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Brexit habbening edition
43 years of hurt
British sovereignty still gleaming subedition
Previous thread >>68438284
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Also marge on chile to win Copa
Go LARGE on Brexit and lay it on the 23rd as odds shorten
first for anime
Going out to watch Portugal with some friends. Put a marge on Portugal -2.5 corner handicap @1.91, gl
LOVE English nationalism.
come on lads
>>68462944
g-good luck
>>68462944
With you
>>68462944
I feel so so so so sorry for you. Even if it wasn't >inspect element
>>68462883
You should not be using such complicated terms like 'go' and 'on'.
>>68462944
praying for more meme magic from euros for your sake
>>68462944
my model has it at 2-0 portugal, good luck though
WHAT IS UP BRITBONGS
>>68462882
why are you so convinced this is going to happen?
>>68463145
>muh model
>>68463201
Because it's always the worst/juveguy tier bets that get up through meme magic.
Whats the most ever matched on a certain event on Betfair? The £30 million on Brexit must be right up there
>>68462944
PRAYING for you
Just got in from wageslaving wtfb?
>>68463294
clueless
Actually the only thing I know to be true is that Big Al gets BTFO.
Portugal -3 the bet
>>68462944
haway
>>68463420
explain
>>68463468
the state of your tips, you'll be shopping in iceland when you come home
if portugal v. iceland turns into another memefest i will go fucking ballistic
>>68463526
Kek. 10/10.
>>68463413
Portugal -0.75 LARGE
>>68463551
No chance, Austria and Hungary were both shit teams and the odds were only high as Hungary hasn't qualified since 1972. Belgium are far too overrated whilst Italy work as a team.
So far the only meme has been Spain nearly drawing and France nearly drawing
>5 goals before HT
>ZERO goals so far with 15 min to go
I don't like this very much.
>>68463551
will not be able to stand another soulless goal drought
on brann 2 from 1-0 behind. odds went to shit by now though
>Henry's shirt
https://tipstertube.com/post/66113
are these odds legit? this has to be some sort of TT error
>>68463851
f r a u d
would LOVE for his account to get chinned
Portugal - Iceland X ez money legit tip guys
do you reckon iceland could get one in? portugal to win and btts
wish Big_Al would vet his own competition
>>68463979
sure, they beat their qual right? at least 1 goal 4 iceland
>>68463979
Just take BTTS @ 2.50
reminder that betting on goals in the Euros is -ve
You guys are crazy Iceland is a fluke. Portugal will push their shit in.
>>68464022
disregard that they were 2nd behing czech republic
>>68463979
Not a chance, Portugal to win to nil
"omg this tournament has been a fluke, meme magic"
says a lot about this thread and how clueless all of you are, almost everything has been going exactly to expectation.
>oh no a closely matched game ended in an upset
well done /bet/, keep proving why this is the worst general on sp.
>You'll never play on an Icelandic snow pitch
>>68464193
why do you even care about European football championships when you have your shitty sports to follow
>>68463947
ronnie to bloot from outside area
>>68464193
>That flag
Get outta here
>>68463851
lol
big_al just killed their entire account
Unders is going to win again
>>68464258
i dont follow any of those sports you think i follow.
copa america has been much more entertaining btw, you should watch that instead antti.
ignore that it glitched out for me :/
Hunt's starting for Bala tonight and already's scored one. Got a small o4.
>>68464377
they are like 5am in finland time matthew
>>68464193
>spain not scoring until the last 5 minutes
>going to expectation
>france nearly drawing to romania
>exactly to expectation
Yeh ok
Portugal to win
Portugal to score at least 1 goal first half
C. Ronaldo to score 1 goal
all these are winners thank me later
>>68464437
how much?
E U A N
U
A
N
>tfw got fucked over by Austria
stunning rendition by the icelandics
>>68464621
>praising euan
>his big amazing tip fell through
WANT to marry a sheltered icelandic qt
>>68464656
fucking mountain-germans cost me 10 bucks
>>68464714
This tbqh
>>68464706
£5 a month such value
Portugal team looks shite tbqh
so so so so SO many SONNS
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
FUCK OFF RUSSIA
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES!
>>68464714
tfw
I want to cut my losses from the Austria game. Any recommendations for Protugal?
>>68464951
Bet Fanney has a lovely fanny
>>68465039
over 1.5
>>68465039
Unders
>>68464562
bet your sauna on it
>iceland nearly score twice in the first 3 minutes
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK! It's happening again!
ronaldo score WHEN?
>>68464951
do the same lid ;)
>>68465162
never
>Still 0-0
Iceland will score first, Portugal are shit at the moment
>>68465218
last 2 of my post is ronaldo goal
chile btts
>>68464437
Following this advice
>STILL 0-0.
Brann so dire, not even a proper shot on target. Didn't look so bad before, now I regret everything.
>>68463486
pmsl
>>68465049
Good post
anyone know the score?
>>68464264
oh fug, bad start
>>68465695
We've heard it all before
>>68465661
implore you to have sex
>>68464714
need another war desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81standi%C3%B0
reminder that you should have bet on portugal - iceland X @4,80
What the fuck ronaldo, did you get fucked in the ass by badr hari the night before
need some goals and some cards
Who on Portugal most corners?
>>68465749
THEY JUST KNOW
THEY'RE SO SURE
RONALDO GOALS PLEASE
>>68465952
that englands gonna throw it away gonna blow it away but i know they can play
>>68466022
CAUSE I REMEMBER
>>68465952
That England's Gonna throw it away,
>penaldo
>>68465779
i recommend you stop posting in /bet/, banterless cheb
>>68466048
Three Lions on a shirt,
>>68466117
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAAAAMING
COME ON PORTUGAL DO IT NOW
FUCK
SO CLOSE
NOOOOOO
I HAVE FKIN 2K ON THIS FUCKING GET IN
>>68466076
I AM /bet/ m8, this place dies when I'm not posting
>>68466247
2K to win or score first half?
>>68466276
>impersonating me
I have over 30 confirmed gimmicks.
Who do you think you are.
>>68466247
have 200$ on donaldo goals i feel u
Need 8 Portugal goals ffs
>>68466337
1000$ on Port win
700$ on score first half
300$ on penaldo goal
>PENALDO
>>68466439
hahahah
wouldn't want to be you right now senpai
Portugal -1.0 @ 2.10 small
Iceland playing way too aggressively, can't stop smashing overs
>>68466439
there's this swedish slut at work who wants me, im a black african half pakistani.
can you lend me £5 so i can bet on you never coming back? i need money to buy her things
out of 11 games so far, 8 have been under 2.5 and none have been over 3.5
>>68466595
just steal it then rape her like the little nig nog you are
>>68466619
thanks motty
>>68466595
rude, just because of you I hope England never ever wins another trophy again and Sweden advances
>>68466439
Why are you not on unders?
Fuck you nani, should have been ronaldo
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
COME ON PENALDO TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GRANDE GRANDE PORTOBROSSSS
>>68466693
>>68466650
rude.
Get in there Tsu's.
>there are people ITT who unironically thought it was ever going to be anything but Portugal to nil
NANI FIRST TO SCORE IN FIRST HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ODDS OF 27/1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSU FEAT LIL JON:
TSU TSUUU TSUU
TSUU TSUUU TSUUU
TSUUUUUU
penaldo should score then all the unders will start sweating
>>68466923
like 60 minutes to be played still, don't be so sure
>>68466927
How much did you win?
>betting on portugal
wtf is wrong with you? ronaldo is about 70% fit, the rest of portugal are shit and iceland are WELL UP for their first ever tournament match
>>68467117
Had a tenner on it, so £270. Made back the money I lost on Austria and tidy little profit.
>>68467196
>68% possession
>10 shots
>88% passes
>23 duels won
Sorry meme, they're trashing Iceland.
>tfw cashed out on Portugal winning out of fear
>>68467197
Sounds sweet anon well done, did you come up with this bet yourself or got inspired for it?
>will be down 10% of bankroll today if portugal don't net another
>also lost 4% yesterday
shaking beyond belief
>>68467260
how much did you have riding on it
>>68467367
Nigga that's nothing. The stock market is literally fucking me in the ass because of fagxit
>>68467310
Skybet suggested it, didn't think Ronaldo would be the first so went with that instead
>>68467367
betting lyf. glad I only bet relatively small amounts now so I don't have to live through that
>Brann
jesus christ.
>>68467389
£10, it was to recover my units, I play very small I'm at the beginning
>>68467460
why would you EVER bet on anything coming from that god awful city?
DRAW A FUCKING CARD YOU SHITREF
post qts
Iceland are so shit lmao
Anyone know any books offering odds on Wales to go 2-0 up against England?
>>68467645
you drew against russia, how about that
>>68467260
Idiot
>>68467714
34/1 on skybet
>>68467714
????
>>68467750
You didn't even qualify PMSL
P.S. Gib kolmonen tips pls
>>68467786
that's wales to win 2-0, my bet is wales to score the first two goals
>>68467750
Can't seem to find Finland on my free pullout wallchart
>>68467813
I actually have a friend playing in kolmonen but not going to gib you tips that's for sure
Wales DNB must be a large right
>>68467894
Look for anytime score market m8. They do it on Betfair Exchange, not sure where else
>>68467894
5.5 then
>>68467894
betvictor
Half time bets on Por - Isl?
>>68464656
Me too, friend. Me too.
>>68464706
What was it, now that's it probably finished?
ahh fuck it, I guess live bets are too -ev for you all
why the boos for pepe?
>he bets inplay unironically
>>68468323
So that he has a reason to ban me? But none of his tips came in today
>>68468353
May as well get them in now before he earns them later on
>>68468366
some of us gamble only for fun, not for profit although I would like to win some
Don't worry winning is overrated.
>>68467460
>>68467537
Listen to this man, Fritz. Brann is ass and Bergen is worse.
Penaldo so DOG
>>68468366
>he hardly ever wins a bet
ICEYYYYY
Down so much. So so so much. Wow.
SUICIDE
U
I
C
I
D
E
omg no
BTTS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>68468389
>So that he has a reason to ban me?
No, friend, I do not wish that upon you. Just curious. Has our lid, well, our ex-lid now that he's gone paid, been on /bet/ today?
>But none of his tips came in today
That's unfortunate.
HA HA HA AHA HA HA AH AHA HA HAHAHA H
TOLD YOU
NO MORE GOALS NOW PLS
no worries
more reason for penaldo to score :^)
Don't worry Ronaldo WILL score. screencap this and make it your desktop wallpaper
is skybet down at all?
ronaldo goal and 7 portugal corners pls
>>68468781
yep, they do this on purpose to stop people cashing out
now I feel kind of bad for you all who had big bets on this, I just bet 20€ on draw. This is why I would not want to be a professional bettor.
Best bookie to use for betting on the football? I've self barred from Bet365 and Betfair and SkyBet are down right criminal with their website going down every 5 minutes
>>68468971
a professional bettor wouldn't have bet on this
Soccer is so fucking rigged pmsl. How do they keep getting away with this?
>there are human beings present that do not think portugal will score another
>>68469022
>I've self barred from Bet365 and Betfair
>>68469144
how much are you in for?
portugal players dropping like flies with next to no contact
Kicking myself for not going XL on BTTS.
>>68469197
£0.00
>>68469191
Was winning too much and was getting silly with my gambles. Started off betting £5-£10 a day and after a few months I was up to about £1-1.5k a day
Had this problem with casinos as well, end up barring myself for 6 months as I have a gambling problem and am too greedy. Made myself physically sick because I'd be worried so much about my huge bets before they'd come in.
>>68469197
pmsl
>>68469022
Gotta be nibs
>homo sapien sapiens that walk the Earth believe, without a shred of irony, that Portugal will fail to win
FOR A PORTUGAL GOAL
>>68469022
skybet back
>>68469345
pmsl
https://twitter.com/SkyBet/status/742811510754279426
>Those replies
Amazing all these people that were going to cashout right before Iceland scored.
>Iceland fans chanting TSU
WTF
The odds for Portugal rose from 1,4 to 1,85 I'm tempted to bet another 10€s but I don't want anymore regrets today.
Thank you based Iceland, now the odds for Portugal are 2/1 and I can drop everything on them to win
>>68469345
I'm the exact same, dont think betting is for us mate
>>68469345
Good for you for realizing when it's time to stop. I've had the same problem but not with kilos.
>>68469609
Do it
>speaking mammals on this planet think that the pearl of the Mediterranean will be unsuccessful in securing victory
>>68469523
>Complaining that a site outage saved you money
Addicts gonna addict
>>68469631
It's 2,0 now, if Ronaldo scores all my open bets are right.
>>68469696
>not understanding why people would be pissed that a website is down 50% of the time
The website has more outages than any other and it always seems to happen around a controversial match
>>68469651
now you're just rambling m8
>>68469795
Not getting your nibs off me friend, sorry
>>68469828
>17 shots
>thinking they won't score
ronaldo so greedy
>>68469696
fuck sake
>>68469980
wait and see
my cast is like 30sec late btw
Paddy power just said it was 2-1 portugal
>in before fix
fucking score already penaldo
>>68469523
valid point
Fuck ive gone too large on Portugal.. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>68470073
Don't worry mate, I put ALL of my over 1.5 winnings on Portugal to win. 20 minutes, it'll happen
I bet on england and wales to draw with both teams to score at 9/2
was it a good bet, lads?
Iceland just wanted it more.
ENPPI is the BET
Rball Surreal
>>68470160
Special staking wales
>>68470316
waiting for dat dere void tip on tt
>PR team are software/hardware engineers
Are people actually this clueless?
>>68470160
What is that in decimal odds? I really can't tell
Russia BTFO lads potato has been avenged
watch
>>68470464
4.5
>>68470459
>people don't think portugal will win
Are people actually this clueless?
Bookies so shrewd
>If portugal win it will mean the England match was the only match in my 30/1 accy that let me down
but
>If portugal win i at least get my stake back as the bet had accy insurance
Not sure how to feel....
>>68470511
they better make it happen..FAST
Just withdrew my entire bankroll so I can't chase losses. Been fun this time around /bet/, I'll see you in a few weeks!
Love, Danebro
So american odds are x to win 100, british odds are just fractionals? Am I getting this right?
Looks like it's a draw and I can't log in to cash out. I'm just going to use PayPal to charge everything back; I won't get my money back but it'll give them some trouble at least
Fucking Skybet
>>68470480
webm fucked up
webm related
>>68470691
You'll be back before that.
>>68470701
Not enjoying this character
>>68470691
See you tomorrow x
>>68470501
5.5 you GREASY sixth former
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
fucking penaldo
