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/NFL/ General "Last one get archived because >euroball" edition
>tripfag circlejerk subedition
BAL:Steve Smith likely to miss entire preseason
FA:G-Men trying to sign free agent Eugene Monroe
CHI:Bears WR Marquess Wilson re-breaks left foot
MIA:Dion Jordan's agent expects him back for camp
TEN:Green-Beckham running with Titans backup WRs
MIA:Dolphins SS Jones shows for Day 2 of minicamp
PIT:Roethlisberger: Let's go for 2 after every TD
BAL:Perriman expected back 'some point' in camp
DEN:Broncos sign ILB Marshall to 4-year extension
BUF:Karlos Williams overweight at Bills minicamp
NO:Kikaha's ACL 'not necessarily' career ending
DEN:Paxton Lynch currently 3rd on the depth chart
>keepin it bumped
Name a QB who lost a Super Bowl and still is considered the Face of the League
>>68531215
Tom Brady.
>>68531215
Kapernickel
>>68531215
Kaep
>mfw da Stillers sweep the AFC North
>>68531580
>implying
>tunsil has struggled in practice, and as of now isn't starting over dallas thomas
thanks, dolphins
>>68531724
BUST
>>68531724
DUDE
>>68531724
>they said he was the steal of the draft
>>68531834
WEED
Top kek the Broncucks are gonna implode this year
From Von Miller's Instagram:
vonmiller"I love my Teammates, Coaches, and My Fans" but there is "No Chance" I play the 2016 season under the Franchise tag.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGuKlc7m0DP/
>>68531052
>BAL:Perriman expected back 'some point' in camp
also gook moot needs to give soccer it's own containment board
>>68531724
Called it
>>68532649
I feel sorry for this guy, getting hurt all the time. Also having a horrible hairline.
>>68532499
Other than the cowboys, is there a team needs him and can afford him?
>>68531724
>supposed to be #1 overall
>can't beat out the worst guard in the nfl
how is that possible?
>>68532790
Raiders
Jags
>>68531724
I'd attribute that to him learning the guard position, but he's been practicing with the second stringers at LT too. Kenyan Drake also hobbled off the field yesterday.
At least Xavien Howard's been doing okay
what did he mean by this?
>>68532994
he gone. pls come to raiders.
>>68532823
Tunsil was never as good as ESPN was saying, dude had several weaknesses in his game.
>>68532880
Raiders can't afford him, not with Mack, Carr, Gabe Jackson, and Cooper,all needing long term contracts soon. Unless it's like a 2 year contract which I doubt Von would take
>>68531052
>old NFL thread had about 300 replies, got bumped off by soccer
I THOUGHT AMERICA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT, YOU GUYS
>>68533166
>what are time zones
Most Americans were asleep. Also never underestimate the shitposting power of Yuropoors, they'll flood the whole catalog faster than you can bat an eye
>>68532994
>>68533146
Von pls come. We need you now that Hau is kill.
>>68533369
Don't the saints have massive Cap debt?
>>68533258
All they need is 1 Ronaldo goal
>>68533538
Eww, it replied to me
>yfwdbwtso
>>68532994
Hopefully the Broncos let him rot on the bench
>>68533595
I'm wondering who would pay a man, then sit him on a bench
>>68532790
I would not be upset if the niners signed him
I am visited by a friend
>>68532994
soon
>>68533369
Saints are fucked in cap space, you literally couldn't get Von without breaking the rules.
42nd for Lions
>>68535473
Is it salt?
Von Miller will come to the Raiders and they will win 4 straight Owls.
>tfw kind of want to see Blaine Gabbert fail miserably just so the $(ers have to draft a new QB and so we can avoid having a mediocre shitter like Kap all over again
>tfw kind of want to see the $(ers be shit the next 3 years so we draft Mangum in the first round in 2019
Is it normal to root against your own team like this so they get better?
>>68536225
how do you propose we afford him?
>>68536452
By printing more money, duh!
>>68536225
Can you guys even pick up his contract?
>>68536428
I just want the 49ers to suffer for all the times they made fun of the Raiders.
>>68536517
no see
>>68533146
>>68536702
If I see that fucking helmet one more time...
>>68535473
Reminder that there is only one Old Bay. All else are fake and gay and subject to litigation
http://www.wbal.com/article/170953/3/old-bay-claims-biscayne-bay-copied-packaging-design
>>68536517
>>68536563
Not true, teams can sign players that are franchise tagged, they have to give up a first and third round pick to the other team but it's been done. Last time I think it was done was when Dallas signed Joey Galloway away from Seattle
>got to keep this thread bumped so the yurotrash don't win
Fun fact of the day: Llamas are a type of camel
friendly reminder these are the only teams that Von would pick from if he wants more money
phins is a stretch
>>68536827
no Von Miller is signed under an exclusive rights franchise tag. No other team can sign him for any price
>>68537003
fun fact of the day. Old bay is a type of faggot
>>68537003
this
>>68537040
I stand corrected
>>68537060
at the end of the day who do you think will be considered the best 4 qbs of the 10s?
Rodgers
Brady
Brees
Peyton? Wilson? Ben? maybe Luck
>>68537316
Wilson or Newton
>Travethian and Jackson leave
>Talib forced out because of a criminal investigation
>Miller sits out with contract disputes
>someone inevitably gets injured
>whoever' left on the defense will be manageable
>offense is still hot garbage
Is this how the Broncos' collapse begins?
>>68537004
No thanks, Miami's met their quota for overpaying a defensive FA for the next couple years
>>68537494
Popeye? More like Pupeye amirite?
>>68537580
>Popeye the Pup Guy
>>68537624
beats "mark the mint man" i guess
>>68533523
>cap debt
That's not a thing, but their cap situation isn't good.
>>68535651
You can almost always finagle things if your cap situation is tight, teams do it all the time.
>tfw we're in a dynastyless era
feels bad man.
Browns Bulldogs should just be the standard Browns pup
>>68537777
>wanting a team to be composed of insufferable Pats-tier bandwagoners
>>68537777
Quads confirm: Packers, Giants, Ravens, Seahawks, Patriots, and Broncos might as well pack up. They aren't winning the owl.
>>68537843
wants a team WHOSE FANBASE is composed of
>>68537755
>You can almost always finagle things if your cap situation is tight
Yeah but you don't want to be the Steelers who keep restructuring contracts so they are always in cap hell
>>68537777
I acknowledge your repeating digits and will strive to get my own one day
>>68536527
When have we ever made fun of the Raiders?
>>68537882
>Yeah but you don't want to be the Steelers who keep restructuring contracts so they are always in cap hell
The Saints are the biggest culprits of this t.b.h. but they've mostly been able to make it work.
>>68538019
The Saints salary cap problems come solely from Drew Brees, what's he count like 30 mil against the cap?
Will Thomas Rawls be able to replace Lynch?
233 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68538252
'no'
>>68538252
unlikely
>>68538382
5.6 YPC my main man
>>68537959
I went to a shitload of Raiders games where 49ers fans would laugh at us and throw beer. I usually got thrown out by halftime. I have never once been able to sit through a whole 49ers-Raiders game in my entire life.
>>68538252
Yes.
>>68538486
>averaging 11.3 attempts/game
Those numbers will not hold up as a full time starter
>>68538554
California sports fans are worse than Philly fans tbqh
>Al Davis's A Football Life is on
RIP
>>68538486
Carroll has so much confidence in Rawls that he brought back Christine Michael last season and drafted 3 runningbacks
>>68537959
As someone who grew up around 49ers fans, all the time. i hate those smug little bitches
>>68538706
I never fight at any other games. It's just those loudmouth ChicANO bastards I can't stand.
>>68538706
California fans in general are worse
>>68538706
Neither are as bad as Baltimore fans though.
>>68538706
cmon man, that's all philly has over cali
don't take it away from us
>>68535473
>>68536827
>they don't know that JO seasoning is superior
>>68538900
>integers
>>68538852
Wow what a quality comment sneak, care to back that up with facts?
>>68538962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Baltimore_protests
bump
>we cannot let the yurocucks win
>>68538996
that's not sports related and if you want to play it that way what about all the riots that go on in cali
>>68538943
all i do is get dubs lately
that being said now that i've mentioned it this post will be singles
>>68539098
close
>>68538996
No one died in the chimpout, there are at least 3 deaths at every 49ers game however
>>68539144
you took the magic from me it seems
that should be the whole afc
>>68538962
The only fact I need to prove my claim is that you exist.
>>68539292
OLD BAY BTFO
>Seattle Seahawks Richard Sherman said about the "Black Lives Matter" movement, "I dealt with a best friend getting killed, and it was [by] two 35-year-old black men. There was no police officer involved, there wasn't anybody else involved, and I didn't hear anybody shouting 'black lives matter' then."
Why do you guys hate him again?
Stop talking shit about the 49ers
>>68539527
He got a blowback from that. Blacks Lives Matter people hate when people bring that up. That movement is an excuse for people to feel like they matter.
>>68539292
Sneak sure is one lonely bitter person
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>>68539527
people hate him because he looks real black and has a big mouth, and actually backs it up a lot of the time
if he was on your team you would love him, anyone would
it also helps that the seahawks won after he talked all that shit, everyone hates a winner
>>68539527
I don't hate him, I just found him kinda annoying with his "I got a degree from Stanfurd guys"
plus that was from last year and he got criticized for that
>>68539527
He is a loud mouthed nigger.
>>68539641
>if richard sherman was an Eagle
I wouldnt mind desu desu
>>68539049
>Q: you have a soccer related comment or question, which of the 25 soccer related threads do you post in?
>A: I make a new thread
Yuro logic
>>68539584
>Blacks Lives Matter people hate when people bring that up.
But it's different coming from a white man instead of another black man
>>68539734
the entire thread was bumped off because Jamie Vardy got a game-tying goal
>Drunk Yuros
Get this fucking shite off our board
>>68539734
Welcome to /sp/ circa 2010, that was how everyone did it. It's only us who stopped, and things are worse now.
>>68539883
It's the same facts and data whether it comes from the mouth of a black guy who grew up in Compton or some white kid shitposting on the internet.
>>68539940
Shouldnt you be off dirt farming for potatoes?
>>68539708
best corner we'd have since lito
asante was great too, but he wanted INTs too much
lito and troy vincent were so fucking good i miss having a great secondary
>>68539969
That's the whole point of modern interpretations of racism though, only minorities can bring up facts. White people can't say anything true, they can't say anything false, they're not allowed to have opinions either. They're automatically wrong, even when they're right. Only black and hispanic people are allowed to be right, and they're sometimes right even when they're wrong.
>>68540055
I was always a Brown fan as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHQf_j9lBzw
someday, the eagles will have an elite secondary
>>68540028
>Shouldnt you be off dirt farming for potatoes?
>posts meme pic of team who shares a name with a potato
Ha, I get it.
>>68540055
What about Sheldon Brown?
>>68540055
dawkins was one of my favorite players ever desu
>>68540283
Dawks is my personal favorite player of all time
He was a destructive force on the field and genuinely cool dude off the field
Wish he retired in Philly
>>68540212
>>68540230
brown may have been the hardest hitting corner i've ever seen, he didn't become reallly good until after the defense started to decline a little post-2004
man we used to have brian dawkins, michael lewis, troy vincent, lito sheppard, and sheldon brown together in one secondary, with jeremiah trotter, corey simon, and jevon kearse up front
what the fuck happened
>>68540283
yeah me too, i got a baseball cap signed by himat training camp one year
it's my most cherished possession
dead sport
dead thread
stop posting here so much
>>68540425
well at least he'll be inducted as an iggle when he gets his bust next year as a first balloter
>>68540553
>he wants the yurocucks to win
>literally benedict arnold
>>68540553
"no"
>>68540614
>>68540622
>Replying to tiki
Just ignore him, works for /mlb/
>>68540553
bump
>>68540735
true
>>68540508
>you now remember Bobby Taylor
>Raiturds literally draft someone name Jihad
how does /nfl feel about that?
>>68541051
Packers drafted a guy named Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix
Thats also embarrassing
>>68541051
His name is Jihad Ward, he literally protects against Jihads
>>68541051
And thus began the Raiders 1000 year Jihad against your QB. None shall escape alive
>>68540735
when was the moment you got cucked by me and starting acting like a pouty angry teenager when I show up? i honestly dont get it we used to tolerate each other then you went all newfag
>>68541051
We elected a guy named Barack TWICE and just mourned the death of a guy named Muhammad. This isn't a new trend or anything.
you now remember De'Runnya Wilson
>>68541298
how can you be slow with a name like that?
>>68541298
He's not on a team, Is he hurt or suspected of committing a Hot Cosby or something?
>>68541390
his combine was fucking awful, i think he ran like a 4.78 40
Reminder that once in a blue moon Sneak is actually pretty funny
>>68541390
I just found his draft combine in my downloads, thought it was funny
>>68541480
>4.85
>>68541496
i hope you aren't using that picture as proof of that lol
>>68541547
hahaha that's worse than i thought
jason kelce ran a 4.89
>forgot the Gnats
>>68541480
>>68541547
Yeah but rosters are 90 men now, you're telling me not one team was interested in him?
>>68541496
>Reminder that after a few Blue Moons, Sneak is actually pretty funny
>>68541597
did you get stoolers?
>>68537875
>>68541724
>>68541586
Lael collins ran a 5.12 somehow
>>68541775
I will always be jealous that the Cowboys landed Collins
>>68541724
this is the best steelers uniform
>>68541775
that's not bad for a guard
he's outpacing haha "4.58" clinton-dix really well there though
What's your go to sports ball food /nfl/?
>>68541884
yes it is
>>68541884
the bee uniforms make the players look even fatter than they are in general and are the worst throwbacks ever
>>68541890
I-is that toothpaste on a hot dog? Melted candy cane? A pic from a video of that guy on YouTube who eats anything and everything? I'm so confused
That should be the whole NFC
>people unironically think their team has a chance against the Packers
>>68541839
he might not even start this year because Cowboys have to cater to ronald leary
>>68541890
Does anyone remember lunchables pizza? I used to put the pizza sauce on my school cafeterias icecream and remember it being pretty good. i tried to do it again recently when I went grocery shopping. Yea i still buy lunchables sometimes at my age fuck off. Long story short it didnt taste very good and i had a bad taste in my mouth and stomach so when i took a hit from my dugout a few minutes later i through up on ny cat
>>68542054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAJmMsmL6FU
Better than other things
Who /fuckJimIrsay/ here?
>>68541944
dubs confirm
>>68542054
u have poor taste in steelers unis
are you talking about shoenice tho? i'm convinced he's some sort of government experiment
>>68541480
he got signed by the Pats as a UDFA
How far will Denver go to keep Von Miller happy?
>>68542476
john elway will personally fellate him
>>68542162
I expect the Cowboys trading/releasing him or him accepting his bench role rather than them benching younger and better talent
>>68542502
and "accidentally" "leak" it to TMZ sports
>>68542314
I don't even know the YT guy's name, but I've seen some shit...
>>68543521
this is a classic shoenice video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PrCII5OIxs
>>68536817
Calm your tits.
>>68540508
>McNabb, TO, Westbrook replaced for Bradford, Matthews, Matthews
RIP
>>68540735
He's not that bad in /MLB/. There are far worse, like Dubstonio and DG.
>>68541890
Beer
>porkchop in a can
>>68542502
Say what you want about elway, he's not Mckenzie or sneak. There will not be Male to male fellation leading manual ejaculation.
Go Chiefs!!
Post yfw Von comes to the Browns
>>68537316
RG3
>>68539734
>cristiano ronaldo posts a picture on instagram
>immediately a thread about it
>>68542164
As a Browns fan, we'll damned done
>>68544505
Who is that genestealer?
Fletcher Cox signed long term
Tiki status : Btfo
Old Gay status : Btfo
Romo status : IR
>>68545669
No matter what you do, you will always be a Philthy fan.
>>68545669
>giving a non QB that much money
Yeah the eagles sure showed me
>>68542075
The fudge packers won't even break .500
>Riverboat Ron get's a one year 6mil extension
>Dolphins cut Logan Thomas
>>68545844
>that much money
>$10.5m/year for an elite player in his prime
Reminder that only two kinds of people continue to meme in the face of logic and reason
>>68546217
i mean he'll probably defend paying joe flacco $120 million dollars so you know he's just shitposting
>>68546198
>there was a time where people compared Logan Thomas to Mike Vick
>>68546247
>there was a time when people Mike Vick.
>there was a Mike Vick
>there was a Mick
>there was
>VICK
>>68546217
We've been over this newfriend, it's all about signing bonus, guaranteed money and the cap hit all of which are huge
>>68546242
Don't throw stones in glass houses popo12
>>68546353
we're talking about cox and flacco here, not bradford
out of those 3 cox is the only one who's remotely worth it
>>68546217
>6 years for 102 Million
how are you getting 10.5 a year?
>>68546237
OH I am going to edit the hell out of this
>>68546385
Flacco is worth it, look at his 2014 season, that's what you'll see this year
>>68546458
Go for it. Have the cleaner one.
lel
>he thinks he owns the packers
>>68546496
>a year when he had a pro bowl running back averaging 5.4 yards per carry
>SSS's last good season
>actual receiving depth
>a line good enough that he was sacked only 19 times
>still only 27TD-12INT, 62% comp, sub 4k yards
>120 million
idk man
>>68546620
There should be no reason why the Packers have three generational talents in a row at QB. No justice.
>>68546660
Breh did you not see what Steve Smeth was doing last year before he got hurt?
Tiki on suicide watch. Everyone be nice to him
>>68546739
Brett Hundley will be a generational talent. Or you can argue Don Majkowski was a generational talent.
>>68546749
>before he got hurt
key phrasing
he's 37 now, in his prime he was unstoppable but i just don't think he's going to be the same next year
>>68546802
i mean the rangers have a no-hitter going right now so
>>68546816
lol nah
>>68546842
Majik Man was the greats Packers QB to never win a ring.
>>68546660
Smith had almost 700 yards in 7 games last year. Dude is ageless
>>68546842
Colby just blew a perfect game though
>>68546936
that's not a high bar, all their greats actually won rings
>>68546952
nothing wrong with a no-no
if he blows that then yes tiki on suicide watch
>>68546999
It is when you played in the 80s. The Packers in the 80s were garbo on a shit sundae.
>>68546936
>>68546999
You lads forgetting someone?
>>68547065
Majik Man is better. Did he have a Pro Bowl in 1989 and throw for over 4,000 yards?
>>68547103
Pretty sure Matt Hasselbeck was in middle school in 89
>>68547124
Ergo, Majkowski > Hasslbeck because Majkowski is older and older is better.
>>68532994
he means John Elway is going to cough up $20 Mil per year all guaranteed in the first 3 years and then a 4th maybe 5 year with some incentives
Dick Felt was the greatest Patriots player of all time.
>>68547103
>Majik Man is better
pretty sure that was his only good/great year
Hasselbeck was shiting out good play year after year
not a Green Bay Packer tho
>>68547193
He's better because he played in a better era of football. Even if Hasslebeck's stats are better (and they are) it doesn't matter because he played in a more modern era of football.
>>68547064
majikowski was good, not great
all the packers "great" QBs have rings
>>68547065
based hasselbeck
he coulda got one in 05 but it wasn't in the cards
>>68537316
Rodgers, Brady, Rivers, Ben, Wilson, Brees
>>68546999
shit did i jinx it with these hot digits? sorry tiki
>>68547264
forgot Scam. Add Scam Newton to that list and you have the top caliber QBs in the league
So how is tiki going to suicide?
>>68547350
ask him yourself
>>68547256
>>68547350
asphyxiation on antonio romo's phallus in dallas
>>68547350
He'll shove a foam insulation gun up his ass and pull the trigger.
>>68547350
break his neck while trying to suck down his own semen rations
>>68547259
>he coulda got one in 05 but it wasn't in the cards
if by cards you mean script
shit was rigged as fuck
>Colby Lewis couldn't even get the shutout
Laughing girls
>>68547350
why would he kill himself?
What do you think /sp/?
>>68547419
ever heard the saying "the house always wins" anon?
>>68547478
>rags
>>68547491
You put too much faith in the Raiders, m8. I want to believe, though.
>>68547478
>Rags
>>68547502
>>68547509
what did the >rags do?
>>68547517
Check the catalog, I'm sure there a few threads up, should get a few keks
>>68547491
yes. the eagles will go 4-12
completely right.
>>68547517
Chocked a perfect game, CSGO, and CG away.
>>68547504
>>68547504
No one had faith in you as a child.
>>68547543
Joke's on you I came out of the womb as an adult.
>>68546353
>it's all about signing bonus, guaranteed money
Which add up to $10.5m/year...
>the cap hit
After the first 3 years (when he'll only be 28 years old) they can save cap space by cutting him. In the last year of the deal (he'll be 31) they can cut him without incurring any cap hit at all. How could this deal possibly be more team-friendly?
>>68547566
Gross ever see Xtro?
>>68546445
Because not all of that $102m is guaranteed.
>>68547608
no don't you see he should literally be paying the team money fucking >iggles amirite
>>68531215
Dan Marino
