'RE SUCH A BANDWAGONER STOP POSTING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>#Mariners RHP Adrian Sampson says he needs elbow surgery and is done for the year.
>The Mariners almost let this guy pitch last week
>>68919161
>There are actually Cubs fans who unironically refer to other fans as bandwagoners
>Nats
>>68919000
>>68919138
You realize the Jints' hot streak is only win sooner or later as well.
>>68919203
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
>>68919162
He did pitch last week. He knew something was wrong when he was warming up for his second start
>>68919274
>hot streak
is a 2 month long seat atop the division really just a hot streak?
>>68919043
That's just the Marlels magic at work against the Cubs. It's our divine duty to ruin their day.
>>68919098
>Cardinals somewhat getting back to normal even with Rosenthal being awful
>Dodgers trying their hardest to breathe life back into the Pirates season
And then the Cubs were in 3rd place
>Cubs
>>68919286
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
>>68919274
The Giants don't play any good teams until late July, after the all star break. Their schedule will be pretty tough from then on out and that's when they'll obviously cool off and everybody will get to say, SEE WE TOLD YOU YOU'D COLLAPSE like we expected to play at a .640 pace the whole season
>Kenny Albert
>>68919299
Placing in the division is just the result of the result.
You're not gonna go 31-9 in the next 40 games.
Also only 7 games ahead in the division after such a good streak. kek
Marlins = Elite
>>68919419
>mfw I like Kenny Albert
>>68919421
any team in the league would kill for a 7 game division lead
stop thinking its pitiful just because the Rags are running over the dumpster fire AL West
>>68919419
>>68919445
I can never tell the difference between Kenny and Marv.
>>68919419
Kenny Albert is awesome, fuck off
>>68919459
Just saying since in 2014 the Jints had a 9.5 game lead in June and ended up 8 games behind.
Disregard the WS miracle result.
How hard is it to claim asylum in the US? I'll be visiting there next week and want out of the sinking ship that is the UK. Will being white help my claim?
>>68919493
>Disregard the WS miracle result.
>>68919419
>that constant lip-smacking
>>68919419
regardless of your personal investment, his call of the bat flip was fucking 10/10 historically good
it's just a shame he was in the booth with harold "how am i so good on mlb tonight and so bad in the box" reynolds
>>68885285
Tired of this flagrant and widespread disrespect for Dallas sports fans, looky here another >Rags bullshit post, this entire thread dedicated to 1 regular season meaningless Texas RANGERS "choke". Dont even get me started on how much time you all dedicate to bashing Romo and the Cowboys.
Show Dallas the fuckin respect we deserve, and if you wont then we will force you to after we kick the ever loving shit out of you in the world series
2016 World Series Champs= Texas RANGERS
Btw >Rags is the stupidest forced meme on this entire website, its worse than Reddits doge meme
>>68919681
>rags
>>68919527
Only 2,363 refugees from yurop and central asia were given asylum last year
>>68919769
That number is useless without the number of applicants.
>>68919527
just say you're muslim and that you're fleeing your oppressive home nation, we won't know the difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61spAt92APc
>hating Kenny Albert
Him and Thom Brennaman are the elite play callers for baseball
What is one result that is GUARANTEED for 2016?
It has to be the Dodgers winning the West right.
Reminder that division titles mean more than rings since they have to be won over the course of a 162 game season instead of a dozen games in October.
Reminder that it's far better to witness the career of the GOAT pitcher than to witness postseason """success"""
Reminder that any pitcher without multiple CYA's, ERA titles, and Strikeout titles is shit compared to Clayton Kershaw
Reminder that the Dodgers winning 3 straight division titles is far more meaningful than the jints and their even year meme.
Prove any of this wrong. Pro-tip: You can't.
>>68919815
the twins finishing last
>>68919700
>>68919715
>>68919736
Im officially calling for the mods to permanently ban anyone who posts the >Rags spam, it fits the classic definition of spam and as we all know spam is a rule violation. Time to clean this board up. Thank you in advance mods.
>>68919815
>aussie
>cusbfag
>presumably by choice
laughs were had
>>68919843
>RAGS
>A
>G
>S
>all this false flaggin
can i get some (You)s too?
>>68919815
Nah, it's the Giants year
Cubs winning the Central and choking in the playoffs is the biggest gurantee
>>68919803
Thank God I'm from Britain. It'll make this story much more believable.
>>68919880
>8919880
>919880
>1988
ahahaha
>doyers
>>68919906
Go to Scotland. They'll be free of the English degenerates by 2018
>this rotation
>>68919906
coincidentally, i'll be visiting the UK in october. what should i buy with my extremely valuable american dollars?
>Royshits
>>68919880
Here ya go my man
>>68919950
I am Scottish. I just don't trust the rest of my country to not fuck up a 2nd time.
>>68919955
>Edinson Volquez easily the best starter in the rotation
>>68919880
Im not a false flagger, Im tired of the nonstop Cowboys/Rangers hate and I have come to the edge, what the hell did the Rangers do to any of you? They dont deserve the hate, theyre the most lovable team and you guys do nothing but bash them, one strike away, the blown no hitter, lastnight, it never ends, fuck off already and get a better hobby than making anti rangers threads and spamming >Rags
What would your moms say if they knew you spent all your free time trying to bully a team of nice guys like the Rangers?
roylmaos
>7-0
>top of the second
LOL THE ROYALS ARE DOING IT AGAIN
>>68919962
Westminster and The Queen. Little Englanders would give everything to you to get them back.
>>68919989
I just hate Texas
it's not anything personal
>>68919983
I'm visiting there next year for about a month. tfw the only thing the pigfucker PM will be known for is causing the breakup of two unions.
/mlb/, what team has gone to the World series twice in a row within the last 6 years and lost both times?
>>68919989
I don't think he was just referring to you. I also false flagged. I was trying to make it obvious but maybe I didn't
>>68920052
Where you heading?
>>68920090
Talk to me after this years World Series, little smartass.
>>68920118
no need to be rude, Im just filling out some MLB trivia
whats the answer?
>>68920084
Sorry bub secession is literally illegal in the US
the supreme court agreed, don't bother them about it
>>68920090
Royals. Rings don't count if the best pitcher in the game isn't in the WS
These are the conditions I deem fair.
>>68920115
Dundee, and then island hopping and backpacking around for a few weeks with a friend who lives there. I've never left the US so i'm excited
>Gausman finally gets a win
>Tillman decides to have a shit night
Is it too much to ask for ALL of our starters to be decent at the same time?
>>68920084
Why is Texas so fucking based?
>>68919989
>>68920084
>>68920118
>
>>68920168
You talking postseason or regular season?
Kershaw would choke in the WS.
>>68920168
I was up in Dundee the other week. It'll be good if you're young and up for a drink. Not much going on apart from that.
But in terms of landscape Scotland is pretty GOAT.
>>68920135
Stop living in the past grampa, the Texas RANGERS are the best team in baseball RIGHT NOW, the Texas RANGERS are on their way to a world series win RIGHT NOW.
>pirates waking up
Yeeeeeeeeessssssss
>PIRATES
>HOME RUN
Tell me where it hurts the most doyers fans?
>>68920347
the Texas Rangers blew a 7 Run lead JUST YESTERDAY, and the Texas Rangers are en route to a first round exit THIS YEAR
How can the Dodgers spend so much money?
AND STILL BE THIS BAD?!
I don't like when /MLB/ becomes a Dodger game thread. Can't you guys just make a game thread?
>>68919401
FUCKING THIS
>>68920439
>yfw dodgers spend so much money they're actually paying a bunch of players to NOT play for them
>>68920382
these are giants fans
Offers?
>>68920388
Naw, if there is a baseball god the Rngers will get to the WS just to lose to the Giants again. NOW THAT WOULD BE TRUE SUFFERING.
>>68920479
This is a spic.
>>68920439
1) Their offense is based on the long ball, so when they can't hit home runs it looks even worse than usual
2) Their rotation is pretty bad except for Kershaw and sometimes Maeda
3) The jury is still out on Dave Roberts but there are some questionable decisions he's made
4) They have no heart
>>68920457
I honestly have no idea why people don't make Dodgers game threads, the Giants have everyday ones despite only averaging ~15 posters in each one, and I always assumed there were more dodgers fans on /spee/ than Giants fans
I like whiteyball.
https://twitter.com/TheJK_Kid/status/746852074776891392
he's okay!
>>68909766
>i-it's not our fault we l-lost! J-jews! Injuries! O-overachievers!
Only losers make excuses
>>68920497
We'll take an elite catcher for Carson Fulmer and two of our other AAA prospects.
d'Arnaud bros mother confirmed for Milf tier
PERFECT LOCKE
>jeff fucking locke perfect through five
>DOYERS
>>68920646
The NBA is clearly rigged though. Even if the Warriors would've won. I didn't see him mention injuries. He didn't even make excuses for the Sharks, he just said they shouldn't have even been there in the first place
Your guys' thirst for California cock is truly unbearable
>>68920684
Toss in Zangari and a lottery ticket pitching arm
>>68920538
>Giants Fan
I hate making this thread a jints/doyers thing but they are like the best example of how to and how not to play baseball as a team/organization.
Jints play with little ego but a shit ton of pride in their team/team effort while the doyers are the total opposite. I have never seen a worst base running team than LA.
>TFW looking at you PUIG
And their fielding is somewhat average at best while the Giants have more Gold Gloves than most teams.
All star voting is such a fucking joke. The players should just be voted on by managers
>>68920866
>Giants have more Gold Gloves than most teams.
they didn't have a gold glove since vizquel until crawford got one last year
>>68920866
>gold gloves
candidates probably, awards no
>>68920868
I don't trust old ass Bobby Cox voting on anything
>>68920866
>>68920538
>4) They have no heart
You're wrong.
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/la-dodgers-meeting-dave-roberts-justin-turner-nl-west-sf-giants-062416
>>68920945
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY NIGGA BOBBY COX YOU FAGGOT.
The Rangers are going to beat the Cubs in the World Series
Fucking faggot Astros and their meme offense
>>68921039
>cusb
>world series
kek
>>68921039
>rags
>cuc.ks
>world series
Yeah, nah
I work for ESPN and me and my colleagues literally cant figure out a way to beat a healthy Texas Rangers team, you cant friggin do it. Once Yu Darvish comes back the Rangers will be unstoppable
>>68921039
>mfw imagining the shitposting of a rangers-cubs WS
no
no
i don't want this
>>68921143
Rangers fans dont shitpost, this is a gentlemans team, we act accordingly.
>>68921229
low quality, you can do better
>>68920955
Wow it only took them 28 years before they fucking had the talk since the last time they won anything of value as a team.
>WELL BETTER LATE THAN NEVER I GUESS
I think the other teams like the jints have that talk all the time. It's only a thing when a team like the doyers do it since they seem so self-absorbed.
>>68921229
*tips Rangers fedora brought to you by New Era®*
>>68921245
I think you can do better than patrolling threads attempting to call out "le epic bait"
If you dont have a proper response then concede defeat and dont cry "l-low quality bait!"
>>68921333
slightly better quality, don't stop working on it
***MLB TRIVIA***
This team currently has the best record in the AL and is about to win a world series.
McAbsolute MADMAN
>>68921517
i'll go with "Not Applicable"
>>68921517
Even if the Rangers make it to the WS, the Giants will beat them like a dog
>>68921517
>win a world series
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
How about no.
>Cutch single-handedly clubbing the dogs
>>68921517
>about to win a World Series
implied correct answer: some team
correct answer: no one because it's still July, you idiot
>>68921683
It's nice to see him hitting again
He really needs to get the dreads back though he looks like a giraffe with short hair
Rangers have the deepest bats and the Darvish/Hamels/Lewis rotation is the most fatal in the league, Rangers Series is a lock barring umpball or fluke injuries.
>>68921755
isn't darvish ded again
>Game one thread at half time
>>68921755
>Darvish/Hamels/Lewis
don't you mean
>Hamels/Lewis?
>>68921755
>darvish
kek
>>68921769
so is lewis
I smell a false flag
>>68921755
>Rangers Series loss is a lock barring umpball or fluke injuries.
ftfy
you people never learn. the above greentexted statement is as certain as the Dallas Cowboys going 8-8, give or take a game, and choking in the playoffs if the NFCE is bad enough that they sneak into the postseason.
>>68921823
Darvish isnt hurt, its just precautionary, and Lewis' injury isnt serious fuckin baseball amateur
>>68921683
>Dodgers the starting point in turning the Pirates season around
I bet Kershaw gets lit up tomorrow too.
New thread
>>68921861
>>68921861
>>68921861
>>68921861
>TFW Dodgers relief pitching and fielding
How do the fans of this team even watch this shit?!
>>68921888
>>68921888
>>68921888
red sox rangers
>DOYERS
>>68921755
>and the Darvish/Hamels/Lewis rotation is the most fatal in the league
Not only are 2/3 of those on the DL, but the Indians have a much better rotation. Rags """fans""" are such retarded homers
>>68921755
>blowing a 7 run lead
>rags
