https://days.to/until/nfl-season
FIRST for NFC West
Second for the shit-shaded AFC North.
Third for VEGAS BETTER SAY NO
Broncos?
Eagles!
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. I know y'all ready for that sweet chiefs action.
I'm talking mother fucking most efficient QB on the god damn game manager's list, Alex "WHITE MAMBA" Smith
There's no way we aren't securing the AFC west this year, and the Super Bowl.
>>68493864
I don't want to go to your board, Denmark. I don't want to get aspergers.
>>68493871
>Kansas City class
>>68493871
When is the last time you won the division?
>>68493871
>>68494066
'69 and '93 lol
>>68494066
when was the last time you shut the fuck up bitch, at least we're in the playoffs nigga.
When was the last time you put 40 points down in a playoff game, or had a shut out in the playoffs?
>>68494185
>we're
>>68494185
Doesn't matter if they still fucking lose
>we're
>>68494209
i rep my team, nigga fuck outta here with that shit.
i'm wearing my chiefs polo right the fuck now, you know what happens when I go home? I put on my god damn chiefs pajama's, grab me a chiefs can of bud light, and slap that bitch in my chiefs can koozie, and then I check the latest Chiefs news before playing Madden as the Chiefs and dunking 900 points on every god damn NFL team that's ever existed and then some, bitch fag boy.
>>68494185
>>68494282
i can't really hear you behind this team's 6 super bowl rings, bruh
>>68494282
Keep living in the shadow of the broncos and raiders, nerd
>>68494185
>>68494282
>>68494311
he still doesn't know how hard brady cucked alex kek
>>68494311
i don't even know why your old fat QB having ass nigga up in this thread, stay up north BITCHHHHH
>>68494342
nigga, raiders and charger are the obvious shadows of the west, chiefs and bronco have always been the most elite force to deal with throughout.
and the broncos are pretty trash with their defense splitting and papa johns retiring.
CHIEFS ARE PRIMED AND READY FOR THE TITLE BITCH NIGGA COME GET THIS SHIT
>>68494371
so cucked
so very cucked
>>68494403
>old fat QB who won two super bowls rings
>frail QB who can't handle playoff pressure with no super bowl rings
>>68494464
I don't think you realize you're talking about the #1 white rushing QB
>>68494418
>2014 game
>>68494545
been going on for longer than that, too buddy.
>>68494509
>#1 rushing qb
I think you meant to post this guy.
>>68494589
>#1 white rushing QB
He's #4 if you count the niggers.
>>68494562
>2009
>>68494632
>2015-6
>>68494617
>Manning's old ass outran """""white mambas""""" entire season in the afc championship kek
>>68494659
apparently that comic creator thinks peyton's on hgh too
>>68494659
And the chiefs still lost
>2016
>>68494696
chiefs win my heart every year though
Does any Eagles fan pull for KC to win because of the fat man?
I do.
Was anyone autistic enough to average all of /sp/'s nflplayoffpredictor records and get an ultimate /sp/ NFL prediction?
>>68494837
>>68494799
i pull for eagles now 'cause chiefs OC
>>68492809
>watching the Seahawks getting embarrassed in Los Angeles, Cale4nia
I cannot wait.
>>68494897
>LA Rams new QB
He's gonna have a rough rookie year in the nfc west
>>68494964
He does well under pressuring defenses.
We will just run Gurley a million times a game, a couple Goff dragons.
We 9-7 nao.
>>68495139
Jeff Fisher is literally incapable of coaching above a 7-9 record.
>>68495139
>college football same as nfl football
>>68495174
.521 in his coaching career.
>>68494509
>#1 White rushing QB
Oh, not quite.
>>68495329
IT'S A GHOST
>>68495262
That's what my point is. He's a .500 coach.
>>68495262
How about in the last 5 years?
You're gonna continue to suck, especially if Fisher is re-signed. The owner just prefers it that way.
>>68495364
Yeah. I was agreeing with you, moron.
>>68495364
Atleast he's .500
You could be a raiders fan and Jack del rio is the coach, 500 is an epic accomplishment
>>68495357
>>68495808
My favorite is 7-9 is a kick ass record meme lol
rio hasn't done shit in a decade
>>68495174
jeff fischer will probably be in the top 10 of head coach wins after this season lel
>>68495865
Jack del Rio will go 11-5 this season en route to our 4th Super Bowl.
>>68495965
>Jack del Rio
>former Jaguars head coach
el oh el no
>>68496211
Del Rio was a good coach with the Jags retard. Not to mention he's a hell of a defensive coordinator.
rate m8s
>>68496479
56/64
>>68496479
every year it feels like you guys pick the jets to get the #1 overall pick but they never do. they won 8 games with geno in 2013 with a much worse team around him, idk 6-10 seems like a safe bet. the defense is too good to only win 3 games
The AFCW is the Raiders' to lose.
>>68496317
Lol no he wasn't. He made the playoffs 2-9 years in Jacksonville. This Del rio is a good coach meme needs to die.
Chip Kelly is a better coach and that's not saying much
>>68496823
> yfw If you look at records fisher is actually a better coach
>raiders fans not once
>>68496823
>>68496865
Del Rio is good because I say he's good and I am God of Football.
>>68493871
going to KC this month for a cardinals/royals game. Like the royals as a team but im going to be sporting cardinal red and id love for some skinnyfat royals fan to try this shit to me. Going to be a good rowdy time at kaufman and im ready for some lighthearted bantz
>>68496987
bitch be royal up in this nigga you going up against world champions, so you best be on your best behavior
you get royally smacked up, bitch nigga, straight outta kauffman nigga. fuck you cardinals suck shit dick, i hope you get your ass raped in the stalls and left to bleed out anally like a little red bitch.
enjoy your trip
>>68496987
>good rowdy time
>lighthearted bantz
>ends up like guy getting presence-raped
>>68497048
Barves > Roylels.
>>68496823
m8 the management in Jacksonville was pure ass the entire time JDR was there. The fact he still managed to make the playoffs, especially twice, after all of the fluky talent from the beginning of the Jags' history left says and the Jags being an unmitigated dumpster fire after he left (until Shad Khan took over and slowly started fixing shit) says a lot.
He's no Belichick, but he's certainly no Chip Kelly either.
>>68496987
And you would do what exactly in that situation?
>when you realize the Bold Brave Berry guy is actually the guy in the webm he always posts.
>>68497048
>>68493871
>>68497145
First says shouldn't be there. Just woke up and can't proofread for shit.
>>68496534
What do you think of Geno starting this year? I can understand that Fitz already has a rapport with Decker and Marshall but they bailed him out a ton. A lot of writers have been saying he could have been intercepts about10 more times but he got lucky.
>that feel when you got the best WR in the draft and teams don't realize it
>>68495139
What? Goff was a loser in college, you really think that's going to change going against Seattle and Arizona twice a year? I already see that 100 yard star in Goff and he hasn't taken a snap yet.
>>68496987
Royals fans and their team are nigger tier, don't go you're going to end up getting stabbed.
>>68496479
>ANYONE in the nfc north getting less than 8 wins
>>68498329
you got Corey Coleman?
>>68497048
what language is this
>>68497087
i wont end up like the guy in the webm. im always down for lighthearted bantz with a fan from the opposition win or lose but i also have a little self respect. im not a fighter or anything but i do lift most people dont fuck with me
>>68497194
tell him to stop. if he didnt id stand up and intimidate him, that would probably be enough to end it judging by that guys size. if not id have no problem hitting him square in the jaw, although id hate to miss any of the game.
>>68498557
chiefs fans maybe. most royals fans i know are white. at least the real ones not the bandwagonners that just popped up. Ill be in good seats tho so that alone should weed out the nigs
>>68498852
engrish bitch, do you speak it?
>>68498329
Thats not Daniel Braverman
>>68498329
That's not Joe Hansley
>>68498557
We beat Seattle twice last year with Nick Foles and Case Keenum, you fucking retard. The Rams play at their best in the division. Goff will be fine, an Andy Dalton type. That's all he needs to be.
>>68498329
thats not pharoh cooper
>>68498930
i like the optimism but i really hated that fucking trade. our defense was built by giving away rg3 for a shitton of picks and we literally just did the exact opposite. feels bad man
>>68498930
>Spending the first overall pick on Andy Dalton
>>68498930
>an Andy Dalton type
so a choker?
>>68499327
>not getting an aj mccarron type
>>68499431
Eww, who would draft a fat Asian with disgusting tattoos?
>>68499539
who would draft someone with a gay name like flacco?
>>68499752
whats gay about a name like Flacco or are you just memeing?
>>68499787
it sounds too much like fappo to me.
>>68499539
>asian
wut
>>68499812
that's not even a fucking word
>>68499917
sure it is
>Fappoccino
i hear it on gay porn all the time
>>68500000
Also go Raiders
>>68500049
>posting an apehoop link on a patrician sports thread
god i can't wait for the season to start
When is he going to retire guys? Will he play til he dies?
>when you realize he is 43 years old
>>68500202
i think he just wants to cuck belichick and kraft one more time in the playoffs and have a fifth ring over brady
>>68500095
m8 I didn't know, I just wanted to see who got the get
>>68500202
I wonder where he stands in points scored relative to QBs
>>68500202
All he has to do is kick.
Comfiest NFL position that or Long snapper. You just kick all day and don't have to do insane conditioning. Look at Janikowski that land whale is fat as hell.
>>68500336
way ahead. Kickers always lead the league in scoring
>>68500387
>Janikowski is the fat version of Disturbed's lead singer
>>68500415
how is morten anderson not in the hall of fame
>>68500387
>comfiest nfl positions
nigga did you see the vikings kick and the patriots pissed extra point during the postseason?
>>68500415
this must just be kickers
peyote manning 539TDs = 3234 points
still very respectable considering nobody except maybe Favre scored more career points
>post yfw you realize the kelvin benjamin is back
>>68500387
Shits anything but comfy especially when a dude who did nothing but chip in point after has to nail a 50+ for the win. Literally no one cares how well you do only if you shit the bed do they care
>>68500678
I could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure passing TDs don't count toward scoring totals
>>68500717
>yfw panthers still regress
>>68500717
>>68500717
:-)
>>68500678
>>68500776
also just went further on the list. Rice and Emmitt are on there so its all players
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/scoring_career.htm
>>68500812
>yfw panthers still regress
yeah, they'll only go 13-3 this season.
>>68500812
How is she even popular? She's ass on SNL and she looks like the most annoying of the incredibly annoying ghostbusties. Is it because she's willing to portray a black stereotype?
>>68500812
Who is that genestealer?
>>68500776
>>68500877
yea just looked it up and it goes to the receiver
had this not been the case Favre, Brady, Brees and Peyton would lead the NFL in career scoring (not counting rushing TDs or 2pt conversions)
counting 2pt conversions and rushing TDs Mariono is probably ahead of Morten Andersen too
>>68501131
Sara Millicent Millsap.
>>68501223
>>68500776
>>68500678
>people this ignorant are allowed to post in /nfl/
>>68501299
Who said they were allowed?
>>68494185
I remember when they had 40 dropped on them
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 6m6 minutes ago
After trade talks with Giants fell through, Ravens released OT Eugene Monroe, per sources. Now free agent. NYG, SD, SEA could have interest.
>The city of Marquess Wilson
Old Bay is probably unhappy.
Is it true that Le'veon Bell is going to be suspended?
>>68502436
>Hurt first season
>Hurt at the end of 2nd season
>Suspended and then get hurt 3rd season
It wouldn't surprise me. Bravo Pittsburgh.
>>68502683
Poor poor pissburger.
>>68502117
I know he was injured a lot, but has his skill declined at all?
>>68502883
right now he's probably at Branden Albert's level
a shame he couldn't stay healthy, he rarely missed a game in Jax
>>68502403
Yuck no. I hated Monroe
>>68502403
he'll attempt to spin it as the greatest release in the history of the NFL.
the one piece that was holding back the team from winning the superbowl.
Its another "Anons are obsessed with Old Bay" episode
Bout to head to Chik Fil A, want anything while I'm there?
>>68500415
> Vinny got 3 more years to go
He got this. More Colt than Pat anyway.
>>68503620
can you pick me up some of their bigotry? i think its a #7
>>68496479
4/10
>/nfl/ is sleeping on the Pats
y'all niggas makin' a big mistake, let me tell you.
This Pats team is reloaded and ready to go.
>>68492651
>84 days until you'll wake up early Sunday morning and make a gameday breakfast
>84 days until you'll sip hot coffee while watching NFL Countdown sitting on the couch in your electric heated blanket
Fug I hate the offseason.
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 47s48 seconds ago
The #Giants wanted #Ravens LT Eugene Monroe, but not at $6.5M for 2016 & beyond. Expect serious interest now that he's a free agent.
>>68495329
>Russell Wilson white
Topkek
>>68503620
#1 no pickles, waffle fries and a diet dr pepper for my lady
>i got a blue gatorade at the store earlier
>>68504418
what about your lady's son?
>>68504418
>no pickles
What are you smoking? I love pickles. I ask for extra pickles. Sometimes I just make pickle and onion sandwiches.
>>68504669
>pickle and onion sandwiches
>mfw
>>68504369
Inb4 the iggs sweep in and get him just to fuck the giants
>>68504793
At least it's better than my grandma's banana and mayonnaise sandwiches.
>>68504881
>banana and mayonnaise sandwiches
>>68504793
Giants going after him in the first place is kinda headscratching
I guess Ereck Flowers sucks that much
>>68504974
>not having microwaved banana and mayonnaise sandwiches with your grandparents growing up
>>68504881
>banana and mayonnaise sandwiches.
What the shit.
>>68504974
>>68505112
I guess y'all never been to the south. Bet you ain't even have a kool-aid pickle.
>tfw football season cant get here soon enough.
OFFICIAL POTENTIAL RAIDERS LANDING SPOT POWER RANKINGS
1. Oakland
2. Anywhere in the surrounding East Bay Area
POWER GAP
33. bunking with the $(ers in Santa Clara
POWER GAP
404. Los Angeles
MASSIVE POWER GAP
9001. Las Vegas
9002. San Diego if the Chargers go to LA
UNIMAGINABLY LARGE POWER GAP
99999999. San Antonio
>>68505361
Move them to San Mateo.
tom brady
>>68505361
I hope they stay in Oakland or at least the East Bay but for fucks sake get a new stadium.
Fuck Los Angeles desu. Las Vegas would be cool too but I have a hard time seeing a dedicated fan base there. My family who live there are transplants and from what they've told me many people they work with are also transplants.
San Diego would suck too. San Antonio seems like the most reasonable spot after LA though.
>>68505491
Nah, Pacifica or Daly City. Let them have the fog.
>>68505301
>wait what feels like forever for football season to start
>next thing I know, it's mid-season, then the Owl, then back to offseason
It goes by so quickly.
>>68505523
you have to name the file correctly dingus
>>68505301
>Tfw I'll have to wait another 7 months for offseason shitposting once football starts again
>>68505689
>he likes the offseason
God trips really are the worst
>>68505361
Oakland had 21 years to get something done. The people of Oakland have refused to vote for a city council that actually cares about the team for all of those 21 years. The people of Oakland don't care. That's why the team was blacked out every game for years. That's why 11,000 seats are tarped off. That's why the team will be in Vegas or SATX within three years.
Fuck Oakland.
>>68505678
s-sorry...
>"Personally, I definitely agree with Ben and Drew. I think especially with Aaron (Rodgers) being our quarterback, I would have zero issue as an offensive coach going for it every single time," McCarthy said
Is this finally our year?
>#Giants 3rd rounder Darian Thompson is poised to start at safety.
>>68507201
Definitely.
>it's an /sp/ doesn't think Kurt Warner is the GOAT QB Episode
>>68507201
I think so yes
>>68507337
Kurt Warner > Curt Warner throwing
Curt Warner > Kurt Warner running.
>>68507582
congrats, you've defined the difference between running back and quarterback very well
>>68500095
>doesnt know about gets
god I cant wait for this season to end
>mfw Dick Mahoney is gonna be on PST
definitely going to be my favorite episode ever
>>68507201
It's always finally our year :^)
>your team
>would you be an offensive or defensive coordinator?
>what would your philosophy/identity be?
Saints
Offense
West Coast with Spread elements. Heavy use of motion to create favorable matchups. More empty stuff than is typical.
>>68498329
>>68498814
>>68498891
>>68498911
>>68498976
>/nfl/ in charge of not going 0-for-5
>>68507924
>Chorgers
>Offense
>Steal opponents' playbooks
>>68500536
Racism.
>>68507582
But who was the better receiver?
>>68507924
>Raiders
>Offensive
>triple option/power run game (I'm talking 80% run plays 20% short pass plays)
>>68507998
>yfw
>they're talking about players being memes on PST
>>68508082
>running a run-heavy option offense when Derek "based" Carr exists
>80% run
>with Latavius Murray
Nigga do you want >us to start going 5-11 again?
>>68508082
Is that you Paul Johnson
>>68508201
This would be years after them. Not in the current time.
WOOOO DICK MAHONEY
>>68508229
It's me, Marty Schottenheimer.
>>68508082
>triple option
Eh, you would catch a few teams by surprise but once defenses started preparing for it you'd probably be fucked.
If you could build a team for it, you might be able to take the money you save from not having a white statue QB and build an elite run blocking OL and a LOB-tier secondary. But you'd also need 2-3 athletic, option-proficient QBs who could at least present some sort of passing threat.
>yfw drafting all of Georgia Tech's starters every year
>>68508229
Jamaica?
>>68507337
>mfw people thought Kurt was a first ballot hof
>>68508264
>Schotty
>not just running power and iso the entire game
having an awful day famalams
go ravens
>>68508436
isn't every day awful when you're a manlet?
>>68508436
I hope you have a better day.
>>68508338
>Calvin Johnson came to the NFL right before they started the triple option
>>68508466
not typically, no
being a manlet only means you arent as tall as normal people. its the mentality of one that makes people hate manlets because theyre so confident while being small
STUPID OPINION INCOMING:
I think we should have traded Derek Carr and drafted Keenan Reynolds because he is the goat.
I miss football.
>>68508506
just send them Osemele for Reynolds if you like him so bad
his knees are paperclips otherwise, so yes, its a dumb opinion
>>68508506
>wanting two GOAT QBs on the Ravens
baka desu
>>68508573
>>68508567
I wouldn't have made a trade. I would have drafted him before the Ravens did.
So is that fat fuck from the Ravens gonna sign with the Giants and 420 blaze it with Eli all day erryday?
>>68508671
No he'll go to the Tits.
>>68503361
Hey welcome back fake me, you get banned?
>Jay Cutler happy to have “big guy” Alshon Jeffery back with team
>>68508351
>mfw people thought swagfig was good
>>68508691
Why would he go there? I think he's going to Seattle
>>68508874
It was the first team I thought of.
>So many people have a lot of optimism and championship hopes for the Steelers
I'm afraid to be optimistic because I know if I am, I'll just get bitterly disappointed
>>68508955
Don't worry. Sometimes in life we have to take a little sad to balance out the happy. It doesn't matter how sad you get now, there will always be happy times ahead.
>>68509005
Shut the fuck up nigga.
>>68508955
Yeah, we both know we'll hit a nice win streak mid season, finish decently, then get key injuries come playoffs and lose by a small margin. Such is our curse.
>>68509005
Don't do this to me, don't take away my bitter pessimism. Its the only thing that keeps me going.
>>68509071
I'm afraid to see Bell back in action again. As it stand my only memories of him is being a dual threat back who never fumbles. What if he ruined forever? I couldnt bear to see it
>>68508853
Currently watching Bennett in an interview on first take and I am very impressed by his professionalism and his ability to convey meaning through his words, seems like a solid dude, solid player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uSfspUvCFM
> the team website noted that John Harbaugh didn't agree with his marijuana advocacy
to be honest he talks about it way too fucking much
>>68507203
What happened to Landon Collins?
>Instead of trading 420justblazeit and a 7th round garbage pick that means nothing to the Giants for at least a 5th round pick that could possibly mean something they release him instead
Someone explain this to me, I'm new to the business of football.
>>68509135
>ABPS
RARE TRIP
>>68509252
Giants didnt want his current contract so the trade fells through i thought
>>68509230
You mean Lael?
>>68509252
Gnats didn't want to pay 6.5mil
>>68509230
Collins is the strong safety, Thompson's probably locked in as the FS
>>68509174
The DUDE WEED shtick and refusing to play through any form of injury is why the Ravens dumped his ass, dude only cared about a paycheck
>>68509252
No one wanted Monroe on more than a 1 year deal because he's a massive pussy
>>68509392
this
Nobody understands Monroe never cared about wining games
>>68509312
So the Giants, if they were so inclined, could sign him for less money and they wouldn't lose anything right? Or do they lose picks or something of this sort?
I'd buy Monroe's contract and NEVER use him.
god fucking damnit the patriots just beat me in overtime on a 101 yard julian edelman kickoff return
what the fuck am i supposed to do about that
>>68509462
That's cool, as long as you don't inhale you're good.
>>68509470
Just hope for a better game next time.
>>68509470
Post webm
>>68509269
I stopped posting but never stopped lurking. Its the offseeson so not much to do. Copa America is going great tho
>>68509470
now you know how the giants felt
>>68509457
They lose no picks and can sign him for cheap, yes.
>>68509392
>>68509452
>all those people who thought the Eugene Monroe trade was a great move by Ozzie
>The Ravens website was changed today after Monroe was cut
>“Monroe had surgery to repair a torn labrum (shoulder) this offseason, and used the time off to become the first active NFL player to openly campaign for the use of medical marijuana. The Ravens did not rally behind the cause,” the Ravens’ website says.
>After that, the Ravens’ site included a quote from head coach John Harbaugh, saying, “I promise you, he does not speak for the organization.”
lel big pharma got to the Ravens. They've been bought. I bet Jim wouldn't have thrown his player under the bus like that, John. Shameful.
>>68509534
He said in a radio interview the other night that he knew he was risking his job by speaking out. It's pretty fucked up that the Ravens admit they got rid of him, at least in part, because of it though. Pretty much saying fuck free speech you will think like us or we will kill your livelihood. I'd contact the union immediately if I was him.
>>68509526
Monroe was fine until the Ravens gave him an extension, then he just stopped giving a shit.
>>68509534
So we can rule out Jim Irsay signing Eugene Monroe?
>>68496479
>Packers 16-0
Literally retarded.
>contrarians that think the QB position is dying
>Jameis Winston, Marcus Mariota, Derek Carr, Blake Bortles, Teddy Bridgewater and Brett Hundley all in the last 2 draft classes
>Brett Hundley
>>68509756
True
but hey you guys had Stanley in the wings anyways
>>68509786
Go back to minicamp Brett, Aaron's jockstrap isn't going to hold itself
Really makes you think..
>>68509786
>mfw the Packers backup QB has been better than the Browns starting QB for over twenty years
>>68510013
>Hundley is better than RG3
>>68510023
>RG3 has played a snap in Cleveland
Oops
What's the deal with this Brett Hundley meme? Did I miss something?
Also is Shawn Oakman ever going to play in the NFL?
>>68510125
His career is over after that rape accusation. He's never gonna play again.
>>68510125
>arrested for sexual assault
>was overrated to begin with
Laquan McGowan will probably play a down in the NFL before Oakman ever will
>>68492809
>Losing to the mess that is teddy aint ready and friends in the playoffs
>>68510168
>Laquan McGowan
please tell me that's not someone's real name
>>68510189
Alright anon, I won't
>>68509806
>>68510125
>>68509826
>mad at the future GOAT trade fodder
cant wait to see him punk everyones 3rd string defenses again and then pull a week 17 Matt Flynn 2.0 after the packer lock up the 1st seed with that 2easy schedule
Will Calhoun make an impact for the Raiders?
Is Aaron Rodgers a bust?
>>68510189
6'7" 400 lbs TE who wants to go into pro wrestling
Nigga is a meme
>>68510224
I'd trade you AC/DC, Mack Attack, Janitowski, and Kek Osmele for him.
>Watchmen on Syfy
Manhattan is the absolute GOAT, wish he played for the Eagles
>>68510300
I would have wanted the Comedian on the Raiders.
