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Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global - Fedor vs Maldonaldo [LIVE]

6/17: WSOF 31 - Ivanov vs Copeland [Main Card @ 9PM ET on NBCSN, Prelims on wsof.com @ 5:45PM ET]

6/17: Bellator 156 - Galvao vs Dantas [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT; Prelims on spike.com @ 7:50 PM EST]

6/18: UFC FN 89 - MacDonald vs Thompson [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS2 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, 1:30 AM BST, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 3:30am bst on FS1]

6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Mwekassa vs Bouzidi
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: Brace 42
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

News:
>Bisping vs Hendo 2 in the works
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743628545235116032

>UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett shaping up, bouts added
Jan Blachowicz vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Ryan Bader vs. Ilir Latifi
Tae Hyun Bang vs. Nick Hein
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Jessin Ayari vs. Emil Weber Meek
Nicolas Dalby vs. Peter Sobotta
Christian Colombo vs. Jarjis Danho
Scott Askham vs. Jack Hermansson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Reza Madadi
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alexander-gustafsson-vs-jan-blachowicz-among-ufc-fight-night-93-additions

>Jorge Masvidal replaces Claudio Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada at UFC 201
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/17/11962058/silva-out-masvidal-in-vs-bahadurzada-at-ufc-201

>UFC FN 89 Weigh-ins @ 5pm ET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46X_VTk4jaM
Previous thread: >>68559995
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Artem
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second for schaub is done and coybig
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Lobov
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https://discordapp.com/channels/193382616764907521/193382616764907521

heemspeak on discord lads, try it out
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What are you guys doing for freaky friday?
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non shit stream anyone? my aus net is woeful
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>>68578228
crossfit tonight
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>>68578233
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
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>>68578233
mine is kinda shit

i installed 'sportsdevil' on kodi to stream
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>>68578228
>>68578276
u guys are weird
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footwork vs zero footwork
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Good morning boys~
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this guy looks like a russian conor
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>tfw you could have picked up a job and made $300 but you stayed in bed like the lazy piece of shit that you are
I deserve to be heemed
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commentator cunts sounds a bit like borat
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TAPPY
A
P
P
Y
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>>68578309
the zero footwork guy wins

gr8 fight
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HEEEEM TAPPY
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boys
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>>68578355
hahaha i was about to post this
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>>68578298
fuck off mohammed
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>>68578228
meh, would
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>>68578276
>working out, should have a good pump
>still no ass
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at least they are moving at a clip
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this orchestra is playing smooth criminal
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>>68578062
holy fuck Ibrahimovic needs to be permaheemed
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SMOOTH CRIMINAL ORCHESTRA
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Oh nice, they've got the dance troupe from the first St Petersburg card in
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What time will the Fedora fight be on at lads?
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this shit is moving fast, how many fights till fedor?
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>>68578493
aussie are you ok?
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>>68578520
3 hours
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having only a single commentator is a little sad i'm noticing.

>>68578561
>Dmitry
lmao
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>>68578561
shouldnt it be 94 inches and 190lbs? do people actually pay for this shit product?
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>>68578561
these guys are 190 feet tall but only whey 90 pounds? how is that eben possible???
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>>68578630
Yeah I was expecting them to step up and hire another commentator as it's their biggest show.
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russian borat is unironically better than rogan and goldberg combined
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>>68578642
190 cm and 90 kilos
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>>68578561
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>>68578642
Nice americana -.-. In Europe is cm not retard feets.
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meh im going to sleep
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>>68578777
>wasting trips being an unintelligible mongol
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Can someone do me a solid and (You) me when Fedor is about to fight?

Thanks
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>>68578002

Why are you listing events that are literally months away in the OP? It just seems like you're trying to shoehorn way too much shit in. These threads last a matter of hours, no need to have anything more than the next 5.
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What u guys think will Fedor win tonight?
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I remind you what these dancers are capable of, attached is footage from a previous event.
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>>68578825
I understood him
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is every russian a world champion?
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>>68578657
looks like they spent their budget on the orchestra and choreography for fighters entrances
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Tfw band plays ur entrance song.
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>>68578849
I'd heem with leg kicks, t,b,h
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>>68578838

Easy. He handpicked Maldonado. Maldonado has had 1 heavyweight fight and he lasted 35 seconds.
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>>68578642
it's cause they don't have chem trails over there i bet
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>>68578849
what loot do they drop when u kill them
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>>68578921
Maldonado is underrated
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>>68578838
worried it is in cage with no corners
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>>68578897
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>>68578978
i got a flute she can play lol
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>>68578921
And Fedors last legit win was in 2011.
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russia btfo
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>>68578995
lol nice
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>>68579007
>it's a manlet vs lanklet episode
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slav btfo
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based jag muhgen
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How british guy can win a dagestanian? BRUTAL KNEE
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HEEMD
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>>68578978
she could toot my flute any day if you know what im saying cryptically
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>all these rd 1 finishes

good shit cunts, I wanna sleep.
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>>68579036
>>68579048
>>68579050
>>68579054
>>68579055
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>>68579045
lanklet ftw
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damn can't wait for aldo vs frankie

if aldo wins then its because he still has it
if frankie wins it confirms him as the #1 in 145

both would make for awesome fights against mcgregor (hope he defends at least once)
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>>68579109
that was actually nasty
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>>68579109
is there anything better than when a grapplefag get btfo? i cant wait until robbie does this to maia
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>>68579045
>>68579045
>6'1
>lanklet
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>>68579165
dude was grabbing the cage
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>>68579140
I love seeing wrestlers heemed by knees when shooting for take-down.
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WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
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>5th bout of the evening

when did this shit start? fightpass says it started 50min ago
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How many of you are watching fedor live for the first time today?
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>>68579139
>>68579140
>>68579165
I got bad news guys... McGann was using elbows... weren't they only allowed to the body?
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I thought Japan is weird country. WHAT IS THIS RUSKIS?
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>beer ad music
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>>68578228
those lips on your head :^o
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>>68579227
yes

>>68579228
i am
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>>68579228
Me.
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lads wtf
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wonder what loot this guy drops
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>>68579243
incidental contact from throwing hooks?
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>>68578996
probably his las legit win ever
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>>68579297
lmaooo
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>>68579140
im like this for every wrestlefucker out there, but maia is my boy so my brain transforms 15 minutes of snoozing in a very technical piece of art
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I hope we get a rendition of Tubular Bells out of this band before the nights over
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Anyone got a stream for EFN? RU is preferable but English does fine too, inb4 fightpass
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>>68579321
Nice troll, What about Hunt, Cro Cop, Arlovski?
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>>68579263
>>68579276
Get out casuals.
You make me sick.
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>>68579007
Abdula doesn't even need those extra 8 pounds
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Welcome to EFN, this will be your opponent tonight.
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>>68579396
>fat cunt
>meme
>glass chin
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>>68579349

Maia simply fights smart, wouldnt you rather see a guy try to do what he does best than try to do too much? Maia is a BJJ guy with mediocre striking so fuck it, shoot until you take him down then go to work.

Especially with how many dumbass fighters who just completely ignore or forget the gameplan as soon as the fight starts.
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The english commentator sounds kinda finnish. At least the one I'm listening to.
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>>68579434
Oh wait, that's height.

FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM
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Just tuned into FIGHT PASS lads, what the fuck was the intro to this fight....?

Also does anyone know how many fights are on this card until the main event? I can't find the details anywhere
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borat is so fucking biased. sucking off this shokolov guy so much.
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>>68579441
Well when you put it like that..
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>>68579441
>fat cunt
That fat man will win Brock Lesnar soon.
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>>68579436
Would have been 10x better if they made a giant mecha fedor
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some lad make my day and post a link to a free livestream <3
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STAY STRONG SHOKALO
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>>68579406
sorry bro. im a 196er. but i know more about mma than most here
i was on skype with a mate and he got me hyped about conor nate. since then ive eaten, slept and breathe ufc
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>>68579560
sorry, that's illegal
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>>68579540
lol
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>we will see Dan Henderson viciously KO Michael Bisping and raise the American flag as he wins the UFC Middleweight Championship in front of thousands of shocked Britons
i can't wait /heem/
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>>68579504
>shokalo gets caught clean by a right hook and is visibly shook by it
>"it doesnt mean anything at all"

lmao this guy doesnt even try to be neutral
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>>68579578
196ers exist? I thought that was just a meme
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good chin on the guy
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>>68579560
lol how do u not have fightpass?
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Could they seriously not find someone who can speak proper english?
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Artom Chocolate looks like Hendo.
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>>68579560
Here you go buddy, Get in quick because i'll delete this in 2 minutes.


findminecraft.com/FedorVsMoldanado-1080p-HD-Live
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>>68579617
im a 196er thats up at 2am watching cans fight on efn
not memeing friend
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>>68579632
You try justify paying a monthly subscription to the UFC as a student
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Just got here, how have the fights been so far lads?
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>>68579642
rogan/borat hybrid is gr8 m8
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>fedor walks out to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
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>>68579651
what does he taste like?
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>>68579617
If they think Nate Diaz is a good fighter they're a 196er
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>>68579675
It's been good
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>>68579655
You fucking cunt
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When does my Muslim brother Khabib fight? I only watch his fights, don't care about this literal semen-slurping savagery otherwise
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>>68579655
shit nigga i had earbuds on with volume on max
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>2nd round

cunts are slacking off
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>>68579660
>thinks this is impressive
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>>68579669
get a job?
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>>68579697
>>68579710
DELETE THIS
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>>68579349

>your boy is 60

sorry to hear that
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Who is the ultimate can crusher?
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>>68579609
>tfw he kicks his left leg up even higher this time to generate maximum momentum
>tfw it connects just as flush as it did the first time

I'll shed a tear
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>>68579731
My course is too time intensive to get a job
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>>68579753
Anderson the Steroid abuser silva
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>>68579632
Hi Dana! U goof.
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>>68579655
based findminecraft stream is back!!
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>>68579655
Thanks bro!
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>>68579655
thank u
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>>68579753
Honourable mention to
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jason-Reinhardt-2347
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>>68579669
You try justifying piracy just because you can't afford something.
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>>68579753
Anderoid Silva
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>>68579669
Get Susi lad
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>>68579784
is it too intensive to watch EFN?
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>>68579837
Hey now don't go injecting morals into something, piracy saves a shit-ton of money it's great for me
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>>68579494
about 10 fights left
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>>68579784
Unless you're studying mathematics, physics or medicine - no it's not. Even then, you could easily get a job.
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>>68579655
Good looking out friend!
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>>68579901
I am studying mathematics
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borat is hilarious with his bias
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UFC should hire these Russian commentators for real cards. Love broken English out of Eastern Europe. Golovkin style. This is box.

Also, any UFC prospects fighting today?
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>>68579753
Michael 'Venom' Page

out of the ten fights hes had his entire career, hes finished nine of those in the first round
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>>68579885
you = idiot
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>>68579466

Maia is literally a less active and exciting version of Ben Askren. He doesn't even try to fight. He needs to be fed bad match-ups and cut after the first loss.
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nice its on tv here
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>>68580000
Looks comfy :3
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>>68580000
That feel when hue lives in better condition than me.
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>>68580000
nice quads
too bad you're in brazil
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>>68579977
spurdo casual out
you hardly ever come here
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>>68580000
>being rich in Brazil
do the jungle folk hate you?
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>he will get titleshot beating this nobody
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>>68580000
those fucking wires wow
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>CHING CHONG COMMENTARY BY BAI LING

WHAT THE FUCK LOL
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THE CHOINESE!?
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>>68580000
>translations
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>>68580078
>That
>even close to being """"rich""""
It just nice decorations
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>>68580069

Either cut him or allow people to soccer kick him when he buttflops or fails takedowns. The guy is absolute cancer. Also, I'm here much more than you think.
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>>68580097
Gus fucking smashes Jan
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I want to fuck this asian
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http://live.tvembed.com/view_channel/159373-1125-0-/Eurasia-Fight-Nights-50:-Emelianenko-vs.-Maldonado.html
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>>68580152
hey look a woman
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>sexy touching
>I like to see the blood come out
holy fuck
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What the fuck is this commentary hahahaha
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>>68580152
Iliza Shlesinger
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>>68580195
me on the left
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What instagram did this bitch just said?
Give a brother a hand
HANDSOME
G
U
Y
S
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Guys I looked up Bai Ling on the google
She looks like she could beat the shit out of half the SW division at least
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This asian woman talking is fucking weird
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wooo what have i missed been spending quality time with my dad?
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this commentary is making me very uncomfortable
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>>68580000
Mirin that TV space, huebro.

Are you the american that lives in Brazil?
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LINK ME GODDAMNIT
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>>68580262

https://www.instagram.com/realbailing/?hl=en
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Chris is doing an Q&A in 3 bongs
https://youtu.be/zE30ya4jXYI
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need screen cap of dem tits
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>>68580289
ufc.tv
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has fedor signed with the ufc yet?
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>>68580289
are you blind?>>68580190
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>>68580119
not my fault that my parents are plebs

>>68580121
this
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borat trying to pick-up on the broadcast, sly cunt.
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>>68580298
Who?
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>>68580289

Retards don't deserve to be spoonfed.
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A very artistic shot
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>>68580288
no
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I didn't know Eurasia was an actual term. I thought Orwell made it up.
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>>68579702
October
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>>68580339
thanks bro. Very rare to get good cleavage shots at live crowds
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this is the most unprofessional commentary ive heard for a professional mma event since bas ruttens pride days. the fucking fight was in the last round and borat is flirting with a girl that has broken english. fire this fucking goof you can probably find an intern to do a better job.
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holy fuck looking at bai ling's instagram. She's such a whore.
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>>68580332
Actually they do.

>>68580307
Thanks
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This russian michael buffer is legit.
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>>68580307
>>68580190

Unless you're making money from that this is some next level pathetic cuck shit.
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>>68580326
kek, this anglos think we live in a cardboard house on the jungle or something.
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russia is fuckin weird
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hey wassup everybody how ya doin u doin good? u doin good?
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>>68580417
what's wrong with helping retarded heembros
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OH SHIT TYURIN!
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>>68580426
So is australia kangaroo loving koala bear breeding fuck.
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>>68580339
That is fucking gold. That there might be one one the top 5 crowd shot webms of all time.
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>>68580399

Frankly better than Rogain and Goldy.

At least it was entertaining in a way.
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>>68580449
Nothing ppl are just mad they're fight pass cucks
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>>68580467
russia's own christoff weidmainskyi
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>>68580190
better than my stream, thanks m8.
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why do russians look like white asians?
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>>68580439
good thanks pal. yourself?
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>>68580562
Because Russia is in asia.
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>>68580562
Russians who look like white asians have asian blood and thus are not true russians.
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>>68580339
That old fart put his hand on her leg and other girl in blue signaled him to remove hand..
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>>68580531
this is my fear from throwing spinning shit
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>>68580562
Russians are mongols
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heem tappy i guess
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>>68580449

Let them figure it out on their own. It really doesn't take a lot of effort to find a stream. You literally gain nothing from it.
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.____.
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>>68580577
good
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>just take my arm senpai
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>>68580690
SAMBO WITH THE GI
3
TIMES
A
WEEK
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>>68580602
No fear brother, he threw it way too close. Didn't set it up at all., he was asking to be btfo.
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>>68580690
just because you don't gain anything doesn't mean it's not a worthwhile act
you are helping another person
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>>68580690
why do you even care?
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>>68580690
Chill out goof
>>
http://www.dailysabah.com/americas/2016/06/17/canada-alters-national-anthem-to-make-lyrics-gender-neutral

canada.. wha happe to you
>>
Why aren't there any ONE cards on the sschedul in the OP?
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>>68580769
JUST
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>>68580686
>>68580693
>>68580700
>>
>>68580690
Shut up before I shut you up.
>>
>>68580690
I'm with you. People that are dumb and lazy and need to be spoonfed deserve nothing.
>>
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WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF HIRING THESE COMMENTATORS
>>
>>68580823
then why does the OP always spoonfeed everyone
>>
What time is Fedor on??
>>
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https://www.reddit.com/r/mmastreams
>>
>>68580595
What is up you meme loving fuck?
>>
Bring Back Bai Ling
>>
>>68580735

Because they'll just keep showing up with the "HURR GIB STREEM LINK PLS LINK PLS" posts every single time and never learn.

>>68580730

You are helping them stay lazy and beg for spoonfeeding.
>>
>>68580467
EFN always delivers meme heems. good shit
>>
>>68580595
Come to Heemspeak you big goof
>>
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>>68580849
little does /heem/ know...
>>
>>68580891
not giving stream link won't do much to prevent laziness.
you are a hateful being, finbro
>>
I agree with Finland. Fuck charity. Let it be a free for all in the wilderness.
>>
>>68580769
in our anthem we have a similar line but our "filhos" can mean both "sons" or "children" so I guess it's alright
>>
>>68580891
Fuck off you goof, how does it hurt you?

It's infinitely better than the cancer piana posting.
>>
>>68580891
i was spoonfed once or twice before i was able to find/save sites/links. relax bud
>>
Thanks for the WebM's Ausbro
>>
>>68580843
It fosters on topic discussion c/;^{D>
>>
i'm not subscribing to fightpass until they change its name to heempai
>>
how do I get on heemspeak
>>
>>68580972
>>68580972
it literally does the opposite
>>
>>68581029
because autists like you always whine about it
>>
>>68581006
download heemspeak and add this in address bar
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>
>>68580968
aussie webm guy is the best of us
>>
the sperg out over asking for streams has been more painful than the asking at this point
>>
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RIP Kimbo
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>>68581029
8^{D>
>>
lads anyone got a strem :^)
>>
why dont these dirty russians speak english like normal human beings?!
>>
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>>68580909
Might share some more "EFN Classix" during the intermission
>>
Just think if Russian billionaire buys UFC we get this every event.
>>
>>68581193
no more memes
>>
>>68581193
Read the thread faggot. Streams are illegal.
>>
>>68581102
He's here for every event too. Truly the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
>>
>>68580924

If they really want it they'll have to go figure out how to find it without relying on some "gimmie" and "lol thx bro" exchange with some self-loathing cuck trying to get approval from an anonymous stranger.
>>
>>68581193
Go read Atlas Shrugged you stupid fukin commie
>>
LOL WHAT IS THIS
>>
Oh wow. It's an operatic cover of a Kino song
>>
This is weird even by Russian standards
>>
Russian are on a completely different level.
>>
>>68581262
live fight kino
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lads this is some pride tier shit right now

real niggah shit
>>
Viktor Tsoi bless
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Why don't the UFC get these dancers and performances out when they're trying to pad time during the prelims?

This is amazing
>>
Russia is one weird and awesome country
>>
regretting not dropping acid for this
>>
this is art remember that lads

mixed martial arts

not just fighting

deep
>>
>>68581351
gotta say this is better than letting fighters pick their own walk out music
>>
>That cut to the crowd with the guy looking bored out of his mind
>>
>>68581329
>ywn see this nigga heem mighty manlet

hmnf
>>
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God bless Russia, you fucking twats.
>>
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Cou'l be..
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>>68581247
>
>>
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>>68581423
>>
that entrance was an overdramatic waste of time
>>
Ausbro do you have a WebM of the singer being lifted up during the performance? I came to shitpost and when I cut back she's flying
>>
i remember this cunt from k-1
>>
fugg i slept through EFN

how's it been
>>
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>>68581474
have you ever watched pride?
>>
CAREFUL
>>
>>68581487
Weird and awesome so far
>>
>>68581487
Watch the WebM's
>>
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>>68581518
Pride entrances were also overdramatic wastes of time
We don't care about the fighters' walkouts, just get in the ring and fight
>>
BE CAREFUL
>>
Be very careful /heem/...
>>
The Eagle is in the building, BE CAREFUL.
>>
T
A
P
P
Y
>>
HEEM TAPPY

KHABIB SPOTTED
>>
Is my ears bleeding or does the commentator kinda sounds like Bas Rutten?
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>>68581440
Beet, why do they say your gonna fight at featherweight, when you weigh like 350lbs?!
>>
CAREFUL
>>
HABEEB SIGHTED
>>
Goldberg should call the fights with a Russian accent
>>
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You missed an operatic cover of a classic Kino song by a flying bird woman
>>
>>68581624
Thanks Ausbro
>>
>>68581446
>
>>
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>>68581556
>Le production value meme
>>
>>68581621
oh god I am hearing it now
>>
>>
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How many fights left?
>>
>>68581768
so many top fighters have fuck off huge brow ridges
>>
>>68581820
800
>>
>>68581820
8
>>
>>68581820
I don't know.
>>
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/17/11961894/morning-report-michael-bisping-calls-dan-henderson-a-cheat-and-an-old
GO LEFT HOOK LARRY!
>>
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>>68581892
tfw Bisping put to sleep again
>>
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reminder
>>
Hope they hurry things up, have to leave in about 3 hours, would hate to miss Fedor
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Literally lmao
>>
>>68581820
8

Fedor Emelianenko vs. Fabio Maldonado

Vitaly Minakov vs. Peter Graham

Kirill Sidelnikov vs. Ruben Wolf

Akhmet Aliev vs. Matej Truhan

Anatoly Tokov vs. Vladimir Filipovic

Sergey Pavlovich vs. Chaban Ka

Vadim Nemkov vs. Mikołaj Różanski

Rasul Mirzaev vs. Dioginis Souza

Valentin Moldavsky vs. Daniel Dörrer

Georgiy Kichigin vs. Vladimir Tyurin

Abdulsupyan Alikhanov vs. Artem Shokalo

Abdulla Dadaev vs. Jack McGann

Aleksandr Dankov vs. Dmitriy Maryukhin

Vasiliy Zubkov vs. Sergey Tovkan

Marina Mokhnatkina vs. Ekatarina Torbeeva
>>
>>68581892
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
>>68581892
Whoever KOs Bisping first is my new boy.
>>
>>68581947
could you fucking imagine
>>
do Russians like Nas??
>>
10 minutes for the next fight what do
>>
>>68581964
Probably happening at this point

Souza should be livid but I don't see him kicking up a fuss other than maybe talking to some Brazillian media how he's getting shafted
>>
Why is FIGHT PASS saying the next fight is in 2 hours...?

What the fuck is going on boys...?
>>
>>68581892
Kek, that's funny as shit
>>
>>68581650
Song was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra0ozaE-oy0 I think
>>
>>68582054
In case this is not a bait peter is 2 hours ahead of us
>>
>>68582026
have a cheeky wank
>>
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Will chuck in a few more EFN Classix
>>
>>68581986
>Machida isn't already his boy
>>
>>68582096
Oh so it means 10 minutes.

Thank you for not making fun of me for being retarded, you're a good Irish boy.
>>
>>68582111
Stop using my countries slang you fucking cunt.
>>
i just went to see fuedor get his shit kicked in and sleep
>>
>>68582096
What is the earliest place in the world?
>>
>>68582192
>having a cheater as your boy
>>
>>
>>68582018
Russians love hip hop

>>68582225
I think you'll be surprised
>>
>>68582236
probably usa because you're the slowest haha ;3 gettit
>>
>>68581892
he's ducking Jacare
>>
>>68582218
sorry, but ESLs are allowed to use slang from every english speaking country, it's in the rules
>>
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>>
s..stream is ded
>>
>>68582248
Fuck this is brutal.
This sport is not for me.
>>
>>68582248
why is he punching his feet?
>>
>still 7 fights to go before fedor
>at this rate it will probably be another 3 hours
fuck lads
think I might miss it
>>
>>
>>68581440
goo for you my man goo for you
>>
>>68582322
some kind of ruski aid to being heemed
>>
>>68582340
Man up bro as fast as the fights have been going he'll be on in an hour.
>>
>>68581593
who is this buddha
>>
>the news: hue girls get naked, dance
>>
USADA
>>
>>68582430
high pitch eric
>>
OLYMPISKI
>>
>7-1
>>
>Russian News:
>Fuck Brazil

Based fucking Russians. Good show fellas
>>
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Where is estonia?
>>
>Russia getting on the 7-1 meme
>>
Fuck this history lesson
>>
Black couple speaking ruski. TOP KEK
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>>68582430
soon to be superheavyweight champ in UFC as soon as Dana joins the rest of us in 20 fucking 16 and starts being more body positive
>>
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>>68582472
thank you very much
>>
>>68582530
What's this? Have I got the wrong stream? I don't understand what I'm watching
>>
>>68582449
>>68582473
>>68582490
>>68582491
>>68582506
>>68582515
??????????????????

they didnt show this on brazilian tv
>>
>just woke up

what in the fuck is going on. where are the heems
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
this is fucking painful
>>
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
>>68582552
They were shitting on the whole Rio Olympics thing best I could tell.
>>
>>
>>68578228
wanking
>>
>>68582551
Some Russian commercials maybe.
>>
OH SHIT ITS JACARE SOUZA
WHAT'S HE DOING IN THE EFN ZONE
>>
>this dub
lmao

>>68582393
>all but one were first round stoppages
>took 2 hours for 7 fights
dunno
I thought it had started 3 hours ago so I guess it's not as hopeless
>>
random hottie #8
>>
>not that overeem
>>
Imagine how much better all sports would be if they allowed performance enhancers.
>>
>not that overeem
>>
Live orchestras are my shit.
>>
>>68582552
didn't want to trigger you guys
>>
>>68582648
It's 3am in aus this is painful
>>
is this Souza or Overheem? WHAT IS GOIN ON?
>>
spooky
>>
>nurmagom[i]edov
oh

>>68582739
welcome to my world

>>68582696
this
it kicks ass
>>
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>>68582739
>>
>>68582552

i don't know what it was, but it seemed anti-brazil.
>>
OR ARE YOU UNFORGIVEN TOOOOOOOO!?
>>
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>>68582670
>>
the brazilian casters mentioned the russian shenanigans now and said that they are "hoping dioginis make them pay"
>>
lmao
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>Eye of the tiger
YEAH!
>>
funnier than Eurovision. And that's something
>>
lmao nice
>>
>>68582815
EYE OF THE TIGER
>>
Dioginis "Overeem" Souza
>>
I MUST BREAK YOU
>>
>>68578849
is this a hidden boss in dark souls? I never saw the Witch and her daughters of Izalith anywhere.
>>
Ok this is actually pretty awesome
>>
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>>68582879
tss why dont they call him "undereem" or sometin' tsssssss
>>
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Why vegan gains is in the cage?
>>
>>68582959
The UFC fucking sucks compared to this
>>
>>68582973
lol
>>
>>68583003
this desu
>>
>memehorn
>>
>>68583003
security wouldnt know what to do if this happened in vegas
>>
Lanklets or Manlets?
Who do you have?
>>
>>68582838

would've been funnier if it was shown on tv over there. having a random "fuck brazil" commercial break is just hilariously weird.
>>
>>68582322
he think it will push the blood back to his head
>>
does he have a sponsor painted on his back??
>>
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>>68583070
reebok btfo
>>
this pace
>>
>he does't afraid

kek
>>
>>68583070
Very Ricco Rodriguez
>>
>WOAH
>Doesn't afraid
sign this guy to the ufc, fuck goldie and rogan
>>
>>68583074
looks like rasul has been kicked in the face quite a few times in his life
>>
spicy
>>
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
"OVEREEM DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING" - commentator
>>
>>68583074
reminder for any retards here
top is height in centimeters
bottom is weight in kilograms
>>
spicy fkn fight
>>
>Heem'd by a manlet
>>
the conductor was too strong
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
dunno if Dioginis sucks major dick or if he got dizzy after getting pounded into the c-canvas in the beginning
>>
lanklets btfo
>>
that was spicy
>>
That fight was sparkling
>>
lol those meme horns in this song
>>
>SIHXTEEN WICOTRY IN A ROW
>>
I wish they'd almost always play the drum and change the rhythm according to the fight's pace
>>
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>that casual saying EFN would be garbage
what a faggot
>>
>>68583234
He gassed quickly
>>
He came here not for losing
>>
>Diogenes Souza

what a meme name
>>
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very lanky
>>
>>68582937
is norton posting now a thing
>>
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>>68583264
[360nosc]
x
x
x
x
leredditarmy xD
>>
>>68583283
efns are pretty much always good content, even just for the orchestral performances and intros
this one is later than usual
>>
my stream is so behind
>>
Mirzaev too stronk
>>
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>>
>those gunshots
>>
>>68583321
>reddit: the fighter
disgusting
>>
I know we're all memeing but it's quite cool to see such a large disparency in ability at sub-elite (non ufc and non Bellator) level of MMA.

It makes for some interesting match ups, even if they are over rapidly.
>>
SPICY ONE
>>
RARE KHABIB
>>
>>68583321
fuggggggg my dick
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDyA3-wGWx0
>>
>>68583419
I think I've seen more different submissions on this card than in the ufc this year
>>
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>>68583297
he's just looking for an honest man brah
>>
>>68583321

still fappable but she was cuter as a baldy
>>
>>
>>68583506
>tfw ur muzzie so u can only high five the ring girls instead of grope them
>>
>>68583502
iirc all the subs in the ufc this year have been from chokes
>>
holy fuck russian women are attractive
>>
>>68583321
she got sexually abused when she was a child
>>
Can somebody who is smarter and probably more handsome than me make a webm of that first leg grab slam face punch?
>>
>>68583606
White+Mongolian is a great mix t bh
>>
Remember guys, fighting is 100% mental
>>
>>68583620
any woman worth being with was
>>
Hhahah this guy is just BTFOing Fedor
>>
>>68583485
cheers lad I like that show
>>
Fedor when?
>>
I love the performances but please I don't want to miss Fedor

I have to go in 2 bongs and 30 bings
>>
NEW

>>68583667
>>68583667
>>68583667
>>
>>68583703
7 fights left
>>
when i win the lottery im getting a revolving woman-chandelier
>>
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>>68583753
>>
>>68582543

I thought Big Brown said he was doing pilates.
>>
>>68583753

isn't it 4 till fedor?
>>
Last for Schaub.
>>
Last for Baraberena
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