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>Ricciardo signed a two-year extension with Red Bull with a rumored salary of 20 million per year
>Rosberg confirmed for Ferrari (not really)
>Hamilton and Bieber are dating
>>68475104
>Hamilton and Bieber are dating
LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE LEWIS
>Ricciardo extending his contract to a team that has fucked him in the past 3 races
Well done !
nth for Bottas will never win a race
>tfw its the third time of the week i make a response to a post without realizing there was already a new thread
>>68473174
I could do with those aeroscreens desu senpai. Just get rid of the nose and covered wheels
>>68475593
>not deliberately posting in the old thread so you're one of the guys too cool for the new one
>>68475184
you deserve everything the Saracens will do to you
first for Lee's 110 octane rated thighs
>>68475734
needs to be a higher compression ratio to be that high, I would rate her at 93.
>>68475778
i'd like to give her a higher compression ratio from behind
>>68475986
make sure you apply oil to your piston, so you dont knock her housing.
Only fat people think Lee is hot desu
best driver
best teammate
best champion
best to his fans
still we rise
>>68476453
Found the skelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXh2uqsvkQ
>almost hitting the bystander at the end
>>68476479
float like a fatty turd sting like a cock in the ass
How can warnings be real if seagulls aren't real?
>>68477197
But the seagulls are real
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Absolutely humiliated myself in public today lads and now I can't sleep.
>>68475104
This "race" is going to suck ass.
>>68477959
What happened Nigel?
>>68477959
What did you do
>>68477959
did you whip out your dick?
>>68477959
what happened m8?
>>68478052
>>68478015
>>68477990
>>68478221
Never had enough change for the bus and started stuttering like crazy trying to explain myself. Driver got mad I was taking too long and when I tried to tell him I suffer from anxiety I started crying.
>>68478281
anon I am so sorry, that sounds like a nightmare scenario for me, I'm sure it would happen if I ever left my house
>>68478281
M8 you must be going through some heavy depression or anxiety if that made you go through an episode.
I know because something similar happened to me.
I was just walking in a popular shopping area, and went inside a store, found a nice keyring and when I was gonna buy it literally like greentext spaghetti all my change spilled when I pulled my wallet, and I could hear the guy at the desk sighing and the people behind me laughing.
In retrospective I should have said something and/or laugh it too but damn I felt like shit.
Anyway, donmai anon, relax and sleep tight.
>>68478281
Forget about it anon, you're an irrelevant spec of flesh in the grand scale of the universe and none of this shit matters, just do better next time.
>>68478281
Have you tried purging heretics? I hear it helps release anxiety and stress.
>>68478281
At least you're not Nico Rosberg. He choked away a 43 point lead and gave away the WDC this year.
>>68478524
>in front of millions as well
how does he deal with it?
>>68478524
/r/ing webm of nico walking back to his car like a fanook
SHITTERS CLOGGED
>>68478547
he's just grateful that his wife's son isn't old enough to understand how much of a choke artist he is
>>68478281
It's okay man, I've had similar happen to me.
Since I've been getting out more it's gotten better, hope you can get on top of your anxiety.
didn't vettel have a kid recently? i thought he did. he keeps his private life very private.
i had a theory that drivers lose their edge once they have a family but it's probably not true
>>68478281
>Never had enough change for the bus and started stuttering like crazy trying to explain myself
Why didn't you just go "oops, insufficient change" then turn 360 degrees and walk away to find some change?
>>68478632
when you have a panic attack you don't think logically, just being able to think of the right thing to say and walking away doesn't happen, you shut down, start not making sense and eventually if you don't have someone with you to remove you or save you from the situation, you break down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufB9B1WRxTs
>Even Mercedes guys are Ferrari fans
>>68478281
shit mang, sorry to hear that
I know it might be hard, but try to get some nice sleep. My mind tries to pull the same shit on me regularly when I want to sleep, thinking about recent fuckups.
>>68478412
hello fellow sleep deprived dorftrottelautist
>>68478627
>i had a theory that drivers lose their edge once they have a family
that isn't your theory m80
>>68478632
If he turned 360 degrees then he would be on fire.
>>68478757
>tfw you lay in bed and your mind is like "hey bro remember all the terrible, embarrassing cringe shit you've done in your life, well now is the time to remember all of it."
>>68478627
Vettel has 2 daughters now.
>>68478807
>>68478757
This just happens because you keep your mind busy all day on shitty games, anime and a message board for Peruvian goatmilking enthusiasts
>>68478757
Hello Bert, hopefully I can get the meds to kick in soon so that I don't sleep past 4 again.
>>68478281
This is why we need to introduce a country wide smart card. For people like us to minimise people interaction.
Just tap and sit down.
>>68478869
no I do nothing pretty much all the time, my mind has all day to fuck with me and make me feel shit, it doesn't need to use the time in bed to do it as well
>>68478807
>tfw I know none of them were embarrassing but my brain makes them somehow embarrassing
Like even nice things when they pop in to my head it makes them feel bad.
That was a happy memory for 4 years and now it's corrupted and you made me swear in public again.
>>68478889
Sorry to hear that, I used to play a lot of WoW and games like Civ5, shit that's meant to take a shitload of time and keep my mind off of things.
Then at night it would be the fucking worst, since I stopped playing those games it got a lot better actually.
>>68478869
Not really, it also happened when I was a normalfag.
You feel happy and enthusiastic during the day, have fun with friends, gf, and shit, and then you go to bed and start thinking about shit, everything being a lie, etc.
It's worse when some things do come true and then you just can't help but feel like shit.
Or simply years go by, and you come from work, eat, go to the gym, rest, eat, read or something and when you are in bed, you just feel weird... you try hobbies and you have fun, and for a while it seems ok and nice, but it always comes back, it'll always creep back into you, fucking depression.
>>68478953
I hate good memories. I just want to get to the next day without thinking about either my good past, or my bad past. Both suck.
>>68478807
I just laugh about it.
Do F1 drivers think like this?
>Hey remember that time you spun out?
>>68479274
maybe 10 minutes after the race but after that i bet they're all top normies
>>68479371
>tfw Jenson lies awake at night not because he is thinking about embarrassing shit but because he is having sex with a porn star
>>68479517
>implying he's not awake fapping to the sounds of her getting railed by another man
>>68479854
>implying he is allowed out of his cage
He is going to raise children that aren't his.
When they come out black they will release some terrible excuse that she has Jamaican heritage and it was a throwback.
When she gets bored of him she will divorce and he will be worse than Brendan Fraser.
He will appear on new top gear just to try and pay child support.
>>68479517
I don't check celebrities gossip but what's up with him and jessica breaking up?
It seems they were dating since forever and just as they get married they end up divorcing.
>>68480086
He cheated on her shortly after the marriage with a playboy star.
She posted about it on instagram a lot calling Jessica "that washed up J-pop girl". Of course nobody saw until one of her friends linked her and Jenson in a picture and the PR crews just deleted everything.
WAGs guy and a few others manged to get some stuff but a lot of the evidence (photos of trips Jenson took her and her friends on to Monaco and London while Jessica was working in Japan) were deleted.
He also cheated on her after the Japanese GP last year at a concert when she left and he started feeling up random girls.
>>68480332
What the fuck Jenson... well I guess he was like that at the start too, but damn, that's a bit too much, too open/careless.
amd amx
>>68475337
Enjoy your 20c in welfare per day, Portugal
>>68478840
Nope - his wife does.
They have big toothy grins and thick curly black hair.
Why can't they just take old GOAT tracks and adjust the runoffs, gravel traps and barriers to modern safety standards while keeping fast + technical curves and straights, like they did with Le Mans?
Would love to see old Zandvoort or Hockenheim come back like this.
>>68483184
because they don't want to pay Bernie millions of dollars
This is now a gore thread.
>>68480332
>implying you aren't wagfag
>>68483678
Along those lines
>>68483678
DELET THIS
>>68483184
Adjusting the runoffs and gravel, for the most part, would take away some of the challenge (and thus some of the appeal) of having those old tracks back. Look how they've neutered Spa post-2005
Imagine old Hockenheim with 100 metre long paved asphalt runoffs at every braking zone, after which the grandstand is placed. A lot of the atmosphere of that track was built up by it being closely enclosed and surrounded by forest.
>>68484105
>>68484113
Even still, Spa is the best track on the calendar
Porn
>>68484241
>AESTHETIC
But seriously, Spa is one of a few circuits that, when viewed from above, look beautiful. Suzuka is another imo.
>>68484455
Old Monza
>>68484455
I liked Magny Cours
Montreal is cool looking though you can't really see the track much here
>>68484602
It's nice but it seems very sterilized and artificial, which to be fair it is, but it is a beautiful track layout. I like how older tracks tend to blend into the scenery.
>>68484633
I really like the setup, that it is on an island surrounded by the busiest inland seaway in the country.
>>68484681
So beautiful
>>68484756
Fuji has such a beautiful backdrop as well, it's such a shame that they no longer have the old high speed layout nor the insane downhill banked first corner, although that would never be approved for racing today in pretty much any class
>>68484211
>>68484211
Yes, but it has miles of runoff at Pouhon, Eau Rouge, Blanchimont, both Stavelots, Les Combes and Malmedy. Plus the Bus Stop was ruined.
All these changes (IMO) make it easier on the drivers, since if they mess up on the limit, they just run wide on the asphalt, get no damage, and continue racing. Whereas before, with the gravel, they'd get bogged down in it, or damage their front wing/floor and have their race compromised.
The threat of compromising your race, long-term, is more of a challenge for the drivers, since they have to be more careful about pushing limits.
Pre-2002 Spa>>>>Modern Spa
>>68485072
You're right, it does make it a bit easier, you don't have the threat of going out by running wide (especially at old Pouhon). I don't have a huge problem with this because it doesn't really affect my enjoyment of the race that much, and FIA seem seriously butthurt about the whole gravel-traps = rollovers thing, so I'll let them have that (slippery-slope and all, however true or not). But it doesn't take away from the character of the circuit so it's still my favorite.
Old bus-stop was much better though, even the one they had post-2002 before 2007? was alright, the new one is just shit. But muh overtaking-chances I guess.
>>68485072
No doubt, I don't think anyone will disagree with that.
My point was just that even after all of the neutering, it's still the best track they race on today. As anon mentioned, If they did the same thing to other classic tracks I'd be in favor of that over racing in Azerbaijan or whatever country bribes Bernie next. But that's where the problem lies, they need the money to line The Bern's pockets as the other anon said.
Although I hate to see old tracks ruined, it beats them being falling into obscurity IMO.
>>68485210
>it doesn't take away from the character of the circuit
I respect your opinion, but disagree with it.
You have a circuit reputed as being a 'driver circuit' and considered a challenging circuit where the driver can make more of a difference.
If you then go ahead and make changes to it that make it easier on the drivers, removing that differentiating factor, then in my eyes, it does affect the character of the circuit.
Make a change to make a circuit easier and you're losing some of its character, in my eyes.
>>68485529
I agree with you to a degree, but after a point, it just becomes equivalent to taking the track layout and placing it the middle of a parking lot with acres of runoff.
As much as I love Spa, I wouldn't like to see it with Abu Dhabi-tier runoffs, because it'd destroy the very thing that attracted me to it as a track - its ability to test and challenge drivers.
>>68485597
Well I was using Spa as the example of what to turn the circuits into. I guess you're right, the FIA would probably love to destroy it further.
This is what all circuits will eventually become. Search your feelings, you know this to be true.
>>68480332
why even get married?
>>68485651
I get what you're saying, but my point was to say that even going with Spa as a template, they've already made it a shadow of what it was compared to even 10-12 years ago.
I dunno, to me, Spa used to feel like something more than 'just a circuit' . It had this aura that transcended it being simply a racetrack, and in recent years, I feel like it's lost that a bit.
If they were to do something similar to restore other older circuits, who's to say that they won't suck the charm out of them too?
>>68485724
what track is this? china?
>>68485770
Watkins glen?
>>68485796
>australians in charge of guessing a track
>>68485770
>>68485796
It's Paul Ricard, m8s
>>68485724
At least they have found a decent tradeoff between safety and punishment.
Although I've heard no matter the layout it produces shit racing.
>>68485770
>>68485796
>not recognizing the meme sandpaper run off strips
>>68485724
approx. 87 different layouts and all of them incredibly dull
fuck me the future's a dark place
>>68486943
...Read the filename pham.
Paul Ricard is boring as dog shit.
This layout would probably make for some interesting laps.
>>68485072
>>68485210
>>68485597
Also I'd rather have a race than:
Car goes wide>Car stuck in gravel>Red flag to send out vehicle to recover Car
I really don't think it's that bad.
Fast track, no accordion effect until turn 5, nice long straight with a cool righthander. You guys are just complaining for the sake of it.
>>68487147
Track layout 1A
>>68478690
Probably the most charismatic driver on the grid. He gives fun interviews often
>>68487080
The VSC is supposed to be for exactly this type of scenario though.
>>68487273
Agreed, Vettel is the best guy off-track.
>tfw will have to go to the hospital tonight for a sleep study
>they told me there will be another guy with me in the room
>am shut in social autist and will have to sleep with a stranger in the same room
FUCK.
At least F1 race in 4 days.
>>68487461
> being observed while asleep
That literally is my fetish.
>>68487461
They have single rooms, but they need to emulate normal circumstances as best as possible. They determined you're a rampant homsexual so they asked one of the gay male nurses to help out and cuddle up during the night. Be glad they're thorough.
>>68487863
>tfw a qt male nurse will never cuddle up with you
If Hammy becomes a 7-time champion how would /f1/ react?
Anyone know what Ricci and Max's relationship are like? There were conflicting stories about Max and Sainz.
I can imagine Max and Ricci both can be straight up cunts.
>>68488442
>mfw Hamilton equals MSC
>>68488442
He will retire before this happens.
>>68488534
he wont retire, just go to nascar after he wins his 4th/5th title
>>68478281
It's alright mate, he probably thought you were on drugs. Bus Drivers see a lot of shit, he'd have put you down in his mind as some fucked up junkie trying to get on his bus and the rest of the passengers as well.
They'll have all forgotten the details by now and if they ever bring it up it won't be more than 'oh yeah some guy was high as fuck and tried to get on the bus but had no money lol'
>>68488502
Ricky is well know to have been a bully during his high school days, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was a bit of a cunt.
>>68487461
Remember that you get about 3 to 5 erections per night sleep and they will definitely notice
>>68488679
He has the continued smile of a bully and Max is probably like his dad.
>>68488502
>There were conflicting stories about Max and Sainz.
I thought these two were pretty chill off track. I remember seeing a video where it was like a behind the scenes of an interview and they were both joking and pissing about.
>>68488741
Yeah pretty sure there was no bad blood between them.
When Red Bull said the Max-Kvyat swap would also calm tensions at Toro Rosso I think they were talking about Xevi Pujolar, Max' engineer/strategist that had a falling out with Tost.
I think I read somewhere that they used a different strategy in some Q3 session which pissed of Tost, leading to issues within the team. He got fired immediately when Max transferred to Red Bull.
>>68488741
Yea I don't know, I heard relations were tense which was part of why he was moved to RBR. But at the same time when Sainz was asked who on the grid he'd most like to be stuck on an island with he named Max.
Relations must be a bit awkward with everything that happened the last 3 races
http://www.viennaautomobilesociety.com/
saw this on the big black cock, cannot be arsed to read it all but i'm sure some of you are
>>68488792
>I heard relations were tense
that was max and his race engineer with the team, not between sainz and max
>>68487647
>>68487863
>>68488704
>all these toothpastes replying to me
You fuckers have really multiplied since amd amx.
>>68489207
Rude.
>>68489207
Just like your numbers would multiply if a Greecian had enough money to buy themselves into F1.
Dubs and AMX dies in Baku
>>68489279
unlucky binland
>>68489279
Dubs and Gimi :DDD and ButtAss crash and kill each other.
>>68489258
>greek
>enough money
No chance of that happening then. :^)
I don't really care that we have no greek driver desu.
I'm more annoyed by the lack of greek gp.
Would be cool as fuck, we have some beautiful places.
Bernie pls make it happen.
Post yfw allahu snackbar on baku kills nigger
>>68489508
No money, no GP.
I agree it would be fucking awesome.
>>68488985
Looks bretty autistic. I didn't read the whole thing but the impression I get is he's trying to make a sim racing game?
Just ate like 10 of these
>>68489537
>No money, no GP.
Unfortunately.
>tfw thinking of street circuit on an greek island
My dick would literally explode.
>>68490215
Crete m8.
>>68490215
>>tfw thinking of street circuit on an greek island
hydra :^)
>>68490215
>an
Fuck, I meant a.
>>68489524
>implying
they'd be aiming for everyone but him
>>68489524
Why is it always the most non-white countries that refer to Hamilton as nigger?
It's always brazil, greece and places like guatemala that do it lol.
It's like they're overcompensating to try and fit in and be like "GUATEMALA IS WHITE!"
>>68485946
Palm Beach?
>>68490323
Is Ricciardo white?
>>68490323
Sorry but greece is white, shitposter-kun.
We are just tanned all the time because of all the sunlight we get and that's why we appear brown.
>>68490378
Greece mostly consists of Turkish rapebabies m8.
>>68490455
this explains a lot really
>>68490323
>implying him being called nigger is solely down to the colour of his skin
>implying it's not because of his behavior
>>68488792
>Tense relations
>Move drivers around
>??
>profit
yeah I'm pretty sure this is how it works.
Media was onnit this all the time, especially the britbongs. any fart from either guy and they would blow it out of proportion.
And if there where no farts their questions during interviews would always be trying to trigger something.
>>68490521
> not believing everything the media tells you
Being contrarian is pretty normie nowadays tbqh
>>68490192
Your shit is going to be really black later on
>>68490815
My very own Hamilton. I'll cherish it.
>>68490360
>Ameribro replied to "Watkins Glen"
Jeeeez, what track could it be...
How can the European Grand Prix be held outside of Europe?
>tfw you realize no F1 team has any data on the Baku circuit
>tfw Haas F1 could be really good here
>>68488442
Not gonna lie, I would probably kill myself.
>>68491464
Lol no, Williams will be pretty decent and Manor will ass rape sauber and maybe compete with another team because muh straight-line speed.
>>68491453
because of this man
>>68491666
So is Baku going to be a downforce-heavy track or is it going to be more like Monza?
>>68491453
How can Luxembourg Grand Prix be held in Germany?
How can Swiss Grand Prix be held in France?
How can San Marino Grand Prix be held in Italy?
Why aren't they spraying rosewater instead of champagne at the British Grand Prix?
>>68491464
DELUDED
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>>68491850
A lot of the corners are flat out and there's that gigantic straight, I can hope
Williams will btfo RBR again in Baku.
>>68482979
Enjoy going out on street and literally every animal trying to kill you to steal your vegemite
>>68492204
What's it wuth you and killing/death/murder, autistchan?
>>68484893
>Beautiful
Looks like quarries and bald mountains to me.
>>68492258
Nothing much
This time it was a meme
Last time was because I read Seneca's Thyestes and seemt like a great ideia to use what I learned in 4chan. Therefore : kill someone and feed it's flesh to some fanily member
>>68490323
Why are you scared of calling Hamilton a nigger?
>>68488442
Be platinum mad, and hope that Max Verstappen at least equals Hamilton to make up for it.
>>68491464
Its a pure power circuit. ROSHAMVET
>Ocon admits DTM tougher than expected
kek, probably still better than Palmer tbqh
>>68492873
he's doing shit on purpose, so that mercedes cast doubt over him, release him from his contract, which leads renault to sign him 'properly'.
:^)
>>68492873
What were Brazilian stewards doing at Hockenheim?
>>68491453
How can the indycar championship be the world series?
>>68493618
Because different nationalities compete?
>>68493632
oh pls, they would at least have to have teams from other countries or race in other countries.
so I guess that one time an English rugby player joined the NFL makes it a world championship.
>>68493724
There's more than just an English player.
A German was drafted this year.
>>68492873
open wheel skills do not translate to DTM and DTM skills do not translate to F1
it's a pointless series to put a driver who just won the GP3 series and should be driving in GP2. Mercedes are just too arrogant to admit that DTM is where careers go to die, not where they're developed.
this corner is literally 6 metres wide
what the fuck FIA
>>68494268
Optimal line
>>68494268
I like how this corner had become a meme before the race has even happened
>>68494268
>6m wide corner
>2km long straight, although FIA said they'd never certify another track with a straight longer than 2km
>straight is 2.2km long
These mudslimes probably are drowning Bernie in cash.
>>68496442
The max FIA straight length is 2km, friendo.
Baku has a 2.2km "flat out" section, but it contains several kinks and thus is not a true straight.
Theoretically you could have a 1km straight into a 130r clone into a 1.5km straight and have no issues with FIA certification.
>>68496531
130r is like three time the angle of these "kinks"
the track looks pretty interesting 2bh
the right side is boring but the left looks fun
WHAT THE FUCK LADS??
IT'S LE MANS PRACTICE DAY
WHY IS THERE NO DISCUSSION????
>>68496670
because this is /f1/ not /le mans/
>>68496652
this is going to be so fucking boring
>>68496611
Yes, but the FIA doesn't give a shit about the angle of a corner or kink unless it's the first corner, wherein it must be 45° or less with a radius of no more than 300m (I know, right?). As far as the FIA are concerned, Baku's 2.2km "straight" is suitably not-straight.
>>68496652
does anyone have the version of that but with all the chicanes added?
>>68490323
Mostly this >>68490501
also, there are no blacks here.
>off to the hospital in a bit
Fuck, I don't wanna go.
Hope the fuckers don't put the cables and shit on me before it's time for bed. But they probably will ;_;
>>68497238
fap in bed when they monitor you
>>68484633
>>68484681
>on an island surrounded by the busiest inland seaway in the country
I always found it strange to be standing in the pits and turn and see a large ship passing in the sea lane.
>>68491666
I still think Williams will lose way too much on the uphill tight corners that even what they'll gain on the uberstraight will not be enough compared to the three big dogs' low DF performances.
>>68494268
don't complain
it's better than the average Tilkedrome and at least has character, unlike so many of the FIA's safety-first tracks
>>68497299
I already fapped once today to some big tits model images.
I almost got caught. Forgot to lock the door and mom came in. I somehow managed to pull up my pants and close the page but I was breathing really fast. Hope mom didn't notice.
>>68496652
You're missing the fact that many of those corners on the left are so wide that they only qualify as kinks.
It's still unsure whether it will provide good racing. It's always hard to tell.
>>68497531
>fapping to images
Greece pls
just remembered di resta will be at baku instead of brundle
>>68497916
Channel 4 is broadcasting all sessions live, so you don't need to watch Hamilton F1.
>>68488502
>>68488741
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>>68488792
I think Max and Carlos have a good relationship and are actual friends off track, which is more than you can say for most driver pairs.
>>68498111
Why don't Sky just rename the network "Ham"?
>Baku's narrowest section is a mere 60% of the FIA's minimum track width requirement for a Grade 1 circuit
holy shit boys
>>68498158
Based on what?
Not to mention that you and everyone else completely ignored my original question.
>Hamilton trying the Hamilton™ move
>based Pastor having none of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqc2uK0sTQw
>>68497889
>fapping to porn of any kind
geez Felix where's your imagination? enjoy staying soft should you ever find a woman you addict
>FIA have multiple Tilkedrome carbon copies or "street circuits" that are 90 degree turn nightmares
>WHAT THE FUCK FIA THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING MAKE SOME DECENT TRACKS
>Baku has ONE corner that is narrow and differs from any other corner on the grid that will require precision and will probably catch a few drivers out
>WHAT THE FUCK FIA THIS IS DANGEROUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING THIS CORNER IS CRAZY ITS LIKE AS WIDE AS PARTS OF SINGAPORE OR MONACO WHAT THE HELL FUCKING BAKU NIGGERS MONEY
what is wrong with people. At least wait for the fucking race before judging. Baku is at least unique for a street circuit for the mere fact that there are considerable elevation changes and the fact that it is actually a huge power circuit.
>>68498242
I'll bet their license fee was 100% of the F1 minimum requirement.
>>68498307
Monaco and Singapore are like 2m wider in their narrowest section
>>68498260
There isn't much documented evidence of Ricciardo and Max. I'm sure they aren't best mates though because they are definitely competing with each other and both feel the pressure. The TR situation with Sainz and Verstappen was somewhat less tense because they started together and know its not really that high-stakes because its a junior team.
Max and Carlos talked about their relationship in the first press conference after Max's move and they said they will stay friends just like before and it doesn't make a difference. Sainz also said that if he had to pick a driver to bring to a desert island, he would pick Max because they know each other so well and they know how to get along. (Alonso also chose Hamilton for this same question lol so)
Plus they never seemed hostile towards each other off track.
>got a job
>will miss my first FP and quali in years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68497916
Canada was eye-opening for me. I barely even noticed Brundle wasn't there. I really don't pay any attention to what the commentators say. Most of the stuff they narrate is stuff I can see as well anyway. They should really focus more on giving info about things the audience cannot see.
>>68498458
Give it to me
then you can watch it
>>68498283
Literally Hamilton's fault. Drove like a massive cunt anyway, which he is entitled to but he deserved what happened to him.
I also have no idea how Maldonado can drive with such high risk. He's balls to the wall at all times without any care if he loses it or not, which occasionally brought great results. It's like how I drive in a F1 game or sim but I only do it because it's a fucking game and it doesn't cost me or my employer hundreds of thousands to fix my crashed cars, I won't be scrutinized by the media globally, I won't hurt chances of future employment and most importantly I can't fucking die or get injured.
I wonder if Maldonado would have driven differently if he actually had a dangerous crash that actually caused a considerable injury to him (broken leg or arm or some shit).
>>68496652
I just watched Las Vegas GP from 1990, and it's basically a 90° corner circuit.
If it's anything like that, it's gonna be boring af.
>>68498864
Modern cars work better than '90s car with 90 degrees angles. They're boring in design, but offer great possibilities with divebomb overtakes and creative defenses.
>>68498494
Give it to Greece so he can pay his denbts
>>68498864
You mean Phoenix (or maybe Detroit).
Las Vegas was early 80s, never in 1990. It also wasn't 90-degree corners
>>68498283
Hahahaha oh man moments like this definitely make me miss Maldonado. Although Hamilton was mostly to blame here
>>68498967
no
i wanna have something to do
I'm done making autists posts in /f1/
>>68499003
Pls Alberto Barbosa
>>68498283
Hamilton showing his superior race craft as always. Maldonado shouldn't have gotten the penalty imho.
>>68494564
kek
>>68498945
I guess, there were some trains and the passes were just divebombs indeed, not that great and I mostly remember the fuck ups that happened in the race.
>>68498973
You're right, it was Phoenix, dunno why I was thinking Vegas.
>Pirelli already saying that standing waves might be and issue in Baku because the straight is too long so tire might explode
here we go
Lets hope its not as bad as 2005
>>68499823
why not just bring 200 sets of ultrasofts, they last longer than the supersofts and that way the drivers can pit every ten laps so the structure of the tyre is never at risk
I cant believe Ricky is one of those /fa/gs that wears extra long tee shirts.
And Max wears Abercrombie like any other teenager.
>>68500038
Rosberg,Massa,Esteban dress awesomely good
Specially Rosberg. I love his outfits
>>68500038
Bottas and Hamilton regularly post on /fa/
>>68500038
Also, w2c Jensons' pants? They look comfy af
>>68500278
>w2c
they look like joggers i think?
thin sweatpants that are more tightly fitting
they look awful on him though, he needs to buy a pair with a smaller waist
>>68483184
Zandvoort back in 2019, you heard it here first
https://www.rtvnh.nl/nieuws/186801/formule-1-in-2019-naar-zandvoort
Zandvoort Power
Dune Power
The drive of Dreams
>>68500584
>Zandvoort getting TILKE'D.
God Damn it MAD AMX.
>>68500038
Ricky-ardo dresses like a streetwear kind of guy.
Max dresses like an avg high schooler from suburbs.
The rest dress pretty normal, except jenson who looks pretty comfy in whit t-shirt and sweatpants.
>>68500038
>Tricky ricky's shoes
>>68500038
>the city of massa
>tiptoeing
>>68500985
Holy shit, it's true, he's doing it yet again the madman.
>>68500744
Doesn't say anything about that, although yeah, im sure it "needs" to be reworked so no babbys get hurt.
Pretty sure its all about the moneys though
>>68500584
Can two cars even fit side-by-side at Zandvoort?
>>68500584
> they'll remove Tarzan because it's "too dangerous"
>>68500038
>Abercrombie
like a good goy
>>68498307
>90° - The Track
>flat af
>illegally long straight
i hope somebody's tire explode at start-finish and somebody dies. fuck bernie and his tilkedrome-dictatorship-fetish.
![63cea829b317bfbe1d800fb7e18164c2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8R5NNae.png "63cea829b317bfbe1d800fb7e18164c2[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfTVfNYtoQ
Wtf
le mans qualifying #1 in ~20 bings
git comfy
>>68502372
where can i watch? they aren't doing free streams anymore are they? i think they stopped doing free streams a few years ago
>>68502232
>DC
what the fugg
>>68502408
it's on eurosport and maybe on motors tv
I'll look up a few streams
>>68502232
a bit gay if you ask me lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KshJTxmBbc
le mans radio studio cam
top lel
>>68502408
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPG5XyXq3pc
>>68503064
this is bretty gud
>>68502372
>LMP1 cars in the dark
muh dik
the first time i watched 24hr le mans was when simonsen died
>>68503743
based hungary
gonna watch this instead of France drawing with Albania
Holidays?
No.
Business?
No.
Friends?
No.
Why are you so far away from home?
I have no idea.
>>68503940
First Le Mans I watched was the year Mercedes showed up with an aeroplane and had Mark Webber flying on the Mulsanne strait twice.
>you post one softcore pic of penelope cruz and get banned like a bitch
fuck i'm stupid :(
>>68504306
>he thought posting "pls mod don't ban" would help
>>68504306
Poor finman. You didn't even get to gloat about Bottas's podium.
>TFW Bernie wanted an F1 race in Soviet Russia in the 80's
>TFW the proposed track layout was basically Baku, except twice as wide and would've made Old Hockenheim look like a go-kart track
>>68504353
to be honest i saw nothing wrong in my actions.
>>68500278
>>68500358
>>68500867
Nice to know Im not the only /fa/ggot here.
>>68504432
Neither do I but "muh safe for work" and all that, it was bound to happen
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
>>68502232
inb4 pic related
>tfw will get home exactly when the race finishes
>tfw I will miss all the shitposting during the race
RED FLAG
>>68504884
tractor cunt is out on the track
this can't be good
muh deck
>>68504432
I got fired from my job and replaced a muslim man because of you
fisichela deja vu webm please
>>68503743
stream is dead? :(
>>68505309
i'm honestly sorry :(
>vette at mulsanne
>>68500038
they all look normal to me, except Tricky. Looks like he's wearing a dress
Fug :D
YFW Toyota wins LeMans this year?
>>68506156
i have no face because it won't happen
>>68506156
>mfw #6 wins
>>68506132
>mfw they leave that fence during the race and the crowd will be watching from right there
>>68506156
About fucking time
>>68506132
this chicane and no crashonado..
>>68506132
half the race will be under red flag because of cars hitting those walls and being stuck blocking the circuit until a tractor can come get them out
>>68506132
Such a weird track. Shame that Azerbijan is already too poor to keep it going.
>>68506156
>he doesn't want Toyota to win
>>68506597
>too poor
it's a dictatorship, money's no issue.
anyone have a working le mans stream?
>>68506715
According to AMUS because of the constantly low oil price they want to renegotiate with Bernie because the cash for this kind of entertainment is missing. And we all know Bernie doesn't renegotiate, a deal is a deal. So I fully expect it to be replaced by 2018 with some other track. Iran is nice in the spring I hear. Or maybe India or Sandfurt lol
>>68502232
They were laughing until DC announced he would crash this plane.
>6 (six) points for this kind of football
>>68500584
can almost see my house
>>68506132
STOP POSTING THIS
DELETE THIS
Les Mans is this weekend right?
>>68507758
Yes.
>>68507841
thanks
>>68498654
Well, he's far happier to cause injuries to others.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/4578667.stm
>>68508641
maldonados a good boy, he dindu nuffin
>>68508641
Has there ever been any proper footage of that turn up at all?
>>68498283
this needs to happen every time hamilton forces someone off track
>>68504906
I watched Canada a day later. I just matched the times and scrolled through the comments as the race progressed. F1 is nothing without the banter
>>68508861
I sincerely doubt it.
A shame, as it would have been the crash to end all crashes.
absolutely HIDEOUS
ugliest car I've ever seen.
porsche, porsche, toyota, toyota, audi, audi
insane amount of p2s
ford dominating the gt pro class
rain 2morrow probably but sat/sun looks dry
>>68509083
t. shit taste
>>68509083
it looks like the ferrari f2012 with covered wheels and a closed cockpit lmao
>>68509253
lad
it's ugly
>>68509343
JEJ
how many bongs til the start?
>>68509083
>https://twitter.com/andy1975mac
i think its funny. it makes me giggle. its like a car from a cartoon trying to look mean to you.
>>68509461
about 9 i'm guessing
>>68509315
>>68509253
How is that possibly aerodynamically efficient?
Ford sandbagged at Spa, Daytona, Sebring, and Silverstone just to win Le Mans. Unless they have reliability issues or if Mucke goes into the tire barrier again, they're winning GTE Pro. Ferrari got BOP'ed to hell it looks like, and rightfully so - they completely dominated the Spa and Silverstone rounds.
Neel Jani's Porsche will probably win P1.
P2 will be won by ESM or the Russians.
>any of these tires will last the entire race
>Ferrari will still try to do a 3-stop
Le Mans free practice replay
Part 1: https://my.mail.ru/mail/burningwhee1s/video/_myvideo/2732.html
Part 2: https://my.mail.ru/mail/burningwhee1s/video/_myvideo/2733.html
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
BAKU IS THIS WEEKEND?
BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL WEEK.
>>68510295
fp1 in 34 bongs
>>68510076
You could probably drive 500 km with the mediums at this point. Wtf is Pirelli doing?
>>68509769
that headlight/bumper wind break may be why they were overtaken by Toyota for 3rd/4th in quali
i could understand a pair of arrow shaped spears in front of the tires, but that just looks blocky
unless they are pulling a Formula E where there is headlight height restrictions
>>68510586
can't have another silverstone 2013
>>68510615
Wasn't that RBR (and possibly other teams) doing idiotic things such as putting a tire meant for the left-front on the opposite side?
No slight on you, friend. Just curious.
>>68510761
i can't remember specifics but i think they ran lower tire pressures than allowed as well. RBR broke front wing regulations that season too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wic0eUZwqaU
GOAT season
Reminder that Eddie Jordan will be commentating for Channel 4 this weekend
>>68511033
With DC?
>>68510907
>tfw the BBC do the best intros, outros, montages and frankly presentation of sport
>tfw they keep losing the rights to them
They are blowing ITV out of the water again with their Euro coverage
>>68511089
>>>/toothpaste/
>>68511120
Shots fired
>>68511144
>>68511168
top kek
>>68511144
Well played.... well played
>>68511142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioDkPTBJTIQ
I grew out of liking racing cars when i was 12
>>68511247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1wq6lSanvs
>>68511384
Debut season was 16 1/2 years ago
>>68498283
Based Maldonado, please bring him back.
>>68511280
I grew out of forcing my personal taste on others when I was 18
>>68512258
Roughly the same age your father stopped forcing the taste of his cock on you?
>>68511280
I wish I could share a birthday with the Monaco GP
>>68512319
Why? Does your mothers maori husband does that to you?
>>68511280
Verstappen pls go
digits dictate if hamilton wins baku
>>68511432
Friendly reminder that none of the current F1 drivers drove in the 90s.
>>68512556
The more incredible thing is that the last two F1 drivers who did debuted in 1991 and 1993. What the fuck happened to all the drivers that debuted 1994-1999.
>>68512615
cursed by senna
>>68512556
>1990 was 85 years ago
tfw
>>68512615
Schumi and Rubens, right?
>>68512861
As far as I know, yes. I think the last few before them were Jarno, Fisi, Ralf and DC, although they all retired after 2007 to after 2010.
Reminder that Williams will win this race
will Val Terry Boat Ass get his first and only win this weekend?
>>68513273
mfw bottas's name is legitimately the only non-english driver crofty pronounces correctly
>>68478281
Are you literally a little girl?
>>68512615
all shit
The late 90s was one of the worst eras of F1, talent-wise
>>68513331
I didn't think he was capable of such a thing
>>68513638
crofty is obsessed with butts and ass, of the male variety
>>68513576
It was good talent wise, the thing is that none of the talents got good chances to shine. Also Schumi-Brawn-Byrne.
Barrichello was really great from 95 to 99 considering how shit his cars were. Fisi and Trulli were both expected to be champions one day. Most of the drivers and team bosses considered Fisi an even more talented driver than Schumi. Ralf and Frentzen were decent too. Montoya could have got into F1 before but decided to enter until 2001. Herbert and Brundle were both kicked out of Benetton because they threatened MSC's development. Finally, memes aside, Jos Verstappen was not bad either.
>>68505113
>pone position
>>68513687
also wurz and jacques (before he killed a marshal)
there was also a late 80s wave of solid drivers that never really made it in f1 -- nannini, capelli, gugelmin, lehto, caffi, bernard, comas, tarquini, modena, gachot, pirro, dalmas, donnelly, martini, schneider, foitek, etc.
>>68513952
>Nannini
Had WDC potential, but got Kubica'd in a helicopter crash.
>Capelli
Got a Ferrari drive at the absolute worst possible time and the Italian press crucified him for it.
>Gugelmin
Decent, but his sponsors steered him towards Indycar and he never really adapted to ovals.
>Lehto
BTFO by Schumi (Legally or not).
>Caffi
Had a pretty nasty concussion and lost all of his racecraft within a year. Also had violent mood swings after the concussion.
>Bernard
Solid mid-fielder at best.
>Comas
He never was the same after breaking his neck at Spa (Senna famously stopped to help him).
>Tarquini
A very good driver, but never had money to progress beyond field-filler teams and blew his biggest chance.
>Modena
WDC potential, but seemed to never push himself any harder than he had to (Basically a 90's Kimi in midfield cars).
>Gachot
Good driver, but he had a violent temper and kept getting himself jailed over stupid shit.
>Pirro
See Tarquini. Awesome Sportscar driver though.
>Dalmas
Never had a good shot at any kind of decent ride.
>Donnelly
Got Kubica'd by his own car before he could really shine.
>Martini
Decent, but stuck in the midfield and never had that certain "something" to get a top drive.
>Schneider
Never had a decent shot at F1 because LOL Yamaha & LOL Zakspeed.
>Foitek
Made Maldonado look like Senna. Also pissed off AJ Foyt in Indycar with his bone-headed moves.
I would say there were some rough diamonds in the 80's, sure, but there always are in any era really.
Back from the hospital.
It is done, it was hell but it's over. Don't know how I managed to sleep but I did.
They put a shitload of cables on me and shit in nose and finger. They glued cables to my head and now I'm going to take a shower and try and get this god damn shit off me.
As always, thanks for reading my blog.
>>68515092
How old are you and what level of autism are you?
>>68515594
What happened greece? Don't worry I won't claim denbts while you're in a bad condition.
>>68515869
>not following the greece trying to fix his sleep saga who posts it on /f1/ for some reason
Nothing serious happened, just a sleep study.
I sleep 12 hours a day, always tired.
Basically, I discovered I have really bad sleep apnea because I'm a fat fuck. So I have to sleep with an oxygen mask and machine.
Hope it helps, nothing changed yet but doc said it will take a while, I hate feeling I'm wasting my life sleeping.
>>68510076
do teams even use hard compounds any more?
>>68516152
only if a 24hr le mans F1 crossover happens with no pit stops
>>68515940
>wasting life sleeping
u wot m8
i take it your a NEET seeing as sleep is the """"""""""""""""""""problem"""""""""""""
>sleep all day & fat as fuck
>solution is to hook up to machine that makes you stationary
instead of
>stimulating your movement by rebuilding the parthenon/Colosseum or some shit
>>68516211
>>stimulating your movement by rebuilding the parthenon/Colosseum or some shit
kek
>tfw no chilean F1 driver
>>68516325
Brazil is close enough
>>68516375
careful, kiwi
south americans get bootyblasted when you say they're pretty much the same
>>68516427
Not that kiwi, but south americans are pretty much all the same. Sure theres some nachos or cocaine to spice it up in different places, but otherwise..
>>68506132
someone with epic paint skills need to shop these two pictures together
>>68515864
>Not knowing USA /F1/ turbo autismo poster is in his thirties.
Keep up mate.
>>68516692
that's what I said too, but a lot of hues ive met through videa disagree
they've seem to have been indoctrinated at an early age that "my favelas are better than your favelas" and they take it seriously
>portugese and spaniard collonists being able to handle banter
Just woke up and I have a boner at like 120% strength
>>68516965
dreaming of your sister's cooch?
>>68516733
Scale and perspective are hard.
>>68516965
Go fugg Zandvoortslut and relieve it m8
>>68517034
Think she ran away since last time m8
>>68510787
>RBR broke front wing regulations that season too.
FIA changed front wing regulations that season too.
FTFY
>>68506905
>"And it's lights out here in Astana! The 2017 Kazakhstan European Grand Prix gets under way!"
>>68517030
fucken saved
thanks mario
>>68512615
you forgot de la Rosa
>>68517058
>REMAIN GROW-JOHN HAS CRASHED AT TURN ONE
can they do it?
>>68516965
Kinda odd the first thing you do is post on /f1/ no?
>>68517030
fuck yea thanks italy
>>68517334
No?
>>68517323
not with last years car..
But with this years neither.
I am surprised by the speed of the Ford GT's though. Where have they found all that time? Sacrificed some reliability?
>>68517394
No?
>>68517428
"NO!"
>>68517441
"NETHER!"
>>68517030
This is why they need the halos
>>68517334
carlos?
>>68517168
You're right I did, he is another weird case due to only being a test driver from end of 2002 to the start of 2006 (minus one race). I forgot he drove for HRT as late as 2012, good call.
>>68517914
First two aren't me lad, those were at 4:30 AM my time
FUCKING
How many bongs to the drivers press conference ?
>>68518001
5 bings
8 bongs
>>68518005
Thank you based Straya
http://www.redbullracing.com/video/baku-hot-lap-daniel
>>68518124
>the sun burns your eyes exactly at the tight and twisty uphill section next to the castle
>>68518005
Mate you trolled me
Its in 15 bings
>>68518168
Stream?
>>68518202
Im taking a shit
Cant find any ob my cell
>>68518124
>http://www.redbullracing.com/video/baku-hot-lap-daniel
"Hopefully not me, but someone is going to crash there"
hahaha fuck can't wait till the race
>>68518233
>it's gonna be Max
>>68518245
we all know it is,mate
Think,however,if we still had Maldonaldo.
I would be like playing Russian Roulette
>>68518202
http://cricbox.tv/sky-sports-f1-live-streaming
I will watch it here
Here's source : https://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/latest/headlines/2016/6/fia-press-conference-schedule---europe.html
But nevermind,Portugal is GMt +1 and I just found that out lol
The Press conference is in one hour lol
>>68518124
when somebody crashes there, they can't even send out a SC because there's no room to bypass an eventual crash-site.
>>68518403
implying the cars wouldn't just drive right through the shanty town of mortar and dust they call """""""""""buildings""""""""""""
>>68517875
he was 41/42 at the time, and sometimes got ahead of the marussias and caterhams. pretty impressive. his monaco qualifying lap was really good.
him and narain running around 9th and 10th at one race was top kek.
>>68517034
Stop callibg me by that name invent something else that applies
So anyway I read they wanna put Zandvoort up for 2019 season but I really hope its not gonna happen
>>68518739
really hope you'll just fuck off
>>68518778
Shutup
>>68518739
>>68518778
>>68518806
take your schizo meds Netherlands
you're talking to yourself
wish i could get a job at the toro rosso media team holy fuck their videos are so bad
>>68506132
View from that window will be great, especially on first lap.
>3 memes on the front row of the press conference
ayy
>>68478281
Wait a minute, you did not have enough money for a trip with the bus? What were you trying to explain anyways then?
>>68518256
>Bwwaaah its the same for everybody so doesn't really matter.
what did he mean by this?
>>68478281
man thats not bad at all.
>>68487461
Are you that fat guy with apnoea? I order you to go there, remember your debts!
>>68498291
believe it or not, i still fap to the memories of licking my ex-gf's feet.
>Renault has only 2 chassis left after recent crashs. So no spares for Palmer & Magnussen at Baku
fucking kek. should have kept pastor on, who knew the cars limits.
>https://twitter.com/F1/status/743401680730005504
fucking based desu
>>68520007
nico hulkenberg counts his podiums.jpg
What happens if a car flies into the podium in this track?
>>68520229
it flies into the podium
The official F1 facebook page just uploaded a hot lap of Baku with the Bully on F1 2016
>>68500584
Is that making you wet?
>>68506982
Implying it wouldn't be the German
>>68520788
yea we psoted it in the thread hours ago and been laughing about his bants
>>68518233
>>68518124
>>68520077
kek
also, did he never get a podium yet? strange, in my mind he's a podium guy, but I couldn't say where, so you're probably right.
>>68518806
up shut
>>68519446
Was she your ex-gf at the time you were licking her feet? Cos that's a bit weird, man
So
1. Mercedes
2. Ferrari
3. Williams
4. Red Bull
5. Force India
Right?
>>68522422
yeah enginebabbies have a better chance than chasisbabbies this weekend
>>68513331
Not really...
Are RB running low downforce this weekend? They would have to be right
>>68522870
Yeah but low down force for red bull would be what Williams ran in Monaco
>watching F1
>le mans weekend
>>68522954
when 24h ends, f1 starts
>>68522954
>still falling victim to the "le mans is ebin" meme
Le Mans started to see some weird hype during the most boring VWL seasons, people claiming it's actually more interesting. But F1 has become a lot more better the last couple of years.
Le Mans in just cars driving on different laps for 22 hours, fucking awful.
Is Carlos Sainz's
>..., No?
At the end of every sentence the best thing in F1?
>>68519235
>45 years old
>still in better shape than gimi
>>68522954
I think its time for you faggots take this endurance racing garbage to your own thread from here on.
>>68523219
>VWL
>MWL
ebin :DDD
>>68522954
I wonder if Le Mans niggers are the same faggots that watch +4 hour films because "it's better". There must be some overlap.
>>68522954
>they like what i don't like
>le hello ledit meme
could you like not be a fuckwit and just keep this to /v/ please
>>68523308
Chhosing between "NO!" and "no?" is a pretty hard choice to make desudesu
>>68523308
I only noticed this recently. Pretty fucking adorable desu
>track is 1.5 cars wide
>cars look stupid
>grosjean is considered a good driver
>mercedeswinslol
Great """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" you got there.
>>68498283
If anyone here wants to feel some rage you should just read the comments of the Reddit thread that has this video posted
>>68525943
>track is 1.5 cars wide
Narrowest point is over 3 cars wide
>cars look stupid
Not as stupid as zika baby
>grosjean is considered a good driver
Nah, he isn't
>mercedeswinslol
AMD AMX
>>68522954
fuck i fell for the bait
>F1 is MWL
>LM is PWL
Sarthe is a long track but it's mostly filler with 7 longs straights with indy, porsche curves and whatever the first section is called mixed in
nurburg 24 was the meme 24hr race to watch, sarthe is 3rd behind Spa in relevance of excitement
>new f1 track
>super old multiclass track
baka desu baku is going to be the GOAT 2016 race
>>68517030
reminder to use this image for the next subreddit :^)
>40 posts early
somebody else make it
>go see sleep doctor to get results
>severe apnea and hypopnea
>probably because of my weight
>I'm fucking huge at 170 cm and 170 kg
>he tells me that if I hadn't started wearing the oxygen mask when I sleep, I would eventually be tired as fuck and sleepy all the time and that I couldn't do anything
Jesus christ, scared the fucking shit out of me.
The only good thing is that if I lose weight, which I'm going to for sure now, I might not need the oxygen machine in the future.
>>68527990
You have already blogged your life here m8, go pay your debts.
>>68527990
>eating the entire towns EU rations
>>68527990
>170 cm and 170 kg
Jesus christ lad, I thought I was unacceptably big at 185cm 105 kg. Still am but damn. At least it will be relatively easy to start losing weight, just lower food intake and walk around a bit.
>>68527990
how are you 170 kg?
>>68527990
you've milked enough (You)s, fake greece
obese blobs with health issues is the target demographic here
you are not the special snowflake you think you are with those issues
>>68527990
how the fuck dooes one even get that fat?
>>68528396
by being a retard
>>68527990
>I'm fucking huge at 170 cm and 170 kg
Humanity was a mistake
>>68527990
Wear that mask, stop being tired and depressed and then lose some weight m8
>>68527990
>170 cm and 170 kg
Just kill yourself, disgusting subhuman landwhale. Not even human.
>>68528333
>tfw 178 cm and 50kgs
>tfw outlier even on Mongolian finger painting forums
Gibe extra bodyfat, Greekbro
>>68528396
It's easy.
Here's what a typical day is like.
>one entire pack of cookies for breakfast
>alternatively, 5 slices of bread with nutella
>two burgers for lunch
>alternatively, 3 souvlakia with gyro
>or 6 slices of pizza
>or 3 hot dogs
>repeat for dinner
>add sweets, ice cream, snacks throughout the day
>add no exercice at all
And that, my friend, is how I fucked up my life.
>>68529366
>You need 3,171 Calories/day to maintain your weight
Jesus Christ Greece, at your weight it's very easy to start losing weight.
>>68529366
You may die a horrible slow death before the end of the season but at least you got some nice dubs there tubs
>>68529366
You also need to consult a psychotherapist.
>>68529366
In other words, a week's-worth of my diet.
>>68527990
You weigh more than a complete F1 power unit, batteries and all. Well done mate.
>>68529366
I don't even eat that much in 3 days
>>68529229
>50kgs
hello skeletal
>>68529366
i think we found the moneyhole lads...
Lamborghini F1 team when?
>>68529835
never
>>68529953
thats sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ9VVHlip-A
>>68529835
chevrolet f1 team when?
>indycar
multi class F1 race grids when?
>>68527990
>fat greek
shit, how's that even possible.
fat fuck.
>>68530221
he ate the money
>>68529366
you know in order to eat breakfast, you have to literally break from fasting, which means you have to stop eating, you sack of shit
Isn't being a NEET in Greece the most despicable thing you could do right now?
>>68529366
This is the best time of the year to get this kind of wake up call. Go outside and sweat it out.
>>68530496
Aaaaand I'm late.... But not as lazy as Greece at least ;D
>>68530413
>>68530496
Autism
>>68530413
>>68530496
how do you fuck this up in a non-race thread?
>>68529552
>Implying that wouldn't be the better option than seeing Hamilton winning his fourth WDC
>>68530577
I was bored so decided to do one, was a bit late. How was I to know another Finn had the same plan?
>my thread was better anyway
>>68527990
DENBTS
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>>68527990
How is this relevant to /f1/? Go >>>out , both literally and figuratively because you need it to survive fatty
>>68532242
Could you and the rest of sideways France please leave with fatty too?
