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>leave new threads to wogs
nice job aboriginal faggot
mariners
Royals
indians
garlic fries, chicken strips, and a selection of sauces are the way to go mates
that pheel when there's a chick fil a and an in n out on campus
>>68538306
This is why baseball is no.1 sport in america, never watched a game in my life but I just know it's comfy as fuck.
WHO /CONTRERAS/ HERE?!
>>68538464
Us
>>68538464
Pilates
>>68538306
>Gilroy garlic fries
so fucking based
>>68540248
Fuck off
Mets
>>68540711
Stem
>>68538306
loch ness monster fry in the top right corner
>>68539592
Dollar Hot Dog Night is best night
>>68538306
What stadium dis
>>68540970
san francisco
>>68540064
Based Britbro gets it
>>68540911
Someone post that image
gourriel when
>>68540911
>the dollar hotdogs of today arent as good as they were a decade ago
>>68541546
The dollar ain't what it used to be
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/743528433024589824
>Giants sign DG to a minor league deal
>>68541610
They're wearing headgear that was common the last time they won the WS.
>>68541713
>shitty pitcher misses THAT far out of the zone
>still swing at it
Gents, what's wrong with the Yankees now? What happened to the eternal dyansty?
>>68541865
Any team can sign high contrqcts now and what wins championships is actual team building and teammate cohesion and the Yankees front office amd managers cant buy that.
>>68541865
No need for name calling
I want the Orioles to fuck off
>>68542962
Gents is short for gentlemen. I didn't say cunts
>>68541862
Ok, I'll admit that was a good one.
>>68543031
Git gud nigga
should i go to the Trump rally in Dallas today?
So we can all agree that the NLCS will be Giants-Cubs, but who will the ALCS be?
>>68543876
There's actual parity in the AL so it's a lot more difficult to project.
>>68541767
Wonder if he can still hit 92 MPH?
No power rankings yet? I am surprise.
OFFICIAL Ballpark Food Items POWER RANKINGS:
1) Hot dog
2) Nachos
3) Fries, garlic
4) Fries, regular
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.
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9001) Pizza
9002) Hamburger
>>68544093
>no peanuts
kysmm
>>68544093
>No tater tots
>>68544093
Pretzel?
>>68544093
>No Peanuts of Cracker Jacks
>>68544093
>No sundaes
>>68544141
Classifying a quick handful snack as ballpark food? No way. Hot dogs and oat sodas are the only way to go.
>>68544306
>oat sodas
what?
>>68544306
Is that a weird way to say beer
>>68544369
apparently a lame euphemism for beer
>>68544369
>oat sodas
also how are peanuts just a snack but fries and nachos are fine.
50 peanuts is easily a few hundred calories
not like a hot dog or a slice of pizza is a real meal either
>Perfect game
>>68544141
>garlic fries over fries
gints pls go
the last word on the Rose vs Ichiro "debate":
Including Rose's post-season totals makes more sense than including Ichiro's Japanese totals. The reason post-season hits are not included in totals, normally, is that 100 years ago nobody thought to do so, and it's been traditional not to ever since.
If anything, post-season totals are more valuable since they are harder to obtain.
Anyway, Rose had 86 post-season hits at the major league level. Ichiro will never catch up to Rose's major league hit total either way. The argument is plainly trolling and plainly stupid. Sportswriters who promote it are trolling or desperate.
>>68545163
no because those are team accomplishments
>>68545163
Ichiro has postseason hits as well.
>>68544629
50 doritos is a SHITLOAD of calories but it's considered a snack food.
A bag of sunflower seeds comes out to quite a few calories too but that doesn't change the fact that it's also just a snack.
A handful of M&M's has a lot of calories but it's widely accepted that M&M's are candy, and candy is a type of snack.
>>68545163
No. Just no.
One hitter doesn't make a postseason alone. It's unfair to great hitters on shitty teams.
>tfw the new best team in baseball
>Mike Aviles in the lineup for 5 straight games
>>68545163
>I dislike this argument
>therefore I will start it again when no one is talking about it
Doofus.
>colby lewis perfect through 6
He'll find a way to fuck it up
>>68545543
I don't care as long as the Rangers still win the game.
>Riley Pint signs with Rockies; first-round pick gets $4.8 million signing bonus
https://www.denverpost.com/2016/06/15/rockies-agree-to-terms-with-first-round-pick-riley-pint/
>>68545679
RIP in pupperoni you big beautiful arm.
>>68545543
Colby-san is our best pitcher right now. The Colbra keeps getting better with age looking to be a Rangers HoFer maybe
Lewis pitching on MLB Network
I hate the A's so much. You can never trust them to do shit right.
>>68544093
>no crab legs
He's perfect through 7 at 75 pitches
>>68545885
their whole lineup today is literal whos why would billy beane do that?
cheeky bunt single when lads
>>68545885
>>68545967
I think one of them will stop Colby from getting the Perfect game though
>>68545046
Honestly though, there's too much garlic
>>68545967
Just to remind me why I even care about this shitty '''''''''''''''team''''''''''''' I swear to god Beane is doing this for shits and giggles.
>Perfect through 7
>75 pitches
wew lads
>>68540911
>tfw being a kid going to the coliseum on dollar days
Shit was hella cash. I remember my cousin taking me to a Zito shirt giveaway day, even got his autograph
C O L B Y
O
L
B
Y
Should I make a thread?
>>68540911
Sugardale dollar hot dogs with Bertman's Ballpark Mustard are BASED
http://greatideas.people.com/2015/04/06/best-baseball-hot-dog-cleveland-indians/
>>68544306
>he doesn't enjoy a bag of peanuts
You gotta walk over to Peterson's before a Tribe game.
>>68545679
Id get memed on at coors if it means 4.8 mil desu
>>68546089
>>68546024
>>68545983
>>68545935
Guys please stop dont jinx this Colby deserves an accomplishment like this
>>68545967
Moneyball
>>68546156
same here
>>68546156
>>68546220
I would not mind it either. I'd love it.
>>68546177
You don't deserve shit in baseball, you earn it.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ COLBY TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
The rangers are going to score so many runs this inning that Lewis will be fucked when he comes out to pitch lel
>>68546270
He deserves the chance to earn a perfect game without some faggot on 4chan jinxing him out of it.
>>68546177
Nigga I'm from Dallas, I want him to get it. But I shouldn't jinx for wanting more attention.
why dont the rockies just sign and draft sinkerball pitchers while investing in flyball hitters and moving their outfield slightly in more to maximize their homefield advantage?
>>68546304
>>68546305
>jinx
The story of Jean Machi
>get released
>respond to news by getting wasted
>get arrested for public urination
>sign with the Giants because public urination is acceptable in San Fransisco (source: http://time.com/4199747/open-air-urinal-san-francisco/)
>>68546292
\o/
I love Adrian Belpre and glad he will retire a Ranger
>>68546370
Same, supposedly JD is working on some sort of a deal for after Beltre retires that will keep him with the Rangers organization as a coach/consultant/whatever until he reaches HOF eligibility.
>>68546338
Best AD carry. Come at me fags.
would be laugh if andrus made an error on a routine groundball out to break up the no hitter
>>68546499
>the dilapidated shanty village of canada
>>68546499
that wouldn't break it up desu
>>68546499
Spaghetti man probably will
>>68546339
>designated pissing streets
It's kind of sad that the A's don't even have the luxury of good pitching now. Save for the Twins, I can honestly say the A's are the second worst team in the American league.
Lewis is back
>>68546528
it would still be a no hitter but it'd break up the perfect game
>>68546499
SHUT UP SHUT UP
https://youtu.be/bBPrdX-cqF0
>>68546568
Maple leaf did specifically say break up the no-hitter
>>68546572
literally worst character in the show
Fuck man, I don't get the channel the Rangers are on, is it on unscheduled on ESPN or MLBN?
>>68546583
I know, that's probably because he's a leaf so he obviously hasn't been following baseball for very long and doesn't really understand it yet.
Someone made a thread
>>68544842
>>68546617
Just stream it my nigga.
>>68546629
GOT HEEEEEM
Lolby will blow it in the ninth if this post has double digits
>>68546617
MLBN senpai
>>68546617
They're giving live look-ins on MLBN.
>>68546635
The kiss of death
>>68546637
>>68546667
>>68546681
My internet is retarded slow, just saw they started airing on MLB. Thanks
So if you're an A's fan at the game, is it unsportsmanlike to yell at Colby something like "you're gonna blow the perfect game!"
>>68546499
Errors aren't hits dummy
Learn to baseball
INCOMING BB LMAO
HE WALKED HIM ON 3-0
well okay then
>>68546721
If I was there, I would have thrown beer bottles at him.
FUCK
>lulby whois
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
what the fuck Colby, why would you do that?
What a boring way to lose it
My little sister is at the game. She went in a field trip. She probably has no clue wtf is going on
Who ever that FAGGOT anon was that made the jinx thread should kill himself
>>68546801
eh, it's still a no hitter
does this hack pitcher mean no Kinsler interview wtf
>>68546817
Grab your guns, let go look for that faggot
GET FUCKED RAGS
>>68545487
Girl next to him looks like a super bitch.
>>68546810
post pics of sister
Would rather he give up a hit than a walk if he's gonna fuck it up
do i still get pizza for this
>>68546856
t. virgin
>>68546899
Do they still do the domino nono?
I thought they swapped to papa slam
So who's gonna lay down the bunt?
>>68546849
Bet he's in Seattle. Meet you all at Tacona, then we storm in.
>>68546964
Only pussy countries do that, not US
>>68546817
It was me
>>68547011
Give us your address. We're booking the flight tickets now.
>>68547011
you can come hide out with me at my house anon
>>68547050
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500. Send some threatening mail first
>>68547099
>Posting your address on 4chan
Kek v&'d
>>68547129
>he doesn't know
>>68547099
>conspiring with others to send threatening threatening mail to Obongo's house
that might be a felony you know
>>68547011
>a's hello kitty july 16th
>still no qt white sox hello kitty
here we go
>inb4 chokeland just rolls over
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>COLBY
>this is your "rookie of the year"
Lame
>rags
Well shit
Kek
Based A's
>RAGS
>RAGS
>MAZARA
>RAGS
>MAZARA
>RAGS
>MAZARA
I'm killing myself
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fat lewis can't even no hit the A's
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>one catch away
lmao
that looked a lot like the Cruz play during the World Series lol
I thought they got rid of Nelson Cruz
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
He he he he.
>Losing the CGSO too
COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>68547256
a-at least he still has a shutout game going right?
>perfect game
Cucked
>no hitter
Cucked
>cgso
Cucked
>cg
Probably cucked
Nelson Cruz is that you?
>>68547337
anon...
memories
>>68547305
its crazy how similar it is to the cruz miss
Lewis will still get the win, right?
>rags
>yfw the As rally and tie the game
>rags
Why can't the rags outfield put one away when it matters most?
>>68547256
tiki no
>rags
Ha ha ha ha ha.
>>68547425
We won't forget what you did to us today, we will have our revenge.
>>68538306
Red Sox since age 1.
"Colby how does it feel being so close?"
"It sucks"
Goddammit Colbra don't make me feel things
>>68547481
You won bro and keep a lead in the division
>tfw your team already signed all their picks from the first 5 rounds
>tfw didnt get cucked by any highschoolers
>>68547481
>revenge
>on a bottom 5 team
That's like kicking a retard, loser.
>>68547521
Source?
>>68547522
If a retard comes up to me while I'm eating a delicious meal and spits in my food I'm gonna give him a good kicking, even retards learn their lesson eventually.
>>68547481
>Kicking the retard trying to talk to his dead horse
>M-Mazara ROTY
>>68547521
>all 5 of those picks don't play a single day in the MLB
Who gives a fuck about a stupid no hitter? Come talk to me in a few months when the Rangers are World Series champs, wait no dont come talk to me, instead drive your fuckin car off a cliff and never show your fucking face on here again.
>>68547584
literally furious
>>68547565
I'm having flashbacks, fuck you
>>68547584
Absolutely mad
who can stop us?
>>68547611
david freese
game 6
my dick
suck it
>>68547617
Entropy
>>68547617
Must be nice to play in the worst division in baseball.
>>68547617
Max Muncy
>>68547604
YEA BRO IM SO PISSED THAT MY TEAM WON, IS IN FIRST IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE AND IS ABOUT TO WIN A WORLD SERIES, IM FURIOUS THAT WE DIDNT GET A MEANINGLESS NO HITTER IN A MEANINGLESS REGULAR SEASON GAME
>>68547639
That's the AL central
>>68547643
Yea dude you just lost 3 out of 4 games to the Rangers, you must be so proud of your broke shitty spic city
>>68547572
>implying thats not exactly how it is with every teams picks
anyway zoyk probably will end up a mediocre 3-5 starter
>>68547611
I always wondered about this situation
If a good player fucks up this badly and gets completely and rightfully blamed for his fuck up costing the game to the point that the fans turn their backs cry for his head and even the FO can't defend him so he gets traded, if he's right back to raking next season with a new team, does or should he harbor any ill will towards the team that shitcanned him like that?
>>68547656
The most competitive division is the worst one?
>>68547681
You mad
>>68547656
That's debatable. The west has 2 teams that are absolute shit and 1 team that is playing like a bunch of retards.
>>68547693
>Ts
>who's
>DETROILET
>most competitive
>>68547693
that's often how it works
>>68547650
cmon man you blew your false flagging cover like lolby blew the fecto
>>68547611
>>68547686
>you now realize cruz was directly responsible for losing a world series and got less blame than bartman
>>68547706
I want the A's to make the playoffs so bad. I grew up watching games in Berkeley and I want to see them succeed.
>>68547706
>Rags fan
Of course he is. Fuck the Rags! Perfect game BTFO-d.
>>68547735
They went there like 4 years ago.
Got trounced by the tigers but still had a huge crowd giving them a standing O at O Co after the game.
Those fans are now giants fans.
HAAHAHAH look everyone I spelled it "Rags" again hahaha I intentionally spelled it wrong, isnt that funny? xD
>>68547769
>rands
>>68547730
>false flagging
Shut the fuck up, I have been on here since 2010 supporting all Dallas teams, tired of /sp/'s shit when it comes to the Rangers and Cowboys.
>>68547769
>rags
>>68547769
>RAGS
>>68547256
Periscope pls
>>68547761
Heck, they went there 2 and 3 years ago. Although the one was a WC game.
Rags!
Lol epic, I changed "Rangers" to "Rags", you know like a rag that you wipe stuff up with? Lol isn't that just hilarious?
>>68547840
>rags
Literally nothing wrong with losing a perfect game..
>>68547706
ebin image
gotta flip em so he looks like frok doe
>one of the best teams in baseball this season
>"best" division competition are the Lastros
>guaranteed playoffs
>/mlb/ cockroaches resort to trivializing a great season with the frivolous and sophomoric "rags" posting
*shrugs shoulders* Go Rangers
>>68547686
You forget that Cruz also got busted for using PED's in the Biogenesis scandal, was served a 50 game suspension with the option of taking that suspension during the current season or delaying it until the beginning of the next season. Cruz decided to serve the 50 game suspension during that season with the Rangers which left them with a huge, gaping hole in their lineup for the final 1/3 of the 2013 season.. His fuck up in the 2011 World Series was likely unintentional but taking the 50 game suspension with the Rangers in 2013 was like giving the entire organization and fanbase of the Rangers a big middle finger (2013 was the last year on his contract and he knew that he'd probably be signing a huge contract with another team after that). He is still boo'd every time he comes up to bat in Globe Life Park, everyone in Texas hates him and he fully deserves it IMO.
>>68547840
>>68547769
>Rands
I'm so glad all you fucking autists flocked to a fucking dead thread that had like 50 posts in 3 hours so you could post >Rags 200 times.
I'm taking my business to reddit.
>>68547902
>>68547928
>rags
Lastros fans be like: "Carlos Correa is the league's next big star, just watch."
I (Rangers fan) be like: "Have you heard of Nomar Mazara?"
Crowd: "OHHHHHHH"
>>68547959
>rags
>>68547905
I actually didn't realize that 50 game suspension snafu. That's just plain bogus.
I always thought they just boo him for the missed catch. Wow. That is scummy as fuck.
As shit as the A's are, they at least have rings, unlike the >rags.
>>68547959
Yeah ah hearda him, aint he that there kid what busted Colb's perfect game?
>>68547565
>>68547977
gAy's fans be like: At least our baseball team won a championship 50 years ago
Dallas fans be like: yea...but how many superbowls you got?
>>68547905
>His fuck up in the 2011 World Series was likely unintentional
>likely
Are you saying he Black Soxed that catch? Has there ever been any investigations?
>>68548008
>rags
>>68548008
>gAy's
Stop. This is extremely insensitive and homophobic in the light of the recent Orlando Pulse shootings. We don't condone this kind of shit here.
#PrayForOrlando
#JesuisHomo
>>68547905
to add to this
>thinks he will get a big contract in off season
>declines the Rangers offer because he thinks he is worth more
>never gets the contract he wants
>Rangers in the meantime sign Choo
>Cruz then takes an even worse deal with the Orioles
>is now playing on the Mariners on a contract that is still worse than what the Rangers offered
>>68548011
I mean, it's 95%+ likely that it was just an unintentional error but you never know with the amount of money that floats around in professional sports.
I'm actually glad we "blew" the game, we robbed A's fans of getting to witness history haha.
I'm sure thats not the first time you guys have been robbed since you live in black and mexican infested Oakland, meanwhile Im headed to the Trump rally here in Dallas with all my fellow white people.
>>68548075
>rags
>>68548067
This is the 10th time you guys have posted this webm, Admins, I'm calling for you to ban anyone else that posts it as it can and should be considered spam. thank you in advance.
>>68548053
True that. Especially in the NBA.
top fucking kek
I opened my laptop and found this thread for 1 purpose:
>Rags
>>68547969
Well, he accepted the suspension outright without appealing it. If he had filed for an appeal then the punishment would've been delayed until sometime in the 2014 season. He thought that having a suspension looming over him for the 2014 season would hurt his marketability for a better contract so he just decided to fuck the Rangers since he figured he wasn't going to be playing there ever again after 2013.
And as this guy said:
>>68548041
Cruz turned down a $14MM qualifying offer from the Rangers for the 2014 season to go on and sign a $8MM 1yr contract with the Orioles while the Rangers turned around and offered Shin-Soo Choo a 7yr $130MM contract to fill Cruz's spot.
>>68548270
What Cruz did was worse than what bartman did. The rags were literally an out away from winning the world series. Cubs fans are such pieces of shit for ruining a guys life like that.
Anaslime fans be like: "Dude Mike Trout is the GOAT haha such a clutch hitter"
I (Rangers fan) be like: "Have you ever heard of Rougned Odor?" *smirks*
>>68548403
You're gay
You may only reply to this post if your team has a pitcher who actually pulled off his perfect game and didn't choke like cuck.
EE en fuego
>>68548384
I agree, I just read up on the Bartman incident again and you really can't blame the guy for the subsequent Cubs loss afterwards. For things to have gone so far that the Illinois State Governor suggested that Bartman enter the witness protection program over that incident is pretty absurd.
>>68548695
Was your boyfriend there? I'm sorry for your loss.
>>68548736
Its a piss poor excuse for being perennial chokers. Blaming a fan for your incompetence is so stupid.
>>68548735
noice, he'll get us a decent prospect at the deadline when we firesale the team
THINGS THAT ARE FUCKING GAY AND/OR RETARDED IN BASEBALL:
>Posey Rule, this little faggot and SF's literal faggot fans and their sissy-femboy crying got one of the most dramatic and memorable moments that could occur in a baseball game removed forever.
>Utley Rule, this one doesn't trigger me as hard as the posey rule, but there was no reason to remove the take-out. If there was an inappropriate take-out, there was retal. The players policed themselves. The the unbreakable record of consecutive games played, played the majority of his games at 6, 4 probably get hit more, but cal ripken going that long without getting seriously hurt in those situations gives credence to it not being that dangerous.
>suspensions for fighting, fuck that, sometimes business needs to be taken care of. I'm all in favor of fines so you need to do a cost-benefit analysis on if some asshole is worth the retal. Then the whole team can chip in and financially support the guy that is going to throw the punch, but he should not miss games.
>banning dip/chew, absolutely no reason at all for this. smokeless tobacco effects no one the person using it.
>banning smoking on the ENTIRE stadium property. there's no reason a coach and players should be able to enjoy a cig/cigar in the dugout, on deck, the bullpen, or the outfield. I'll compromise in banning it in seating sections, but banning it on the concourse is absolutely retarded
>7th inning last call on booze, what if the game lasts 19 innings? How are you supposed to stay sober for that? Enough said.
If you disagree with any of these, you're wrong and a piece of shit.
sorry been away from the comp all day. came to post
>Rags
>>68548726
Hola. One hasn't been thrown since.
I was just out at Safeco. The garlic fries are overrated but the crab sandwiches they sell are dank af.
>>68548827
>whos
>>68548827
MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>68548827
>whos
>>68548827
>posey rule
>not the avila rule
>the same avila who is on the whos
>rags
>whos
>>68548899
Fucking Tigers sleeper agents.
>>68548827
You get a lot of shit. But you are right about this.
>>68548899
>whos literally signed a guy who got released by his own father
2abstract4me
>>68548827
How can you call SF fags when you want some Has-Been McNobody to go to town on your butthole
>>68548827
This is the kind of edgy post I'd expect from you
>>68549030
>edgy
fuck off faggot there is nothing edgy about any of those points.
>>68549080
The juvenile tone and language is definitely edgy. Retard
>>68549121
>The juvenile tone and language is definitely edgy
>Retard
edgy
>>68549080
>getting mad and taking off your trip
kek, if children see their favorite players chewing or smoking in the dugout they'll want to when they get older, tobacco is literally out dated.
Also, brawls are fun but suspensions make sure they don't happen, what if sale got his arm broken in a brawl and the who's collapse even more than they have.
Keep trying to "make baseball fun again" tho, cunt
>>68548827
>whosux
>>68549121
Doesn't sound that juvenile. Sounds more like cranky old man to me. Imagine Clint eastwood in Gran torino
>YOU DURDGUM KIDS AND YER PANSY ASS CATCHER PLAYS. FUCK SAN FRANCISCO, HAD TO SERVE ON THE USS TEXAS THERE AND THERE AINT NOT ONE SAILOR WHO COULD KEEP AWAY FROM ANOTHER SAILORS LIPS
>>68548830
Aint even mad anynore tbqh
>>68549161
do not call me BasedAjPierzynski ever again, namefagging and tripfagging are two different things, kill yourself, and do not reply to my posts ever again.
the scurvy niggers just beaned yet another hitter
Who /twoaces/ here?
royals tigers
>>68549288
>>68549288
>>68549288
rbo needs to post more so the White Sox fanbase isn't represented by this fag
>>68548827
>>68549296
>the best who sox fan is still a shitty weeb trip
Are they doing it ironically?
>>68549355
forgot pic
>>68549385
ABSTRACT
>>68549385
>>68549355
No other explanation.
>>68549328
>complaining about weebs on 4chan
>Bartolo Colon double
kek
colon on pace to hit for the cycle
>>68549495
Freeman btfo
if you hit a home run over the fence do you have to run all the way home, can you just stop somewhere else if you want it for the cycle or something
>>68549484
Didn't see it. Would it have been an inside-the-parker from anyone else?
>McCutchen
>>68549545
>tfw you were going to make another post with a pic but then discard it but forget to discard the pic
>>68549189
Still edgy either way
Walt Polandski was pretty edgy
>>68549547
It was standup.. probably a triple desu
>>68549547
triple more like for even the most lead footed runners.
>>68549547
reached the wall and he didnt have to slide
>>68549545
Pretty sure you have to run home
>>68549545
>if you hit a home run over the fence do you have to run all the way home, can you just stop somewhere else if you want it for the cycle or something
whos fans, ladies and gentleman
>>68549609
>>68549600
Robin Ventura's walkoff grand slam single. But that was under other circumstances.
HOLY FUCK THIS NEW SLIDE RULE
SUCK MY NUTS
>Bartolo Colon run scored
ebin
>>68549609
hey buddy, it was a legit question
>After a home run is hit out of the playing grounds, the umpire shall not deliver a new ball to the pitcher or the catcher until the batter hitting the home run has crossed the plate.
but what if he decides to just stop at third, can't make him run. will he just be called out, will they give him a triple and an out instead?
>>68549671
Yeah the mets have ruined double plays. It's apparent that any form of contact is an auto DP.
>poorats
>juan nicasio
get in here the memes are a plenty
>>68549742
>>68549742
>>68549742
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEVER SHOW THE TIGERS GAME ON MLB NETWORK THAT THEY ADVERTISED ALL WEEK WHAT THE FUCK
>>68549824
Fuck off windsor get on the bandwagon or gtfo canada :^)
>nola already getting pulled
>detoilet
>rags
>3 outs away
>>68550425
What did they mean by this?
>>68551167
I figure most /sp/ people look like billy. not obese neets like /r9k/ but not /fit/ either.
>>68551302
Pretty much except I got a doper hairline
>>68550075
Phils comeback starts now
Dubs Wills it
>>68551302
I've seen some shit livin in the Great US of A but this is some next level fatso shit.
>JD Martinez: X-Rays showed a non-displaced fracture of the radial neck at the right elbow.
>>68552369
>JUST D Martinez
>>68552369
what does this mean
Tampapay Devil Rays
Buck truck rolls on
Crazy good game by Wilson
Rickard with his first good game in like a month
>>68554337
He played pretty well against the blue jays last series m8.
The league needs to go back to the late 70s early 80s uniforms.
another year, another "we have so many outfielders" for the dodgers and yet only 2 of them are healthy at a time
they literally had to sign venable, who was closer to going down to AA than getting called up to the phillies
>>68554337
>Crazy good game by Wilson
I just checked, the batting average against Wilson's curveball this year is under .100. He has as many strikeouts on his curve as he has on his fastball, despite having thrown about a quarter as many curveballs as fastballs.
Basically, if the pitching staff can get him to throw like 30-40% curveballs, he'll probably be a pretty good pitcher.
>>68554286
is lexplorer out of prison yet
So has any of the million baseball nerds come up with an equation to translate weeaboo hits into MLB ones?
>>68554660
Erm, coaching staff*
>>68554737
I visited him a couple months ago, he's doing alright.
post favorite calls of the season
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/18985532/v736039083/oaksea-martin-crushes-a-walkoff-homer-in-the-9th/?query=mariners
>>68552034
welp
>>68554767
Pete Rose, we get it. He doesn't have the all time MLB hit record. Just a cool stat. Calm your tits.
>>68554873
bartolo colon homer
too lazy to look it up
>>68538306
>eating at the stadium
>absolute disgusting pleb tradition
>>68555248
>being poor and eating out of garbage cans
>>68555248
>the one guy in the group who nervously looks into his wallet while everyone else buys some food and a beer at the game
lmao tbqh
>>68554947
Just curious my bud. Got numbers for everything now so you think they'd have some crazy ass equations to translate minor/beaner/anime leagues
Fuck the A's
>>68554660
Thrillson
>phillies
>you will never be a translator for western players in japan or korea
feels bad
>>68554337
how does this good young pitching meme work, anyway?
>>68557399
>be asian
>want to play baseball in america
>not even bothering to attempt to learn english at any point in their lives prior to coming over
The Kansass Shitty Methinal Jrs
> Reddick
>>68558920
Haha, dank meme my new friend
Victor Martinez 3 HR game + switch hit HR
They said he was too old and his contract was too big. They said he was declining. They said his knee was bum.
>>68558678
Please don't be a bully.
Gontratulations to Brett Eibner on home run #1!!!!
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>DOYERS
Looks like the AL Central is going to be a 3 way fight this year.
>>68561984
It will be a 4 way fight and this is not news.
>>68561984
I love the Comedy Central.
>>68562037
>>68562192
Never forget 1995.
>dodgers are losing to the brewers
>who just got swept by the giants
hehehehehehehehe
>>68562286
Yeah, winning 100 games and losing to the Braves and one of the GOAT rotations. I think you're targeting the 1997 WS. I'll just be satisfied if they make the playoffs in one form or another. Plus, I don't want to have to buy that Chuck Knoblauch Royals jersey.
>>68562442
1997 was comedy gold, but I felt sorry for you guys. Also congrats on the Cavs winning the Finals.
>>68562589
No need to feel sorry. I was 13. It only bothered me for a couple days.
The Cavs didn't win the Finals yet. Just game 6. Still one more to go. I imagine Goldeb State will win. Home court advantage.
>>68562837
I was born in Berkeley, but I can't stand the Warriors. Those dumb techie fucks from Silicon Valley started bandwagoning them and now I can't get tickets for a decent price anymore when I fly out from Atlanta.
FUCKING DOYERS HAHAHA
>>68562990
Hey, bandwagoning happens. No way to stop it. All championship teams will have a large gain in followers and fans after winning, especially with repeated success. Most casual fans don't have much of an allegiance. Being BTFO by coworkers/friends/family members can aggravate someone to the point of bandwagoning a consistent winner just for bragging rights. That's why you can't get a good ticket. Fair-weather bandwagon fans looking up historical team facts and how the game is played on Google and claiming to be a fan for years
>>68563200
I gave up on Basketball anyway after the Lakers-Kings refball bullshit.
Where the fuck is DG? I want to hear his justification for this kind of performance.
>>68563303
He's busy adjusting Kershaw's record to 11-0.
I hate the Doyers, but I respect a man like Vin Scully.
>the "elite" pitching staff of the los angeles dodgers
ROBO UMPS
O
B
O
U
M
P
S
>offday
>first place
>series against the white sox at home tomorrow
nice hope all goes well
Shields has been a disaster but at least Erik Johnson isn't making me miss him
>>68564123
Be careful playing the Comedy Central, you never know what could happen next.
>tfw I get home from work and the Nats are playing on TV
Damn I'm comfy
>Yankees will sweep the Twins to get back to .500, preventing us from getting good draft picks
>Cashman will continue to find excuses to not completely gut this team for top prospects
FUCKING COLLAPSE ALREADY
DG is literally nowhere to be found. lol.
>>68564594
I'm surprised at the fact that someone actually took him.
>A special loaded hot dog will be available at Dodger Stadium throughout the Los Angeles Dodgers’ four-game series against the Milwaukee Brewers that begins Thursday night.
>The Milwaukee County Stadium Dog is a quarter-pound all-beef hot dog topped with fried cheese curds and County Stadium secret sauce. It will be available at the Extreme Loaded Dog concession locations on the field, loge and reserve levels.
I'm going to try it. I'm a Mad Man.
>Seager
>Royals """""""""""""""""""""""bullpen""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68565357
>third place
Are things that desperate?
>>68564826
>Yanks-Twins
Didn't one of their players throw the ball somewhere the last time they met
>>68565450
Could you imagine Kershaw pulling his hammy?
>>68565357
Hey
Peter fr*gging Moylan is not who they mean when they say Royals bullpen
don't be mean
1 右 イチロー .315 *6本 43打点 OPS.754
2 二 フィギンズ .259 *1本 54打点 OPS.646
3 指 ブラニャン .215 15本 33打点 OPS.802
4 三 ロペス .239 10本 58打点 OPS.609
5 一 コッチマン .217 *9本 51打点 OPS.615
6 左 ブラッドリー .205 *8本 29打点 OPS.641
7 中 グティエレス .245 12本 64打点 OPS.666
8 捕 ジョンソン .191 *2本 13打点 OPS.574
9 遊 Joウィルソン .227 *2本 25打点 OPS.572
>>68565596
That's a shitty Mariner lineup alright.
2010?
>>68556804
rude
u
d
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Dingers, family.
D I N G E R S
>>68565660
yes
and they kicked ichiro with complain
>>68565770
I always liked Ichiro. My favorite player from Japan since Sadaharu Oh.
?? "To be honest, racism in Seattle is amazing. Completely divided between whites and non-whites."
>Losing to the Broors
What does it feel like to be out of contention, Doyers?
Apologize
How good is this fucking guy? Broors have a franchise shortstop.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!?? WE'RE BASEBALL ROYALTY! WE SHOULDN'T BE LOSING TO THE BROORS! WE SHOULD BE WAY OOUT IN FRONT OF THE VAGINTS! BUT OUR BULLPEN IS DOGSHIT AND OUR JEW FRONT OFFICE WON'T JUST BUY CHAPMAN AND MILLER ALREADY THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BUMSHIT IS SHIT KERSHAW IS GOAT FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68566279
inb4 the yankees trade for him
>Get to watch the GOAT pitch today
>>>/int/60895498
lol Nippon
JUST
>LOSING TO THE SEWERS
BAHAHAHA, you cease to amaze me doyboys.
what is the best recommendation food of ball park of MLB to Japanese like me for the first time to visit a ball park?
>>68566665
What do you like japanbro? Most stadiums these days have a fucking huge variety of food.
>>68566665
pretty sure shitattle caters to asians and serves dog tbf
>>68566704
Fucking rude. Seattle is probably the #1 overall stadium for food and beer.
>>68566707
Do you know how much they charge for beer?
its fucking 12 dollars at AT&T, highway robbery
>>68566699
potato like this >>68538306
junk food better
>>68566771
Get helmet nachos.
>>68566759
Yeah, it varies depending on what you get.
$10-$10.50 for stuff off the tap depending on what it is. Safeco does a weekly rotating craft beer cask stand too, that stuff is usually higher abv so it's $12. 22 ounce cans of shitty beer are $12. But if you go intot he beer garden in CF before the game its half off.
Best spot is up at the hit it here cafe, 16 ounce cans for $6
Or you peace a fifth in the parking lot with your buddies before you go in.
>>68566704
we dont bully dog like you bullied Blacks or Indians
>>68566792
this helmet is for real use?
what a fool
>>68566809
HOLY SHIT
JAPAN WITH THE FUCKING REKT
ANON MAY NEVER RECOVER
terrible desu
>>68566865
>That shit tier liquid """cheese"""
Nachos at safeco use actual cheese.
>>68566665
Can't go wrong with a good ol hot dog desu. Also a fan of pretzels. Although I will say, I don't know about other ballparks, but don't waste your money on Citi Field popcorn. It always tastes stale as fuck.
>>68566800
Sounds p cool desu, in the bay area we just get smashed on the train to the stadium because beer prices are so high.
They also serve tiny cups of wine for 15 dollars for the women.
>>68567011
I get some pocket shots and bring em in my pocket/backpack then order a refillable soda and have rum n coke
>>68566823
dog is hot dog desuka?
it's my fault desu
ha the red socks lost
>>68566759
Yeah, but it's 12 bucks for like a craft beer like Lagunitas or something. It's still 10 bucks for shitty beer like bud light, though.
They also have those big ol' liter bottles for 17 bucks which is ridiculous
>>68567043
>refillable sodas
wtf, wow safeco really doesn't jew you out of your money, ill try and go someday.
>>68566865
>tfw can't tell if Japan is saying desu for real or filter
>>68567328
It's like $8 for a 20 ounce fountain, or $10 for a 32 ounce souvenir cup with free refills.
>>68567043
>google pocket shots
>25 bucks for a little liquor butt plug sized thing
oy vey
>>68567403
What?
$2 a pop.
>>68567403
buzz balls are same shit, albeit harder to sneak in the park, two or three of those fuckers can make a real difference in the wallet at ATT park
>>68567425
That's actually pretty great
We could always watch baseball sober
>>68567477
shut up nerd
america always good weather
>>68567569
VERY good post
>>68567477
Everybody look at this square
>>68566665
You'll be able to find the usual ballpark foods (hot dogs, corn dogs, pizza, nachos, popcorn, peanuts, hamburgers, french fries, pretzels, etc.) at any stadium you go to. Also, pretty much every stadium has a few specialty foods that are only offered at that particular ballpark.
>>68567477
I guess technically we could.. but why?
>>68567745
I don't really think of pizza and burgers as ballpark food 2bh. Ballpark versions of those tend to be pretty bad.
>>68567848
It's still a generic concession stand food that you can find at almost every sporting event from little league ballparks on up.
Most professional ballparks have some grills and specialty pizza vendors that serve up good burgers and pizza at least. You're right though that burgers and pizza from the generic food vendors tend to be pretty bad though. I usually just stick with hot dogs or nachos plus a couple of beers or frozen margarita/strawberry daiquiri swirl things.
Kershaw is gonna win MVP
Dodgers are getting B O T H Chapman and Miller.
When was the last time the league MVP also won WS MVP? Who gives a fuck because it's happening in 2016.
Kershaw will not we wasted. Kershaw will be a champion with the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Fuck everyone in the National League. That ass is ours.
>>68568237
"no"
>>68568237
Just for that I now hope that Kershaw has a season ending injury.
>>68568438
wow dude that's fucked up you don't have to be a dodger fan to know kershaw is a great guy and philanthropist. that's uncalled for
>>68568527
Mother fucker, all these athletes that get huge contracts are "philanthropists" They set up a charity, for a cause they like and use it to save themselves from being raped by taxes.
>sign 250 million dollar deal
>Donate a mil or 2 a year so uncle same dont take my shekkels.
>>68538306
I had some of those when I got to see the Mariners a few times in Seattle. Disgustingly tasty.
fucking idiots putting ketchup and mustard on
>can only watch 2 games live per week
>fulmer is tomorrow's probable
comfy af
>>68568579
This. Plus building a good image via charities helps one's branding and promotability to rake in even more $$$.
Reminder that GOATlby Lewis cucked chokeland fans from watching history
are you sleepin ?
>>68571402
I just woke up.
>>68571117
>
Haven't been no-hit since '91, senpai.
Longest streak of any team rn desu.
Oh shit /mlb/ is literally the third oldest thread r/n
Cuckhoop and flopgrass need to die already
>>68574212
Nba is so rigged it's not even funny anymore
>>68574239
NBA is gay as fuck with no parity whatsoever.
>>68574239
It really is. I mean shit, how many times has Lelbron been in the finals, and it goes to game 7 after some drama shit along the way?
And people fucking eat it up.
>tfw work with people who apehoop/commercial ball fans. NOBODY is into babsel.
I bet they like wrasslin too.
>>68574373
Hokkei beisbol masterrace
>>68574373
>>68574303
The stupidest thing is even though the facts are there and anyone can see how obvious it is, you'll get a butthurt <losing team> fan if you call the rigging.
Which is just fucking dumb. For this finals, I have no interest in either as I'm a bulls fan, hell I had no interest in the entire playoffs but it's still plain to see how bad the rigging is. Fuck silver Jew.
>>68569666
6 more scoreless innings confirmed
>>68574531
>Silver rigs his sport
>Bettman locks out his multiple times
>Goodell has ruined too many things to count
Are we mad at Rob Manfred yet for something?
>>68574531
Such is the ratings specter.
Fucking blows sheeple are this ADHD that they can't get into a high end emotional sport like babsel, where every regular season game (huurrrrr too many) is a different experience, and the x factor makes the Postseason as legendary as it is.
Can't speak for hokkei >>68574514, been kinda curious for awhile now though.
>>68575075
Its a great combo because there's always something to watch. Baseball in the summer and hockey in the winter. IMO playoff hockey and post season baseball are the best.
>>68569666
>devil confirmed for detoilet fan
eSports are the future, guys.
Dota 2 with 16 million dollar + prizepool and winners taking away 6 million +
>>68575243
Might consider it desu. Hokkei vidya any good?
>>68575818
Haven't played since 2014 but yeah its pretty good. It's a nice primer to understanding the rules and what not.
>>68575906
Well from what I've heard >our Gary Thorne does or has done play-by-play for NHL vidya so that's an incentive.
Guess I'd be stuck with the Crapitals by default. Even "hometown" Devils aren't much better.
>>68577261
>not wrapped with bacon
Shit son get your shit together
>>68576627
Meh just watch if you're curious I wouldn't worry about picking a team just yet.
>>68577482
>no greens
Does any studium have ramen food?
>>68577482
i actually only like bacon at breakfast time. i dont like it on burgers, dogs, or non-breakfast sausages
>>68577527
green foods are for faggots.
Great thread tho.
Made me fat.
>>68567477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlORWhsJjNM
>>68565466
>HE THREW TO FIRST
>putting arguably your best starter in the pen based on some arbitrary innings limit
>replacing him with a guy who's in AAA and hasn't had much if any success at the major league level
>openly saying we hope he can be good without actually having a plan to replace one of your best starters
This management is a fucking joke.
>>68538306
This thread's breath is TERRIBLE
>499
>99
>500
>100
501 tbj
>>68582277
checked
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