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BAL:Dumervil underwent 'preventative' operation
BAL:Perriman expected back 'some point' in camp
DEN:Broncos sign ILB Marshall to 4-year extension
BUF:Karlos Williams overweight at Bills minicamp
NO:Kikaha's ACL 'not necessarily' career ending
DEN:Paxton Lynch currently 3rd on the depth chart
DEN:Sanchez and Siemian 'neck and neck' to start
WAS:Reed sitting out minicamp with ankle issue
MIA:Dolphins WR Parker will practice on Wednesday
BUF:Gilmore noncommittal about training camp
DAL:McFadden undergoes surgery for broken elbow
NYG:Cruz (calf, knee) returns to practice Tuesday
>>68474735
Raiders
week two coming up
Raiders will win the AFC West
>>68474755
Will go 6-10
>>68474785
6 losses and 10 wins? Thanks
>>68474785
Where did the Raiders touch you tripfag?
Did they leave a scar?
>>68474877
People who wear hats are bad enough, people who wear hats backward should be forced to clear minefields.
>>68474785
Delusion at its finest.
They improved at every position except for arguably safety (RIP Woodson) and their schedule got easier to boot.
8-8 at worst.
>Leave for a few months
>New autistic tripfags everywhere
>>68474829
>>68474785
>>68474755
>>68474916
Honestly, what are you people like IRL? Do you have any friends? Does anyone love you? How do you even live with yourselves? What keeps you from killing yourselves?
>>68474916
Post them up, template to follow
>>68474939
>New
We've been here for years newfag, and the answer to those questions are all no
>>68474939
I'm not new, I've been here since 09, just keep changing trips
>friends
Yes
>loved
Yes
>how do you live with yourselves
Easy, work, shitpost and football
>what keeps you from killing yourself
Well, the Raiders are looking pretty good right now
>>68474939
https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b724af7d-4643-4ac6-b968-38d40632992a
>>68474939
>hurr durr
>I'm a anon so I'm better than a tripfag
>>68475031
But that's absolutely true. Trips are cancer.
>>68475001
>>68475031
>>68475049
>>68474999
>>68474987
Trip fags are only here to negatively effect discussion and garner attention to their own internet personas. If trips were disabled the board would be a much better place
First three words that come to mind?
>>68474939
Why are anons always more prone to talking about tripfags than tripfags are?
>>68475064
No, it wouldn't, you'd still see their posts, just without a name and you'd know who it was from
>>68475058
it's just the black dude from harold and kumar go to white castle saying,
'Plus I have a really large penis, that keeps me happy'
>>68475049
>anons shitting up threads by bitching about trips are cancer
ftfy
>>68475075
Broken collarbone choker
how long till i get to see some football guys
i don't think i can make it much longer
>>68475075
>That face
Lol
>>68475122
Right now!
Just go to YouTube and watch some.
>>68475075
>First three words that come to mind?
First three words
>>68475077
It's the same guy who shitposts in every thread, watch he'll post a cancerous strawpoll soon
>>68475064
Hahaha, i am now anonoymoose, you now have not the slightest idea who I am. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH, now I can truly shit post
>See, you still know that it's me, or is it?
>>68475122
86 days
>hour long Madden 16 championship on ESPN2
>its literally watching someone else play madden
>mfw I have no face
>>68475142
Put your trip on
>>68475142
This.
Go Ravens, Patriots cheat, Raiders suck, Steelers won't win 8 games, Flacco is elite, Orioles are winning the Worlds Eries and no one knows who I am
>It's an Old Gay gets BTFO and loses his trip episode
>>68475228
I banish thee from this thread, begone shitposter
>>68475253
No, you're dirty dan, you fucking shitposter.
>tripfags are acting like caricatures of themselves anonymously thinking that they're proving a point
Is there a more pathetic group of people on 4chan?
Which QB will be a surprise this year?
>>68475279
Derek Carr
>>68475270
Thanks, it took a little longer than expected, but I was looking for that image, now I can turn my trip back on.
>>68475279
Derek Carr lost for the season by Week 5
>>68475263
Dr. Pinhead, I'm DIRTY
>>68475293
How so?
>>68475314
Wishing injuries on players is like jinxing your own players
>>68475314
>implying that's possible
He took serious injuries in 2014 ("vs." Dolphins) and 2015 (vs. Cincinnati) and miraculously came back the next game.
He has messiah-like healing powers
How many games will Romo play this season?
>>68475270
>cancerous anon posting a /v/ meme
not surprised in the least
>>68475335
I actually just changed my mind to Connor Cook after Carr gets benched for being absolutely garbge
AC/CC will be the greatest 1-2 punch in NFL history
>>68475350
17
>>68475333
>dem trips
A-a-all r-right, you can be dirty dan, but I'll be darrell green, so you can never catch up to me.
I am the only tripfag that matters because I am not a tripfag.
>>68475350
14 and will get injuried on the second play in week 15
>>68475393
That's because you're the only Raiders trip who's not a faggot
>>68475393
I am the only tripfag that matters because I'm the only one that actually gets trips
>>68475333
Post terrific music to go with football games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c3d7QgZr7g
>>68474735
>BAL:Dumervil underwent 'preventative' operation
>BAL:Perriman expected back 'some point' in camp
>BUF:Karlos Williams overweight at Bills minicamp
>DEN:Paxton Lynch currently 3rd on the depth chart
>DEN:Sanchez and Siemian 'neck and neck' to start
>WAS:Reed sitting out minicamp with ankle issue
>>68475098
why are you posting as me
>>68475448
>implying
Dizzy is one of the better overall posters on this board
>>68475454
>got trip
>didn't post trips guy
baka desu senpai
>>68475485
Pls stop pretending to be me ;_;
>>68475485
Excuse me? I'm the one and only attention whoring bb
>Tom Brady's suspension increased to 6 games
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
>>68475488
>Dizzy
>better overall
Nah. That would be Sean
>>68475518
>>68475514
>>68475485
I'm dirty ban
1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Vikings
4. Redskins
5. Packers
6. Seahawks
1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Bengals
4. Texans
5. Chiefs
6. Steelers
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/06/14/ravens-sitting-monroe-while-they-try-to-trade-him/
Good riddance
>>68475554
>Sean
fuck off with that meme
>>68475580
you didn't even post here when sean was here lol
>>68475454
What does that make me?
>>68475594
Wallslut ;_;
>>68475514
>>68475518
>>68475564
>>68475554
stahp ;_;
>>68475594
a faggot who caps trips
>>68475589
I was a lowly anon for many years before I ascended to trip status
I think your team sucks.
>bb shitting up yet another thread
Hello I am a packers fan.. Which franchise am I supposed to hate?
Which trip would you have rough hate sex with the most?
>>68475075
game losing interception
>>68475708
the packers
>>68475644
>Calls someone a faggot and says "stahp ;_;" in the same post
>>68475708
Detroit Lions
Chicago bears
Minnesota Vikings
Seattle seahawks
>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/06/14/romo-cancels-fantasy-football-convention-blames-blatant-and-continued-interference-by-nfl/
Why does Homo keep trying this stupid fantasy football convention? This is like the third time and each time the league tells him to fuck off
>>68475580
>mad after getting BTFO by Sean in handegg and boreball
jej
>>68475731
Slut :0
It doesn't even matter if Perriman comes back.
Dude is a shit route runner with stone hands. He will not make any impact on the Ravens and he will more than likely get hurt early in the season.
>>68475655
I think you suck.
>>68475799
SHOOK
H
O
O
K
>>68475075
top six quarterback
>>68475731
hmm.. sneak? maybe lake. I hear hes a cute trap.
>>68475736
i know its you
>>68475815
Shook for what? The Ravens drafted another shitty WR and one who will more than likely be hurt constantly.
Braves baseball and Falcons games. I can't wait for the fall.
>>68475594
>triple 0s
big deal
>>68475823
can you fuck off and stop dragging my good name through the mud? i have a reputation as a great poster here and will not stand for this blatant character assassination
>>68475799
but muh speed lmao
it was glorious last season after his injury watching raven trips grasp at straws.
>>68475833
Hey man 2000 was 10 years ago, let the hate go
>it's another """"""""""pretend to be BB"""""""""" thread
>>68475846
if you're the real bb use their original tripcode ;)
>>68475887
>Its another bb uses 10 different names and talks to himself thread
>its another oldbay uses a respected name for (you)s thread
sigh
>>68475920
>bb
>himself
Check your privilege cis scum
>>68475945
Don't reply to me fagtron
Old Bay eats cheeseburgers.
>>68475973
That is literally the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me
>>68475961
do you know what the reply feature actually is?
>>68475982
Post carr and bully oldgay or get the fuck out
>>68475982
quality contribution you weeb fuck
Who would win in a three way fight
tiki - oldbay - bb ?
>>68475982
Hush woman
>>68476028
>le makeup wearing garbage time man
>>68475823
https://youtu.be/9tzeyjD-FtI
>>68476035
I would because I would post saying I won.
>>68476035
/nfl/
>>68476063
you're not any of those 3, schizo
da burrs
>>68476035
What's the location of the fight
>>68476102
I hope they have a good season. Between the Whos, Bulce, and Cusb you guys deserve some success.
>>68476108
Basement
>>68476108
The memetrix
>>68476142
>No Marinovich
>No Jamarcus
>>68476170
BALD
>>68476183
MOTHERFUCKER
>implying we're not playoff bound this year
>>68476227
BALLBAG
>it's another Carrmageddon spams the thread thread
>126 posts
>30 posters
>>68476231
I hope you go to the playoffs and are very happy.
>>68476249
It's all that raidnigger
>>68476028
T H A N K Y O U B A S E D C A R R
Y
B
C
>>68476302
its too bad they didn't pick up tebow too.
Christ power.
Who do you think will be this year's stealth teams?
NFC : Bucs
AFC: Bills.
>brandon marshall on contract for 5 years now
>>68476341
Hopefully they sign Fitzpatrick soon
>>68476357
>>68476357
Fitz needs to get it through his head he's not an elite QB and he should not have to get paid elite QB money.
>>68474976
>>68476142
>tfw Manziel is actually a failed Ryan Leaf
>>68476404
kys
>>68476330
>probable
AFC: Raiders
NFC: Giants
>unlikely but could happen
AFC: Jets
NFC: Lions
wew i totally forgot to post this
Team Leaders:
H. Randyfanny
348 yards, 20/40 (50% completion), 2 TDs, 1 INT
D. Sproles
29 yards, 9 attempts
J. Matthews
124 yards, 5 receptions
R. Cooper
100 yards, 4 receptions, 1 TD
>"Right now I'll say top seven, just cause as long as (Darrelle) Revis is in the game, he's going to be the best corner to me," Slay said. "(Richard) Sherman's the best, 24 picks in three years, nobody ain't do that. Pat P (Peterson), of course. I love Chris Harris' game. (Aqib) Talib. Joe Haden. I feel like them are the real elite, elite, elite guys, so I feel like I'm an elite guy, but I feel like I got to keep working to get to their level because they're elite."
>"I feel like them are the real elite, elite, elite guys, so I feel like I'm an elite guy, but I feel like I got to keep working to get to their level because they're elite."
What did Darius Slay mean by this?
>>68476716
>tfw Soon
Can't wait to see Raiders games at the new stadium.
>>68476716
>50% in madden
wew
it isn't hard to get 75+ in madden when not even trying and picking random plays
and then when you are trying and playing online easily 90%
>>68476753
>Patrick Peterson
When will this meme that he's an elite corner die? Also was this quote taken 2 years ago for this Slay character to include Haden
>>68476764
>completion%
who cares?
jets are up next
>>68476764
Its the eagles though
>>68476764
madden mobile is different
>a 85+ deep ovr QB to any receiver will get picked off 8/10 times against ovr70+ DBs
wew
>>68476800
This was unironically today
>>68476753
>I feel
>I feel
>I feel
People use this too often today. Stick by your words and be confident - saying "I feel" after everything is just giving yourself an out in case anyone calls you out on what you said.
>>68476753
Oh yeah Josh Norman lowkey BTFO too
>>68476843
>still playing madden
wewy
>>68476942
Yeah, he should be cross dressing and posting about it on 4chan right?
>>68476800
>When will this meme that he's an elite corner die?
Might as well just admit you didn't watch any football last year.
>>68477005
but he does lmao
better than shitposting 24/7 in a dead thread right
>>68477013
Patrick Peterson has allowed more TDs than any CB since he entered the league
wow this thread is terrible what the fuck did you guys do?
Let me put this thread on track
>Quarterbak
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys = Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Defensive Line
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Linebacker
Cowboys > Giants > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins
>>68476035
Me because i have training but bb would be fighting on my side
>>68477170
Shouldn't you be shitting up /mlb/ or did the Rump Rangers already get btfo?
>>68477170
how did you know I'd trapfu oldbay first?
>>68477214
what I as an Elder trip do in my other generals is of no concern to a 3rd tier trip like yourself.
>>68477226
because... i just KNOW
>>68477106
He was bad as a rookie, in 2014 he played injured but still flashed some skill. Last year he absolutely dominated, I think he gave up 1 TD all year.
>>68477170
no
no
yes
no
no
maybe
no
no
>>68477284
>>68477226
>tiki and bb
well i'm out
>>68477315
You are objectively wrong
>>68475075
Sexy ass bitch
>>68475567
>No Lions
Dropped
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487556
>>68477723
Raiders are moving to San Antonio
Brady is innocent
>>68477755
>>68477796
keep those quality posts coming guys, your insight is unrivaled
>mfw RGIII wins a ring for da land
>>68477755
Lolno
>>68477835
C'mon m8.
>>68477723
>three yes votes
>have a good team
>remember your teams qb is shit
>>68477835
I would actually be OK with that soley for the memes that would follow
>>68477971
>have shit team
>remember QB is a meme
>>68477835
what do you call this hairstyle?
>>68477971
Buncos?
>>68478016
That sounds awful.
>>68478020
I've seen worse
>Barber: How you want your hair pham?
>Him: You ever see Captain Kangaroo?
>Barber: Say no more
>>68478061
:-(
>>68478061
And Vikes fans said Teddy would be better than Carr
>>68477755
>Jerruh
>allowing another team in Texas
San Antonio has been tried before. They built a state of the art facility and got absolutely dick in return.
>>68478094
How can you trust a man with a team when you can't trust him with scissors?
>>68478129
You do realize the owners share revenue? Also you know how far San Antonio is from Dallas? Won't cut into Jerry's profits at all retard
>>68477835
>>68478225
is that harambe?
>>68478220
Jerruh has a virtual monopoly in the state of Texas, basically the whole state minus the area immediately around Houston. A third team in Texas would cut into Jerruh's territory.
>>68478233
No it's me. I'm a gorilla.
>>68478280
1. put your trip back on
b. read what I wrote, owners share profits
>>68478125
He showed enough promise in his rookie season. Nothing great, but for a rookie pretty good. He's only gotten worse since then. His sidearmed throwing motion is really bothersome.
So the Raiders won the 2014 QB draft right?
>>68478220
Planting a new team in Dallas' territory would not generate more revenue for the League. Losing the San Antonio market would cut into Dallas' brand, and therefore their bottom line, retard. Obviously they'd still get (a smaller cut of) TV money, but it would noticeably cut into their sales.
>>68478371
Maybe he'll improve if he goes to gruden's QB camp, although I don't want to him to outdo Carr, I would like to see him and Carr in a shootout though
>>68478413
They won nothing and never will.
>>68478466
San Antonio and Dallas are 300 miles apart dummy
>>68478413
Yes. They got the best QB in that draft in the 2nd round
>>68478510
They've won the QB draft
They're winning in the draft altogether
And they most recently won the FA bowl
Of course none of this matters unless they can win games though
>>68478557
>they most recently won the FA bowl
No they didn't idiot
Who would win in an eating contest, Eddie Lacy or Karlos Williams. Dick is not what's being eaten otherwise tiki would win in a dickslide
>>68478528
No one said otherwise dummy
>>68478484
He supposedly worked on his throwing motion all offseason. It lasted all of one or two OTA's.
You can't be only 6'2" and throw sidearmed while having a week arm. I hope he improves but the Vikings need to keep looking.
There's no worries with Carr, at the worst he's above average.
>>68478628
Bruce Irvin
Sean Smith
Osemele
Nelson
Kept Crabtree and King
Looks pretty good to me
>>68478914
Bunch of no-name nobodies.
>>68478914
>Irvin
Guy literally has done nothing in his career
>Osemele
Name one ex Raven who did well somewhere else
>>68475075
Thats my Quarterback
>>68478950
>Bunch of no-name nobodies.
first of all that's redundant
second they're only nobodies if you are a fucking casual
>>68478950
>>68478976
Hi there memers. I love you.
>>68478280
What Jerry Jones would lose woukd be completely negligent.
Besides a Team in San Antonio will soak up more of them mexicans.
>tfw don't have to reply to tikis shit predictions because I know how improved the eagles are and how much that the eagles are going to be improved over last year on both sides of the football
Reminder that the Dolphins actually thought it was a good idea to spend a second round pick on Pat White
Carr is to vehicle
As Bridgewater is to?
>>68475075
backwards hat embarrassing
>>68479054
its more of a "where they stand right now" ranking than prediction. Ill br glad to change it when the eagles show they've improved :^)
guys I just ever so love Tony Romo, I mean I find mexican men attractive but Romo is just dreamy
>>68479083
Trash
>>68479237
BBW and Milf need to be higher
>>68479237
Wew
>>68479237
>he doesn't rate feet
>>68479237
What is kek porn
Go raiders!
>>68479323
c u c k
>>68479323
Cuk
>>68479345
>>68479354
You can type cuck you cucks
>>68479343
Wow. A Canadian raidnigger. My work here is done.
>>68479414
But it fits better like
C u c k
u
c
k
>>68479343
Why do you hate the Vikings and Bills?
Upboat for knowing how the template works.
>>68479431
Who's your favorite player?
>>68479289
Small penis detected
>>68479498
Of all time? Lyle Alzado.
Of now? Marcel Reece. My first trip was named after him.
>>68479343
>Hating the Bills
The only people who hate the Bills are Bills fans
Is there really not a better shit posting nickname for the Raiders than "Raidniggers"?
>>68479495
I've been unlucky as HELL with the Vikings in Sports bets, If I bet for the Vikings to lose an obvious games, They'll win it, If I vote them to win against say, Jacksonville, Odds are they'll lose.
>>68479584
For the bills, I don't know, There was a project with Rob Ford to import them to Toronto, But then the Crack stuff slowed it all down... And then there's Rex Ryan. Not my kind of coach.
>>68479544
I loved Micheal Vick style, But right now my player on the Raider is Gabe Jackson. What a man.
>>68479584
I hate them for being a literal dynasty who failed to close out a single game. They broke my heart.
>>68479605
chicANO
mexicANO
>>68479605
18-1s
>>68479544
you're marcel reece's pieces? i vaguely remember you
>>68479627
They never would have moved, because of the CFL's non-competition clause.
>>68479651
Yes. It's me.
>>68479544
I knew it
>>68479343
>liking any team with an animal mascot
The only acceptable ones are the Eagles and Rams.
>>68479671
did you change it because they're probably going to cut him?
>>68479808
No. I only trip on occasions, such as when the season goes on. I usually just lurk these threads or post as an anon.
>>68479671
I wish we had a NFL Team, I already though of the name! Toronto Towers!
>>68479414
You just can't in caps
>>68480011
You'll be a Montreal Mounties fan, and you'll like it.
>>68480202
Nice name.
>>68480518
Are you a newfag?
>>68480620
I mostly hang around /pol/ But nah, Im not new. I just don't think calling him names would've been useful.
If there were an ass eating contest in the NFL, who would win?
>>68480996
mark sanchez
If there was a flopping contest, who would be the grand champion?
>>68480996
Suggs. Massive, most, soft gums would have to feel pretty good on sensitive skin.
>>68481067
Soccer players.
>>68480996
Rodgers cause he's gay.
>>68481067
Rodgers cause he's gay.
>>68474976
This way makes more sense, you dumb non-metric using faggot
>>68474976
>>68481401
this makes no sense at all
it's not a two way scale, it's a meter
>>>>68481401
I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck does that mean.
>>68481401
dont worry i get it
>49ers' Kelly attempting to bring in Johnny Manziel
>>68481734
Chip was obsessed with recruiting him in college. He said that when Manziel declined to commit to Oregon it broke his heart (see - black hole inside his chest cavity)
MVP: Russell Wilson
OPOTY: Antonio Brown
OROTY: Sterling Sheperd
DPOTY: Khalil Mack
DROTY: Jalen Ramsey
Comeback player of the year: Andrew Luck
>>68481904
Worst thing I've ever read.
>>68481904
3/10
>>68481904
>OROTY
>not Ezekiel Elliott
KEK
>>68481949
>>68481950
>>68481960
Care to explain and not just meme post?
>Chorgers
>Jewy Busta
>>68482091
Literally bust written all over him
The Detroit Lions are a fun team to watch to be honest my family.
>>68481500
>>68481574
>american education system
>>68482063
Sheperd could be good but definitely not ROTY. He won't even be the best or most used WR rookie.
While the Seattle defense is elite, Wilson will never be considered the QB most valuable to his team compared to other QBs and their value to their teams.
WRs don't win OPOTY that often. It's almost always QB or RB since WRs all too often depend on the QB. No WR since Jerry RIce in the early 90's has won it. Brown is great, but not as good as Owens, Harrison, Moss, etc who came between the him and Rice.
Ramsay could have won DROTY, but I have doubts because of his injury.
>>68482159
It's not hard to understand, it's just jarring to look at which takes away from the message at first. It's a dumb method.
Could it change football forever if the Steelers were to get a two point conversion like 90 percent of the time?
>>68482316
Too risky. Only go for the two when you really need it.
I remember the Lions/Eagles snowbowl was so bad though that they went for a 2 point most of the game due to the snow on the field being to tall to kick in.
>>68482316
Teams in the AFC North would just become damn good at Goal line Defense.
>>68482414
Or go for 2 once you miss a XPoint, Since you know it might bite you back at the end of the game
>See: Pats VS Broncos AFC Championship.
>>68482475
Yeah that would make sense.
I always feel nervous when a team goes for two for no apparent reason. Anyone know the success rate? Isnt it like 1/3?
>>68482475
maya? ;__;
>>68482533
you like a lot of teams
I work for ESPN and me and my colleagues literally cant figure out a way to stop the 2016-2017 Dallas Cowboys. They are easily the best team in the league, and dare I say...the best team ever?
Im neutral, I just calls it like I sees it.
>>68482632
Why is Skip on 4chan?
I work for ESPN and me and my colleagues literally cant figure out a way to stop the 2016-2017 Baltimore Ravens. They are easily the best team in the league, and dare I say...the best team ever?
Im neutral, I just calls it like I sees it.
>>68482533
wrong way to fill it out, bro.
>>68482573
Im pretty neutral, but I dont hate every team.
>>68482569
I actually played a football game where we won 27-26 Because the opponent had missed a Xpoint early on, It was against the West Island cheetahs if I remember, they hadn't lost a game in 2 Seasons. I remember they had a 300 pounds Linemen, Poor guy was walking his field laps but he was a Rock. We never were able to move him so we moved around him. He played both O-line and D-Line,
>>68482914
Being a lineman, I know how brutal it can be to run laps. I never struggled with it as much as the other guys but I remember half our line would be throwing up after suicides.
>>68482815
>Hate the Giants more than the Jets
>Patriots fan
Kek
>>68482983
I know. I used to be on the DL and I was always the slowest at laps.
>>68482983
Fuck those Suicides, But honestly, O-line is one the greatest position, I love Guard in particular. You are responsible for alot of the Success of you team.
Might try to become a Coach for the O-Line of a minor school team in the area this fall.
>>68482815
>>68483062
my hatred of the Jets depends on how they're doing. if they're doing well, I hate their guts; if not, I just pity them and hope they don't meme us out of a division game.
ITT: Fat Kids
>>68481401
That is objectively wrong, if it were to work like that there would be an odd number of boxes giving a middle for apathy
You are incorrect
You and anyone else who started using this chart like this a while back have been wrong all along and have only been seeking validation and attention
i'm bored so i'm making some webms from the 2015 season
if you guys want me to webm a specific play, respond to this post with the player involved and which game it was in
>>68483107
Yeah I know that feel. Seems like an underappreciated position in high school. There no greater feeling than opening up a big hole for the RB. People on the sidelines might not see it but the line as a whole knew it was you. I played tackle which can be tough protecting the QB's blindside.
>>68483216
apathy = not caring, so leaving a row blank means you literally could not give any fucks about that team. you fill in the squares to the left if you dislike a team, or the ones to the right if you like them. I don't know why this is so hard for people to get.
>>68483215
Eh in HS football you dont have to be fat to be a lineman, just a big dude. Im only 6' 215 lbs and most of the weight is in my upper frame.
>>68483216
holy shit lmao
The graph was created wrong with the even number of boxes. This system works much better.
>>68483322
no it doesn't you dumb leaf
read
>>68483310
the charts read outwards from the middle of the row, not from the left to the right
Imagine a league so rump rustled... so booty blasted... so anally ANNIHILATED by a single player, they suspend him FOUR GAMES for LITERALLY NOTHING.
>all this uncomfy shitflinging in the thread
Where'd my post go?
>>68483218
Wow he got past Barclay. Truly a difficult feat.
>>68483519
Brady will literally cry himself to sleep every night those 4 weeks for getting caught.
>>68483747
This, this SO hard.
>>68483784
No he won't. He'll just be happy with the money he's making.
>>68481904
>Ramsey
>DROTY
doubtful
>>68481904
MVP : Rodgers
OROY : Goff
DROY : Jihad
OPOTY : Carr
DPOTY : Mack
CPOTY : Crabtree
>>68478371
fudge packers won't break .500
>>68483780
>>68483939
>no actual counterpoints, just copying my original posts
I love it when you guys win my arguments for me.
>>68484305
t.detoilet
>>68484453
ugh
>>68484453
Okay
John has a long mustache
>>68483780
Excuse me thats my trademarked reply do not steal
>>68484740
please stop
Is there a better feeling than coming home, peeling off your pants and taking a huge dump?
>>68484783
>taking shits
>in the year of our lord 2016
canadian football preseason has started. is it a good alternative to american football for the time being?
>>68484804
Sorry, but I don't crap out my mouth like you do
>>68484835
"no"
regular CFL is already bad enough
>>68483972
>with the money his wife's making
ftfy.
>>68484837
most people leave shits you disgusting subhuman, why would you want to take one? What do you walk around with it in your pocket?
>>68484837
OLD BAY BTFO YET AGAIN
>>68483218
>mfw I saved this in "lions" folder because I consider this a win for lions fans
>>68484882
He's got you there anon
>>68482533
May /hoc/ borrow these?
>>68483218
Neiko Thorpe's big hit on Steve Smith Sr in the Raiders-Ravens game last year, the whole game is on YT, the play happens somewhere in the 3rd qtr
>>68484882
You know I what I mean faggot, not everything has to be a shot post, y'know
>>68484261
i like this
>>68484954
Literally who?
>>68485034
He's a shitty cover corner that occasionally dishes hard hits, one of his best ones was against SSS in Raiders Ravens game
>>68484882
God you are such a contrarian mouth breather. Even Ben Franklin remarked on the pleasure of taking a shit, you dimwit.
>they're all sleeping on the puckers
wonderful
>>68485058
Fucking kek, what? When? I'd love to see that
>broncos still reigning champs
i love this feel
New meme
>>68485092
Hold onto in anon
it's going to be a rough season
>>68485107
Alex Smith?
>>68485092
Bunco hotdogs.
>>68485107
No potential
>>68485058
>Even Ben Franklin remarked on the pleasure of taking a shit, you dimwit
He also had syphilis eating away at his brain
>>68484954
https://youtu.be/u99aRKA-ca4?t=1h46m6s
this one?
>>68485138
he also fucked bitches
234 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68485163
So did my main nigga Thomas Jefferson, you know what else he did? Literally invented America
>>68485149
At the 1:04:30-ish mark
I fucked up guys
>Be me
>Be 23
>watching old football highlights with gf
>get horny
Skip to bedroom
>doing the dirty deed
>keep hearing the NFL films music in my head
>time my stroke to the beat in my head
>slow mo
>girl has no clue what I'm doing
>keep hearing facenda say "as he breaks the goal line"
>nearing climax
>really into what I'm doing
>accidentally blurt out "TOUCHDOWN FITZGERALD"
>realize what happened
>GF just staring at me
>5 seconds felt like 2 hours
>she just burst out laughing
>go in the shower and replay the last 10 minutes
I can still hear her /sp/
>>68485107
fuck off with your moonrunes you faggot weeb
>>68485402
Jesus Christ
>>68485402
What song was it?
>>68485402
funny as fuck but
>things that didn't happen
>>68485464
>not hearing the Sportscenter theme when her panties come off
>we almost saw a Favre vs. Brady owl
>we almost saw a Montana vs. Young owl
>Super Bowl XII could've been one of the greatest featuring the Cowboys against the Raiders
>We almost got to see the Broncos and the Vikings square off in the owl in 1999
>Brady and the Pats almost had the chance to go to owl 50 and repeat as Owl champs while Brady hoists the Lombardi and drinks the tears of Roger Goodell
what "greatest matchup that never happened" scenario would you have wanted to see, /nfl/?
>>68481401
>this autism
That's literally just an 8-degree scale with the origin at the center. So you realize the center two squares are redundant, correct? I'm honestly kind of impressed with myself for understanding what this is trying to do.... It gives no more information than the normal way.
>>68482815
>wrong way
It depends on what information you want to be most accessible. With yours, more color -> more opinionated. With the other way, more color -> more favorable. Both are valid.
>>68485488
This one? https://youtu.be/VXuXBLlfxRo
MVP: Tom Brady
OROTY: Ezekiel Elliott
DROTY: Joey Bosa
OPOTY: Antonio Brown
DPOTY: JJ Watt
CPOTY: RGIII
>>68485506
>in another universe the Packers are the team to 18-1 the Patriots and Favre rides off into the sunset with 2 rings
>no retire/unretire drama
>no Jest
>no Vikings
>no dick pics
>>68485617
the most vanilla picks of them all
>>68485764
Kek
I'm late to the party
>your team
>what age you became of fan / current age
>your go to meme
>>68485920
>Stillers
>7 / 21
>Adrian Peterson beating his son
>>68485920
Chargers
12 / 20
>implying
>>68485920
>Lions
>10 / 25
>Lions > puckers
>>68485920
Raiders
6 / 21
Pic related
>>68485920
Packers
14 / 19
>0-16
>>68485920
>Seahawks
>19/21
>pepe
>>68485920
Jags
8 / 24
I don't have a meme yet ;-;
>>68486092
What the fuck
>loves iggles and Cards
>hates raiders
Kek
>>68485920
>Packers
>5/25
>I am my own meme at this point tbqh
>>68485920
>Lions
>12/20
>Lions/Bills Broship
Ralph Wilson and Bill Ford were straight up bros. The Bills colors are even based off some practice uniforms that the Lions spotted them when they first became a team. Only true broship in the NFL.
>>68486147
That explains the lack of owls
>>68486157
>
>
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>>68485920
Raiders
too young to remember exactly when I got into the NFL/21
>>68486157
Why do you hate the Texans so much as a Raiders fan?
>>68486177
I live near Houston.
Both Texans and Cowboys fans are insufferable.
Texans fans are probably worse since their team has never accomplished anything, and that includes the Oilers too.
>>68486177
Probably because the Texans allowed Carr's older brother to become the most sacked QB in a single season. Something like 70 sacks or some shit.
>>68486103
how is any of that shocking at all
>>68486157
#PrayForOrlando
>>68486177
>JJ-Watt-TD.webm
>>68486208
>giving a shit about dead fags who protest against "Islamophobia" and advocate stripping people of their right to self defense
Nah senpai, they got what they had coming.
>>68486222
Wasted trips
>>68486222
edgy
i was more commenting on the homosexual color scheme of the chart than making any sort of political statement though, i'm not trying to start any sort of debate
>>68486264
Show me your tits
>>68486222
>Implying Islam had anything to do with this shooting
Got the colt on my waist, got luck on my side
Bullets passing your face, leave your brains offside
Fresh OC
That sounds like the name of a white rapper
>>68486284
Remind me. What does the first I in ISIS stand for?
>>68486303
>ISIS
Had nothing to do with the shooting senpai. Unless you want to ignore all the other groups he joined
>>68486301
Oh shit
10/10
>>68486310
>pledged allegiance to ISIS
>ISIS later took credit
>this certainly had nothing to do with Islam goy just hand over your guns it's for your own good...
>>68485998
>>68486330
Fuck ISIS. Crusade to take back the Holy Land when?
forgot to upload this
>>68486390
comparison
>>68486390
>>68486425
no 1 cares
>>68486437
Thanks for the (You)s
>>68486449
have another
>68486449
np
>>68486455
Good dubs
is this is the worst /nflg/ of 2016 so far?
>>68486330
Oh look, another gun fag. Keep shooting yourself with it, burger. Maybe one day all you gun nuts will just die out and we can have a sane country again.
>>68486514
What part about "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?
>>68486513
What is /nflg/
This is /nfl/ or /NFL/
>>68486385
>Holy land
Jews already have it
>>68486531
you've posted 38 times in this thread
>>68486532
you've posted 40 times
please, go outside once in a while
>>68486513
I mean this is one of the deadest parts of the off-season. What are we supposed to talk about? OTA's? How Kyle Van Noy "is looking good in camp" despite being shit in the regular season? Offtopic will happen.
>>68486514
Cry more.
>>68486544
dubs demand it, also good night
>>68486544
39 times now, stay obsessed and check em
>>68486555
Nice buttplug
>>68486555
>no dragon dildo
I am disappoint
>>68486552
i mean this is especially bad even by offseason standards
it's just the two newtrip autists who post all the time attention-whoring
>>68486330
>ISIS took credit
No shit, every terrorist organization takes credit for shootings at first
Old Bay post some goddamn OC once in a while
>>68474829
sick comeback brah
>>68486592
like dis?
>>68486612
or something more relevant... not just a pupper, that faggy raider trip is making you look bad with his/her shitty "OC"
>>68486561
That's not a buttplug.
It's actually the opposite.
>>68486570
You would be, you fucking faggot.
>>68486648
>Implying I care what you do to your anus
>>68486648
I'm sorry, thought you were a fellow /k/ommando
>>68486647
I got nothing man... Life of Flacco is the Ravens trip that physically makes OC. I pass the ideas on and he makes the OC, that's how it works. Pic related
>>68486691
well, steal some OC then!
>>68486647
Hey I made that and Im an Eagles fan
>>68486702
>tfw Three Loins in the Dirt is ded
>>68486719
wait, there are more than 2 eagles trips? since when?
>>68486719
You stole my pic related and added a Ravens hat
>>68486785
Holy fuck
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>68486785
well, it's a start, consider using how-to guides
>>68485920
>Canton Bulldogs
>5 / 84
>Wings won best picture
>>68486765
Right, I made the version with the hat is what Im saying
>>68486756
Idk like January
Id been posting as anon since 2011
>>68475075
The first Quarterbot
>>68485920
>Panthers
>8/23
>Heemsleepy
FUCK THE RAIDERS
>tfw still awake
>>68486942
Thought you were a Jests fan for some raisin
>>68487128
when did the "carrmageddon is a chick" thing start? Thought Lake was the only chick on /nfl/
>>68487160
Last week I think
>>68484882
>Baltimurder """""humor"""""
Brett Hundley is elite, ELITE!
ayyy lmao
>>68487572
>Preseason
>>68487609
Shazier is gonna be the next Polamalu
>>68485920
>steelers
>8/25
>Pic related
>>68485856
brady's dad's a hot daddy desu
>>68487657
>detoilet fans thinking they know what an ELITE qb looks like
wew
Hundley > Stafford
>>68485920
>oilers at age 5 until they became the titans
>texans when they were introduced as a team at age 17
>30 now
>anything wojak
>>68487160
Probably all the times i stuck up for pre-2012 Mark Sanchez
>>68485920
>Eagles
>14/25
>pup memes duh bruh
Go birds
>Go to bed
>Wake up hoping that there are a bunch of new posts and memes to look at while taking my morning dump
>Only fifteen new posts in 7 hours
Fuck
>>68493116
>bumping a thread that's been dead for three hours.
It's NBA season, Mr. Balls.
>Damien Williams took Lamar Miller's number
Fucking blasphemy. Williams hasn't done shit and he'll continue to not do shit
Thread has three posts in the last three hours. Calling it.
NEW THREAD
>>68492651
>>68492651
>>68492651
>>68485920
Eagles
Idk some time in elementary school I started watching football maybe 7? / 22
Is ass a sport/shiggy
>>68479454
fuck cuck chuck
