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PULJU IS AN OILER
No canadian allowed
benis
literally who?
OTTAWA WILL BE MEDIOCRE FOREVER
P U L J U U J U J U's sister
right now
post her
>>68878325
A FUCKING INVISIBLE LEAF
memes
>>68878302
>"Finnish players are bad".
When will this meme end?
>>68878325
where is your leaf?
Will Binland and Leaf still keep fighting all the time?
wtf I love finland now
>>68878325
>Canadian flag with no leaf
Fuck off nigger
Tkachuk will bust
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>YEAR OF THE BINN
YEAR OF THE BINN
>Drafting Finnish losers
Do Canadian teams want to keeping sucking? The one team with a Finnish GM knew better.
Lock the doors to the front office and BURN IT THE FUCK DOWN
Finland on suicide watch
Laffs are a joke but we know with how they had based Bill that they won't ruin Matthews
>>68878302
DON'T USE MY SCREENCAP YOU FUCKING DEDMONTON FAGGOT
YOU KILLED PULJU
>>68878302
Jackets fans on suicide watch
Was a terrible fucking pick
The only fucking redeeming factor is he plays like Rick Nash
Fucking jarmo
>Vancouver drafted another bust
>>68878358
he literally immigrated to finland
the prophecy was wrong
will there be any meme fins the laffs can get with the 31st pick, i want us to join the meme party
>>68878302
NO BULLY
PUT A FINN IN THE _____
>>68878342
>being a pedo
>>68878375
he'll be a florida panther in 2 years
JUOLEVI ISN'T UGLY
JUOLEVI ISN'T AUTISTIC
IS JUOLEVI A SHITTY FINNISH PLAYER?
TRADE UP FRANCIS YOU FUCKING MONG
Pulju
>>68878325
DELETE LEAF
Why is picking Juolevi considered bad?
He was projected high, and Canucks need D prospects.
>>68878388
BINN
>>68878373
Thanks Nigger :^)
>>68878388
Canadian Bin
>>68878370
Another riot in Vancouver at the end of the season?
>THE FINNISH GOLDEN GENERATION FINNS ARE NOT BUST FINNISH AUTISTIC GOVERNMENT WORKERS MANAGERD TO HYOE THEIR BUSSHIT FINNSHIT PLAYERS SO MUCH THAT THE DOGSHIT CANADIAN TEAMS ACTUALLY RUINED THEIR CHANCE AT EVEN AN AHL CAREER
>>68878400
Kippers BTFO, more blown out than her Hongcouver East Hastings pussy!
>>68878389
2cute2care
post her!!!!!!
>>68878411
because the Canucks drafted him
All the pulju to oilers nightmare posting came true.... I hope i wake up soon and this have all been a dream
>>68878388
EBIN :D
>FLAMES GUY
>"SHARK CENTRE"
WHAT
why in the fuck would columbus take fucking dubois
did nobody tell them never draft from the q with a high pick
>>68878411
HIgh floor low ceiling safe d-man when the canucks badly need to swing for high-end talent.
CHUCKCHUCK TO FLOMS
PLEASE ANSWER ME AMERICAN CONTRACT JEWS
HOW LONG ARE DRAFT EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS
HOW LONG UNTIL HE CAN LEAVE THE TEAM?
>TKACHUK
>>68878374
Dubois will be better than all the Finnish players taken in this draft
No Canadian teams in the playoffs next season it seems
Tkachuk is so fkn overrated
>>68878446
scared of finnish memes
>>68878400
He's a bust.
>Canadians have to draft Americans to play their shit sport for them because we are so superior to them at everything
Cool country, bros.
Is this a good pick lads?
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/746487912313688067
PULJUS REACTION TO REALIZING HES GOING TO EDMONTON
wtf i love oilers now
>>68878450
3 years.
I WANT TO CONGRATULATE OILERS FOR WINNING THE STANLEY CUP 2017
>>68878446
>crosby
>>68878435
Can't wake up
Draisaitl - McDavid - Pulju
>FINNISH """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" PROSPECTS """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" TO CANADIAN TEAMS
POTTERY
>>68878450
Seven years until he can be UFA
imagine is habs traded up to 4 to take Dubios
QUICK FINNS
TELL ME HOW SHIT JUOLEVI IS
YOU FAGGOTS
>>68878446
>HIGH MEME POINTS
LMAO
>>68878435
i told everyone since like fucking december that pulju was going to be an oiler
it feels nice knowing i was right all along
>>68878411
juolevi is by far the best d-man of this draft. no one considers it a bad pick. drafting defense is investing long term into future. defense wins championships
>>68878450
7 years until UFA, 3 years until RFA but it's harder to leave
PLEASE INFORM mw of whats happening
Fuck i wish it wasnt a meme holiday
>>68878450
3 years
>>68878482
UNDERRATED POST!!!
>Tkachuk's comparable player is a fucking football player
>>68878469
HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM: AUTISTIC AND BUST
>TIGHT END
>AMERICA
>>68878480
that was different
SMUG
M
U
G
>>68878499
All the Fins are killing themselves
>>68878411
Could have traded down. Benninggggg...
>>68878487
he's the 4th best D in the draft
>>68878469
does he say "kuka" (who)?
sergachev
>>68878446
He's getting traded to the Habs
>>68878469
pulju on suicide watch
>>68878495
>By far
current feelings
>Gronk comparison
ALL HE DOES IS FUCK PORNSTARS
kek what was with that gronkowski video package
>>68878411
Sergachev is better and Tkachuk is ranked higher
>>68878482
>>68878506
hi
wher are swedish prospect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9EFoTFO_fU&feature=youtu.be
^Stream link to the Draft, if anybody needs
What would have been the worse scenario for Pulju?
Getting to CBJ and have to suffer under torts?
OR
The misareable situation he is in now?
>dont take no for an answer
confirmed next kane
>doesn't take no for an answer
Finnish prospects to Canadian teams.
Swedish prospects to no teams.
- check phone
- 14 messages
- 3 people
- "wtf is this shit?"
- "fire benning"
- PASSED UP ON TKACHUK!?
lol, people are raging harder than me
>>68878469
>his soul when
>>68878562
he will be a 40 goal scorer playing with mcdavid
>fatchuk
>five Canadian teams
>they all took Finnish or American players
Is Canadian hockey dead?
>>68878562
At least Columbus trades people regularly. There is no freedom in Edmonton.
keith tkachuk is literally huge
>>68878450
>don't sign and wait 2 years, re-enter draft
>sign and leave RFA after 3 years (requires edmonton or another team to be dumb)
>UFA after 7 years
>>68878530
He says
>Ketä?
Keith Tkachuk is looking very American
>>68878375
>floridas farm team
>>68878553
don't worry. they come later. we all know the swedish players will perform better than finnish players in the nhl. or did you forget my daily point tally between finnish and swedish nhl players?
Sweden is all about value instead of expensive finnish shit products
>>68878579
CAWFEE
did keith book a double seat?
>>68878591
delete this
>Pulju went 4th to the OILERS
THEY
CANT
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT
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>>68878571
How long til the butthurt Swede shows up?
>>68878405
Puliju
>>68878594
If you mean looks like an asshole than yes.
lmao keith tkachuk is fucking washed the fuck up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy shit. fat alcoholic lmao lmao ahhhhh hahahahahahahahah
PULJU FIRST INTERVIEW AS AN OILER
Tkachuk has a nerd voice kek
>>68878333
trips don't lie. enjoy mediocrity.
>i'm done man
>no more fucking canucks
>we could've picked him at 10th
lel
my friends are killing themselves over this shit
Lol.
>>68878571
>swedish prospects to liiga
>>68878302
JUST
>Kippers driving home after hearing the news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZwSIrMLmk
>>68878446
Kill me senpai I don't know why
Maybe he is the next Crosby
>having a 13 year old GM
this guy
>drafting a manlet
Arizona Chihuahuas
LITERALLY WHO?
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literally who though
>>68878578
what does it help?
He maybe score plenty of points but what does this do any good if the soft D gets BTFO again and again
and also as >>68878585 mentioned
he is trapped
>ARIZONA
WHAT THE FUCK
Clayton Kellerman is a fucking STEAL.
YOTES WITH THE MONEYPUCK
>drafting a midget at #8
lol manlet
>Keller
Literally who
>>68878654
b-but muh wizz kid MIT statistics.....
on a scale of one to ten how surprised do you think chia was when shitlumbus passed on bulju?
>26 year old GM
And what have you done with you life?
yet again, """"insider""""" rankings don't mean shit
HAHAHAHA
>Alex Nylander
Truly the shittiest Nylander
Who?
>they have to show patrick kane highlights because this literally who has none
The Oilers could still be listening to offers and are just holding Pulju hostage for the right deal, right?
R-Right? ;~;
>>68878666
They will make moves to pick up defensemen probably move draisaitl or RNH
>164 lbs
Haha
>>68878553
It's ramadan so probably at the local mosque.
Are there even any Slovaks and Czechs likely to be drafted in first round
>>68878680
0. That was probably part of the conversation they were having
Flames got a goalie
>>68878681
And it's no wonder this punk kid made the worst pick of the draft.
Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 10s10 seconds ago
Looks like Elliott to Flames. Awaiting announcement.
>>68878700
Want Phaneuf?
>>68878683
?
He is the best player in the draft.
Just like Forsberg was.
Bäckström.
Hedman and so on
ELLIOT TO THE LAMES
>>68878623
Post more kyary
>>68878681
fucked you're mom
your welcome
>>68878681
Jesus I've wasted my life
Elliott to Flames yo
>>68878683
>yfw the habs get A Nylander
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>shortest person on stage
>>68878706
nope, some czechs in the 2nd maybe
>>68878659
wtf I love Oilers now
>>68878722
My mom isn't lesbian
Post butt
>KNEELANDER
DON'T GO TO BUFFALO PLEASE
>>68878704
what a lightweight. gonna have to pack on the pounds if he wants to compete
>164 lb
>164 lb
>164 lb
>164 lb
>>68878700
this would make sense tbqh since they have an excess of high draft pick forwards and literally no defense.
pulju is a great asset in making deals and oilers need defense NOW not a defender prospect who's great in 5 years
>>68878722
Yo Kips, which pharmacy should I work for? I hear everyone is shit except London Drugs.
Why has NO Canadian team drafted well?
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger 2m2 minutes ago
>Flames have acquired a goalie. Working on details. Elliott was a strong candidate. Bishop as well
>>68878716
>Hedman better than Tavares
buffalo will take chychrun/sergachev
>Sportsnet already forgot who was picked 3rd in the draft
>They said Poopfinn was 3rd
>mfw
>>68878757
the laffs drafted a franchise center you gook
>>68878683
wait did this happen already? is my stream this late?
>>68878754
Sell drugs for university chemistry students
>>68878757
>doubting bulju
THAT SPEED
THAT SIZE
THAT SHOT
THAT COCK
>>68878681
>tfw fat neckbeard 26 y/o NEET shitposting on /hoc/
>>68878757
Shut the fuck up you know literally nothing about hockey
>>68878762
Easily
>McMeme and Poopinjarvi
IS this start of a new dynasty?
>A Martin Scorsese Draft
>a shot away starts playing
>>68878757
Matthews is a good draft tho?
>Disneys' The BFG
Big fuckin' guy
Also tkachuks mom has a great rack
>>68878701
>Coilers EVER trading one of their high drafted guys
wow dude watch out, that is some high density overmemeing here
>>68878757
laffs did well
>>68878761
IT'S HABBEDING
>>68878757
>no canadian team drafted well
>canadian teams getting 3 of the 3 the best players eligible for the draft
EHHHHH CANATARDS?
TIM MURRAY SHOULD BE OTTAWA'S GM
FUCK YOU BRYAN MURRAY DIE ALREADY
Is it a jersey or a sweater?
>>68878757
You literally just drafted Olli you cuck
I thought Pulju was the next Mario. How come he was drafted 4th overall? Is there a Finn here who can explain.
>>68878711
Will be good to have a decent goal tender
>Matthews and the two Finnish memes will all be playing in Canada
What a time to be alive.
Is there no commentators what the fuck is going on on nbcsn
>>68878750
Offence wins hockey games
>>68878788
He's a Mexican/American.
You know that's bad.
>>68878681
Where do I sign up?
>tfw you don't know what you were doing
>>68878814
Finnish means. 4(th)U
>>68878798
Her skin is so white she looks like a cadaver
here goes nylander
Will any canadian teams make it to the post season this year?
>>68878822
I think your TV is broken
>elliot to flim flams
>>68878806
Juolevi is fucking SHIT!
>>68878811
And he's fucking garbage.
Tim Murray
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti fshshshhshss
COME BACK TO OTTAWA TIM
35TH PICK FOR LELIOTT
>>68878840
Jest will cap it
>SWEDISH PLAYERS IN BUFFALO
>EVER
J U S T
U
S
T
>Kippers
>>68878831
this isn't Benning nor is it Sweeny
>>68878840
Maybe Flames, but that's it.
>35th for Elliott
WEEW
>nejlander
>>68878823
to quote my american meme brothers
OFFENSE WINS GAMES
DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS
FEAR THE D
FEAR THE D
NYLANDER
NYLANDER
NYLANDER
NYLANDER
NYLANDER
NYLANDER
NYLANDER VS NYLANDER
>Toronto buffalo rivalry GOAT
>matthews v eichel
>nylander v nylander
>Drafting a swede
The city of Buffalel
>Kneelander
>Buffalo
>>68878854
alex will live like 2 hours away from his brother now
>>68878841
It's just the crowd noise and the PA guy in the arena I don't hear any analysis are you?
>>68878823
>oilers have averaged under 200 goals per 82 games since drafting Hall
checks out desu
>>68878814
Ceiling: Lemieux with Jagr's ass, Howe's elbows and Lindros' physicality
Floor: Kurri with Tiki's speech disorder
hahahahaha kipshit the ching chong chink btfo
Fuck ya the TOR/BUF rivalry is going to be awesome in the coming years
Eichel vs. Matthews
A. Nylander vs. W. Nylander
HYPED
FUCK OFF BUFFALEL I WANTED NYLANDER HABS LAFFS RIVALREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Will Montreal trade Primate Kang Subban?
>>68878876
with swedes you win
>>68878866
Too bad the best Finnish defenceman are 3rd liners.
"BREAKING: The Calgary Flames have acquired Brian Elliott from the St Louis Blues for a 2016 2nd round (35th overall) pick."
lol
Alex is pretty ugly for a fucking Swede.
when will jarmo learn not to cuck himself?
At least Alex doesn't look like a complete fucking dickhead like his brother.
>>68878880
yeah they've got McKenzie and Pierre and shit, something is wrong with your audio feed, make sure you didn't accidentally put it on SAP or something
>one canadian
>>68878913
willy looks evil as fuck, he and kadri are going to cause so much butthurt in the NHL its going to be glorious
AYYYY
The milds officially bought out Vanek
Anyteam in need of the currently worst Austrian NHL player?
>>68878913
he's the good Kneelander
the other was produced to bait canadian teams into picking it so the good Kneelander can get picked by an American team
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Honestly I think it's better for Pulju to be in Edmonton instead of Columbus. I love Torts, but his player-killing, grinding, old-school, anti-hockey tactics would not have been good for Pulju's development. Now he gets to play on a line with McMeme.
Respond to this, Finns and Albertans.
>>68878844
lol wut no he isnt
>likes small things that fit perfect
He prefers others swedes, not the somalian bulls that his brother does
>>68878844
>best d-man
>bad
>canucks """"""""""""""""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Fucking hell.
Now Sens are gonna get cucked out of Brown or Jost because Arizona and Buffalo couldn't just pick a defenseman, shit.
Ok, with the risk of looking like a complete retard
Why is everyone booing so heavily at the comissioner of the NHL?
Any particular reason; or just general hatred towards him? Because of Las Vegas before Quebec?
>i like wearing small things
kek
>>68878939
Logan Brown? Maybe?
What happened to De La Rose, habs fans?
>I like wearing small things
>just like condoms
TINY
WHITE
DICK
>>68878932
>mooslim
>playing hockey
>>68878934
Hawks are cap fucked and need to ice an NHL roster, if he's willing to take a one year contract for less than 1M they might sign him
>>68878954
>wanting jost
>the other manlet center
wew
>>68878941
You're implying the graveyard of talent that is Deadmonton is anything remotely better
>bulju and mcdavid
>>68878967
Are you still assblasted lol?
>>68878967
Delete this
>Helene St. James@HeleneStJames
>things aren't looking good tonight in talks between Finland, Canada.
>>68878974
About the same height as Kane. Just saying.
>>68878941
PuljujarvI probably thrilled to play with Mcdavid and Draisaitl and Hall. McLellan is a decent offensive minded coach but the best part is edmonton has been waiting for a elite 2 way winger for quite a while. Not since Murrieta over 30 years ago.
Jesus Calgary got a steal.
>>68878922
What the fuck this is weird. Thanks I'm trying to fix it
>speaking french
Fuck off. just literally fuck off
HA
>>68878992
Kane's not a center
GIMME MY 6'6 LANKLET CENTER
>>68878970
>tfw trudeau changes the flag to a moose in a hijab
>Habs make the right pick
nice
French cunt, get off the stage
Fk the habs
Fuck French Canadians
FROGS PLZ GO AND STAY GO
Another fucking dman
>0 (zero) anglo canadian players drafted
>>68879019
>drafting russian defensemen
>canadian hockey """"""""""""""""""""""""knowledge""""""""""
>>68878956
Bettman is widely despised. especially in Canada, for favoring Sub Belt franchises at the expense of Canadian and northern American teams. It's not unjustified.
To be fair though, most commissioners are unpopular. Just sort of comes with the job.
>2016
>drafting slavs
>>68878999
MURRIETA DIDN'T PAN OUT
>meant to say Kurri
>>68878942
>>68878951
Nah.
Sergachev + Chychrun > Juolevi
Could've traded down and drafted him at 10-15th if we wanted him.
>speak English
>get booed
>speak French
>boos cut 80%
AUTISTS, THE WHOLE LOT OF EM
>Sergachyov
Decent pick.
Still would have prefered a center tho
PK confirmed traded
good pick
>he embraced the boys
>>68878971
>Vanek
>playing for under 1M a year
NEVER EVER my funland friend.
That guy is so full of himselft, he literally thinks he still is in his prime and a GOAT
He literally said he is dissapointed because he is sure with all the staff changes he can finally establish his game and it would suit his game style
Tbh he should face the same fate as Grabner and find some clusterfuck team just for suffering
>Another defenseman
I thought the Habs couldn't score goals?
>>68879036
>Markov
>>68878941
>Respond to this, Finns and Albertans.
ok you demanded my "expertise"
you might have a point. pulju won't make edmonton succesfull but his time on the team might make him an even better forward. playing in the big league while surrounded by some of the best players of recent generations.
he will emerge even more powerful 3 years from now
Seems decent
>>68879051
He needs to afford his pack a day of heaters
How have I never watched the NHL draft?
Does every GM have to congratulate the stanley cup winner?
This would be hilarious to see in the NBA
>>68879016
crosby is tho and he's a manlet
>ottawa coming up
I'm feeling nothing but apathy
>>68879017
The first Trudeau was bad enough...
fuckin habs
>Russian
>"Nonchalant"
What's new?
HOLY SHIT
BLOSE BTFO LELLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>68878967
>white "people"
>>68879060
exactly
told you we weren't gonna pick pojujerkme.
>wanted tkachuk
>satisfied as fuck with dubois though
poor elliott
Took them long enough to announce Elliott for a 2nd...
HOLY SHIT ELLIOTT IS OUT
>the st louis poos
does burke chew?
Great trade for the Flames, getting Elloit
Pretty fucking good for Calgary desu
>tfw vaughcouverite watching Alberta have a fantastic draft
Does the draft keep going or is the 2nd round another time?
>Bloose
How do you even make that trade?
Who could Boston pick at 14 that would make /hoc/ NOT laugh at them?
Anyone? No one? I haven't been paying attention to any of these prospects.
SNES fan here
Elliott gets exposed as fuck now that he's out of St. Louis' defensive system
RUSSIAN FACTOR
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>We have a trade!
>me: :DDDDDDDD
>The Blows trade Brian El...
>WE ALREADY FUCKING KNOW BUTTMAN FUGG OFF
>>68879112
no one
>>68879036
>Zubov
P.K SUBBAN BTFOOOOO
>>68879106
>Coilers ruining another career
Yeah I don't think so.
>>68879070
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/puck-daddy-s-unofficial-2016-nhl-draft-drinking-game-222807056.html
>>68879110
2nd-7th is tomorrow morning
>Russian speaks better English than all the Finns drafted so far
>>68879069
Kek
nice one m8?
But is there seriously any NHL team that is unironically willingly to sign Vanek?
>>68879114
Avs fan here, can confirm.
>russian with good english
kinda weird desu
>>68879112
Fabbro or McAvoy
>>68879112
McLeod, Fabbro, McAvoy or Bean desu
>>68879135
Ottawa signed Scott Gomez
Probably them
>trading Elliott
Say goodbye to the cup poos
>we didn't trade down for Keller or Jost + 2nd round
fuck
>>68879112
Jost, bellows, or fabbro
But of course Sweeney gonna grab fucking Logan Stanley
>>68879112
If a top guy slips to them they are ok
>>68879134
Finnish brains are known for being very rudimentary
>>68879135
bruins should sign him just so they don't have to play against him
>>68879151
How's it hanging Slap, October is too far away
>>68879112
Bean. They'll meme but not because of THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
the bruins are very interested in logan brown. will trade up to willing partner
>>68879131
DON'T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT PK!!!
>>68879169
why would he be 'excited'
what a retarded question
>>68879169
lmao
pulju is a god
>>68879169
you don't interview finns and expect them to not be honest tbph
Sakic is so handsome
>russian who can speak English
>drafted by french canadian team
>>68879177
>a few years ago when Vanek was literally the best Bruin killer in the NHL
Was when they were at the top of the game too. He just had >our number.
LOGAN BROWN TO OTTAWA CONFIRMED
WE 6'6" LANKLET NOW
real talk, I did no draft prep this year and I have no idea who any of these kids are past the first ~6 picks
>>68879169
>Being excited for falling
Also, solid pick by Colorado with Jost
>>68879178
Good m8.
Its too far away.
Who does the madman trade for?
>>68879177
>31 goals 33 assists in 59 games vs the Bruins
Fucking Vanek
also, bruins will get vesey per someone i trust.
Tyson Jost is gonna be the steal of the draft desu.
>Beanboy didnt get drafted in top 10
>>68879156
that would be pure sadism by the SNES to their fans
>>68879177
Did he play well against Bombston?
that mom hug made me slightly emotional
anyone else?
Time for the Debbies to draft their annual bust
Shero steal Chychrun pls.
>>68879169
I don't understand why he wasn't taken first desu.
>>68879106
I was okay with either Tkachuk or Olli 2bh
>>68879169
>um
what did he mean by this?
>Jost
Duchene trade when
>>68879211
If we don't get Shattenkirk I blow up /hoc/
>>68879222
Checked
>>68879197
>son, when you grow up, must learn english, best pro league speak english, be popular player
>drafted by frenchies
>>68879220
melnyk don't care
is this the dankest timeline?
how else could mcdavid and bulju ended up on the same team despite the odds
>>68878956
especially in buffalo for no goal 99 and the hole in the net game.
>>68879133
cheers mate
>>68879214
sergachev.
>>68879133
this is awesome, thank you
Do the picks/trades get leaked in advance? Twitter leaks everything during the NBA draft.
>>68879200
Don't jynx it.
Really wanted Colorado to pick a Dman, fuck.
>>68878302
>Drafting yet another meme scorer instead of a D man
Most of these guys come from British teams
Unless I'm missing something here?
>avs
easily the worst run franchise in the NHL currently
I bet Ottawa picks parsons
>you will never be drafted
>your family will never be proud of you
Feels sad
>single mother
Why do white people abandon their kids?
>>68879238
Bruh we ain't getting him Let it go.
(if we do you can shit talk me tho m8)
>>68879233
finns can't answer questions without "öö" and when speaking english they're taught to replace it with "um"
I'm not memeing. in grade/middle school we literally had a class about replacing finnish space fillers like "öö" with english "ums" "ahs" etc.
>>68879251
no the NHL picks are reported live
always thought that was weird about the NBA
>>68879257
I'd deep dick Kippers so bad.
WHAT THE FUCK COLUMBUS
>>68879220
yes. he was a bruin killer with buffalo.
who wants this skating holocaust
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 10s11 seconds ago
OTT might be flipping with NJ
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 10s11 seconds ago
OTT might be flipping with NJ
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 10s11 seconds ago
OTT might be flipping with NJ
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 10s11 seconds ago
OTT might be flipping with NJ
Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC 10s11 seconds ago
OTT might be flipping with NJ
Will Jake Bean be nicknamed "Beaner"?
>winning the last two games of the year dropped ottawa from 9th to 12th
Hope it was worth it
Jost gonna be a steal of this draft too bad hes going to Colorado
>>68879281
>KEKLUMBUS
AYY LMAO
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>>68879257
they have lots of d prospects
You Canucks fans are good people.
Don't go to Rogers Arena on Sunday.
>>68879251
Some of them. Depends on what is happening on the floor. The Flames trade was leaked because a team was in the middle of picking but the Habs trades were revealed live
>>68879133
too complicated to follow. I have an alternative drinking game
drink beer as fast as you can and when you run out get a new one
you're welcome
>>68879181
Serious?
Holy fuck Jost's mom is so hot
>>68879266
post ur ass qt
>>68879271
All Boston teams exist solely for other teams to leak info about "close to having a deal with" them, then the players always go somewhere else. Seriously the amount of times I've read that Boston is the frontrunner for someone then they just go somewhere else is too many to count.
>>68879272
lel, holy shit.
I love Finnish heritage, fun shit.
Like Finnish army people who carries dildos with them in the wilderness.
He's got a hot single mom
Holy fk
>>68879266
>white "people"
SNES GETTING WORKED
>trading a third for ONE FUCKING SPOT
>>68879257
>lefties
>ever
Still want to trade up for Fabbro though
>11th for 12th and some shit
M E M E S
E
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>>68879303
>Canucks fans
>good people
wot
>snes
WTF
>>68879320
Too bad Jost already fucks her
Elliotte FriedmanVerified account
@FriedgeHNIC
OTT does flip...gives NJ third to do it
BASED DORION
>>68879259
Aye they all came from Clan mate
>>68879211
>>68879199
>>68879283
>Hasb apologize to all the Vanek bully and resign him
>let him play in the AHL most of the time
>ALWAYS call him up when playing the B's
>10 constant rivalry wins
Based Masterplan
>>68879330
True m8
OH SHIT
>snes
watch we'll draft a fucking russian
kill me
OTT Wants to pick a D-Man
Ottawa taking Brown
>OTTOWA
there's gotta be someone they aboslutely love
>Just flip my picks up
What is this memery
> Snes
3rd for one spot?
>trading a 3rd to move up one spot
>snes
top kek
>>68879351
That's even hotter
The sens desperat? what a trade haha
Ottawa hired the hot coach from Tampa? When did this happen?
>>68878511
what?
Hey finland is juolevi good? Or is he just another stale finnish meme
>>68879374
>snes logic
>>68879380
He holds her in his arms and has a special moment
TRADING UP
chychrun time?
>>68879356
Pls no.
>>68879251
Also, unlike in the NBA, teams never trade a player right after drafting him
desu not a terribruh trade
>SNES
>>68879374
they REALLY want the bigger bust.
BASED SHERO
JUST
hoyl shit was that jost's sister
she qt
>ottawa looking for big guys
>produces the more hockey players than any other place on Earth
>franchise savior is a kid from Arizona
What did the Toronto Metropolitan Area mean by this?
>>68879374
>>68879387
>>68879391
They want their guy. Better safe than sorry.
>>68879390
>not even a point per game on a stacked Knights team
>not even 10 goals
bust senpai
"2016 marks the fewest number of Canadians taken among the Top 10 picks in an NHL Draft with just 2."
>Poopinajarvi
>McMeme
>on the same line
THE EXTREME DREAM MEME TEAM
Chychrun to Detroit
>>68879243
I know your pain friend
The GM of my local hockey team (Vienna Capitals) doens't give 0 fucks either.
Each season he buys some cheap, old or just cheap overall busts and then always is like: "WHY CAN'T WE WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP, better buy another 10 overaged cheap guys instead of growing a steady teamcore to build up a dynasty
Ahahahaha
>>68879417
>not wanting the mom more
>his dad likes big guys
hahaha
>>68879390
Safe. Boring. Whatever. Pulju mcdavid hype
>>68879417
10/10, would get student night upper deck tickets with and curl up between periods.
>>68879419
Total E-cuck of the Sun
(I assume that's the premiere Toronto newspaper)
>>68879417
would beta orbit
It would have been worth trading a third to move from 12 to 8 or 9, but not just 11.
>>68879440
i hope so but its very unlikely.
>>68879439
It's happening
>>68879440
No, to NJ
>>68878531
most oiler fans want a major trade done. Chiarelli doesn't want a seguin situation though, so he wont trade anybody until he gets the deal he wants. plus in this years draft, puljujarvi was by far the best choice for the oilers at 4th. Maybe is chychryn wasnt shite, and juolevi is nothing but a product of a stacked team
>>68879417
Mom looks Asian?
WE LANKLET NOW
>>68879390
yes he is the best defenseman of this draft. he will play his entire career in the NHL. more than that I can't say
>snes fans
>""""all over the world""""""
YES SENS GET BROWN
Fuck off
>>68879421
Devils wouldn't have made the trade if they knew the sens were interested in their top guy rn. They just scored a free 3rd, sens blew one away cause they're too impatient
BIG GUY
>Ryan Rishaug @TSNRyanRishaug 8m8 minutes ago
>Sounds like the Oilers were going to take a Dman at 4 before the suprise happened at 3
>Snes
>Having an official team bar
Gayer than eight dudes blowing nine dudes.
>>68879365
Called it bros gimme my (You)s.
Brown to the sens!
Devils dun goof'd?
>All these milfs and hot sisters.
The genetics of these families senpai.
>le beard maymay
>>68879399
that would be totally hilarious the more I think about it so pls YES
Did Logan Brown just kiss his dad on the lips wtf?
Can I kill myself yet?
minority owner of the jackets John Wolfe died I cry
>>68879417
She's underage m8.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
SENS DID WORSE ON THE DRAFT THAN US
EVEN WORSE THANT HE LAFFS
THEY DRAFTED THE BIG GUY
THE MEME PLAYER
LMAO
THEY WASTED A 3RD ROUNDER
>>68879485
>American hockey teams
>loyal fans
Apex kek.
>>68879301
Not true in the slightest, unless by prospects you mean career AHL/ECHL players, then yeah sure.
oh dayum Brown's sis is a qt
Brown's Mom and sister
how many days until NHL season starts?
yes im degenerate but too drunk to do math
>>68879519
Wait three years until EK leaves
>>68879524
Your point?
>>68879524
No way she's not 16
Fucking fluoride
>>68879500
WE COULD'VE HAD DUBOIS
COULD'VE
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>68879542
Got a screenshot?
>>68879505
>upper class white girls are attractive
no shit
>>68879543
115ish im not counting for your autistic ass.
>>68879525
>Logan Brown is the shitty Logan
You're mistaking him with Logan Stanley Kip
>>68879546
Two years
He's going to tell Ottawa to trade him before he gets to free agency>>68879547
>>68879503
fuck off
>>68879400
That happens unofficially; the trade cannot be finalized until later after the draft.
It really is a stupid system when everyone knows the player is going somewhere else, but he still has to put on the "old" team's hat.
The stupidity is amplified when ESPN refuses to acknowledge the trade and analyzes the player as if he was joining the "old" team.
NEW THREAD
>>68879572
>>68879572
>>68879572
NEW THREAD
>>68879510
White people do that man. Went to a conference and people started kissing me on the lips.
NEVER fucking met them before.
>>68879568
>>68879568
>>68879568
new bread
>>68879561
I couldn't get a good one, sorry m8 I was trying
>>68879566
>Upper class.
Athletic kids come from all over, they just dress up because its a major event. You have 0 clue the incomes of these families.
>>68879585
these threads fill up quickly holy fuq
>>68879597
2slow
>>68879574
fuck
>>68879501
>not having a place where you can have some beer with your hockey lads that is named/sponsored by your favourite team
now THAT is gay m8
>>68879635
MY THRED WAS POSTED FIRST REEE
>>68879602
Upper Middle class is more accurate but you have to pay thousands of dollars per year to get on the decent teams.
>>68879637
>Kippers understanding hockey.
worst trip by far.
dubs confirm Rangers fleece someone in a trade tonight
>>68879501
Ottawa here. Its a really small place with one large TV in it (and some smaller ones), its always packed and you can only get in if you make a reservation on 'important' nights. Really not that great of a place.
>Habs have 9th pick
>Cacucks have 5th
>Habs get better Defenseman
Fuck sakes Benning
>>68879469
The problem is, they have been taking the "best" player available every draft. Pulju isn't a guarantee by any means, just like Yakupov and RNH weren't guarantees. 5 years from now when Edm is still bottom of the league and Pulju is playing third line, while Sergachev and the Fin dman are playing top 4 minutes on competitive playoff teams, guaranteed Edm will still be taking the best player available while still needing dmen.
>Avs
>drafting a BCHL player
Worst decision possible.
Bruins are going to draft a Friend of Vesey so they have 1 more than Buffalo.
Kek
>>68879778
>lefties
>Detroit for sure gets a decent Defensive prospect.
yeehaw senpai
And I'm proud to be an American
>Moose fuckers BTFO
Where at least I know I'm free
>Moose fuckers BTFO
And I won't forget the men who died
>Moose fuckers BTFO
Who gave that right to me
>Moose fuckers BTFO
>>68879500
>take a dman
Code for a deal to bring Subban in was all but finalized giving MTL #4/Dubois + Hall/RNH. That's why MTL's GM was so upset, because otherwise he should have already come to terms with the fact that he wasn't getting Dubois at 9.
>Jake LITERALLY WHO
IT'S TIME
Oh boy I am excited.
Will Sweeny fuck up harder than Benning?
>>68879157
Why? He played shit against the Shorks. Only reason we made it as far as we did is pure luck. We shouldn't be anywhere near that cup
