>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST
5 Round Welterweight Main Event:
Rory MacDonald (18-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (12-1-0)
Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (29-7-0) vs. Patrick Cote (23-9-0)
Light Heavyweight
Steve Bossé (11-2-0) vs. Sean O'Connell (17-7-0)
Lightweight
Olivier Aubin-Mercier (7-2-0) vs. Thibault Gouti (11-1-0)
Women's Strawweight
Valérie Létourneau (8-4-0) vs. Joanne Calderwood (10-1-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:30pm ET / 5:30pm PT / 1:30am BST
Lightweight
Jason Saggo (11-2-0) vs. Leandro Silva (19-3-1)
Light Heavyweight
Misha Cirkunov (11-2-0) vs. Ion Cutelaba (11-1-0)
Middleweight
Tamdan McCrory (14-3-0) vs. Krzysztof Jotko (17-1-0)
Bantamweight
Joe Soto (15-5-0) vs. Chris Beal (10-2-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm BST
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou (11-1-0) vs. Sam Alvey (26-7-0)
Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos (5-3-0) vs. Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger (6-2-0)
Welterweight
Colby Covington def Jonathan Meunier via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
Flyweight
Ali Bagautinov def Geane Herrera via unanimous decision(30-27)
Schaub
Would you have helped Randa sweat out that last pound and a half?
>>68645966
Yeah who wouldnt
>bitch couldn't manage to make weight even though the new weight cut procedure was implemented
Cut her
Any streams pls?
valerie vs jojo should be the only girl fight on this card. this is shit.
Lesbian porn
Ngannou
i live in ottawa and ive never had a shawarma
they are fucking everywhere
they will overtake tim hortons soon
>>68645966
I'd gladly pick up a couple towels from the hotel lobby for her.
>>68645966
>>68646009
should've just shaved her head
>>68646059
I like schwarma.
>>68646007
Gay people
People in relationships
People with decent standards
People who don't want some flabby red haired dyke looking bitch
>randa half as mobile as hendo at half the age
>>68646059
You're missing out
>"SHE'S LOOKING FOR THAT STUPID SPIN"
The new live stats thing on Fight pass is bretty based
Didn't Saddam have some crazy super-size artillery project back in the 80s?
>>68646059
that's cultural appropriation
>>68646129
lol heard that too.
>THE AMOUNT OF BULLDYKES TAKING OVER THE WOMEN DIVISIONS IN THIS FUCKING SPORT
CUSTOMARY PISS BREAKS ARE NOW
MANDATORY PISS BREAKS
WEW LADS
>>68646175
Yes, Mostapha al-Turk
>>68646110
Her red hair looks dumb. Looked better not dyed
>>68646234
what's the proper wrist to wear your watch on?
left wrist master race
Pillow-fisted Dykes
why is this blond fuck so afraid of groundfighting
>>68646175
t. George Bush
>>68646059
shwarma palace on carling is pretty dope
>>68646285
holy shit sauce
>>68646285
that was a good piss
Okami vs Chris Leben is finally over
>>68646285
HIGH TEST
>>68646285
>posting porn
>fake tits
>>68646320
kek
>her wife
>>68646285
oh jesus
>>68646285
hnnng
>these fucking guys
Who is the MMA equivalent of JUST?
>tfw theres a halifax style donair place in ottawa but its kinda far away to walk to
its at centretown
anyone been there?
>jon anik is a good commentator
saddams revange
are cuss words haram?
Randa a qt :33
>>68646389
Aldo. Also Faber.
>>68646285
why do all you nerds act like this bitch isn't horrifically obese?
>>68646268
Left wrist.
Only queers wear it on the right one.
>>68646329
>Projecting
>>68646340
HEY NOW, BE CAREFUL
B A S E D
F I G H T F U
>>68646389
Gray Maynard
I want to be friends with detroit superstar
>>68646337
>Fake tits
You're a fucking moron
the lack of bunda in this thread is appalling
>>68646394
>it aint me starts playing
>>68646389
Haunted Housey
>not calling out an opponent
She was calling out Paige a while back on twitter and now was her chance. Lame.
>>68646389
>>68646234
>>THE AMOUNT OF BULLDYKES TAKING OVER THE WOMEN DIVISIONS IN THIS FUCKING SPORT
wow, really puzzling that women's MMA is made up of brainy little asian doctors and attractive blonde economists.
I love it but t's a last-chance sport, face it.
>>68646461
I like this answer
>>68646389
McMeme
Pettis 100%
>>68646461
this, what a fall from grace lmao
>>68646389
Karo Parysian
god i hate both of their faces
randa has been 2 fights away of getting fined for sayin magic word on fox
>>68646447
virgin
>>68646448
You're posting to a message board, in a browser, with access to the internet..................
Takes roughly 3.5 seconds to google it.
>tfw i watched Mir vs JDS instead of this fight
>>68646494
What did he mean by this?
God please let Sam smash this fucking Will Graham looking faggot
is Sam Alvey about to get fucked up?
Goddamn theodorou is man pretty
>>68646269
>The city of wmma
cut your hair
>>68646545
Yes
FUCKING REALLY?
God what a faggot song to walk out to. fuck this literally /r/mma goof. I hope he gets smashed.
>>68646389
gus
>>68646432
It's because opposites attract. People who are a bit effeminate really like manly shoulders on women; people who have massive complexes about the sizes of their genitalia really like cartoonishly oversized breasts.
This isn't trolling by the way do a simple google search there are a few psychology research articles on it.
HE'S COMING IN TO THAT FUCKING SOUL SISTER SONG. MY GOD I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO SEE SOMEONE GET BEAT UP SO BADLY IN MY LIFE.
Time for Sam Alvey's wife to make my peepee hard
>>68646572
This. Annoying as shit.
Sam Alvey's smile fucking creeps me out. Like he is painfully stretching his face into something that appears like human elation.
I do not buy what he's selling. Not from those dead eyes.
>mfw I could heem every average bloke in here
>>68646481
Not for people like McGoober, Rory, Thompson, GSP and the likes.
Only the runts see it as a last-chance sport and that's why they never amount to much for a long time.
The happy song + smiling meme could take him a long way.
>>68646572
How does it feel that goofy fuck could hold you down, punch your face in and fuck your mother right in front of you while you're fucking paralyzed with fear.
Remember when Marreta did this?
>>68646497
>Mark Kerr vs every fat keyboard warrior
>>68646595
how good would it feel to be heeming the fuck out of the ginger with the grinning ear to ear gimmick
Glass jawed Alvey will be good enough and lucky enough to get the win
>>68646269
Damn, that precision and technical expertise
call SI, we've finally found the female GSP
>>68646625
>mfw i'm about to get heemed by a gay man
>Gangsters Paradise
noice
AND NOW SOME DUDE IS COMING OUT TO GANGSTA'S PARADISE
MAN I HOPE BOTH OF THEM JUST GET SMASHED
>>68646389
Pettis and Aldo.
>>68646504
hated that cunt since tuf 5
>the dichotomy of these walkout songs
Based walkout from Elias, hope he heems this reddit faggot
>coolio
Now THIS is a walkout song
>>68646624
H doesn't buy it either. Smiling going into a fight is completely unnatural, his smile especially so. He's trying to market himself.
>Gangsta's paradise
My boy
Sam "Reddit" Alvey is about to get KTFO
>this song
what a meme
p4p best looking fighter?
>>68646665
honestly I think Alvey has the experience and power to put away Elias. I could see Elias winning by UD though.
>>68646656
It wouldn't feel good to hurt anyone.
>>68646726
It's Reddit vs Twitter, basically.
>le reddit man vs le 4chan husbando
what a meme fight
>>68646707
It's a gay song you wigger teen
Alvey doesn't even look in shape. Got a damn muffin top
>gangsta's paradise
i like this... i think
>Gangsta Paradise
>vs whatever shit the first one was
We may be witnesses to murder, lads.
>>68646637
Elias is a shit tier fighter.
I could heem him via dickslap.
>>68646730
>mfw i beat Chris cuck again
why are we so blind to see?
i hate both of thees faggots
>>68646751
No it isn't it's based youre probably too young to remember when it came out. Probably don't even know what movie it's from.
Heem jesus vs Steve from work.
my fight pass is a bit wonky
keep having to refresh
and it rewinds during walkouts
>>68646761
don't pretend you didn't know it was Justin Bieber
My money is on ginger Bisbong
>>68646650
pussy gnp rules ruined kerr and coleman
How the fuck can you be in such awful shape and be a professional fighter? I don't understand
>>68646792
it's a p diddy style complete rip off of the original song that adds nothing
>>68646738
Easily
this dudes face is worse than werdums meme mug
Alvey KO lets gooo
"MEMEIN SAM ALVEY"
Why is Ellias appropriating black culture?
>>68646738
what about Jouban?
attempt number 2:
THEY BOOED MY BOY
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
is Theodorou the greatest meme fighter on the hole roster? he fights like a black prison inmate
wtf is Elias doing
>Elias
>Cardio king
Damn Elias fights like a goofy fuck.
what is this fucking guy doing
>>68646903
mewving
oh god elias is going to get knocked out
are they gonna fight or just dance?
elias moves like a amatuer. Koed before the round is over.
Elias looks like a complete faggot when he fights, I cant believe this guy has any fans
>>68646899
What kind of prison inmate throws kicks?
Theodorou is stealing all his stances from Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Nyquil: The Fight
>men's """""""""""""mma""""""""""""""""""
i hope reddit man wins
lol elias is fucking memeing
>HE COULD BE THE NEXT GSP
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My sides.
lol wtf is this fight??
shut up big john it's not against the rules to have an open hand
>>68646921
I am so confused with what he is doing. he looks like he's trying to bait Alvey to come forward so he can shoot.
Nice and flowy Elias
>>68646951
Kek
>These meme kicks that aren't landing
>pitty patter leg kicks
>this """fight"""
>>68646948
many and they look as good as his meme kicks. just pay attention to the fight. You'll see the inmate in his fighting style.
WOW this is some truly awful technique
this is embarrassing
just got home lads, how were the other fights? did Randa look good? did Geane Herrera cry like a faggot?
theadoro knows his legs aren't that long right?
>Close it
>Sorry
kek'd
What a fucking meme fest
>Alvey doing nothing but looking for a counter that isn't going to be there
>canadian memestriking
wrestlefucks are better than this desu
i thought the smiling guy would be able to back up his arrogance but hes just a slow flat footed faggot who does nothing
Be playful in there!
>sorry
lol sam just waiting for him to gas
This is fucking awful. I'm going to kill myself if I keep watching this bullshit. This is what makes you rethink why you watch this """"""sport"""""
residentsleeper
You now realize Silva was never the goat, mw was just the shittiest division
Not impressed with Prime Minister Theodorou.
Is Elias white?
10-9 theodoru based on a dance off
fuck this fight
this kicks are full of shit
how the fuck does such a shit tier athlete compete in the ufc
10-9 Elias
this is literally not a fight
Big John really is the GOAT ref
Would you join her?
>>68647034
Do us all that favour. PLEASE.
>Sam "Reddit" Alvey throwing 3 strikes the entire round.
>>68646994
story?
>>68646980
yeah, I thought so too
>>68647045
i was talking to my buddy about how gsp is the true goat and how silva just beat up stand and bangs with brain damage
9-9
>having your pregnant wife in your corner
could go very wrong 2bh
wat did i jus watch m8
>>68647006
>tfw he was really funny but went way too far and ended up in federal prison
>>68646994
damn ido portal movement seminars really have changed since he started to train fighters.
>>68647099
spontaneous miscarriage when she realizes how shit you are at fighting
>>68647077
No, he isn't. He thinks he's part of the show and refs how he thinks the rules should be, not how they are.
>Alvey getting advice from his gf
>>68647121
kek
at least sam got angry at the end. Just go for it sam, do it for your qt pixie gf
>>68647131
They don't think it be like i do but it is
>>68647127
KEK
>>68647095
Too bad him getting heemed by a wop manlet will tarnish his record. Hughes loss is acceptable though.
>Big John telling Elias to keep his fucking fist closed
I sure hope this guy refs Jones vs Cormier and gets that criminal cheating nigga to close his fucking fist. That eye poke in their first fight was a game changer
>>68647120
what did he do? I also heard an other anon mention this guy getting arrested.
Alvey getting frustrated? I feel like I'm watching You Got Served
any streams available for this me laddo's?
next muffin top
elias content to just kick arms the entire night
>Le spam meme kicks the entire fight
>Literal 0(zero) boxing this entire fight
>>68647193
http://www.reddit.com/r/mmastreams
this is a fucking joke
reminder sam's wife is hot as fuck
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
Jesus this clinch work is dog shit
that fucking takedown attempt
>mfw this fight
>>68647186
Or the fighter can just ignore the warnings since it's not against the rules.
Cut both these guys 2bh...or feed them a guy like Romero who will just bloody them up.
>>68647024
Hey now, Elias isn't on us. Everyone here fucking hates that guy.
>>68647295
kek
19-19
alvey needs to stop waiting elias can take a fucking beating
i can tell theodoru was a nerd and didn't play any sports as a kid...
Everything he does looks so unnatural, nothing has power on it at all
>the left forearm has eaten kicks
These guys don't deserve to be in Fight Pass
Have either of these guys ever do any clinch work before?
They both look completely lost, just grabbing each other
Mewvment was a mistake
R1:10-8 Memeadoru
R2:10-9 Memeadoru
tristar looks like shit tonight
pathetic horn for a pathetic fight
>that horn
come on, more air pressure
>>68647338
It's like both of these guys are only in the UFC because of their gimmicks.
christ, even the horn sounded shit
20-16 Theodoreu
>>68647338
my nigga is that what you think nerds look like?
>keep mewving you're gonna win
meme magic
this is boring, i'm going to the bathroom
>>68647369
so far...
thanks Firas
20-18 Spartan
thats a really shit fighr
>>68647369
firas is a meme coach who lucked his way into gsp (who jackson trained up) and rory, who learned it all from gsp
>>68647295
What does this have to do with cucks?
>>68647338
He was a skater stoner faggot. He is incredibly unlikeable.
This is the worst UFC fight I've seen since Markos vs Jones-Lybarger
>>68647369
Wonderboy win confirmed then
>>68647406
>Point fight!
>You could do this for another 30 minutes!
30 minutes of this and I would kill myself, fuck Elias what a piece of shit.
How can Elias think he can be a top 10 guy let alone the champ fighting like this
this fight is light years technical display - if you idiots only knew how amazing Theodorou is as a technical fighter!!
Alvey should just start getting pissed off and bang in the pocket. This meme is trash
elias with the meme striking and alvy with the garbage kickboxing literally only attempting to pressure him twice in 5 minutes wtf.
horn broke down so they asked Alveys wife to queef the end of the round
>>68647381
Probably doesn't have any gas left cause the guy has been huffin all of it just to get through this "fight"
Why does everything Elias throw look so fucking goofy
>>68647447
lel
>yfw this is how conor will beat nate in the rematch
>>68647429
This is 4chan. Everything is cucks all the time.
lads i'm really bored, have nothing to do tonight or tomorrow, should i do a line of mcat?
this fight
MMA = circleglove
Its condit vs diaz all over again
>>68647427
Don't hate. They have produced a lot of top talent.
>Sage
>Duffy
>When Rashad went there to help GSP
>GSP
>Rory
>>68647338
>spinning backfist into opponent's shoulder
>>68647497
this is condit tier bs
Where were you when the Elias meme was confirmed for shit.
please remind me to never watch elias again
great win for Elias
quick name a fighter slower than smilin sam alvey
One-sided fight
34-23 Elias
Theodorou is so shit
>>68647494
the medical college admission test is no joke dude
>>68647470
fucking kek
>watching men's MMA
Can't wait for Ronda to come back and save this sport.
>>68647586
BUT HE'S THE NEXT GSP??!??!?!
Goddamn this fight sucks.
Elias should be cut anyways, not even memeing
no takedowns no groundgame nada
15minutes of time wasting holy shit give me my time back or else
What a shit fucking fight
Big John making up his own rules tonight
29-28 Alvey
what the fuck
>>68647586
both of them should be cut desu
everytime theodoru throws one of them pathetic front kicks a straight right is there ALL DAY..
Does it frustrate anyone else that the average 14 year old down the boxing gym has better hands than a fucking ufc fighter?
199 was TOO good
elias won so many fans tonight! wow!
WHO BARNCAT HERE?
>>68647601
i dont think this semen smiling sport is for me
30-27 Alvey
All Theodorou did was meme the whole fight
Holy hell a fight that's more boring than wmma
GARBAGE FIGHT.
is alvey trying to get cut?
lol raising his arms at the end
>hands up
he should be fucking embarrassed
>>68647458
underrated post niggas
cut elias, alvey can at least get heems
>actually, I'm a UFC fighter
Kalib Starnes is a coach now at tristar
Nobody wants to engage tonight...
Shit card already
>he though he won
Do you think Alvey smiles when he cries
>Sam Alvey raising his hands in victory after that performance
What a meme
Elias = trash.
At least I don't have to listen to faggots talking about this literal meme fighter anymore.
>raising your hands after that
>>68647456
He's a complete narcissist. He goes on a bunch of TV shows and always introduces himself (not is introduced as, says it him-fucking-self) as the best middleweight in Canada. The dude is his own biggest fan.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUT THAT FAGGOT NOW!!!!!!!!
I hope the judges fuck this one up
>""""""""""""mens"""""""""""" mma
what a fucking shitshow
>>68647684
Really?
With all those memekicks?
only casuals didn't like that fight
>>68647586
yeah but I'd bounce on his dick no homo
17-11 elias
>>68647742
what was his endgame?
>29-28
beautiful work champ
poo fite
gn heem
>NO INTERVIEW
lol
Why are you guys mad ad Elias? At least he threw strikes. Alvey just stood there.
>>68647777
witnessed
Elias such a meme mang. How does he have KO's on his record?
What a pathetic loss for Alvey.
how could you be proud of a fight like that? I understand staying out of range, but that was basically running. Sam still sucks for only being able to stand and bang but elias is still shit.
Even though the fight was shit, it was still an impressive win. Good tactic against a dangerous guy.
>>68647787
Only casuals would say Elias fought bad. The fight was shit however.
>>68647742
this is like condit on steroids
Possibly the worst fight Ive ever seen
>>68647638
Literally no one thinks that.
>>68647691
probably one of my favorite guys, he's had a pretty interesting career.
kalib starnes vs nate quarry esque joe
Rory MacDonald vs. Stephen Thompson
Donald Cerrone vs. Patrick Côté
Steve Bossé vs. Sean O'Connell
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Thibault Gouti
Valérie Létourneau vs. Joanne Calderwood
Jason Saggo vs. Leandro Silva
Misha Cirkunov vs. Ion Cutelaba
Tamdan McCrory vs. Krzysztof Jotko
Chris Beal vs. Joe Soto
enough
in russia it's a 29-28 alvey
>>68647865
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>68647742
lmao. Got one of Alvey running to the cage with Eli on his back?
>>68647728
>lol raising his arms at the end
It worked for Raphael Carvalho against Melvin.
Honestly as shitty of a fight this was I respect Elias for simply fighting smart and getting a free win out of it. At some point Alvey needed to have some urgency yet he didnt, and the faggot raises his hands after too.
>>68647772
sounds like your mad, did he fuck your bitch?
>>68646994
The fuck happened here?
>>68647862
oh fuk i didn't realize the barncat was fighting tonight
>>68647691
BASED NYAN CAT
>>68647827
Because he's a dick and his fights are always shit.
>>68647872
gave me flashbacks to Maynard vs Guida
How are you guys doing with your picks?
>>68647691
>>68647862
B
A
R
N
C
A
T
Been a fan for ages. He really upped his game in his time out of the ufc.
>>68647845
you forgot your /s
>>68647874
>Chris Beal vs. Joe Soto
>Beal has lost his last 2 after going DOWN a division
>Soto has lost his last 3 fights
What a meme fest
>>68647874
fuck off
>>68647918
Holy hell, my man
>>68647895
Why would I be mad? I just don't like the guy. No one does. He always comes off as a cocky idiot.
>>68647943
soto got robbed in his last fight, all 3 of his losses were competitive
that stupid fucking song. is that rampage raping by the way?
>>68647862
lol whats the story behind this? Was joe talking shit?
>>68647943
TWO MEN
WITH NOTHING TO LOSE
>>68647936
yeah he fucked up those dudes in Bellator. I wish had webms of his fights.
>a technical black fighter
rare to find those
>future
has anyone walked out to march madness? that shit would be wild
wasn't Theodorou's fault. he's been in plenty of fine fights.
it's the exact same situation with Eddie Alvarez when he fought Pettis. He was allowed to fight in a boring way because his opponent sucked at doing anything about it.
Alvey decided he wanted to be a scarecrow.
alvey really needs to be cut just because of this fight
he did nothing for 15 min, even in the last round when he was losing
>>68647994
>all 3 of his losses were competitive
Not the Birchak one
>>68647996
>Rory
>>68648008
They buds iirc.
Why do the prelims have to be on FS2? Why does my cable package not have FS2? This is terrible.
>>68647946
no u fuck off
ke te jodan
puta
>Elias
>Patrick Cote
Why are the fighters from the east better looking?
>>68648008
No...he was just hyped up after a scintillating victory
isn't Joe soto the dude that dilashit fucked up for the belt last year?
>>68647996
Betting on macdonald by ko in rd1 HAHAHAHAHAH
He's going to get Lit up like a christmas tree then take him down... for 3 rds
This should be good.
>>68648008
nah he just won his first fight back in the UFC like he never left and gave Joe a super hard high five
>>68647996
holy shit you picked rory by r1 ko? are you insane?
>>68648043
top kek
>+100 (underdog)
seriously UFC?
>Chris Beel
>>68648043
yo, what the fuck yo
>>68648086
>>68648065
Oh it look like he broke Joes manlet hand. nevermind.
>>68648079
promiscuous french women and high density of natives
>>68648008
It was his first time back in the UFC in like 6 years. he was pumped.
>>68648063
Wonderboy's losing tonight, lad
>>68647938
casual spotted
>>68648110
If the other guy is -105 then yes, he's an underdog.
>>68648190
>natives
>good looking
>>68648110
I love Mark Hunt, but if Brock can take him down the fight is over.
When is my boy, Gunny "The White Ape" Nelson fighting for the belt?
>>68648043
why did that dumbfuck run head first into the cage? No wonder that dumbfuck is always smiling, because he's dumb as fuck - dumbfuck
BODYSHOTS
>>68648268
they should just say pick-em for both in that case
that spread is totally due to vig
>>68647826
its because they are short on time because of the decisions.
Literally every card yesterday was better than this.
>>68647862
if someone high fived me like that I'd put a knife in his neck
The first round will tell us exactly who is going to win tonight. We don't know where Rory's head is at, or if his chin isn't deleted, whereas Wonderboy should have all the confidence in the world.
If Rory doesn't crumble in the first round, he's winning.
>>68648297
Why is he "the white Ape"
you trying to say Black people are apes...?
fucking racist cunt reported.
>>68648214
Rory is too durable and well rounded. Wondermeme will probably get heemed because he always keeps his hands down.
>>68648297
after maia subs lawler
>>68648297
after the black ape tyron woodley
>>68648048
Alvey is too good for the local circuits and too shit for the UFC. They need to just feed him cans that will bang.
>>68648280
yeah you get the best bannock ass that Canada offers.
>>68647862
ouch lol
>>68646630
GSP made the most, Brock was close behind, but no one else comes is in the same universe - especially since the Reebok deal.
Pretty sure Rory sees this all clearly: looks at the retired fighters like Chuck, Wandy, big Nog, et al., and realizes the future isn't as bright as it used to be for mma fighters.
Beal looks good
>>68648358
no because Brock literally looks like an ape. are you really that stupid to realize that Brocks head n massive body make him look like a white silver back?
Joe Soto fucking sucks
>>68648398
he might actually do pretty good in WSOF or Bellator
>>68648063
Rory is a hard motherfucker, and we've never seen Wonderboy overcome adversity.
Rory nearly won 2 of his 3 losses AFTER having gotten busted up.
>aliean invasion
>it aint me starts playing
Fuck Alvey's style of only going for the counter and making the other guy initiate. Elias did the optimal strategy, as lame as it fucking is, but you can't blame a guy for playing to fucking win.
Alvey should have done more. Why would the guy winning the fight put himself at risk?
>>68648441
Really good, vicious combos.
so this is what a fight looks like
>>68648358
this, apes aren't nearly as athletic as black people
>daily reminder that Wonderboy got dropped by Ellenberger
>>68648493
They are more intelligent tho
>>68648398
Send him off to meme it up internationally, I'm thinking EFN, One, Rizin
>>68648469
>Aliean
>American education
>commercial for another Independence Day
>>68648505
Ellenberger has serious power. He just got Tarverdyan'd.
Soto loves losing
Joe Soto literally a shit fighter f-a-m
I feel bad for Soto, he really got thrown to the wolves starting with the TJ thing
>>68648505
Huh? I don't remember that happening. I do remember Ellenberger getting dropped twice though with spinning meme kicks.
Who /eating vegetarian chicken/ here?
>>68648555
He definitely has power, but he's certainly not as good a boxer as Rory. Doesn't bode well for Thompson.
Beal has some decent boxing
Are there any non Brazillians that can fight on their backs?
>>68648555
Edmond is a pretty good career destroyer
>>68648625
He looks a little tired to me though
I dont think he can do this for 15 minutes
>>68648635
Me, but my parents are Brazilian
WHAT A TURNAROUND!!!
>>68648455
True. I'd say no to Bellator, though. After their last fights, do you want to see Alvey/Carvalho?
>>68648529
I like this. Let the chinks marvel at the silly smiling ginger. They'd have no idea what to make of him.
>>68648652
right on cue
Nice roll, Joe
>>68648607
literally no one
>>68646738
naw
1. GSP
2. young Vitor
3. Luke
4. Roger Huerta
5. Sexyama
<<<power gap>>>
25. Shogun
26. Bisping
27. Sage
28. Rampage
<<<power gap>>>
356. Tim Sylvia
<<<power gap>>>
999999. Clay Guida
This nigger just got wobbled from a jab.. from a mexican midget
HAHAHAHA
>The city of Beal
What a fucking meme
STILL A BETTER FIGHT THAN MEMEPASS
>>68648607
i haven't ate in two days because I need to lose 40 pounds in two months
It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar, Joe
>>68648043
Ausbro has region unblocking been broken by fightpass 2.0?
>>68646806
>my fight pass is a bit wonky
>keep having to refresh
>and it rewinds during walkouts
"That's not a problem, that's a feature!"
-- Apple
>>68648707
>no Conor
>no War Machine
>>68648534
Didn't that guy get shot in Orlando the other day?
>>68648744
>I need to lose 40 pounds in two months
Why?
>>68648753
Won't find out until the main card starts
>touchbutt
>>68648763
why because he's black you racist fuck!!!
>>68648744
just eat 3 meals a day, run a few miles in the morning, lift weights in the evening and run until you can't anymore at night.
E V E R Y D A Y
>>68648707
>no Condit
come on bro
THAT MATRIX SHIT
>>68648763
He intentionally spared nogs.
See from the end of that second round that Soto's been training with Ido Portal
>>68648765
probably dropping to FLW to challenge DJ
Good fight
>tfw no black bull to prep before watching this fight
>>68648707
1. Theodorou
2. Joubain
3. Rockhold
4. KJ Noons
>memekick attempt
Soto confirmed losing
>>68648765
got to look sexy for my photo shoot f-a-m>>68648793
negative i won't lose weight training that hard, because i'll have to intake too many calories.
>>68648707
>no george satiropolos
>>68648711
>jab
Go be a casual somewhere else
>>68648782
Yes. Also because he's an obvious faggot and some Muslim just murdered a bunch of those.
Mostly the black thing, though. They get shot a lot.
>>68648847
>got to look sexy for my photo shoot
Are you a 12 year old girl or something
>>68648358
pretty sure it's the tiny head on a huge body thing, bro.
>>68648398
>cans that will bang.
so to speak...right?
you didn't mean porn, did you?
Is this saying true "not all Juggalos are UFC fans but all UFC fans are juggalos?"
>>68648847
Nice bro science you dummy
>>68648890
my nigga I'm a star
>>68648811
Starting to seem like i cant trust the white privilege anymore
>>68648776
I'm getting the "No stream m3u8 found, sorry." so it's connecting but I don't know if my proxy is at fault or no video is loading.
>>68648794
oh shit Condit is top 5 without a doubt
HEEM TAPPY
>Joe please do something
>Joe please throw a punch
>Joe....
>>68648848
>tfw no george sotiropoulos mummy to wake me up in a timely manner
BASED SOTO
>>68648847
protein and veggies M8
2 chicken breasts and a shit load of veggies is like 500 calories and it will keep you full for a long ass time
>>68648915
nice
Thanks aus bro
>>68648915
Even if that landed perfectly it wouldn't have knocked Beal out. Fucking leave meme-kicks to the meme-fighters.
>>68648900
Well, I didn't specifically not mean porn...
>Black people
>Ground game
nicely done
>>68648901
WOOP WOOP
>>68648794
To mexican.
did he just kiss that nigga
>>68648915
Kek, that title
>>68648847
>i won't lose weight training that hard, because i'll have to intake too many calories
>>68648920
>>68648811
>During the standoff, Parker says the shooter, Omar Mateen, asked if there were any black people in the stall where she and her friends were hiding
>'I don't have a problem with black people,' Mateen reportedly said. 'This is about my country. You guys suffered enough'
That's one bad mofo.
>>68648914
it works nigga I already lost 30 pounds in a month and one week! hahahaha fagets have no heart and talk shi0t on Lions who make changes!!!
Stay normal faget
who /eumlatan/ here?
hey heem is it true that food with stuff that has gluten is bad for you? I heard that because of genetically modified wheat, it has 400% more gluten than it had before, and this overload of gluten can cause all kinds of problems
Told you. Beal is a meme
Jiu Jitsu wins again.
Was Soto the one in the suit 2x too big when he did a press event with TJ?
>>68648110
first off the UFC doesnt make the odds Vegas does and yea, it should be way more of an underdog than that. Brock hasnt fought in a long time and he basically gives up when he starts to get hit real bad. Mark Hunt hits hard, really hard, for sure hes the hardest hitter in the UFC and there really isnt a close second. He has improved his grappling tremendously. I think he can stuff brocks takedown pretty easy.
>>68648847
You WONT have to take in too many calories...
You just eat 3 medium sized meals and keep it up... guess what happens when you don't get enough calories for the amount of exercise you're doing... YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
Also eating only 3 meals a day with no snacks gets easy after a few days, just don't break the cycle or you will start feeling hungry more often.
I was in a car crash broke both my legs damage my spine, i was practically on my ass for like 1 and a half years only put on 25lbs of fat.. but i got it off doing what i described in like a month
>>68649051
only on the toilet with my chinese android handheld device
NEW THREAD
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>>68649071
>>68649071
>>68649071
>>68649071
>>68649071
NEW THREAD
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>Let yourself be used as a punching bag until the other guy gets tired
>Choke him out
High level strategy
>>68649039
>>During the standoff, Parker says the shooter, Omar Mateen, asked if there were any black people in the stall where she and her friends were hiding
>>'I don't have a problem with black people,' Mateen reportedly said. 'This is about my country. You guys suffered enough'
source? I haven't seen this at all
>>68649050
>I already lost 30 pounds in a month
You should have a will written up you idiot.
>>68649064
wow youre so smart
>>68649057
>listening to the Real Housewives of San Bernadino
It's time to heem yourself.
>>68649020
Wouldn't surprise me with the way he was grabbing Beal's ass at the end of round 2
>>68648971
This. Do a stir fry with a little teriyaki sauce and some sesame seeds or some shit. Chicken, pile on them veggies, huge meal, no calories.
>>68649057
nothing wrong with GMO's
nothing wrong with gluten for 99% of people
>>68649075
>>68649075
You're thinking of cariaso against mighty mouse.
>>68649132
i'm strong as fuck nigga and look good with my six pack loser hahahahah ajajajaja
>>68649087
nah i'd rather not eat for days at a time and make it happen
>>68649128
it's reported in lots of places
just google orlando shooter black people suffered
>>68649185
>six pack
>is 70 pounds overweight
Okay nelson
>>68649107
worked for Nog for years, but now he has trouble naming the days of the week
>>68648349
>>68648349
>if someone high fived me like that I'd put a knife in his neck
flag check
no surprise
>>68646732
He could do better, but it's still a good one.
>>68647045
No shit, sherlock.
>rory 88.9% takedown defense
>trained with GSP
woooow how surprising
>>68647849
Condit beat the fuck out of Lawler. Not even close.
>>68648034
>He was allowed to fight in a boring way because his opponent sucked at doing anything about it.
I cannot believe there are people unironically saying this.
Your opponent isn't supposed to prevent you from stalling you piece of shit, you're not supposed to stall in the first place. Eddie Alvarez should've had points deducted from him because he didn't even fight Pettis.
You wanna see a fight, watch RDA/Pettis. THAT'S a fight.
