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/heem/: HERE WE GO! edition


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Upcoming events:
6/17: EFN Global - Fedor vs Maldonaldo [LIVE]

6/17: WSOF 31 - Ivanov vs Copeland [Main Card @ 9PM ET on NBCSN, Prelims on wsof.com @ 5:45PM ET]

6/17: Bellator 156 - Galvao vs Dantas [Main card starts at 9 PM EDT; Prelims on spike.com @ 7:50 PM EST]

6/18: UFC FN 89 - MacDonald vs Thompson [FP Prelims start at 6:45 PM EDT, 11:45 PM BST, FS2 Prelims start at 8:30 PM EDT, Main card starts at 10:30 PM EDT, 3:30am bst on FS1]

6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Mwekassa vs Bouzidi
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

News:
>Bisping vs Hendo 2 in the works
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743628545235116032

>fedor to UFC
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/743839038755332097

>UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett bouts added
Jan Blachowicz vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Tae Hyun Bang vs. Nick Hein
Henry Briones vs. Brad Pickett
Jessin Ayari vs. Emil Weber Meek
Nicolas Dalby vs. Peter Sobotta
Christian Colombo vs. Jarjis Danho
Scott Askham vs. Jack Hermansson
Rustam Khabilov vs. Reza Madadi
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alexander-gustafsson-vs-jan-blachowicz-among-ufc-fight-night-93-additions

>Jorge Masvidal replaces Claudio Silva vs Siyar Bahadurzada at UFC 201
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/17/11962058/silva-out-masvidal-in-vs-bahadurzada-at-ufc-201

>UFC FN 89 Weigh-ins @ 5pm ET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46X_VTk4jaM
Previous thread: >>68583667
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about time you lazy amerilard
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>the OP matters
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fyodor
a
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i
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First for flute-girl
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who wanted stand and bang?
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>>68590150
>le succ schaub piana memes are funny
literally the epitome of an underage redditor on 4chan
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>>68590137
Now he's gonna post it 50 early and get it deleted and chimp out again. Way to go.
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>>68590156
ugly as fuck
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>tfw missed the first 2 minutes cause of shitposting

Fuck these threads are flying for fedor
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20th for fedor
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>>68590227
Buddy I will heem you into an early grave of you talk about flute-girl like that again.
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>>68590225
I'm not the autistic op you goof.
This is my format and news, and I don't post threads early like that retard.

I waited a bit extra to see if anyone else wanted to op this time too.
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>>68590184
Is it embarassing this is the best your country has to offer? Way better boxing desu.
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>>68590344
its ok cutie
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this russian commentator is givinf me cancer
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I hope churka will lose.
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>>68590344
>This is my format and news
literally my exact template with a few minor differences
it doesn't look any better btw lmemo
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How many more fights until felder?
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>>68590414
Your attempt at speaking English is giving me cancer, you useless third world scum.
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http://live.tvembed.com/view_channel/159373-1125-0-/Eurasia-Fight-Nights-50:-Emelianenko-vs.-Maldonado.html
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>>68590076
>literally 30 lines of "upcoming events" going 4 months into the future

jesus christ this autism.
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Have I missed anything since that slurping last fight that went to decision?
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>>68590464
Fuck off bro this is my oc and it looks infinitely better.
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MY BOY IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE30ya4jXYI
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>>68590480
2
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>>68590400
>mma fighter sponsored by Purina
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>>68590557
>The Chris is live
>Fights are on


Wow this is a very tough spot I didn't expect to be in today
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>>68590525
>mfw spurdo thinks his opinion matters
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HURRY IT UP PLEASE
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>>68590567
its for his cat
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>>68590542
get in my guard bro
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>>68590557
>>68590615
>watching q&a's when fights are on

How autistic can you get?
There are literal autists on here who aren't that autistic.
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>waiting to see Pedor "fight"
Are you retarded or something?
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Are they stomping on the floor? Jesus...
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>>68590777
This isn't just any Q&A mate..
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>>68590777
Weidman q&a > these communist fights

Just waiting for Fedor desu
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>>68590874
THIS
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We /spinning shit/ now
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>>68590815
Looks quite cool desu
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>>68590557
>George St. Beer
>I joined the team
>He's still my boy

Is this the guy from here yesterday that is gonna name his kid Rory if its a boy.
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>>68590874
Modern Russia is literally more capitalist than USA
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>>68590815
WE SPINNIN SHIT NOW
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>>68590777
trips of truth
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this is great
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>>68590506
>knows only english
>thinks being born in england makes him somehow superior
i speak german, croatian, and english achmed hbu?
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How many fights until fedor?
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>>68590930
You're crazy.
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>>68591078
current one last round, 2 more then fedor iirc
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>>68590920
wish he would have offer'd chris a hit of the bong
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SPARKLING FIGHTS
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>>68591036
Can we get a translator in here please?
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>>68591104

Be very careful
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>>68591104
The guy on the right is the mastermind behind Vlad, responsible for Putinbots among other things.
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The fucking chin on this Croat
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Is there an openly gay mma fighter that we can sacrifice to khabib?
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I love this commentator.

>Nice try to kick his opponents head

>Showing Self respect
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>>68591184
this desu, I thought he'd be done in the second, he's taken some shit that's looked really nice
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EXCALLENT CAMBINATION

EXCALLENT COUNTER PUNCH
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excellent commentating
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>>68591198
Top tear ring girls, only the best
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>>68591198

what a classy lady
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>>68591219
Jessica Andrade
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>>68591198
Moscow girls are the worst.
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>tfw you've watched all this but might actually miss Fedor because of how long it's taking

Please please hurry it up
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>>68591124
didn't knew shitposting was allowed during the holy month of ramadan
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>>68591333
how much fucking longer before fedor
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>>68591290

careful lad
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Lads only 2 fights until fedor, the hype is getting real!!
I'm expecting a Jon jones-esque performance.
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pleas HURRY up
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>>68591362
2 fights
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>>68591362
2 more fights, but they like to put a solid 10 or 15 minute break between each fight so that sort of doubles the time. There's at least over an hour left I think
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Just keep a permanent Khabib cam
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>all these literally who russians
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>>68591325
Open your heart
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>>68591298
you kidding? plastic ass barbie crap
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>>68591405
>>68591362
>>68591333
like you have something better to do
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>>68591470
PROJECTING THIS HARD LMAOOOOOOO
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>tfw someone keeps logging into my fight pass account

Which one of you is it?
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>the caliphate of russia
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Russia proud Muslim nation
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wait russians say dobra veche too?
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>they were playing the BLADE theme

So based
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>>68591542
It's 23:00
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>>68591542
Дoбpый вeчep
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>>68591507
;)
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>>68590695
>shoving in a bunch of irrelevant information just for the sake of filling space
>not realizing it just makes people not want to read any of it

you know these threads don't last very many hours. the next ~5 events is more than enough and that way your precious news won't get buried either. makes it a compact package of information that could actually be useful, instead of a huge block of text.
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Lads how long until Fedor?
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What's the next fight?

I know Peter graham vs minakov is the co-main which should be spicy, but what's up next? Any prospects?
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>find out I have until 10:30
>awesome I might be able to catch fedor now
>still on the post fight speech of a fight that started 40 minutes ago
jesus christ
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>>68591325
barnaul-kun please....
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>>68591615
>Lads how long until Fedor?
http://www.sherdog.com/events/EFN-50-Emelianenko-vs-Maldonado-52195
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>>68591615
2 fights.
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>3 fatman cointoss fights after this one
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>>68591605
I'll take it into consideration, but I like seeing the full schedule and seeing what's coming up desu.

You want more news?
I could've included bellator signing an undefeated collegiate wrestler from notre dame, Joey Davis, but it's not really relevant.
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Some one got a gif of those dudes fighting in those inflatable armor?
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>>68591618
I think I'm going to miss it

The performances and downtime were understandable when we were getting 1st round KO's and it was earlier on, but we just got a 3 round decision ffs

Partially why I like the how UFC airs so late here in Bongland, I wouldn't be doing shit all else at that time anyway so even if it's a shit card it's not a real issue
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>>68591198
how black do you have to be to get a woman like this
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>That qt blonde behind the announcer
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>>68591615
2 fights. 5 hours.
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>drive to another state and back
>still have to sit through garbage fights waiting for the meme fight

wew lads
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CAGE FIGHTING CHAMPION
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>>68591316
Embrace it.
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who /Pride/ here

>tfw no more referee pov cam fights
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>>68591809
I'll transport you into a whole other state of consciousness, big guy
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woah whose mail order bride is that singing?
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>>68591412
Threadly reminder straya was pushing for this "production value" in the UFC just yesterday
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>>68591801
>5 hours
Stop kidding lad.
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This is my first EFN show. Are they always this long and ridiculous?
I have nothing better to do with 17 hours of my day anyway, fun as fuck desu
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tyson fury dun got slim
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>>68591770
you have to be a full on gorilla to find that thing attractive
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>>68591843
Where does this brown ladies come from exactly?
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>>68591798
Do you know what this guy in your pic is looking at?
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These Russian "musicians" are fucking killing this card.

Dont care how hot that blonde is but her voice is like nails on a chalk board
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Anyone else keep thinking they hear the doorbell with this song?
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this guys sounds like eminem
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>"The Hyrbid"

What did he mean by this?
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>>68591942
how is ur vagina hafael
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>>68591928
"Sunbed"
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>>68591873
Shame too, because head mounted camera footage can look so good these days
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>coming out to this rapping clown after that qt belted one out

Embarrassing
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>>68591933
He's looking at the lineup for the next Fight Night
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weidman is such a bro
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>>68591970
half fighter
half retard

full clown
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OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPM6FFD2eCk
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>>68591976
You don't have any turkish brown ladies there?
Shame
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Oh it's baby fedor! You may remember him from Affliction
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First round KO plz
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>>68591942
>Dont care how hot that blonde is but her voice is like nails on a chalk board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlZndo8qO0
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>>68591933
A girl penis
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and Wolf! You may remember him from this
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>>68592114
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>>68592057
I remember him from Fedor seminars
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>>68591913
please respond
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MMA fighters are in the best shape they truly an inspiration I also want to start the pie & doughnut diet.
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I just want to squeeze his belly
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Grab his stupid beard braid!
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this neckbeard gonna get heemed into an early grave
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I'm so fucking excited to see Fedor in a big fight again.
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THROWING BOMBS
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>>68592148
thats a real fake expression
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How are you guys watching this?
and dont you dare say fightpass
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>tfw drank my first soda in years to stay up for this card and now have the bubble guts

At least the incoming poop will be satisfying
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>>68592251
ufc.tv
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>>68592251
ufc.tv you goof
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>>68592251
fightpass
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>>68592251
YOU EFF SEE DOT TEE VEE
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>>68592251
ufc.tv
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>>68592234
>big fight
You're joking, right?
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Kiril could honestly be ufc hw champ.
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SPICY
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>>68592251
They updated Fightpass recently its actually really good
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>>68592301
really says a lot about current state of ufc hw
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FYODOR YIMILIANENKA
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>>68592251
UFC Network
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THIS FAT FUCK IS THROWING PUNCHES WITH LIGHTNING

JESUS HIS HANDS ARE TOO FAST
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>we have very much chair and very much celebrity in the hole
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>>68592301
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The commentator is more entertaining than the fight, and it's been quite spicy
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>>68592200
Is grabbing the beard against the rules?
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He actually looks like baby Fedor now.
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>>68592299
Fabio is an iron chinned UFC vet you goof, it will be a good test before fedor's UFC debut.
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did nate marquardt get off the gas?
he looks fat as fuck
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>Chris says Rory has never trained or fought against anyone like Wonderboy
>Rory has trained with Wonderboy himself and brought in Raymond Daniels/Michael Page to train for this fight

This Q&A has been great but cmon Chris

>as I say this someone says "those brazilians" when Aljo was talking about cheaters
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boxervs"""mmastriker""".fight
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>>68592251
findminecraft.com/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
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you guys are missing an awesome weidman Q and A
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>>68592301
>>68592390
Stipe would crush these goofs imo. My boy Kirill could probably hang around in the top ten though.
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based weidman calling out the filthy brazilian scum
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why does mackenzie dern have the same nose as ariel helwani?
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Kiril should drop to lightheavy
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>>68592550
But we can watch that later after the fights
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>tfw unironically going to miss Fedor

Th..thanks EFN
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>>68592556
Weidman would never lose to a dirty Brazilian
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SOOOO BLOOOODY FACE
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JUST BLEED
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>>68592634
but why would you watch literal whos?
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How is he still standing
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What a beating

JUST FUCKING BLEED
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>>68592301
he could never get through USADA
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>>68592550
>>68592556
Have they said when the chris will fight next and against whom?
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Post schaub webms
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nick diaz after 30 pies
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HIS FACE IS SO BROKEN INTO PIECES
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>>68592553
minakov would kill stipe
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>>68592760
he said MSG for sure
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>>68592694
because these are exciting and fun fights
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baby fedor has really fast hands
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>>68592760
he said ufc 205 in Nov, but not against who
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>>68592760

He just had his neck surgery last week and he is dead set on being on the NY card in November so hes waiting until then.
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Unexpectable
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>>68592251
http://www.streamendous.com/channel17.php
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>>68592879
fat sage?
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>>68592879
murderface
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>tfw we will see the best, fully roided versions of fabio and fedor tonight
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>>68592832
>that uppercut followed by overhand right
Throws it like a jab cross, he's an animal
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How would these guys do against Travis Browne?
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>>68592915
fedor is natty m8
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Baby Fedor could lose. He looks completely gassed
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hometown = motherland

now you know, faggots
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>>68592958
He's up 2 rounds


DMX WHERE DA HOOD AT
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soviet spy in da club
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WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT
NIGGAS HAVING SEX
WITH THE SAME SEX
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Lol Anna chapman
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>>68591738

i just think it could be a bit more compact. maybe the next 5 events coming up along with a pastebin link with the full schedule? then have the latest news under that. that way it'd be very quick to read and also informative, and it'd be easy to check out the full schedule.
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>Anna Vasil'yevna Chapman is a Russian national who was residing in New York City when she was arrested, along with nine others, on 27 June 2010, on suspicion of working for the Illegals Program spy ring
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>mfw Fedor drops a UD
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>>68592943
Yeah, like all the other russian athletes.
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>>68592985
I SHOW NO LOVE
TO HOMO THUGS
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wehre da hood @
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>>68592985
Why are rappers given a free pass for homophobia and sexism by feminists?
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>>68592994
>>68593005
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baby fedor is going to pull a mcgregor
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>>68593063
theyre not white
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>>68592985
based dmx
based omar
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Baby Fedor getting heem'd
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>>68593063
They aren't, the song is from the 90s. Probably wouldn't matter much today though, the blacks still hate the gays.
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>>68593061
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these chubbo russians know how to fight
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>>68593063
because they are black. blacks are a minority, therefore they don't do anything wrong.
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>>68593078
U S A
S
A
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>>68593078
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Wolf needs to push for a finish
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>>68593063
Because feminists treat black people like children
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>>68592997
Be the Jon jones you wanna see on /heem/ senpai, nothing stopping you but yourself.
Let's see the dankest, most compact, and informative op you've got in the next thread.
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>>68593125
That song is from the early 2000s.
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>>68593157
>>68593078
would undermine US 'intelligence' with
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>>68593131
one is german
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fight should'of been stopped long ago desu
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Spicy banger desu lads
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>>68593190
Shit, thought it was older than that.
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lads could /heem/ put on a show like this for HEEM 1?

we could get some music and fireworks surely
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I'm actually going to miss Fedor.
This is bullshit heavyweights should have heemed the other in the first
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>>68593260
I'll do commentary and referee at the same time.
Saves money desu
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>>68593260
It wont work. The only people autistic enough to actually set this sort of thing up are eastern Europeans that dont post for weeks at a time.
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So what are you guys gonna post when Fedor wins?
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>>68593157
>>68593078
>U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden, when jokingly asked by Jay Leno on NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, "Do we have any spies that hot?", replied in a mock serious tone, "Let me be clear. It was not my idea to send her back"

BIDEN BANTER

GET THIS GUY IN AS YOUR PRESIDENT LADS
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>>68593260
Only if we could afford Bai Ling to be announcer/ring girl/comfort girl
>>
>>68593260
URfight was HEEM 1
>>
wait wait hold up

burgers don't even have fries supreme?
>>
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, did anyone else just hear what Weidman announced in the Q&A?

BASED AS FUCK
>>
>>68593331
living in bizarro fantasy world is the best!
>>
This will be Fedoras 5th fight inside a cage, so far he is 1-3 outisde of the meme ring
>>
>>68593260
NO! we will have fights with no breaks between. one fight and ends and the other fights sprint to the cage. no interductions. no walkouts. just run into eachother and bang. the event will be over in 45 min
>>
>>68593415
Fuck off autist
>>
>>68593260
I can do the Bruce Buffer I already have a catchphrase it's "Remember Heem to the sleep !"
>>
Based Figo
>>
>>68593415
#WeidPower?
>>
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>>68593388
>>
Based Figo.
>>
>>68593331
"Boy this card turned into a decision fest"
>>
Khabibi with the russian hosts, once again showing that he can't speak russian for shit
>>
Figo getting the feathered airhorns, nice
>>
>>68593388
nope just ar-15's
>>
kek figo
>>
>>68593518

Be very careful
>>
K H A B I B
>>
Yfw cameraman shows Dana White?
>>
>>68593523
so if you go to taco bell what the fuck do they put on your fries then?
>>
>>68593627
Taco Bell doesn't have fries?
>>
>>68593627
Freshly fired .203 brass
>>
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>>68593589
>>
How much would it cost to sign this commentator for HEEM FC?
>>
There's a strong chance Maldonado heems Fedorino.
Do not forget that
>>
HERE WE GO AUSSIE POWER HOUR
>>
>>68593662
so if you go and let's say you get a two taco supreme combo as well as a crunchwrap supreme, just the sandwich, what the fuck comes with your two taco supreme combo then?
>>
FUCK FIGHT NIGHTS
FUCK CAUCASIAN SHIT
FUCK FEDOR
FUCKING WHIPING BOYS FROM OTHER COUNTRIESf
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
>>68591970
Half in shape
Half fat ass
>>
I've sat through all of it and now I have to go.
>>
>>68593710
1 gorillion smackeroos
>>
>>68593800
rekt
>>
>>68593185

nah. it doesn't really matter to me and i'm not going to put any effort towards this. just a few thoughts since you actually spend time on this and seem to care about people reading it.
>>
I miss the good ol' UFC with Tank abbott desu
>>
>>68593078
>>68593338
Google how fbi caught her. Shits hilarious.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAc4ghVDbE
>>
>>68593710
i'm sure we can all scrape together our neetbux for a crate of potato water
>>
How long until Fedor pushes the hues shit in?
>>
>>68593407
UFC needs to sort shit out and sign my boy
>>
>>68593800
Quit your bitching pussy

Tell mommy to fuck off you're watching the fights
>>
>>68593893
3 hours to go lad
>>
>>68593848
>>68593185

listen up lads

I've been working on this OP all godamn day and I am going to post it when this thread is full

do not make another OP, I am going to make the next one
>>
>>68593800
lol get fucked
>>
Hello, what the fuck is this?
>>
>>68593848
Then stfu
Your opinion = wgaf
>>
What the fuck?
>>
what the absolute fuck
>>
What the actual fuck
>>
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>>68593800
>>
fuck spiders
>>
>singing flying spider woman
>>
what the fuck is this spider thing
>>
What
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT
>>
Does the spider represents Anderson Silva?
>>
wikka wild wild west
>>
THIS IS WHY UFC IS SHIT

I WANT MORE OF THIS SHIT
>>
WILD WILD WEST 2
>>
holy shit
>>
>>68593941
Top lad
>>
RUN RUNNNNNNNNN
>>
>there are people who think the chris is natty
>loses 20 pounds come usada, loses belt, and still calls out brazilians

wew lad
>>
BASED KICKBOXER
>>
fucking russians
>>
>>68594034
I kind of do too

>>68594048
you know it bud it's a good one too
>>
>>
This is fucking weird
>>
NO PLEASE NO!!!
>>
Blyyyaaaat' what is it
>>
>>68594077
kek
>>
>there are people right watching a shitty weidman q&a instead of flying spider women
>>
Did this make blood flow into anyone else's penis?
>>
Russians are fucking crazy man, this is great.
>>
>Aussie fighter
>entrance involves a giant spider

RACISM
A
C
I
S
M
>>
>>68594074
How many [embed]'s?

I've missed them desu
>>
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dafuq is this
Russia does MMA fancy n shit
>>
>UFC has zero (0) cyborg spider singers
>not even a dancing tuxedo cat

WORST mmaorg
>>
who is bankrolling this shit
>>
The UFC can literally never top this
>>
what in the fuck is this singing
>>
>>68594159
They take the ART part in Mixed Martial Arts too seriously
>>
I can't imagine what Fedors entrance would be.
>>
THESE WHITE PENISES AGAIN
>>
WHAT IS THIS SONG? TELL ME PLZ
>>
where can i buy a big spider backpack?
>>
Jesus, how are they gonna too that for fedor's walkout?
>>
>>68594171
oligarchs
>>
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wew lad, had no idea Peter Graham was fighting.

>that crazy KO of Badr Hari
>>
FUCKING BANGER OF A TUNE
>>
what genre do you call this?
>>
is russia a meme country
>>
>>68594203
putin descending from the ceiling singing the russian anthem
>>
>>68594194
It's this band that's for sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDiu9vrpIiw
>>
>>68594194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g3Xc8l2-J8
>>
>>68594231
THIS. TELL THIS SONG NAME RUSKIS
>>
I feel like Fedor might come out riding a lion or something
>>
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such intelligent faces in the audience
>>
For those of you who don't know, this is Bellators HW champ, they cut him though because he was inactive.
>>
>>68594203

I can't wait for the craziness
>>
dis shit slaps yo
>>
wow, im so proud
>>
WEBM OF SPIDER WHERE?
>>
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>>68594190
My guess is a live stream of the invasion of the Baltics while Kalinka plays, announced by Putin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn06W-iBfkQ
>>
who's the QT in blue? would give my seed to as she stares back at me emotionlessly whilst i climax
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
>>
>>68594281
Thx man.
>>
>>68592534
FUCK YOU
>>
THIS IS THE GREATEST MMA SHOW IVE EVER SEEN

UFC = BTFO
>>
>>68592534
lmao this is hilarious
>>
Why do Russians comb their hair straight forward like that?
>>
>>68590076

who is Minakov fighting?
>>
Mimakov is not a good striker
>>
>>68594369
Rizin was better.
>>
>Peter "Fatshit" Graham

what did he mean by this?
>>
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>>68594331
I think I prefer red dress
>>
>>68592534
damn high quality stream
thanks lad
>>
>>68594386
Why do people think a man bun looks good?

Who the fuck knows.
>>
>>68594403

heavy waaayt sayyyyyymbo chaaaaampyoooooon
>>
>please don't touch balls
lel
>>
>>68593941
At least include the WSOF and bellator start times (prelims) and links pls.
>>
>>68594435
Do Russian women have emotions?
>>
I don't know, right now I've been really into, thethe universe. You know like, how was created you know like, what is it you know? The solar system is so humangus big, right? But if you see the like, our solar system and then our galaxy and like on the side you know like IS SO SMALL you can't even see it. Our galaxy is like huge but if you see the big picture, our galaxy like so tiny like, dot in err...universe like. And you think like, and we heff some
problems here on the Earth we worry about? Compared to, like... nothing... Just be heppy.
>>
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>>68594396
>>
>>68594386
autism

legit idk. it looks so bad and every slav country does it, especially Russia and Ukraine
>>
hope minakov goes to ufc
>>
Welp, that was cringy.
>>
lol wtf
>>
HEEM SUBBY
>>
>slippy cunt
>>
>STARTS TO THROW BOOMS
>>
>>68594475
No.
>>
meh
>>
>KICKBOXERS
>>>>>>
>>
kek that fucking takedown
>throwing boooooooms
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
Minakov more like MinaPUSSYassgroundhugbtich
>>
tappy fat

>WE PREDICTED IT
>WE PREDICTED
>>
>>68594475
Not after so many plastic surgeries.
>>
2 fucking ez
>>
HEEM TAPPY
>>
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-saint-petersburg-3
>>
this commentator has got more based as time went on

he seems just like a random fan
>>
>>68594520
dabes
Heem FC pls make it happen
>>
>>68590076

kangaroo fag BTFO

Zasvichye
>>
>tapping before the armbar was locked
>>
Is Fedor fight next?
>>
>>68594494
Minakov would be top 5 easy.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>68593946
>>68593946
>>68593946
>>
"""""""18-0""""""""

leave it to the russians to turn mma into boxing
>>
>20 minute walkout concert
>1 minute fight
>>
This shit is so fucking annoying. Oh my god...................................................
>>
TIME FOR FEDOR VS FABIO

WHO HYPE?
>>
>>68594571
Yes
>>
Daily Reminder to do wrestling/bjj 3 times a week
>>
Did the ex Bellator champ win here

WebM's?

>>68594571
yes
>>
Last chance for flute-girl before next fight
>>
That fucking air horn TOP KEK
>>
>>68594552
he's great, I want to watch fights with him all the time.
>>
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The display behind really messes up webm compression
>>
i don't see the fun in these types of matchups.
>>
>>68594571
yep
>>
KHABIB
>>
minakov would be ufc champ
>>
>>68594543

how do they afford them? or is it basically plastic surgery = royalty, au natural = peasant?
>>
>>68594494

>> hope minakov goes to ufc

amen. he's bellator tier HW champ, so he's by no means a WHO

also he's young. might be a nice matchup for struve or JDS
>>
>>68594599
>>68594605
>>68594630

Cool, thanks.
>>
reminder that UFC has zero (0) airhorns
>>
https://www.change.org/p/ufc-please-bring-russian-efn-announcer-to-the-ufc/c

BRING ROMAN TO UFC
>>
>>68594646
He's just trolling.
>>
>>68594487
no
>>
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>>68594622
What did she mean by this?
>>
CAREFUL
>>
*airhorn*
>>
>>68594641
probably, no one even came close to beating him in bellator. The UFC hw division is a toss up, so Minakov definitely would have a shot.
>>
>>68593985

keep up the meaningless work. or maybe just kill yourself. at least now i know you're either a half decent troll or genuinely autistic. if you're not trolling then seriously kill yourself.
>>
>>68594646
m8 i bet this even is mostly invite only
>>
Jesus my Russian is as good as Khabib's
>>
>>68590076
what the fuck is khabib doing in the ring lol
>>
C
A
R
E

F U L
>>
When the fuck does Fedora fight
>>
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>>68594487
kek yeah. and some have mini mullet(?) with that style too..
>>
BE VERY CAREFUL
>>
>>68594680
SIGNED
>>
>>68594775
next
>>
Russian analyst looks like Wanderlei Silva
>>
>>68594690
>>68594755

As respectful American, can I visit your beautiful (?) country and win heart of woman in blue? See here, comrades: >>68594435
>>
>>68594770
he is a ufc ambassador there, like the middle man between ufc and fyodor
>>
Kebab "The" """""""Russian""""""""" Nurmagomedov. PEPEPEPEEEWWWW
>>
That airhorn tho
>>
>>68594694
rigged desu
>>
>>68594646
>be russian mail order bride
>get purchased by lonely guy with disposable income
>convince him to buy you tits
>run away go back to russia with your new silicon sacs
>get a job singing entrance songs at russian mma events
>>
This is by far the best MMA event i saw in my life.
>>
lads what is this song? its catchy
>>
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DJcringe
>>
khabib is going enter the cage after maldonado is kill and suplex fedor

im the fedor now
>>
>>68594802
m8 just google russian dating site there are millions of qts who want to date anglo men. mainly to not be poor and get out of russia but it still counts
>>
>>68594802
She's not even that hot, go for it.
>>
>PUTCHA HANDZUP
>>
Based Russian Airhorn
>>
NIGGA
>>
this nigga music
>>
They're not having another shitty break are they?

How long till Fedor this is honestly important
>>
>>68594833
>russian girls
>fake tits
Stop being an idiot.
>>
Is this fight for fedor even a challenge?
>>
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i dont care if our boys fought at the euros russia youre the goats. especially at mma production

LEAN BACK
>>
>tfw you can't stop farting during grappling
>>
All this nigger music with no censorship

UFC BTFO
>>
LEAN BACK
>>
Love it or hate it, you have to admit Russia knows how to put on a show.

Based event.

I've got goosebumps waiting on fedor.
>>
>>68590076


is the M-1 Cage a circle or an octagon?

do most non-ufc promotions use the octagon or circle
>>
>>68594954
He's going to lose.
>>
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I suddenly have the need to play this
>>
>>68594942
surprised its uncensored
>>
>>68594891

No, no. You misunderstand me, Britain friend. I win her heart, not her pussy. I go to Russia and prove my worth.

>>68594896

Many thanks, Ruski friend. She is beautiful to me.
>>
>>68594954
Well it's rigged, so no
>>
>>68594802
yes, if your yearly income more than 2kk$
>>
is Fat Joe popular in Russia? Do they respect his music so much they dont even add the airhorns?
>>
>>68594944
wait ill call fedor and ask
>>
>>68594954
hardest of his last 4 fights or so.
>>
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>>68594949
>>
>>68594954
Yes. Maldonado's boxing style will pose some problems for Fedor. Watch.
>>
YEAH SHOW ANNA CHAPMAN AGAIN
>>
how can i date a russian spider woman?
>>
>>68594972
Best racing game of all time m8
>>
>>68595016
I said Russian, not filthy muscovite scum.
>>
Is this it?
>>
Maldonado is fun to watch desu, one of my favorite hue fighters
>>
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>>68595023
become megatron
>>
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>68594996
>>68594996
>>68594996


>NEW THREAD
>>>68594996
>>>68594996
>>>68594996


>>NEW THREAD BOYS
>>>>68594996
>>>>68594996
>>>>68594996
>>
>>68595016
do you have the one of her bullying a fighter who lost
>>
>>68595023
Be rich
>>
Fedor is for sure coming to the UFC after this.

I am so goddamn hype.
>>
>>68595016
He's probably some bydlo in denial living in a shithole, don't mind him.
>>
>>68595023
interpals.net
>>
>>68595018
He's definitely going to punch Fedor, Maldonado is not a pushover

people underestimate him because he's so ugly
>>
>>68595078
fuck off cunt
>>
>>68595093
Pedor will loose and retire for good.
>>
>>68594680
what's his name?
>>
>>68595078
I don't really like it desu, can you try again?
>>
>>68593343
Pure testosterone in that webm man
>>
>>68595162
too fuckin bad bud get in there
>>
someone better have screened that barbie lookin' bitch takin pics of maldonado
>>
wew
>>
The judge that scored against fedor... Putin knows he loves his family. He won't make it out of russia alive.
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