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good job mad, i like the picture
tfw it takes a minute to process a new page in 2070
>>68480649
I'm not mad, I haven't seen him in months. I'm the other Argie psoter, the one with the Crewe save. But not the one that posts moe reaction images, that's another guy (or gal).
Also, you forgot this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM
OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
>>68481189
>listening to anything with over 75 views on youtube
lol
>>68481235
Guess I'll just have to reupload it for you.
>>68481061
Specs?
>>68482098
>There is a chance your son went through someone else's academy.
>>68482098
>aMoodieSwede
>tfw slight CoD nostalgia
>>68482171
>tfw you get your wifes son in your wifes boyfriends academy
American fans are cringeworthy
>stay quiet for 20 minutes
>chant "MESSI MESSI MESSI" for a minute
>do the wave
>eat popcorn and half of it falls to the floor
>do nothing for 10 more minutes
>chant "MESSI MESSI MESSI" again
At least the player from my team, Cuesta, scored, which justifies my watching this shitty match.
>>68482875
>implying we care about your shit team when the best player in the world is on the bench.
>Player giveaway to save some wage budget
Welcome to Slovenia.
>>68483034
Just release them.
>>68482957
What's the team that has that awful "capo" with a megaphone, that chubby guy that thinks he's the boss of the fans?
>>68482875
You didn't watch the US-Paraguay game, did you?
>>68482957
But Christian Pulisic doesn't play for Argentina or Bolivia
>striker doesnt score in 8 games
>talk to him, say he needs to start scoring or he is out of the team
>"I've scored plenty"
This fucking guy
this shit is hilarious, i guess the state championship is a feel good league for the big clubs, i have literally gotten 0 shots on targets this far and my team is not that good
>>68483080
Isn't that Seattle? Hilarious stuff.
FIGHT
AND WIN!!!!
And his fucking accent cracks me up. Is it supposed to be British? Irish? Australian? No one knows.
>>68483113
He barely plays for the US, tbf.
>>68483080
>Just release them.
>Releasing players saves money
People need to stop thinking this
>>68483080
>Just release them
That's the trick: releasing them costs money. the exact money you should have paid them if they had left at the end of their contract. At least when you give them away it won't cost you a cent. I want to give as much players away as possible before resorting to a release.
>>68482875
>Cuesta
I had to specifically add "football" to get "Victor Cuesta".
>>68483109
A bit, I think I was cooking. Were they better? That'd make sense, since they were watching their team. Though even if Messi is not on the field, you've still got some world class players.
Am I the only one that thinks Guzan looks weird?
>>68483160
>Were they better?
I would say yes, but
>I'm not watching the match now
>I was in the stadium for USAvPRG so it's hard for me to judge
>Am I the only one that thinks Guzan looks weird?
No, he looks like a pasty bald goblin.
>>68483136
>>68483147
I know, it was a joke. I've got plenty of players that I can't get rid of, but they don't earn that much so it's fine.
>>68483147
kek, should've specified his name. He's great.
tfw you want to release your shit coaches when you take over a club but it costs too much money
>>68483540
Even on mutual termination? Else I'd just add a new one if staff restrictions aren't problematic: the quality of training depends of the better coach and the shitter helps lowering the Workload.
>>68483260
>No, he looks like a pasty bald goblin.
I feel this way every time I see Ryan Goins not wearing a hat or helmet.
>>68483697
I feel this away about literally every other USMNT GK that isn't Tony Meola or Tim Howard, they're all the same.
>>68483847
And Tim isn't like that just because he wears his hair on his chin.
>>68483993
also he's kinda swarthy
>>68484064
Are you calling him a nigger nigga?
>>68484090
he sure as hell isn't pasty
>>68484090
>>68484126
He only seems dark next to Guzan and Bradley tbf.
>>68484415
>"So you're going to MLS, Tim?"
>"Yeah they don't want me here"
>"Take me with you, please."
>that bloody OP pic
>>68485102
We know you love it.
I want to start a new save as a national team manager for a team that's never been to the World Cup, I'm leaning towards Thailand or Venezuela but will managing the Thai national team fuck up my reputation?
>>68485589
why don't you take Suriname, Kenya, or Indonesia to the World Cup so that?
>>68485589
Actually scratch Thailand, I'd rather manage Poo in the Loo Land. My question still stands though.
>>68485589
How would managing the Venezuelan NT ruin your reputation?
>>68485607
>Indonesia
>>68485620
They weren't independent and it was pre-WW2. Doesn't really count.
>>68485607
>Indonesia
>never been to the WC
As a sovereign nation, yes. As a home nation of the Dutch, no.
>>68485609
You wont have a reputation to ruin if its your first job
>>68485607
Not sure. I just want to start with a team that can reasonably make it and is one that I can get in the game by default.
>>68485620
Not Venezuela, but the others I imagine might fuck my reputation up. I'm open to suggestions as long as it's a country that's never been to the World Cup and has a reasonable chance of making it.
>>68485649
>but the others I imagine might fuck my reputation up.
How.
>>68485642
>pre-WW2. Doesn't really count.
I thought nothing before 1966 counted.
>>68485664
Nothing before Englands WC counts.
>>68485664
I guess it wouldn't since it'd be my first job, I was just recalling a time when I had a world class reputation and it wound up going down when I went to on to manage the Ghana National Team.
>>68485664
Counting appearances in the 30's is kind of questionable, given that it was basically an invitee tournament then.
>>68485680
Manage in Belarus and try to grow some talent and do a Bayern/Barca where 90% of your national team plays for you.
i like brazil
>Ref calls two clean goals offsides
>Player scores 3rd
>Tells ref to call that one offside
>Yellow carded for foul and abusive language
Time to get fined.
>>68485740
Europeans were also pussies for being unwilling to travel.
My player turned bald at just 25 years old. What a cruel world
>>68486519
Wouldn't have happened with the hairpack.
>>68480610
love the pic
>>68486519
Try balding at 19.
what a sweet deal that I didn't even ask my board to make
>Ronaldo complaing how Iceland celebrated their draw
hr's right though, I thought they'd scored a penalty to make it 4-1 in the last minute from the way they were celebrating
>>68482098
>600th reload
>>68487440
>>68487440
>>68487669
>>68482098
I'd figure why would one bother considering that even if you get one, there's an incredibly high chance he'll be complete shit. It's an Easter egg at best.
>>68487669
I know m8, it defies belief
>>68482098
can a son actually spawn at a different club?
>>68487838
Only if you've managed there recently I believe
Must be interesting being a fan of my club, one week we lose to Wisla Plock despite dominating the game and then we destroy Red Bull Salzburg 5-0 even though it was pretty even with MOTM being a 17 year old getting 2 goals and an assist
>start a match and go downstairs to get breakfast
>come back and see my tactics screen
>CB just sent off, 36th minute
>we're winning 0-3
welp time to park a bus or two
>>68487988
What you got for breakfast?
>>68488158
croissants and jam
>>68488203
Acceptable only during the euros
>>68488307
I disagree but respect your feedback
>>68488307
You're a terrible Englishman.
>>68488203
>tfw went to an all-day burger place for breakfast at 10 after 6 in the monrning
>tfw your Ass Man will never ruse the press for you like this
>wake up
>still featured in /trb/ pic
the dream never dies
Heya trb.
The cr7 comments I posted yesterday were a bit wrong.
He wasnt saying they were small for celebrating like they won EC.
He said because they played defend defend he thought they wouldnt win anything and were small.
A bit better but still massive butthurt
>>68488751
>wake up
>still talking about yourself
the meme needs to die
>>68488799
missed u desu
how's your save going or did you stop playing fm in order to properly dedicate yourself to hating me
>>68480610
>tfw no QTs
;_;
>>68488769
he still came off as a petty sad cunt. his lack of awareness is astounding at times, given his relative stature as an ambassador to the game.
>>68488815
do you know what team I'm managing?
>>68488829
no sorry is it important
>>68488828
Yeah it is.
He prolly also shouldnt be portugal captain for the sole fact that as captain you need to face the media.
Which means in good times but also bad times lel
Horsehorsehorsehorse! Hello friends!
Someone in this train has been a naughty boy.
>>68488860
>spotify
letting the jews win
>>68488860
>not having a 4chan pass
>>68488869
When you travel 4 hours a day listening to the same shit over and over again gets dull.
SUI or WAL (again) lads???
>>68488887
where do you travel 2 hours to every day?
>>68488998
Nijmegen
>>68489023
why do you go to nijmegen every day m8?
Uni? if so why dont you live in city of your uni
>>68489045
>if so why dont you live in city of your uni
>mfw someone once asked why I didn't live in Toronto if I go to school in Toronto
>>68489045
>tfw went to a uni in Depok despite being a 1.5 hours (now 2) away from home
>>68488769
He is still comin off as petty and the fact he's known for over celebrating meaningless penalties makes him a Hypocrite too
>>68489083
>>68489061
I understand that m8.
But when I was in holland so many people actually lived in the city of the uni during weekdays and weekend went to mum and dad to wash their clothes.
>>68489097
>weekend went to mum and dad to wash their clothes
please tell me they're just using their parents machine...and not that their parents are doing it for them.
>>68489094
B-but the meaningless penalty was while winning CL no?
Also did you even read what I said m8?
He wasnt calling them small for celebrating, he was calling them small for only defending defending whole match (which begs the question what ronaldo thought of el clasico during mou era)
Let me make this clear, I am not saying lol what he said isnt butthurt. I am saying its still a massive amount of butthurt
>>68488991
Hopp Schwiiz lad
>>68489142
nein
chose neither as i have no time for shitty international management (unless the england post was offered to me of course)
>>68489156
>le ask questions and do nothing man
Mitch pls
>>68489135
Some were doing it themselves, some parents did it for them lel
>>68489135
>>68489097
>Tfw did that at uni
It was every other week or so though
>>68489302
did you wash the clothes or your mum?
I just found it funny in holland lel, talk with all these people during weekdays and go out on thursday but on the weekend (when us surinamers actually go out) most of them were not there anymore
>>68489045
I dont mind traveling. I dont have the money. It would also mean that I cant make music anymore with my friends during the week. There isnt a lot available either. I also dont want to live together with people from my age that I dont know.
>>68489135
The friends I have that live on their own dont do anything when they get home.
>>68489319
Where did you go to uni in the Netherlands?
>>68489363
You have free train riding on the weekdays I presume?
Yeah if you are willing to get up early then I guess you could do it ye.
>>68489429
tad lazy friends no lel
>>68489455
Was at Leiden uni doing Criminology, was clear very soon it was nothing for me lel
>>68489135
i only go home once every 3 months or so but my mum always does everything for me
think she misses looking after me desu
fucks sake here we go agin
>>68489463
Yes but its kinda normal here that kids dont do anything at home. Do unis in Leiden also advertise going out and getting drunk all the time?
>>68489504
>Level of discipline 1
>>68489513
More like the students do that every week.
It was really strange for me, in Suriname we go out friday and saturday (excent during vacations etc). In Holland people went out tuesday thursday and lots of after uni stuff like clubs etc
I can understand the tuesday thursday going out stuff as most people went home during weekends. Made it pretty nice to go into the city during the weekends tho
>>68489567
Yea but schools promote you going out on thursday aswell even though they give classes on friday. And then they whine about low attendance.
>>68489097
My point was that it's cheaper to live in the burbs and commute in four days a week than live in downtown Toronto.
>>68489726
I understand that m8 lel
>>68489695
Yeah, pretty strange from the uni
>>68489504
I saw you starting a Dartford save before, is this it? Show graph of league positions plz?
I started a save with Plymouth some time ago and after back to back promotions to the championship, and going through to the final playoff at wembley the first year there, I thought I'd easily win the championship my second year, but now it seems I'll struggle not to get relegated...
>>68489763
DO YOU THO
Russian Anthem is pretty nice desu
>>68489867
>>68489867
Do agree.
Im taking a shit. Anything happened yet at the match?
>>68490181
cr7 has come out to say slovakia small team that celebrate scoring goals so they wont win anything
I got new assman and some coaches because everyone retired. Now literally everyone in my squad is unhappy with their training, who's fault is it?
>>68490181
Slovakia slightly on top but only had a couple of shots off target
this match is going to be ass isn't it.
>>68490334
What's been the worst so far?
Spain-Czech I think
>>68490440
yes, easily.
>>68490440
>tfw fell asleep during that match
>tfw it had nothing to do with the match itself
>>68490474
>>68490440
most matches have been suprisingly good so far though.
>>68490520
Defo been a good advert for increasing the number of teams in the euros
>>68490520
No 0-0 yet either... yet.
>>68489768
here you go lad sorry it's late
had a lot of fun here man
TOP GOAL
goooooooooooooooool
fucking awful defending mind, two Russian defenders fooled by one cut-inside
Hamsik so far one of the best players in the tournament. Amazing pass.
>>68490719
was a nice one
Brilliant. RIP Russian ankles.
this group is about to get interesting
if only we could have done that against the Russians
>Tfw sterling will start tomorrow
>>68490833
again? Holy shit what has Raheem Sterling ever done?
>>68490833
Asking too much.
>>68490833
England got enough chances, it's just that lellana and friends can't score for shit
>>68490856
No guarantee, just can imagine it happening
>>68490893
Lallana was alright i though
bbc commentators are wank
>you now remember when Russia were genuinely quite decent
>>68491109
>female ESPN commentator that is actually not completely shit
Russian riot when?
Player of the tournament. Easily an 8 last game, absolutely fucking raping russia now.
what the fuck was that oh my god
Jesus christ
HAMSIK
A
M
S
I
K
Russia is out of this tournament either through riots or losing this game.
wew, Hamsik kills the Russians by himself
>>68491295
bet the Russia manager is rioting at his defence right now
>>68491328
>playing 2 elderly defenders when you are trying to dominate a game.
asked for it desu.
>>68490587
Looks like you won every league?
I'm sad I lost in the final of St Johnstone, will probably never get the chance to win that one again. Want a nice trophy room
>>68491422
no we've only ever won... i think the vanarama national league
otherwise it was second or playoffs
>>68491420
when I played as I think anzi makachala I got both berezutsky's .Was fun
so, which English club are going to break the bank on Hamsik after this?
(yes I'm aware he's been this good for years now with Napoli but clubs are very reactionary to this kind of performance)
>>68491500
Leicester/West Ham.
For reasons.
>>68491500
Spurs, where he'll disappoint before being transferred to Inter Milan in January 2018 after a six-month initial loan spell there.
tfw he scored this lovely blooter
>tfw just signed this lad as a Chief Scout / Player on a cheeky free
>>68491519
Because they'll have the money after Mahrez/Payet go somewhere else?
FT score prediction lads?
>>68492865
9-2
A 2-2 draw would be reasonably nice
>>68492865
8-1
>>68492865
8-0
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD!
>>68492865
1-1
God fucking damn it
>>68493035
You never keep BTFOing a team for all 90 minutes. Complacency and whatnot.
Missed the first 75mins of the Rus - Svk, has Slovakia been that good?
>>68493195
Russian lad lit a flare after the Russian goal. The game is now meaningless.
thunder and lightning very very frightening
>>68493315
>thunder and lightning
I'd be disappointed, but if Freddy Mercury were still alive, you lot would just throw coins at him anyway.
>>68493388
Did I do bad?
What did Hamsik do?
>>68493698
The equivalent of your LB crossing it and accidentally scoring
just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>The Youth policy of Manchester
>>68493863
Europa league it is.
>Implying Durtmount won't choke
Also, look at this league table!
How do I get these guys as fans?
I'm terrible at judging young goalkeepers - will he be good and should I start blooding him more now?
>>68494041
Pray that you have a good penalty tutor that's eccentric
>player's surname is Petit
>he isn't small
>shoots from here
>hits bar and bounces into goalie's hands
guess the score and time :^)
>>68494447
The score is irrelevant and the time is time to kill yourself
>>68494471
haha good one no it was 88 minutes and 4-3 to spuds
>>68494447
4-3, 8 minutes
>>68494521
only 80 minute away from the answer man unlucky
>>68494521
>tfw my number eight key faltered
so close to glory
streaming the relegation battle btw lads
>>68494847
kys
Poetic
>>68495196
>It's a Wigan Athletic run
>>68495214
meaning WHAT
i got into the final 2 years ago as well but tottingham raped us
>>68495274
kys
>>68494402
Well Emmanuel Petit was a solid 6'1" (185cm), which would have made him king of the manlets on /fit/.
>Kosovo
>Albanian B NT
>>68495196
>>68495274
>>68494847
>Wasting your time on league cup when you're fighting to avoid relegation
Priorities Mitch FFS. That said, with the kind of schedule there is in Championship, it'd be incredibly funny if you were to qualify for European football anyway.
>>68495539
Literally Wigan
>England-Wales is tomorrow
Misread the schedule earlier so I guess I'll be off now.
See you all later, lads.
>>68495274
>meaning WHAT
how do you not know about Wigan's FA Cup win and subsequent relegation?
>>68495679
muzzie cunt
>>68495679
bye HC
>>68495679
I'll be acting Barney while you're gone
Brace for the Romanian shitposting
"a true connoisseur of the beautiful game"
>>68496139
>media shy
if only
>>68496162
chuckle
>Assistant's recommendation: 'Congratulate the players on qualifying, they deserve the success'
>Ask assistant to take team talk
>Team talk: 'I've got nothing specific to say right now'
>Players get angered
REEEEEEEEE
>>68496139
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
>Finished runners-up
Oy vey!
>>68496334
For an English manager, that's really all you can ask for.
is there any way to chat shit about other managers to the press after they get sacked?
Sweating man.jpg
>>68496358
Finishing runners-up is also kinda a French thing, aka "the Poulidor". "Better participate than winning!", "Better play not to lose than to win!", so on, so forth.
>>68496414
>Only being up 2-0
Agressively: I'm not happy with what I just saw
>>68496414
Cautiously: Don't get complacent, despite the score.
>>68496414
Cautiously: Unlucky boys, it just isn't our day
>Reports: Andres Guardado close to signing to MLS expansion side Atlanta United
RIP his International career
TIL: I played 16 games for my country and scored 6 goals
I would've done more if it weren't for that condition that caused me to retire as a player and start coaching at 21 ;_;
Ok lads, I just got an interesting offer form Bayern, someone please advice as I am too stupid to make my own decisions.
I currently have two seasons at Chelsea, as some of you might already know, and won the league back to back. On the other hand I fucked up badly in the CL due super unlucky draws resulting in going out in the first knockout stages twice in a row.
I want to build a dynasty at Chels, but I'm also worried I might fuck up again in the CL. Another worry is the growing expectations that seems to rapidly be turning in to "win the league or get sacked".
TL;DR: Build dynasty or try something new?
Iceland enjoying the taste of those salty cuntnaldo tears
>>68496686
Quit your save and either do a save with a challenging team or kill yourself
>russia
>>68496716
>Iceland Player: "This is why he'll always be behind Messi"
Fucking got him
>>68496686
>unlucky draws
>worried i might fuck up again in the CL
>afraid of growing expectations
kill yourself chelsea/bayern scum
>>68496716
>Arnason praised Ronaldo for being a "fantastic footballer" but said he was "not a gracious human being".
>The Malmo player also suggested Lionel Messi, Ronaldo's long-time rival, was a more loveable character.
>"His comments are the reason why Messi is always going to be one step ahead of him," said Arnason.
Oh shit, btfo
>>68496414
Rapidly click 'Let Assistant Take Teamtalk'
>A Championship footballer was arrested at his own engagement party on suspicion of assaulting one of the guests.
>Jacob Butterfield, who plays for Derby County, proposed to his girlfriend in March but celebrated their engagement over the weekend.
>Police were called to the party in Bardsey, West Yorkshire, following a report a 47-year-old man had been assaulted.
>Nige
>>68496775
>>68496785
Iceland is based, they actually said what everyone else was thinking, the madmen.
>>68496743
>>68496781
I don't understand why you feel the need to be so aggressive, it's just a game and it's supposed to be fun. I don't know how to take on a real challenge yet, why is that such a fucking problem for you guys? I came here looking for some advice and all I get is the standard "le kill ursef xDDD". Grow up.
>>68496880
>>68496880
shut up einar
>>68496880
>it's just a game
>it's supposed to be fun
>>68496880
>'it's just a game and it's supposed to be fun.'
You came to the wrong place friendo.
>>68496880
>just a game
>supposed to be fun
>don't know how to take on a real challenge
>came here for some advice
Please read through your post and realize what a fucking retard you are
Judging by your post. if you are looking for advice, this should make you a much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_pRjBSeGtw&list=PLDg_TpWINrR9m-BhX5JRrQiKBSdx4a3T0
>>68496880
There is nothing wrong with playing as a big club to teach yourself the basics of the game but do not be asking advice especially when that advice you seek is "Should I leave my big club to go to an even bigger club?!"
The point of going to a big club to learn the basics is that you have absolutely everything you need to try out anything you want to try out so you should just be experimenting and not worrying too much about the consequences in order to learn before setting yourself a proper challenge.
What you should not be doing is sweating a decision when some big team asks you if you want to join them (and this is true even when you are doing a proper save) because the answer is always "No, kill yourself for even thinking about it you faggot" because you either go try a new challenge or you stick with where you are, you do not just jump ship to a big club to take the easy route.
And that is why your question earned you those responses.
>>68496880
Heh, first time on 4chan kiddo? This is the cesspool of the internet, the deepest and darkest place you'll find. You'll get used to it in time, it's nothing personnel.
>>68496880
Bit more your speed friend
>Bayern threatening legal action against anyone making allegations of them trying to force Götze out the club.
>You now remember Xherdan "Swiss Messi" Shakira
I love it when my team works hard to keep the main 4-4-1-1 shape when defending.
>>68498674
>Markovic
>>68498674
>inb4 "Be more disciplined"
>>68498674
What a beautiful Vertical 1-2-6-2, but where's your gk? He should be on the right wing there.
>>68498723
Yes there are more people with that name.
>>68498725
No but about to.
>>68498765
ikr
>>68498674
are you
>roam from positions
>very fluid
>be more expressive
?
>>68499054
no, flexible, don't have the rest selected.
>Roundtable discussion about France playing Pogba and Griezmann
>France lineup: No Pogba, no Griezmann
They're trying to work their way out of it and it's hilarious.
>>68498674
is it directly after a corner/free kick? Players tend to sperg out directly afterwards.
>>68499316
no it's a transition after losing the ball.
>>68499316
Yeah, I specifically don't have my centrebacks come up for free kicks or corners just to help prevent any counters.
>Dimitri Pie-it
>>68499591
speaking about counters
I hit the post, then this happened. Last 20 seconds of the game.
Does this game go on sale during the summer sale? I dont want to pay $50 to become austistic desu
>>68500661
It was on sale last week
>>68500661
>game
>>68500661
>become
>>68500661
It was on sale last week for $11 to celebrate the copa/euros
why do bad things happen to good people
>>68501183
>good
>slavs
>mitch
>>68500661
you just missed it
>>68501183
kys
>>68501183
>good people
>you
The last football manager that I played was fm13. I saw the steam review crying about fm16. What should I do? Stick to this one or buy fm16
anyone want me to stream the capital one cup final
>>68501438
Later yes, now no
>>68501438
go for it
>>68501438
haha
>>68501505
live
>>68501257
ok
>French E""""P""""L finishing
>>68501598
Anyone else get really triggered by people saying "epl"?
Heard australian footie presenters actually say it and it sounded so terrible and cringy
playing vs former dartford legend AARON HEDLEY
oh SHIT boys this is a GRUDGE MATCH
>tfw Kruse actually squared it because Arnold was in a better position
WHAT A FEELING
this has been a strange season
>>68501546
Even better.
>its a my team is playing like absolute shit and cant beat even the worst teams in the league right now episode
>>68502185
>being french
>>68502057
>Argentinean photo editing
weeeeeeeeeeeew
>>68502267
>implying Albania is shit
ISLAM WILL DOMINATE EUROPE
Sadiku the Albanian striker could have been seriously injured there, could have been out for a number of months. How many? I don't want to guess a number with Sadiku.
>>68502375
>not wanting to see the dankest editing this side of the Rio de la Plata
What's wrong with you
>>68502461
They are the lowest ranked team at the euros
What is France even doing, seriously.
>>68502484
But I do want to see m8
>>68502534
Surrendering.
>>68502534
Playing football at the Euro 2016 Championships
>>68502499
i know that, famborghini.
>>68502484
>this side of the Rio de la Plata
if you go far enough, everything is this side of the Rio de la Plata.
>>68502534
properly Frenching it up.
>Evra
always good for a laugh
why are the English fans acting like they're from Philadelphia?
>>68502560
>"Playing" "football" at the Euro 2016 Championships
ftfy
>>68502545
My interpretation of Flair Twenty.
>>68502738
Gotta get that Philly cheesesteak
>>68502738
who are you to say they're not from Philly?
I suppose I was right for not even bothering to switching on the TV this evening. T-thanks Deschamps, at least would've appreciated to see Hatem try to cut inside and shoot with his accurate left.
>>68502738
got to have some context to that
>Jiroo starting
>literally zero crossing
Why is this allowed?
>>68502926
They're probably throwing batteries at people or something.
I know we had a bit of a falling out earlier /trb/, but I was just wondering if accepting a job offer from a NT means you lose your job as manager or not. So..what happens if I accept it?
>>68503610
Double jobs
If games on same day you'll do them one after the other
>>68503625
Think I might just accept it then, thanks m8
Lads, do I spend 80% of my budget (£6-7) on a striker who will come in and be the best player in the team (or maybe even in the league)?
striker is the only position I really need to strengthen, already have 3 halfway-decent striker but not top goalscorer in the league quality
t. sandnes ulf man
>>68503870
You've just answerred your question.
>Blazed over by Matuidi
What did he mean by this?
>>68503870
million pounds that is, for £6-7 I'd rather have a multipack of crisps desu
>>68503870
yeah just do it mate i never regret spending big on players i don't really need
>>68503989
what the fuck kind of multipack of crisps costs you £6-7
>>68503984
>Can't understand basic English
Kill yourself
is this the famous triple post???
anyway this isn't looking great for me, perhaps the double won't happen this year after all
>>68504042
>>>/aldi/
>>68504061
YD my man
>>68504061
>17 shots
>0 on target.
>>68504184
At this point, might as well.
French NT have a worse finishing than my striker who have a "shoot with power" PPM.
>>68504327
The gay community of Orlando wishes the shooter had the shooting ability of the french team
>>68504042
norwegian ones la
tbf it would cost way more than that if they sold them, 1 normal pack is like £3
French shooting hasn't been this awful since an Eagles of Death Metal gig.
>>68504359
>>68504366
/trb/ - terrorist related banter
>Coman
He did so well until the finish!
>tfw burnout
>>68504461
>tfw in my dream I can't even escape baneposting
I blame you.
>>68504454
Awful to see that especially in lower tier footy when they really just have to push it in.
>>68504682
Sounds like one of De Gea's parties
>>68504539
>dreaming of Bane
I envy you
and Marq did his share of baneposting
s-suggest top tier urop league pls
>>68504762
kek
>>68504826
>s-suggest top tier urop league pls
EPL
P
L
I feel for the Marseille fans. Probably a few of them wished they could at last see some football after the horrid season OM has displayed with no home win during almost 8 (eight) months .
>>68504826
Lithuania
>>68504762
I-I don't get it.
>>68504826
Even asleep I could feel the cringe tho.
Bundesliga.
>>68504539
>>68504826
League of Ireland Mozzy, lead Cork City to glory and enable your regens to be banging 7/10 Cork qts
>>68504880
He said top tier, friendo
>>68504948
>not being at De Gea's orgies
>>68504948
Something about de gay being a nonce I think
Pretty shit joke from a darkie midget prick tbqh
>>68505054
>Pretty shit joke from a darkie midget prick tbqh
well there's no need for that
>>68504880
>>68504948
>>68504959
how big a team?
>>68504949
b-but I prefer Norn Iron
>>68504927
>top tier
:^)
I would if >user dbs didn't double trigger me
>>68504948
>doesn't understand the intricacies of fucking underage grills
and you call yourself muslim?
>>68504948
(David) De Gea (footballer, Manchester United) was accused recently of having a sex party in which he, and Iker Munian(another footballer), allegedly had non-consensual sex with prostitutes of the Spanish porn man Torbe
>Vladimír Weiss is the first player in history to score at the Euros while playing his club football outside Europe.
Neat
>>68505289
RIP Robbie Keane and Shkeltzan Gashi
Lads I might have asked here before, but can anyone think of a player, besides Dele Alli, where you always say their full name?
Excluding brazilian nickname stuff, and eastern asia stuff.
Wes Hoolahan is the closest we have, this debate has raged for months.
>>68505289
>tfw it wasnt Gignac
>>68505370
>tfw it wasnt Gignac
Even Deschamps is gay for Jiroo.
>>68505370
Eden Hazard is usually said in full in English
>>68505370
>tfw it wasn't Gignac
>Marq in charge of patriotism
>>68505548
No its not at all? Its 50/50 between Eden Hazard and Hazard
>that slip
>>68505370
I say Jeff Hendrick's name in full more times than not
>>68505370
Freddy Adu
>>68505370
Mikel Arteta, Diego Costa, William Carvalho, Anatoly Tymoschuk, Vincent Kompany, Theo Walcott
>>68505596
Can't remember any time i've heard them just say Hazard
sorry
>>68505548
Not sure about that m8
>>68505370
Gary and Phil Neville
>>68505617
>I say Jeff Hendrick's name
mostly when you masturbate, right?
>white frenchman kills the muzzies
there's hope yet
>>68505570
Robbie Keane shouldnt be at the Euros unless its as a coach.
I like Gignac's story.
>>68505617
not a bad shout. on that note, the amount of people who call him Jeff Hendricks is embarrassing.
>>68505659
no no no no no no no. ALL of them are called by their last name on the ball.
>>68505685
fucking SHOUT britanon, fair fucks
For fucks sake
>>68505703
>yfw the cross bar ruined my orgasm the other day
A SHOT ON TARGET!
>>68505776
but i only named one
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>68505766
/pol/ must be happy
>>68505890
sorry that was meant for>>68505650
>that Albanian feel
>>68505780
>yfw the cross bar ruined my orgasm the other day
felt the same way with Brady's shot that went narrowly over
then Wessi's goal satisfied me properly
>>68506014
I mostly hear Diego Costa and Theo Walcott. But then again, all we ever get is Martin Tyler doing matches.
Douglas Costa, David Villa?
>>68505370
Demba Ba?
>>68506143
David Villa is good actually. Douglas Costa and Diego Costa aren't their real names
>>68506190
v good, not PERFECT but good
Payet > Ozil
>Late Goals: the Tournament
>>68506221
Leo Baptistao
>>68506221
Ji-Sung Park?
>>68506221
>Diego Costa aren't their real names
>Diego da Silva Costa (Spanish: [ˈdjeɣo ða ˈsilβa ˈkosta], Portuguese: [ˈdʒjeɡu dɐ ˈsiwvɐ ˈkɔstɐ]; born 7 October 1988),[3][4] is a professional footballer who plays as a striker for English club Chelsea and the Spain national team.
>>68506382
>>68505370
>Excluding brazilian nickname stuff, and eastern asia stuff.
>>68506221
Bas Dost?
>>68506348
>"Surely that settles it!"
>>68506296
water = wet
>>68506461
Didn't see the asian bit, sorry again
>>68506221
Ian Wright, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Luigi Wright-Phillips
>>68506400
how often do you hear him being called Diego Da Silva Costa? I dont understand portugese naming conventions but it wont work
>>68506382
>paaark park wherever you may be etc
>>68506479
and another, yer killing it lads
>>68505370
>>68506479
>"Surely that settles it!"
And it obviously never does.
>>68506636
>their consolation goal is always a blooter by some shitty winger
>"His first ever goal for them!"
>>68506630
>Geicos top 5 clutch CB plays of the week
>>68506593
>Bamidele Jermaine "Dele" Alli (born 11 April 1996) is an English professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur and the England national team
How often do you hear him called Bamidele Jermaine Alli?
All the time according to you
>>68506668
And never scores ever again after that. Especially after the 30th+ league match where you desperately need those points.
>>68506736
I meant that I almost always say the whole 'John Brooks' as opposed to just Brooks. Same with Gyasi Zardes.
>>68506785
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this actually ruins it.
>>68506593
Luca Toni, Danny Welbeck (?), Carlos Teves
>>68506798
Almost all of our players full names are said for some reason.
>>68507036
Casuals wont know them
>suddenly all the posting stops
spooky
>tfw decided to give another team the middle finger by negotiating $300 million for a youth player with a 50% sell on
>french police charging english fans
They just have it out for us now
>>68507823
Why isn't anyone getting a bit more upset with the current state of /sp/ during these Euro days? There are literally facebook tier "memes" everywhere.
>this country something this country arrows
>if u dont reply to this post your family is going to be brutally murdered by a maniac with a chainsaw wearing a bow tie xD
>A beat C and C beat B, therefore A is better than B
>"u couldnt even qualify u hab no meenings of fotbal :DDDDD"
>/pol/ invasions every single day
Etc etc...
I remember when the old "IT SURE IS SUMMER in HERE!" meme was normally just meant as an ironic way of pointing out someone being retarded, but it's genuinely real summerfags that's never been on this site before ruining threads these days.
>>68509008
>Why isn't anyone getting a bit more upset with the current state of /sp/ during [major event]
It isn't a new phenomenon.
>5 games to go
>only two points clear of relegation
*worry*
>>68509008
>going anywhere but threads you actually post in
>>68509045
Yeah I know, but I can't remember it ever being this bad.
>>68509123
Rose coloured glasses m80
>>68509008
>acting surprised that /sp/ is shit during euros
or any major sports event, for that matter
>>68509123
it always was
>>68509008
>leaving /trb/
>>68509008
>going out of /trb/
>ever
>>68509155
also
>mfw Euro 2008 had an idiotic structure that wouldn't have allowed two teams from the same group to play in the final
felt like MLS conferences
that said, it was the only abso disgo part of that tournament
>>68509251
Same was true in 2002
>>68509155
>you now remember Cadfael and his express delivery gifs
suppose now we have the Swedish webm lad
>>68509168
>>68509170
You're probably right, but I enjoy watching a lot of games and discussing them, and /trb/ is a) too slow to have an ongoing discussion about anything, and b) too obsessed with FM to really have any good points to be made during the games
Also >we are too close knit as a "community" to slag each other off too much without risking becoming "that guy" in the threads. I feel like I'm slowly becoming that guy right now, but I'll probably stop being like this /trb/ once I get a bit more familiar with the game we're supposed to be discussing.
>>68509495
>game
stop that
>>68509495
you talk too much
>>68509067
Some Manager of the Year you turned out to be.
>>68509495
>we are too close knit as a "community" to slag each other off too much without risking becoming "that guy" in the threads
>too close knit
>to slag each other off too much
>slag each other off too much
>slag
>off
>too much
newfriend much?
also
>I feel like I'm slowly becoming that guy right now
>slowly
>>68509521
i was manager of last year not this year
this year i won the capital one cup so uh fuck you :^)
>>68509540
Reminder Phil is that guy every time he turns up
>>68509540
You've always been that guy Mozzy. You're just in denial.
>>68509520
Yeah thats what I mean.
>>68509540
Well yeah I am pretty new to the scene when it comes to regularly posting in /trb/ threads. Just give me some time to adjust.
>>68505370
isn\t it bamidele alli anyway?
What happened to that Norwegian who was a Barcelona fanboy?
>>68509551
>capital one cup
As irrelevant as it gets.
>>68509568
kek
>>68509604
Keep reading, I already ruined his bullshit.
>Irish people in charge of knowledge
is there a worse conversation than the "I think you need a rest" talk?
>>68509691
Yes. The "I need to win the league" chat when your team is in first and he wants to leave to Remi Garde's Arsenal.
Not dead yet boys.
>>68509563
which is a bit too rarely for him to be a regular that guy
>>68509568
nah, I'm this guy
>>68509592
do you need time to adapt?
>>68509691
Yeah, the "I just wanted to congratulate you on getting your first international cap."
>>68509657
woops i accidentally a Minifridge
>>68509745
I rarely have problems with that, and I rotate my answers
>>68509691
Pre-season if you're swedish
>>68509745
Works out fine for me about 99% of the time and usually just means they have a really cunty personality if it goes badly.
>>68509729
Yeah, these threads are so different from every other general on here. I still don't know what's fine to post and what I should never post.
>>68509845
>posting standards
>on /trb/
>>68509691
>Beat dogshit team 2-1
>Tell the boys they weren't good enough
>"I'm not happy with the way you criticized the team in your pep talk."
>>68509845
I'm willing to tutor you to improve your /trb/ game?
>>68509845
>what I should never post.
Wingers
>>68509890
The content of this community must be held to the utmost quality
>>68509911
>I have no desire to work with britanon
>>68509890
Every general has a pattern, mong, and for some reason accepting retarded tripfags seems to be one of the patterns in /trb/.
>>68509911
I'd be happy to work with Nigel. I'll be on my way then, see you at training.
>Real Madrid winger Cristiano Ronaldo is 869 days older than Messi. Astonishingly, Ronaldo’s son — Cristiano Ronaldo Junior — is ALSO 869 days older than Messi’s lad, Thiago.
3spooky5me
>Just 72 hours after his birth, Messi's son Thiago, now four, had already been signed to Newell's Old Boys
>Signing 3 day old regens
>>68509995
It wasn't me offereing
>>68509995
you just said yourself what's keeping you from being accepted
>>68509950
>>68509995
>Nigel
well in that case I hope you burn out at 21 and never reach your posting potential
>>68510022
You're making a mistake by doing this. I'll show everyone how good I really am.
>>68509495
>Also >we are too close knit as a "community" to slag each other off too much without risking becoming "that guy" in the threads. I feel like I'm slowly becoming that guy right now, but I'll probably stop being like this /trb/ once I get a bit more familiar with the game we're supposed to be discussing.
What is this shit
>>68510005
how is that legal
>>68510228
I don't even understand what he's trying to say there
>>68510005
>3 days
>signs for "old boys"
I'd sign a 3 day old regen in FM if it would let me
Make it happen mike
>>68510322
>You're not working hard enough in training and if you don't improve I'm going to have to release you
>Goo goo ga ga, see you at training
Woah. So we've got:
>Strained knee ligaments
>Damaged elbow
>Virus
>Sports hernia
>Pulled hamstring
>>68510368
>Baby was absent from training again today boss
>>68510368
Fug, why did that make me laugh so much.
>>68510414
>fining an infant
>>68510451
If he wanted that rattle so much he'd get his finishing up to 20
>>68510414
>Baby turns 1
>still can't run
>"you aren't developing as well as I'd like"
At least if you could sign babies you'd have plenty of players with dribbling 20
>>68510505
>15 years fighting off transfer offers
>16 years until you can loan that fuck out
wew. sounds like hell
>>68510387
>East Euro football
>>68510537
they'd make good >whingers
>>68510322
>not signing a fetus
>personality: spineless
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36543498
>apologising for doing something that offended nobody
Beta as fuck
>>68510558
No more face when this happens. What is it, karmic replies for shitposting?
>>68511008
>demand for trained physios skyrockets in Slovenia
>>68511008
>>68511040
Further confirmation that the physios and staff is a shit.
>>68510985
http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/euro-2016/80-pc-of-you-here-have-scratched-your-balls-germanys-lukas-podolski-defends-joachim-lws-sideline-faux-pas-34804499.html
>Lukas Podolski has stepped in to defend Joachim Löw after peculiar footage emerged of the Germany manager during the 2-0 victory against Ukraine in the European Championship.
>The former Arsenal striker said: “It's not an issue. About 80 per cent of you here have at some point scratched your balls. Therefore, everything is good.”
That's nice, even though he didn't really need defending to start with.
>>68511517
>only 80 percent of people have scratched their balls
c'mon poldi
give me a top flight league to manage in, getting tired of national league conference
perhaps MLELS?
>>68511940
go manage in colombia, develop a GOAT, and bring him to brazil with you. win libertadores, and then move to belgium/netherlands.
>>68512235
hmm ive never done a south america save
>>68512363
GOATs for pennies
Talent for every level out the ass
Sportsmanship through the cellar
Agents max greed, no patience
Nicknames for everyone and their mothers
Negligible prize money for everything
>>68512419
>Sportsmanship through the cellar
>Agents max greed, no patience
this is whats putting me off desu
signed on a free just last summer. thought he'd be a backup that I could flip for a nice profit.
>A third into the season
>Be second
>Meet the 1st and overwhelming favourite
>Lead
>Shirt pull
>Not a clear goal scoring opportunity
>Insta red
If I needed only more evidence that Maribor bought the fucking league.
>>68513343
Guess what.
>>68513389
>Compensation
That ref definitively is having a bad day.
>What a game!
What a fucking refball you mean Miles.
>>68513436
>Otherwise good performance
"No."
https://www.liverpool.ac.uk/study/postgraduate/courses/taught/faculty-of-humanities-and-social-sciences/university-of-liverpool-management-school/management-school/taught/football-industries-mba/overview/
This is pretty cool. A respected university as well.
>red in CWC triggers domestic league suspension
why the fuck
>>68482098
Has anyone else ever had a son here?
>>68513560
>CWB as second favourite role
>Crossing 2
W E W
I don't even think you can pretend that the IWB role works in this version of the game since it doesn't even exist (IIRC). Pretty much what I've said: it's a glorified easter egg. 1/X0,000 chances and probably several times that in hope he can be at least useful for league football. Don't be Claude Puel and play your mediocre son when there are better options.
>>68513621
>dominate league
>like for real havent lost in 3 or 4 seasons
no reason to not play my son if he ever shows up lel
>>68513560
Once. He was complete 50PA trash though.
>>68513560
what age is your manager?
>>68513703
Age is irrelevant, Miles has confirmed there are no set rules, its just random but rare
>>68513621
he's my 3rd choice left back, managed to get his crossing up a fair amount and his off the ball as well so his preferred positions are CWB--> FB--> LFB. This is 14 though so no IFB.
I know its like an easter egg but it was still cool to bring on my son in the CL final. And I do feel some pride in him being on track to be the most capped NZ player of all time.
Though he has requested a transfer on two separate occasions and is a manlet darkie when IRL I'm a 6'4" WASP.
>>68513703
i think he was mid 30s
>didn't win a single trophy the year before
this was a nice season
>>68513916
Nice treble you got there. How's the squad?
>sign a nigger winger for cheap
>lad turns out to be really good, developing amazingly
>half a year later, p$g get interested, cunt asks to leave
>try to talk my way out of it and he's now complaining to teammates
nigga you don't even speak Norwegian yet, piss off
>>68514419
>nigga you don't even speak Norwegian yet, piss off
kek, would love to see him trying to mime "The manager is a cunt" to his teammates
>>68514419
>sign a nigger winger for cheap
Do you think you are cool when you speak like that?
Am I going to die?
>>68514595
>Atlanta
>(Local) with DC and NY
???
>>68514595
>"local" rivals in dc and new york
>>68514613
Yeah, the options were limited in the rivalry department and I don't feel like scrapping the save to make that one change.
>>68514638
>team that doesn't exist
>having rivalries
???
>>68514652
Well rivalries don't develop in-game in 2014, do they? I was under the impression they had to be set before the save was started or there would never be any rivals. I just based them off Braves rivalries for the sake of having them.
>>68514582
he's from Mali
GREAT THREAD SENPAI
>>68514671
>Braves
>Rivalries
being the punching bag of your division does not entitle you to a 'rivalry' with your divisions decent teams.
>>68514695
You forgot to throw in that Atlanta is an awful sports town.
AHHHHHH, THEY ALL WANT TO LEAVE
>>68513560
Still a good player for our national team desu
