CIN:Homer Bailey to begin rehab assignment Monday
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) cleared to start vs. Nats
MIN:Trevor Plouffe diagnosed with a groin strain
NYM:Cespedes (hip) not in Mets' lineup Thursday
CHC:Rizzo (back) sits Thursday, Contreras at 1B
CIN:Votto (flu) remains absent Thursday vs. Pads
SD:Jon Jay (forearm) out again Thursday vs. CIN
KC:KC releases second baseman Omar Infante
COL:Rox request release waivers on Jose Reyes
BOS:Chris Young exits with right hamstring strain
SEA:Adrian Sampson lifted with elbow discomfort
PHI:Tommy Joseph scratched Thursday with cold
TampaBay
>BASES LOADED
>0 OUTS
>0 (ZERO) RUNS
>TWICE
Tampa
>>68869550
>tfw da tribe win da worlds eries
>>68869550
>/mlb/ general - Tampa Bay Rays is Cutest Edition
Please go here and cutely wave to the camera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q36pnzcw70
Hi where are the memes?
>>68869603
Nowadays Shibuya is getting not so popular.
>>68870572
But you are.
post yfw the Braves avoid losing 100 games
3 out of 4 in Boston!
>>68871834
>under .500
>In 4th place
Lmao whos art
>no day games
>>68871974
Its Friday m8. They usually reserve day games to mid week. More people are inclined to watch an 8pm start because no work tomorrow.
tribe
>>68869583
A R T F O R M
R
T
F
O
R
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeqO5tg8qQ
>>68871834
Question to whos fans:
Why are you rooting for art?
>dodgers vs pirates
>tepesch vs taillon
literally who
>>68872455
Taillon is the next big thing to be honest
>>68872455
Taillon was a hot prospect at some point, wasn't he?
>>68872511
>>68872518
I meant Tepesch
Haven't once heard of the guy
A's
Fuck analslime
>>68872544
Some fan you are
RE-MIN-DER
glad to get the fuck out of cali. bad things happened there. looking to get some easy wins in milwaukee
Do other teams have nights dedicated to gays? Serious question.
>>68872626
Wasn't there a big uproar when like the Braves or Cards tried to have an LBGT night?
>>68872626
Doyers
Only cuckafornia teams
>>68872626
Frisco has been land of the free and home of the gays for as long as I can remember.
>tfw fabulous
Is the article right about the Jints and Rags?
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2016/6/23/11996918/texas-rangers-san-francisco-giants-overperformance-baseruns-
>>68872626
Tampa had Pride Night last week.
So did Oakland.
Mets had one this week.
etc
etc
>>68872626
I think the Phillies had one but I'm not sure
It needs to stop. Why would you take pride in rubbing your cock in another man's shithole?
>>68872664
That's funny this was actually discussed I think yesterday or the day before.
>>68872679
Are the Ms trying to rival the white sox for biggest collapse?
>>68872724
why are you obsessed with other people's cocks?
>>68872730 yes and >>68872664 yes
>>68872800
I'm not, which is why I don't fuck them. That's what homosexuality is right? Sex with the he same gender? That's what they're proud of right?
>>68872862
You bigots are so narrow minded. Sad!
relocation when
>>68873052
>suborbital flights become a regular thing
>teams in Japan and South Korea
>yfw madbum wins one for da bay
>>68873134
>that big guy with tiny legs
how does he walk?
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-white-soxs-hidden-catastrophe/
I'm glad we're not delusional, we've been complaining about our guys not getting the low strikes since just abiut day 1. Fucking hell, Sale and Q could be so much better than they still are. Everyone could. Maybe even fucking Shields
>>68873210
Is this the part where we're supposed to bully the White Sox so you can tug one off?
>>68873134
Salad
>>68873210
Should have never let go of Flowers.
if your favorite natty pitcher insulted you in a tweet, would you still be his fan?
>>68873728
I'd tell him to fuck off and would stop liking him.
>>68873101
>mfw Bay Area loses another one to da Rust Belt
>>68873945
>mfw the memes are too strong.
>myw everyone loses everything to a transportation hub
>>68873945
Baseball is all I have left, fug off cleavelong
>>68874186
sorry m8, but it's time to even the score from '54
>>68873052
This.
Fuck Tampa and Florida in general for baseball. If the Marlins didn't have a new stadium I would say move them too.
Montreal should get the Expos again...if they're willing to build a new stadium or renovate the shit out of the existing one.
>>68874211
Why would a team go back to Montreal? They had shitty attendance
>>68874235
What cities would be a good fit for a relocated team?
shaking my fucking head @ cueto and his kid...
How u gonna be Cy Young runner-up up to Clayton Kershaw in 2014 and be one of the top pitchers over the last 4 seasons and have your son throw a ball like a white kid.
BAKA. BAKA. BAKA. BAKA. BAKA. BAKA. BAKA.
baka
baka desu senpai
>>68874491
>pissboi
You will never live that down.
Thank you based Hiroyuki
BAKA
smH
SmH
sMH
SMh
>>68874524
>>68874491
>>68874591
But why would type s.m.h 7 times in a row in the first place?
the college in the nation is going to win the college world series
>>68874620
*best college fuck
>>68874620
Are you a Dirtbags trip? Watching on ESPN2 right now, Bannister pulled.
Just had some kid curse me out on PSN cause I beat him on a walk off, 6-5, after he swung at some pitches at the dirt and bitches that he threw me in the strike zone all game. Kek
>>68874458
That's a good question, I don't know. Seems like MLB is at its limit already. Any city you move the lowest attended teams to would probably be just as low in attendance. There would be a surge in the first few years probably because it's new and exciting but then people would get bored of it. Also depends on how good the team is though. I can't think of any city that would be guaranteed to be better than Montreal but it would still probably not be very good attendance
>>68874620
>amateur sports
>>68874745
k
Get fucking ready Detroilet.
>>68874745
What is your favorite anime?
W I N D I A N S
>>68874639
Respond, fuckboy.
>>68874642
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/746431296793157633
;^)
Oklahoma City expansion team when?
fukn lmao
were about 2 hours away from major league baseball n we have every fukn team scheduled to play
if this dont get you rock hard you need to mentally check yourself because this is what a friday summer is all about
>>68874940
Dodgers AAA are in OKC.
Thats already a better team than most MLB organizations.
>>68874997
It's too hot to be excited
>>68874912
yeah nigga
class of '18
>>68874920
>its almost like our schedule was rigged
next level
e
x
t
l
e
v
e
l
>Julio Urias (a nineteen year old) has struck out more and walked 9 less than
Jake Arrieta over his last 3 starts.
Jake Arrieta in his last start walked 4 guys.
Thats more than Julio Urias has allowed in 4 starts.
I have seen enough.
Can't make this up.
This dude literally refuses to throw 98 because he prefers to work at 92-95 like Kershaw.
>china knows what baseball is
what, since when
>>68875246
Still doesn't have a win. He's garbage.
>>68875278
>i rank wins
>>68875301
Who put a hat on this little pupper lol?
>heyward batting leadoff
>Hendricks batting 8th
>almora batting 9th
>contreras starting at catcher
>coghlan starting tonight
>nothing unexpected from baez and russell
Goddamn Joe I was not prepared for this kind of autism
>>68869601
FOR DA LAND
>>68872060
DA TRIBE
A
L
A
N
D
>>68873945
Kek. At least >we don't live in the rust belt.
>>68875436
I don't think living in America's anus is something to be proud of either
>>68875077
Graduated last year. Muh Honors, BS in Marketing. Now I'm coding, so I've basically switched my career choice. Sales was not for me.
>>68875464
Me I live in America's wonderland, the Appalachian mountains.
>>68875436
>prolific regular season chokers who get bullied by beaners and spics having any ground to bant on DA LAND
It's our year junkie.
>>68875464
>America's Anus
Not Atlanta, Leaveland, Chirac, Detroit, or some other Dindu shithole.
Anon pls. We have Mexicans and Asians. They make food/computer software respectively.
>>68873101
>mfw when legod da land will get world series for da land
>>68875470
shitty blog faggot
>>68875500
>Oakland doesn't exist
>>68875534
DELETE THIS
>>68875534
>mad
>at da town
>LeBron James (Greatest basketball player to ever live)
>Clayton Kershaw (Greatest baseball player to ever live)
>2016
>LeBron defeats the meme team of the decade
>OKC (Dodgers minor league camp) pushes Curry's shit and would have won
if not for rigged circumstances
>LeBron's game-time anthem name drops Kershaw
Can't make it up.
This is the year.
Greatest ever.
Can't make it up.
https://youtu.be/A7VFfxkc5QU
>>68875500
Not him but Bakersfield California was the single biggest shit hole I've ever been to.
>>68875639
That's socal tbf
All of it is a shithole
>>68875639
>>68875683
I can assure you personally Modesto is shittier than any part of Bakersfield.
>>68875690
delet this
>>68875767
I lived in the East Bay and I can assure you I've never seen anything shittier than Oakland until I saw Modesto. Actually, I take that back. Modesto isn't the worst, Stockton was. That place is truly irredeemable.
Giants 40 man roster
31 americans
4 dominicans
2 venezuelans
2 puerto ricans
Dodgers 40 man roster
27 americans
3 dominicans
3 cubans
2 venezuelans
1 curacaoan
1 puerto rican
1 japenese
1 mexican
1 virgin islander
How can anyone possibly like this mutt of a team the Dodgers use?
Giants 40 man roster
24 homegrown
10 free agent
5 trade
1 waivers
Dodgers 40 man roster
11 homegrown
9 free agent
18 trade
2 waivers
How can anyone possibly like this mutt of a team the Dodgers use?
>>68875881
>>68875914
How can anyone like the Dodgers or Giants?
>>68875790
Lived in Modesto most of my life. Can confirm that that spic gang filled, meth filled town is completely irredeemable. Stockton is also terrible but I've never had the displeasure of living there
>>68875955
How can anybody like the Braves?
>>68875969
My friend and I passed through on vacation and the very first thing I saw there was a carjacking at gunpoint in the middle of broad daylight. Sheesh.
>>68875981
Because a half-breed tree nigger mountain man like me needs representation in baseball lol.
Should i get ootp for windows or steam?
>>68875690
>tfw
Is it just me or is Marlins broadcasting really bringing the slits lately?
>>68876032
okay and so do half chink half spic faggots with trillions of dollars
so do illegal immigrants and jews
>Cleveland admitting to the league being rigged
>get swept by st louis
>in a series that Jake is pitching in
>lose first of 4 to Miami
>Rizzo having back problems
>players dropping like flies
>realize Jake isn't pitching in this series
>Heyward batting leadoff tonight
>Hendricks batting 8th tonight
>probably going to get swept
Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop.
>>68876624
>inb4 reply by the faggot who gets triggered by people complaining
>>68876624
>still winning the division by like 9 or 10 games
kys
Where is the tigers v indians game thread? I need to post based brad
>>68876647
You say this like there's no difference between one isolated complaint and a non-stop, never-ending bitchfest circlejerk. A bitchfest you carried on while you led the league, no less.
Take a fucking break, kiddo.
>>68876624
>falseflagging
Top fucking kek, m8. Give up the schtick or you're gonna get my dick in your brain.
I'm looking forward to Mad Man Maddon's meme line-up tonight. Literally every single team in every single season in baseball history has high and low points. Dead serious, I wouldn't mind the Cubs going on a 10 game losing streak just so that the media would have something new to talk about. Then, in the postseason, we can talk about that funny losing streak they had xD
>>68876828
>I don't mind if the cubs on a 10 game losing streak
Spoken like a true ottoman, no wonder they haven't won a ring since teddy Roosevelt was president
POST YOUR TEAM'S FUCKING LINE UP
Cubs:
Jason Heyward RF
Kris Bryant 1B
Ben Zobrist 2B
Willson Contreras C
Chris Coghlan LF
Javier Baez 3B
Addison Russell SS
Kyle Hendricks P
Albert Almora (Jr.) CF
>>68875246
Urias can't throw 98. 95-96 is his max, but it has life to it so its a great fastball.
U casual
>>68869550
>JB
>Good Garza
>Pena
>Zobrist
Those were the days;_;
>>68876914
Brewers:
>RF: who cares
>CF: who cares
>LF: who cares
>3B: who cares
>SS: who cares
>2B: who cares
>1B: who cares
>C: who cares
>P: who cares
Bravo Gallardo.
>>68876914
>Jints
Denard Span, CF
Joe Panik, 2B
Brandon Belt, 1B
Brandon Crawford, SS
Angel Pagan, LF
Gregor Blanco, RF
Conor Gillaspie, 3B
Trevor Brown, C
Jake Peavy, P
>tfw no pence
>tfw no duffy
>tfw no posey
>somehow still only 2 games back of cubes
>>68876783
>one guy makes a couple of whiny posts like he always fucking does, complete with 5 faggy "sigh..."s per sentence
>people reply to him to tell him to stop complaining, including other sox fans
>same guy replies to everyone trying to justify his whining with more whining
>more people get pissed off at him
>turns into a massive shitshow
bitchfest, but not a circlejerk. it's literally just one faggot, if you other faggots just ignored him there would have been no problem
>>68876902
>getting sore when your team loses some games
You must be doing real shitty in life, too.
more like...... DFAoki
>>68877101
MORE LIKE........AAAoki
>>68876914
>rags
Shin Soo Choo RF
Ian Desmond 2B
Nomar Mazara LF
Adrian Beltre 3B
prince fielder (soon to be Jurickson Profar) DH
Rougned Odor 2B
Mitch Moreland 1B
Robinson Chirinos C
Elvis Andrus SS
>>68877009
Enjoy Lucroy while you can bruh. Also, fuck Ryan Braun.
>>68877053
Our teams have depth.
Also,
>Jake Peavy
>>68877074
>faggots just ignored
Literally impossible for this site
>>68877095
>having skin the color of shit
You must be doing real shitty in life, too
>>68877095
>I like it when my team loses
A true ottoman
WILLSON CONTRERAS DID IT AGAIN
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
maple leafs just drafted an american first overall in furpuck draft
>>68877101
Why is he 4/11 in SB?
Are the LEDs causing problems in addition to seattle air sapping his power?
>>68877248
No one cares
>>68877248
>216 draft
>>68877165
>going after someone's race
First of all, Spanish blood bruh. Second of all, hahahahaha, please leave you Trump supporter.
>>68877169
>he can not understand English, so he types completely different words as a means of projecting what he wants to believe is the reality of what was written
Top fucking kek. Make my day, pussy.
>>68877277
>not cheering for your countryman everywhere and anywhere
disgusting americans
>>68877322
Take it from a tree nigger. Get out of my country.
>>68877322
>shitskin
>getting bootyblasted at trump
>calling others pussy's
>ottoman
>liking it when his team loses
Can you be any more pathetic?
>>68877360
>Trying to divert attention away from Binland meme-players so your team will draft them and win
nice try
>>68877360
>drinking milk from a bag
disgusting moose fucker
>>68877412
there is nothing wrong with bagged milk
>>68877412
Enough.
>>68877412
Drinking milk directly from a bag is the reason Canadians are strong men while Americans are waddling vaginas
>>68877367
>>68877396
>>68877399
My dubs and superior knowledge override your nothingness. There is literally NOTHING that you can do to get me out.
>I will skew every word he types to push my agenda
Spoken like true Trump supporters hahaha.
>>68877518
No fucking dubs you idiot.
>>68875981
Because it's my state's team. Of course I'm rooting for them. But I also acknowledge that they might now be the worst team in the entire history of the sport and I'm more than happy to make fun of us for it. I think the joy I get out of watching the games now is that of pure masochism.
Currently at the royals game ama
>>68877745
Are you eating anything?
>>68877649
Its going to take a lot of losing to reach Cleveland spiders level of awful
>>68877643
Did you not look at the previous post, you stupid motherfucker? What a fucking tree nigger. Stay there, you pussy weasel.
Also,
>this first inning between the Cubs and Marlels
Fucking hell. 'Dis gon' be a bayyysbol gaym fo' sho'.
>tied 4-4 in the first inning
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://m.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4pppd8/curt_schilling_here_for_my_ama/?utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=true
kek
>start a "literally who?"
>4 runs in 2 innings
>>68877412
>>68877445
>>68877466
When I lived in Ontario, I seem to remember bagged milk being cheaper per liter compared to carton milk
It's the patrician way to drink milk to be honest
>Curt Schilling
>Doing an AMA on Reddit
>On a political sub
what
>>68878022
No idea why they felt the need to bring this dude up. Maeda is on 4 days rest.
>>68877260
>Aoki
>power
>>68877790
Nah I ate at five guys beforehand. Otherwise I probably would
>>68877985
Jesus fucking Christ, it's real
First he gets fired from his 6-figure job because he can't stop shitposting on social media. Now he's pandering to 15 year olds on reddit. Does he have any credibility left to lose at this point?
>tfw can't leave work early so you shitpost on /sp/ to pass the time
>>68878212
>shitpost
/mlb/ boasts 100% quality posts, friend
someone pls stop the rags
>>68878242
lol no
>>68878192
>There are not enough dumb asses to elect Killary Lannister if all rational thinking LEGAL citizens vote
>Killary Lannister
Wew
>>68877649
I get that. That was the point of my post
Royals astros
>>68878364
>>68878364
>>68878364
>>68875534
Not when sweet, sweet gentrification cleans it right up. In 20 years the nignogs will be long gone.
>>68878361
my politics center around hypothetical bakeries and bathrooms, fast food restaurants, and game of thrones analogies
really makes you think
>5 runs in 3 innings
this must be the top of the line pitching staff DG has told me about
>>68878242
I will prove you wrong
Syndergaard>Kershaw
>tfw your home team plays the phillies
>>68877360
Some of >us do.
>>68878583
>>68878583
A fucking leaf vs pale hose game thread
>>68878595
>tfw your pitcher is Jake Peavy
He's doing better, for sure, but I still feel like he's a wild card. You don't know if he'll give you 6 shutout innings or if his bat vision will turn on
>>68878587
Bumgarner is a dark horse
the darkest of all horses
>>68878782
Bimmy is my dark horse.
>>68878782
He's the darkest horse around, see this was long before Wesley Snipes
cmon pirates you fucking shits
>>68879010
Darkest horse on the Planet according to Rick James
so uh guys don't check the box score right now
>tfw edinson volquez
>royals
JUST
>volquez
LMAO
>>68879490
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
>>68879490
>>68879506
>>68879557
Kiss the trophy faggots
>>68876624
>Cubes will have the third-best record by the end of next week
>>68879576
>living in the past
lmao
>>68879626
WHATTUP BLACK PHILLIP
>Astros
>roylmaos
>>68879576
downvoted
JUST
>>68879649
>past
>current champions
Fuck off Astros faggot before I trigger you with Tony Sipp highlights
>>68879701
>current champions
>>68879698
Miss him yet, Royals?
>>68879757
>>68879781
Problem morons?
>>68879701
Other astros fan here.
Would love to see tony save your asses from being eliminated. That poor fucker.
He just had a kid tho so thats nice.
>>68879832
>2015
sorry lad that's last year
>KANSASS SHITTY ROYLELS
Daily Reminder the Royals entrusted the first inning of a 2016 regular season game to Edinson Volquez
>>68880010
>>68880014
>>68880078
Are you guys medically ok?
WHERE'S
>Edinson Volquez
>1 (ONE) inning pitched
>8 (EIGHT) hits
>3 (THREE) walks
>0 (ZERO) strikeouts
>12 (TWELVE) runs
>11 (ELEVEN) earned runs
>>68880271
THE WALL
Dodgers have homered in 14 straight games.
Lmfao.
Jints season is done.
Can you fucking imagine if these ridiculous fucking faggots miss the playoffs A G A I N????
Fucking dying.
>mest
>Rasy
Is Trumbo elite?
>david price
>217 million sticks of bubble gum
>About to start a series against the hottest team in baseball
Just make it as quick and painless as possible, okay Giants?
>>68880542
>doyerz
>winning anything
O i am laffin.
When was the last time dodgers got to the World Series?
>>68880821
World Series doesn't count if the best pitcher isn't playing in it
>PRICE
>RED KEKS
LMAO
>>68878782
Bumgarner's horse is white, tho.
Also,
Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild game.
>>68880777
Yeah I saw it when it was 4-0. Small chortle, dwarfed by the Volquez experiment
Also nice get.
>>68880857
Daily reminder that the Royals willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in Game 5 of the 2015 World Series, and it ended up pretty well
>>68880845
I hope you don't mean Kershaw when you say that... Dude has had horrible numbers in the playoffs
>>68880933
Sorry anon, those are the conditions I deem fair.
What the literal fuck is happening to David Price?
He was the fucking runner up for the Cy Young last year.
>>68880542
havent they made the playoffs 3 out of the last 5 years?
>>68881030
>get a bazillion dollars
>become complacent
never fails
unless you're in the NL where you can get free outs
>>68881030
the literal cy young winner has an even worse ERA than price
>>68881030
He lost 2-3 mph on his fastball and his breaking stuff isn't really that nasty. His command has suffered as he tries to throw harder to make up for the velocity loss, as well.
He's benefited from some *really* generous umpiring this year, too - his strike zone is very inflated. Without the favors from the umps, he'd be even worse.
Some pitchers don't age well.
>>68881055
They miss the playoffs with losing records every other year.
Last year in the clincher their "ace" gave up like 4 homers and couldn't make it out of the 5th inning.
Absolutely the worst performance I have ever seen from cumgurbler. Fucking AJ Ellis took his ass 440 to deep Centre
Expect a Kershaw-tier choke job from him this October. If they can even make it at all
@68881170
Are you so upset because the Dodgers are losing to the pirates
Holy shit tumblr is treating Reyes like he's Satan and the Mets like they're ISIS.
>>68881251
>visiting tumblr
>>68881251
Poor Jose
If he was still good literally no one would care
>>68881251
>tumblr
>Mets have nearly let an 8-0 lead slip
>Cespedes taken out of the game with an injury
>Another Mets injury
>>68881030
Father Time
>>68881251
The fuck does that make Chapman and the Yankees then?
>>68881030
American league is full of meme cy young contenders.
>Doyertrip fags
Must be hard to accept seeing a divisional rival preform so much better as well as be so decorated in such a short time
>>68881333
>>68881089
>>68881081
I think aging has literally nothing to do with it. His "velocity is down" but the last two outings he was 94-96 the entire game.
He's just mentally weak playing in a market that's on his ass more than most other markets aside from philly and new york.
>>68881251
>>68881345
Fuck both of them, tbqh. Domestic abusers are scum.
Top 5 worst game scores of the last 20 years:
1. Mike Oquist, 8/3/98, -21
2. EDINSON VOLQUEZ, 6/24/16, -18
3. Scott Sanders, 4/14/98, -15
4. David Wells, 8/20/92, -14
5. Yovani Gallardo, 8/8/07, -12
GUYS, WE WITNESSED SOMETHING FUCKING EPIC.
>>68881345
The entire state of New York is fucking cancer and I can't wait until it falls into the Atlantic. Both of its teams love wife beaters and the greatest shitposter in the history of /mlb/ originates from New York, too. Unironically, he was a Phillies fan.
>refuse to slide because of past injury
>Injure yourself not sliding
>mest
>>68881460
>greinke
wew
>>68881382
This. Fenway is unforgiving as fuck even with the pink hats.
Same shit to a dramatic degree with Sandoval. Going from a hugbox like SF to Boston will fuck with your head.
>>68881531
>having supportive fans is hugbox
lmfao tbqh family
>the bullpen of the los angeles dodgers
>>68881499
2x cy young on both leagues.
What have u done bitch?
>>68881476
>not sliding, injuring yourself and getting called for illegal slide and doubled off
SEA_STL WHENENENENENEN
>>68881581
I did forget to add he got tagged out when he collapsed
>>68881289
>>68881266
I like pictures. What can I say?
My attempt to integrate with the baseball community on tumblr has all but failed however.
PHI Phillies vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>68881639
>>68881639
>>68881639
>The Padres have scored a run in all 8 innings so far
>>68881652
There's absolutely nothing wrong with going on tumblr.
Good content.
tumblr is the trigger of virgin beta faggots from >>>/r9k/
>>68881727
hehehehehehe classic DG post
>>68881727
Said the guy who preys on mentally ill tumblr girls for his sick kicks
You truly are a monster, Daddy Pissboi
Why do the Royals have such a garbage record for away games? They're 13-25 away while 25-8 at home.
>>68881652
This is who you are grouped with >>68881727
Just think about that for a minute.
>tumblrite
>watersports fetish fanatic
>known gang member
the continuing saga of Daddy greinke is truly amazing
>>68881820
Can I link your post to >>>/mpl/ and say you're grouped with them
>>68881862
a real human bean
>>68881864
Can't even get the link right smhfam >>>/mlp/
>you now remember the good ole days when relief pitchers were badasses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTmd4Ni974
>angel hernandez still has a job
lmao mlb
tumblr is great for free amateur fetish porn btw. so many cuties who literally do it for free. it's where I go for at least 50% of my porn tbqh
>>68881864
lmfao stfu dg
Predict this year's Hall of Fame class.
>Locks
Bagwell
Raines
I-Rod
Hoffman (sadly)
>Possibles
Schilling
Mussina
Vladdy
Manny
Walker
I'd say if any of the latter guys sneak in, it'll be Mussina or Guerrero, they're the only ones besides Walker who have no off-field issues that the faggot "character clause" can be invoked for.
Buck truck rolls on
Manny back and being Manny again
>If the #Padres score in the 9th, they'll be the first team since the 1999 Rockies to score in all nine innings of a ballgame.
Why do the Yankees love being .500 so much? Why don't they want prospects?
>>68882132
they didn't :(
>>68882081
>Manny back and being Manny again
getting his knees rekt?
>>68882140
How does this make you feel?
Do you think she has a roastbeef pussy like Solo?
The O's might finally gin some ground in the division tonight.
The AL East is fucking brutal.
windians!
>>68882174
No, drinking your tears for sustenance
>>68882186
Nah, she still seems at least semi-pure
If anything, the closeted slut is Alex Morgan
>>68882202
Why do I keep seeing this anime in the general?
Shop anime shoo
mlb.tv is trash
>>68882284
Because the wigwams won senpai
>>68882269
Alex Morgan is a goddess and the best girl on the team
you shut your mouth
HAHA THANK YOU BASED FLORES
>Barves
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68882353
She has a bit of a slutty side to her, she's not as pure as Christen Press
>Doyers
>>68882207
hope he likes them SALTY
we'll bash our way to the ALE title despite our pitching. enjoy your competitiveness now, eternal 4th-placers. it'll run out of gas soon enough
>Miguel Cabrera
>3 double plays
>Barves
>doyers
LEL MEST TRYING TO MEST SO HARD BUT THE BARVES WON'T LET THEM
THE BEST WORST GAME OF BASEBALL EVER
2bhwyf I'm watching the NHL draft right now.
>barves
The most >mest half inning I've ever seen
>>68882422
>217 million sticks of bubble gum
>shitty bullpen
>bunch of hitters due for regression or already in the midst of it
>clay suckholes
kek
>that play
I-is James Loney a wizard?
>Mest fans excited over scraping by a god awful barves team
>>68882483
They're offense has been slumping hard since the start of June. Which is scary because they're still scoring.
Their pitching all around is just, JUST horrible though.
That game was MEME/10
DG is such a tryhard its not even funny anymore
Just roll your eyes at the attention slut
>Marlins """"""""""""""''home"""""""""""" games
>>68882474
what happend
>>68882507
possibly. he's really underrated in general because he's better defensively than at bat
Has the bleeding finally stopped?
>>68882614
>Mest managed to get three outs on two plays they totally fucked up
>>68882658
fug hopefully theres a full inning video up
Colby Rasmus is trailer trash who can suck my dick
>>68882536
chances D-Dom will try to move Price for 1 or 2 solid upper-rotation guys or, god forbid, another big-money ace such as, I dunno, Greinke?
>>68882743
>chances D-Dom will try to move Price for 1 or 2 solid upper-rotation guys
Are you fucking stupid or something? How fucking old are you honestly?
Do you even understand how baseball front offices work?
Do you even know how much price is making?
Idk if there gas been a more stupid comment made this week.
>>68882725
>a guy can suck my dick
fag
Does anyone else have this problem where MLB tv keeps rewinding itself back by 15 seconds? Happens every few minutes. I'm watching on my ps3 and it's super inconvenient.
>>68882801
>Idk if there gas been a more stupid comment made this week.
probably everything youve said lol
>>68882801
I think the Cubs should trade Baez, Russell, Bryant, Rizzo, Contreras, and Almora for Mike Trout
>>68882904
>PS3
Found your problem
>chokeland
>>68882743
literally zero, people were talking about the dbacks moving greinke for prospects, why dont people understand that if nobody else was willing to offer them outrageous contracts in FA they arent going to take on those outrageous contracts PLUS give away decent prospects
>>68882743
>trading Price
>with that fucking contract
wew lad have you been drinking tonight?
>tfw i'm absolutely in love with a mlb tripfag
>i respond to every single post he makes
>i can't wait until he appears in the game threads
>get upset when he doesn't appear in the game threads
>>68882955
vince wilfork WHEN
>>68882743
uh.
what.
>>68882955
>tfw only slightly taller than her and same body type
fuck me
>>68882904
I was trying to watch the Jays game and it couldn't connect on the fire stick.
MLB.tv has issues with all live broadcasts. You can turn it off/on, log-in/out, or just regret paying 110 bux for that shit
>>68882994
Okay UTV stalker, I see your parents let you use a computer again.
>>68882955
>in love with a womanlet
>>68883037
>5'6"
>womanlet
How does that make any sense? She's taller than me
>>68883144
>being shorter than a woman
>>68883037
>womanlet
wut
>>68883155
My gf was 5'10 when I was still 5'8 in grade 10.
It only becomes unacceptable if you're adults. Even then if the pussy is good and she's loyal then it shouldn't matter.
>>68883037
5'6 is perfect height for a girl
>>68883217
My second gf was 6'2.
>>68883217
>being shorter than her
>she's still faithful
Uh...
>>68882955
Dat ass
>mariners
>fans
>>68882955
>Muscular butt & legs
>>68883277
There's plenty of fans there how ca-
>all those Cards shirts
Ohh.
>>68883282
Here's some more closet homo
>>68883316
>not letting her smash
we all know the real homo here
>lolquez
>Nast on 6 game losing streak
>>68882994
tell us his name anon :3
>be the white sox
>wear black socks
????????????
>>68883494
He HAS to know. I respond to all his posts. I even troll him a little to get him upset.
>>68883516
>be the "white" team
>neighborhood is full of niggers and spics
Céspedes is a fucking trash player.
http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2016/06/24/186018260/yoenis-cespedes-loses-track-of-fly-ball-against-braves
>>68883603
Finally something we can agree on lol.
holy shit, every time they pan over the crowd in chicago, every person is uglier than the previous one
>>68883748
I'm sure you're a real beauty
>>68883782
i am, thanks :3
I want to track down Steve Bartman and give him free tickets to the Cusb NLCS on the condition he interfere and cause them to lose again.
>HURRnandez behind home plate tomorrow
great more afternoon ejections
>>68883815
they don't need him, they'll lose on their own
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>BLOWING A 6-0 LEAD
>Angels baserunning
>>68883874
>ONE
>STRIKE
>AWAY
>BOTTOM OF THE 9TH
>2 OUTS
>3 RUN LEAD
AND THEY BLEW IT
WEW
>Rags
>bullpen
>>68883564
give us another hint?
Tiki is on suicide watch lol.
I take it the Rangers are in need of a closer?
>>68883984
Gib Chapman pls.
Hey >Rags
What are you willing to give us for Miller?
>>68884004
Prospects please. And make them good, we've got a lot of buyers
>>68883984
they have one, they just didn't use him today because he had been used so much
but still
>rags
>leave the AL east to us
hopefully the white sox can eventually start winning against the AL central
HOLY LEL
>RAGS
>>68884033
Nah they won't
Move to AL East when?
>Blowing a Price start
>Rands
MY FUCKING SIDES
>RAGS
>>68884057
>>68884063
ONE STRIKE AWAY
>>68884033
>twins up next
They need to stack as many wins as they can before they play the rest of the al central again
>It was 7-4 with 2 outs in the 9th
>now they're losing 8-7 going bottom 9
WEW
E
W
>RAGS
>>68884020
I can sell you Aaron Blair, he's a young but good starting pitcher and I'll throw in some other arms too.
Anybody want to tell me why that mongoloid Dan Plesac continues to make appearances on MLB Now and analytic based shows?
Literally the dude who said Krys Bryant was better offensively and defensively than Nolan Arenado. How that nigga has a job is crazy.
>>68884078
>They were literally one strike away
>>68884084
No no no, a little more please
>>68884100
How about some OF, Tehran, and some cash?
>>68884125
No less than three of the top prospects
>>68884138
I literally just gave you the Barves best pitcher. What more could you want, other than the entire farm system?
>>68884125
why in the hell would the braves be buyers?
what the fuck are you smoking?
>>68884177
I'm just kidding around. I don't want Chapman.
>>68882196
You jinxed it, m8
>RAGS
FYI Rangers were one strike away from beating the Red Sox
>rags
>RAGS
>Ian Browne @IanMBrowne 2m2 minutes ago
>And just like that, the @RedSox have come back to beat the Rangers, 8-7, after trailing, 6-0.
>IT WAS 6-0
>ONE STRIKE AWAY
WEW
Are the Rangers the most unclutch franchise in sports?
Look at all these Astros and Mariners cockroaches with your disillusioned schadenfreude because the Rangers finally lost a game. Unfortunately for you guys, your teams are double digits behind in games for the playoffs. So have your little giggles tonight, I'll be watching my team in October faggots
>>68884298
SALTY ASS FUCK.
>WAHHHHH IT'S SO HARD BEING ONE STRIKE AWAY WAHHHHHH I HATE BEING A RANGERS FAN IT IS SO AWFUL WAHHHH WAHHHH I CANT WATCH MY TEAM BE UP 6 RUNS IN THE SECOND INNING WAHHHHHH MY LIFE IS SO HARD WAHHHHHH
>>68884323
THIS.
Fucking rags fans are the worst.
>doyers pull up a total nobody to start and their loss isn't close to the most btfo a team was today
Domestic violence is probably all over baseball.
These guys are fiercely competitive young men with testosterone levels through the roof and stress levels to match.
Plus a lot of them come from Venezuela and the Dominican and Cuba and Puerto Rico where gender roles are much more traditional and, as you might expect, sometimes enforced.
But everyone wants to get all self-righteous about the Mets signing José Reyes. Chill out and get some perspective.
Look at your 25-man right now. I'll bet you 10 of them have hit some woman at some point in time.
>>68884412
>But everyone wants to get all self-righteous about the Mets signing José Reyes. Chill out and get some perspective.
I literally haven't seen anyone complaining. No one gives a shit about Jose Reyes anymore because he's washed up.
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>rags fans
and on the other side
>throwing money at former rasy players
when has this worked out without maddon being there to carry them?
>>68884412
Listen pussy, don't nobody give about men hitting women IF you perform at a high level. Look at Chapman. Look at Kobe. That nigga raped and all he did was change his # win 2 rings and nobody gave a fuck.
Jose reyes is old and the mest are a shit team that arent going anywhere.
>>68884490
So if you piss on a girl, do you only have to shitpost at a high level for no one to care?
First four letters that come to mind?
>>68884546
S H I T
>>68884546
O
S
A
T
>>68884546
S till
B etter
T han
C ubs
>>68884360
Tbf this is pretty funny bantz
>>68884546
J
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S
T
>mfw i turned the stream off and started watching mariners cards when it was 7-4 for the rags in the 9th inning and i assumed they would win easily
when will i learn
>>68884546
F A I L
>>68884546
R
E
K
T
>>68884591
this gave me a half chub
> Reddick
>>68884608
Come on, Canada. You of all people should know the epic chokings that the Rangers are capable of.
>>68884570
Nope
>>68884591
that caption is the best part though
>It was literally 6-0 at one point
>blowing a David Price / "Red Sox Pitching completely fucking blowing" outing
>rags
>>68884639
i mean tbf it was 7-4 with 2 outs in the 9th inning
>>68879795
No. Fucker chokes hard against AL teams on the road.
>>68884681
nigga there is literally more cp posted by those faggy euro posters in soccer gamethreads on/sp/ than there is anywhere else on this website
i have no fucking clue why
>red sox and orioles regularly come back being down 4 or 5 runs
>blow gays cant score more than 2 or 3 runs when their starters give them quality starts
really tired of this overated "offense" hopefully we get swept and lose series to the indians and rockies so we can be sellers at the deadline and officially give up false hope
>>68884681
So what if she's 16? She's not a child. Children don't have d-cup tits.
>>68884695
because all yuros are inbred deviants
>>68874605
This is nothing new.
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 27s27 seconds ago
>David Price has allowed 5+ ER five times and taken a loss once. He has allowed 2 or fewer ER nine times and taken a loss twice.
@GregJohnsMLB
Mariners outfielder Boog Powell, one of top AAA position prospects, suspended 80 games for PEDs.
>Ryu has increased velocity in his latest bullpen session
I want to get off Fernando Salas's Wild Ride
>>68884795
you're 36 hours late
>you will never EVER be a professional shitposter of DG's caliber
why even live tbqhwy family
looks like Moreno's check cleared
>>68884859
Be proud you aren't as big a loser as pissboi. I mean seriously you spend your life arguing with autists in a never-ending war.
>>68884872
That's livin the dream bruh
@BleacherNation 3h3 hours ago
Cubs hurt or injured right now: Schwarber, Soler, LaStella, Rizzo, Montero, Fowler, Zobrist. That's, like, a good lineup.
Lmfao there is literally nothing to worry about. Cubs can still win lots of games without four premier players and others.
>tards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you idiots aren't allowed to post about the red sox ok f**king jokers they're's game threads for that
>>68884918
screwing tumblr slags and shitposting?
>Volquez is the first pitcher since 1895 (EIGHTEEN NINETY FIVE -- THAT IS LITERALLY OVER 100+ YEARS AGO) to allow 12 runs in a single inning
really makes you think
w-we're back baby
>>68884991
Holy shit lol.
>>68884991
Literally witnessed.
>>68884991
nice post
>>68884991
Daily reminder the Royals entrusted the first inning of a 2016 regular season home game to Edinson Volquez
You may only reply to this post if your team won their first game in the past week
>blow gays trade wade leblanc for nothing
>he throws 6 scoreless innings against the cardinals 3 days later
why are we ever allowed to make pitcher trades? Why doesnt the commissioner put a stop to any trades we attempt for "baseball reasons" to protect us like the NBA?
>>68885030
y-you too
>>68884991
Pretty sure they said it was in the FIRST inning and not a singe inning.
Put some respect on his name though, his father dies in the world series and throws a masterpiece 2 days later.
>>68885030
7 of the last 9.
>colorado rookies
>>68885044
2bhwy I get kind of sad when a pitcher gets shelled like that.
>>68885003
>Against Rosenthal
Lol no
>>68885044
dont ever fucking reply to me again you are below me and worth fucking nothing you classless degenerate
You may only reply to this post if your team won every game in the past week.
>royals
>down by 9 runs before you even get to bat
i would guess that feeling would amount to "insurmountable despair"
how do you play when you're down by 9 in the first?
>>68885095
Have fun and swing for the fences.
>>68885095
"do we have anymore double bubble?"
>>68885030
feels good
>>68885095
The royals were down 7-2 with 1 out left and they still won.
They're fine.
>>68885121
>fangraphs doesn't even have the HOU/KCR game chart because the got BTFO that hard
>chokeland almost choking
go m's
>>68885157
http://www.fangraphs.com/wins.aspx?date=2015-10-12&team=Astros&dh=0&season=2015
>>68885193
he looks like a good Wehrmacht soldier
>>68885193
>>68885202
I want to shit in the swelmet and put it on his head.
>>68885157
here ya go nigga
>>68885222
That is some funny shit
Nice trips too
>>68885222
thanks. for some reason it isn't show any of today's games on the scores tab
>>68885222
>they had to stretch out the first inning to fit the drop
>>68885225
I'm not a Royals fan and actually thought >>68885157 was referring to last season's playoffs. My mistake.
>>68885246
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2016-06-24&team=Royals&dh=0&season=2016
test
New thread
>>68885285
>>68885285
>>68885285
>>68885285
>Lillies load the bases in the ninth
>Fail to score