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>>68609319
Rory vs Wondermeme tonight
Links
BJPenn.com
mmafighting.com
I COME TO FIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO KNOCK PEOPLE OUT
your thoughts when seeing this image?
DON'T FEAR ME
How many bongs
I want to kill myself
>that goof britball talkin shit about karate
Come to Manchester and we'll have a kickboxing match on a field and I'll put you into a coma.
I'll cut to light heavyweight just for you
ARE YOU GUYS BOOING ME?
>>68623647
Looks like an amused and severely beaten dolphin/manatee
He's fucking hot and that alligator crawl is so sexy. How can you not market this million dollar smile!
THATS A COORS LITE
>>68623670
6 bongs 45 bings
>>68623720
>le gas in the second round and lose to Rockhold man
So tonight the Wondermeme ends
are you ready for that?
>>68623670
Just ask yourself, what would Shia Labeouf do?
>>68623722
HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT
>>68623853
*cue wont back down instrumental*
>tfw no Miesha Tate to your Bryan Caraway
>>68623647
He kinda looks like Mark Coleman.
>tfw no Bryan Caraway to my Miesha Tate
>tfw dan will never hold u like dis
Just watched all ufc 198,199 and fight night 88.
all those upsets senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
Daily reminder that Brandon Schaub could possibly be ducking Rich Piano
>>68624577
>breast implants
>fighter posts instagram video of them sparring/hitting pads/hitting a bag
>comments section full of keyboard coaches telling them what they should be doing
This grinds the fuck out of my gears
I remember back when Donald Cerrone was fighting Myles Jury (or maybe it was actually Jim Miller, I forget) he posted some videos of him hitting and kicking pads and people were shitting on his muay thai form here and saying his knees and kicks lacked power
Fucking hell, maybe you should just trust that the pro fighters know their shit? Good lord knows they train more than you out-of-shape blobs
Reminder to boycott the UFC because they are capitalist pigs who have no respect for their fighters.
>>68623647
Based unheemable GOAT
final version for goofing
>>68624825
>23 of these are mine
>>68624704
I'm sure if you look at any clips of Arnie lifting from Pumping Iron on youtube there will be people criticising his form and such.
>>68624704
thank you for this post.
>>68624825
Can i still put my picks?
>>68623720
he beat nobody, and still got gifted two title shits which he turned down... why market
>>68625017
No you goof
>>68625122
T-thanks!
>>68624577
Daily reminder that all Schaub posters are cancer.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/744204117808132096
>>68625730
>sources
>helwani
>>68623647
that's a weird fish
>>68625796
Helwani is always right, best jewrnoulist
>>68625809
For you
>>68623647
thats a weird looking goat
>>68625809
it's Seaman
>>68625730
>main event is Glover vs OSP 2 now
Ngannou vs. Glover confirmed
lads don't do to 202
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/police-arrest-12-people-suspected-of-planning-new-attacks-in-bru/
How long is it until early prelims senpai?
>>68624704
Cerrone's muay thai is shit.
>>68623720
he looks like bigfoot silvas younger brother
[arm gators angrily]
Fight Night Ottawa schedule
MAIN CARD 10:30PM/7:30PM/04:30 ET/PT/EU
FOX PRELIMS 8:30PM/5:30PM/02:30 ET/PT/EU
FIGHT PASS PRELIMS 6:45PM/3:45PM/00:45 ET/PT/EU
>>68626267
Don't forget their big sister
real recognise real
>>68626604
that was before he got heemd by malbobabo
>>68626335
>those :30 start times
Disgusting. All to accommodate a NASCAR truck race? I'm tweeting my disgust at Dana right now.
>>68625730
Time for cuckstuffson to man up
pls let glover end the ngannou meme
>>68626987
>Ngannou
>meme
shut you whore mouth
Oh snap red haired Randa is on the fight pass prelims. So is Elias Theodoro and Sam Alvey. I might actually sign back up to watch those fights.
>>68626987
except different weightclass newfriend
I'm calling it, it's gonna be bader 2
>>68627117
>No LHW has ever fought a HW fight.
>>68627083
Worst UFC card ever?
>>68627083
shit card
>>68627083
>Sam Alvey
Well shit, would like to see him fight but I think I'll only be catching the Main Card tonight.
Oh well. This card is literally carried by Rory/Wonderboy, it's such a top tier fight
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-anthony-rumble-johnson-out-glover-teixeira-awaits-new-opponent-061816
>>68627159
>>68627247
With this main event? You guys must be new. There have been way worse Brazil Fight Nights
The shittiest thing about this card is that canadian lay n pray faggot. The fuck is he doing on the main card??
And now introducing the champion. Fighting out of the blue corner. This man is a big dick bandit. Holding a professional record 15 wins, 5 losses. Standing 6 feet, 4 inches tall weighing in at 205 pounds. Fighting out of Los Angeles, California. Ladies and gentlemen presenting the reigning, defending UFC Light-Heavyweight champion of the world. Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub!
>>68626637
>heemd
i think youll find he won, friend
>>68627319
Name one.
>>68627154
so glover goes and fights an unranked HW, that makes sense
It won't be Gus, I reckon maybe Shogun or Lil Nog.
>>68627362
If they made a cruiserweight 225 class schaub would've been GOAT
If I was going to watch some fights on UFC fight pass, which ones should it be?
>>68627415
Think of the memes m8
>>68627394
except he got tko'd three times before that
>>68627362
>champion
>blue corner
Everyone laugh at the 196er
>>68627415
Who's there to fight at lhw?
Gus won't take the fight.
fightpass 2.0 is cool as h*ck
>>68627494
shut up
>>68627483
Except he didn't.
I know you're used to watching goofs like your boy Conrad McGoober give up at the first sign of adversity, but real warriors with heart like fedor fight through adversity and come out with their hand raised.
>>68627403
Fight Night 78
>>68627577
Make me, pussy
>>68627533
it really is
i watched the fights last night live on my phone which was nice
>>68627653
*spits in your face*
>>68627594
Marco Polo Reyes was on that card and had a 1st round ko, nice gonna check it out now.
But yeah that one does look a bit worse than tonight's.
And people complain about the quality of bellator cards between big shows lol, just look at this shit.
>>68627510
Gus fights Blachowicz
Bader is free
OSP suspended with broken ulna
Shogun - maybe
Rashad - fought Glover
Manuwa - free
Any /FANZANTS/ left?
>>68625730
>https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/744204117808132096
I never liked this jew before all the drama at 199, but ever since I saw him crying and the whole "i-it got physical", I hate di?slike him even more. I mean, what's the big deal? Ooooh he told us something an hour early.
what are the odds claudia finishing joanna in the 1st?
>>68627903
the way he reacted to what joe rogan said was ridiculous
joe literally couldn't have been any more respectful in talking about it
>>68627836
not after this spastic gif
>>68627825
Bader is fighting illir latifi in Germany bud
Rest are unranked lhw's, if he loses to one of them he's fucked even if it's a decision loss. Why not take a fun fight against a hw that can't hurt you if you lose
>>68627836
paige vanzant survived mexico
>>68628312
she's hiding her new tat
glover's record is really fucking great
>be fluke rockwho
>say you don't want to fight on 199
>get booked for 199 anyway
>duck Jacare for an "easy fight"
>cry your sore knee
>destiny doesn't even real bro
>get heemd by Bisping in one round
Has there ever been a bigger joke of a "champ"?
>>68628542
>luke has already been relegated to former champ status
Kekerinos
>>68628312
Would she be more or less liked if instead of lying about being bullied for being too pretty/too small she said it was because her brother is a child molester?
Lets sing a song /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyu6qCnSfw
Me on the right sage on the left
lads the Olympics are soon
>>68628681
You have to be a special kind of autist to care about any of that.
>>68628196
>Bader is fighting illir latifi
huh, i missed that
>why not take a fun fight against a hw
I don't see what's in it for him - he wins, nothing gained - loses, he might get jumped for a title shot (if cormier wins he is in line right now even without rumble fight)
>Luke Rockhold
>Former UFC Champion
>Title Defenses: 0
>Time fought as champion: 1m:23seconds
>>68628681
How come you havent killed yourself yet? You literally have nothing going for you. Youre stupid, low income, and ugly. I can't imagine you have and friends or family that would miss you.
>>68628774
The Olympics are stupid. The only good part is the /int/posting on /sp/.
>>68628839
Wasn't 1:23 around the time he got finished?
>>68628681
Who hurt you bud?
GET IN HERE
https://www.fB.com/video.php?v=1209991799020087
https://www.FB.com/video.php?v=1209991799020087
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/18/11969086/anthony-johnson-out-of-ufc-no-fox-20-clash-with-glover-teixeira?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
>>68628911
>Bulgaria
What's the toughest animal a human can heem?
Can one, say Rumble, heem a wolf?
>>68628968
>yfw it's a drug test failure
>>68629010
There's a story of Hannibal making a man fight an elephant, promising him freedom if he won. He won and then Hannibal had him killed anyway.
>>68629019
>yfw domestic violence chrage
>>68628681
Did her brother molest you?
Is that why you're so obsessed?
>>68628968
give glover a title shot already
>>68629010
I'd say a human can heem one wolf
mas oyama alegedly heemd a cow
>>68629089
He already had one and got his ass kicked for 5 rounds.
>>68629010
i think some wolves bite 5x harder than rottweilers
>>68629136
nobody cares
>>68628897
yeah that's the fun part
>>68629010
silverbacks obviously
>>68629125
And the creator of kyokushin karate was the strongest fighter in the world after honing hs skills alone in a cave he was nicknamed "godfist"
>>68629125
I think wolves and dogs would be pretty hard to heem, especially since they're so low
maybe with a well placed kick but they just don't seem like easily heemable animals
Serbians spend their free time heeming horses though
>>68629188
idk famalam, alphas obviously won't do well in a team.
>>68629276
A fair point actually. You could probably let the gorillas wipe each other out and mop up afterwards
>>68629188
unarmed humans are pretty useless in the animal kingdom
they'd get scattered like paper cups
>>68629247
Just messing around with my dog I've found that throwing a leg kick on a normal person lands on their ribs pretty well, keeping distance and punching their nose combined with the aforementioned kicks would probably mean youre okay. They don't have any defense, they're going to be swarming.
>>68629276
valid point but I would imagine, even acting individually, they are next to impossible to heem
>>68627836
A cute. CUTE!!!
>>68629408
lol
Kek: http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-cardale-jones-paige-vanzant-call-out-12-gauge-nickname-061716
https://twitter.com/foxsportslive/status/743585868716216321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
BLACKED
>>68629447
fuckin hell
>>68629188
idk, unless it consists of 200 Brocks the entire UFC gets swept pretty handily
>>68629408
yeah but dogs are much quicker and have great reflexes, they could probably easily dodge your kick, bite your femoral artery and permaheem you
or at least, once they get on top of you, they'll fuck you up
I just learned that Leonardo da Vinci was a vegetarian. Do any of you martial artists still eat meat?
when does this stupid card begin fuckin canada shits
hello heem
daily reminder to be EXTREMELY careful
i skipped gym day today
who cares right
>>68629605
He was also gay. Who gay here?
>>68629681
be careful
>>68629681
You sure? Maybe he was just a weirdo like Tesla.
>>68628840
None of that bullshit you just said is true.
>>68629125
>I'd say a human can heem one wolf
Good luck with that.
You'll get torn apart 19/20.
You'd have an easier time choking it.
Wild animals with that kind of biting capacity are best avoided.
>>68629735
Prove me wrong then.
>>68629741
wolves look like their chins are glass
>>68629367
No they wouldn't. Those include heavyweights, knowing how to use their bodies against 20 (twenty) apes, not even lions or anything.
They'd win.
>>68629741
listen to Víðarr, Germans know wolves.
>>68629010
He could heem a black bear if he was allowed to wail on it.
>>68629735
Did Paige's brother molest you though?
>>68629710
pretty sure most historians agree on that
>>68629741
>You'll get torn apart
maybe I will, but someone like Bork would swing him into a tree or something (my stepfather killed his pitbull that way)
can someone post the shoop of serbia and horse in the room
>>68629188
gorillas are vegetarians right?
>>68625675
is the 5 percent how much of his butt he can still wipe with those giant synthol arms?
Are you more excited for the fights or the fight companion?
Will Calderwood survive the first round against Trouble?
>>68629990
Faggot
https://youtu.be/Bnpm4JL5eb8
>>68629990
u mean callen gettin verbally bullied again?
>>68629899
bas once knocked out a pitbull
>>68629816
Wolves have iron jaws. Humans are too when they're on their fours. The entire body helps absorb the blow.
>>68629990
the fights, i don't listen to mr. rogan & co.
>>68629819
nah, whenever they'd try to approach they'd get their limbs ripped off
wouldn't be able to touch em, too fast and explosive
>>68630044
Someone should have told bader during his last fight
chimps are scarier than gorillas
>>68630044
>bendoonallfoursheadbangingvskoreshkov.webm
>>68629899
Bork is hardly a normal human. It's like referring to a cheetah sized red fox as a fox.
>>68629990
they barely pay attention to the fights. But its entertaining to listen to while driving to uni or jogging. #tower7
i'm colorblind and can't tell ireland from italy. is there any way to distinguish them
>>68630043
there you go
>>68630100
I'm legit scared of monkeys, they gonna eat your face for fun man
>>68630028
It was more about Edgy Brah getting called on his conspiracy bullshit last time.
>>68630095
Yeah, some would get their limps ripped off. Others would be busy ripping their eyeballs out. After they're blinded, they're easy prey.
Even if they kill 150 dudes, the remaining 50 would be fresh and ready.
>>68630189
mouse cursor over the flag
>>68629516
i just got a mental image of 200 brocks and felt true fear.
silvers would win though.
>>68630095
Bader didn't get hit from the front and on his fours. He was flat on his belly and Rumble was on his back.
>>68627083
word
>>68630293
No they wouldn't dude. Numbers matter. And gorillas aren't even that tough by animal standards.
How would you r8 me as a poster here?
>>68630416
3/10
>>68630416
You could certainly do better. 6/10. You've got heart kid, but you're just not ready for the big leagues.
Guys, GUYS, I've got it.
Glover Teixeira vs.
Gianpiero Villante
Reminder that Rory is /heem/ the fighter
>>68630567
>implying it's not Schaub
Glover v Maldonado 2: Electric Boogaloo.
serious question, if HEEM was an acronym, what would it stand for?
>>68630658
Hairy
Eastern
European
Men
>>68630658
Hanime
Eis
Efor
Mnerds
>>68630658
Heem
Eem
Em
M
>>68630658
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
Friendly reminder that Donald J. Trump is the official /heem/-approved presidential candidate. Stay safe and Trump bless.
>>68630658
His
Erection
Enters
Me
>>68630658
High
Estrogen
Emasculated
Manlets
>>68630795
>Trump
>not Based Bernie
lel
>mfw someone mentions schaub
USADA tested Bisping 7 times this year
literal waste of money
show yours
>>68630856
Rich bless
>>68630903
this
those gooves also had the nerve to test claudia
>>68630908
good picks unironically
>>68630847
#cuckolds4bernie #feelthebern
>>68630912
Rich Bless god dammit.
My bookie is telling me the money is flowing in on Rory and Cote
>>68630658
Heemd
Emalianenko
Everyman
Malbobabo
>>68630908
rory in the 1st meh that's a risk bro
>>68627247
most okay card of the year
>>68631037
#armpunches
>>68627533
It's actually usable and has a depth of information now. Mr Winter made Fight Pass great again!
>>68627533
fuck, that's dope. those changes were badly needed. the old site was a pain in the dick to navigate.
>>68630270
Who?
>>68630658
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
>>68630908
>Cerrone
>Macdonald
.....m8
>>68630658
Highly
Evolved
Economic
Mewvment
>>68630908
I had almost the exact same picks. Nice one, lad.
>>68631196
Nikki Catsouras
>>68631075
I have this gut feeling hes going to gnp tko wonderboy in the first
>>68631037
First time I've seen this Rich guy in action. Holy shit he's a beast. I can't imagine what getting hit by him would feel like. One or two body shots and it'd be over. Also fuck look at his calves. Imagine getting leg kicked by him.
>>68630658
Heated
Europeans
Eviscerating
Manlets
All of my boys have been getting btfo lately, and in surprising fashion (i.e., KO) so tonight makes me worry a bit. Does Wonderboy have a decent chance of winning tonight? He made pretty easy work of Hendricks
>>68630658
Hit every enemie male
>>68631461
Pigg rigg made him look a lot better than he actually is imo
Expect Rory to manhandle him
>>68631461
>Does Wonderboy have a decent chance of winning tonight?
Absolutely. Rory can be a different person after the fight with Lawler.
>>68631461
Absolutely. Rory's loss was traumatic. Like GSP post Serra. The fear,the fall, him curling up like a scared child after Robbie had his way with him. Not everyone can be Michael Bisping where they get viciously heemed and come back. Rory's been out this long because he was trying to get his confidence back. Good luck in Bellator Rory. Hopefully those Ruskies don't ruin your career more.
>>68631461
he has a chance but rory should be the clear favourite
>>68631146
Go away, Viktor
>>68631397
Dude's a savage. Can't wait to see him fuck Schaub up
>>68631648
>like GSP post Serra
So Rory is going to come back better than ever and go on a win streak that pushes him into GOAT contention?
>>68631648
>>68631972
if he loses he will go bellator but thats because the ufc is lowballing him like fuck
rory loves fighting dude, he got fucking rekt by condit when he was 20
>>68631461
maybe ive fallen for rogans hype. But I think Wonderboy is the favorite in this one
>>68632168
He never got "fucking rekt" by condit, Rory won that fight
Screencap this post the GOAT fighter in 20 years will come from the Weidman/Wonderboy/Machado family alliance that is cemented in two marriages
>>68630599
Schaub coming for that LHW belt
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/3/29/8308177/former-heavyweight-brendan-schaub-confirms-drop-to-205-pounds-for-next-ufc-fight
>>68632447
nah dude, he got smashed, only won rounds off takedowns
>>68630599
Big Cuntry
>>68632168
>fucking rekt
kek, he won every round up until the moment he got dropped and the ref ended the fight prematurely.
>>68631972
One can hope.
>>68623720
He looks Filipino.
>>68630802
Fuckin laughed.
>>68631530
kek this sounds like something a slav would come up with
>>68623720
>>68633072
No one cares, faggot.
>>68632726
>He was winning until he lost
PROVE you're a real fan of Mixed Martial Arts
Name five (5) Female Mixed Martial Artists
>>68633196
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
>>68633185
>he got fucking rekt by condit when he was 20
eat a dick fagit
>>68633290
I'm betting it all on "The CrAsian"
>>68632904
>>68632987
>>68633072
what is this shit?
>>68633169
I thought it was funny lad
>>68633321
Someone posted that old ass fake gif and some sjws thought it was real
>>68633348
Nocf
>>68633196
Angela Lee
Irene Aldana
Alexa Grasso
Mizuki Inoue
Megumi Fujii
certified fight fan
>>68633430
Nonetheless, One Cries Facetiously?
http://youtu.be/z8YaGHLH3WE
Is he your boy?
>>68633614
ofc
>current year
>not have based the christ as your personal boy and savior
>>68633682
Rad.
>>68633614
Haven't cared about MW since Silva m8
>>68633196
Ronda Rousey
Miesha Tate
Holly Holm
Paige Vanzant
Rose Namajunas
>>68633767
GOOF
OOOO
OOOO
FOOG
>>68633196
Gabi Garcia
Fallon Fox
Cris Cyborg
Germaine de Randamie
Urijah Faber aka Liz Carmouche
press F to pay respects to thompsons career
>>68633682
Half naked aryan bodies is the future in Trumps America
Can't wait for Steve The Boss Bossé to rip the other guy's head off
>>68633827
Sorry lad. I like weidman better than Rockhold or bisping at least.
>>68633682
Be careful.
>>68624825
Fuck it still posting my picks
Rory
Cerrone
Bosse
Olivier
Letorneau
>>68634070
ikr, where are their helmets
>>68624825
Go ahead and goof the last two.
>>68633948
You mean half a decade of political civil war followed by the downfall of the United States, right?
>>68634207
Update it with his most recent win
Goof.
>>68632838
yeah he is p ugly
>>68634241
oh wow you make trump sound so powerful. he's such a big daddy.
Such a good card tonight lots of hometown boys
>>68628809
>>68628840
>>68628923
>>68629073
lol these white knights for the monkey girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6zJrN9zRQ
we need to sign this guy for HeemFC 1
>>68633682
squids
>>68634602
me in the maroon shirt
“To the ugly girl in the gym built like a bag of dry dog food, this is for you. If you get in my way or any other athlete way again I’ll through your yoga mat across the gym AGAIN.
“Who in their right mind stretches where ppl are suppose to lift? Don’t ever run your mouth at me again you won’t win that battle I will. Talking about it was rude that I lifted next to you while you were stretching. You need more than stretching to help that beat up body.
“Run to the front desk again crying talking about you feel threaten and gonna go to social media. I really don’t care! I’ve been through worse! That’s a athletes gym not a yoga studio. That fake crying does nothing for anybody btw. Just like the guy said you live in his neighborhood and you exaggerate and overreact all the time …
“So one more time don’t run your mouth and don’t do yoga stretching where ppl lift weights or I’ll snatch the mat from under you AGAIN and throw it AGAIN …
“Understand? Good girl …
“One more thing stop wearing sports bras when your tummy look like a old country red clay dirt road.”
Can't believe I didn't read into this story and see this roasting.. comedy gold
>>68623481
Upcoming events:
6/18: UFC FN 89 - MacDonald vs Thompson [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS2 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 3:30am bst on FS1]
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Mwekassa vs Bouzidi
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
>>68634851
Ur autistic
>>68633196
Randa Markos
Alex Chambers
Germaine DeRandamie
Amber Brown
Irene Aldana
>>68634737
replace all of those images with a picture of sam hyde and the image is correct
>>68634602
that guy got heart and a good chin.
>>68634896
/heem/ is 50% autists, and 50% downies
so you gotta ask yourself - whose side are you on?
>>68634896
more like op is autistic for not putting it in the op
>faggot
>>68634851
gonna be a long two weeks after tonight but fight week is gonna be tight
thanks for the list
Is Rory autistic?
>>68634940
terrible opinion. we need a trash cube economy, and sam is the only man who can make that happen.
Is Conduit a meme fighter?
>>68634602
That beaner accent.
>>68635036
>Is rory fan autistic?
FTFY
is muay thai the douchebag discipline?
>>68634994
my job being a one-on-one aid for an autistic kid with down syndrome. it's pretty brutal. the stress he put on his family made his dad skip out and start a new family. his mom is pretty much a wreck from taking care of the goofy bastard. that's why i'm pretty nice to everyone on /heem/, they and their families have it pretty rough i bet.
>>68627533
>3G
>>68635201
enjoy the B&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i48jVrVI7YI&feature=youtu.be
What is he thinking about /heem/?
>>68635403
I didn't post that pic on BE, but I forgot this was a blue board. Sorry mods.
>>68635201
What fight was he scoring?
>>68635556
delete your own post save yourself ameribro
>>68634602
you guys need to build that wall
>>68635768
>>68635965
I fucked ur my like a bitch homie
>>68634602
Dude on the bike is a faggot.
why is it taking so long for the card to start
>>68634602
Sounds like the perfect fight for the Applebee's Parking Lot prelims
>>68634602
this guy too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dONyv-Cwkoo
>>68634602
why did the guy on the bike follow him? both seem like major fags
>jon jones!!! get that dick together boy cuz i'm suckin!
>>68626370
She looks like Alison Tyler on roids
>>68635036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BzmsvpVh38
your next
>young man you have to go lower to get that dick: let me show you how i got jon's dick
>>68626183
2 bings and 2 bongs
>MY BOY<
RORY MACDONALD IS FIGHTING STEPHEN THOMPSON ON SOME SHITTY FIGHT NIGHT
THIS IS UFC 200 WORTHY YET THEY STICK HIM IN THIS SHIT BECAUSE OF CONTRACT DISPUTES?
DANA, I HOPE VINNIE MAC BUYS THE COMPANY AND HAS YOU GET SLAPPED IN THE OCTAGON BY ALL THE ROSTER
is this good striking?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGywqV4oCLS/
>>68623481
News:
>Rumble out of UFC on Fox 20 comain
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/anthony-johnson-out-of-ufc-on-fox-20-co-headliner-with-glover-teixeira
>Lellator CEO on early weighin procedure
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/18/11967166/bellators-scott-coker-early-weigh-in-format-the-future-of-mma
>Tony Ferguson on Bork
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/former-training-partner-tony-ferguson-says-brock-lesnar-can-start-wrecking-fools-again
/r/ing most recent spicy bangers list
>>68639095
yes, her striking isnt a meme
No living MMA fighter can claim GOAT status unless they fought in the UFC, that's where the pinnacle is.
>B-but Fedor fought roided men who were twice his size in Pride
Congrats, you can inject tenbolone in a ''big'' can but it's ultimately just a can at the end of the day.
>B-but Prime Fedor would have dismantled any man on the planet.
Same way Prime Tyson would have ''dismantled'' anyone, yet look at him now, it's only a myth, get over it, your hero isn't that good.
The consensus is that Fedor is a gritty, courageous feller that may have inspired the unacquainted ''just bleed'' MMA fanbase but his technique is sloppy, his guard is non existent, his movement and reflexes are mediocre. In his best day he would have stepped in against a UFC top 10 HW and be destroyed.
>>68639095
ssslow
>>68639255
Pride had the best heavyweights during Fedor's peak
>>68639255
literally no one here except for maybe 2 delusional autists claims that fedor was goat or anywhere near
>>68639255
he's a meme but he did beat arlovski and big nog
>>68639671
so did many others
>>68639757
***SEIZURE WARNING***
I didn't know Tamdan "The Nyan Cat" Mcrory was fighting on this card.
Makes it all the more exciting.
>>68639255
During Fedor's peak years UFC HW division was absolutly shit-tier.
>>68624825
Piss off include me
Thompson
Cerrone
"Bamg"Bosse
Aubin-Mercier
Letourneau
>>68639867
still would have got his shit pushed in
brehs
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzrc-rNVQy/?taken-by=irenealdanar
I hate bullies.
>>68640029
it's alright la
bullying is illegal here
>>68639867
let's assume fedor's peak goes from semmy schilt to mark hunt, 2002 to 2006, pride fc.
which translated to ufc timeline is:
Josh Barnett (busted for roids)
Ricco Rodriguez def. Randy Couture
Tim Sylvia
Frank Mir def. Tim Sylvia
Andrei Arlovski def. Tim Sylvia for interim title
Andrei Arlovski promoted to undisputed champion
Tim Sylvia
somehow sylvia was a good champion
>Tfw last comfy card before casuals show up for UFC 200 and ruin the gamethreads with edgy racism and general blood boiling casual opinions
>>68640087
*spits in your face and throws you through a glass door*
>>68640120
>Unironically bitching about racism
>>>/t/umblr
Stay there, bleeding heart.
>comp had some weird problem and wouldn't boot
>just cleaned one RAM stick and that was it
>missed Bispinmeme pulling the upset live because of this
>>68630908
>macdonald
>cerrone
How was the Fedor fight, was it a fair decision?
>if i want to take jon jones down 100 times, then im going to take jon jones down 100 times.
lads how do i watch the macdonald fight please
>>68640120
/pol/ is busy with the Euros atm anyway
>>68640441
google search mma streams like we all did
>>68639255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN6GcX66pOs
>>68640441
BT Sport 2
>>68640483
Is there even any blacks on this card
>and the verdict is vengeance: i'm gonna suck that dick jon.
>>68639255
>he thinks russian hooks and hand traps are sloppy technique
The UFC HW division has always been shallow, prime Fedor would have definitely competed
>>68640596
>this
>not sloppy
overeem would put on a clinic against this fat manlet
how much longer until this gets underway?
>>68640658
>Overeem
>Someone who got his shit pushed by Shogun, Liddell and Bonjasky
Nigga please. Fedor is a can crushing meme but in his prime he would've demolished Overoid.
>>68640715
is Pat Berry the first openly gay UFC fighter?
What's the story with Tim Sylvia?
I've been a fight fan for nearly a year and no one (heem and mma media) ever mentions him when it seems he was the UFC heavyweight champ for a lot of the 2000s. Did he get blacklisted or something? I know literally zero about him.
>>68640715
An entire hour.
>>68640747
I'd go gay for her in a second son shit i'd help her shave the head feels more unique
y come nobody has posted about mackenzie's fight? shes gonna make her debut at Legacy 58 against a no name making her debut too. i thought she was the new HEEM official fightfu
>>68640729
u probably think diaz will beat conor in a rematch too?
>those werewolf legs
karate meme gunna die tonight
>>68640794
what is she? why is her nose so big?
>>68640756
probably the worst ufc champion ever. literally was champ because he was 6'8
>>68640756
Bisping referenced him on a recent Embedded.
>>68640794
she'll probably get KO'd like that other jitsu specialist womanderlei almost did
>>68640830
half white half brazil
shes a qt
>>68640658
There's nothing at all sloppy about it. The outside hand trap lets Fedor throw leaping hooks without having to worry about the counter
>>68640794
>>68640756
he shit himself in the cage. thats all you need to know
>>68640880
idk m8, shes been training them hands a lot
>>68640884
tried the same shit against maldonado and got faceplanted
>>68640756
The UFC doesn't like him because he was never marketable, had boring fights, and left the UFC to fight Fedor, also made the UFC look like a joke when he got KOed quick by that boxer
>>68640822
>mfw 'hairy legged rory' becomes the next meme fighter persona
>>68640904
disgusting
who has the worst hairline in the ufc?
>>68640940
>same shit
3 times slower.
>>68640756
He's basically one of the worst champions, the only good thing about his is his size
>>68640799
Oi think nootin, sit tha fook down
>>68640756
Consider yourelf lucky for missing the Sylvia era and never set eyes on his fights
>>68640985
you telling me you wouldnt marry and snuggle while he arm bars you?
>>68641036
>implying id let her get close
>>68641036
she's fine it's not like i'd point her out as ugly in public
her nose is a crime against humanity and dark eyes are trash
>>68641056
>implying you wont accept the invite into her guard
>>68641004
and with a chin deleted by a middleweight
>>68627836
ugh I would marry rose in a heart beat. Boy haircut or not.
wh-what are russian hooks
>>68641083
with a body like this, does the nose really matter?
>>68640338
>Brazilian technology
>>68640940
He's 40 and clearly not fast enough to pull it off anymore. Doesn't make prime fedora technique any less impressive
>>68641097
are you also attracted to men or young boys? traps maybe?
>>68641097
she's got that loli aesthetic
>>68641124
yeah it's bad, it's never good when you try to make people who aren't hot, hot (ronda, miesha, joanna)
>>68635337
Damn that sucks. My sister used to do speech therapy for Mentally Challenged Kids, she said Downies were fine for the most part. But the autists were such a huge source of stress that you could see the families falling apart at the seams.
>>68641150
are you the same briton who defends fedor literally every time he is brought up on /heem/?
>>68641124
thicc
>>68641108
wide looping, sloppy punches that make u gas out in half a round
>>68641126
more like taiwanese technology, g skill memory
>>68641185
but ronda was hot. at least a 7/10 on the low side
>>68641189
high functioning downies aren't that bad, they can be more pleasant than real people
>>68627319
dude wtf are you talking about, rory has never laynprayed in his life, if hes on top hes doing damage and hes actually not the best at keeping opponents down so it usually end up back on the feet again, your a moron.
>>68641108
Imagine if your fist was a ball and your arm was a chain.
>>68641150
and maldonado is? hes a human punching bag
>>68641108
Like a normal hook only with the thumb pointing down. It raises the shoulder to protect the chin and lengthens the hook until it's almost a straight
>>68641291
That was the exact way Kenny described his jab around the time of the Gomi fight
>>68641259
My apologies Brazil bro
>Taiwanese technology
>>68641316
It's the way Fedor describes his looping punches in his book.
>>68641338
dern should take pictures like this too she'd be a 10
>>68641349
this one
>>68634602
guy on the bike is the biggest faggot ever holy shit, shouldn't he be in jail or something for following someone and instigating a fight? how is he not at fault for everything that happened in there?
>>68641242
only ufc fighter thiccer is Bethe and thats a no go
>>68641349
>>68641386
So Kenny's dirty habit of plagiarism goes back even further than I thought...
>>68641338
Loos good then you remember she has fake tits. Instant turn-off
>>68641392
bikers by and large are mentally ill
https://twitter.com/chadmendes/status/744284478848147457
>I didn't do my homework and that was a big mistake. I own it and I'm going to pay for it.
What did he mean by this?
>>68640985
probably rumble
its not even receded and its fucked up
sin(x) with limits 0<x<pi looking hairline
>>68641444
Big tits in general are pig disgusting.
>>68641444
have you ever felt quality fake tits anon? i doubt you would be saying that if you had. as long as she has nice nipples a high quality under the muscle implant can be just as nice for all sexual purpose as a real tiddy
>>68623647
>>68623647
GOT BTFO by a Middleweight
GOT BTFO by a Lightheavyweight
He's done for.
See what happens when he faces someone who isn't a can?
>>68641299
Where am I defending Maldonado? Neither of them could compete with a current top 10 heavyweight
>>68641507
gay or pedo?
>>68640985
Schaub has the best.
>>68641507
if you're not a natural d (and in good shape) i'm not even paying for our chinese dinner
>>68641526
or LHW apparantley
Why aren't there more big tits in WMMA?
>>68641470
"i promise i didnt do steroids it was just sexual performance herbal medicine"
"btw im moving to bantamweight now, totally unrelated i promise"
>>68625021
>Lawler
>Mousasi
>Okami
>Belfort
>Kennedy
He beat better people than Fedor ever did.
>>68641507
I agree with this man every time i think of big tittied ratchet women come to mind if not get ready to get cheated on
am I banned?
>ATLETICO PARANAENSE VS SANTOS FC
i'm watching this until early prelims
>>68641594
Yes
>>68641533
yeah he pretty much does, i'm his age and have godly hair but shit everything else schaub has it all
>>68641470
He means that he "took a supplement without realizing that it contained a banned substance not on the ingredients list"
Just like Romero, Mir, Overeem etc etc
Guarantee that every top 10 fighter in every men's UFC division is currently taking such a supplement. I wouldn't be surprised if there were companies that exist purely to produce dodgy supplements that athletes can take so they have an excuse if they get caught doping.
>>68641558
Most female athletes don't have big breasts, that hinders them.
>>68641235
No this is my first time defending fedor
>>68641594
youre about to be
how long till fights
>>68641649
bout 30 hours. theyre not on until tomorrow.
>>68641670
wait what
>tfw it feels like this card is taking years to start
I might not make it lads
>>68641670
shut up before i shut you up tripdork
>>68641688
Yeah it's a Sunday card
>>68641594
You can just go to 4chan.org/banned to check.
>tfw you were supposed to be the UKs next biggest fighter
>tfw you get KO'd multiple times and BISPING becomes a champ
Does anyone have a stream? I don't want to sit on a couch i want to lie in bed.
>>68641270
and you can teach them cool tricks, like leglocks.
>>68641734
You now remember Dan Hardy
>>68641690
>tfw already ate most of my pizza
>>68641734
You now remember Paul Daley
Gustuffson better step up and fight Glover, inb4 he's scheduled to fight Bisping was supposed to fight Mousasi but ended up with Silva instead
>>68641700
fucking bring it amerilard.
come get slept, we champion via KO now. better go check on them NCAA wretsling prospects
>>68634602
fuck im reading the comments on this video and I just can't handle so much stupidity
how can you side with someone that not only tries to initiate a fight for no reason but also tries as hard as possible to make it look like he's an innocent victim being assaulted?
>>68641737
Reddit.com/r/mmastreams
>>68641575
Lawler - when he went 3-5 in strikeforce MW
Mousasi - grossly overrated
Okami - never beat a top tier fighter in his career
Belfort - post TRTitor
Kennedy - ok
>>68641789
hey
>>68641799
why doesn't 4chan have a site like that
succ
>>68640301
>Flag
Always baffles me how spaniards can afford to be racist. What do you have to feel superior about? Your awful economy?
>>68624825
rory
cote
bosse
oam
val
updated
>>68641832
>Implying I'm Spaniard
I'm here on vacation. The South is incredibly Moorish, but the North is White even by Germanic standards.
>Americans being ignorant about places
Shocking.
>>68629125
i know a man can heem a cow
>>68641878
I don't care
>>68641752
>>68641775
imagine telling them how the future would unfold.
if daley didnt sucker punch blonde TUF 1 troll he'd have still had a punchers chance as well
>>68641776
Shut up.
>>68641878
t. francisco
>>68641878
>ur just ignorant
if there are any schaub posters here speak up, just wanna let you know im on my way to beat your ass
>>68641918
>Trying to play your ignorance off
Kek.
>>68641950
You literally are tho. I can talk because I've travelled throughout Europe since I was a kid.
You probably never left Ohio, or wherever you live.
>>68641939
you want him to get another easy win for another failed titleshot?
>>68641953
finally schaub coming out as reddit and getting BTFO made it seem like it would stop. But now we have these faggot schaub posters pretending to be this titty monster posters but never forget to leave schaub out. Even going as far as making videos.
>>68624167
spend long enough getting beaten up for a living and you end up looking like mark coleman.
mark coleman didn't used to look like mark coleman, either. here's a pic of the young mark coleman.
>>68623720
didn't know that extra chromosomes didn't count as PEDs
>>68624825
Rory
Cote
O'connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier
letourneau
You now remember kimbo named 3 of his children kevin including a girl
>>68625796
name a better mma journalist
see?
you couldn't.
and neither can I.
>>68641983
I don't care idiot
>>68624825
rory
cerrone
bosse
aubin
letourneau
>>68626774
>Disgusting. All to accommodate a NASCAR truck race? I'm tweeting my disgust at Dana right now.
Kind of let's us know exactly how (un)important the UFC in the TV landscape.
>>68642156
new
>>68641953
1 scewp
2 scewps
3 scewps
40 scewps of mutant whey
But I already take 20 scoops with my breakfast Mr. Piana
You wanna get big or not kid?
>>68642135
>He says as he keeps replying
>>68642185
>making a casual thread
heem yourself
>>68642139
Wonderboy
Cowboy
O'Conell
Aubin Mercier
Letourneau
>>68627319
>canadian lay n pray
wut?
/hoc/ is that way ---->
>>68642139
thanks pickbro
dont know why so many people are picking cowboy. that boy is bout to get FOLDED
>>68642206
>u-u-ur ignorant cause he got butthurt he got called an edgy casual
>thinks anyone gives a rat's ass about his escapades in the hell hole that is spain
Good job kid. No one cares.
>>68642246
for me it;s nto picking against cowboy
it's for cote, he is on a big winning streak, been very dominant, and is bigger.
old disadvantage cote has is fight miles, but currently cote should have been fighting some top 10 asshole at ww. he deserves and increase in competition
Guys, is Cowboy championship material? My friend gets mad when i call him ''always a bridesmaid''.
we fill this thread and let britbro start a fresh gamethread
nobody autism please
>>68642357
>Gets BTFO so hard he has to go full denial mode and say "I DON'T CARE"
S H O O K
>>68641860
Dude, thanks for getting me in!
>>68642449
zzzzz
how many bongs
>>68642623
Yeah, you got put to sleep alright.
>>68642652
THE TIME IS NOW
>>68627448
Absolutely. Until he had to fight someone, anyway.
>>68633196
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
Fallon Fox
>>68629819
retard
fatgas prelims on right now?
>>68628770
poor dude and poor dude's father don't seem to realize roids give you heart disease.
why is sage still fighting, ffs? didn't he have a shot at a real career in petro-engineering ro something?
this rank 10 is destroying this nobody
rip
>>68628681
interesting point - is there a factual basis for any of it (was too pretty a lie? seems like a lie/brother really a molester?I don't follow women's mma, so idk)
>>68628809
>>68628840
>>68628923
>>68629073
lol
why are you sooooo defensive, guise?
>>68643140
>roids give you heart disease.
Do you have any evidence to support this claim?
>>68629010
(dog expert here) the thing about a wolf is you'd lose the second you go to the ground, so you'd have to keep it standing.
And you'd need to be really fast - but guys like Aldo and Edgar might be on the small side against a large male wolf, so you want a bigger guy with fast hands - I'd go for GSP over say Vitor because GSP also has 10/10 agility.
You wouldn't want too big a guy because of the agility issue and you don't want too tall a guy because he'd be in a odd posture and the wolf would take advantage of that, to the fighter's peril.
>>68643865
Meanwhile Arnold is almost 70.
>>68640985
sage
the next decade is going to hard on him, better to shave bald first
>>68641021
Sylvia was a better champion than ROckhold, for example - rockhold couldn't defend his title, Sylvia did it twice, and in one year.
And he was champ twice; doubt luke will be champ again.
Sylvia also beat Arlovski twice - once as a 5-round title defense.
>>68641167
pedo detected?
>>68641316
first I was all like, Oh yeah...
>>68641349
but then I was all like, Kenny, you filthy plagiarist!
>>68646163
>>68646030
>>68645971
>>68645165
you realize your in an old thread bud?
this is literally 2 threads ago
>>68641162
No, she's just cute and she competes in my favorite sport...ya jerk
Last for Big Brown.
