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WAS:Strasburg (back) scratched from Sunday's start
SD:Pomeranz fires seven shutout innings vs. Reds
CLE:Carrasco twirls four-hitter to down Tigers
PHI:Velasquez discussed innings limit with Boras
CLE:Lindor enjoys first multi-homer game Saturday
STL:Matt Adams (back) out for second straight game
TOR:Man on fire: Encarnacion rips three more hits
CWS:Lawrie homers twice as White Sox fall short
BAL:Gausman holds Rays scoreless over 7 2/3 IP
HOU:A.J. Reed batting sixth in MLB debut Saturday
CWS:Jose Abreu (leg) back in Saturday's lineup
PIT:Gregory Polanco (leg) not in lineup Saturday
mariners
Inb4 faggot KC cat
Red Sox
>>68921888
>>68921888
>>68921888
red sox rangers game thread
***MLB TRIVIA***
Which AL West team with the initials TR and rhymes with Blexas Sangers is going to win the world series this year?
Royals
There will be no defeat of the Braves coming up.
>>68921927
So I'm guessing the jints go up by 8 games over the doyers tonight right?
Once the Rangers get bullpen pieces and maybe another Rotation arm before the deadline your ass in a world of painpain, rest of MLB
prepare your sphincters shitlords
>>68921982
Alexis Bangers? The porn star?
Seems unlikely
>>68921982
Not ringing any bells
Where my Mets bros at?
Just tuned in
WE NIMMO NOW
>>68921982
Threxas Rhetorankers?
WINDIANS
CREEPY GLOVES FER MUH FEET
>BLANTON
>CHIMPS OUT LIKE A BLACK MAN
At least the doyers are amusing to watch for some reason.
>>68921861
>Strasburg (back) scratched from Sunday's start
I would take literal piles of shit over the Dodgers lineup right now.
who /memeteam/ here
The Lastros have won 7 games in a row.
Now, this would be impressive, but there is a team, same division, same state, that have had the best record since May 1st, that effectively nullified this feat.
Which team is this?
>>68922094
>literally the only viable starter in this year's FA class
>adding to his injury history
Just making it more hilarious when some dumbfuck big market team gives him 8/200 minimum
>>68922108
Dodgers' lineup is an insult to piles of shit, m8.
>>68922126
padres?
>>68922126
I dunno, who's their AAA team?
>>68922116
REPORTING
This FOX guy is right, something I've felt for a long time. MLB should own Fourth of July, much like NBA owns Christmas day, NFL owns thanksgiving, and NHL is owning new years day now.
>>68922116
All teams are meme teams.meverything is a meme these days
>>68922130
What if someone paid him 7yr/175m?
>rags shitposters in full force
why
>>68922130
>Strasburg
>FA
Anon...
>>68922137
I honestly wish the dodgers never got the money in the first place. i would rather they be a broke shitty team than a rich shitty team because at least the broke team plays with heart.
>>68922224
They're angry their team is getting insulted on a minute-by-minute basis.
Mets
>PUIG
>SMART BASE RUNNING
I'll be honest /sp/ I never thought I would see this day.
>>68922130
Oh yeah, he signed that extension, forgot about that. Laugh at the Nashitnals then
>>68922248
Well, if their team and especially city wasn't so unlikable, maybe the insults wouldn't be as warranted.
>>68922285
>Only person on the team that can hit is murphy
>One starter constantly injured
>One spic starter is so bad he needs to be deported
>another starter gives up a HR every 2 pitches
>2 more literally who starters
>Papelbon
>Still in first place
H O W ?
O
W
?
>Doyers
>RISP
>>68922348
The rest of the NL East is also kinda collapsing?
I think Giancarlo is gonna wake up and the Marlins are gonna make a run for it though
What's more frustrating?
>losing 1-0 because your pitching is stellar but your offense cant get more than 4 hits
>losing 8-7 because your guys can hit but your pitching spills spaghetti every inning
>>68922403
NL team? 1st one.
AL team? 2nd one.
>>68922403
I'd rather have good pitching than good hitting.
>>68922403
Both are the same and neither matter towards the overall season unless it happens in an elimination game
>Bottom of 7th
>2 chimp outs already by white players
So /sp/ will the doyers go for the chimp out hat trick or are they done for the day?
>>68922403
More infuriating to watch a starter throw a gem and get no support every time
>>68922375
Giancarlo doesn't give a fuck since he signed a 13 year deal. Mets cant into offense every other night. Phillies accepted their fate and at one time were like 8 games over .500. And the braves have been on life support since opening day.
>>68922403
Honestly I'd rather have good hitting. Good hitting usually means more players are doing well. If you have bad pitching, it could just mean one pitcher is stinking it up.
>doyers
>Altuve
Kek
Mlb trivia time:
Which team sucks so badly they have not had a championship ring in 28 years, paid 300 million for players the past few years and still cannot be a playoff contender team for the World Series and is named "The Dodgers?"
>>68922375
When they were dancing around above .500. Ozuna and others have been carrying the team. If they can keep the pace they're in, bring in Gordon and we could see Marlins NL East champs.
I've heard talks about getting another arm in the rotation. Apparently it's riding on cubs series (chance to win or tie) and the tigers series. First time I've been exciting over this team for a long while. Go Fish.
>>68922720
hmmmmmm
Id like to call a friend
Really makes ya think
>>68922726
That's right, I forgot that Dee Gordon is coming back.
Is he still gonna be as good without his pilates, though?
>>68922720
Uh...
Umm...
Fuck
The Long Island Ducks?
>>68922720
You can shit on the Dodgers as much as you want but they've definitely been 'contenders' the past few years
The problem is that they can't move beyond being contenders
>>68922831
Are you fucking kidding me? They limp their way to the playoffs each and every time. I'm a huge Dodger fan but I can tell when my team is a joke.
>>68922892
>I'm a huge Dodger fan
>no trip
>posting intelligently
I didn't see the double Altuve hit, anyone know if he could've possibly made it to third for the cycle?
>>68922762
I dunno. Depends on how long he's been doing pilates. However, Derek Deitrich (his replacement) is just below .300 so, it can go either way. Considering that if the Marlins do make a run. They'll have to use Derek instead of Gordon
Let deGrom pitch god damn it
>>68922955
He definitely would've made it if he didn't trip
PHI Phillies vs SF Giants
10:05 PM ET | 7:05 PM PT
>>68922911
>>68922911
>>68922911
>>68922978
Why would you want to risk injury ?
Ok that was some sick pitching by the Pirates
>>68922993
hahahaha.....shit :(
>RISP's
simply epic
Is there a more disgusting team/fan base than the Asstros?
>>68923086
rangers?
whos?
cubs?
Cardinals @ Mariners
>>68923142
>>68923142
1984-edition
>>68923086
Cusb.
Ugliest fanbase in baseball.
Just look at their crowd.
Sticky, pasty, pale, virgins.
>>68923206
>but they have the best fans in the world!!!
>pic is from 2014
>>68922930
I know right? I honestly feel sometimes that I am the only Dodger fan on Earth who sees the Dodgers for what they are.
>tied 0-0
>10th inning
>Flo rida post game concert
Wew lad
>>68921959
Then why aren't the Indians better than the Rangers?
>>68923304
Stop false flagging please. It's pathetic
>>68923483
>go to Rays game a few weeks ago
>there's a postgame concert by The Fray after
>mfw The Fray is still a thing
Hoist the flag boyos
>mest in charge of small ball
lol
Nice "offense", dodgers
Holy shit de Aza confirmed for gone after that
Holy fuck, I thought the semen slurping sport thing was a meme. Never watching divegrass again. Sticking to baseball.
HEY RANGERS... OOPS I MEAN RAGS (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) ARE DOWN 1-0 HAHAHAHA LET'S SPAM ABOUT HOW SHITTY THEY ARE HAHAHAHAHA RAGS AMIRITE AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68923868
>rags
>>68923868
You are so fucking mad right now it's not even funny.
>losing to the Red Sux
>Rags
>>68923868
>rags
How many times were the
>rags
one strike away from winning the World Series?
>>68923074
god i love this team
>>68923946
TWICE
nice
>>68923554
I'm not false flagging I mean can you be honest for once in your delusional Dodgerfag life and get it through your thick skull that this team sucks? I'm glad I didn't buy any jerseys of this team because there is no one on this team that is worth it.
>>68924029
I'm a Giants fan. The way everybody gargles Dodgers jizz is disgusting and pathetic though. Stop
>>68924029
>Who is Justin Turner?
Every time Dario Alvarez pitches, I can't help thinking of Daario Naharis. Thanks, television.
THANK YOU BASED KELLY
>>68924039
Wrong sport potato
>>68924079
>.249
>>68924061
...what's wrong with this, exactly?
Of course it's Kelly Johnson
Thank you based Kelly Johnson
>>68924133
And? At least he cares
>>68924134
Are you a rags fan trying to rationalize being a disrespectful asshole, or just stupid?
>>68924117
careful or I will heem u
>>68924134
it's a memorial for a person, it's not a real grave obviously but it still deserves respect
if that was for your dead mom you wouldn't want animals putting empty beer cans on her memorial statue
>>68924160
Caring doesn't translate to being good.
>>68924151
>>68924150
>>68924113
>>68924088
Why don't we have a thread?
>>68924150
Don't be sad because it happened. Be happy you have an opportunity to watch it unfold.
>>68924134
>Is there anything wrong with covering a memorial statue with empty booze bottles
hmmmm
>>68924198
>current year
>Barves gamethreads
>le spinal stenosis man will have a kid this week
This is new to me.
>>68924198
too late now
I post in mets game threads if someone else posts them but I stopped making them since barely anyone ever seems to care recently
It's okay Barves I still love you.
>>68924224
>attempts to pick up and hold his kid for the first time
>his back can't handle the stress so he can't even lift her
>he will never be able to hold his newborn baby like a normal father
feels bad man
>>68924237
Its based on the opponent. Mets threads generate like 10-20 of its own fans. But if were facing like the braves or marlins, we could go 1/2 the game without n opponent post.
>>68923689
Dodgers: 8 hits 1 run
Pirates: 5hits 6 runs
>WTF HOW BAD WAS THE DODGERS PITCHING AND FIELDING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN?!
Buck truck rolls on x2
Tillman's shittiest game of the season but we still have Based Wieners
>>68924237
/sp/ is ded. It died because moot made long post timers and because people got dedicated private HD streams with instant chats.
Ain't the beer cold
>>68924359
>Borioles.
>>68924134
I'm guessing that's the statue for the dad taht reached over the railing for a ball thrown to him by that coke head player that went the angels and fell to his death while his son watched.
>>68924375
>4 home run comeback
>boring
I think u got the wrong team pal
Good lord tampa bay fucking sucks
>>68924396
What about
>Glorioles
>>68924134
That was a person's life, not a game
>Dada, why does that fat guy with a fedora keep saying "HAHA RAGS" to me?
>>68924416
At least they have the Bolts lol.
>>68924446
meanwhile his dad is already dead as a result of Josh hamilton
>>68924359
that is one god damn smug chalk drawing
>>68924473
Is that the same kid?
>>68924473
>the analslimes of analheims are paying a murderer millions of dollars to sit on the DL for another team
sick cucks the anglels are i swear
>>68924444
Those are some fugly ass unis
WHY DIDNT YOU JUST KILL ME?
>>68924328
How ironic is it that >we gave Wieters the QO hoping he'd decline and were disappointed he took it, but now he's having a good enough year that it's actually a bargain?
>>68924521
Behead those who insult the Braves.
>>68924498
No, just another future orphan. It's Texas so his dad will probably kill himself cleaning a loaded shotgun or something equally as stupid.
>>68924444
>De Aza
>Jim Johnson
i'm having PTSD
Thoughts on speeding up the game by intentionally walking without throwing pitches?
>>68924659
nah
Thank you based DP
>>68924444
Your quads saved the Mets
THANKS SENPAI
Why did the Royals lose back to back home games?
the lead is cut to 2
>washitton
>nashitnals
>>68924659
No. Most IBBs only take like 30 seconds so it really wouldn't change anything.
And remember that KC/Sox game where the sox pitcher couldn't throw an IBB to save his life and it hurt his team? I don't want to get rid of that and make it easier on the pitcher.
>>68924659
Awful idea and only ADHD kiddies who don't watch anyway think the game needs to be sped up with gimmicks like this
>>68924444
De Aza showing some white sox fundamentals
This is your reminder that PECOTA predicted the Rays would win the AL East and finish with a 91-71 record.
Name a better Free Agent acquisition that happened this year that is better than the Ian Desmond to the Rangers signing
[spoiler]Protip: You Can't.[/spoiler]
>>68924778
Johnny Cueto, if that counts
>>68924778
White Sox getting Chris Shi-
hahahahah
Im sorry, I cant finish that sentence
>>68924778
Friendly reminder that Ian Desmond literally, unironically turned down a $107 million contract extension.
>>68924793
Close but not better
ASTROS
S
T
R
O
S
>>68924821
Wouldn't you to get a guaranteed ring?
>>68924819
James Shields*
Kevin Berkhardt come back bby.
Gelbs is a faggot.
>>68924846
>mid 2000's jersey/color scheme
Disgusting. Get some orange and blue in there.
>>68924852
His performance will go down in the annals of art. Truly a magnificent performance art piece.
>>68924819
>chris
>THE ROYALS HAVE A CATCHER PITCHING
>HE'S BETTER THAN THEIR STARTING PITCHERS
CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>drew butera pitching
>Position player pitching for KC
>>68924819
>>68924852
>free agent
>offseason
>chris
you tried
>>68924778
Mike Napoli
>cards
lmao
>>68924850
Nats will go deeper in the playoffs than the Rags
>>68925108
>deeper
How do you go deeper than winning it all? Also did anyone see our defense turn that double play against that faggot Pedroia?
>Indians running away with the division
>>68924911
>position player pitching for Toronto
>in the PLAYOFFS
>>68921998
>>68918566
kek, Kyle Ryan didn't know what he was saying
>Indians SPs have three CGs in last four games. Salazar: "The reason I didn't throw a complete game is I wanted the relievers to play, too."
>>68922323
Coincidence that the Windians are undefeated since telling this false meme to fuck off? I think not.
>>68925170
I'm curious which Justin we'll see tomorrow. He can still bring it when he's not distracted by other stuff.
>naming ur player Big Daddy Dick on The Show
kys
>>68924873
That jersey was actually pretty good bro better then the current crap
>Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis 12s12 seconds ago
>Steven Wright gives up 7 runs, but only three of them were earned. Have yourself a night, Red Sox defense.
WWWWWWWWindians
>>68925520
>colorblind anon detected
>>68925086
not even close
>BTFO by the pie rats
doyer bros, what the fuck man
>>68925966
Opinion discredited
>>68925369
hopefully the offense brings it
>>68921985
...got BTFO by the Lastros two nights in a row
>>68926028
Why is he tackling that fridge?
>>68925988
>Jints shouldn't be winning they can't get away with this
>muh based turner
>goatshaw
>muh 250m payroll
>whaddya mean we can't just payroll to victory
Wtf is that 250m even going to nobody there is worth anything besides goatshaw
>walgreens literally incapable of dominating a division for more than one month in the first half of the season
i am very ok with this
fan jumped the fence and ran on the field at safeco just now
>>68926082
Cont. Jesus ur paying McCarthy 16m either 17 and Ryu 8 and craw 20 and neither are on 25 man
>>68926107
It is lit, Familia. It's coming home la
De Aza dfa when though
>>68922720
I would have also accepted "The Tigers"
>>68926152
What a waste.
>by the end of the night, barring the phillies actually doing something, the Giants will end up having the most wins in MLB
Wew lads
are the natinals gonna choke out of playoff contention?
>>68926152
Doesn't this fucker know we're in a drought
as an orioles fan i'm totally on board with this indians thing, go tribe
Video of the safeco field fence jumper
https://twitter.com/VanHicklestein/status/746913470965112832
>>68926152
>slap it, push it, throw it on the floor, yell at no one in particular
Weakest fucking chimpout ever
>>68926225
kek
>>68926169
muy bueno
>>68926225
lmao
>>68926287
When I was in high school I used to break wood bats over my knee like I was Bo Jackson.
/mlb/, post your best LEL TROLL face XD when the rags blow their lead again tonight
>>68926315
>rasgs
>>68926310
are you like 50 because high school ball as far as I know for the last 30 years has used aluminum
>>68926169
Fug
>>68926225
>jumping fence in the middle of a play
at least wait until a strike out or between innings, holy shit.
>>68926468
How else will xhe get xis desperately needed attention for being a strong brave rule-breaking indixidual?
>jints
>>68926315
>rhaahggg$$$
i really want to punch jerry remy in the face
my god his voice is fucking annoying
>>68926455
I used to carry wooden bats around me for the sole purpose of intimidating opponents. That and I prefer wood to aluminum.
first dubs to reply to this post decides what team otani goes to
trips and your team will move to montreal by the time he arrives in da states
>>68926582
Atlanter.
>>68926582
Mets
>>68926582
phillies
>>68926225
he's a wizard
he was clearly going onto the field before the ball was even hit
>>68926582
mariners
>>68926582
Windians
>>68926169
Sorry 4 jinx
>>68926582
Based tribe
>>68926603
Refill.
>>68926582
expos
>>68926582
orioles
>>68926665
Reload.
>>68926582
yankees, but his elbow explodes
>>68926582
>rags
>>68926625
>>68926650
>>68926675
Every 25 posts, impressive
Reroll for>>68926640
>>68926649
>>68926582
Astros
>>68926723
>>68926724
thanks
Nominate your three players for ROY, MVP, CYA, Relief Man and Comeback Player:
ROY:
>AL: Mazara, Merrifield, or Fulmer
>NL: A. Diaz, C. Seager, or Story
CYA:
>AL: Salazar, M. Wright, or Sale
>NL: Kershaw, Bumgarner, or Arrieta
MVP:
>AL: Ortiz, Altuve, or V. Martinez
>NL: Kershaw, Zobrist, or Cespedes
Relief Man:
>AL: W. Davis, Britton, or Chapman
>NL: Familia, Jansen, or Melancon
Comeback:
>AL: Sabathia, Otero, or Trumbo
>NL: Ichiro, Lucroy, or J. Bruce
>>68926582
no team
he pitches in the mexican league
>>68926582
doyers
>>68926770
i will not rest
>>68926788
FUCKING SHIT
>>68926788
FUCK
>>68926788
no pls no
it's not fair anymore
anybody else watching NPB tonight
>>68924444
Jesus Christ
Good riddance both of you
>>68926788
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>68926758
ROY: Mazara, Seager
CY: Sale, Kershaw
MVP: Machado, ??? (a Cub, maybe Rizzo)
Reliever: Britton, Familia
Comeback: Sabathia, Bruce
Not even the >rags could blow a 7-run lead in one inning, right?
>chokeland baserunning
what the fuck was that
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/16505921/jose-reyes-expected-sign-new-york-mets-reuniting-first-mlb-team
YES
>>68926883
NL MVP is Arenado
>>68926788
like pottery la
Angels-A's was such a fantastic shitposting rivalry
nowadays they can't even get a thread going
what went wrong?
>>68927198
They've all become Giants and Dodgers fans
>>68927141
nah it's kershit really let's be honest
if he's already won it once then he should win it in his best season
2016 is peakest of peak kershit
>>68926990
Nah that's only reserved for the whoa
>>68926859
where do you find streams?
>>68927284
What did they mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfFrHM8uP9g
i'm going to start a shitposting flamewar in the next 20 minutes. Just watch
>facing chris sale tomorrow
>stroshit on the mound
>60 % chance of rain around gametime
thanks for not blowing it >rags
>>68927320
>they still won the game too
Good times
>jints
>losing to the lillies
smfh
Are the Rags 21 games above .500, or 10.5 games above .500
>>68927412
dude what
>>68927198
Angels fans got deported. :(
>>68926219
Thanks, O's bro
>>68926225
This kid ran on the field and scaled the wall after the parade on Wednesday: https://twitter.com/pronkville08/status/745787387775754240
>>68926758
Naquin's defense is bad but he's got like 160 wRC+ so he should receive some votes.
>>68927412
both
You may only reply to this if your team is back above .500 again
Based twinkfu
>>68927511
My team never even sniffed .500 but I'm going to reply to you anyway.
Post songs that describe your teams season in 2016 as of now
>Royals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHCwU9rUdY
>>68927627
no, that's gay
>>68927627
>cuntry
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>68926758
>bumshit
>cy young
lol this is the hottest meme of 2016
>>68927645
u r gay
I bet your a memeiners fan
I have ur song right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA
>>68927627
>mets
>literally a beat-for-beat repeat of 2015 complete with collapsing walgreens incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9BWndKEgs
>>68922930
>tripfags
>doyer fans
Trip fags are the worst no matter what. I can't stand that faggot grienke tripfag. I like the doyers but I hate the fanbase even more
>>68927627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejH_00f9og8
that was a close one
>>68927627
>Windians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G2l_A9nB0
WHICH TEAM AM I???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w
>>68927711
rags?
>>68927660
>lyrics video
>"peices"
lel
>>68927627
red sox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpWQgLcTi8
>mfw "people" thought the dodgers would win the NL west this year
>>68927660
>>68927727
>"whish"
>doolittle
Fuck this faggot
HE'S SHIT NOW, SEND HIM TO STOCKTON
>chokeland pathetics
>>68927759
wrong
>>68927790
I am talking about tonights game
>>68927765
Get fucked
>analslime
>RISP
PICK 2
>it's an Angels offense gets a couple runs early and completely sputters out the rest of the game episode
I hate reruns
>>68927840
fix your shitty bullpen
it almost coughed up 3+ run leads in the ninth two nights in a row
>>68922348
>Only person who hits its Murphy
But who was Wilson Ramos?
>anglels
>>68927865
closer
Doolittle's been shit ever since he came back from surgery last season.
Most of their bullpen is actually pretty good you casual faggot, rotation is hot dogshit because there's literally a literal who every week making his MLB debut.
>mfw kj cucked the barves in fatlanta
>>68927386
I dunno how but I'll take it
>>68927960
you're telling me, an angels fan, about a shitty bullpen?
>>68927997
*rotation
damn, fucked that up good
Hey /mlb/. Got a list of current pitchers who may or may not have a shot at the Hall of Fame. Feel free to discuss, critique, shitpost, etc, but keep in mind the varied lengths of these guys' careers, and assume they keep up the current pace for at least another few years.
>LOCKS
Kershaw
>"SOFT" LOCKS (NO GUARANTEES)
Sabathia
Hernandez
Hamels
Scherzer
Buehrle
>OUTSIDE SHOTS
Greinke
Verlander
Lester
Zimmermann
>PROBABLY NOT
Colon
>TOO EARLY TO TELL
Sale
2015 World Series MVP
>jays give up 7 home runs but still win
Is this meme magic? Does this mean it turns out that A FUCKING LEAF stole the Royals meme magic?
>>68928032
>salvador perez
>pitcher
>>68928032
Bumgarner maybe as an outside shot, mostly due to his insane postseason capabilities and being a fairly consistent ace.
>>68928052
>>68928052
ah, you are correct on 2015. I meant 2014 WS MVP Bumgarner.
>>68928036
>who sux
everyone has meme magic against them
>>68928032
>Hamels
>Scherzer
LMAO
>>68928032
>scherzer
Kek. He was shit until 2nd half of 2012 desu
>>68928032
>Scherzer
>>68928114
colon unironically deserves HOF more than scherzer and hamels
I think Kershit and Felix are the only two locks as far as pitchers go in the majors right now
>>68928036
we didnt steal shit, this """"""""offense"""""""" just shows up every 3 or 4 days and beats up on a shitty pitcher and then fucks off for a couple games afterwards while we piss away quality starts from our starters and hover around .500 untill we eventually collapse
theres a reason balitmore is winning the division despite having the 1st or 2nd worst starting rotation in the division
>>68928032
1. Clayton Kershaw
>>>>>>>>POWER GAP
2. Felix Hernandez
>>>minor crevice
3. CC Sabathia
4. Justin Verlander
>>>>>>> power gap
everyone else
>>68928126
I 100% agree, but he wont cause PEDs
>>68928109
Scherzer's got a big boost for his case with the 20-K game this year and the no-hitters, though.
As for Hamels, he had been the horse and ace for a Phillies team that, but for a short period of mercurial success with some great FA help, has been, well, the Phillies. The move to Texas has been a mixed bag, as was sort of expected, but he hasn't been outright bad, which is very important.
>>68928161
>Verlander
even though he's been all but useless since he threw his arm out for good and now it's only good for fingering Kate Upton?
>>68928179
verlander had as many complete games in 2012 than scherzer has in his entire career
scherzer is an adrenaline babby that has flashy games every once in a while but the other half of the time is hittable garbage
he's probably on amphetamines
>>68928032
If Felix can even be average as he finishes his career he gets in
>>68928204
>le 130 pitch count man
even edinson volquez can throw complete games with a hook like that
Not even a single Cards fan showed up to shitpost with us today. what a shame
>>68928032
>Buehrle
Pls
>>68928032
Buehrle is in no way a HOFer. Not even close. You can't just be consistently good for several years, you have to have a period of absolute dominance in there as well.
>>68928263
>>68928293
like I said, Hall voters love >les no-hitters/perfect games, and he has always been the anchor of his rotation. Given he finishes with good enough numbers, he could get in the same way Blyleven did–by the SABR nerds kicking and screaming until the "traditionalists" caved, and he squeaked in.
nighty-night, /mlb/oys, think we can all agree the only sure thing is Kershaw. gotta go
he'll get in, r-right guys?
>>68928347
Higher chance of getting into the hall than into the playoffs
>>68928385
those benches looks so nice
>>68928363
Damn, that's cold-blooded.
>>68928347
>0 postseason innings pitched
even multiple entries has that
>Thanks for taking me to the Astros game, anon! I want to see ours boys catch up to the "rags" hehe
>>68928423
How do you even take a pic like this by a ballpark without someone noticing?
>>68928032
>>LOCKS
>Kershaw
>Félix
that's it.
Those are both the greatest LHP and RHP of their generation. Also the best active careers among LHP and RHP so it's not even under my own conditions, it's fact.
>>"SOFT" LOCKS (NO GUARANTEES)
>Sabathia
Has to really rejuvenate his career. Won't make it.
>Hamels
Work horse, K/9 elite even at this stage in his career. I don't see him slowing down. He's close.
>Scherzer
Any nigga that tells me he's an edrenaline baby needs to stfu. He has the most wins in baseball since 2012 and a cy young.
>Buehrle
No. Work horse but his career ERA is just not not where it's supposed to be. Hall of VERY good.
>>OUTSIDE SHOTS
>Greinke
He's a soft lock. One of the best RHP of his generation, posted the lowest ERA of his generation, was never expected to be an ace starter. Won 2 cy youngs, 2 ERA titles, on both leagues. I see Greinke posting an ERA of ~3 over the next 4 seasons which should be enough.
>Verlander
I'm done trying to convince retards that he's a hall of famer. Eat shit.
>Lester
LMAO some good postseason performances but ultimately a 3.7ERA Pitcher. Not even looking at the numbers because that is who he is. I can also bet that his FIP is even higher than his ERA.
>Zimmermann
I like him. Just not a hall of famer.
>>PROBABLY NOT
>Colon
Long career but unfortunately he's just not good enough. His peak years are what we would consider down years or "off" years for many of the pitchers listed here.
>>TOO EARLY TO TELL
>Sale
As of now hes on his way.
You completely browsed over Adam Wainwright and Cueto who would have won Cy Youngs if notfor Kershaw.
Bumshit needs to actually win some sort
of award. Fuck even a God Damn gold glove, something, all of these guys got cy youngs, ERA titles, strikeout titles, they all got something that they lead the league in for 7 months.
Rings are cool but you can't be a hall of famer if you couldn't lead the league in some sort of award for your position over your career. Sorry.
>>68928518
>Bumshit needs to actually win some sort
>NLCS MVP
>WS MVP
>(also SI Sportsman of the Year)
>>68928518
He leads all of history with the best ERA in the World Series, and he's pitched in 3 of them.
Shut up slut.
>>68928518
DG you are a good guy in my book
>>68928547
>>68928572
>0 cy youngs
>0 strikeout titles
>0 ERA titles
>B-but he was r-r-really good for 50 innings
Kys please come up with a better argument.
>>68928604
That wasn't what you were talking about though
>>68928582
It's just fact bro. I don't hate on GOATS, if Félix played for the giants I would praise him equally. I'm not a hater. I appreciate ad respect the talent regardless of who they play for.
Are we all just going to ignore that Rags fan embarrassing himself and his fellow >rags in that other thread right now?
>>68927404
>Like father, like home run: Dad sees Vlad Jr. jack
WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THIS
>>68928660
Babby's first 4chan thread
He should probably go back to Redit
>>68928660
Seems like a lot of false-flagging in that thread and the past few generals so idk.
>>68928677
>Dad sees Vlad Jr. jack
Gross.
>>68928677
;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCk1UY5Afus
Boston needs to apologize to Texas
>Ichiro
>Jose
>Stanton
>Dee
>Bour, Dietrich, Phelps (successful white underdogs)
Name a more likeable team.
Name a team more likely to win the NL East.
>>68928096
This.
Which team does Sale need to go to to cement his spot in the Hall of Fame?
>>68928753
>listing PEDee
>>68928677
l-lewd
>>68928753
>likeable
Most of Miami doesn't even like the Marlins.
>>68928766
Unironically it's LA. Sale behind Kershaw for the next decade would be insane. Sale teaches Kershaw his Change-up and Kershaw chats with him everyday. That's how Greinke did it. Look what happened as soon as he left.
>>68928753
>dee gordon
>likeable
dude is going to get mercilessly booed for the rest of his career
he's going to get booed off the fucking field in citi field
he's lucky the lillies suck or their fans would throw shit at him
>>68922323
This fag cursed the Warriors. Every game he went to they lost
>>68928753
>tfw really liked conley
>tfw think hes super underrated
>check his twitter
>full blown religionfag
>>68928753
>riceniggers
>likeable
>>68928805
So?
Straw poll -- Should Boston apologize to Texas?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10590494
>>68928803
he deserves a medal then
>>68928831
chat shit get banged
>>68928803
Should've told him to fuck off like Windians fans did.
>8-0 since Marlels Man was btfo
>>68928858
Why did they tell him that?
Lads I just figured out that Fangraphs leaderboards have filters that work kind of like the BBRef Play Index. My mind is blown
>>68928894
Does fangraphs also have a filter so you can see how many apologies Boston owes Texas?
>>68928772
>>68928795
Yeah I guess Dee isn't likeable anymore but most Marlins fans still love him. I prefer Deets desu.
>>68928805
He's gonna be great and he's actually a great interview. Don't be a cuck.
>>68928865
Because he's a false meme that was bad luck.* He left the game practically crying, hit up a Cubs game the next day (who then got swept by the Cards after), and went to Game 7 in Oakland and jinxed the Warriors.
I'm warning you - don't let that man in your ballpark or arena.
(*Actually it was banter about '97 that he couldn't handle and then he went on a Twitter tirade for days about Cleveland.)
>>68928945
Shoot on sight.
Got it.
From 1915-present, there are 180 qualified pitching seasons with K% above 25%
45 (25%) of them have happened from 2014-present
>>68928604
>K$
>stats
> = post-season choker
> =/= CHAMPION
> =/= ring wielder
> =/= post-season MVP
> =/= CLUTCH
>>68929012
how many innings?
>>68929001
really makes you think
>>68929012
>beating the KC Royals is enough to make up for having zero individual achievements in your career
Guess this means David Freese is a hall of famer as well retard, let's put Jeremy Affeldt in there too if you're gonna value post-season so much
>mfw i just looked through that texas thread
do we have to report this to the FBI or something?
>>68929176
it's so bad that i'm convinced it's a false flagging bostonian
>>68929169
>AUTHENTIC FAN
Just another Frisco bandwagoner.
>>68929169
>ywn be rich enough to dedicate the rest of your life to becoming a living meme
jealous desu
>>68929176
>>68929194
It's literally the same autist that posted "new best team in baseball" all the time last year along with quotes from Chucky with a picture of Josh Hamilton
>>68929226
>Frisco
jake arrieta or clayton kershaw?
>>68929138
>>68929043
>>68929012
Let's put Lester in the hall too. Mediocre 3.5 ERA pitcher who has never done anything special in a full regular season but is #3 all-time lowest WS ERA.
That makes up for having a mediocre 11 year career right?
>>68929307
for what? for whose dick you wanna suck?
>>68929176
jesus christ
>>68928677
>Dad sees Vlad Jr. jack
its like they dont care about what they write
pervs
>>68929258
There's at least one other accomplice
I want to think that one meme spamming KC fan was on board. The one that stole from /hoc/
There are 10 pitching seasons in which a pitcher has a K/9 above 9.0, a BB/9 below 1.9, and an ERA- below 60.
Kershaw has 3 (2014, 2015, 2016)
Pedro has 3 (1999, 2000, 2002)
Randy has 1 (2004)
Arrieta has 1 (2015)
Syndergaard has 1 (2016)
Felix has 1 (2014)
>>68929490
he's been dead for months since he got a job lel
hence why people aren't posting every day about how bad of fans we are anymore
>>68929307
terry will hopefully pick arrieta and not put kershit in the game unless he needs to
kershit will blow it for us again mark my words
no more hfa for the babby league
>>68929516
>Kershaw looks like a caveman
>Pedro is an ugly spic
>Randy is tall white trash
>Syndergaard is an ugly, tall freak
>Felix is a gangbanger spic
>Arrieta is a chiseled athlete with a great manly beard
If you're a girl or a gay boy, you're gonna fuck Arrieta over all those ugly pitchers who are really lesser men than Arrieta is
He's a superior man, what we should all desire to be
Just face it
>>68929531
what happend to your pitchers why have literally all of them gone full JUST mode
>>68929568
PILATES
I
L
A
T
E
S
Royals
Hey girl, I won 10 Cy Youngs and 5 MVPs, don't you wanna fuck me?
btw I look like this, is that ok?
Hey girl, I won 1 Cy Young award, don't you wanna fuck me?
btw I look like this, is that ok?
>OF COURSE IT IS JAKE, BREED ME
>>68927627
Couldn't have picked a better song myself. If they can win one off the Astros I will be happy. Hell I will take a starter making it 4 innings as long as they don't give up 5+ runs at this point. The starting rotation is so fucking streaky. The only consistent one is Kennedy. When Ventura's suspension ends hopefully he can get it together. His last start was what we need from him.
>L-10: 8-2
>>68929580
volquez lately for some reason takes an entire inning or two to figure out his release point or some shit. the start before his 12 run spaghetti start he loaded the bases with no outs in the first inning but lucked out and only gave up 1 run. he figured it out after that and didn't let anyone score again. i expect him to fix his issue and continue the rest of the season as a 3.5-4.00 ERA pitcher
chris young literally is a meme. the line between him being a literal batting practice pitcher and a le tall deception man is so small. i dont know if its some injury still or just him getting old and not being able to do whatever the fuck he does anymore.
danny duffy has been serviceable but I do think he belongs in the bullpen. his pen mentality has helped him keep things simple on the mound, but he is trying to be max scherzer without being max scherzer. his strikes thrown percentage is like top 3 in the league or majors afaik... but someone as mediocre as him cant get away with that every time. the opponent will either catch up to the ball and launch them 400 feet or foul off every pitch so much that he lasts 5 innings
ian "highest OPS allowed in 2015" kennedy is kind of regressing a bit back to what he should be after his bretty good start to the season. he is the definition of average so far this season and I don't really expect that to change much
ventura is ventura lel. he looks like he is back to being good but it literally could implode at any moment. when he is on his game he is without a doubt the best in the rotation by a mile though
>>68929651
>he has less than 2 cy young awards
Sorry Jake, we don't date losers.
>>68929226
That's Marlins Man you nigger. He knows all sorts of shit about baseball. Someone posted here that they met him on a subway train or some form of public transportation in New York during the last WS before a game. They said he was awesome and great to talk to about baseball. IDK what his prediction was as to who would win but I think he said he liked the Royals more as a team.
>>68929699
what trade package can you put together for the julio teheran sweepstakes in a few weeks
>>68929640
>>68929651
This is objectively true. No matter what, Arrieta is a professional athlete who is handsome while Kershaw looks worse than spongbob caveman. Arrieta wins at being A REAL MAN everytime.
>>68929686
Yeah, as much as people complain about country songs the phrase "One step forward and two steps back" really describes the royals this year. Its what, the 3rd time pushing their way back up to be tied with the royals or #1 in the division to fall back like 5 games?
Honestly as much as I want to hold onto the idea of the royals winning, the injuries really hurt and the Indians seem to finally hit that spot critics were predicting them to be in. Realistically I'm hoping for a wildcard berth. That's definitely in the royals range with how the starting rotation is,and injuries.
I will say though, the replacements brought in, Cuthbert, Merrifield, Butera have done a great job so far. Orlandos been pretty good too.
>>68929742
they are both like 6'4 and rich they dont need to be handsome
>>68929729
the farm is already pretty much kill after the deadline moves from last year, so I don't even know. our only good prospect is suspended for PEDs and everyone else is a literal who
>>68929742
Kershaw has never strayed from God's light and will get to have a catch with Jesus in the afterlife.
>>68929746
so you would rather fuck an ugly person than a sexy person?? that is so stupid and illogical
>>68929760
there is no god in baseball
>>68929690
Going for the 3rd sweep of the Tigers in a few hours desu
>>68929728
Royals tapped out his meme magic last postseason and now he is a curse to any team he visits. Do not hesitate to stop him at any cost.
>>68929745
Obviously the division race is far from over but either way I definitely can see you guys grabbing a Wild Card spot. The road record will even out over the season.
>>68929745
Fuck dude, Merrifield is a goddamn godsend.
Butera pitching in the game was funny though he did all right for a position player.
>>68929699
If Yost and Eiland want to keep Duffy as a SP he needs a 75-80 pitch hook. They keep leaving him in for the third time through the rotation and that seems to be the time he gets fucked up.
I won't hold my breath on Ventura. His last start was a show of his talent but as you said he could implode whenever. If he could learn from Pedro Martinez, he would be unstoppable.
Young pitches for HR derby 2016? Who is with me? Had plenty of practice with that 2nd inning yesterday. He sucks. His windup is so slow too.
I agree completely on Kennedy. He is the one consistent man in the rotation this season.
>>68929858
Thankfully Marlins Man hasn't shown up at the K. Not that it would matter with a 3/5 our starting rotation being JUST at the moment.
WC berth is likely but this post season should be a wild ride for everybody.
How can anyone find this man attractive?
>>68929932
I'm sorry to break this to you, but...
https://twitter.com/Marlins_Man/status/744789795486896129
>I think royals July 19th and 20
>mfw check schedule
>>68929997
>https://twitter.com/Marlins_Man/status/744789795486896129
Well maybe he curses other teams but still has some meme magic for the Royals.
>>68929742
>>68929773
Kershaw is 6'5 and handsome what are you on dude? He's by no means ugly he's got that all-american 50's joc face.
This is what Pilates looks like without a beard.
Yearly reminder
>How do you want your run support senpai?
JUST
>>68930759
Just be happy he doesn't give up 6+ runs in the first 3 innings.
>>68923206
>>68928753
Yelich is the only likeable thing about that team and you didnt even list him
>>68930769
delete this
>>68931049
make me.
rofl
>>68927404
>>68927404
pure gold
>>68931103
p-please?
>>68931148
To be fair to you I wasn't calling out the Jays. I was referring to the back to back shit shows put on by Royals SP.
>>68931166
both our starters are probably going to get absolutely fucking shelled within the first 3 innings and theres nothing we can do to stop it
>>68931166
>>68931275
Oh hi there.
Right in the middle eh? Tsk tsk... ;^)
>>68931275
Well as I mentioned earlier, 2/5 SP for the Royals are full on JUST. Young and Duffy need work on their mechanics and control.(Young is a lost cause though IMO as he is an old fuck that is set in his ways)
Ventura needs an attitude adjustment.
Volquez has trouble getting into the groove but once he is on his game he is 6-7 innings of good pitching.
Kennedy is starting today and should keep this next game with the Astros a good one. He is the one shining star in the rotation right now and even then his ERA is 4.19 and he is 5-6.
I wonder what Moore will try to offer for Teherán because the rotation needs work and badly. Not that I expect him to come to the Royals as he is probably going to fetch a massive price but the Glass family could open the the pocket book and surprise us all(not bloody likely)
>>68928660
>>68931112
Holy mother of fucking autism somebody spent 8 hours doing this
>239 replies
>31 posters
>>68931391
Good thing 4chan is ironic or I'd suspect OP has legitimate brain problems
>>68931391
unironically being this autistic
>>68931391
Daily reminder that beating the Giants is like winning the World Series for Dodgers fans.
Daily reminder that nobody can beat the Giants.
>>68931643
Then how do 28 losses?
>>68931656
All flukes. We're the best team in baseball and the stats prove it. Nobody can stop us.
BTW, we actually have 0 losses if you look at our adjusted metrics.
>>68931680
Ahh calculations done by you that you won't share. got it. Pissboi spawned a lot of shit imitators
>>68931696
Don't friendly fire me, friend. Just appreciate the perfect season, the perfect team, and the fact that they're handing out TWO NL Cy Youngs this year because our two aces are so absolutely dominant.
Reminder that the 2016 Frisco Giants are the greatest team in the history of baseball.
>>68931750
I know its bait but you make me laugh
>>68931829
you too
>>68931379
you'll get bud norris or matt garza instead. exciting, right?
>>68931934
Yeah, as exciting as a post spicy food dump...
going to watch the phenom later today will let you know if its good
>>68932020 (me)
Meant to add that Garza while injury prone seems like the less shit of the two. So if Moore had to pick one I would assume him.
>>68932186
bud norris has actually been lighting it up the last month and a half ever since his little adventure to the bullpen where the barves told him to stop throwing his awful curve and change and just throw his fastball/slider/cutter mix.
>>68932186
How the fuck did we squeeze the one good year out of Norris? Including shutting down the Tigers in ALDS game 3?
Really. How?
>>68932286
Yeah, honestly I don't know a whole lot about either of them past what I can look up from a stats perspective. I don't follow much more than the teams in my teams division and the big names in the rest of the league.
I can only hope Yost, Eilend, Moore and the rest of the FO make the decisions needed to keep the Royals at least in contention for a WC slot.
>>68932317
I have no idea man. Looking at his stats he is a .400+ ERA pitcher. We don't need another one of those.
>>68932317
because the Os pitching coaches didn't have enough time to break him. they solved that problem in the next year.
>>68921861
Pete Rose belongs in the HOF, right?
>>68933482
Yes.
>>68933482
Noah Syndergaard belongs in the hall of fame.
>>68933726
I don't have it on this computer but some pls post explodingelbow.gif pls.
>>68933726
"I'll get you right into the Hall of Fame Mr Syndergaard! Right this way!"
>Only now clicked on OP Webm
>Thought is was a plank of wood the whole time
>>68934827
My feelings are hurt. It took me 10 minutes to download and make that.
>>68935221
>10 min download
>in aussyland
Nice try but we know it was more like 3 hours and most of your data allotment to download that.
>>68935221
It's neat I like it!!
>>68928491
I don't understand this post
why would it matter if someone noticed?
this baseball prop is outside the stadium 24/7, it's one of those concrete things to prevent people driving into the building (this could've been taken during an away game or 6+ hours before game time)
she is wearing clothes, very lewd and revealing, but not illegal. nothing different than what you'd see at the beach, desu
>>68935350
Btw here's the full vid it's from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBVPqpW-pA4
WARNING: Watching this video may be like losing the NLDS for the Dodgers
I came here for a gif/webm of altuve tripping, it will be saved and reposted in october as the epitome of their season
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>>68937190
They aren't gonna win 8. Kennedy will see to that.
>>68937345
>roykeks
You can only post in this thread if your city's baseball team gets talked about more than your city's WNBA team
Not so fast, Minneapolid
>>68937391
>Lastros
>SIX(6) OUTS AWAY
>>68937515
Minneapolis*
>fucking up your own joke
>>68937550
>I have no retort
>oh I know, I'll bring up something irrelevant, like a past season
which astro will be 1 hit shy of the cycle tonight? my money is on Correa
>>68937679
You do know Kennedy is not going to fuck up like Volquez and Young right? Volquez is a finicky pitcher that takes an inning to get into the groove. Catch him like they did and he will get shelled. Young is getting old and loosing speed and control. He did the same thing in his last start. It wasn't pretty either.
All I did was respond in kind. Since when has the previous season's events not been relevant? Especially in a very good series between the two teams.
If you are up for a civil discussion on the pitching match up of the game today then okay. If not then kindly fuck off.
>>68938104
>Since when has the previous season's events not been relevant?
never have they been relevant
>>68937679
Correa is 0-3 against Kennedy. The only ones that need to be watched are Rasmus and Gomez. the rest are .200 or less against him.
Saving /mlb/
My image when the lastros collapstros consider two (two) games in the regular season as more important than LITERALLY surrendering their one chance at the trophy
It's happening in this very thread
Can't make it up
Boston
Apologize
Right now
>>68940495
Nobody cares about the boring ass National League, you are the AFC of baseball.
Apologize now Boston.
>>68940064
Why it's not decat.png I'll never know
I thought that was the confirmed meme combo breaker
>>68941241
Because decat is for postseason rallies and first post in new threads.
>bumshit is good
>bumshit is a cy young candidate
>bumshit is a top pitcher
jajaja what a choke job.
Cant wait for this Nigga to get lit up so that this meme dies.
>>68941717
I don't get it. What is this picture supposed to illustrate?
>>68941622
Yeah. And wasn't decat part of the ALDS rally? I thought I saw a pic that showed it was.
It's a unique signature to go with that rare Sipp, even if that anon is a fagbutt
>>68942145
His own insecurity
>>68941717
Madison Bumgarner is a lock for the Cy Young Award and all the BUTT HURT memeing in the world can't change that very real and true fact.
>>68942188
It was. That and it has already been posted in this thread here >>68921985
>>68942279
Memes aside Bumgarner will never get a Cy Young if he stays in the NL
>>68942409
he would be mediocre at best in the AL
>>68942409
So like 95% of pitchers?
Why does everyone shit all over bumgarner? Besides Kershaw and Arrieta who is better?
New thread
>>68942675
>>68942675
>>68942675
>>68942675
>>68942640
Jealousy. They just hate the Giants in general
>>68942372
Then why not use decat in >>68940064
so it becomes /mlb/ turf?
Frok is smuk but decat feels more royals to me than anything else