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News:
>UFC set to sale for $4.1 Billion, bidders announced
http://www.flocombat.com/article/42703-sources-100-sale-of-ufc-ownership-imminent
>Dana to stay on after sale
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743503803111006208
>UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres gets 5 more bouts
Tatsuya Kawajiri vs. Cub Swanson
Dominique Steele vs. Court McGee
Zak Cummings vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Marcin Tybura vs. Viktor Pesta
Chris Camozzi vs. Thales Leites
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/15/11950732/ufc-fight-night-92-matchups-set-alex-caceres-vs-yair-rodriguez-headline
>Josh Gross confirms Fedor to the UFC on the MMA Beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84SEnQTEKE4
Previous thread: >>68540761
FUCK SCHAUB
>>68560647
Who wouldn't?
>>68560692
my horny fat sister
be careful
Don Frye is MY boy
jeff
>>68560520
show me anything outside the UFC that is half as good as the WW division
>>68560785
Sounds like she's a lesbian
>>68560861
Don Frye is a depressed, divorced, alcoholic, down-on-his-luck hick.
/shitboy/ status
>>68560918
you must be gay for brain damaged men
>>68560950
delete this
>>68560906
UFC has the majority of the talent, yeah that's a given, but they're not bad fighters just because they're outside of the UFC.
You know the talent has to come from somewhere right?
Come the fuck on man.
>>68560977
How does it feel that a """"""brain damaged"""""" man is still more charismatic, talented, and successful than you will ever be?
>>68561175
he's punch drunk, he'll be wearing diapers in a few years while i'm fucking his bitch like the cuck he is
>EFN
>WSOF
>Bellator
Tomorrow is garbage time.
>>68560918
This.
He's literally Tall, Dark, and Handsome: The Man.
>>68560950
Most of the Americans that were Pride guys seem to have JUSTed pretty badly, especially Coleman and Baroni.
>tfw finding out Hammer House wasn't real and was just a marketing gimmick invented by Pride
How many bongs til fedor?
>>68561386
three bongs,one bing, and two flim flams
CAN
>MY BOY<
RORY MACDONALD
DEFEAT STEPHEN THOMPSON?
>>68561258
Y u mad tho?
>>68561610
brendan pls go
I want everyone to be 100% motherfucking honest here. Do Schaub and Callen post here? I'm serious. I'm watching TFAK and I saw this. Synopsis of the episode is bascially Brendan and Schaub make a movie.
>"haunted office building"
>there is a Janitor (The Janitor,title of the movie)
>using the ventilation ducts the Janitor eavesdrops on the employees conversations
>he becomes bothered that the employees discuss things not related to work like girls,stuff going on in their lives (feels),fast food,which girls are the hottest,
>he begins doing things like reporting the employees to the bosses telling them all they can and should do is discuss work (sports)
>the employees become bothered by his snitching
>employees make fun of the Janitor (now called Janitard)
>Janitor gets fired at one point
>bosses keep him around because he does it for free
>eventually he starts hunting down employees at an office party
>>68561370
my boy rampage is still going strong
>>68561643
no, they're faggots that would rather browse leddit
Does autism explain this man's choice of hairstyle?
>>68561643
They don't and who cares if they did. The point of this place is we are anonymous and anybody could be posting here. For example, I am Joe rogan.
>>68561643
sounds like they want to clean up /heem/
>>68561643
I don't believe you
>UFC for sale
>LeGOAT pulling it off again
Apologize
>>68561815
Yeah right, and I'm Michael Bisping buddeh
>>68561815
I am new york rick on vacation down under for my employer and friend, ariel
>>68561815
I have questions.
>Is Onnit a scam?
>have you done cocaine?
>do you know Bailey Jay?
>>68559995
Good to see my boy Ponzinibbio getting a fight.
>>68562124
kekd
>>68562124
/a/ here/ what is this beast doing touching my waifu?
i will bring down the full force of /a/ onto your pathetic general if you don't give me a REAL explanation
>>68561192
much appreciated bro, rewatching kang vs akiyama
>>68562454
jesus thats disgusting, and done even give me any of that high test shit.
I thought it was one of those funhouse mirrors from the thumbnail.
why is will brooks fighting pearson? seems like that fight does nothing for him and could possibly end in a reverse cucking
>>68562454
Disgusting. Posting actual high test.
>>68562468
He was visiting a gaming studio or something IIRC. Get heem'd f/a/ggot
>>68562549
LOW TEST
>>68562617
okay, that's fine then. :3
my anime community could easily "heem" mark hunt though. brock will end him
>>68562588
He was a replacement for someone that got injured, it's an easy in for the UFC and means he gets a fight soon and establishes his name and makes a splash.
What alternative are you suggesting? That he turn down fights they offer him? That doesn't seem like a good idea.
>>68562588
Tbh brookins should win that fight
But the answer he's from bellator and Dana and co. hate bellator and want their fighters to get smashed in the UFC so that they look like an inferior product
They might do the same thing to fedor desu, although I think they'd be losing out on a lot of money when they could build him up into a huge draw.
Still though, brookins should win the fight by decision. I'll be surprised if he ever finishes a fight in the UFC.
>>68562468
that's a world of warcraft character you /v/edditor faggot
Why doesn't Matt Hughes get any respect anymore? I know personally he's a douche or whatever, but I rememeber a very strong narrative about him being the GOAT of his time in a deep division and it vanished.
>>68562911
He was a fucking beast, i don't know why people don't respect him either.
Maybe because he was autistic.
>>68562821
>Dana and co. hate bellator and want their fighters to get smashed in the UFC so that they look like an inferior product
eddie alvarez was given a good ranked opponent for his debut and now hes fighting for the title so im not too sure about that
>>68562821
faydor vs verdoom 2 make it happen dayneh
RIP
>>68563066
fuck she looks nothing like she does now. That pic looks like Hogda's younger, hotter sister that you wish would stop teasing you into trying to bang her.
>>68563066
Isn't she supposedly a quarter black? You can't tell at all desu.
>>68560977
where did this brain damage meme come from? Schaub seemed to be doing alright to me.
>>68562911
>I know personally he's a douche
oh so you know him personally huh? or did you just read some garbage on reddit or that mccorkle review of his book? that's what i thought, faggot.
>>68562962
Have you seen the excerpts from his book? There's a famous forum post somewhere going through it. Pretty hilarious shit.
Still, dude retired 45-9 and probably fought tougher competition than any of his contemporaries.
>>68563066
>>68563171
schaub got out early
poor travi
>>68563170
pretty sure she is as black as hendricks is indian
>>68562987
True but Eddie Alvarez has been a top lightweight in top promotions for years.
It's been a longtime coming for him.
He also got his ass beat in his first UFC fight and had to beat two top 5 guys to get his titleshot, plus no one else was really available to fight rda.
Mma fans recognize Eddie's career and thus he gets a title shot.
>>68563196
Calm down m8. I don't care what most fighters do outside of the cage. The Hughes stuff is more of a funny footnote to me.
>>68563170
More like 1/8
>>68562987
Well to be fair they paid out the ass just to poach Alvarez from Bellator, I think he got some weird caveats in his contract too about promised title shots as well.
However, Joe Silva did matchmake a lot of the mid level Pride guys like Soko, Gono and Kaz Nakamura to lose coming in.
>>68563018
I honestly think fedor learned not to fall for werdum's tricks and would fuck him up bad in a rematch.
>>68563170
>>68563212
she's like 1/16th black at most. a single grandparent was of "partial afro-venezuelan" ancestry. and since new world blacks are all already mixed it's likely even less.
>t. heem's only ronda fan
>>68563307
You seem knowledge. What Japanese fighters should I go back and watch? Not a pride expert.
comeback when?
Anastasia Yankova
>>68563171
>>68563066
RONDUH
WUH HAPPEN TO YOO
WUU HAPPEN TO YIUR BODY
NO FOR GAY CHU DIET HONDUH
>>68563356
Takanori Gomi and Sakuraba comes to mind, but you've probably heard of them.
Otherwise I actually didn't like many of the Japanese fighters. I suppose Hidehiko Yoshida put on some great fights, he was one of Pride's big stars that never made the jump over to the US.
Tatsuya Kawajiri and Shinya Aoki also had some good fights in Pride, but they came in late and their careers were way more notable outside of it.
>>68563356
watch everything antonio inoki ever did
Any news on Chad Mendes?
Also, has /heem/ ever met any fighters or ufc personalities? Share stories.
>>68561558
Your boy is a faggot, faggot.
>you know remember that Matt and his twin brother mark used to pound each other behind the barn
>>68563356
Kid Yamamoto, Hideo Tokoro are my personal favorite japanese fighters.
>>68563469
I never got into Japanese pro wrestling but I love hearing about the guy. Truly an absolute nutter.
>>68563431
shes bulking for a fight with gabi
>>68563466
>>68563469
>>68563514
Thx guys. Already watched a bunch of Gomi and Sakuraba of course. You guys forgot Joe Son btw.
>>68563470
I was given half a banana by Bisbong at JFK because I jokingly said I wanted to sell it on ebay
>>68563409
Never. I need her pretty face to stay in movies so I can jerk off to her.
>>68563549
>Joe Son
Just watch the Austin Powers movie. That is arguably his best work.
>>68563537
You guys ever seem Reem's brother fight? I didn't know he had one until earlier this week.
>>68563336
She pulled a reverse honda.
I would desu, and if you wouldn't you probably post dc duck sucking memes.
>>68563356
>>68563466
>>68563514
>>68563549
how can you guys forget mach sakurai? baka desu times sure have changed
>>68563540
the irony is this ronda would beat fit ronda in a fight
>>68563466
Heem yourself my man. No let me take that back. Shoot yourself, then heem yourself.
>>68563578
>His best work
You mean the 48 Hours about him raping that chick?
www.dailymotion.com/video/x3o4zh5
>>68563609
I don't think he was even in Pride unless I'm very mistaken
>>68563578
his best work was unfilmed in the back of a car
>>68563609
Who is he?
>>68563600
Fantastic fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U435sLoDzs
I just looked into Joe Son's prison murder and turns out he didn't strangle or shank him like you'd think.
>Authorities say he killed Graham with “a combination of kicks and punches.”
pretty based, and the dude was a pedophile to boot. i move for Joe Son to be the official BOY of heem.
>>68563356
Kawajiri, megumi fujii, sakurai, kid Yamamoto, aoki, rumina sato, and yuki kondo
>>68559995
Holy shit, the Russian cyborg is still fighting?
I was watching him beat the shit out of Brazilians on Pride Fighting Championship when I was in fucking highschool back in 2003.
>>68563412
Why must she tease me so?
>>68563846
He retired and came back recently
>>68563595
Yeah he fought in pride and strike force I think
>>68563470
Sean Alvarez came to my school and gave us a nearly 4 hour BJJ master class since he manages us from distance.
He hasn't charged anyone a dime for using his name, nor for belt promotions.
He has also worked a lot to bring top guys to teach seminars nearby, Nelson Monteiro next month and Renzo Gracie in december.
He's all class, good guy, and a very good teacher.
>>68563889
idk but i just conducted a study that confirmed that you're a huge faggot
>>68563846
>>68563918
I guess cyborgs don't age like normal humans.
>Kid Yamamoto
I used to watch this video back in 2007 while shadowboxing in my underwear.
https://youtu.be/F48Fxnu3Jek
>>68563224
best girl
>>68563356
OHHHHH FUCK
CHECK OUT MY BOY AND FAVORITE JAPANESE FIGHTER
Kotetsu "no face" Boku
>>68563983
>JAPANESE
korean ethnicity and citizenship m8
>>68563889
A lot like your lifetime study of seeing how many cock's one faggot can suck.
>>68563595
>30-32
>he unironically beat Randy when he was UFC HW champion
>>68563595
He looked like hot dogshit in the couple of Pride fights of his I've seen. Guess he couldn't adapt to an org with strikes on the ground.
>>68564061
So did Enson Inoue of all people
>>68564007
>I just googled him I know more than you
STFU newfag, he fights out japan and trains at Krazy Bee in JAPAN
Welp, Fight Night ratings will tank now that it's competing with Game of Thrones AND a game 7 full of mandrama.
>>68564099
I mean, he's got an Artem record so I didn't expect that much from him.
>>68564195
>tank
I don't think they can get any lower desu
Bellator pulls better numbers than most fight nights
>>68563736
I thought it would be some kind of infinite webm with Frank walking in circles nonstop.
>>68564190
i can tell by the way you're projecting that your first exposure to no face was 2012 or later. and way to move the goalposts retard. he is not japanese by any definition. i guess you think khabib is american because he trains at AKA. dumb frogposter.
>>68559995
>Fedor is back
My body is ready.
>>68564007
he was literally born in, lives in, and trains in Japan you retard
>>68564344
Khabib wasn't born here so no.
I see you're a casual who just discovered no face 5 minutes ago.
See
>>68564414
That's the definition of Japanese you goof.
>>68564414
>>68564477
and yet he is neither an ethnic japanese nor has japanese citizenship. funny that. if you and >>68564190 weren't johnny come latelies pretending to be veteran fans who watched RINGS or some shit you would have seen the discussion of korean-japanese in combat sports and organized crime (the two are intertwined) many times over the years. and no face always comes up in those discussions.
there's nothing worse in mma "fandom" than an ignorant newfag pretending to be an oldfag.
>>68564595
>you can't argue with me because i've been watching longer than you
>>68564638
that's literally what he's been saying and now you're gonna le simplify greentext meme me for turning it around on them. sad!
>>68564195
Fight Night is saturday night, bruh
>>68564264
This isnt true at all.
>>68564677
But bro you were dead wrong from the start because you read his Wikipedia page and thought you knew him better than longtime fans.
Sometimes it's best just to admit when you're wrong.
Goodnight /heem/. Hopefully tomorrow breezes by so we can get to the good stuff on Saturday.
>>68564680
He's just pretending m8.
>>68564711
It certainly is. Get your facts straight jack.
>>68564738
>i-i-i'm a l-l-longtime fan, i swear!
you're so transparent dude. the nice thing is that you're anon so you can just take the L and keep on truckin'.
>>68564772
Wasn't pretending. Just been heem'd too many times.
>>68564772
What now, bitch?
when the fuck is artems next fight?
and i want it to be against a fellow manlet so artem get all flowy and heem him
>>68564834
STFU jake before I come to New York and sucker heem you
>>68564932
i'm in miami, 305. come get it bitch.
>>68564843
>discussing fight nights
>links to ppv prelims
>Jason Floyd
Who the fuck is this goof?
And oh wow they beat it by 40k, bellator btfo
Lol come on dude
does anyone have the pasta about heem being retarded for talking about rogan and threatening to beat each other up?
my boy'in peter graham for his fight in ruski land
>wombo-combo
>>68564982
Prelims beating their entire event in viewership is pretty embarrassing desu
>>68564956
>this idiot is from the shitfilled, cess pool that is Florida
I'm not surprised mother fucker
>>68565022
Looks like the sort of old cunt who'd sit in a TAB all day
>>68565041
No it's not you idiot, ppv's always bring in big numbers.
We were literally discussing fight nights and you pull up this shit cause you know I'm right.
>>68565069
>alligator arms externally
>drowns toddler
i'd fuck you up and you know it.
>>68565022
not to go full /pol/ but that's an example of the true Aryan phenotype right there. white and blonde ofc but also strong facial features, almost hatchet faced and a nose like a hawk. so many of the people posted as examples of "Aryans" are potato dumpling faced untermenschen. they don't realize that the Aryan ideal has a rather severe countenance and strong, prowlike nose.
What are the latest memes lads? Or are you still pining over DCock """"jo(n)kes"""?
>>68563336
>Picture of herself on her phone case
Holy fuck, why are hues like this?
>>68564843
>>68565041
Get btfo dummy
>>68565224
>Chad Mini Mendes got popped for roids
>UFC for sale
>Memedor to get exposed
Meh....
>>68565244
>tfw Kimbo was in the top four most watched MMA fights live ever
>tfw normies jerking off over kimbo as if he was ever anything other than a meme
>>68565297
Anyone who says they didn't enjoy that fight is an idiot. I was laughing my balls off.
>>68565362
See yourself out casual.
>>68565365
>>Anyone who says they didn't enjoy that fight is an idiot.
fuck this guy who the fuck do you think you are you fucking causu-
>>I was laughing my balls off.
lol nevermind, agreed
>>68565392
Kimbo was garbage
Goodnight /heem/
Who here believes Rory MacDonald has secretly murdered dozens and dozens of prostitutes and buried them in the crawlspace beneath his house?
lads what should i name him?
>>68565575
Nobody.
>>68565584
Mr. Cat Astrophe.
>>68565584
Kimbo
>>68565584
Gunny "The White Ape" Nelson
>>68559995
Miocic vs Bones
>>assuming the both clean up house
Who wins? Would you watch it?
>>68565575
haha DAE think rory le american psycho?
>>68565605
>Stipe "I got KO'd by Stefan Struve" Miocic
>Cleaning house
He's not even getting past Overeem lad.
>>68565605
I think Miocic would slaughter Bones but I understand why no one else thinks that.
>>68559995
OP, For Glory 31 Vakhitov vs Bouzidi was main of the undercard but its canceled and now Mwekassa vs Bouzidi for interm title.
Sittichai vs Roosmalen 2 is the main of the main card.
Also Saenchai is fighting!
>>68565605
Why would anybody think Jones would win?
>>68565584
John
>>68565605
>>68565637
if jones could beat miocic easily that means he could become HW champ easily. and if he could become HW champ easily he obviously would have either already done so or planned to. but he hasn't, and that's because he knows it wouldn't be easy.
>>68565684
but that's my name. i can't name my cat my own name! i was thinking igor maybe. what are some other good heem-related names?
>>68565708
the muscle shark
>>68565650
Sweet I'll add it
And that's what I get for using the autistic op's fight list
I at least tried to tidy up the formatting a bit
>>68565708
Bruce
>>68565708
Brock.
Bones.
Tamdan.
The Barn Cat.
Nick Diaz.
>>68565584
Alpha
As in alpha cat
As in alpha cat zingano
Haha
Get it?
>>68565679
1. He's undefeated in LHW
2. LHWs are just lighter HWs that cut down to 205. A few have competed in both divisions (Courture, Henderson, Cormier, etc).
3. He's by far the largest LHW in his division. His range is the longest in the UFC.
>>68565697
He had mentioned he was willing to fight Werdum
>>68565821
Yeah but his strengths are his reach advantage and greco clinch. Stipe is big enough and has the hands to neutralise the first one, and I reckon he'd be able to get Jon down.
Now that I think about it it's silly to assume that Stipe would just walk right through him but I'd definitely pick him every time.
Post your walkout song lads
http://youtu.be/Z6BEMzVhhIc
lads how do i stop my sister from beating me up?
>>68565697
>and that's because he knows it wouldn't be easy.
DC could easily be the HW champ. Jones humiliated DC. It's not MMAth but Jones could easily be in the top 5 of ranked HW given how most HWs have really low fight IQ and just run into punches with their chins up.
>>68565898
>frank_mir_headphones.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chcEkWbUS90
Lads how suicidal do you think Ariel is after josh gross dropped the fedor scoop on his show?
JUST
>>68565914
molest her into submission as she sleeps
>>68565941
>t-thers always wsof to cover r-right guys
>>68565941
what scoop?
>>68565941
What Fedor scoop?
>>68565898
https://youtu.be/tsfnuyyjaB0
R.I.P big homie see you at the pearly gates
I can't reach a consensus. Is Claudia hot or ugly?
>>68566064
On the women fighter scale she is hot.
>>68566064
I'd call her cute
>>68566064
I wouldn't kick her dick out of my arse
>>68565997
>>68565999
Do you goofs even read the op?
>>68566091
Why the fuck would I do that? Sherdog exists.
Considering the news isn't popping up literally anywhere it's prolly bullshit too.
>>68566064
she is a very pretty man
>>68566114
We'll see senpai, the UFC probably has a promo video they're saving for Saturday.
>>68562468
>/a/
>WoW
Apply yourself, Reddit.
Can he beat Schaub?
>>68561192
>top /heem/
>>68566166
rich should take up catch. his mother's milk would be killer.
>>68563356
Genki Sudo
He should be everyone's boy
>>68566166
>fight scholb
piano doesn't play around cmon. schlob better watch his back
>>68563416
that's a big dude, but why is he fighting a girl?
Is Calderwood ever gonna be not shit again?
It all went wrong when she started training mma. She was actually moderately technically sound muay thai fighter for a women. This is enough to BTFO women mma fighters. Waste of time training things you will be never good at. Train the one thing you are half decent at and it will take you further.
>>68566223
>Train the one thing you are half decent at and it will take you further.
Cause this has been working out so well recently eh?
>>68566166
Rich can literally fuck up the whole UFC roster - if you don't know this you rally need to watch his videos and educate yourself.
HEEM
>>68566239
Exactly my point, Honda tried to be a striker instead of sticking to judo.
>>68566260
Really? Cause I think even 2016 Scott Jorgensen would beat the shit out of Rich
>>68566277
>Honda tried to be a striker
Not this shit again
>>68566272
was that Rich holding on to the dudes tie?
>>68566091
>expecting an australian to in any way know, improve, or contribute to anything on a chan
the only decent australian on this site is the guy who makes the webms of finishes in events on /heem/
>>68566293
What do you think happened?
>>68566277
>This meme discussion again
Her meme throws got defended and countered. She stuck to what she knew and when it didn't work she was left clueless. Holly even took her down. And then Holly in her fight against Miesha wasn't experienced on the ground and got choked out. You need to be a well rounded fighter, not a one trick pony.
>>68566315
She was trying to force her way into the clinch, if she was trying to be a striker she wouldn't be running at Holm trying to get into her personal space all night.
Have you seen Ronda's other UFC fights? Throwing hooks to try and get an entry in on the clinch is basically her bread and butter.
>>68566338
She spent 99% of the fight trying strike with a pro-boxer in boxing range.
>>68566366
No, a boxer kept in her striking range for 99% of the fight.
Just because a fighter isn't going for wrestling shots doesn't mean that they're not trying to take it to the ground.
>>68566272
was he holding on to a gun?
>>68566366
This is why I said this is a meme discussion, cause you're completely clueless. It took her exactly 2 minutes into the fight to realize that she couldn't box with Holly, that's not 99% of the fight, not even close, she tried using her judo at least 3 times in that fight and it didn't work. Quit wasting bandwidth.
>Flag
>>68566338
actually if you look at your webm, Ronda did get the trip, she went with the forward throw tai otoshi Holly hip checked and blocked it from going forward, but as you see Ronda laces her leg for an ouchi gari and gets the back throw/trip
Holly is the aggressor with the scramble though and gets turtle, Ronda catches up and starts her juji gatame offensive set, Holly blocks this though.
So her throw technically wasn't denied
>>68566384
That's the negro's tie
who is joey diaz and why should i care
>>68565609
canadian psycho in this case yea?
>>68566425
Terrible webm but I've never noticed that knee that stuns Davis before
>>68565898
/bleep/ where u at
this is mine btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvZY9IBD9WI
>>68566439
fat obnoxious spic and you shouldn't
>>68566425
Yes the initial throw was denied similar to the one you just posted in your webm.
>>68566402
She continually engaged in striking exchanges from start to finish. Two of the three clinches were enraged by Holmes. She need to be all the way out or all the way in to negate Holmes instead she tried to initiate striking exchanges the entire fight, instead of avoiding.
>>68566473
>Two of the three clinches were enraged by Holmes
>Holmes
You need to go watch the fight again cause this is not in any way true. I know every single detail about that fight cause I've watched it about 30 times.
>>68565898
https://youtu.be/zg5-V53a0ME
>>68566454
sorry i forgot who made it, i requested it during the event i think and the guy just slapped it together
think you could bruce it up?
>>68566425
That is the worst webm I've ever seen, did you make that?
>>68566442
More like just a psycho haha
Amirite?
>>68566439
an advocate for gods chosen people
https://youtu.be/VX6DJllf6Ds
>tfw too hyped for the fights tomorrow to sleep
For the love of fedor someone heem me
>>68566463
I'll say this as an instructor, even though if one throw gets block, as long as you chain or combo the throw, it will count to the ref, and higher ups as one continuous throw. which is why chain grappling, chain throwing is so important and the sign of a competent grappler
a lot of beginners think, oh if i sprawl or block a grapple they're screwed, a good grappler like Ronda or Maia will continously chain and link their moves together so if the first link doesnt hit the 2nd, the more links you can combine into your grapple the better, if you see the original
you could count this as 3 chains>>68566338
This also goes into why scrambling is so important
Cruz and TJ are 2 good example of chain grapplers, but for different reasons, Cruz displaying a great offense TJ defense. I've said it before but Frankie is up there too, I would rant more about Frankie later, specially how he uses his grapples to chain in boxing that is some next level shit right there
>>68566567
For sure looking forward to that Frankie breakdown before 200 my man.
Let me know if you need any webms.
>>68566567
3 CHAINS BUT I GOT ME A FEW ON
>>68566661
i think Frankie's wrestling is going to be a X factor, either really swaying the fight or getting lost in the shuffle as both guys just outstrike each other. I wonder if Frankie gets caught up in the moment and intelligently wrestlers, or will Aldo dictate the striking and footwork so well it makes Frankie shoot shit shots.
Frankie, TJ, well almost all the American wrestlers shoot their best from the open away from walls. Complete upset of what Maia and a bunch of other Brazlians have been doing and using the cage ways to complete theirs.
Its funny cause you'll always see the smaller american guys, use the wall to defend a shot, but the brazilians will actually prefer to start or finish their shots against or near the walls as an aide. There are few exceptions but that generalizations is noticeable for the last few years
>>68566749
meant opposite not upset of Maia
>>68563659
He was in Pride.
>>68563699
>I never watched Vale Tudo Japan
>how to spot a 189'er
>>68566338
Rewatching Holly against Tate and Holms, Holly has pretty bad footwork for a striker, she tends to be literally on her heels, she loses power, speed and is prone to a real ankle damage with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS-pC6UUQFc
I want a spicy banger from fedor
What's that one move you pull off in training all the time but never see used in a fight?
For me it's the hip bump sweep from guard to mount, not sure why it isn't used more
is Bellator or WSOF gonna be any good?
>>68567098
Are you able to do it drilling? or do you mean yo're able to do it in a casual roll but not in a competitive setting?
I'm a judo nidan/HS wrestling coach so i got a slew of moves in my back pocket that i know how to do, but in terms of when i compete i stick to my go to's. I see some people poo pooing on being a one trick pony, wither its being a leg lock specalist, or armbar, but if you train, you have to admire and infact you wanna learn from those people because they can get a set of moves and are able to impose their will and hit that move from all sorts of set ups.
In judo they call it tokui waza (speciality techniques) and they're your go to.
For me i have my drop seoi nage which is my bread and butter and tai otoshi. For my ground work i enjoy juji gatame an kata gatame. I can teach and explain most of the moves . In terms of my own personal growth i like to get good at the mongolian lift and on the ground ive been working on the 50/50 guard with some of the guest BJJ players that come into my gym
>>68567098
Flying armbar
I have a 95% success rate
>>68567098
Hip Bump sweep is fucking awesome. I mark out whenever it happens in MMA. I have seen it a few times. Usually when super high level dudes like Jacare or Maia do it or in the lower leagues where the skill level is not as high.
>>68559995
>8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
I am so goddamn pumped for this one:
>Alex Caceres vs. Yair Rodriguez
>Tatsuya Kawajiri vs. Cub Swanson
>Dominique Steele vs. Court McGee
>Zak Cummings vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
>Marcin Tybura vs. Viktor Pesta
>Chris Camozzi vs. Thales Leites
>watching TFATK 3D
>Schaub and Callen kiss
trashman.jpg
>>68567225
>But you don't see in fights
derp can't read.
The 2 main guards you see used in MMA are butterfly and half. One reason you don't see a lot of close guard sweeps is because the current meta has moved away from closed guard a majority of guard players look to sweep from the above mentioned.
Still they are nice sweeps though.
>>68567225
Rolling. Please use English in this British Tea Discussion forum
>>68567240
I thought the hip bump would be excellent to use since guys are looking for posture so much more in MMA. Even if they block the sweep they can make themselves vulnerable to a kimura or a guillotine. Everyone seems to look for triangles constantly when rolling, it's like an ego thing for them
>>68563066
If anyone says they wouldn't destroy weight cut rhonda, theyre a fag
>>68567439
its just a fact that most MMA fighters dont ahve amazing jiu jitsu.
You know when you hear boxing fans say MMA fighters have shit boxing compared to actual boxers? Same thing with grappling unless your a real specialist like Maia.
>>68567587
Yeah Jacare and Maia are really something special to watch.
The same could be said with Muay Thai, it says something when the best Muay Thai is Matt Brown and compared to actual Thai boxers he's still kinda shit
>>68567587
while true, don't judge a mma fighter by their belt color either
lot's of stupid high level white and blue belts out there that can compete at higher blackbelt level
but i guess that's the combo with wrestling/no-gi training
kickboxing and MT don't help a lot with boxing. karate might a tad
>>68567665
>lot's of stupid high level white and blue belts out there that can compete at higher blackbelt level
Gym or Jits coachs are way more important then belt level. Hughes had amazing Jiu Jitsu and he was never even ranked. And Barnett is a great grappler and he just has an honorary Black belt and would always go to great pains to stress that hes not a Jiu Jitsu practitioner.
>>68567707
>Matt Huges
>Josh Barnett
I think ultimate wither its wrestling or jitz, or sambo or judo if its good grappling its grappling all in the end, just with different names. Which is why i find it silly people get into pissing contest about which one is better. Like you're saying finding a good gym or coach is more important. and ultimately it just depends on where you live if you can find a good gym or coach. Some styles have like more good gyms, but its all grappling in the end,
>>68567749
i get what your saying but there are subtleties.
Its why people say there is a difference between Dutch style Kickboxing and Muay Thai.
>>68561304
Anybody know which fight this is?
>>68563836
He's already the patron saint of Taima, take that as you will.
>>68567871
>it's a taima plays their shitty in-joke videos at every oppurtunity including during the broadcast episode
That place is so bad holy shit
>>68566439
hes the funniest comedian in existence, truly a once in an ever human experience
>>68567881
You should bring it up when it happens next time. They're really open to positive critique.
Lets watch a fight, /heem/.
http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-tuf1finale-griffin-bonnar-hoffree?id=
>>68568099
Wow that was amazing!
>>68567518
based scissor sweep
that shit is hard to pull off
>>68563466
>>68563356
everyone watch Rumina Sato's and Caol Uno's fights in Shooto its legendary shit
Gus fighting Blachowicz at UFC hamburg
>>68568197
>Blachowicz
literally who
UFC wants the Jones rematch after he beats DC.
>>68568197
>blac
we already know how this is gonna turn out
>>68568256
I'm happy they aren't throwing alex to the wolves again. Honestly if he loses I wouldnt be surprised if he retires
>>68568197
gonna get blached
any 5%ers awake?
How'd you score the first round?
I gave it to Faber, but haven't rewatched it since. I'm not super confident that he won it though, it might be the whole disregarded challenger does better than expected thing that makes people overrated a performance.
>>68568279
He deserves an easy fight after getting that undeserved title shot. He's on a 3 loss skid cause he keeps fighting the hardest fights without being able to rebound from his losses
>>68568279
yeah, he needs a tune-up fight or two
>>68568328
>that undeserved title shot
Probably got to be the biggest load of bullshit I've seen the UFC throw out so far that isn't the Reebok deal
LITERALLY only put it together because no matter who won it'd be a big fight for a returning Jones
>>68565365
I didn't watch that fight live and didn't even care remotely
I don't understand why people get excited for kimbo/shamrock/other grandpas fighting
>>68566278
>Cause I think even 2016 Scott Jorgensen would beat the shit out of Rich
>>68568302
right here brother
>"What the fuck do you mean you can't get it up, Jon?"
>>68568682
>put that dick away jon im not in the mood
>>68568302
what kind of gun is that
>>68568997
looks like some sort of Anti-Schaub rifle lad
>>68568686
Good tune up for gus
Name a place Jon Jones can go to where Cormier wont be sucking
Does such a place exists
New York maybe, if DC is too scared to go there.
>>68569157
Will Jones bring this webm up at the presser?
>>68569244
yes
How is Hendo getting a title shot in 2016? The memes have gone too far this time.
lads I just had a 7 egg 4 banana pancake
is this enough or do I need more
>>68569322
There hasn't been a single peep about it from anything official, it's just something Bisping and Hendo keep bringing up.
I like to think UFC aren't absolute madman enough to do it.
>>68569157
>>68569281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lQF7eDA3RY
have you seen this my man
>>68569390
They did Conor and Nate, he'll, they keep ARTEM FUCKING LOBOV in the UFC just to keep the McGregor $ flowing, they are kikes that will do literally anything for money.
Seriously, ARTEM being in the UFC with his dog shit record and terrible fucking performances (he literally gave up and flopped to the ground like Dada 5000) proves they will do anything for $, the actual sport doesn't matter
>>68569390
Bisping said his first defense is confirmed in the uk. Saw something on Twitter about Rockhold vs Weidman II happening at msg. I doubt Jacare will get the shot
>>68569439
>They did Conor and Nate
Nate was a short notice replacement for RDA remember? Don't know how pertinent that is to anything.
also yeah Artem sucks but then again he did ktfo everyone on TUF
>>68569465
I only doubt it'll be Jacare because Yoel will be back very soon.
>>68559995
>>68559995
Dana won't last long under someone else's management.
They'll keep him on temporarily just as soon as the next guy gets acclimated.
No one wants that grand goof around.
Hope he gets heemed into an early grave.
>>68569500
I doubt it will be Yoel or Jacare because Bisping has a ton of marketability as a champ but is very vulnerable to losing his belt. Dana wouldn't squander that by giving away his belt to a foreigner who can barely speak English.
>>68569571
Man, it's still a sport. It'll be Yoel getting the title shot.
>>68569578
I'm not justifying this, I'm explaining why he do is likely getting the shot. Yoel is coming off a suspension for peds. "Tainted supplements" or not he still tested positive for peds. He isn't coming off that suspension to a title shot.
Who /Claudinha/ here
>>68569598
Didn't think of that. You know, I think I'm just shitscared that they'll actually give Hendo the title shot.
It's honestly feeling more and more likely.
If he can do it why can't you?
>>68569764
I actually want to see it.
Now that Bisping won it, the MW title is 100% a meme title. Needs a meme title fight.
>>68569794
If Dom can't, how can I?
>>68569794
how old is dominick
>>68569805
>bisping
>meme fighter
BUDDEH
>>68568686
>>68568197
>tfw he lose
>>68560950
fuck u goof
>>68569466
It proves that the UFC are kikes that only care about money and if bisping-Hendo is the most profitable bisping match up (protip: it is) then that is the match up that will occur, not the one that "should" happen to determine the best MW
Not sure how you're not getting it
>>68570286
Trust me I totally get it now. With things like Gus vs Cormier and Weidman getting the instant rematch, it shouldn't surprise me that Bisping/Hendo is a likely card that UFC will play.
I'd rather it not be though, and it makes me sick that it's even being discussed, but oh well FiteFans don't pay the bills.
>>68570366
early stoppage
>cruz will NEVER simulate faber's death
Acceptance comes after anger, right?
Why would Bork ever identify as a Canadian?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/16/11957940/ufc-exec-on-rory-macdonald-we-encourage-him-to-enter-free-agency-mma-news
>I think we're all about making sure we've got as many great Rory MacDonald's in every part of the world because clearly he's a great fighter, he's a great competitor, he's a great representative of our sport," Wright said. "But in the end, it's Rory's decision, and we encourage him to go into the open market. That's something he's certainly entitled to do, and we would encourage him to do so."
>"In the end we're just looking forward to sitting down with him after and having a good conversation," Wright said. "He wants to put on a big performance and then fight for the UFC championship belt. So, we'll wait and see what happens. But what Rory does is up to him, and we'll support whatever he decides."
>>68570509
"In all of us"
"Status of Women Minister"
"Patty Hajdu"
Wew lad I hope my (wonder)boy brings some values to canada
>>68570509
>I don't like gays, write that down in your little notebook.
what did he MEAN by this?
they're not actually going to give old man henderson a title shot are they?
>>68570389
I'm with you but I can't lie....
There's a part of me that wants it to happen
>>68570834
Brock was being hit on by a male reporter and couldn't think of a more alpha way to shut him down. And this was in 2004, a year where nobody gave a fuck about the homos.
>>68570883
You better believe it, sunshine.
Good news lads, my ban is finally up
>>68570940
too much writing, i'm not reading that shit
>>68570956
Long story short, I got banned for Pianaposting
>>68570977
>Pianaposting
please perma heem yourself
This should take care of it
>>68571062
Is that your actual email?
>>68571074
it's the email i dont use
>>68571074
Yeah dude, just like Schlomo Shekelstein is his real name.
... are you retarded?
>>68570940
do the vaccums really work
>>68571099
okay, just wanna make sure so we can get Brandon's response
>>68571118
Probably
>>68559995
Fight Night 92 looks pretty underwhelming
>>68571130
Of course
>>68571162
my boi Alex gonna put on a show, buddy
>>68570940
Welcome back, bro. You do your vacuums yet?
This should also take care of it
>>68571227
Yep, my waist is now smaller than my arms
>>68570508
getting beat up for 25 minutes without being able to hurt your attacker once is worst and much more frustrating than getting your neck sore
>>68571300
>that chest
looks like implants
>>68571317
>
but thats the all natty all american
find a picture of two more exposed athletes
>>68571317
Nope, just thirty years of steroids
>>68571062
>>68571263
This is becoming autistic, good job
>>68571343
He's not completely wrong, the synthol gives it that weird fake look
>>68571317
they inject oil
>>68568325
nah.. u right, m8. first round faber.
>>68571389
>>68571390
thats clearly an implant tho, if you watch the videos it gets even more evident too
>>68571340
>no jbj
0/10 apply yourself.
>>68571300
That's what I like to hear god dammit. Remember, every fuckin day, don't stop.
>>68571317
Go away, Alistair
So guys can Nate beat Rafael
>>68571798
>>68571853
He arleady lost to Rafael, Borat
>>68571853
'no'
>>68571798
>not the weak should fear the strong.webm
>>68571798
viscous heems coming in hot
>>68571798
>>68571798
>>68561192
>Dominick Cruz vs a ninja
lol what an insanely one sided fight
>>68571898
Thanks captain. What I meant was is he even able to beat Dos Anjos at all.
>>68571916
How so? I believe If Nate were serious enough he could put up much better performance than he did in their first fight.
>>68571674
man dont fukin talk to me im fukin here to train not to talk
>>68565584
George St Purrrrrrrr
>>68571798
:)
>>68572153
peak performance vs peak performance RDA is superior. Nate could win on a good day but more often than not RDA towels nate.
>>68570508
>brazilian
>no ass
god must hate her
>>68572559
>at Old Trafford
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Sousa's getting shafted hard if that is the case though. I don't think it's really a bad fight honestly, it'll also result in another overload of salt from Luke so it should be fun desu
>>68572559
botter is a hack with agenda against ufc
>>68572559
wew
this would actually be pretty ridiculous
>>68571425
yeah you can see the actual muscle roll over the implant at 18 min mark
https://youtu.be/CrfOsQd6ZWA?t=18m
>>68572155
Yeah, that's what I though, Bas. All bark, no bite.
Reminder that Brandon is a meem and fucking sucks
>Lawler Heem'd Manhoef in the first round
>Manhoef heem'd Hunt in 18 seconds
Robbie lawler could unironically heem Mark Hunt
>>68563416
womanlets on suicide watch
how long will the cans fight for before fedor graces us with his presence
>>68563336
Dat's a dood!
>>68570508
i wonder wat her butehole smell like
>fedor will crush fatio candonaldo later
>tfw shit to do today
Fuggg
>>68573195
Acai
>prime fedor v JBJ is NEVER EVER tier
Place your bets, ladies.
>>68573195
bleach and beans
>>68573195
Butene
>Fedor is unironically returning ion an hour and a half
>>68573081
No he couldn't
>>68573362
Probably actually could
>>68573334
well theres going to be like 3 hours of fights before hand right
Does anybody put efn torrents up? Can I just watch this shit later?
>>68573444
hopefully only a few cans will fight before him
>>68573513
look at the card bud. it is ufc sized. early prelims included
>>68573550
god damnit
>>68573498
>not having Fight Pass
>>68573617
pacing is much better at least
>>68573498
>efn torrents
That's fucking illegal!
Like if you think Fedor should fiht Bork instead
>>68568363
>I dont see how people get excited for grandpas fighting
>>68569805
>I want it see hendo vs bisping 2 for the title
M8, you havin' a giggle yeh or you just can't see the irony?
damn the PCC killed yesterday the biggest narco boss in Paraguay in a massive gunfight with several armored cars and even a mounted .50 involved lol
MFW Fedor heems Malbanabo in the first round. Also I've begun my apprenticeship in producing spicy memes for heem.
>>68574458
You write this ironically, but it'd be an amazing fight.
some crazy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWiyPFrj1ko
>>68574840
would be like kimbo v dada 5000 only worth way more money
UFC 205
Edgar vs Mcgregor
Jones vs Rumble
Brock vs Fedor
Weidman vs Rockhold II
Iaquinta vs Melendez
>>68575238
nice joke
>>68570509
Tbh I'm totally cool with changing the anthem to be gender neutral but
>in all of us command
What the fuck is that? That's not even proper English
>>68575238
>Jones vs. Rumble
>Implying rumble can beat based Glover
kek
>>68573027
Browne retired Shcaub, but he didn't cuck him. He's stuck with Schaub's sloppy seconds that gets fatter and more depressed every month. Schaub's girl is way hotter than Rhonda ever was.
>>68559995
30 minutes, until Fedor is out cold :^)
so, according to joe rogan just a couple pounds heavier than conor in 196
what will be their weight difference come 202?
I'd bet at least 8 pounds
>>68575507
more like 6h, there's FOURTEEN (14) fights before the canning
stay up and watch EFN or sleep and watch bellator
what do?
>>68575324
Your national anthem is part of your country's history, though.
>>68575521
according to joe rogan nate was*
>>68575612
fedor
>>68575612
you will not miss anything, go to sleep
stream for frodo?
for non-cuckpass cucks
>>68575723
ufc.tv
Anyone showing up for heemspeak?
>>68576021
i might desu
>>68576069
keep me awake as we watch russian memes
>>68576021
20 bings til fights lads, I barely slept all night
Who /CROSSFIT/ here?
could you take anyone here in a fight?
Is it autism?
https://youtu.be/P56kA5k7T9U
is cuckpass showing ads right now?
>>68576609
My daughters autistic you fuck. Is that supposed to be an insult to someones character? You're a real piece of shit.
>>68576021
Is heemspeak livestreamed cause I wanna listen but I dont wanna talk
>>68576714
Enjoy your retarded daughter.
>>68576609
beautifully made video for a self-reflecting beautiful fighter
romac is such a pure soul
>>68576788
I will.
>>68576684
Yeah 200 ads
>>68576788
Maybe it's high functioning autism
>>68576723
It's a podcast. The first one is on YouTube.
>>68576840
cheers m8
>>68565584
Artem
>>68576723
You can join and turn your mic off and type in the chat
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>68576874
Yeah I know but is it streamed so I can listen live?
>>68563281
Is that a topkick?
>>68576723
Don't be scared homie
>>68576714
Zika virus really doing work on you monkey's lul
>>68563281
thats a Bigg Rigg
>>68576609
This guy makes the GOAT mma videos tbqh
>>68559995
i came here from /pol/
wheres blood and stompedout guts webms?
>>68576936
this link doesn't work famalam
>>68577008
>monkey's
>>68577356
Do you have teamspeak?
>>68566272
>le record and don't help man
>>68577436
holy shit im retarded i tried putting this link in firefox
>>68572265
kek
>>68577492
download teamspeak first
open it
click connect
copy address into the address bar
>>68572105
Best Shaub moment
What exactly were Schaub's reasons for quitting?
>>68576417
PUFFY
VULVA
>>68577595
lack of talent and CTE
>>68577595
a roided up, drug fucked, manlet told him him too, so he gave up on his dream.
>>68577620
good to see them get a girl in there who isn't a 0 out of 10
>>68566491
>rematch never
I want a non-retarded version of my fight-fu to avenge her loss.
interesting Fedor not fighting in ring
>worried
does this shit on fight pass supposed to have english or what
>>68566272
ayyyy
m1 russian buffer > fight night buffer
Are they going straight to main? I just wanted to see Peter.
man the building is fucking empty, sad as shit.
>>68577758
ah the english started
>sweden
>w
>e
>d
>e
>n
BTFO
>15
;(
>debut women fighters
even russia is gay
>>68577869
This will always be the outcome when a white boy faces a strong black bull
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>>68577775
>>68577634
>>68577630
I suppose getting savagely heemed 4 times and knowing he'd never get past guys like Overeem, Miocic, Werdum or Cain, I'd retire too.
h-heem tappy or something
brutal armbar
at least these cunts fucked off quick
>>68577988
What would heem be without that one insecure black guy
>>68578017
mismatched fight
It's the same way with ufc fight pass prelims, it's a long card, I'm sure it'll fill up.
>>68577988
I was talking about this desu
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1466173796283.webm
>>68577869
Memes aside, Gus lost this fight because of range-finding mistakes, right? It looked like he got real hasty which allowed Rumble to bum rush his ass.
>>68577869
meme magic
>>68577544
suggestion: should /heem/speak move to discord?
reasons: free, doesn't require installation, free smartphone app, easily accessible via link
this nigga brought an orchestra
>>68571798
someone should send this to rogan. He would freak out
>14 more fights until main
>>68578145
talk it over with the rest of heemspeak. Maybe if most of us are online for the UFC this weekend.
>>68574822
what a nice coloured seat