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this is gonna be a good card lads. only positive vibes in here. fight pass prelims in 10 bings
rich bless
how many le bong
Go here for news BJPenn.com
succ
>>68642204
YEAH
http://simple-sex.com/rich-piana-soundboard/
artem
>>68642204
Rich bless
this doesn't feel like a fight night thread
Cruz's walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkozMIXZ8w
>>68642294
>making a game thread for fight pass prelims
ur autistic
terrible general. no news, porn as the op pic and daring to ask for positivity in spite of this. be ashamed.
>>68642241
i love you monster...
>early prelims hasnt started yet
plz end this suffering
I am gonna torrent this shit
PICKS:
>MacDonald
>Cerrone
>O'Connell
>Aubin-Mercier
>Létourneau
>>68642320
cant wait for u to dissapear after he gets highlight reel KO'd
>>68642204
Posting this guy on /heem/ should be banable offence
hope gsp makes an appearance tonight.
who's commentating? i know dan hardy isn't
>>68642380
Were you born hating freedom or did you major in It at university?
>>68642156
link the previous thread you lazy fuck
just wanted to let you schaub posters know im putting you on notice, get the fuck out unless you want to get broken by me
>>68642428
why would i do that?
is there any website with countdowns for the events?
is this the real thread?
>>68642370
delet
>>68642455
ufc has one i think, for all it's events now, even fp events.
surprised google doesn't do them as well, since they keep track of your local movie show times, sports scores and weather
>>68642455
29 bongs 24 bings
>>68642455
Literally ufc.tv
I hope Alvey heems that kick spamming fuck
I'm going to the gas station to get snacks for tonight. What burrito should I get /heem/?
Just reupped Fight Pass so I can see Randa.
>>68642619
based
literally the last white children on earth
>>68642641
steak
>>68642370
i have my wonderboy fan trip ready and waiting
>you can bring your dog with you
Can't wait to hang out with Dana
>these fan videos
Just awful
>>68642667
lol where do you live where there's no white people
Guys, is Cowboy championship material? My friend gets mad when i call him ''always a bridesmaid''.
>>68642716
fuck u goof
genuinely impressed with the ufc fight pass update
>>68642585
i follow nba and nfl and if i google either of those google spits out times for games for me in my time
they need to do the same for when you google ufc. they dont even have to bother with the ten lines of code for a countdown timer. surely there's a way to grab showtimes from the ufc site or something, google should hire me so i can start working on it
>>68642777
why don't you make me a chrome plugin
beautiful work champ
>>68642716
>Go to the Palms casino a few years ago
>Wow, it's Dana White throwing dice at the craps table
>Go over and watch
>He savagely yells at me for ruining the vibe and throws his mojito on the floor in anger
dead thread for a card that is literally starting now
would you ever call little boys "rascals?"
Could Dana White beat Joe Rogan in an MMA fight?
>>68642750
you need to delete this image from your hard drive, you might get locked up. just reported this post itself to 4chan for defamation and hate speech, so dont worry about deleting the post.
>>68642807
>chrome
wtf are you doing
>>68642847
who is this
that snatch hnngh
What time does the main card start
>>68642847
dat minge
>>68642455
fightpass has one now
Just took the biggest shit of my life. Is there a better feeling, lads?
>>68642724
he could beat khabib, alverez etc
question is can he ever beat RDA
KEK
why dont they let us watch the main event on fight pass, this is some bullshit
lads
get on heemspeak (now on discord)
https://discordapp.com/channels/193382616764907521/193382616764907521
Find your Fight Pass Fanatic-fu
https://ufc.create.it/
I have CLAIMED Morgan Price
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEk3FADMsYY
>>68642862
10:30 p.m. ET
>>68642862
1 bong 45 bings away from Prelims
3 bongs 45 bings until main card
>>68642875
>he could beat khabib
heemspeak anyone?
>>68642810
>those jealous black people
>>68642860
top 3 wmma sloot
>yfw theodoreau gets heemed
>>68642897
top kek
HEEEEEEERE WE GO
>>68642904
Not if you're there.
>>68642897
Someone needs to put on a bald cap and do a bad Dana White impression. They would have my vote no questions asked.
>>68642952
fuck off chad
>flyweight
Ray Borg's bitch
>>68642920
that camera woman looks extremely uncomfortable
When does Fight Companion start?
>>68642897
>UFC is looking for 7 UFC FIGHT PASS FANATICS to earn an all-expenses paid trip to Las Vegas, have lunch with Dana White, sit Octagon-side at the Dos Anjos vs Alvarez fight on July 7th, and more.
Why the fuck is staying up all night to watch a (mostly) awful fox card, with cunts who threaten to "heem" me over the internet on a daily basis, the highlight of my week?
homeless...army...or UFC
>>68642920
Did Sakuraba have a sex change?
>>68642897
I cant get the video player on the ufc site to work. I wanna see the mom and daughter combo.
>>68642894
expired?
Is Baguetteinov the worst slav on the UFC roster?
Guys where does the word "heem" come from?
According to my calculations it's a mock word derived from the Portuguese pronunciation rule of saying "R's" like "H's," so Heem = Ream... But there's also the possibility of it being a reference to the Dutch kickboxer turned MMA fighter known as The Reem.
Can anyone clear this up for me?
>>68642972
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/744235488568025088
>@joerogan
>It's going down tonight at 7:30PT! http://joerogan.live @brendanschaub @eddiebravo @bryancallen
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzk-xqJyFj/
>>68642983
Do you have a job, do you have friends, my Asian brother?
>>68643007
ok this should work
https://discord.gg/014yGaUy4uguK43Mh
>>68642938
Remember when Russian Theodoreau got heemed?
I hope Real Theodoreau will be even more spectacular
>>68643014
No, the slav that got murdered by the smiley hue is
>>68642898
>when his height starts with a 5 and his first name's robbie
>>68643023
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>68642983
>judging a card before it happens
this is how I know you're a casual.
>fights on
>39 posters
is this sport dead?
Link?
>>68642984
my thoughts exactly lmao
>>68643075
>implying you would say anything about a card if it was flyweight fights top to bottom
>5'4
how is this possible were they malnourished as children?
Oh man this is the shittiest ref ever
>>68643078 (Goof)
ufc.tv
>>68642985
No? We obviously would have heard about it.
>>68643077
soccer is on
jerin velel still refs in the ufc? i thought he would've got the mazagatti treatment
> fight pass redesign
> trying to operate volume controls whilst baked
>>68643023
you nailed it, welcome to the fold
oh wait i forgot. get the fuck in my guard for your initiation
Link to pod companion?
>>68643122
Doesn't work
>It's a manlet episode
>>68643158
doesnt start for 3 more bongs
>>68643128
>not watching Copa America and UFC simultaneously
You are now a UFC ref. What will be:
>your catchphrase when the fight starts
>the amount of time you let them hug against the fence before breaking them up
>the controversy you'll forever be known for
THROWING HEAT
>>68643036
ok it works thanks
I like discord better
>>68643116
i have a friend who's about 5'5, when it's average to be around 5'11 or so in norway. he's in great shape otherwise, used to do bjj and teakwondo. it's just the wonders of genetics and mutation i think, his dad is kinda short too.
>>68642156
Can someone tell me what "heem" means?
RUSSIAN HOOK
holy fuck
this is like soccer with action why does no one enjoy this
How many bongs until the main card?
Gotta know when to ditch my friend
this herrera guy isn't doing shit
RUSSIAN WHEEL
>>68643087
>condit posters
is there anything worse? besides dumbass robbie lawler fans, of course.
>>68643215
3 bongs, 30 bings
i love watching brazilians get their ass beat
you should be able to step on the dude's neck right here
jesus christ what a mismatch
>>68642156
hnnngh
>getting wrecked by ground and pound at flyweight
Just go home and give up.
>that meldonium strength
god damn
10-8 for russian
Bagautinov looks like a completely different fighter compared to his last outings.
Imagine if he ate those same shots from a full grown man, he would be dead
>100,000,000 futbol posters
>50 people in the world watching this
what's the ufc doing wrong?
can someone post a stream please, BT isnt going to be showing
>>68643346
>his last outings
he literally fought the 2 best guys in the world in his last outings
Where the links?
>>68643339
this is his first fight since he pissed hot for EPO right? Let's see how his cardio holds up
>I rate Wonderpedo
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466260418363.webm
Will Brandon enjoy the fights, lads?
>>68643396
ufc.tv
>>68643382
ufc.tv
>tfw long day at work
>tfw arguing with girlfriend again realizing it probably won't last much longer
>tfw got called in to work tomorrow morning meaning I have to work another 6 days before I get a day off
>tfw thinkin about a night of heems all day
>tfw bought some Corn Nuts
>tfw got some beer
>tfw got some ganja
>tfw it's all gonna be okay
>>68643396
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-ottawa-2016-fight-pass-prelims
>>68643424
A real link faggot
Take Danas dick out yo mouth
geane has literally nothing but hail mary submissions in this matchup
>>68643430
Wow.
>>68643396
findminecraft.com/video/ufc-ottawa-2016-fight-pass-prelims
>>68643430
lmfao
>>68643485
thanks man
>>68643449
You will always have us broski
oh fuck I forgot randa's fighting tonight. anyone have a webm of her weigh in?
you know Stann doing commentary has grown on me
>>68643485
Fuck. Thank you. Fucking faggots in here. This is great. Thanks.
>>68643485
based eire
shouts out to my blazedbros
jesus christ
>somehow stays in the fight
what is flyweight
>>68643516
Stann started really rough but he's top quality stuff now
>flyweight power
zzzzzz
>>68643485
>that fuggin framerate
>>68643483
didnt notice the Russian finished the double leg with an ankle pick, nice
>>68643485
Based Irelandbro coming through with another crisp stream.
>>68643430
This is hilarious.
put this junglenigger to sleep already
>>68643485
thank u
good fite
NIce takedown defense by the russian at the vert end, he didn't sprawl i think he just shucked his hips back
>>68643581
Dont click its a screamer
>>68643581
Fuck you dude I have my earbuds in
Link's a screamer. Do not click
>HOW IS PAIGE VANZANT NOT QUITTING FROM ALL THESE STRIKES FROM ROSE
Imagine being a Flyweight and being told "You have to finish him"
don't mind me just keyboard mashing
1aa4f88b002e983c4f21377dc8988822a2b991f9
34cd12902628c264fd68c3051e5f07980e5edc5c
>>68643581
rip headphone users
>that nonexistent bunda
This Herrera guy is taking a beating like he's an England fan at Euro 2016
>>68643485
based, cheers m9
>>68643635
Got some ace's up your sleeve la?
3 strikes lol
>>68643485
THIS IS FAKE
IT'S A SCREAMER
DON'T CLICK IT
>>68643623
kek
turned the single leg into a high crotch back into a shuck single
>>68643716
thats just to scare of the casual, you need to install noscript to see the stream
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOW DID HE ROLL OUT OF THAT
spicy roller
>>68643716
>i want the HD 60fps stream all to myself
fuck off, i see behind your facade
holy SHIT
HOLY FUCK
>Clicking random 4chan links
Hows his elbow or shoulder not broken?!
>>68642840
No, its called free speech, you communist faggot.
My arm hurt just watching that
>>68642517
>Thompson
>Cote
>Bosse
>Aubin-Mercier
>Letourneau
>>68643700
that was 3 takedowns. not strikes.
>>68642810
I'm kind of glad to learn he's even more of a goof in person. I'd feel bad hating him as much as I do if that was just his public persona.
that was fucking crazy
>0-0 ball is 100000x more popular than this
"he's gonan finish it!"
"he's gonna tap!"
>no one taps
"He's hurt!"
>dude recovers
Is Kenny preparing for when Rogan leaves?
Herrera has shitty fight IQ, he could have finished the Russian TWICE
>slow
>gassed
>flyweights
...wut
OW OW OW wtfffffffff
>what a great display of high level mma
lel. manlet with leg and body kicks defeats plodding retard manlet with jiu jitsu but no plan
>>68643635
these are just showing the ultimate fighter
holy fuck that was a spicy flyweight bout. I wonder how fucked Ali's arm is right now?
Holy shit he's a midget
>>68643838
you know rory is getting heem'd tonight right
be careful
White Muslims confirmed for toughest fighters
>>68643716
trying to keep us away from best stream in the thread
>>68643831
thats what happens when you take away their epo
Wait this Russian is muslim? he just did the muslim prayer thing
shit one sided fight
Winner of this bout gets free tattoo removal
>>68643905
Most of the Russian fighters in the ufc are Muslims , more so than not.
>>68643840
Fight pass fights are for TruFans™ only.
>>68643854
you know wonderpedo is getting exposed by a beautiful rory-firas strategy right?
>>68643905
He's a mountain man from Dagestan, like pretty much all other Russian UFC men
>>68642847
hnnnnnggg
>>68643485
Too good. I can just get rid of my other bookmarks for streams.
>>68643175
O - oh ok
>>68643819
>twink faggots tripping over each other for a ball and crying over broken nails
>''Man's sport!''
>Peak human manbeasts knocking each other into comas
>''Lol, faggot sport!''
Link?
>>68643842
>tfw I can't let anybody get close
YOU SAY NO TO DRUGS
JUICY J CAN'T
>>68643905
Be careful
*glass shatters*
HE'S BEETLE
HE'S AS BAD AS CAN
HE KNOWS HE'S THE BEST
holy fucking shit guys, its happening
Is Meunier the French Tom Breese?
>>68643956
wonderbread is going to meme his way to victory and you know it. Rory can't stop the memes.
>>68643905
Ethnic Russians go into boxing, Russians from Dagestan and Chechnya go into MMA. It's a tradition.
>worst walkout music ever
>>68643956
you know rory is getting heem'd tonight right
>>68644010
>tfw no ratchet pussy
plz juicy break me off a bitch
>>68644010
we trippy mane
>>68643819
>>68643988
lel
>colby covington
What a faggot name. He looks like his name too. I hope this late change newcomer upsets.
>>68643581
I sincerely hope that Rory loses simply because you're a stupid fucking namefag and the only member of /heem/ who isn't hellbent on signing off on every post as if any meaningful form of praise will come to you through name recognition on an explicitly anonymous image board, as if seeking attention in a sea of anonymity isn't the most pathetic examples of loneliness and desperation that one can observe in modern society, as if you don't earn more scorn than praise with the very instrument you intend to earn praise with, as if you haven't realized that the only merit is merit itself and that your flimsy and cheap attempts to circumvent that system are as flimsy and cheap as the mind caged between your big floppy dumbass ears which is only made more blatant with each and every intellectually bankrupt, witless, charmless post that you deliberately ascribe to your name.
You are the bitter dregs of the cup of coffee that is the internet. You are the worm in the apple and the rainy day. You sour the experience with your inane ramblings and your unique little name, and although I understand that this is simply a symptom of people with severe mental illnesses having access to the internet, I loathe your presence. You sincerely need to fucking heem yourself and rethink your life. If there is any ounce of conscious, self-reflective thought left in the gnarled and withered leafless tree that is your mind you will immediately either kill yourself or stop posting with a name.
i hope this lenky wigger gets put to sleep
>>68644059
Its definitely not as bad as "The french spider" though
>6'3 welterweight.
Holy lanklet
>>68644020
#anyonebutBeet
#anyonebutPiana
if the g-easy walkout man beats juicy j walkout man i'm going to kill someone
again
>>68644038
2nd favourite MMA moment desu
>>68643179
>giving half a fuck about a bunch of fags running after their balls
>mfw cuck
a
n
a
d
a
is getting heem'd tonight
>>68644078
>getting this butt blasted
>meme kicks
>>68644070
Thanks that's it
also gotta say that other dude had some pretty awesome knees, to bad there wasnt a lot of power to them. Imagine if a Muay Thai guy did that.
the leaf gets heemd
lol who throws tornado kicks
>>68643778
http://www.heyjackass.com/
>>68644101
1st - Conor tapping out?
>>68643240
why can't you like both men
it takes two to tango
they're yin and yang
>>68644100
I sincerely hope that Rory loses simply because you're a stupid fucking namefag and the only member of /heem/ who isn't hellbent on signing off on every post as if any meaningful form of praise will come to you through name recognition on an explicitly anonymous image board, as if seeking attention in a sea of anonymity isn't the most pathetic examples of loneliness and desperation that one can observe in modern society, as if you don't earn more scorn than praise with the very instrument you intend to earn praise with, as if you haven't realized that the only merit is merit itself and that your flimsy and cheap attempts to circumvent that system are as flimsy and cheap as the mind caged between your big floppy dumbass ears which is only made more blatant with each and every intellectually bankrupt, witless, charmless post that you deliberately ascribe to your name.
You are the bitter dregs of the cup of coffee that is the internet. You are the worm in the apple and the rainy day. You sour the experience with your inane ramblings and your unique little name, and although I understand that this is simply a symptom of people with severe mental illnesses having access to the internet, I loathe your presence. You sincerely need to fucking heem yourself and rethink your life. If there is any ounce of conscious, self-reflective thought left in the gnarled and withered leafless tree that is your mind you will immediately either kill yourself or stop posting with a name.
>>68644147
Mini Mendes getting Heem
was that god take down defense or bad take down offense
lel RNC or bust
>>68644189
*good
>>68644177
That looks gross as fuck.
Covington turning this MMA match into a straight wrestling match lol. Just riding him and lookin for a leg ride stubbie
I think he's landed 4 punches everything else is ridng
if I blur my eyes it looks like gay porn
>New Fight Pass Design
>No 60FPS option
anyone with a USA wrestling tat isn't allowed to lose or it gets removed brazilian police style
>3 minutes to get the takedown
>>68644059
he fights like a faggot too
i love watching lanklets get their ass beat
>>68644210
nice thanks for catching this Ausbro
what are you eating /heem/
>>68644188
My #1 was Conor losing to a normal sized human being
>>68644269
you love watching this? its literally gay porn
>>68644235
>american flag
nice proxy
Bases Yves has had enough of this lay and pray faggotry
>has the wrasling fag tattoo
>tries to wrasle fuck the entire fight
fook off
>>68644177
>erection
I'm fucking vegan. You couldn't pay me enough money to eat that crap. Keep in mind I
>make gains more easier
>will live longer
>top 10 wetlerweights of all time Jon Fitch and Jake Shields are vegans
>Diaz Bros are vegan
>I have better sex
>better skin
>age better
>BTFO Piana posters
I hope you see the light some day.
>>68644210
I found a program that captures webms on the fly but they don't turn out nearly as good as yours. They also skip like a motherfucker.
I will find out your ways.
wtf refball
excellent defense the whole round anyway
>>68644288
>those fingernails
Covington doesn't know how to pass to well, or ground and pound
For the people claiming this is boring, it is, BUT the first 3 mins before he fall into guard, you might want to study where the dude's hips are, that was called a wrestlers ride, dude doesnt know how to land good GNP but a guy like Brock, riding you, he was in the same spot and when you get ridden like that, you're not gonna get up
>>68644288
dis nigga been using his hair as a napkin
>>68644313
>I'm vega-
didnt read
>>68644313
>cant go out to a restaurant without having to check the menu before going in
>>68644293
i don't normally watch wrestlefucking i just like watching lanklets get shut down
>>68643617
because she's getting hit by a 115 pound girl
>>68644313
>I'm fucking vegan.
Heres your (you) you attention loving faggot
>all this, and right back to closed guard
f*ck
manure be like "get in my guard bro"
>>68644302
>uk flag
>posts disgusting shit
checks out
Fuck this Colby faggot
Covington shot is ok, but he's a rider, watching take the back and then shove a leg in, he's going to ride him,
His next step in evolution is either being brave enough to GNP or force the scramble and sub the guy, instead he's sort of resorting to sport wrestling rules and getting points with his ride time
who /1st place on tapology/ here?
>>68644419
yeah totes buddie
Vegan reporting in
Lankman could have got up but he went for that retarded leglock
>>68644474
i wanna fucking pizza so bad.
requesting a webm of that spin kick at the top of the first
Nice 50/50 guard work from Menuier
and holy shit Covington canceled out 50/50 with a scramble back into a ride
lol those people in the crowd going WOOO
>>68644514
I'm gonna order up a pie in a couple hours. Hole in the wall mom and pop joint, not chain pizza.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>68643581
>"Error: reload page and try again"
>>68644492
my mouth just came
someone permaheem the person screamming in the audience please
jesus fucking christ
>>68644492
that looks amazing
post more food while we wait for this fight to end
throw some elbows burger
>>68644480
of course you needed to announce it, go eat a bag a tofu dicks
>>68644492
Is this a How To Basic video?
So in wrestling theres a divide between small man wrestling and big man wrestling.
Coby here fights like a heavier man, i have a suspicion he probably wrestled at LHW or MW, heavier weights because they're so big they specialize in riding/sitting on the dude to get points
Look at the smaller guys like Frankie, TJ and Cruz, lots of Div I wrestlers who are light, they specialize in scrambling so fast pace offensive sets like shooting and fast pace defensive sets, like getting up and scrambling out
Post yfw People get bored of the ufc because it's geared towards Wrestlers rubbing against eachother the whole fight
>>68644492
do americans like to eat fish?
>That spinning stuff
he /leefy/
teem happy
>>68644657
Nobody cares about sweatymanhug
I'm glad it's over
This fucking yank cant sink a hook to save his life
big rear naked
him tappie.
Guys what's Tower Seven?
>>68644672
people that live near the coasts or lakes do
![Maxing your crafting skills [Omurice].webm](https://i.imgur.com/Bpjlrkc.jpg "Maxing your crafting skills [Omurice]")
>>68644654
no lad
>choking someone from behind
this semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>68644692
cheese? too much 2bh
>>68644289
Kys 189er
>>68644668
UFC has been shit for a while now. The classic era of LHW is over. It's just manlets now.
>LOOK AT MIGHTY MOUSE GOYS, AREN'T YOU IMPRESSED BY HOW MANLETS MOVE?
fucking hell
Is it possible to sound more dudebro than this guy?
>>68644750
IKR.. Mma has a luck factor in it which makes it exciting but less so than Boxing.
13 world champs babyyyyyyyyyyy
Covington went full Matt Hughes on his ass.
>calling out maia
kek
>i'm coming
you're going nowhere at WW bro
>this nobody thinks he can compete with GSP
lmao
>>68644642
Nah I already ate my greens for the day
Thats how you do it guys.
Call out who you want next.
It makes us more invested in your career.
>>68644657
It seemed like he was looking for an arm-triangle or similar in attached videograph, but went back to control
>>68644817
This dude sounds like he's short a few brain cells
>>68644817
Fucking thrash, and now he called out Maia. Maia making him his bitch when?
Did he just call out Damien Maia... Why would he do that. Maia's BJJ is fucking evil.
>he wants to grapple with Maia
Please put this smug fuck against Maia.
I want Demien to toy with him.
>this boring ass faggot calling out Maia and Dong
>hurr I could beat GSP
>this faggot thinks he can beat Kim or Maia
LESBO TIME
>it's a girl fight
time to make dinner
Why are people booing him?
A wrestler who specializes in riding, might give a BJJ player like Maia, who needs cage walls for takedowns a lot of problems, But i also see Maia having better GNP and submissions, But god i would love to see Coby vs Maia
>>68644712
what is the purpose of the american spurdo meme?
>he wants maia
>>68644803
Maybe has to do with more strict drug testing?
Smaller guys are always going to be fast and some have freaky power for their weight.
RANDA
It was a fun fight you mongs
Yoooo whadd up on a link?
Team Randa
So my several streams to choice all have something like 'error reload'
Is it just blocking adblock?
Randa will get smashed
>>68644749
I want this
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE ME FIGHT GSP?
Iraq's own Randa Markos vs. the lesbian who actually helps cancer patients unlike some wmma fighters
>>68644957
(you)fc.tv
>>68644981
only if you're motivated (tm)
>womens MMA
i fucking hope the new owners get rid of these bitches.. i could beat 100% of female mma fighters.
Why would i wanna watch these fucking whores when they couldn't beat the average 18 year old off the street.
>>68645004
Fuck off
>>68644932
They're saying boourns.
>>68644948
It is the drug testing. <1% of men would be lean and muscular enough to be in LHW or HW
And manlets dont have power. They never knock anyone out.
>>68644878
you have a good eye. The arm triangle was wide open, Lookng at Coby though i dont think he knew he could have hit, his sub game seems under developed, look like instead he was focusing on a half nelson to keep his opponent's neck and head down to maintain his ride
WAR RANDA
Is this Isis Love's sister?
I just jerked off to Isis the other night.
>>68644907
I know Maia would choke-fuck him but at least fighting against Dong they could get spinny together.
>>68645020
this
>He actually thought he had a chance at beating the manlet God
how much did randa miss weight by?
>>68644994
literally flat
Randa seems like she's not careful enough
This card is nowhere near as good as efn yesterday.
>he picks his favorite wmma fighter based on attractiveness
This is Jocelyn's wife
Randa vs Dylan ryders sister. Not sure who to root for
>>68644976
I'm getting the same thing. I don't know why.
>>68645038
Mcgregor could KO most welterweights without a doubt. He's a manlet no? or do you mean 155>
I think 170 is the perfect weight.. Always stacked with talent
who /ottawa/ here?
>>68645086
>He picks his favorite male MMA fighter based on attractiveness
>>68645075
pound and a half
>>68645086
>implying there is anything else notable about WMMA fighters
>>68645095
not bad desu
>>68645102
wat
>>68645020
yeah
but normies buy into this shit so there's 0 chance this will happen
>>68644935
wtf is that
what is the height cap for manlets?
>>68645020
>i could beat 100% of female mma fighters
I take it you're decently big, fairly in shape and have a passable knowledge of a legit combat sport?
>>68645136
Lybarger is Dylan ryders younger sister
>>68645171
Anything under 6ft3 is a manlet.
>>68645020
it's the only watchable women's sport
>>68645171
5'11"
>>68645171
There' are manlets over 6'
>>68645171
5'10
>>68645192
muh dick
>>68645155
pizza hut middle east
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64
markos looks hot t bh
would
>>68645195
6'5*
>>68645140
because casuals think a good 'scrap' is the be all end all even if there's zero technical ability on display
>>68645171
6'3"
Girls these days are even 6'0"
>>68645116
>sudbury
>tfw justexisting
>>68645171
Anything under 5'8" = manlet.
>>68645236
>when a girl is eye level without highheels or anything
Any streams?
>>68645214
I want it so bad
>>68645020
You couldn't even beat a baby you yellow toothed twat
>>68645187
Boxed since i was 12 now 20, i'm 5ft10 13stone.. shredded.
i would literally KO these sluts it would be horrible.
is randa markos white?
>>68645287
here we go
>clapnadians
>>68642667
i really fucking hate babies. look at its fat fucking legs. i just want to punch it in the face. batman. fuck off cunt.
>>68645257
5ft9 manlet detected
>>68645318
Only Brown people who can be classed as white.. are southern euros.
If you're shorter than 5ft 10 inches, you're a manlet.
That hair color is shit. She looks retarded.
>>68645260
>when you have to look up at a girl
>canada cheering for an iraqi immigrant who trains at Michigan Top Team
>>68645260
christ. it doesn't happen often but i get shook when it does. at 6'1 i cringe when women even get close to 5'10, thanks 4chan
>still showing ads for Rumble vs Glover
>>68645364
Good thing the cutoff isn't 5'11 or Mark Hunt would be a manlet
>ALL THESE BULLDYKES LESBO TWATS
Welp. I knew the sport would eventually get taken over by them.
Now the customary piss break is a MANDATORY piss break.
>LETS GO MARKOS
>We want the WWE audience
>>68645287
>Bragging about being able to beat up women
Wow such a tough guy
>>68645384
>cut from the UFC
>>68645385
>when you have to look up at a girl
imagine if that was rumble punching you
>>68645384
DAMN
>>68645467
>yfw Brock flying arm bars Hunto
>>68645192
do you think she's ever jacked it to dylan
i mean she is a dyko
>those pitter patter punches
lmao power pls
>>68645287
If those stats are true, then yea senpai, you have my vote.
>>68645431
>he thinks "lets go___" is limited to WWE
lol
randa is love
imagine if that was a tko stoppage
>>68645318
She would be when I was done with her.
BAGDAD IN THE HOUSE
>>68645467
What hairstyle does Brock have?
>>68645384
LMFAO
>>68645434
>Cut cause she lost to the top 5 women in the division
>Goes to Invicta and immediately becomes the champ
>>68645480
>When you have to look at a girl
>>68645431
some serb trash was questioning if i could beat up women with 15% slower reaction time... less muscle mass, weaker muscle..
just letting him know, Btw,, i'd ko ur fatass too americans can't box. Atleast if you're a white american. what is it with White americans and not being able to box?
>>68645501
>do you think she's ever jacked it to dylan
100%
Wouldn't you?
>>68645480
there are two tall chicks at my new office and they always complain about guys asking them how tall they are
>tfw still barely taller than them when they wear heels
whew
>>68645576
dadhawk
THE RED KING
tried to sleep, tossed and turned thinking about pre-prelims
fight is life...
>>68645467
brock gonna hit dat dere berimbolo on hunt
>>68645260
reminds me of family friend who married a guy that was about 5'6"
she was 6'2"
>>68645598
she should have rashad's job she can actually read
>>68645384
>didn't win the TUF
>cut from the UFC
>beating literally who's in Invicta
Damn niggerettes
>>68645615
>Bragging about being able to beat women
Bet you're a tough lad eh? Come through to my gym, we teach kids like you respect pretty fast.
>>68645666
VICIOUS SHOTS
Is she actually a fasting muslima?
>>68645418
he's probably 5'9 given how ufc inflates/mismeasures fighters. not that it matters, he's still a mountain pic related
>>68645615
>some serb trash
Whoah, what's that all about. I was only asking to see if you were a fatass keyboard warrior. I know men are physically superior to women. That's why i asked are you a passable fighter with an ok body, and not a world class MMA fighter.
>>68645799
Link?
>>68645778
boxing gloves, no head gear , 3 x 3 rounds and we'll see
I have yet to see one White american who could throw a decent fucking punch
>>68645799
it was me
This is awful. Cut both these lames.
>>68645799
oops my bad
OH GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE! HE HAS HIS NECK THERE!
nooo he's fine.
> womans fight instinct
the trainers literally have to tell them exactly what do
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>>68645882
>This is awful. Cut both these lame divisions.
FTFY
this level of wmma is like going to watch a local show of male fighters in bumfuck montana
Joslyn James vs joslyn jones
>>68645871
>boxing gloves
What a pussy.
>>68645907
>Starting a new thread at such an early hour
>>68645846
muhammad is insecure because he has a glass chin, don't worry
This Legend of Billie Jean looking bitch needs to go back to RFA.
>>68645937
I've watched bumfuck regional US MMA, it's great. Even at ammy level they fight hard and rarely give up.
>>68645666
>I was throwin' a lot of those punches and strikes with bad intentions
>>68645116
moving to Montreal soon, I'll probably take a look at Ottawa too
>>68646054
same man, our local fights are usually filled with high energy brawls by dudes that have been training for a month until the main event which is usually more technical.
>>68643193
Wondering the same thing senpai
>>68645618
i will tomorrow
>>68642517
McDowell
Cote
o'conner
OAM
Laturno
Level change isn't even a thing.
>He listens to a bunch of stoner fags and failed comedians instead of based Brian Stann
Our boy Alvey returning tonight!!
Is it me or is Elias a huge douche? I heard him on periscope one time and he sounded like a complete annoying stereotypical atheist
y leaf nigs look so mixed?
>>68646648
Elias is an enormous, egotistical douche, yes. I trained with him a few times. Type of dude who if you complimented him, he'd be like "haha! Yeah, I know!". He's also been on a bunch of reality shows and game shows here. Dude loves to see himself on TV.
I always root against him.
