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Mariners officially under .500
CIN:Homer Bailey to begin rehab assignment Monday
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) cleared to start vs. Nats
MIN:Trevor Plouffe diagnosed with a groin strain
NYM:Cespedes (hip) not in Mets' lineup Thursday
CHC:Rizzo (back) sits Thursday, Contreras at 1B
CIN:Votto (flu) remains absent Thursday vs. Pads
SD:Jon Jay (forearm) out again Thursday vs. CIN
KC:KC releases second baseman Omar Infante
COL:Rox request release waivers on Jose Reyes
BOS:Chris Young exits with right hamstring strain
SEA:Adrian Sampson lifted with elbow discomfort
PHI:Tommy Joseph scratched Thursday with cold
Royals
JUST
>his team doesn't have a cy young candidate
how are memeiners fans still alive
>yfw da giants win da worlds eries
>tfw no baseball loving gf to go to games with
orioles to be honest
>>68855138
>His team doesn't have two
>>68855159
meme magic
Madison Bumgarner is the first and best choice for the Cy Young Award
>>68855203
no he's not. And I say this as a giants fan
>>68855153
15 years of this shit makes you stoic
>>68855135
what's the yellow team? pie-rats?
>>68855203
oh shit niggas here we go
The SF Giants have 6 Cy Young candidates. Anybody who doesn't agree knows nothing about baseball
>>68855233
1/10 bait tbqhwy
>>68855203
Weak b8
>>68855215
tis merely bait mate. To make assmad faggots sperg out
>pilates
>bumshit
>lelster
>synderglass
>2016 Cy Young Contenders
Absolutely fucking dying of laughter.
There is so contenders or 'race', the award has already been won as well as the MVP.
It's actually pretty sad that Kershaw's name actually makes you tremble with rage that he's so far ahead of everyone else.
Perennial gold glover tbqhwy
>Contenders
Cubs
Rangers
Nationals
Orioles
Dodgers
>Pretenders
Giants
Indians
Redsox
Bluejays
Mets
Royals
>>68855197
>his team doesn't have the best rotation in mlb
>>68855181
>Jaymee will never be mine
pissboi is literally always right about Kershaw being the GOAT. you have to be a fool to deny it
>>68855267
lmao faggot they're baiting you. they're not even trying and you you still sperg out like a fucking retard. you are an embarrassment to this board and doyer fans everywhere tbqh
Madison Bumgarner deserves both leagues' Cy Young awards
>>68855273
Only because Simmons is in the AL....
kek
KEK
Look up the numbers
>>68855274
>Nationals
kek
>>68855283
She's not that hot
>>68855267
Sure thing retard
>Kershaw
>Good
LMAO XD
Dying of laughter to be honest with you
>Tigers reliever Kyle Ryan on facing CLE, who have won all 6 games vs. DET this season: "We're hot right now, and we're going to stay hot."
Dis shit gon b gud
>>68855290
Baiting me? I just woke up. This is my first post you imbecilic fucking animal.
Royals
You can only reply to this post if your team is still hot garbage after getting your hopes up
>>68855267
His playoff meltdown will be extra delicious this year for sure
>>68855329
>this pathetic attempt to save face
>>68855350
>doyers
>playoffs
wild card maybe
>WHOS
>BASES LOADED
>0 OUTS
>0 RUNS
ABSTRACT
B
S
T
R
A
C
T
So now that the Cubs have been EXPOSED, with the based Cardinals pretty much detailing the blueprint on how to beat them
>go hard in the paint
>get dem boards
>a team with bigs that plays physical
Who's winning the NL pennant now?
>>68855370
>yfw Rockies Doyers wild card game and Rockies pitching staff BTFO's the Doyers
I know the Rockies have no chance in hell of actually making the playoffs, but this would be amazing.
>>68855395
literally 2 straight innings they did this
top kek
>>68855406
Jints
>>68855409
that's impossible I don't don't why you would even waste your time fantasizing about something like that
>>68855406
the giants
wow that was easy
>>68855277
>4 elbows held together with gum and duct tape
>Best rotation
>>68855465
Not impossible, just improbable
>>68855406
Giants. They have the best pitching in all baseball
pls stop
no jinxing
>>68855118
>AL West teams shitting the bed with literally 4 of our starters on the DL
>>68855406
Giants were already gonna win it tbqh
>doyers sweep the mets
>looking better than they ever have
>on a win streak, bound to catch up
>call up a literal nobody for friday's start
wut
>>68855406
Giants can coast the rest of the way, they got this in the bag
too easy
>>68855546
>>doyers sweep the mets
?
>>68855277
khalni hydra has GOAT art
If LA and SF met in the NLCS this year who would win?
How can you know Bum will perform like 2014?
How can you know Kershaw won't CGSO like he always does?
How can we be sure he won't choke again?
So many possibilities....
Hmmmmm.........
>>68855546
Who did they call up?
If this was the World Series who would you root for?
>>68855589
Bumshit isn't good against the Dodgers tho.
>>68855589
Jints win in nailbiter game 7 at home by an extra inning solo shot.
>>68855589
Giants already won the World Series. We're just waiting and watching it play out
>>68855600
The obvious winners. The ottomans
>>68855627
>bumblasted.webm
>>68855589
Obviously nobody KNOWS anything
If we could only talk about what we know as a fact will happen we could never talk about anything
>>68855582
nats** whoops
>>68855599
Tepesch
https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/746011565002989569?s=09
>>68855600
Rangers
They got that guy that punched out that histrionic crybaby sissy Canada leaf faggot, they're alright by me
>>68855589
Doyers probably win that series fampai. Kershit only sucks against meth heads not faggots.
>>68855655
That's right. I almost forgot. The Doyers aren't good enough to get that far... Silly me...
>>68855589
SF versus LA in a series would go to SF
I will concede that the dodgers would have a chance in a 1 game series considering Kershaw is the GOAT but the doys can't hang in the playoffs
>>68855600
Rangers
Picture this. It's the bottom of the 9th. The Cubs are up by one run with the rangers at bat. Runner on first, 2 outs, 2 strike count. Walk off home run and the Cubs are confirmed for never winning a World Series for the rest of time
>>68855685
must be why they havent won a series against the giants all year
>>68855589
If it was right now, Giants win it
By the time the postseason rolls around, I think the Dodgers will be a better team
Might not matter - they might not play each other. Even when the Dodgers are capable of beating the Giants, the Giants can beat the teams the Dodgers have trouble with - Cardinals as a historic example
>>68855691
prob i see with doyers in wc game is that they use the goat then they have to wait for game 3 MAYBE game 2 of a ds to use him again which means he prob isnt avail for game 5 unless roberts has the pubes mattingly didnt
ABSTRACT
>>68855600
Rangers 100%
Babby league hick state team is still far better than how awful Cubs fans would be
I think the Cubs are going to get raped in Miami this weekend. Someone on the team is going to say the team should have been focused more on winning and getting back on track instead of their manager dressing them all up like fags and queers.
>some more losing, some finger pointing, might as well doing the easiest and blame the nigger(heyward)
>cardinals in the mirror may be closer than they appear
>mutiny against Maddon
>panic, burnout, but still win division
>swept in 5 by Nats in the DS
>>68855782
this tbhwy
>haha we're the best fans ever
>we suck it put for a hundred years now we're the best thing ever
>>68855754
Yeah my problem with the dodgers is the back end of their rotation is really shitty
Of course they lost even with the best 1 and 2 in baseball so whatever
>>68855589
Bochy would have to set-up bumgarner against someone who isn't kershaw to actually have an advantage.
Kershaw would take games 1 and 4 easy. I just don't see Kershaw choking against the team he CGSO's 3 times every year.
Bumgarner wins 2 and 6 against whatever doyer starter.
Maybe both Kershaw and Bumgarner lose their games lel.
>WHOS
ART
>>68855835
>yfw cueto steals game 1 and 4 from kershaw
having 2 aces is the life famalam
The Daniel Murphy's will choke again and the Mests will make it into the postseason again.
>>68855834
Ryu is coming back at some point, and isn't at all guaranteed to be the same, but he'll still probably improve the rotation. Kazmir has had a couple great outings and was fine the other day against the Nats, but who knows how much of that was the Nats choking
>>68855782
It'd be 2004 red sox faggotry but worse.
>>68855835
>Bochy would want to avoid Bum vs Kersh
In the nine times Madbum has faced Kershaw Bum has won five times
>>68855859
.... that's probably not happening if Kershaw allows 2 hits and strikesout 15 in a complete game.
Fuck the Cubs
>>68855920
what if those 2 hits are home runs :^)
>>68855835
Kershaw is a far better pitcher than Bum but the Doyers offense fucking blows
Even if Kershaw gives up 1 run in 9 innings the Dodgers can easily lose that game
>>68855944
>Kershaw is a far better pitcher than Bum
Flip that shit around for the 2016 WS champs
Giants are an unstoppable team. We have the #1 and #2 pitchers in all of baseball. We have an impeccable bullpen, a LEGENDARY offense, and the league's most reliable defense.
It was really over before it started.
>>68855915
>w-l records
How about you actually look at the run prevention, strikeouts, and innings pitched.
Kershaw fucking owns the Giants.
lel what even is this thread
>jints shitposters
>pissboi chimpouts
>even year memes
>doyer falseflagging
Windians
>who sux and memeiners both a game under .500 after their hot starts
Separated at birth?
>>68856012
>some numbers matter more than if your team wins the game
>>68855835
Kershaw faced Cueto 2 weeks ago, they both Gave up two runs, the doyers only won cause Casilla likes blowing games
That's factoring in the idea that Kershaw won't have another entry.
>>68856012
They don't measure playoff games in ERA piss guzzler
>>68856022
I can't tell who's legit, who's delusional, who's false flagging and who's double false flagging
It was a decent discussion and then you get >>68855971 this shit
WAHHH MY SHITTY TEAM JUST WON THREE OUT OF THE LAST FOUR GAMES AND WON THE SERIES WAHHHH IT SUCKS BEING FROM CHICAGO WAHHHH
I'm predicting Cardinals vs Dodgers WC in LA. Kershaw will pitch, it doesn't matter who pitches for the Cards. Multiple Entries will get multiplied.
>fat adams bombs kershaw again, eats 4 dodger dogs in celebration and clogs the entire toilet system in that piece of shit smelly stadium
>>68856052
Fuck off casual Giants are the best team in baseball by fucking far
There's nobody even close to us
>>68856058
I dunno who you are, but you're fucking great. I hate those faggots more than the other team's fans because I have to see them everyday.
>>68856064
Honestly if I was Dave Roberts and I had to play the WC versus the cards I would straight up not start Clayton
>>68856076
Giants double false flagging
>>68856058
>36-37
Lel Windians memeing on you
>>68856086
Holy shit White Sox "fans" literally cannot go one single post without crying about something
anything
make shit up to cry about
That's The White Sox Way
>>68856042
What do the Dodgers not being able to score have to do with the fact that Kershaw own a 1.34 ERA against the Giants in 20+ meetings and Bungarner owns n ERA of 4.02 in 20+ meetings meetings?
I don't even expect a reply from you
>>68856094
not a bad idea honestly
if the Doyers offense is on they might win anyway
if they're not they'll lose regardless of how well Kershaw does
if they do win it, they'd NEED Kershaw to have a shot in the NLDS
>>68856086
>>68856058
>rooting for 4th place teams
Why are whos fans so pathetic?
>>68856136
>if they're not they'll lose regardless of how well Kershaw does
What?
>BASES LOADED
>ZERO OUTS
>ZERO RUNS
>TWICE
LMAO
WHOS ARE LITERALLY ART
HOW CAN ANYONE BE A FAN OF THAT "TEAM"??? LEMAAAOOO
>>68856172
if the Doyers offense is not functioning, as is standard, Kershaw could throw a perfect 9 and they'd still lose in the 11th etc
>>68855285
Low hanging fruit.
Ever heard of this Michael Jordan guy? He's bretty good
>>68856011
>giants fans
Are you really this delusional? #1 and #2? Fuck no. Maybe #3 and #6.
Legendary offense? Team BA of .260 and you've hit 61 HR's with 320 RBI. Brandon Belt is doing really well so far, but if you think he can keep it up for the whole season, you're dead wrong.
>Impeccable bullpen
>Bullpen ERA of 3.73
>Higher than last years
Yes the Giants have a good defense.
>"It was really over before it started."
Even year meme over this year.
>>68856125
Listen lad, never claimed anything against Kersh, he's fucking stellar. His team? Not as much. Him pitching is not guaranteed win because of this. It doesn't matter how well you pitched if your team chokes it away.
>>68856182
"""”"""""TEAM""""""
ABTR
C
T
>>68856160
shutup boston fag, i tried to like you because made fun of the whinny faggot complaining white sox fans
but you're losing to a even memier team than yourselves
>>68856125
how do you expect the dodgers to win if they dont score?
Kershaw could pitch a perfect 9 innings and that still doesnt win them the game
>>68856211
see
>>68856052
don't be handing out free (You)s to shitposters
>>68856235
>>68856182
So what? Boston has a good bullpen who battled out of jams and gave their team a chance to win
>AL looks like it's probably going to be Rangers vs Indians
I am moderately okay with either of those going to the world series
Is boston the biggest meme franchise of the last 10 years?
Why do they always need some fat nigger that can't even field a position to get meme hits?
>mo vaughn
>PED PAPI
>FATDOVAL
>>68856290
>tfw didn't resign sandobese
The whos are now on a 9-28 game slide
CANT MAKE IT UP
ABSTRACT
R
T
Can Major League Baseball rig the NLCS to be Doyers and Jints?
I want the shitposting to be decided.
Thanks.
>>68856274
>the bullpen that lost two games in the series and almost today
>good
Are you serious
>>68856330
>decided
amplified
>>68856330
100% percent depends on if the Cubs choke in the NLDS or the NLCS
>>68856328
If that's abstract art then what are the Phillies?
>>68856330
Are you saying you want shitposting that will... take down this fucking website?
>>68856382
Minimalism
>>68856382
The Phillies won today unlike your shit team whofag.
>>68856382
Or Mariners? Or Pirates?
>>68856327
wasn't he actually too fat to sleep properly and got injured rolling around?(probably because he was suffocating in his rolls of flab)
Buca di Beppo is really the perfect restaurant for the guy
>they give you bread for 3-4 people
he downs it
>appetizers designed for 3-4 people
he downs it
>pasta bowls meant to be shared by 3-4 people
he downs it
>big sunday meant for 3-4 people
he downs it
>>68856386
does anyone remember if the girl he rkelly'd had "cray" or "cash" pussy?
i can't remember what beaner diction he used that time
>>68855920
well the last 2 games against booers and whoever it was didnt he give up first inning bombs? scooter got one cant remember who the other was
>>68856572
Holy shit
>whos
>good
Pick one
>whos
>fans
Pick one
It's honestly sad how hard Dodgers fans have to cling to Kershaw's nut sack to stay relevant
It's honestly sad how hard Faggot fans have to cling to fukes and memes to stay relevant
>>68856572
Might honestly be my favorite sports gif ever. It gets better and better. This is failure in its purest form. Kershaw's reaction is great
>>68856737
>it's sad that teams win more World Serieseses than any other team in a decade to be relevant
Wew lad
>>68856737
>TWENTY
>SEVEN
>YEARS
>>68856386
I wonder why pissboi, an illegal shitskin, is so irreversibly obsessed with 2 white men (Kershaw, Greinke)
>>68856846
I unironically love DG posting and that it has spawned copy cats. He's a man completely dedicated to his craft and he's always on to reply.
he's also a man of mystery.
is he a full beaner?
is he some half white mongoloid with a mom that got COLONIZED?
is he a migger with a mom that got BLACKED?
Brady Aiken threw a pair of hitless shutout innings a couple nights ago in his pro debut. I would like to thank the Astros FO
>>68857025
DG is indeed an enigma
Was today's White Sox/Red Sox game the worst sloppiest game of the season?
Neither team wanted to win and the amount of blunders and spaghetti spilling was phenomenal.
>>68857025
DG is a quality poster and anons hate quality posting.
Also >Rags have another official Rangers waifu BakuMom
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>>68857276
Depends on your definition of "quality posting". It's entertaining because he's a fucking idiot
>>68857285
Season over, Felix traded for peanuts when?
>>68857285
hes not even a top prospect in their org and its his second drug suspension
@68857276
Everyone already knows you're the same persona, Daddy Tiki. You can stop pretending
>>68855917
WHATTUP BLACK PHILLIP
>>68857285
Alternate dimension Boog Powell BTFO
>>68857285
>that name
Wtf
>>68857350
He is more of a weird fetish homer than an idiot
>>68857350
DG isn't an idiot. He's autistic as fuck but he's not an idiot.
>>68857542
He is a complete idiot you fucking idiot
>>68857542
>DG isn't an idiot.
>>68857570
He knows a whole lot about baseball.
>mariners
>mets
>nats
>>>whos
How much worse can it fucking get m's bros
why BOOG whyyy
>>68857701
Forgot pie rats
>>68857285
That's it
season's over
>>68857692
Nah
>>68857025
white and half venezuelan iirc
What happened to all the Mariners fans who were thinking super positively?
>>68858175
R.I.P.
>moments before tragedy struck:
>im thinking super positively
who's got that jpeg
>>68858175
>>68858261
forgot to link
baseball gods have corrected the universe
DG literally saved /mlb/.
TYBDG
>>68858367
Damn that's tragic
OFFICIAL COLLAPSE RANKINGS
1. >whos
2. Pirates
3. >Memeriners
4. Phillies
5. >Mest
6. >nast
7. Astros
what does it feel like to be a winning team, lads?
>>68858650
Mests should be #7 or below. they're on an uptrend since sweeping the royals and theyre playing the braves
>>68858650
Asstros have won 20 of their last 28
Is there a website where you can enter a team's record at any point in the season and see how many teams historically at that record made the playoffs?
>>68858650
1. Whos
2. Memeiners
3. Pierats
4. Lillies
5. Natinals
6. Lastros
7. Mest
>>68858762
like coiny bags of sandy milk
>>68858909
>>68858932
What?
>>68858650
Astros already collapsed in April, the entire season has been them trying to come back from that shit fest.
>>68859019
he's talking about vaginas
>>68859045
Rangers did it last year.
Collapse in April practically already eliminated from playoffs before May only to end up winning the division
Astros won't win the division however but they might get wildcard
>>68858762
It feels great, but you get used to it. Losing feels worse than winning feels good, if you know what I mean. Like the down feeling goes down more than good feeling goes up. There's science behind it and shit
fuck you boog
How is Hunter Strickland not higher rated?
In Diamond Dynasty, he's my best reliever. Has a 0.60 ERA over 30 IP.
>>68859270
Good job Rays.
>>68859270
>I dindu nuffin
>>68859321
except Miller/Lomo are garbage for TBR
>>68859319
Because he's fucking trash IRL and life isn't a video game you imbecilic fucking animal god damn
>>68859319
Because he has shit command. He can blow it past you but if you get a hold of one of his numerous pitches right down the middle and at the belt it's gone. Also gets behind in the count to a lot of batters
>>68859319
>Hunter "100mph cookie over the plate" Strickland
Kek
>>68858927
>>68858650
>Nationals
No.
The Chicago White Sox have signed free agent veteran outfielder Milton Bradley to a 1-year 3.5 million dollar contract.
>...
>>68859945
Are you fucking kidding me? Le beat my wife man? Le board game man?
Top kek Whos
>>68859945
Holy shitballs.
>based brad
>literally, unironically, obsessed with the chicago white sox
>>68860173
It's just like watching a car wreck man. It's so gruesome and fucked up to look at, but so interesting you can't help but stare.
>>68857285
mfw i met him at fan fest and was excited to watch him play
>>68859945
Source?
The M's can literally not stop losing baseball games
>"that was the greatest play I have ever seen"
-Cubs broadcaster
Haha what the actual fuck is wrong with those broadcasters? I understand cheering for your team but fuck man how much of a homer can you be?
>>68859238
That statement is false if you're a mariners fan.
We don't have emotion anymore.
>>68860396
>prado literally just made a better play
>>68860396
marlins taking 3/4
called.
>>68860301
How did it feel to get based brad memed for four losses in a row?
who is the best player?
>>68860521
Clayton Kershaw
>>68860521
>newfags
>>68858650
I need the fucking Yankees to get on this list.
>>68860521
what the hell country is that
>>68860521
Clayton Kershaw aka Daddy K
>>68860521
Bryce Trout
>>68860561
That's too far back last year, like before the Wild Card. They started this season down and never built too much up for a proper collapse.
>>68860561
Were the Yankees even over .500 at any point this season? You guys should sell hard at the deadline
>>68861007
Holy shit lol nigga chill
>>68861049
But that's not THE YANKEE WAY
>>68861007
did she died?
tfw no game today
>>68861007
>americans
>>68861151
Well that $229,960,357 payroll sure is buying them a lot of wins.
SOCRATES
>>68861157
>mfw calling "it" a "she"
>>68861191
your countryman is the one that actually thought that thing had a pussy >>68861157
>>68861157
>she
>>68861242
I'm not even sure what that was desu
>>68859321
based rays
CONFORTO I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>68861007
NOW SAY GOOD NIGHT
>>68861191
that happened in toronto
>>68858367
tragic
GOATFORTO
>>68861175
why don't you just watch other games, dude
CONFORTO YES
cubs are going to get walked off lmao
>Atlanta in charge of sliding
>Snitker in charge of not getting automatically ejected for arguing a play after it has already been reviewed
imagine if the red cux had to roll out the fat panda each day at 3B
>>68861349
Easy pick for gold glove right there
Wasn't aware Buddy Carlyle retired
Nice umpball you got there Mest
JAKE GOAT
>umps
>>68861453
Probably the most underrated player in the league. Pretty based if you ask me tbqhwy.
>>68861432
get good at sliding you fucking faggot. Not blocking the plate, held on to the ball.
>>68861426
So what's his deal anyhow? Do they just pay him to dispose of the team's leftover food now?
Cubs trying to kickstart Stanton's season.
>>68861561
They're paying him to be on the DL now, though I think they said they're refusing to until he loses some weight
>>68861500
>putting your leg in between the plate and the runner without the ball
>not blocking the plate
Just admit you got away with one, it's not like we're any threat to win anything
>>68860487
literally the worst way to start and end a game happened today
FISH
I
S
H
this cubs-marlins game is full of pansy fucks
>heyward
>baez
>stanton
How come Toronto isn't doing quite as well this season?
>Rags
CUBES FUCKING EXPOSED
>>68861785
They're doing pretty well m8.
>Live north of Atlanta
>upstairs air conditioner breaks 3 years into 10 year warranty
>can't sleep in my room in my own house
Suffering
>>68861785
Same reason the Dodgers aren't doing well this season.
No offence
No dingers
No 1-2 Price - Estrada punch.
>METS
>AGAIN
>Starting dogshit Stanton over Ichiro
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST START ICHIRO UNTIL HE REACHES 3,000
eat shit mest
AHAHAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR UMPBALL
>>68861825
Where north of Atlanta you live bro? I live in Ellijay.
>Mest fan celebrate umpball
>Get BTFO by Adonis Garcia
>>68861887
Milton
>Mest
>BabyBears
I thought these were good teams?
>Ninny league
top kek
>>68861919
Ahh Milton, I go there often. Me I prefer the mountains though to the city.
cubs meltdown is happening
Cubs are done.
Based Reynolds calling Arrieta and Lelster put on the memes.
>tfw you fell for the Cubs meme
>cusb are now only 1 game above the rags and 1.5 above the jints
Real talk, why are the AL East and Central the only good divisions in basedball right now?
>>68861877
Stanton did hit a dinger today though. Would've been a 2 run homer but the guy on base got caught stealing
I want to see Ichiro get 3000 hits too though
LGTSS
>CUSB
Friendly reminder that the Cardinals will win the Central and the Cubs will miss the playoffs
>>68862084
Because we're 26-13 in the division
>>68862150
Aren't you just proving his point?
>>68862084
>AL Central
>three shit teams and two good teams
That's every division in baseball except the AL East, which has three good teams
Tomorrow there will be a team with more wins than the Cubs
>>68862173
No, the rags don't play until saturday
>>68862173
Cubs will actually make the playoffs though while your meme team chokes away another division to another meme team
>>68862209
they play the redsox tomorrow
>>68862224
>>68862171
The whos are a good team, recent crash notwithstanding. I unironically think they'll take third or second in the division though I also wouldn't be surprised if they fall fourth.
Agreed that the East has three good teams, two really good and one above average.
Every other division lacks competition is the point.
>>68862209
They play tomorrow stupid
>>68862224
No
>randers in charge of knowing their own schedule
>>68862259
Wh-h-ho is the above average one?
>>68862259
>Every other division lacks competition is the point
The Dodgers, cardinals and Marlins are all unironically better than every AL team except the Rangers, Orioles and red sox
Battle of CA
>>68862311
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-mlb-predictions/
http://www.fangraphs.com/coolgraphs.aspx
How's it looking lads?
Will the memeiners consider trading Felix over to the Rangers if they fall past 15 games from first place?
>mfw Jon Daniels continues his wizardry and pulls some highway robbery for another stating pitcher
>>68862349
fuck you
>>68862304
;^)
>>68862325
>The Dodgers, cardinals and Marlins are all unironically better than every AL team
>>68862375
whew lad testy
>>68862349
>NL Comedy Central has three (3) teams below 3% postseason probability
>two of the three are below 1%
un-ironically
The Barves now have won 7 of their last 8. I'm happy.
>>68862381
The except I threw on the end there was rather important my illiterate friend.
the point stands, the second place teams in the NL all have a bigger gap to make up than their AL counterparts (save the lastros), but only because the top of the NL is that fucking good this year.
Power rankings:
1. Giants
2. >Rags
3. Nationals
4. Cubs
5. Red Sox
6. Orioles
7. Cardinals
8. Dodgers
9. Mets
10. Marlins
11. Indians
12. Royals
13. Blue Jays
POWER GAP
Irrelevant: everyone else
The second tier teams in the NL are better than the second tier teams in the AL. Only the Marlins are debatable in that regard.
>>68862483
>NL Worst: two below 1%, one below 2%
>tfw /mlb/ is afraid of your team and therefore celebrates its losses
naturally the suggestion of this will be met with denial as people try to convince themselves
>mfw jints choke away ANOTHER division and doyers have to face Arrieta
>>68862483
The top two teams are fucking good, so it balances out
>Zack Greinke has allowed two more earned runs this season (43) than he did all of last season (41).
>>68862558
Last year, the city of Chicago had more than double the murders than the whole United States had in the year the Cubs last won the World Series. True story
>>68862594
Not a fair statistic, there weren't as many people during colonial times
>>68862672
Hehehe lemons. Go braves.
Explain this cleveland...
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/746059543579340800
>Cardinals odds of winning the division has risen all the way to a whopping 3.3 percent
how long until the yearly SF "giants" collapse?
Before or after the ASG?
>>68862663
>>68862672
Just thought I'd share a statistic I found interesting. Shows how much the world has changed since the last time the Cubs won the World Series over 100 years ago
>>68862727
prolific chokers like the jints have to timetable but I would assume after the break.
>>68862727
There won't be a collapse. They won't keep up the pace they've had the past two months for the whole year, but they won't collapse
>>68862508
>Indians behind the Marlins and Mest
>anyone behind the Mest
Shit list
>>68862790
They're collapsed every year for the past 4 years.
>>68862720
Alcohol, something your people know quite well
Gonna be the biggest forced meme of 2016 because some people can't handle based C-Town destroying their favorite memes from tranny town ;^)
I HAVE BEEN A CHICAGO CUB FAN SINCE SEPTEMBER 2015 AND YOU CANT STOP ME
#WEREGOOD
>>68862508
I get that you want to see the Cubs fall, but given that they still have the best record, run differential, and playoff odds they still belong on top. Unless for some reason you want to pour a lot of recency bias in it (which doesn't make much sense to do in June). In fact I don't see why anyone would do that unless you're looking to favor or disfavor a specific team.
>Lelster getting ROASTED for not being at Greinke and Kershaw's level of athleticism
>>68862824
But they're going to win the division and win 95 games this year. All teams have ups and downs during the season. They won't play at the 40-17 pace they've played at since April 22nd but they'll be fine
>>68862489
me too bro me too
>>68862906
Why does the media hate Lester so much? He's not a bad guy.
>>68862944
I think I'll drink to that, friend.
>>68862919
>But they're going to win the division and win 95 games this year.
Remember when they had the best record in baseball in July of 2013 and were 10 games over the Dodgers?
Remember how the "giants" finished dead last and 8 games under 500 that same season?
You don't remember that?
>>68862852
I think Clevelanders are the only people that would celebrate a championship by eating horse shit
that guy is going to be known for the rest of his life as the guy that ate shit
>>68862946
Cant field.
Can't throw to first.
Can't field.
Can't figure out what to do with the ball of its not hit to a Fielder.
Can't field.
Cant throw to first.
Getting paid 150M and can't throw to first.
Oh and he can't field.
>>68862919
They haven't won the division in like 3 or 4 years tho lol every year it's the same thing.
>>68862974
Explain to me how 2013 is 2016
>>68863039
Because every year the Giants get hot with one of the best records in baseball and choke it away.
I think that's why.
Might also have something to do with the Giants not winning the division in 4 years despite being in the same situation with the same roster.
>>68863087
Nah, we'll be fine. It's our year lad. Even if we only get the wild card we'll be fine
Guys stop fighting. We all know the real season doesn't start until mid August.
>braves highlight of their season is beating the mest
Will we all kill ourselves if the Jint's even year meme holds true?
>>68862974
They finished 4th :^)
>my team has choked away the division 4 times but will clinch the division np because we are 5 games ahead of the #2 in June.
Lol
>>68863186
>being assblasted that the Meats choked against a shit team like the Barves
lohl
>>68863017
So all variations of him being bad at fielding.
Despite the media story line, he actually isn't all that bad at fielding. UZR isn't available for pitchers, but DRS is. Lester has save 2 defensive runs this year, tied for 12th.
The stolen base problem has also been highlighted by the media, however he's only tied for 13th for most stolen bases allowed. Noah Syndergaard is 1st on that list, Jake Arrieta is 4th. But those are media darlings, and therefore stolen bases are never brought up with them.
So basically, the media is unfair to Lester, and you're blindly accepting the storylines that the media is spoonfeeding you
>>68863213
small team
>>68863208
That's not why I said they would though. They just will
>>68855917
Whattup black phillip
>>68863249
>implying they're not the Iceland of baseball
>>68863246
He's also been mediocre 3.5 ERA pitcher for his career.
Basically the Bumgarner of the AL is what he was, the only highlights of his career come from 30 innings in the post season and not his 32 yearly starts.
Jake Arrieta and Syndergaard are also trash pitchers if it make Ya feel better champ
>>68863246
DA MEEEEEEEDIAAAAAAAAAA
facebook-tier
>>68863208
don't you mean 6? (^:
>>68863246
>Lester has save 2 defensive runs this year, tied for 12th.
Show me the career. As of right now at this point Kershaw is the greatest pitcher to ever live in the history of baseball with a S/W ratio and WHIP that will likely never again be broken.
So how about you hop off those small sample sizes and talk about all the runs he's saved in his career not over his last 10 starts.
>>68863246
Lester is that u bro? Lmfaooooooo
>>68862720
he's a big guy
>>68863193
Instead of Jonestown, we'll call it Jintstown.!
In 5 years the Braves will be chasing pennants left and right.
>>68856330
we can summon KEK and the dark forces of meme magic
>mfw analslime has to inevitably trade Trout
where's he going, /mlb/?
>>68863549
Yankees.
>>68863298
>3.5 career ERA
sure, but that doesn't warrant the kind of media treatment he gets
>>68863371
-11 career DRS over 11 seasons, nothing outrageous
>anglels of anacrime
>>68863655
>shitscum pulled after 3
kek
KEK
>that blue jasy bro at an anals/a's game
neat
>>68860521
R A R E
A
R
E
what the fuck is this collapse
>>68863912
trout is literally the only thing keeping your shitty team alive
>>68863912
>that monkey
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Start of the season:
>Theres no way the Giants win the division The dodgers have the best rotation best lineup and best bullpen the even year meme dies here
Middle of the season:
>Sure they're ahead by six games even with some big injuries and they have the best recent record in baseball but they're chokers despite three rings in five years!!!!!
End of the season:
>>68864213
>End of the Season:
It was all just a big fluke!!! Again!!!
is Kazmir re-improving or are the Nats shit?
>>68864394
His best game of the year was 7 innings 1 hit against the Cubs.
You tell me.
>>68855348
your first mistake was getting your hopes up
a true mariners fan would never do that.
>>68863549
>Not sending the Millville Meteor back home to the Phils
fuck you white sox
>>68864444
no arguing with quad fours
>get swept by the Cardinals
>In a series that Arrieta is pitching in
>Lose first of 4 in Miami
>Realize Arrieta isn't going to pitch in that series
>probably going to get swept by the fish
Make it stop
>>68862998
>one guy shitfaced out of his mind
>people from 48 states and like 9 different countries showed up
>only Clevelanders do something stupid when drunk, why didn't they chimp out and set buses on fire like other cities?
This is the worst any of our fans did and faggots on /sp/ and Twitter are so mad about it
>>68864531
>Still have the top record in the league
Are all shitcagofags whiny fucks?
First the whos now the Cusb? What the fuck is wrong with your shit city?
>>68864760
But I don't even live in Chicago. Not from there either.
>inb4 being a fan of a team not in your state
My state doesn't have any pro sports so fuck off.
>>68864816
>Not from Chicago
>Cubs fan
Kill yourself
>>68855936
With a red-hot railroad spike.
>>68864816
This post is so flyover it hurts
Unless you live in Alaska or some shit
>>68864816
kys you disgusting fucking animal god damn
>>68864833
Might take a while
>>68864816
Minnesota please
>>68864875
>>68864892
Kentucky, actually.
>>68864888
We can wait
>>68864911
Is that even a state
I thought it was a type of sauce
>>68864911
Is there an actual Cubs fandom there or is it just an amalgam of team?
>>68864816
There's literally nothing wrong with this. Tons of states don't have teams. Some of these people still like baseball, imagine that. Also the Cubs games were broadcast nationally for the longest time so it makes sense
I'm not flyover country, but lighten up folks. Nobody cares that you live 50 miles from the city your team plays in and you pretend to live in that city
>>68864925
I thought it was a farm for a very long time until was in like 5th grade and realized it wasn't where the coronel lived.
Who else /9 wins straight here? Tied randy Johnsons record for the dbacks
>>68864968
Don't ever again post a picture of Zach Greinke or speak about Zach Greinke outside of the context of when he was a Dodger.
>>68864950
There's a good mix, but there's also a good amount of Cardinal fans down here too.
>>68864968
Biggest mistake of his career was to leave that team.
Greatest financial decision of his life was to sign with the D backs.
Hey guys, I was just reading something about Zach Greinke being a Cy Young winner? Who was he playing for when that happened?
>>68865058
>mistake
The dodgers aren't built to go deep in the playoffs.
>>68865071
The Royals
>>68865071
It had to have been with the Dodgers right? Didn't he have some crazy good year recently?
Who do you want for trade deadline? Name your team, some positions that need depth, and your candidate.
Royals:
>Starter: Julio Teheran or Matt Shoemaker
>Outfielder: Jay Bruce
>Reliever: Will Smith or Greg Holland
>>68865071
Kansas shitty
im done watching these shit teams what should i get
in n out or carls jr?
What are they dodging anyway? Rings?
>>68865149
The trolley. People who used to walk to the old stadium in Brooklyn became known as trolley dodgers, because they had to cross the train tracks.
>>68865172
Autism
>>68865149
Pennants too
>>68865142
Depends how long you want to wait
>>68865142
get a mcsourdough jack burrito from wendy's
>>68865058
>biggest mistake of his life was not taking 30 million a year
>>68865182
Is not a clever insult.
>>68865142
Always in n out
Holy shit, anybody see this Angels game? The batter let go of the bat and it hit the umpire in the head, his head started bleeding and he's out of the game I would assume. Crazy shit
>>68865243
Nah, Habit is better, faster, and almost as cheap (unlike Five Guys).
Carl's Jr. has a lot of interesting burger concepts but the beef itself tastes very plain.
Who /notgoingtooverpayforpitchingatthedeadline/ here? Gonna feel real good watching some dumbfuck get prospect gouged hard for an Ervin Santana or Jeremy Hellickson
>>68865272
this fukn guy... you best be bulking m8
>>68860521
>1,190 people
Fug
>>68865292
I eat a fast food burger maybe twice a month. I've just been doing that at different places for long enough to know.
>>68865272
Habit is burger king tier
They have some bomb fries, though
Quit crying, you pussies.
Everything is gonna be alright. Here, have some music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYYZFx7_DS8
>>68865260
>thinks your full of shit
>looks on mlb.com
>looks at the play by play
>go to ninth inning
>http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2016_06_23_oakmlb_anamlb_1#game=2016_06_23_oakmlb_anamlb_1,game_state=Wrapup,game_tab=play-by-play
Holy shit I can't wait to see the video
>>68865439
https://twitter.com/CBuc32/status/746209669207580673
>>68865451
We finally can get robots now.
>>68864760
It's a crazy concept, but if you observe people, you'll find out it's true: People who are a fan of a certain team do not enjoy when said team loses. There is no context where this is not the case.
What if the even year meme is real?
>>68865613
The even year meme dies at the hands of the Bay Area curse this year. Cleveland over SF in 5
>>68865645
But what if the jints do win? What if we have to put up with >muh even year for two more goddamn years?
>>68865667
that team will collapse as usual and they'll die in the WC. If not miss the playoffs completely with a losing record like every other year. On schedule.
>>68865667
Not possible, meme magic is not on their side this time. The Shorks and Memeiors both lost to Rust Belt teams in the finals this year, and the Jints will follow suit.
>Cusb on a losing streak
>Jints and Rags red hot
We might actually see the Cusb fall to 3rd place.
>>68866193
because theyve played 3 less games then everyone else got those extra days off early and now theyre gonna have a packed schedule and come back to earth
>>68865779
They wouldn't be in third place though, they would have the third most wins if the Giants and Rangers win and the Cubs lose, but they would still have a slightly better winning percentage, therefore a better record technically
>>68856386
That pic is so beautiful.
>>68866708
i need to update it
>>68865613
It's obviously real. The only question is how long it will last
http://m.mlb.com/video/v848644283/sfpit-ballgirl-makes-a-slick-backhanded-stop/?team_id=134
>>68866894
>ball girl does something a 6 year old little league kid can do
>becomes a web gem
every time
>>68866914
She kinda cute tho at least
>>68862974
That was June 2014 not July 2013.
2013 the Giants were never in it, trending 0.500 and finished 4th 8 games below 0.500.
2014 the Giants were 42-21 on June 8 with a 9.5 game lead but collapsed before salvaging the WC and winning the WS.
>>68865149
What are they Giants at anyway? Ego? Dicks?
The Brexit vote just crashed the European and Asian Stock markets
The global economy is raped right now except for the US
You should join in the fun watching this meltdown right now /mlb/.
>>68867007
I have no understanding of how it will actually effect them so it's just a bunch of noise to me. I still think it's cool that they want to be independent and not part of some of NWO umbrella government
>>68867015
Well to put it in perspective, all European stocks right now have crashed completely.
>>68867007
All I know is Gold is rising. The Peso's value is free falling. The British Pound dropped 15%.
USA USA USA
>>68867029
I get that, I just don't get how or why. They probably won't even be allowed to leave because of some stupid shit
>>68867007
Between the Mighty Number 9 fallout and this, it's been an entertaining week.
Need a meme magic incident in baseball this weekend to cap it off.
>>68867007
>CNN International @cnni 7m7 minutes ago
>British stocks are plunging into their biggest crash since the 2008 financial crisis
>>68867096
Stocks are literally just opening up there (9am). I bet you they freeze stock trading for the day any second now.
>>68867082
right now because of the uncertainty, they will stabilize soon but probably never to levels they were before the vote
as for leaving they can and will within probably 2 years, although certain economic effects will happen much sooner
>literally willing to crash your economy for decades because of some immigrants
>>68867085
>between some shitty game normal people have never heard about and the resignation of the british prime minister along with the UK's exit out of a decades old union of 28 nations, it's been an entertaining week
kill yourself
>>68867109
They opened over an hour ago.
>>68867085
Padres no-hitter
Cap this fucking post
>>68867117
They're not just some immigrants Canada, it's a tidal wave of mudslimes. And the PU is welcoming their peaceful child suicide bombers, detonators, and AKs with open arms
>>68867117
Does being in the EU mean there are laxer rules on migration?
>>68867121
>UK stocks lost £350 billion in an hour
J U S T
>anglo politics
LMAO
GO BLUE.
GREATEST EVER.
WE HOT.
>>68867168
yes, although illegal immigrants would get in any way so the outrage makes no sense, its not like leaving the EU would stop the illegal immigrants from coming into the country
>>68867167
how would leaving an economic union stop illegal immigrants from coming into the country?
>>68867173
this 2bh pham we are gonna sell so much shit at inflated prices under new trade agreements to those tea chuggers its gon be lit af
>>68867168
Yup. They all had the same currency (except for Britain). Traveling from one country to another was very relaxed. And they all generally voted on the same thing. Except these countries had fees to pay, Britain paying the most.
>>68867185
the EU is much more than simply an economic union as it was initially established as. its a growing political force that has effective overruling authority on many aspects of the nations in the EU
>>68867215
again, they arent going to build a giant wall with guards so how would leaving the EU stop illegal immigrants from entering the UK?
>>68867156
That'd be a long shot. I'd like to think it'd happen against a team other than the Reds, where the shitposting potential is enormous.
I was thinking along the lines of a big name PED bust.
>>68867185
see
>>68867195
>Traveling from one country to another was very relaxed
Muhammad Abdullah al-Baljeer loves it too
>The British Pound is down 7% to the USD
JUST
U
S
T
>>68867238
they have a chance unless they flip pomeranz at the deadline
>>68867237
well there will no longer be the free movement of people across borders unrestricted. the UK will still have to uncuck itself with their own proposals though. leaving the EU is just the first step and obviously does not solve any problem they had immediately
/mlb/ - international economics and immigration
>>68867719
/mlb/ - Migration Liberal Board
>>68856572
Pretty sure it was "cash"
>>68857276
Tiki and DG, a love affair for the ages.
>>68857179
EXCITED
>>68859945
I would laugh, but he was part of that meme outfield
>Milton Bradley
>Coco Crisp
>Jody Gerut
>>68860521
Th-that flag!!
blue jays
Good morning /mlb/
>>68869096
Good evening
Reminder that Kershaw will strikeout 200 with less than 9 walks before the fucking all-star break.
Can't make these things up fellas,
You just can't.
Literally witnessing the greatest season for a pitcher in the history of baseball and all people are talking about are the 109 meme team and the faggots.
>there are ppl who call themselves baseball fans who have not witnessed Kershaw pitch a complete game shutout masterpiece
>there are ppl who have never witnessed Kershaw pitch at all
>>68869156
Shame he is heading for TJS soon.
>whos
>bases loaded
>0 outs
>0 runs
>twice
ABSTRACT
R
T
>>68869183
now this is shitposting
how was Ichiro yesterday?
Morning bump
>what's the bump limit
>don't care, senpai<
The Mariners shall rise again.
Two threads yay
>>68870698
I know /sp/ is besieged by Euro2016 but why are people this overzealous with new OPs
>>68870878
It's not so much that people think it's Reddit, as they think that it's Instagram.
>>68870698
why Australia dont havve proffesional baseball leagur?
DRIVEN IN TO RIGHT
AT THE WALL
IT IS .... GONE
CARDINALS LEAD IT 3-2
>>68866983
>finished 4th
where does this maymay come from?
almost there
>>68871977
You can do it!
3!
2!
1!
migrate!!
>>68869550
>>68869550
>>68869550
>>68871907
What?
>>68872061
i've been reading this about them that year multiple times recently, but look at where they actually finished
>>68872236
Oh yeah, they finished tied for third
>>68855859
>Cueto taking an away game win against an AL team
Jints humor everyone
>>68872539
>the Dodgers are an AL team
Are you retarded?
>>68872576
Are (You)?
>>68873022
Nope
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