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>>68741582
>you stole my bong bro
what a great fight
>>68742003
>Being this btfo after your boy gets raped.
Why are americans so sensitive.
Tolerating autism means there will always be autism
Uploading Callen's stand up special
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466461803372.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466461917611.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466462343066.webm
threadly heeminder
>>68742568
Based. Thank you.
Schaub and Callen filmed their episode of Ridiculousness today.
>>68742665
what happened? why do you keep posting this 'haha'
Just a reminder that Spainfag is a British autist spending his entire family paid vacation on /heem/
>>68742761
this desu
>>68742810
Autism
why are cerrone and joanne complaining about pay, do they not care because lorenzo is selling?
200 extended preview
https://youtu.be/T-8DaEhjhsU
https://youtu.be/T-8DaEhjhsU
https://youtu.be/T-8DaEhjhsU
>GSP coming back
>that calderwood finish
What the fuck is wrong with Valerie? Did joanna champ steal her soul?
y-you're just an average bloke
>>68742932
Joanna Champ's wins
>Carla (natural 105er)
>Penne (natural 105er)
>Valerie
Things that make you go "hmmmmm"
Manny Pacquiao, Dana White, and Vince McMahon were summoned to a meeting with God, where each of three were informed that the world will end in six months. The three then returned to Earth to break the news.
Pacquiao said: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that the world will end in six months."
White said: "I have two fucking news ya goofs, both bad. One, there is a God, and two, the world's gonna fucking end in six months."
McMahon said: "I HAVE TWO NEWS DAMMIT, BOTH GOOD! ONE, I HAVE BEEN APPOINTED AS GOD'S REPRESENTATIVE, AND TWO, I WILL BE YOUR OWNER TILL THE END OF TIME!"
>>68742493
Real Rory fan here, I'm not the autistic op or the sperg.
Autistic op can confirm he isn't Rory fan.
Put some respeck on my name lads, I don't make threads or sperg out. Just webms, godlike prognostication, and bantz.
>>68742932
Valerie was always trash.
UFC sold for 4.2 Billion
>Zuffa LLC, founded by Dana White and Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta, has reportedly accepted a $4.2 billion bid to sell the UFC. To put things in perspective, the trio originally purchased the UFC in 2001 for $2 million from the Semaphore Entertainment Group.
>From $2 million to $4.2 billion in 15 years. That's quite the ROI.
>As of now it is not known who White and the Fertitta brothers sold the UFC to, although the leading group was made up of William Morris Endeavor-IMG, the Chinese conglomerate Dalian Wanda, The Kraft Group, and Chinese investment company Tencent Holdings Limited.
>White, the Fertittas and the other investors are expected to sell 100% of their shares in the company, but White will allegedly be offered future shares to oversee the organizational transition.
>>68742993
>Put some respeck on my name lads
Reminder that you're posting on an anonymous japanese frog reading board.
>>68742960
are weight classes a meme?
>>68742960
val is a natural 125
>>68742875
both had their last fights in liberal run governments and had to pay alot of taxes. florida, texas and nevada are where you want to fight
>>68742920
>No one cares.
>>68742932
Valerie should be fighting in a 125 division or something but she's also painfully average.
JoJo when she's upbeat is a tiny muay thai tornado, she was expected to end that fight violently.
Spain and America are still going at it
>>68743085
>No one cares
*You don't care
>>68743112
>Americans pretending they're "le oldschool" by wanting more gsp meme decisions.
No, no one cares.
GSP went out on a high note and no one gives a fuck about him anymore.
He's the GOAT but he's also passed his prime and really there's no compelling matchups I want to see him grind out for 25 minutes.
Because that's exactly what he'll do.
>>68743079
>val is a natural 125
Yeah but that went against my narrative so I didn't include it - pretty clever of me wasn't it? hehe
>>68743185
>GSP went out on a high note
Lol
>>68743183
>Fought at 135, goes down to 115, is still the smaller fighter
What a wild world
>>68743219
Frankie Edgar
>>68743185
Speak for yourself. I still want to see GSP vs. Silva.
>>68743209
He didn't lose, unlike Anderson.
He's still the GOAT, unlike Fedor.
He still has the most wins in the UFC.
>>68742003
DELET TIHS
>>68743244
the GOAT
>>68743227
>tfw the era of "wtf is dynamic fastener" will never return
thanks Reebok ._.
>>68743263
>he didn't lose
Technically no, but he really did
>>68743250
lol
Maybe Randy and Chuck can run it back too.
>>68743185
>there's no compelling matchups I want to see him grind out for 25 minutes
***I*** would like to see GSP vs many welterweights and even Anderson
Hi2
>>68743282
>Muh opinion trumps the official record!
Nope, you're still retarded.
>>68743303
God damn you sound miserable as fuck.
>>68743293
He'll just come back and lay on Lawler for a half hour and get the belt back, that would be a decent laugh to be honest.
>>68743303
Official record doesn't mean shit, no one, including GSP actually thought he won that fight
That's besides the point, that reasoning alone shows he didn't go out "on a high point", bud
>>68743301
Fuck off bandwagoner, we don't need more of your kind round here
>>68743285
Chuck vs. Jones. Set it up.
>>68743301
>>68743332
No no the ratio's all wrong now
Too many ethnics!
>>68742568
Disgusting, stop stealing
>>68743314
That's the best you got junior?
Apply yourself.
>>68743331
>Official record doesn't mean shit,
>Muh opinion is more important!
>You should listen to me!
LeL
e
L
>>68743396
That's not even the point. He didn't go out on a high note because everyone thought he lost
>my opinion > everyone else's
Top kek omg i just pissed myself!!!!!
>>68743342
I'd watch it.
>>68743429
>Everyone thought he lost!
To bad the official record is a win eh?
:^)
Who's the hottest guy in the UFC?
I'm not gay but that's a question we hear a lot, and think it comes down to what I want from my man.
If I'm trapped in a castle wearing a gown and I want him to come rescue me in his shining armour, then I'm going with Theodorou.
If I want him to take me out to a fancy restaurant then tie me to his bed and rock my world, I want Jouban.
If I want him to kiss my hair, look me in the eye and tell me everything is going to be alright before we ride off into the sunset in his motorbike, I'm taking Condit.
>>68743448
Too bad the official record isn't what anyone cared about when he left
:^))
My double chin is the second )
>>68743263
He would have genuinely gone out on a high note if he'd retired one fight earlier. I think he did beat Hendricks fairly, but the fight was so close that you can't say GSP retired as a dominant champion.
>>68743465
So this is the source of your autism
>>68743466
It's also worth pointing out that the official decision isn't an 'opinion'.
It's official.
:^)
Try harder, you're obviously mentally handicapped so it may be difficult for you.
>>68743506
It's also worth noting the official record has nothing to do with what people thought of when GSP left, bud
>>68742761
>>68742817
>Gets BTFO
>Has to make shit about me
If I was British or still lived with my parents like you do, I'd off myself.
>>68743331
>Official record doesn't mean shit
>>68743483
At the end of the day records matter more. Or do you put a asterisk next to the Cavs because Curry had a hurt knee?
lel
He retired on a win streak and in dominant fashion.
>>68742550
Is there anything more autistic than caring about OPs?
>>68743527
Moving those goalposts already eh?
Cute.
>>68742761
there's 3 spain posters on heem:
-me, I have no idea about fighting but I've been posting on heem for over a year and when I started I was the only spaniard
-a guy that posts here now, pretends he knows what he's talking about, is autistic and seems to post here 24/7
-a tripfag that I saw here the other day
>>68743609
So you're the chill spainbro?
>>68743609
1 and 2 seem to be you, though.
>>68743609
>>68743633
samefag
>>68743598
That's literally been the argument since the beginning, please keep up.
>>68743531
You're probably Australian then
Should off yourself anyways 2bh
>>68743609
2 and 3 are the same person
>>68743465
If I was a child under the age of 12, it would be Wonderboy.
>>68743567
>in dominant fashion
Are you joking? You can say GSP beat Hendricks, sure. I agree with that. But even the biggest GSP nuthugger can't seriously say he beat Hendricks "in dominant fashion". He was able to grind out an extremely close decision while getting badly beat up for half the fight. That's not a dominant performance.
>>68743342
>tfw watching Franklin heem Chuck with one arm
Chucks chin got deleted so fast
>>68743632
love you babe
>>68743875
Hendricks stopped fighting and GSP didn't.
Pretty dominant by the end of the fifth actually. Hendricks obviously had next to nothing left and was trying to coast.
>Trying to explain the nuiances of a fight to fucking newfags
heem yourself.
>>68743753
>Literally retarded.
>>68743824
It really doesn't matter what nationality you are, you're still an absolute subhuman with no life that has managed to out-autist people with Asperger's who watch people fighting in their free time
You are easily the most pathetic poster in these threads and anything you say is just your own desperate denial and attempt to humor no one but yourself to keep your crumbling sanity intact
>>68743922
>literally retarded
You said GSP went out on a high note. Nobody thought that. End of. Sorry you're too slow to keep up
>>68743924
So you're the Ameribible I destroyed the last thread?
Shook AF still, it seems.
>>68743945
No we were already past that when you decided to move your goalposts.
Please keep up with your own stupidity.
>tfw McGoobz is going to lose again and everyone will only reply meme posts because of my flag
>>68743971
It's sad because you're only proving my point and know how correct I am
You continue to somehow justify it by thinking its only one other person that thinks this
>>68743994
Did you see his most recent touch butt training video?
He's going to get killed this time.
>>68743976
We weren't past anything. It's been the whole point this entire time lol
>>68741582
SAY GOOD NIGHT.
>>68744022
lel
Do you have brain damage?
Serious question.
>>68743996
Shook.
>>68743885
Somebody needs to make some webms of his last 3 fights. He probably KOs himself shaving.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11977808/cody-garbrandt-vs-takeya-mizugaki-in-the-works-for-ufc-202
>>68743827
>rascals
have you ever used this word to describe kids? i've never heard any man say this
>>68743885
>Implying Chuck wasn't a meme who fought hand picked opponents.
>Not knowing this was/is the biggest knock against Chuck's "Championship run" next to his eyepokes.
NEWFAG FANS PLEASE
>>68744032
What are you even getting at? Are you just mad I said "lol" to your original stupid post that you clearly don't even believe? I'm genuinely curious.
WEAK
AS
PISS
>>68744071
>Getting this triggered
Oright lad
>>68744034
This is literally what your entire life has been reduced to, you have no attention from anyone in real life, so you seek from others by trying to be funny, not knowing that people are laughing at you, not with you. Any reply you make is simply just you desperately trying to regain the only pride you have in your life which is the anonymous personality people are increasingly becoming weary of.
>>68744092
His chin didn't get deleted, he never had one is the point.
>>68744072
>He's still going.
lel
You're genuinely retarded is what you are.
>>68744115
Oh you're trolling. Hahahaha i just pissed myself again oh my kek FUCK
>>68744115
>he never had one is the point.
Said a casual who never watch any Chuck fight before the second Rampage one
>>68744110
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
>>68743609
I posted as Spain last winter when I was vacationing in the Canaries, I tried keeping shitposting to a minimum.
where were you when rich piana got bodied by vegan gains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9XIJsOF88
>>68744139
Still continuously proving my point. I see the only action at this point is to cut off your only means of communication in your life and stop replying to you.
I can only hope by doing this that you'll resolve your own clearly damaged personality in real life so you can destroy the damaged one here, this is my last reply to you. Enjoy it while you can
>>68743994
He's just too small to beat an adult sized male.
>>68744133
Get a diaper bro.
>>68744136
Who did Chuck ever fight with KO power?
185 Vitor?
Old man Mezger? (lol)
Vernon fucking White?
Not-so ubereem?
You just proved you're a newfagfan bruvleim.
>>68744196
>If you dont have one punch KO power you have no power at all
Oright lad you keep thinking that
>>68743994
Do you think if he lost a decision it would kill his popularity
The meme of memes meme jarmeme
>>68744025
i bleached it demarco
Very important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540317
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540317
http://www.strawpoll.me/10540317
>>68743885
Just one fight can delete your chin. Fernando Vargas had a good chin until he fought Tito Trinidad, and that was the end of his chin. It's scary, 2bh.
>>68744217
>Primarily grapplers who punch a bit.
>Defs KO power whut whut
Someone should do a Fedor infographic for Chuck's fight career for retards like yourself so you can see just how many zero punching power dog shit grapplers chuck heem'd.
URGENT STRAWPOLL
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10540326
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10540326
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10540326
>>68744220
Probably but less than a KO would
>>68744294
>tfw you have NEVER clicked on one of these
reminder:
>Mackenzie's mma debut is just one month away
reminder:
>Bundenzie will immediately get a UFC contract after dispatching some literal who in Legacy and will have her first strawweight victory before the end of 2016
>in 2017 we will see Mackenzie get 2 quick submission victories before she closes out the year with two spicy, sweaty, bunda-y rollers with Kailin and Paige
>Joanna will get Khabibed by Claudia--completely outclassed and dhominated for all 5 rounds before getting heemed--so she won't be able to get an immediate rematch and in early 2018 we will see the Battle of the Bundas in Rio de Janeiro between Claudia and Bundenzie
>it'll be the spiciest, sweatiest, bundaest roller of all time with a couple of nip slips and thong slips before Qtenzie wins late in the 5th by way of off the cage flying spinning bundaplata
>>68744349
joanna and claudia literally can't miss her massive nose
>>68744349
>2016
>2018
>immediate rematch
gjge
the tribe has spoken
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/20/11970522/video-conor-mcgregor-spars-with-bjj-world-champion-ufc-202-dillon-danis
How fucked is Nate?
>>68744421
didn't vote cause i hate both of them, fuck ur shit poll
>>68744342
I was under the impression no one actually did those things
>>68744342
muh nigga
>>68744467
Conor's been training with that guy for a while now, flew him in I think. At least he dropped the touchbutt and is training smart now. Conor with good ground game would be sick.
>>68742568
cringe
>>68744519
>dropped the touchbutt
I keep seeing this on /heem but nowhere else, does anyone have a source he dropped Ido?
>>68744539
Ido's in gaol for beating up that guy in the couch
>>68744467
>2 Months vs 10+ years.
>Drilling TDD and escapes.
>Nate didn't shoot or try to take him down once.
>Footage shows Conor trying a pisspoor shot.
Nate is in Conor's head.
I failed my final by 1% fuck im mad. Would have passed with 1% higher score. welll time to get a job
>>68744525
Joe Rogan seems to surround himself with the hackiest of comedians
>>68744467
He literally took that "No training partners" to heart
>>68744613
Birds of a feather
>>68744349
>mma """"""""""pad work""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqfrGCcLHAM
>>68744636
He has enough money to train with the best in the world. If he hasn't dropped those dorks he is crazy in his head, man.
>>68744636
>ey Nate see who I train with, yeh? Your little cholo crew couldn't do shit to us. I am more prepared for this fight than anybody has ever been.
>Yeah motherfucker but you tapped like a bitch
It's gonna be a fun ride to 202.
>>68744636
Shelling big money to train with guys for only a week.
Would that make any difference to your approach in the ring?
>>68744697
I can literally see the press conference going that way
>>68744682
Lmao I'd school floyd so hard, he'd shoulder roll right into my knee and I'd mount him instantly and put him to sleep
>>68744055
Why would they make this fight? Makes no sense to me
>>68744697
Will Mcgreggor have anything to say other than hurr durr coming back stronger? He better Lube up because Nate won't hold back on panic wrassl'n
>>68744697
I suspect Conor will fall back on his "tank me for making you rich yeh" shtick, I hope Nate makes a point of constantly saying that he doesn't give a fuck about the fight and he just wanted to get paid
>>68744618
why is he getting attacked
>>68744815
Everyone else is booked or just fought and Caraway is being a cuck
Mizugaki is an interesting fight I think despite his past few fights, I still Cody puts him to sleep though
>>68744815
If Garbrandt wants to fight soon, pretty much everybody else in the top 10 has a fight lined up or just fought. Cody will smash Mizugaki, and then use that to line up a fight with a top 5 guy at the end of the year.
>>68744682
she's new to striking and had probably only been doing it for a month or two in that vid
also Floyd's uncle is always the one actually doing all the work in his pad """"""""""""""""""work"""""""""""""""""
>>68744866
because he refused to play touchbutt
>>68744815
Cody's still very young Mizu's a tough vet who knows his boxing. It'll be an interesting fight I think. Timing wise, it also means he'll be busy until Dom has finished his dark work against TJ, I suppose.
>>68744884
>She will never sit on my face so I can inhale her protein shake induced farts
>>68742960
Penne looked huge next to RENA.
>>68744884
is she jewish?
i wonder if she's on any steroids
http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/06/07/cm-punk-ufc-202-debut/
>Punk vs Gall is on the McGregor Diaz card
Biggest meme potential of any card ever?
>>68744921
>>68745032
>protein shake
excuse you, Qtenzie is full natty and doesn't fuck around with any sort disgusting diarrhea shakes.
She eats clean and the only thing that comes out of that plump bunda is delicious sweet acai
>>68745037
Will break 200 ppv numbers for sure
>>68744884
she should literally be fine more than anything else she just has to be able to take a punch
>>68742568
Never seen it before. Damn he's funny as hell. For the naysayers I'd check it out. It isn't bad. It's actually quite great.
Does 37 year old CM Punk have any chance in hell to beat Mickey Gall?
>>68743263
>He's still the GOAT, unlike Fedor
Wat?
Fedor is as much the GOAT as he was back in the day. Him losing to Henderson doesn't change the fact that he was a small LHW dominating the best in the world for 8 years.
>fucking Zuffa Zombies
>>68745053
By WMMA standards she is young, a great grappler and good athlete, so as long as she doesn't fold when getting punched in the mouth she'll be top 5 lol
>>68743303
>the official record
Who gives a fuck you flaming faggot?
>three blind mice thought that GSP won
>implying decision victories in MMA aren't utterly meaningless
If you actually do something deserving of that win, sure. Otherwise, it's as meaningful as Hammill's win over Jones.
>>68745116
For sure. 100%
>>68743328
>lay on Lawler for a half hour
Imagine being such a fucking faggot that you don't know the meaning of the word "guard pass".
>>68743448
>To bad the official record is a win eh?
Nobody gives a fuck about the official record you dumb flaming faggot.
You said he went out on a high note.
He didn't.
Everything you say is a redherring.
In short: KYS.
>its the german who responds to every single fucking post even though they're hours old INDIVIDUALLY
>>68743506
>Try harder, you're obviously mentally handicapped so it may be difficult for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Dunning-Kruger effect.
>>68745245
Get a dog bro
>>68745116
Gall isn't exactly a worldbeater, he was hand picked because his striking is very basic and his ground game is his strongest asset, although not a world beater.
I suspect that Punk will go full turtle and just quit if he takes a couple of stiff punches, I would bet that Punks lack of heart will make Kimbo and Dada5000 look like the Diaz bros in comparison.
>>68745245
i love this episode
>>68743632
i'm the chill spainbro too
my picks for ufc 196 were diaz and miesha, i posted a megan olivi pic, she was wearing a dress and a golden watch
sometimes i shitpost, sometimes i meme about ufc 33
literally the best card in the history of combat sports
>>68745163
You for sure need to lose my number.
>no striking
>lies all the time
>"I don't believe in belts"
>rolled with Rener a few times
>got his ass beat by pic related badly
>he's a mandrama actor who smokes weed 24/7 and spends all his time with cats
>trains at a trash gym with a bunch of washouts because it's closest
>admitted to training part time as he is working on comics and trying to act now
>has had twenty concussions meaning his chin is deleted forever
>>68745245
I'm actually Turkish. :^)
>>68745273
I like the 30 bananas a day episodes. Do we still have them?
>>68745116
Mike, CM Punk is a LEGIT gracie jiu jitsu white belt under the great ryron gracie who's a from direct family line of the inventor of all grappling, they don't hand, he also has cardio for days, you can't become a pro wrestler without being able to pull of 30 minute matches every week.
Remember that time I made this thread 30 posts early and everyone thinks ugly it was hilarious?
>>68745263
i want to pet my dog right now
https://www.instagram.com/p/BG3MVQtG5SF/
>>68743263
watch that fight again, it was a shit show. But you're right no one cares.
>>68745307
Not as frequently.
/heem/ lost its way
>>68745354
can you beat your own record of 30 posts early? I hope you do so you get banned you cock craving cum demon
>>68745296
the internet isn't forbidden during Ramadan?
>the state of /heem/
>>68745245
What's wrong with that?
>>68745378
Lol
>>68745396
Be Careful
>>68745345
>Key's to the cage:
Former WWE champion
Trains with the Pettis brothers
Long term BJJ practitioner
We should actually take predictions for this
>>68745370
To be fair, it wasn't a native /heem/ meme, it was an import
We had some nice home grown ones though
>>68741582
been busy for the last few days, haven't had much time to be autistic on /heem/
how have you downie shitposter faggots been doing
Upcoming events:
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Roosmalen vs Sittichai)
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions (Jadambaa vs Kelly)
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 (Murata vs Kohori)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
8/6: UFC FN 92 (Rodriguez vs Caceres)
8/20: UFC 202 (Diaz vs McGregor 2)
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 (Pettis vs Oliveira)
9/3: UFC FN 93 (Arlovski vs Barnett)
9/10: UFC 203 (Miocic vs Overeem)
News:
>Thiago Santos replacs Derek Brunson to fight Gegard Mousasi at UFC 200
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/thiago-santos-in-against-gegard-mousasi-at-ufc-200-confident-in-spite-of-short-notice-this-is-the-time
>Mizguaki-Garbrandt planned for UFC 202
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/20/11980370/cody-garbrandt-vs-takeya-mizugaki-in-the-works-for-ufc-202-aug-6-mma
>Vegas Dave betting 1 million on Tate
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/20/11977974/vegas-dave-betting-1-million-miesha-tate-win-amanda-nunes-mma
>>68745345
>le pontificate about phoniness and respect while shilling Onnit man
>>68745463
Thank you, ameribro
Cm puke is a little bitch. He says Ryback hurt him. That his body was all fucked up and he was retired. But then goes from fake fighting to real fighting. The big guy confronted him about him hurting Puke. Puke acted all scared and ran away. You can't run away forever. Rybacks WWE contract is up and he wants to go to mma. Pic related. Him working out at ATT yesterday. Matter of time before Ryback gets called by Dana
>>68745345
They don't hand those out to just anyone*
shit i fucked up
>>68745463
thanks
I'll start taking picks for UFC Fight Night 90. Do you guys wants 5 or 6 fights to pick?
>>68745463
>been busy
Banned
Your autism is commendable and sickening at the same time
>>68745630
Card order hasn't even been finalized yet
Who you got and why?
>>68745693
Roy because he's due for a win
>>68745693
Derrick Lewis via BLACKED
ive warmed up to to he idea of Bisping vs GSP.
>>68745463
No one cares about cards 3 months away, nigger. No one cares about your day old /r/mma news either.
>>68745693
Lewis, Roy has lost most of his recent fights and has taken much more damage than Lewis over the course of his career
I think Derek will be the one to finally break his chin
>>68745693
I think Roy has adequate TDD to keep it standing and land the over hand
>>68745463
Thank you for you're service.
>>68743041
"Listen Goof, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the FightPass to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of Reebok Kicks I bought in the back of UFC magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Fertitta Brothers working on your "sales pitch''. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at goofs.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Goof, is how you threaten someone. Dummy."
>>68745693
I'd like to say Lewis for meme's purposes but I feel like Roy is gonna get the KO
>>68745630
wait awhile
cowboy still wants on one of these cards
>>68745741
d-don't be so tsundere, baka
>>68745494
>>68745568
>>68745767
No problem
>>68745463
keep upcomings to 1 month and only ufc ppvs after that
get them EFN cards on there
>>68741582
just noticed
sage northcott and his opponent are by miles the worst fighters on 200. 200 is so damn good
>>68745845
>b-b-b-but muh conor rematch
>>68745875
RIP thread
>>68745875
EDDIE
DERRICK
JOSPEH
MIKE
JOHN
>>68745875
The card order hasn't even been finalized and the fights are 3 weeks away
Calm your autism
>>68745875
Eddie Alvarez via USADA
Roy Nelson via /heem/
Joseph Duffy via Calf slicer
Alberto Mina
John Makdessi via UD
>>68745908
You are Samara from The Ring
>>68745974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUHzU5afc0
>>68745463
unironically glad to see you lad
ta senpai
>>68745974
You do what you gotta do to get first
>>68746025
be careful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT195Cb3wfk
What would be your UFC walkout song?
>>68746215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA
>>68745894
Did the absolute madman negotiate no win purse again?
>>68746316
He is implying that he was ready to fight at UFC 200 but Mcgregor ducked him
>>68746344
Jake Shields looking good
>>68745894
>See uguys at #ufc200 not fighting but going to get that showmoney #itstime #100 ️
Germany why are you trying to ruse us?
>>68745499
>Because weight classes have suddenly vanished
>>68746367
I wouldn't put it past Nate to get it all on show purse and lay a beating for free desu.
>>68746408
>all that movement in WSW
truly the most unpredictable division
>>68746408
thank you for fitting that into one image
>>68746408
Journalists are so fucking stupid
Why does Mir go up a spot? What did he do since he got KOed and popped by Hunt to move him over Lewis?
>>68746408
will andrade retire torres?
>>68746624
post your list
>>68746688
11. Lewis
12. Mir
>Peter Harrison
>>68746603
Firefox can do nice full page screenshots
Just SHIFT + F2 to open your command console, then type in
>screenshot --fullpage
>>68746591
calderwood was ranked very very high in the past, her loss to moroz set her back a shit ton
aquilar was ranked #1 earlier too. claudia and joanna ranked very high as well. UFC has brought them all together and most of it has sorted out, though calderwood and aguilar might still contend for the title in the coming years
>>68746767
>Dallas and his frickin' 10-10 rounds
Truly both the best and the worst scorer
Win, 7–0, Conor McGregor, Submission, (arm-triangle choke)
>>68741312
The one on the right is in Invicta. She's qt.
https://www.instagram.com/loveboatjamie/
>>68742568
upload it to mega.nz
68745968
Hysmm
Have YOU shaken Chris Weidman's hand?
I just read the UFC sold for 4.2 billion, does anyone know who bought them yet?
>>68747065
Schaub
>>68746984
I want lewis to win, just so he becomes the new roy, since we need the squat power puncher types at the bottom of top 10 at HW, and hunt is too good for the role
>>68747065
>>68747080
it was actually Trump
>>68747099
Trump doesn't have Schaubs fuck money
Is it possible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
>>68747130
really makes you think
>>68747130
>That video
Mate...
>>68747130
stay mad fags
comes /heem/ 1 Schaub will mop the floor with that juice monkey
>>68747130
Someone spam this at him till he makes a t shirt or what ever he does
Just rewatched Hendricks-Lawler II, let's clear some things up
Hendricks 2, 3
Lawler 5
Round 1 Robbie outstruck Johnny by a decent amount, especially early on, but Johny then started controlling the 2nd half of the round with his grappling, by a decent amount too. I'd actually score it a draw
Round 4 was pretty even in the striking, Johny started to control Robbie, but Robbie then had that big flurry of elbows, so I'd give that one to Robbie
Thoughts?
>>68747065
a few northeastern groups, including the kraft group
supposedly dana has a larger share now too
>>68747269
Condit- 1,3,4
>>68747269
Lawler won the first fight, Hendricks won the second fight.
>>68747269
You're probably a fairly reasonable person
>>68747344
10-8
>>68747364
Thanks bro
>>68747269
Hendricks went downhill, he probably got USADA'd
Who /tito/ here?
>>68747065
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
>>68744162
SHOOK
>>68744421
>Being this much of a SHOOK retard that you have to make nationalistic polls
Kek.
boys I met Chris Weidman
>>68747665
did he look thin?
>>68747665
was he cool?
>>68747697
yes, very
>>68747705
he was alright
seemed tired
>People believed Rory "Mister Glass" McDonald would be champ.
Hold me bros.
>>68747269
Round 1 was really interesting to score especially, first half, Robbie clearly outstriking Hendricks, Hendricks then gets up him against the cage controlling him, but Robbie lands a decent amount of knees in the clinch, eventually they disengage and Hendricks gets a couple good combinations then takes Robbie down and controls him for the last part of the round
>>68747744
to be fair, he fought a karate fighter who chose to get on his bike for five rounds
Rory let us all down but it's not like Wonderboy came to fight and put on a show either, they both sucked
>>68747756
rounds should be scored by the minute
>>68747775
t.casual
>>68747775
Wonderboy fought very smart though for the most part, didn't play into Rory's game for the most part and was able to get the decisive victory
>>68747826
The fight also undeniably blew dick
>>68747857
Relative to expectations, mediocre fight overall
damn i hate amanda nunes so fucking much
>>68747857
what matters is wonderboy keeping his streak alive
>>68747879
jaina chwheres my chitle chot
>>68747879
Why, you weirdo?
>>68747826
Wonderboy fought a very smart fight but he didn't impress me. As soon as I noticed how much trouble Rory was having with the range, I thought Wonderboy would finish him.
Wonderboy's got the tools to get the job done, I don't think anyone thought that fight was going to decision.
>>68747857
it blew dick, you're right
>mfw (my face when) I just remembered watching Rory vs Wonderboy
Should have just gone to bed, pham.
>>68747857
>>68747826
Remember when Bendo fought Cerrone?
Wonderheem is actually a decent person and didn't want to fuck up his friend.
Rory is an autistic anti-social who, so he obviously went for the memes and ended up mashing his face on Wonderheems fist.
>>68747929
>>68747930
shes as bland and stupid as someone can be, if she wins this fight they should just close the division
>>68747978
Try watching it in a 38 degree C arena that's humid as fuck while standing beside the drunkest guy ever who is non stop complaining that the "new reebok gloves" are the reason why "we haven't seen any blood all night which is retarded there should be blood in every fight"
>>68748008
boob get
haha!
>>68748007
this breathes a bit of life into the way that fight went
>>68748017
>watching sports live
I think it's overrated. I'd rather be comfy at home.
>>68748051
especially fight sports.
>>68748017
Post pics
>>68748045
It's true too.
Wonderboy sounded pretty despondent in his post fight interview when he was saying how Rory was his boy and like a brother to him.
I think it took a lot out of his usual aggression fighting him.
>>68748128
well wonderboy being less aggressive made rory less aggressive since rory was depending on wonderboy coming to the inside
Remember that time Dave "Batista" Bautista tried to make, and mma run and struggled against some fat fuck bum, and immediately retired from mma?
>>68748051
>>68748061
>not taking your dad to see a UFC event for father's day weekend
>>68748128
>>68748166
Wonderboy being complacent fucked the rhythm a bit, but Rory really did have a hard time hitting him. I still don't get why he didn't level change more often what whatever
>>68748243
good for him hes a movie star now
>>68748051
>>68748061
Poorfag delusion here.
>>68748318
lol I thought that the arena in Ottawa was way bigger, it was fucking tiny
our seats that I was worried weren't that great ended up being fucking amazing, I could have easily threw a baseball into the ring underhanded from our seats
>>68748348
Well let's see they pics, faggot.
>>68748243
That's on my inaugural sloppy banger list
>>68748348
yet you have no pictures
>>68748348
yeah you were in the junior arena not the nhl one
>>68748243
>what will happen to cm punk
>>68745105
yeah on the podcast hes a bit of a know it all but I love goofy silly humor so I find Callen pretty hilarious.
>>68748243
He didn't try to make a run. Winning an MMA fight was on his bucket list. Now he's in James Bond, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Blade Runner 2
>>68748375
>>68748400
most of the pictures are on my dad's camera bros, relax
I'll post some from my phone soon
>>68748476
yeah it was the OHL arena, but when I looked at the seating chart, I was thinking NHL arena. We were super close, it was unreal
>>68746408
Remember that time Rockhold was no.3 in the p4p rankings?
*pulls guard on you, breaks your posture*
You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
>>68748769
remember that time mcgregor was
>>68747978
>Watched my boy Rory lose to a faggot ass Karate Kid wannabe
If this is the pain I felt with Rory, I'll be devastated when and if Cruz loses.
>>68745396
>every muzzie is religious
KEK
And no it isn't.
MY GIRL Alexa Grasso headlining next invicta and her GF (headcannon) will be Co-Main
Lets pray to the Lord of /heem/s she doesn't pull out on this one
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11982518/alexa-grasso-jodie-escabel-to-headline-invicta-fc-18-on-july-29-in
>>68748807
>If this is the pain I felt with Rory
if you don't allow pain to be the only common medium between you two you'll be better off, friend
and it's not a bad thing to hurt when your fighter loses. the thrill and the agony; we're all in it for both
>>68748580
Youre supposed to post pics while youre in the arena.
>>68748834
well I almost always miss gamethreads bud so I didn't know that
I guess I blew it
>>68748824
>Jessamyn Duke is still getting fights
>>68748852
She used to be a model you know
19 FUCKING DAYS TILL UFC 200
>>68748831
Oh god, so you're basically predicting my boy Cruz will lose. Oh no.
>>68747130
You fucking idiots are going to keep forcing this aren't you? Watch it be the next Bane/Big Guy
>>68748824
Oh shit! My fightfu!
>yfw she injures herself
why do spics have glass bodies?
>>68746797
There were at least two 10-10 rounds in that fight. Tool.
>>68748931
Be careful
>>68748940
They don't, they just train like retards, Cain.gif
>>68748823
all fucking muzzies must fucking hang desu
>>68748960
S-Sorry lad...
>>68745296
raus mit dirrrrrrrrrr
>>68748925
Cruz is special, he won't lose. Your boy is safe this time.
will The Barn Cat ever recover?
>>68749017
Since you seem good at predicting the future, what will happen to my other boy Rory?
>>68749094
>>68749040
nvm, he's 29
I thought he was in his early to mid 30s
He has some time
>>68748824
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Taila-Santos-143185
For a fun time, take a look at her opponents' records
Hopefully another highlight win for The True Fitefu, Aldana
>>68748972
Why? Most of them are peaceful.
The women's bantamweight belt will be changed for the third time in 9 months in a couple weeks
Whose the next challenger after Miesha gets memed on?
>>68749040
it's crazy how jotko put him out. and he apparently hasn't a had a win by strikes since may 2011. insanity
Whats your excuse for not being in the ufc?
>>68749124
He will have a baby girl next month, he'll have surgery on his nose in August, he'll resign with the UFC and it'll be announced that he's fighting either Cowboy or Magny around the start of 2017
>>68749239
Patriarchy
>>68749239
I've got pillow fists and a glass chin. And my ground game is suspect.
>>68749206
who cares, probably pennington
>>68749206
Bethe, duh
>>68749279
You mean re-sign.
>>68749425
well that is what I meant but I hope that's not a sign of things to come
>five times
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/20/11980824/brock-lesnar-tested-by-usada-five-times-in-two-weeks
>>68749465
just saw that while I was dumpin'
they tryna catch that nigga ya nawmsayin
>>68749465
>mfw Brock gets USADA'd
Diego-Lauzon is THE featured aka main Fight Pass fight
>>68749239
>Don't have to work for a goof.
>Don't have to literally kill my brain for pennies.
>Don't have to work my body to death for the chance of a paycheck.
>Don't miss paydays when someone else is sick.
>Don't have to go to vegas.
I could keep going.
>>68744059
i have, are you retarded?
>>68749465
>Brock moves to the middle of nowhere to get away from civilization
>USADA goofs knocking on his door every other day
Those testers have a death wish.
>>68741582
Shit OP, kill yourself.
>>68745845
Zuffa shill please go
>>68749922
This. We're going to get banished to /asp/ if people keep it up.
And call it /MMA/, ffs.
>>68749966
>And call it /MMA/
>>68749966
>And call it /MMA/
autist op here
no
>>68749971
Do you want the moderation staff and the rest of /sp/ to take us seriously or not?
>>68747130
This is the most autistic post I've seen all month, good job lad
Schaub is God
>>68749966
Heem yourself my man
>>68749987
>rest of /sp/
fuck the rest of /sp/, have you ever been to another general
they're all shit
>moderation staff
hotpockets don't care either way
>>68749465
That nigger is full of juice, they should be able to suspend on sight alone
>>68749987
mandrama was literally moved to /asp/ because it is not a sport, it's pretty simple
reminder that this was FOTN
>>68750166
Agreed, Alvey was faggot of the night.
So any women's ufc fights where they spit in each other's mouth?
>>68750166
Why does Theodorou look so soft? I remember him being leaner then that in past fights.
>>68750245
he decided to train mewvment instead of conditioning
>>68744467
Nate trains with kron Gracie. Come on.
I just wonder how Nate manages to be good friends with so many strong training partners despite being broke before.
There are mma """"fans"""" in this very thread that fell for the McGregor meme, KEK.
>>68750719
When you consider how many people fell for the Iron """""""""""""""""Mike"""""""""" meme, it's really not surprising.
>>68750806
People are still falling for the """Mike in his prime""" meme
>>68750417
>he fell for the training partners matter meme
reminder that Nate Diaz is a journeyman fighter
>He takedowns are reactive
>>68751096
>>He takedowns are reactive
What did you mean by this?
>>68744467
Cardio is the most important aspect at the top level. If he can improve his cardio (he can't, it's likely at or near his genetic potential) he'll win, if he can't he'll lose (which he will). He will gas and this training won't matter.
>>68751127
he means quick, open cage takedowns to guys rushing in
instead of leg/crotch sniffing, cage humpers
How has there not been a single 200 Press Conference yet now that the card is settled?
Don't they want to hype this shit up?
>>68741686
Say goodnight!
Hot Opinion: Donald Cerrone has a better shot against Thompson than Lawler. Classic Muay Thai stance with devastating leg kicks.
>>68751193
They had the media tour a while back, they'll probably have some stuff within the next week or two
>>68751235
maybe
styles still matter
I'd pick cowboy over khabib still
but something robbie has that macdonald doesn't, athleticism.
remember robbie's jump check on the condit kick. robbie can pull of some scary shit, and also, robbie can land while retreating and knock you out, unlike rory who only does so moving forward and planted
>>68751305
Khabib would wrestlefuck Cowboy into oblivion
>>68743041
>From $2 million to $4.2 billion in 15 years.
would be interesting to see what their gross profit actually was
>>68751256
I just want to see Brock and Hunto go at it mane
>You're on steroids
>MARK HUNT HAS A BIG HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS
>>68751318
cowboy is second best in TDD at LW under only gleison tibau, who khabib couldn't takedown
>>68751235
That's a very hot opinion considering Cerrone has only had two fights at 170 and got absolutely mauled by RDA prior
>>68751235
We have seen Cerrone look like a killer against fringe guys and then have complete mental break-down in the big fights so many times, I cant see it ever changing.
>>68751335
Styles make le fights.
>>68751353
True.
>>68751322
not that high, since they also took massive amount of loans, they are still paying interest on like 600mill in loans, but they use that to build stupid amounts of good credit too, so that's why they can hold big events now, they have enough credit to rent arenas
they built value, in what they own, footage, documentaries, tv shows, contracted fighters, partners and public interest.
It's not about the return on investment, it's about taking the risks needed to actually make any return. last year increased their value by miles, peak rousey and connor helped a lot.
>>68750038
not that brock isn't juiced but that picture isn't good evidence of it at all. literally looks like a high test natty Big Guy who lifts.
>muh traps
insertions and flexing.
>>68751404
>>isn't good evidence
>> literally cuts to 265
>>68751333
Khabib can still put the grind on him, even though he it hasn't been many fights since his Tibau fight he constantly improved, and if it gets the ground Cowboy would have a hard time getting up
When will he fight again?
answer carefully
Lads. How does one beat wonderboy? He is like Cruz. Stand up you can't hit him coz he keeps you outta range with his spear like kicks. If you do get up close he can dodge and counter you. And his tdd is really good now compared to the Matt brown fight that even Hendricks or Rory couldn't bring him down.
>>68751542
Nieky Holzken style, constant pressure forcing him to always fight backwards, corner against cage, combo finishing with hard leg kick and body punches. Holzken did thing like when they throw spinning kick instead of blocking or moving away, he step forward right next to him.
>>68751501
ufc 202
since it is the all meme card
>>68751542
throw good fakes, cut very well, train to react to his moves and counter his step-ins, blitz back, kicks his lead leg, stomp his feet, try to break his hands and check his kicks, reactive takedown on his fast but still slightly telegraphed spinning/rounder kicks
>>68751542
The object is to get close, he isn't nearly as effective up close, more specifically cutting off the cage and getting a good grappler to really dominate him on the ground
You get closer by working those legs, hurting his main weapon and way of trying to keep things on the outside, work the body to and try to slow him down, also jab to close that distance since his hands are down almost always
Once you get inside besides obviously grappling start fucking throwing and hurting him in the clinch and up close in general, he doesn't seem like he has the best chin
>>68751679
Also Wonderboy doesn't move nearly as well as Cruz does or in the same way, still moves in and out of the pocket very well, changes up stances a lot making him hard to read, when he's on the outside he moves around a decent bit
Cruz moves around phenomenally everywhere and really is an enigma. He literally improves with every fight, best chance with him is really trying to cut the cage off as much as possible like Mighty Mouse tried, but even then he's become real good even with limited space and is such a good grappler
>>68751404
>i have body dysmorphia because i spend too much time in the gym
been there lad
>>68751404
>literally who looks like a high test natty big guy who lifts
If you know absolutely nothing about lifting and the human body, I suppose you could come to that conclusion
If you do you realize how utterly absurd it is what you just said
>>68751709
women are ok
the problem are first gen immingrants and people below let's say 90 IQ
>>68751640
>Khabib
>Meme
Gonna have to disagree with you there, my leafy friend
>>68749239
What a fucking joke, how is every fighter ever still not pissed off at this fucking clown pretending to be a M.M.A.er
>>68751790
I'm curious to see Darrell Horcher fight again, he seemed to be doing decent on the feet until he got taken down and Khabib'd
>>68751781
What do you think leads to an excess of first gen immigrants?
>>68751722
>>68751771
are you just willfully ignoring that i'm talking specifically about that picture? there is no frame of reference there, you can't tell he's 6'4" and 290 pounds or whatever. he just looks like a thick dude who lifts heavy. i saw more impressive physiques in my high school weight room. it's like you're so invested in the 'bork is juicing' narrative (that i agree with) that you're ignoring what was actually said.
>>68744866
That was from when Conor said he couldn't cut down from heavyweight anymore
>>68751790
beating the champ by decision, beating a stalwart
it's like saying story is bound to be champ at WW in 2014
khabib hasn't fought, pettis, alverez, fergusson or barbosa
what is the rank of the second best fighter khabib has beaten
>>68751815
I think it always boils down to bad economy
>>68751816
No, in fact I'm only going off that picture in which I called your claim utterly absurd
>there is no frame of reference there
Yes, it's called logic
>who lifts heavy
And is clearly on steroids
>i saw more impressive physiques i my high school weight room
No you didn't, and they were on steroids too, this isn't uncommon
>you're ignoring what was actually said
Nobody is ignoring it, they're calling it stupid because it was stupid, you'd have to be utterly clueless about the human body and lifting to think that's natty
>>68744618
stupid media called it mma
next to no actual technique there, can't hold a proper fist, chunk showed better mma in his turtle
>>68744467
>mfw mcgroobs take it to the ground and gets chocked out in the first instead
>>68751813
I am too, just to see how he fares in the division. Don't know if you heard though but he was in a pretty severe motorbike crash recently, apparently lucky to still be alive so he won't be in the Octagon anytime soon
>>68751861
Women overwhelmingly vote liberal, these liberals enact muh equality and muh diversity laws, these laws bring in hordes of savages and low IQ peasants. These liberals also enact muh higher taxes for the 1% and muh unlimited benefits for everyone, policies which drain the nations GDP, devalue the currency, and eventually collapse the economy and turn you into a third world nation.
Women suffrage literally is the cancer that leads to the downfall of most empires and civilizations throughout history.
>>68751915
lol taxes on the 1%, shit never happens, it gets shifted onto small business and upper middle class.
liberalism has failed since they fail to get taxes and supply services
conservatism fails since the whole ideology is based on corrupt and incorrect economic knowledge and delusion of business ethics
>>68751872
don't bother arguing with him, he's clearly very uneducated on the subject.
brock is 110% on steroids and anyone non-retarded knows this.
>>68751853
>he hasn't beat ANYONE... except the champion of the division
they'll all be taken out in time. Khabib owns that division.
>>68751947
>conservatism fails
uwot? Your nation and the nation directly south of you are prime examples of capitalist/conservative success stories. And I'd hardly call Austrian economics corrupt or incorrect.
Goodnight /heem/
>>68751872
>>68751955
>implying i said brock was natty
you're both idiots who fail basic reading comprehension. take that picture and crop out brock's head and traps and it is completely unremarkable. you're so invested in the HUMONGOUS VANILLA GORILLA meme that you can't even see straight.
>no you don't understand brock is HUGE. he's a VIKING. he uses other men as condoms to FUCK OTHER MEN.
god you people are such idiots.
>>68751853
>khabib hasn't fought, pettis, alverez, fergusson or barbosa
Nigga you wouldn't bet against Khabib against any of those guys and you know it. Pettis moved out of the weight class btw.
>>68752008
I never said you didn't say Brock was natty, despite the fact you sort of did in that one picture
>and it is completely unremarkable
If you have autism like you're
>you're so invested
You are actually since you're so vehemently defending a single picture as actually being natty
The rest of your post is just pure autism and you should go to sleep on your own before I do it for you
>>68751894
I think the "lucky yo be alive" thing refers mainly to how fuckee his bike got (pic related)
He apparently ended up with a broken arm, torn ankle ligaments, and a lot of road rash on his skin from sliding along the road
>>68746408
Based cowboy
>>68752027
>If you have autism like you're
interesting point
>defending a single picture as actually being natty
another failure of basic reading comprehension
so where you at pussy? i'm 100% down to fight if you happen to be nearby.
>>68752068
you have some serious general iq issues if you think brocks body in that picture is achievable naturally
>>68752068
>another failure of basic reading comprehension
It's not, you're calling the physique natty, this doesn't mean you're calling Brock natty, the physique, again if you had any actual idea what you're talking about, you'd be laughing at how dumb you are
I'm in Philly on business right now, but I'm off for a couple weeks after tomorrow and can make a flight anywhere, name a time and place and I will literally fuck you up you worthless fuckign pussy, I actually fucking swear I would fucking careen you into the fucking ground
No homo unless you want it to be
>>68752033
pic here
>>68751980
good night
Based Nippon
>>78000000
>>68752100
>you're calling the physique natty
no, i said in that specific picture it's poor evidence of juicing because the physique is unremarkable. nice try though.
I'm in miami-dade county. We can thrown down anywhere from Miami proper to West Palm Beach.
>careen
you're using that word incorrectly.
>>68752097
shut up you irrelevant little eurofag, americans are talking. go suck your boyfriend's maatjesharing.
>>68751426
He's 6'4 and has a ridiculous frame.
Who else hype as fuck
>>68752097
bork if natty you dummmy he just has elite genetics
>>68752202
>no
Yes you did. Calling it unremarkable is stupid as well, and you're clearly implying it's a natty physique if it's not Brock
Meet me at Homestead Bayfront, I'll be wearing my official Fight Fan™ Reebok gear, I'm also black and 6'5
>using that word incorrectly
Words won't matter either way once I shut your mouth and eyes closed
>>68752100
>No homo unless you want it to be
>>68752213
For what
>>68752250
Schaub and Callen filmed an episode of Ridiculousness today
>>68752255
Who?
>>68751781
Women are absolutely not okay. They vote for bigger government overwhelmingly and the arrival of welfare states in the West is correlated in time to women getting the right to vote. It's because of the way they vote that such lax immigration policies have come into effect.
Are we pretending again?
>>68752202
the only one irrelevant here is you in society with your sub 80iq.
stop talking about things you have no fucking clue about.
Rumble cant beat jbj, and who is Glover's next opponent?
>>68752339
rumble is the only one in the division who can beat jbj imo
>GSP comes back
>Beats Bisping and Lawler
Reminder that this is actually plausible
>>68752347
What tools does he have to beat jon?
>>68752355
Puncher's chance
>>68752355
He hits like a bull if you know what I mean.
>>68752355
i know he has less tools dude
but the tool he does have is so effective that it gives him a better shot than literally everyone else in the division
jon is a well rounded technical master and no one is going to beat him at his own game
>>68752243
>dicktucking this hard
lol you can drop the ironic facade, pussy. it's clear you don't want to actually fight.
>>68752323
>i-i-i'm not i-irrelevant
>y-y-you're stupid!
little dutch fagboy wants to be part of this argument so bad HA!
I dislike /heem/ as of late.
Too much bickering.
We must come together and find peace in Schaub and thank Schaub for all the incredible fights we have seen lately.
Schaub bless
>>68752369
Rumble is an improved OSP that can kick with one leg. He will either get out wrestled to sub or jon will stall to decision.
>>68752382
If rumble doesnt ko jon in a minute jon wins.
Rumbles only tool is his that his punch power is immeasurable. But and good opponent will adapt. See DC getting dropped before beating him. See Phil Davis avoiding getting finished and kept it close.
>>68752417
I don't care about your little discussion, I call out retards when I see one and I saw you.
The fact that you really believe Brock's physique in that picture resembles "strong natty who just lifts a lot" made me call you out.
Don't worry this is my last reply, stay dumb&ignorant.
pic related strong natty who just lifts a lot
>>68752435
That kid literally hit the genetic lotto.
>>68752352
>Post usada GSP
I don't think so, Tim
>>68752435
We are a family, siblings argue. Imagen 130 siblings, theres going to be constant bickering
>>68752460
He's not being tested right now nigga. Prepare for that Brock exemption.
>>68752352
Let see how great GSP is off his cycle
>>68752451
>implying that looks anything like the bork pic
lol you really are a stupid little dutch faggot huh. at least you got some validation from this reply though. too bad you're not replying anymore, i know you wanted in on this so badly.
>>68752471
Hunt knocking out a roided Lesnar would be so much sweeter
We all assume Hunt randomly improved tremendously without PEDs?
>get out boxed
>focus on BJJ training for the rematch
Will Conor ever win again?
>>68752589
>he gets unironically triggered by a 5'9 irish man to the point of shitposting on a reddit-friendly lad bible fan page
>>68752417
I doesn't matter if I want to fight, you're still a fucking retard for multiple reasons, one for the Brock pic, and two for the fact your dumb ass didn't pick up on "no homo"
Did you actually want to fight you fucking aspie?
>>68752614
>he unironically gets triged by a 5'9 british man to the point of shitposting on a 9gag-friendly Buzzfeed enthusiast twitter
>>68752623
>mfw i posted that pic and haven't replied to this guy once to this point
>>68752631
that's pretty tall for a british man
>>68752623
>being this scurred
>>68752623
Not the guy you're talking to, but I'll fight you if you aren't bigger than me.
>>68752614
>he projects this hard
>>68752647
why are you offering to fight the cuck who literally just said he's too bitchmade to fight?
>tfw /heem/ is the only tolerable place on /sp/
>tfw its increasingly getting more autistic and shitty
>>68752684
Brother I'd fuck you up, real good. I didn't think your pussy ass was serious
I wouldn't take you seriously anyways, I'd look down into your eyes and laugh at your stupid ass
Then I'd push you down into the sand and kick some on you, everyone around you would laugh and so I would I, your confidence and self-esteem would be heemed and I'd walk away with some hot chick waving bye at you
>>68752689
>tfw you've been on /heem/ for 3 months and you make this post
>68752689
I swear it's just a couple of posters using multiple flags.
>>68752689
it's just a bit of friendly banter
i miss @posting
>>68752699
i am 100% serious. where you at? let's get on heem 1.
>>68752700
>3
Try 10
I'm not even a 189er, I'm a 192er in /heem/ span
who's up for some light sparring?
>>68752714
i said im in philly goofball
>>68741582
http://www.ufc.com/news/ufc-unfiltered-episode-1-dana-white-matt-serra-jim-norton-june-2016?utm_campaign=UFC&utm_medium=social&utm_source=sprout&utm_content=1466379061
500 now GTFO
>>68752748
>2 hours away from Gertrude
>not offering to fight him
Confirmed pussy
>>68752765
who tf is gertrude
>>68750245
U S A D A
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>>68742568
Only one has sound, you fucking let down.
>>68752731
But it's light sparring, right?
