TOR: Aaron Sanchez
CHW: Carlos Rodon
Last we met, Sox were trending up, jays down
Now it's the other way
What a difference a month and so makes
Oh well, Rodon pls don't Rodanks
Pls win sox
why the fuck is there fireworks before the game
>>68878832
or was there a mass shooting just outside
>>68878832
Why not?
>>68878903
fair enough
>>68878857
>>68878832
Part of the intro
Fireworks on game start
Every Sox home run
And after a win
Shame they used to be bigger. I remember the games I went to like back in 2009 where they just made the sky explode with the fireworks. Now its just smaller ones and they look more stylish and pretty.
It was either noise complaints or budget or both that causes that.
FIX THE AUDIO
>>68878936
we used to have them after home runs but when the dome was closed it was fucking ridiculous smoke and shit everywhere
>that kid wearing Padres gear behind the 3b dugout
triggers my autism when people go to games and rep random teams like that tbqh
>>68878986
There was one fun game like 2 years ago here. They hit like 2 or 3 hr in one inning and the next, the smoke lingered and actually caused a defensive miscue on flyballs. Was hilarious.
Is the sound fucked for anyone else?
Goddamn csn/cltv
>>68879041
looooll hilarious, i distinctly remember being at a game when i was 14 or 15 with my dad with the roof closed and i think green delgado and wells each hit home runs in one inning and they had to open the aeration vent to clear the smoke
>that was a strike
my beef jerky addiction is still spiraling out of control
Come back Melky. We will give you Buehrle. He's still better than Shields desu.
>>68879149
>tfw slim jim pleb
>>68879182
>not letting him get his 200 innings in a meaningless game
Main reason why I dislike the Blue Jays right now.
fuck canada
>>68879109
Man fireworks in a dome. Some people. Just gotta wonder what they were thinking.
>>68879182
Based Marks probably in his RV getting fat. He thrown since last year.
Still though, yeah, he probably is better than Shields.
saunders is a canadian treasure
Man you jays fans travel well
Thanks for giving more money to Jewry leafs
>>68879246
haha did you watch that shitshow? blame the ump fr
>>68879478
we're the best goys in the league. just ask shapiro.
Rodon pls
That was the most awkward silence I've heard all year.
>>68879589
From the crowd or Stone?
>>68879630
Stone lel
>look at where this one shows up..........
>>68879647
And it's not even Hawk. Hah I gotta listen to that later.
>>68879713
To summarize: He was talking about how it was amazing that Pillar got to that pitch, saying he had to reach to get it. Then when they started showing the replay he says "look at where this one shows up" and the pitch is literally right down the middle and he goes dead silent for about 30 seconds.
He gone. Damage minimized.
>Junior Lake
Holy shit jays do you guys just reap cub prospect rejects?
>>68879246
We tried our best. It would have been worse to see him give up 20 runs in the 1st.
>>68879766
The irony in the white sox criticizing us for taking Chicago rejects is astounding
>>68879753
Hahaha oh wow.
>>68879815
Hey I said prospects to specify.
Was gonna say we so the opposite and take cub veteran rejects.
>fukudome
>Olt
>Soto
>Smarch
>shields
No wonder why they go so good, shedding their shitters onto teams like ours
lawrie is such an edgelord
>Avila and blaw back to back singling again
>JB suck again
There's some slight variations but I've seen this episode before
I wish we could just have Shuck as a designated outfielder, and let the pitchers bat instead of him.
>>68879873
I was thinking more of your jays castoffs
>donuts
>bort
>milky
>rios
>avishit
>>68879959
Oh man
Freaking rios
White Sox baseball
THANK YOU BASED SANCHIE
>>68879922
Yeeeep
"They have bluejays logos on their hats, that's ... awesome"
Who else saw those those nice pasty Newfie blonde girl thighs
Frazier can't avoid the shards of the broken bat and it stabs him in the neck, killing him.
sup faggots
>LAKE
wheres based ZEKE
Thanks for coming out Lake
Enjoy spending the rest of your life in AAA
>>68880402
In LF tonight
>Your Worst Nightmare
BASED MARK
BUEHRLE
U
E
H
R
L
E
BUEHRLE SIGHTING
>Saladino plays better 3rd than Frazier
martin is slow af
I WANT SALAD AT THIRD FOR GOOD
FRAZIER TO DH
CARLOS SAN AT SECOND
LAWRIE DEPORTED TO CANADA
AVI DEAD
CATCHERS SUFFER CAREER ENDING INJURIES
SHUCK IN CHARLOTTE
>>68880519
of course he does, he always has
Vladdy jr hit a 2 run homer in his second career game for bluefield
good news guys, trayce is shit now
>MARK
>>68880585
bye jose
>>68880610
I'll believe it once he's DFA'd.
>o's about to cuck TB
>getting a W is pointless
>edinson volquez 1 IP, 12 R
>>68880554
So who catches then? Kevan Smith?
>>68880618
MARK BHEURLE!
man how good would the jays rotation be if he didnt retire and we still picked up Happ
>>68880667
?
w negates o's w, not like the jays will win anyways
>>68880696
the bullpen guys
>this is happening again
what the fuck, why
>>68880709
It probably would've been worse considering how bad Mark was in the 2nd half last year
the absolute madman
I thought they weren't supposed to show fans on the field on the broadcast lel
>csn showing the idiot on the field
>Fan on the field
>some fucking idiot
Wow
Lol Shuck's face
>>68880835
>>68880829
Csn being mad mens
Remember when those 2 dudes beat the shit out of that KC first base coach?
Good times
>>68880610
And Montas is out with rib surgery
And uh the other guy who I'm blanking on is bad too
>>68880824
i think the offseason would have meant he was fresh and healthy
but i definitely think he would drop off again after another 10-15 starts
also I heard he was offered upwards of $10M at the end of last season
sometimes mlbtv switches for some reason to a version where I can't rewind, but this version is faster, doesn't have that 30+ second delay that it usually has. how do I get to this version manually
Alright avi. Well take it
A run is a run.
we tie game again
RUNS
Its a start
>>68880989
Run*
>Sox math winner not @pnoles
Interdasting
fuck this piece of shit offense
>senior lake
>>68881191
it lives and dies with EE
>>68881191
Pssh wanna have ours instead?
Oh they signed Collins
DAMN so close to killing avishit1
>Buck is colour blind and sees purple as blue
Phew
we are going to lose this by 1 run exactly because of this piece of shit offense
>lake
>dominguez
>shit triple A hitter #28746
god i hope pentecost and tellez manage to make it to buffalo by the end of this season and can get called up next year
>>68881547
Did Timmay just K while they showed the horse head?
MELKYYYYYYY
MELKMAN
is melky elite
>>68881557
>bautista
>donaldson
>edwin
>saunders
>tulo
Are you autistic or just blinded by rage because we're not BTFOing the White Cucks?
MELKMAN
He's been HOT. Or back on the roids.
>>68881662
He should share them with the rest of the offense.
>>68881633
>elite
probably juicing again
>stroman tomorrow
>dickey sunday
good series sox bros.
>sanchez collapse
>do nothing
>single
Todd says TAKE THAT TTO
>>68881643
wow what a fantastic line up they must be like 10 games up on their division with a top 5 pitching rotation in the AL and all those amazing hitters that consistently score runs!
Weak ass shit avishit2
>>68881752
i don't even understand your point
>>68881681
who cares whos pitching when the offense is THIS dead
>>68881752
my sides
>rodanks
Here comes the Giveback
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
Detective Stone.
Close game? Runners on base? Get Albers ready!
>the city of Robin Shittura
"Martin grounds into a double play and Tulo pops out"
fml
russlel
Remember when Martin had that one clutch hit?
wew
What's a balk?
classic angel
>>68881949
you mean the walkofff double to right?
>risp
>why do i always have to say this
Fuck.
K P
P
kp wew
I sure am glad that runner was given a free pass to 3rd base for no reason.
KP has been our best player the last week
Damn he's safe
Come on Rodon get to the bag before making the catch
Damn it
Serious question: What is the advantage to sliding into first?
>>68882052
that was quite the meme rbi
>>68882083
avoiding the tag
>slide into first
>headfirst
>it works
>RBI
Kek reminds me of the Jays from the beginning of the season
>>68882083
you have more control to avoid a potential tag and are more streamlines sliding in
>>68882083
If you're bored of playing baseball but still want to get paid millions you can injure yourself easier doing that.
>>68882094
i'll take a meme rbi right now
Rodon gutsy as hell still going
>>68882072
>suck
>>68882127
He didn't do anything wrong, I was referring to the horse shit balk call
sanchez is going to collapse next inning just watch
>>68882154
this is like predicting the sun will rise
Time for Albers in a high leverage situation. At least 2 more runs will score.
pinch hit for carerra
>>68882146
>he's a good boy he dindu nuffin
Damn. Rodon just couldn't do it.
Come on Albers. Get the out.
>>68882083
It's the dankest of the meme-slides
Huh when they say super salad they really mean soup or salad...
>ryan goins pinch hitting
i i mean i just what i cant i cant words together to make opinion i just i
>pulling lake for goins
how bad must lake feel right now
>>68882226
Thole must have been unavailable
Phew
Rodon QS
Come on offense
is gibby actually drunk right now?
>goins
>>68882226
JUST
>>68882264
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>68882263
You gotta go 6 innings for a QS.
O's win, we need this one JayBros
Lelrie is on fire
>le scary teeth edgeman
fuck off lawrie
>you will never be a manager and get wasted on cheap vodka in the middle of a baseball game and send in a guy hitting .175/.216/.312 to pinch hit in a tied game with a runner on 3rd
Shuck needs to go. Or at least ban him from swinging, he'll probably have a higher chance of getting on base
>>68882301
>bottom of the 6th right now
You lost me.
>>68882407
What do you mean?
>>68882407
Albers got in. I fucking spaced out. wew
>>68882407
>american
>unable to count to 6
>>68882351
>you will never be a manager on a shit ton of xanax who makes his best hitter bunt with 2 man on and no out, knowing you will never be fired
>>68882429
Don't drink and post.
>quality start
>avishit1
>Shitdino
>Suck
Fuck this offense
>>68882450
>Nate in the 7th
What the fuck?
>donaldson to the dl
>>68882557
Ynoa is the new setup man. He's got meme magic on his side.
>>68882625
we wouldnt have done shit even with everyone healthy, the offenes is shit and can only beat up on the worst pitchers in the game. At least we can trade edwin and jose for prospects now without pretending we can content for a WC
Hahaha oh wow. I can't describe it well here but look what >fleurs just did
>>68882625
great, more aaa friends
Bring on Andy burns
>what are you gary bettman now
Kek bennetti, kek
Thank you based BJs
Shades of the WC game for Donaldson there
Suddenly, spaghetti.
>>68882733
this was always coming, we cant win close 1 run games
see
>>68881557
At least Anderson's fuck up didn't matter
Ayyyy frazier getting some base hits
games over gg chicago cya tomorow
>stroshit starting
nvm il cya sunday
>>68882864
>nvm il cya sunday
>dickey vs sale sunday
see you next year
Todd!
Back at .200
>>68882882
We suck vs memeballs
>>68882882
firesale when?
>>68882864
>>68882882
>swept twice by the whos
just
>>68882944
This games not over yet
And you put up 5 on Migo last time
Looks like were betting on the Duke
What does it feel like to have a good bullpen?
>>68883004
>le blow gays elite offense so potent and consistent and dont choke LITERALLY EVER TIME
please kys or shut up im sick of this shit honestly
>>68883033
>good bullpen?
I can't remember
they unironically walked martin
People who sit behind home plate and wave to the camera should be escorted out of the stadium and banned for life
Troy "Double Play Groundut" Tuloshitzky
can we just leave tulo in colorado? Like have everyone get on the plane early and just leave him in his hotel room?
Insurance pls
Thank you Duke
Come on insurance for nurse please
I-I-Is it time to start betting on Duke?
>>68883176
shut the fuck up you piece of shit you know god damn well we arent going to score another run especially in a late inning situation, fuck you you baiting cocksucker
>>68883176
>storen pitching
your welcome
>commercial for a restaurant where the guy calls appetizers "apps"
this hurts me more than losing
>>68882557
duke is literally our best reliever
>>68883033
it was amazing. those first 33 games the bullpen was elite as fuck and the whole world was beautiful
That pizza looks awful
>>68883298
>That pizza looks awful
have you ever had good pizza in canada?
>>68883305
Plenty of times
>>68883305
>stuffed crust meatlovers
>literally the pizza of god
>available in canada
This guy sure does love balks.
>>68883305
What? You clearly aren't from Toronto.
>balk
>>68883305
i believe pizzaville is good american style pizza for cheap
>>68883346
name one good place to get pizza in toronto
>inb4 cora's shit
lol at that lanky skeleton umpire. nigga looks like he's 16.
not a balk btw
>>68883305
dessertsplus in markam has some very good stone oven pizza from a true italian style pizza
Dangit timmay
Time for Robertson to blow it
suspicious asian man will save the day
>>68883364
Libretto, Terroni, FBI, north of Brooklyn, Dino's, Bitonos, San Francesco, etc etc, not to mention random mom and pops all over the city. There are like 2 million Italians in Toronto, more than any other city in the world outside Italy.
>>68883472
>San Francesco
mah nigga
>Umps spaghetti
you wot
UMP'S SPAGHETTI
another day another gibbons ejection
>angel hernandez still has a job
>Gibby
Top kek
Getting thrown out just because he doesn't want to watch the end of the game
>>68883488
Sangwich + Brio = perfect lunch
david robertson is such a qt
no homo tho
>walks him anyways
White Sox baseball
>nurse walls him anyway
>inb4 double play
ZEKE
E
K
E
>>68883211
I hope you have your apology ready.
>popupshit
>doing anything
lol cya guys
Nurse fucking please
>Donaldson
Fuuuuuuuck
Josh Popupson
UP TO YOU DOLANDSHIT
dubs confirms closing this fucker out and being 500, trips bluefags rally.
these are the sox I'm used to
>>68883579
i dont because we will strikeout to lose the game just watch
Don't blow this one you stupid white boy, you're on my fantasy team
fucking replay bullshit
SOX PLS
>Robertson
ugh this ones getting overturned
fucking hell nurse
I don't think it's conclusive enough to overturn
Barney is out. Pretty obvious tbqh.
fuck chicago seriously, you fags really want the Red Cucks or Oreos in the ploffs? ugh
ump is staring right at the tag
No way it gets overturned
why are we even doing this edshit is going to strikeout or hit into a DP anyway
>salashitter
FUCK
So this is how we miss Todd at third
>if this gets overturned, you can bet Gibbons gets thrown out of the clubhouse
hahahahaha
its happening
great now its going to be even more embarassing when we lose
Bad call bit I'll take it
