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Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global - Fedor vs Maldonaldo [LIVE]
6/17: WSOF 31 - Ivanov vs Copeland [Main Card @ 9PM ET on NBCSN, Prelims on wsof.com @ 5:45PM ET]
6/17: Bellator 156 - Galvao vs Dantas [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT; Prelims on spike.com @ 7:50 PM EST]
6/18: UFC FN 89 - MacDonald vs Thompson [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS2 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 3:30am bst on FS1]
6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Mwekassa vs Bouzidi
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
News:
>Bisping vs Hendo 2 in the works
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743628545235116032
>fedor to UFC
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743839038755332097
>UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett bouts added
Jan Blachowicz vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Tae Hyun Bang vs. Nick Hein
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Jessin Ayari vs. Emil Weber Meek
Nicolas Dalby vs. Peter Sobotta
Christian Colombo vs. Jarjis Danho
Scott Askham vs. Jack Hermansson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Reza Madadi
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alexander-gustafsson-vs-jan-blachowicz-among-ufc-fight-night-93-additions
>Jorge Masvidal replaces Claudio Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada at UFC 201
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/17/11962058/silva-out-masvidal-in-vs-bahadurzada-at-ufc-201
>UFC FN 89 Weigh-ins @ 5pm ET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46X_VTk4jaM [Open]
Previous thread: >>68578002
I want Bai Ling to beat me up
>>68583776
does she speak two languages
my betting site doesn't have a line on this card. im going to be so mad if maldababo wins
>>68583776
shesd still pretty good looking for her age
How much do you think all this costs them? Performances, dancers, live orchestra and this general grandeur. It must cost a shit ton surely.
Why can't Dana do this bros
>>68583803
only the language of love
>russians
>open minded
lmao
who is with the commentator right now
can wait for Fedor to appear and give a blank stare at those weird white dancers
>>68583845
I hope Dana doesn't start doing this, it's a pointless waste of time
>>68583845
cos danas a neckbeard and wants ufc to be no fun allowed
haha its' gruppa krovi instrumental isn't it?
this russian commentator loves his country and his people so damn much. Holy shit why can't the US be like this? Why aren't we allowed to publicly love our country without crazy liberals attacking us for it?
>>68583845
more than that tiny venue can generate that's for sure
STREAM
PLEASE
>>68583918
IN
TO
PIE
CES
>>68583916
As opposed to padding for time during the prelims showing as the exact same shit over and over and then telling us the KEYS for each fighter
>>68583942
That's something else I was thinking, how are they even profiting here?
Is Putin helping them fund all this shit
>>68583780
>when i win the lottery im getting a revolving woman-chandelier
The maintenance costs must be astronomical
>>68583953
UFC.com
>>68583956
face the pain is literally the only good thing about ufc nowadays
hope whoever buys it just turns it into wwe/pride but keep face the pain
>>68583936
The difference is Russians lover Russia enough to hate her for her problems, Americans just loudly adore their country for no apparent reason
>>68583942
Sup kiwibro. Have you been training gi 3 days a week?
>>68583845
he did it for 189
>>68583953
ufc.tv
>>68584167
Love*
>>68583953
/r/mmastreams
>>68583942
>>68584098
they probably have tv deals keeping them set
fedor returning might be a big deal over there so ticket prices might make it worthwile
>>68583953
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
free with a russian vpn
>>68584219
thanks we are all watching it though
>>68584257
>>68584167
>LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT!!
That mentality is what is wrong with the US
>>68584122
>just turns it into wwe
delete this
>bisping hendo
just hand over the belt first and no one gets hurt
>>68584122
delete your life
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM.....?
...?
HEEEM!
>>68584219
>>68584334
I like it m8
what a mauling!
HEEEEM LATE STOPPYYYYYY
Heem sleepy
Nikolai got murdered
early stoppage
what a beatdown
>>68584167
>calling a country her
cringy shit lad
>>68584576
>>68584519
>>68584523
You guys staying up this late for that russian cock as well?
>>68583985
so much this
I just mute the stream and switch windows while checking occasionally for the next fight face off, it's the same regurgitated shit over and over again
Great technical striking in that finish
Rory esque in his patience, Joe.
>>68579922
Me too (along with physics) and my uni offers plenty of part-time jobs for students. You have no excuse paddy
>>68584680
I watch every EFN, have since their first show on Fite Pass.
>>68584167
I get what you're saying, but a lot of people make up reasons to hate the US, even though their lives are very comfortable. They feel no love for their own country, and have no real reason to hate it.
8/9 rd 1 stoppages
how many more in the next 6?
>>68584646
No its a common historical thing. In every history book they call the country her. It were the term motherland comes from
>>68584646
In Russian countries are gendered, faggot
>>68584680
sure am lad
>>68584378
No, victim mentality is what's wrong with the US.
>doctors that helped me prepare
based natty russian
>>68584845
and directions have colours too or something right?
>>68584680
doing it for fedor...and I dont give a fuck about the Bellator and WSOF cards
>>68584843
it's a cringy historical thing then m8ylado
>>68584646
>calling the country "it" because you're intimidated by women
Beta
>>68584901
That too
>>68585039
>because you're intimidated by women
what does that have to do with anything
do you give your house a gender too
Aw that was nice of them to mention Yasubei. Haven't seen him or his brother fight in ages.
>>68585126
Yeah and my car as well. They're all women. I have a thing about owning a harem.
>>68584938
Not that I'm aware of, I'm not a native speaker soz lad
https://youtu.be/Bh-LQBCWTpE
>>68585074
>one round and his face is this fucked up
fuck the UFC desu lads
>>68584845
In almost all languages is like that i think.
At least latin language have genders for countries
>>68585008
Well you can say that watching half naked men beat flop on top of each other pretty cringey.
Your just not used to that ghetto speak they use so of course you are going to think its cringey because anything different from your social group is going to be cringey you fucking normie
>>68585008
to uneducated plebs maybe
mel gibson with that rich piana color
>>68585276
Gendered nouns are so key
>>68585126
everything that you can enter in is a female anon
what do arnold, red mel gibson and capello have in common?
Why these ruskis are shitting on Brazil?
>>68585292
>you fucking normie
>tumblr filename
oh le irony
>>68585429
Because it's Brazil duh
>Complain constantly about the UFC
>Watch bum as promotions like EFN, Bellator, and WSOF
>Not letting based Mel and Arnie speak normally in English and putting Russian subs underneath
These fucking ruskis sometimes I swear on me mum
>tfw Hulk rips off the locker room door
I got it right or is it 30 minutes until the next fight?
>>68585429
Fedor's opponent is Brazilian
>all those muslims
it's like I'm watching a fight event in France
Angelina Jolie used to be brown at some point in time.
can any russian speakers explain wtf is going on in this segment?
are they just giving meme news?
is it satire?
OHH SHIT OBAMA KEKED
kek what the fuck is going on
They're taking too long, I'm definitely missing Fedor at this rate.
Bullshit.
>>68585501
Fuck off Luke
I though Russia has laws against this sort of thing
Watching this muted at work makes this seem really bizarre
>>68585501
I've seen that image posted multiple times and it's always had retarded (You)bait shit in the comment box next to it
>Turn EFN stream back on
>see Trump dubbed in Russian
guys what's going on
SHOTS FIRED AT OBAMA
lol what the fuck is this. Sides have been wrecked.
>>68585580
Overdubs, memes
wtf is going on russia
>>68585615
Your fault for having a life
>Obama
>Putin
>Trump
What's going on?
Russia isn't still banned is it? One of you lads need to explain, I think quick reply doesn't work but if you do it from the top of the page it should
>>68585615
Bro isn't it like 7pm your time?
Lol why would u miss him?
kek this propaganda in UFC FIGHT PASS
LMAO
How many fits until fedor
AMERICA BTFO
>>68585615
>mfw I have the privilege to share a first name with based Fraser
>>68585679
I need to head out in about a bong
>>68585695
4 rits 4 hits 72 fits
What the fuck is this walk in. fucking hell
>>68585635
Go outside
>putin doing some heavy shirtless rows
>shifts to obama playng with tiny dumbbells
>random trump
my sides
>>68585634
close it and do your job, wagie
Hey guys this will be my first time watching Fedor live.
What precautions should I take?
Any Ace IDs?
>ET THE FITE NITES
Always sneak in a few airhorns just in case
>>68585902
Keep your expectations very low.
Reminder to do your waist vacuums
>>68585902
Heart attack in 1st round from old age
Did I miss Fedor ?
>>68585967
kek my thoughts exactly.
Rapping in Russian is cheating because all the words sound the same
>>68585853
am I the only one that sees this pic and thinks it doesnt look like Nate at all? It's the perfect combination of lighting, slightly different haircut, and lack of facial hair.
Is it as easy for black guys to get laid in Russia as they say?
>>68586013
No. 5 fights to go, uncluding the current one
>>68586019
NIMANCZCZCZCZ ABRANCZCZCZCZ AMANCZCZCZ
>>68586059
It's easy for any guys to get laid in Russia
MCGOOBS BTFO
BASED EFN
Trash talking BTFO
ref checking his pulse?
nice takedown attemps :^)
>>68586067
I didn't know you were Polish!
>>68585902
Be careful. #thisisnotshow
>>68586059
Almost impossible.
>>68586096
>the average frenchman
THROWDOWN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
H E E M
HEEEM SLEEPY
>this late stoppage
heeeeeeeeeeeeem
OHHH HEEM SLEEPY
NOKAUUUUUT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>gassed after 1 minute
jesus who got these fighters
Heeeeeeeeem
>>68586153
>the average american president
Just got in from work lads
BASED EFN
>black """"fighters"""""
so many glorious rnd 1 finishes
bring on the doughy, dead-eyed goat
>>68586153
don't talk shit about my wife's lover
Slowest takedown attempts in history
This commentator is based
>>68586317
quite shitty
>Always enjoy comfy EFN times with basically just me and AUS bro
>Fedora is fighting
>Suddenly 10 million casuals
>>68586059
if you have money youll get laid everywhere
AIRHORNS
>>68586317
what is Rose doing?
>>68586317
Brit-tier
>>68586317
Looks delicious
>qt Russian boxer
>>68586317
plz you are triggering rogan posters with your non ketto diet
>>68586317
pls recipe ??
>>68586317
Carbs make you fat.
>>68586358
>me and ausbro
>implying i'm not here every single event at every single time
Roman going so hard on WMMA now
HOHOHOHO THIS GUY JUST BTFO FEMALE FIGHTING
>ALL EMOTION, NO TECHNIQUE
This commentator doesn't give a fuck haha
>>68586377
getting reported by somebody
Holy fuck this commentator being honest about womens fighting
Russian Commentator just roasted WMMA
>>68586358
Hey their is nothing wrong with more heem bros
>and what do you think about the female fighting
>i was more attracted to the female
>>68586358
>WAAAAH /heem/ IS ACTUALLY WATCHING FIGHTS
I'd say meaner things but this is a bully free zone
>>68586358
Why else would people watch these awful cards?
>>68586463
>>68586464
Borat to UFC when
>>68586437
argie bein a fuckin cunt, just like all the other efn cards
not much has changed
>>68586347
>>68586378
Plebs detected
>>68586381
This guy gets it
>>68586300
smiling before death
>>68586358
I watch them when I'm off work fgt
Refreshing to hear someone talk on live tv and not worry about being politically correct. Wmma btfo.
>>68586358
fuck off you cunt
nobody cares about you
>>68586379
so qt
>>68585902
He's fighting a shot LHW who has had exactly 1 fight at HW, which ended in him getting heemed in the first 35 seconds.
Fedor will steamroll him in less than a minute.
>>68586059
Probably? I can't imagine any place where it's hard for a black guy to get laid. Most of the people here never even saw a real black man.
>13 minutes till next fight
How many left? At this rate it'll be another 2 hours till Fedor
>>68586568
>i'm a casual
>>68586563
Back of the head much
>>68586317
lol u got the original pic? didnt get to save it
>>68586584
Don't forget that both will be on steroids.
>>68586587
I've seen one Russian-speaking black person in my entire life
>>68586604
you fuckin goof
Is DC X JJ the best meme heem has made?
>>68586358
Don't forget Ameriwrestlebro
>>68586608
degenerate
>>68586668
schaub
>>68586668
Either that or MY BOY
>>68586668
Nah but it has had some good OC
I quite like MY BOY, we memed it and then adapted to it be used normally
>>68586644
that qt on the right tho
>>68586668
dunno about best but by far the most effective in meme magic
>>68586713
Schaub has died out. That was clear from the AMA. I didn't want to believe it, but the absolute lack of /heem/ banter or even presence just made it clear.
rate my dinner lads
>>68586587
I thought Russians were super racist. In fact, I thought most non Western places were racist to black people.
>>68586265
lol wagecuck
>>68586789
Yeah schaub now just speaks about him being on tour and doing stand up then speaks about the ufc for like 20 mins and thats it
>>68586833
Not as cucked as your country lad
time for fedor?
>>68586789
I wasn't on at the time but who wants to comment amongst a bunch of redditors, whether ironically or not.
Regardless, Ngannou ended the Schaub time for good
how many fcken fights left?
holeeeee shit i've never seen this many fights on 1 card
>>68586855
all yuros are cucked both on a cultural and economic level
>>68586855
You will be when Turkey is done with you.
>>68586806
Irish/5
lmao
>>68586653
90% of black people here are exchange students.
>>68586830
Racism is a male-exclusive thing, women just want the dick.
LMAO
>>68586869
>who wants to comment amongst a bunch of redditors, whether ironically or not.
A chance to finally communicate with the person that's been endlessly posted throughout multiple /heem/ threads? Should be leaping at the opportunity, but it wasn't the case, so it's clear Schaub is no longer the meme he used to be
hahahaha oh yeah the incredible matchup between fedor and maldonado.
>>68586789
idk how it even started, schaub is completely uninteresting in every way, good or bad, because he's not even enough of a clown to draw some attention
>>68586876
>>68586936
God fucking damnit Mackenzie is perfect
>>68586830
Most russians never saw blacks in person. And all blacks that we actually have here are nice afrikan kids, that study at our medical universities. So there is no reason to be racist towards blacks.
>>68586563
rigged
>>68586934
>implying you don't want the bbc
Quit lyin
>>68586601
>caring about anons
i could be him, or any other british flag. if youre not a tripfag youre a nobody
SHIRT GUN
>>68586897
literally lol'd
>it's a "Schaub is a meme" episode
>it's a the Schaub """"""meme"""""" is dead episode
see this every two months. People will forever to post about Schaub as long as his beautiful self continues to produce top quality content. Talking about Schaub isn't a meme. It is talking about something we love. It would be akin to calling talking about mma in /heem/ a meme.
>>68586876
>>68586936
cmon senpai its not even 12pm, i dont want to fap right now
>>68586934
I have friends in Tyumen who saw blacks paraded around a club and called monkeys once
>>68586897
>queer street
where do I get one of those Putin tshirts?
i want to wear it to a Trump rally!
>people are unironically comparing memes right now and discussing the staying power of memes
What went wrong?
>>68586934
>Racism is a male-exclusive thing, women just want the dick.
so true it made me feel sad for a second
JON JONES
>>68587013
It feels like people just post Schaub now because they feel like they should, rather than a proper meme
>>68586981
did you see the bathtub video?
>>68586897
wake up fabio
This is the most russian rock
>>68587059
Piss off phone poster, you don't belong here anyway
>>68587059
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>68587063
typically haircuts of that nature indicate a malignant case of feminism
4 fights left until Fedor.
Really hoped they'd hurry it up but they're taking too long
>>68587076
where the fuck do you live? seriously, try going outside sometime and actually talking to people you victim complex riddled fucking cuck.
BOBBLE SHIA BOBBLE TICK TA
When the next fights start ?
It's been like 15 min they play shitty music
>>68587191
>implying you have anything else to do on a friday night
>>68587150
Homosexuals
Enjoying
Enormous
Men
>>68587111
trips of truth
so many proxies ITT
>>68587059
Your autism is acting up please keep it in check.
>>68587146
That face of loving your president that you shoot shirts with his face on it. Will trump be this way?
>>68587200
I have no clue what you're angry about
>>68587111
It has been coopted by goofs who failed to force all those shitty memes over the past six months. 80% of posts about Schaub are done out of love and passion. 8% are done by people trying to sully the good Schaub name. 5% are done out of jealousy. Callen makes up the rest.
>>68587063
"Thanks for your response but I have a question, how come u didn't just ignore my post that you clearly do not like? Just wondering. Also what is wrong with crying about training in a high stress competition trying to be the best in the world giving it my all, opening up about my sexual abuse as a child? That's a joke to you? That hurts dude I guess you've never experienced sexual abuse because you would know better than to imply crying about that stuff is a joke. And as far as Ronda goes I love her and what she's done but I think her message is misinterpreted. I don't think hurting and punching people in the face for millions is any better than using sex to make millions I like the positive message about body image though just think people are taking it the wrong way. Some of the coolest people I've met are strippers and down to earth loving people so just don't judge others is my point. Good day."
>>68587053
Just go to aliexpress.com and search for "putin t shirt". Shipping is free for almost all sellers. Ebay would work too I guess.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Fashion-Men-t-shirt-black-100-Cotto-Putin-Brand-Short-Sleeve-3D-t-shirt/32642458380.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_507_10040_9863,searchweb201603_10&btsid=b0691814-00ca-4072-bd4c-0c26dc4c21d5
Fun fact: I used to wear Putin t-shirt ironically so some people around me just got butthurt with "why do you support Putin", but now he's so popular people everywhere are wearing those t-shirts unironically so I had to give up on the joke.
mfw Weidman vs Romero
>>68587296
you being a whiny bitch.
>>68586897
>Wake up Stipe its all over
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGw0cOexHk8/?taken-by=ginajcarano&hl=en
>>68587353
I'm not even whining about anything but whatever you say friend
>>68587297
>>68587362
Ugly as fuck.
>>68587063
so ugly
>>68587332
Put a Boris Yeltsin t shirt then
>>68587409
That's just suicide.
>>68587297
>>68587362
what is up with these greasy looking mongloid women. I know russian girls are generally better looking than these ogres, where are they
This song sucks.
Posting another EFN Classic
Oi lads, give me link to english stream please
I can't bear that retarded russian commentators
We dem boyz
>>68587453
These are the "fighter" russian girls
>>68587468
we dem boys
>>68587453
>ogres
Top kek
>>68587486
ufc.tv
>>68587470
she's looking at butts
>>68587486
The english one is just a retarded russian guy with broken english.
>>68587407
I'd say average
The thing western people don't realize about russian girls is once they hit 30 they turn into old hags...
>>68587517
Take that back
>>68587367
/tv/ pls go
>>68587517
jesus
do you have a streams w/o commentators at all?
rate my natty back
>>68587517
>>68587539
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
>>68587470
>best first date ever
Im thinking about buy ufc.tv. Is Joe rRogan and Schaub commentaining that shit?
>>68587517
He's based af
>>68587517
His english is not that bad and did btfo WMMA
>>68587561
nice head brah
>>68587470
Her expression is a shameful look after being coerced into doing something filthy in bed.
>>68587493
As in girls who do WMMA or girls who show up at fights looking for some easy D?
>>68587561
natty/10
Sambo gi vs BJJ gi. Which one more based?
This DJing airhorn abuse really makes me want to listen to CVS Bangers Volume 1 & 2 again
https://www.mixcloud.com/TOLKIENBLACK/cvs-bangers/
https://www.mixcloud.com/TOLKIENBLACK/cvs-bangers-volume-2/
Why doesn't someone post the m3u8 of their fight pass stream and if a couple ppl are fast enough they can use it.
These promos are fucking hilarious
>>68587560
Ya muted fight pass
>>68587409
Not a bad idea actually. Yeltsin's lawless 90s were the time of FREEDOMS after all.
>>68587527
>The thing western people don't realize about russian girls is once they hit 30 they turn into old hags...
Has money: turns into milf.
Has no money: turns into babushka.
>>68587561
good bro keep going and up the amount of food you eat to fill out more..
unless you have beta genes and you get fat easy
>>68587633
Is their a difference?
>>68587646
Based on the ground? BJJ obviously.
>>68587453
dog reaction pictures are top tier
>>68587688
I get all the good ones from /an/
>>68587527
That's why you trade in for a new model.
>>68587688
I like Rogan faces personally
Holy shit they're showing fights again?
That was a long downtime
we cirque du soleil now
>>68587668
Stop lying. They either get fat and ugly, or continue being hot till 40's.
too tired, not gonna make it..
>>68587650
>dead
God these intros fucking russia man. This is what the wwe people want mma to be
>>68587686
You make a good point
If I was hyped up for a fight this would throw me off so much holy shit
You think Rogan is watching this?
>>68587741
Rogan faces are all over 4chan.
Even in /ck/ sometimes they post him.
what the fuck am I watching?
>>68587807
Shut up this is fantastic
It's true mixed art.
The martial comes in later
>>68587650
based italy
that fucking music
kill me
>>68587817
He would sooner watch a russian juggle kettle bells in the snow than watch this live.
>>68587794
I know 40 y/o rus' milfs, it's all a money, diet and exercise thing it seems
>>68587817
Do you always think about what other men are doing?
At night?
In the shower?
fucking fag.
>>68587817
He has said in the fightcompanion that he watches almost every MMA organization, he is as obsessed as us.
when will we see paige back in the Octagon?
>>68583667
fedor is a piece of fat
Is Dana White and Fertitas there?
Connor and Sinead are jelly right now
you goys are just haters
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>68587817
he's probably looking after his daughters dude
>>68587866
>implying you don't want that balled manlet rogan head deep in your anus.
Come on lad
>>68587797
Drink a mtn dew bro, it's what I'm doing.
First soda I've had in years.
This is my favourite reaction pic/gif.
Please form an orderly queue to view it and do not save it as it is rare, thank you.
Why has it been so long since they last showed flute-girl?
mfw I put off social interactions to watch this
>>68587873
i'd love to bury my face in that asshole and nosefuck her shitbox
got 5 euros on wonderboy at 1.85 odds lads
did i do good?
You may remember Tokov from
>Live Orchestra
>>68587873
I would like to do sex to her.
Just got home lads, did fedora fight yet?
>>68587960
No you didn't you fucking goof, my anti-theft buzzer didn't go off
>>68587951
No lol
Rory is gonna fuck him up
>>68587947
mfw I didnt
>>68588019
No hes still in the back stuffing his face
>>68588019
nah we've just been watching some cirque de soleil
>>68588025
I clipped the wires
>>68587655
i dont get it
OGRE SIGHTING
>>68588034
what's your problem, they have catering
>>68587470
what the fuck kind of hairstyle is that?
JUST
>>68588031
>PC tower facing away from user
For what purpose?
>>68587973
Ruskies know how to entertain
>>68588108
It is facing toward him?
where's the link to livestream?
![Fedor-Emelianenko-mma-739036_544_785[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8kcNq83.jpg "Fedor-Emelianenko-mma-739036 544 785[1]")
how do i achieve fedor mode lads?
>>68588153
ufc.tv
no need to thank me, happy to help :)
>>68588153
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
>>68588101
The classic "My father is the leader of the biggest biker gang in Russia, and a friend of Putin" cut
>>68588176
never ever cut
>>68588176
Your first step is to believe in God.
>>68588082
Nothing just shitting on him. I enjoy fedor but i still enjoy shitting on him
>>68587646
it's called a kurtka m8
>>68588127
Do eastern European hate each other or do they not care? Like do Slovaks hate Slovenians? Do Belarussians hate Russians?
>>68588144
Actually I don't even know anymore
It looked like it was the front facing USB ports and it looked like the CD Drive, but the fan seems to be there too so I must have looked at it wrong
i hope russia succeeds as a country
>>68588197
that guys looks kind of tough
>>68588108
duuuuuude
>>68588153
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/4ojag0/efn_50_friday_617_11_am_est/
FINISH HIM
>>68588176
best belt
Holy shit a match that goes beyond round 1 holy fuck
shit fight
>>68588336
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>68587926
sorry lad i'm gonna have to save this rare beauty.
Why aren't these guys standing and banging?
They are a disappointment to fedor and ruined his special night.
Imagine if he went into MMA...
>>68588380
maybe these cunts werent given the memo that everyones just sitting waiting for fedor and they should end it asap so we can see him
>>68588439
He should fight Hong Man Choi and obliterate him
>>68588348
>tfw she would fuck your shit up
>>68588365
Why is that lad? I heard britbong is loving the eurogay cup
>>68588250
It's lack of success is precisely what makes it good
Every country that isn't in the process of being built/improved is just as shitty as a western country
>>68588439
the white bigfoot
biggerfoot
>>68588439
Caveman absolutly can't fight.
>>68588348
>tfw no qt real fitefan daughter
>>68588526
>biggerfoot
I laughed but I shouldn't have
>>68588520
>it's
its
>>68588439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_dDKWmyz4k
left the sport when he wasnt the absolute best anymore, based as fuck
![article-1226118-0721AACE000005DC-416_306x408[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hJStIWo.jpg "article-1226118-0721AACE000005DC-416 306x408[1]")
>>68588439
just needs an eyepatch..
So Borat is replacing Rogaine, right?
guys, how long till fedor? didn't realize this was today
>>68588581
fuck im retarded i got him mixed up with karelin
>>68588581
m8 you know thats valuev right?
>>68588637
i hope anyone replaces rogaine id take mike tyson at this point
>>68588529
He loss that fight against Holyfield t bh
>he is going to make a rear naked a choke, but no way
this fuckin commentator
>this russian commentary guy
pretty based tbqh
>>68588488
girls are pretty tough
>>68588244
It's complicated... depends on who wronged who in the past.
For example czechs hate slovaks, but not the other way around, former yugoslavian countries hate mostly each other, and all hate russia...
>>68588197
wew lad wats going on here
Luis Figo! What he doing there?
>luis figo
whoa
>>68588699
>that run away at the end
qt
LUIS FIGO
FIGOAT
>>68588690
khabib posted a picture with karelin today, nigga was on my mind
>>68588371
Delete it RIGHT NOW motherfucker, I'm serious.
This commentary is amazing.
what the heck is figo doing there
>Figo
kek what the fuck is he doing there?
>>68588348
possessed girl with daddy issues kek
>>68588736
>>68588744
>>68588751
>>68588759
It just shows the quality of tonight's high profile event. Top class mma
Fedor fucking when?
>>68588699
>tfw no qt to polish throw me
>>68588699
I still have absolutely no idea why everyone isn't enrolling their daughters in grappling martial arts.
>Figo
>>68588736
>>68588744
>>68588751
>>68588759
>>68588789
Tfw americans dont know him.
We panic wrestler now
>>68588751
>>68588759
>>68588786
>>68588789
Hanging out with his buddy, Khabib
Thoughts on catch weight guys? you think the ufc should allow more catch weight fights?
>>68588830
soccer is gay
>>68588874
You are watching 2 guys having pretend sex for your sexual arousal.
>>68588873
I want more freak fight shit desu
>>68588830
Americans don't care about divegrass
I'm proud of my country for that
give me a stream homos
Which non combat sport guy would you have liked to see dominate mma?
>>68588873
Only if its some kind of super fight. No need for some scrub middleweight to fight some scrub welterweight at 180 or something.
>>68588751
>>68588759
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jZtPOtFi58g
>>68588872
>tfw Figo is railing coke and watching mma with his Mafia buddies and you're watching your shitty Russian stream
>>68588959
Messi
>>68588872
>That 2006 phone
>>68588955
ufc.tv
>>68588940
so does everyone, look at how well lellator does when it puts on freak fights
>>68588872
Habib?
>>68588980
Messi would dominate 135 with the dribbling, he would be a better version of cruz, untouchable.
>>68588940
Oh yeah freak fighst are amazing but the scare the casual ufc fighters.
i hope minakov wins the episode
>>68589091
That lanklet would get his shit kicked in by a decent sized human bean
>this fight
Alright lads I have to head out.
Hope they put some more Circus stuff on so I don't miss anythign
Minakov would beat miocic within a round
>>68589152
no he was 8'11
>>68589225
Good luck, stay safe, be like Fedor
>they just gave some goof the mic and let him talk
Much production very nice
>>68589091
He has fought 1 boxing match. Check this shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpBnZoWqt6A
How many fights left until fedor?
WIll Brock perma heem Hunto?
>>68589233
And he would be skelly tier compared to most UFC fighters
One leg kick from a UFC Heavyweight would shatter his leg
>>68589152
He killed a lion bro
>>68589366
ufc.tv
>>68589366
I don't know.
Can someone post Hunt knocking out Mir?
>>68589366
3 and then Fedor
>>68588439
looks like one of those asterix big guys
>>68589290
>fridge perry is now a fucking alcoholic who has to get his foot cut off
>Bol will be remembered as one of the kindest basketball players ever for his humanitarianism
Weird
>tfw Pedor announces retirement after the fight
>tfw no more qt flute girl
true GOAT
>>68589541
>russian talking their equivalent of anderson silva in fame down
I thought Russia wasn't cucked
It's like a Canadian making fun of GSP
>>68589412
>>68589476
>>68589444
Thanks lads
>>68589437
>I'm watching this on fight pass you goof
>>68589616
GSP was french
>>68589616
He's buddy buddy with Big Vlad, not cool with kids
>>68589616
Find me an Irish mma fan who wouldn't enjoy seeing nate win again
>>68589697
really? i thought ireland all liked him? this pleases me
>tfw gonna miss fedor
Fuck you efn and your shitty slow pace
>>68589658
No. He's white
this is way too long
PUTIN T-shirt I want one
>>68589577
She's back!
>croatian mma
lmao just fuck my shit up senpai
>>68589745
I'm a 189er, most Irish people are too, and most people still adore him
>>68589785
Bout goddam time
im getting tired of dancing aliens
this fucking airhorn doe
This orchestra is very good
YO THIS SHIT IS TIGHT RUSKI RAP IS SO DOPE MAN
should i go out alone tonight? is it creepy? tfw no friends
>>68589794
Don't be down about it, you're tied with Britain for most UFC belts held currently
>>68589872
ugly as fuck
These Russian rappers are fucking awful.
More cringe worthy than both the half rate orchestra and the goofy chicks in all white.
>>68589872
Thank you based anon
>>68589904
stay and shitpost about removing kebab m8
Anyone know the name of this song? Its kind of catchy.
>>68589936
>Stipe
>Croatian
Why is the the Muslim not doing ramadan?!! I'm so angry senpai
>>68589938
Gay as fuck
>>68589872
she looks like an elf
real shit
>>68589938
You have two options
>shut your filthy whore mouth
>get in my guard so I can shut it for you
>>68589978
Did they show Khabib eating or drinking water
>anarchy tatoo
hope he loses
>no new thread yet
fucking newfags
>>68590027
RARE
KURDISTAN
>>68589942
>burger pretends that he knows anything about orchestra
>>68590048
No I'm talking about the Russian Muslim fighting the Croat senpai
>>68590027
Where are u living bro?
UFC when
>>68589936
lets hope he defends the title ill litteraly heem myself if he loses
>>68589975
(you)
>>68590063
>>68590027
>Kyrgyzstan is a rugged Central Asian country along the Silk Road, the ancient trade route between China and the Mediterranean
>>68589697
>Find me an Irish mma fan who wouldn't enjoy seeing nate win again
Do you go outside or just spend all of your time online?
>>68589904
You could come out with me tonight. I'm hanging out with some old friends and it should be pretty comfy
>>68590063
PKK! Fuck greek-turks
Has every Russian fighter won so far?
>>68590155
Paddy Holohan did nothing wrong.
>>68590155
I'm talking about genuine fight fans not casuals lad
>>68590230
Jack McGann is the combo breaker, he's English
Tooooookyooooooooooo
>>68589368
I want Brock to win against Hunt because if he wins and Fedor wins tonight - there's a good chance that Dana will throw money at Fedor for a one off PPV against Brock (maybe UFC 202)
The problem is Brock is only contracted to fight against Hunt for that one appearance....and Brock has virtually no chin, so going up against the UFC's best one punch knock out artist is gonna be rough as fuck on him.
Brock will need the momentum from a win over Mark Hunt in order for us to ever get excited for the possibility of a Brock v Fedor main event.
>>68589869
they're just playing simple songs really, you can't judge if they're good or not by these standards.
>>68589872
you're a creep man
FUCK FIGHT NIGHTS
FUCK CAUCASIAN SHIT
FUCK FEDOR
FUCKING WHIPING BOYS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES
FUCK THIS SHIT
Last for Big Brown.
Last for Schaub.
Is the guy fighting fedor even a challenge?
Last for Big Brown.
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