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Previous thread >>68438284
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Also marge on chile to win Copa
Go LARGE on Brexit and lay it on the 23rd as odds shorten
first for anime
Going out to watch Portugal with some friends. Put a marge on Portugal -2.5 corner handicap @1.91, gl
LOVE English nationalism.
come on lads
>>68462944
g-good luck
>>68462944
With you
>>68462944
I feel so so so so sorry for you. Even if it wasn't >inspect element
>>68462883
You should not be using such complicated terms like 'go' and 'on'.
>>68462944
praying for more meme magic from euros for your sake
>>68462944
my model has it at 2-0 portugal, good luck though
WHAT IS UP BRITBONGS
>>68462882
why are you so convinced this is going to happen?
>>68463145
>muh model
>>68463201
Because it's always the worst/juveguy tier bets that get up through meme magic.
Whats the most ever matched on a certain event on Betfair? The £30 million on Brexit must be right up there
>>68462944
PRAYING for you
Just got in from wageslaving wtfb?
>>68463294
clueless
Actually the only thing I know to be true is that Big Al gets BTFO.
Portugal -3 the bet
>>68462944
haway
>>68463420
explain
>>68463468
the state of your tips, you'll be shopping in iceland when you come home
if portugal v. iceland turns into another memefest i will go fucking ballistic
>>68463526
Kek. 10/10.
>>68463413
Portugal -0.75 LARGE
>>68463551
No chance, Austria and Hungary were both shit teams and the odds were only high as Hungary hasn't qualified since 1972. Belgium are far too overrated whilst Italy work as a team.
So far the only meme has been Spain nearly drawing and France nearly drawing
>5 goals before HT
>ZERO goals so far with 15 min to go
I don't like this very much.
>>68463551
will not be able to stand another soulless goal drought
on brann 2 from 1-0 behind. odds went to shit by now though
>Henry's shirt
https://tipstertube.com/post/66113
are these odds legit? this has to be some sort of TT error
>>68463851
f r a u d
would LOVE for his account to get chinned
Portugal - Iceland X ez money legit tip guys
do you reckon iceland could get one in? portugal to win and btts
wish Big_Al would vet his own competition
>>68463979
sure, they beat their qual right? at least 1 goal 4 iceland
>>68463979
Just take BTTS @ 2.50
reminder that betting on goals in the Euros is -ve
You guys are crazy Iceland is a fluke. Portugal will push their shit in.
>>68464022
disregard that they were 2nd behing czech republic
>>68463979
Not a chance, Portugal to win to nil
"omg this tournament has been a fluke, meme magic"
says a lot about this thread and how clueless all of you are, almost everything has been going exactly to expectation.
>oh no a closely matched game ended in an upset
well done /bet/, keep proving why this is the worst general on sp.
>You'll never play on an Icelandic snow pitch
>>68464193
why do you even care about European football championships when you have your shitty sports to follow
>>68463947
ronnie to bloot from outside area
>>68464193
>That flag
Get outta here
>>68463851
lol
big_al just killed their entire account
Unders is going to win again
>>68464258
i dont follow any of those sports you think i follow.
copa america has been much more entertaining btw, you should watch that instead antti.
ignore that it glitched out for me :/
Hunt's starting for Bala tonight and already's scored one. Got a small o4.
>>68464377
they are like 5am in finland time matthew
>>68464193
>spain not scoring until the last 5 minutes
>going to expectation
>france nearly drawing to romania
>exactly to expectation
Yeh ok
Portugal to win
Portugal to score at least 1 goal first half
C. Ronaldo to score 1 goal
all these are winners thank me later
>>68464437
how much?
E U A N
U
A
N
>tfw got fucked over by Austria
stunning rendition by the icelandics
>>68464621
>praising euan
>his big amazing tip fell through
WANT to marry a sheltered icelandic qt
>>68464656
fucking mountain-germans cost me 10 bucks
>>68464714
This tbqh
>>68464706
£5 a month such value
Portugal team looks shite tbqh
so so so so SO many SONNS
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
FUCK OFF RUSSIA
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES!
>>68464714
tfw
I want to cut my losses from the Austria game. Any recommendations for Protugal?
>>68464951
Bet Fanney has a lovely fanny
>>68465039
over 1.5
>>68465039
Unders
>>68464562
bet your sauna on it
>iceland nearly score twice in the first 3 minutes
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK! It's happening again!
ronaldo score WHEN?
>>68464951
do the same lid ;)
>>68465162
never
>Still 0-0
Iceland will score first, Portugal are shit at the moment
>>68465218
last 2 of my post is ronaldo goal
chile btts
>>68464437
Following this advice
>STILL 0-0.
Brann so dire, not even a proper shot on target. Didn't look so bad before, now I regret everything.
>>68463486
pmsl
>>68465049
Good post
anyone know the score?
>>68464264
oh fug, bad start
>>68465695
We've heard it all before
>>68465661
implore you to have sex
>>68464714
need another war desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81standi%C3%B0
reminder that you should have bet on portugal - iceland X @4,80
What the fuck ronaldo, did you get fucked in the ass by badr hari the night before
need some goals and some cards
Who on Portugal most corners?
>>68465749
THEY JUST KNOW
THEY'RE SO SURE
RONALDO GOALS PLEASE
>>68465952
that englands gonna throw it away gonna blow it away but i know they can play
>>68466022
CAUSE I REMEMBER
>>68465952
That England's Gonna throw it away,
>penaldo
>>68465779
i recommend you stop posting in /bet/, banterless cheb
>>68466048
Three Lions on a shirt,
>>68466117
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAAAAMING
COME ON PORTUGAL DO IT NOW
FUCK
SO CLOSE
NOOOOOO
I HAVE FKIN 2K ON THIS FUCKING GET IN
>>68466076
I AM /bet/ m8, this place dies when I'm not posting
>>68466247
2K to win or score first half?
>>68466276
>impersonating me
I have over 30 confirmed gimmicks.
Who do you think you are.
>>68466247
have 200$ on donaldo goals i feel u
Need 8 Portugal goals ffs
>>68466337
1000$ on Port win
700$ on score first half
300$ on penaldo goal
>PENALDO
>>68466439
hahahah
wouldn't want to be you right now senpai
Portugal -1.0 @ 2.10 small
Iceland playing way too aggressively, can't stop smashing overs
>>68466439
there's this swedish slut at work who wants me, im a black african half pakistani.
can you lend me £5 so i can bet on you never coming back? i need money to buy her things
out of 11 games so far, 8 have been under 2.5 and none have been over 3.5
>>68466595
just steal it then rape her like the little nig nog you are
>>68466619
thanks motty
>>68466595
rude, just because of you I hope England never ever wins another trophy again and Sweden advances
>>68466439
Why are you not on unders?
Fuck you nani, should have been ronaldo
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
COME ON PENALDO TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GRANDE GRANDE PORTOBROSSSS
>>68466693
>>68466650
rude.
Get in there Tsu's.
>there are people ITT who unironically thought it was ever going to be anything but Portugal to nil
NANI FIRST TO SCORE IN FIRST HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ODDS OF 27/1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TSU FEAT LIL JON:
TSU TSUUU TSUU
TSUU TSUUU TSUUU
TSUUUUUU
penaldo should score then all the unders will start sweating
>>68466923
like 60 minutes to be played still, don't be so sure
>>68466927
How much did you win?
>betting on portugal
wtf is wrong with you? ronaldo is about 70% fit, the rest of portugal are shit and iceland are WELL UP for their first ever tournament match
>>68467117
Had a tenner on it, so £270. Made back the money I lost on Austria and tidy little profit.
>>68467196
>68% possession
>10 shots
>88% passes
>23 duels won
Sorry meme, they're trashing Iceland.
>tfw cashed out on Portugal winning out of fear
>>68467197
Sounds sweet anon well done, did you come up with this bet yourself or got inspired for it?
>will be down 10% of bankroll today if portugal don't net another
>also lost 4% yesterday
shaking beyond belief
>>68467260
how much did you have riding on it
>>68467367
Nigga that's nothing. The stock market is literally fucking me in the ass because of fagxit
>>68467310
Skybet suggested it, didn't think Ronaldo would be the first so went with that instead
>>68467367
betting lyf. glad I only bet relatively small amounts now so I don't have to live through that
>Brann
jesus christ.
>>68467389
£10, it was to recover my units, I play very small I'm at the beginning
>>68467460
why would you EVER bet on anything coming from that god awful city?
DRAW A FUCKING CARD YOU SHITREF
post qts
Iceland are so shit lmao
Anyone know any books offering odds on Wales to go 2-0 up against England?
>>68467645
you drew against russia, how about that
>>68467260
Idiot
>>68467714
34/1 on skybet
>>68467714
????
>>68467750
You didn't even qualify PMSL
P.S. Gib kolmonen tips pls
>>68467786
that's wales to win 2-0, my bet is wales to score the first two goals
>>68467750
Can't seem to find Finland on my free pullout wallchart
>>68467813
I actually have a friend playing in kolmonen but not going to gib you tips that's for sure
Wales DNB must be a large right
>>68467894
Look for anytime score market m8. They do it on Betfair Exchange, not sure where else
>>68467894
5.5 then
>>68467894
betvictor
Half time bets on Por - Isl?
>>68464656
Me too, friend. Me too.
>>68464706
What was it, now that's it probably finished?
ahh fuck it, I guess live bets are too -ev for you all
why the boos for pepe?
>he bets inplay unironically
>>68468323
So that he has a reason to ban me? But none of his tips came in today
>>68468353
May as well get them in now before he earns them later on
>>68468366
some of us gamble only for fun, not for profit although I would like to win some
Don't worry winning is overrated.
>>68467460
>>68467537
Listen to this man, Fritz. Brann is ass and Bergen is worse.
Penaldo so DOG
>>68468366
>he hardly ever wins a bet
ICEYYYYY
Down so much. So so so much. Wow.
SUICIDE
U
I
C
I
D
E
omg no
BTTS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>68468389
>So that he has a reason to ban me?
No, friend, I do not wish that upon you. Just curious. Has our lid, well, our ex-lid now that he's gone paid, been on /bet/ today?
>But none of his tips came in today
That's unfortunate.
HA HA HA AHA HA HA AH AHA HA HAHAHA H
TOLD YOU
NO MORE GOALS NOW PLS
no worries
more reason for penaldo to score :^)
Don't worry Ronaldo WILL score. screencap this and make it your desktop wallpaper
is skybet down at all?
ronaldo goal and 7 portugal corners pls
>>68468781
yep, they do this on purpose to stop people cashing out
now I feel kind of bad for you all who had big bets on this, I just bet 20€ on draw. This is why I would not want to be a professional bettor.
Best bookie to use for betting on the football? I've self barred from Bet365 and Betfair and SkyBet are down right criminal with their website going down every 5 minutes
>>68468971
a professional bettor wouldn't have bet on this
Soccer is so fucking rigged pmsl. How do they keep getting away with this?
>there are human beings present that do not think portugal will score another
>>68469022
>I've self barred from Bet365 and Betfair
>>68469144
how much are you in for?
portugal players dropping like flies with next to no contact
Kicking myself for not going XL on BTTS.
>>68469197
£0.00
>>68469191
Was winning too much and was getting silly with my gambles. Started off betting £5-£10 a day and after a few months I was up to about £1-1.5k a day
Had this problem with casinos as well, end up barring myself for 6 months as I have a gambling problem and am too greedy. Made myself physically sick because I'd be worried so much about my huge bets before they'd come in.
>>68469197
pmsl
>>68469022
Gotta be nibs
>homo sapien sapiens that walk the Earth believe, without a shred of irony, that Portugal will fail to win
FOR A PORTUGAL GOAL
>>68469022
skybet back
>>68469345
pmsl
https://twitter.com/SkyBet/status/742811510754279426
>Those replies
Amazing all these people that were going to cashout right before Iceland scored.
>Iceland fans chanting TSU
WTF
The odds for Portugal rose from 1,4 to 1,85 I'm tempted to bet another 10€s but I don't want anymore regrets today.
Thank you based Iceland, now the odds for Portugal are 2/1 and I can drop everything on them to win
>>68469345
I'm the exact same, dont think betting is for us mate
>>68469345
Good for you for realizing when it's time to stop. I've had the same problem but not with kilos.
>>68469609
Do it
>speaking mammals on this planet think that the pearl of the Mediterranean will be unsuccessful in securing victory
>>68469523
>Complaining that a site outage saved you money
Addicts gonna addict
>>68469631
It's 2,0 now, if Ronaldo scores all my open bets are right.
>>68469696
>not understanding why people would be pissed that a website is down 50% of the time
The website has more outages than any other and it always seems to happen around a controversial match
>>68469651
now you're just rambling m8
>>68469795
Not getting your nibs off me friend, sorry
>>68469828
>17 shots
>thinking they won't score
ronaldo so greedy
>>68469696
fuck sake
>>68469980
wait and see
my cast is like 30sec late btw
Paddy power just said it was 2-1 portugal
>in before fix
fucking score already penaldo
>>68469523
valid point
Fuck ive gone too large on Portugal.. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>68470073
Don't worry mate, I put ALL of my over 1.5 winnings on Portugal to win. 20 minutes, it'll happen
I bet on england and wales to draw with both teams to score at 9/2
was it a good bet, lads?
Iceland just wanted it more.
ENPPI is the BET
Rball Surreal
>>68470160
Special staking wales
>>68470316
waiting for dat dere void tip on tt
>PR team are software/hardware engineers
Are people actually this clueless?
>>68470160
What is that in decimal odds? I really can't tell
Russia BTFO lads potato has been avenged
watch
>>68470464
4.5
>>68470459
>people don't think portugal will win
Are people actually this clueless?
Bookies so shrewd
>If portugal win it will mean the England match was the only match in my 30/1 accy that let me down
but
>If portugal win i at least get my stake back as the bet had accy insurance
Not sure how to feel....
>>68470511
they better make it happen..FAST
Just withdrew my entire bankroll so I can't chase losses. Been fun this time around /bet/, I'll see you in a few weeks!
Love, Danebro
So american odds are x to win 100, british odds are just fractionals? Am I getting this right?
Looks like it's a draw and I can't log in to cash out. I'm just going to use PayPal to charge everything back; I won't get my money back but it'll give them some trouble at least
Fucking Skybet
>>68470480
webm fucked up
webm related
>>68470691
You'll be back before that.
>>68470701
Not enjoying this character
>>68470691
See you tomorrow x
>>68470501
5.5 you GREASY sixth former
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
fucking penaldo
>PENALDO
>>68470744
What are you talking about?
72% possession and 22 shots, what the fuck is happening in the Euros? The shit teams are either winning or drawing a much better opponent
RONALDO
>>68470701
Not liking this banter
Bookies HUP pmsl nibs
fucking score
REEEEEE
>>68470840
>muh possession
Leicester City would like a word with you
bookies are making an absolute killing this euro
>>68470701
It's right; if you use American odds you can get 100x the return for the same bet
>>68470735
Is that the guy from that picture getting knocked the fuck out?
>>68470885
not even banter man, I'm must confused about the different odds systems and thought you might know about it but whatever?
>1.20 C. Ronaldo to sulk in 5 minutes
>>68470982
Wasting your time learning American odds, completely pointless
>Only 1 of the top 10 top goal scorer favourites scored in the first round
Based giroud
>>68470975
yes, a second after he kicked that inbred
>>68471099
Was Gareth Wales not in the top 10?
>>68470982
Just change it to which you prefer? If you like decimal pick it.
If Portugal score in the last minutes I will kill myself. Cant survive another England lads
pepe bought off by the bookies
>>68471160
I prefer decimal ofc but still bit confused, if it's like 3/4 what is it in decimal?
>>68471149
Oh forgot about him, think he was just in the top 10
>>68471238
0.75
Beginning to think this shit is fixed now, too many shit teams that are drawing or winning
>>68471238
Divide the first number by the second, then add 1
did bet365 have DNB mispriced there?
It was @5.5 DNB iceland just before they suspended it.
my fingers weren't fast enough to get on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY
going to do this from now on
GOAL
RONALDOOOOOOOO
ronaldo pls
>>68471309
Portugal are hardly that much better than iceland
>>68471358
nibs
>>68471410
kill yourself
>>68471318
this makes sense, thank you
>>68471477
Suuuuuure
>Donaldo
JUST
DONAAAAAAAALDOOOOOO
told ya tho
yet another shit day of "competitive" soccer
happy for Iceland 2bh
mon the underdogs
what a shit show today has been
>tfw saved myself >>68467260
Also pic related for >>68467753
saving this for this one time I was right
Gambling just NOT profitable anymore
losing a bet hurts lads
Bookies having a field day
Under 2.5 is the bet of the euros
Hi!
As I said, I have a friend who provides me with tips on lower division matches, and I thought maybe I could turn a profit from this. As I am pretty new to betting, I was wondering if you guys have any advice. For example, what should the size of my bets be compared to the total amount in my betting account? Have any of you been in on something like this before?
Any advice you may have is welcome!
>>68471870
top kek
Soccer is the #1 worst sport to bet on if you want to get rich. Its so inconsistent and numerous amounts of FIFA officials have been proven to be corrupt.
How the fuck do Portugal lose to Iceland? And where the fuck is Iceland?
Need a Euan special
>>68471991
it never has been for you.
thanks to the lad who tipped Portugal corners
Mugs
>>68472143
>Portugal lose to Iceland
>>68472143
Too much b8 makes it too obvious I'm afraid
>>68472171
>stealing my thunder
>>68472143
obviously you didn't watch the qualifications where they beat Holland and were 2nd in the group.
>Australia
And don't even about Finland's football success
>on Portugal and Austria top 2 in the group and Hungary to finish bottom
down down down
>>68471991
>muh record gains
>>68472200
>not remembering the time i put £25 on a 2-2 result and won £300
Any tips for Argentina tonight? I'm thinking over 4.5
>>68472378
gambling is not just one bet, jack.
>fall from a 40 unit lead
just gonna auction off my account. i give up
On my KNEES praying a 3 floor drop is enough to finish me off.
>>68472480
i'll give you a buck.
>>68472143
zzzzzz I'll take the bait
I said yesterday, and others have said, that the 3 team qualifying rule meant that the lesser teams will go out to defend, because they can draw their way through the group. It's hard enough for a team like Barca to break down a defending team, let alone a team full of different players that play with each other once in a blue moon.
The problem is is there are too many people that look at the odds and think
>Portugal 1.4? They're better than Iceland. £100 x 1.4 = £140. I'll do that and take my money thank you
Then later it's:
>Donaldo why didn't you win my bet?
>>68472661
Agreed my mate.
>>68472480
>tipping 10/10's when youre 40 ahead and just have to play it safe and tip 1/10's at 1.40 odds
not very sharp isn' it
>>68470735
What a punch from the english guy
>>68472702
Help me out for tomorrow PLEASE
how many shekels did you guys burn today?
Any horse betting bros? What is the bet for Ascot tomorrow
>>68472764
made ~500
Over 2.5, 3.5 or 4.5 on the Argentina game tonight? Portugal fucked me over and need to get some money back
>>68472764
lost 1200euro all in all haha
Liking Romania to beat Switzerland tomorrow.
Romania looked pretty decent against France where as Switzerland struggled to beat a 10 man Albania. Thoughts?
>>68472764
Zero because I'm not a mug addict.
>>68472764
Pretty much even, everything I lost on Portugal and Austria losing I made back with over 1.5 bets
is Enppi gonna win?
>>68472896
Agreed.
>>68472929
they fucking better i cant win fuck all today
Dubs decides what I 10/10 stake tomorrow for the Russia game
Fuck me 4 2nd's at Beverly, 1 winner and a loser.
>>68472896
I'm supporting Romania all the way in this one, also an under 2.5
>>68473044
over 3.5 goals
Anyone paid for Euan?
What are his stats for the day?
>>68473044
Hamsik anytime
>>68473044
russia 2-1
>>68473044
russia most corners
>>68473087
Posted one bet and it lost.
>>68473130
pmsl
what is going on with bb? absolute shambles
>>68473205
last night was class tbf
>>68473111
Trips don't count
>>68473218
bitch boy.
russia 3-2
>>68473130
absolute scenes
>>68473044
O4.5
>>68473044
Russia
>>68473218
It should.
Reroll
So nervous. Know I should probably stake down but I wanna reclaim the 3 digit mark before I park the bus
>>68472791
Nothing its a shite meeting.
enppi cant finish their dinner
>>68473044
BTTS
>>68473044
serious, Russia DNB
>>68473518
bit annoyed
>>68473655
zzzzzzzzzz
Chile -2 corners @ 1.73
>average amount of goals of the past WC's and EC's
PMSL
>>68473763
they always start off with less you autist.
>>68473655
Will put it up tomorrow
>>68473655
Does DNB stand for " do not bet"?
Also fuck juveguy
>>68473763
Leaves out 2010.
>>68473904
Draw No Bet
Postan my model predictions for tomorrow
Argentina and Chile two easy wins right?
>>68474031
post algorithm
>>68474031
Where'd you get the percentage from?
>>68473917
strange
But looked it up on wiki. Average goals per match: 2.27
>that mixup on the TT Euro charts after Iceland game
>>68474099
h-haha
>>68474099
thought that about Brazil and Portugal
>>68474102
>>68474104
It's too complex to post but the jist is it uses past 4 years performance + ELO ratings + relative opponent strength to derive predicted goals scored + concede for both teams and then these are used to make a distribution of all results from 0-0 to 10-10
>>68474099
Nothing is an easy win in the Copa America. Chile are shite.
>>68474099
Argentina are, they work well as a team and beat Panama 5-0 who beat Bolivia 2-1. I've got £150 on over 3.5
>>68474177
is there any way we could get access?
ENPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>68474456
Words of wisdom, don't bet on Arab football, South American or BATE Borisov.
>>68474456
very annoying
https://tipstertube.com/post/66161
looks decent 2bh
>>68467421
Hang in there min bror
whats the bet atm lids. x
>>68467256
:^)
question - is the US Open Cup worth betting on or are all the half decent players on international duty?
>>68474961
o1.5 Vasco - Nautico
have a smed on Oeste
>>68475181
Large oh me to catch you in London and test your chin
>>68475388
/bet/ meet up in Fabric when?
>>68475512
Soon brother.
>>68475512
THIS FRIDAY OR SATURDAY
DAC?
have a muggy acca ;-)
Old /bet/fag here, haven't been in a thread for forever. Anyone here remember when Mr Obscure posted here? BritTurk? The Dainava meet up thread?
Just trying to gauge how quickly /bet/ gets through its users
>>68475649
Sure. Hi.
Also BT still posts but not much.
>>68475649
You're definitely asking at the wrong time during /eurobet/
>Hass
>Londrina goal
>>68475677
Good point.
>>68475804
>>68475818
>It's a concede from 1st shot on target episode
>>68462944
Reminder that this was Mackers' print screen
>>68475649
There's plenty of older heads left.
The way odds for this match have moved has been quite weird.
Was 1.6 pregame, then drifted to 1.9 minutes after kickoff, even with the rball rape.
>>68475649
There's definitely been a massive turnover since the good old days. There are A LOT of new characters and all in all the place is no longer shrewd in the slightest (with a few exceptions). The rise of TipsterTube has also led to most talk being related to betting but it's a decent community that I still enjoy.
>>68476002
Thanks m8
threw 30% of my bankroll on -1.25 ah argentina, good night lads xx
>>68476086
>thinking Argentina will lose
Bolivia have now lost 11 of their past 12 overall, getting outscored by a whopping 36-10 margin during that dismal stretch including a crushing 7-0 loss to Argentina in a friendly last September.
Argentina added a 2-0 victory in a 2018 FIFA World Cup qualifier in March, and they have now outscored the Bolivians by a 14-0 margin "in three straight victories. That leaves them undefeated in their past six meetings since taking a surprising 6-1 beating from their northern neighbour during World Cup 2010 qualifying."
throw ur bankroll on it guyz
>>68476161
>bookies don't know this
>>68476161
>bookies don't know this
>>68476181
Odds of 3.5 are 2.38 and odds of 4.5 are 4.0, I mean if you don't want to triple of quadruple your bankroll then don't.
Argentina beat Panama 5-0 who beat Bolivia 2-1.
>>68476181
>>68476189
It doesn't fucking matter. They'll win by a 2 margin. I love waking up in the morning seeing my money x1.50
Would love Argentina to field a B team since they are already through and likely to top the table regardless of the results tonight.
>>68476278
they need to win or draw, and messi is confirmed to be playing
>>68476365
6 and 10 GD respectively, 2nd and 3rd playing each other.
They will need to lose by loads or have one of the other 2 teams win massively or somewhere in the middle to not top the table. They are already guaranteed through.
>Argentina captain Lionel Messi could be left on the bench again for his country's final Copa America Centenario group game due to fitness concerns, according to national coach Gerardo Martino.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Why did I bet on over 3.5
>>68476558
They have literally no reason to play a first team so if there is even slightly a concern they just won't
>>68476615
What would you recommend to bet on for Argentina? Over 1.5?
Londrina red with 25 minutes to go, PLSSSSSSSSSS
>>68476678
I just wouldn't at least not without watching a bit of it.
Maybe the Bolivia + for a small.
>Ceres La Salle on a -8.5 tomorrow morning
Thoughts?
>>68476715
What website do you use? Can't find that game on SkyBet and I want to bet over 7.5
is Euan a scam?
>>68476794
365 lid
>>68476832
yes, he deletes any post that calls him out
>>68476678
HT ARG
>>68476839
apart from 365 and betfair
chile + btts?
>>68476558
Fuggg
>>68476715
What is this stomp?
on Chile -1.25
wanted to get on -1 originally but lines were already shattered, probably not the smartest move on my part
Timbers are starting to look a lot better from their poor start. Want OUT
>>68477009
What is this shit supposed to mean, a goal and a quarter handicap?
>>68476876
just looks like 365 for the time being lad, might be a few more tomorrow morning but i cant remember seeing uff anywhere else
line's at o9.5 anyway
>>68477063
google asian handicap
Chile btts worth a tenner
>>68477063
Asian handicap, friend
If Chile only win by one goal, it's half loss of my original stake.
If Chile draw, it's a loss.
If Chile win by two or more, it's a win.
oeste PLEASE
>>68477097
Bugger, wish I hadn't shut my account now.
>>68477128
I understand now thank you
>>68477097
>uff
meant ufl pmsl
also just seen will hill, netbet and 10bet all have the agila match tomorrow so doubtful any of them will be trading ceres
Which one of you is snoozer19?
>>68477187
Why did you do that?
>>68477312
Was winning too much, getting far too reckless. I've got a gambling problem but I'm also very very lucky, so I have to force myself to take a break every couple of months. Banned from 365 and BetFair forever and have a permanent £10 per week limit on SkyBet
Just tipped some WORLD tennis tips lads. Great odds and likely it comes in.
>>68477371
pmsl
>>68477371
pmsl
>>68477377
are you Tennistipster on TT? Gonna monitor your bets for the following days/week and might get on one if the numbers are adding up
>>68477371
>Was winning too much
PLEASE teach me your ways
SAMUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>68477377
Link
>wake up to a HASS notification on my phone
>sure why not
Hasssssssss
OH NO
Genuinely refuse to imagine a world where Colorado -1 isn't a refund tonight with the squad they put out
>>68477464
TennisTipster on TT
>>68477471
Typing this out and Panama fucking score
Rip
>>68477116
Comfy
>>68477471
Tempted to take under 2.5 from here too desu, both teams seem terrified to take a shot.
Plus Sounders don't have much in the way of an attacking threat
>>68477371
good idea. Im like you, limited to £25 a day on tons of sites but betfair is unlimited.
How is the line -4 corners chile @ 1.73, it was -2 @ 1.73 before kickoff
/eurobet/ beyond tez desu
>>68477729
I'm fairly sure at least half of it is trolling
>>68477679
Don't know much about the corner market, but chile need atleast a draw so they'll be pushing forward until they get it
>>68477569
dac.
>>68477569
Did you get on? Feel like Portland defs get 1 back now
222222
the MOST important poll in /bet/ history
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
Own goal too kek
NEED my tennis tips to come in. If I become famous dw, I'll never go paid like Euan.
>>68477793
Who /deep in the hole because of card games/ here?
>>68477858
roulette here lid
>>68477793
is it deep in the hole if I spend all my money on hookers and therefore hardly have money?
>>68477778
Yeah I feel like they will too, I really hope Portland park the bus in the second half.
>>68477897
that's a different kind of problem lid
>>68477793
I limit myself but i also only gamble what i can afford to lose.
>>68477811
First two were decent, still waiting on rain delay hahaha
>>68477811
why do people want to be famous or get recognised anyway? I sometimes dont get why people trip up since they receive so much hate, i guess in their eyes any attention is good attention.
I just want to be rich, desu
>>68477941
So why limit yourself?
Is sleeping closer to the ground +ev? Recently bought a mattress for my spare room and find myself napping on it all the time. Something peaceful about the roof being so far away.
>>68477967
Ego, people want to be right and brag about it.
>>68477967
Dw, I won't sell out lid.
>>68478042
-EV lid
animals can walk all over you, i'd have a bunk bed if it wasn't so frowned upon
>>68477949
SWEATING for that one. But Raonic serve should get us through. The prick got 11% break points. 1/9.
>>68477969
Because Im an idiot and could easily go and blow a grand on a bet. Ive been thinking of doing it all week and still might.
Will be researching a lot on the challenger tour. Seems heavily undervalued on bet365. The 126th ranked player and second seed for a tournament is 1.53 against a 350 rank player. He also has 2-0 h2h going into the match.
>>68478088
I've actually took a bit of an interest in tennis now, never really followed it.
We'll be sound, he's probably keeping his arm ready by having a power wank.
Been watching a lot of MLS over their break and I think I found a nice bet for Saturday night.
Have a medium on Orlando DNB at Betfair 1.65, 1.6-1.66 in most bookies at the moment but price should fall. Main reasoning is, San Jose have had to travel 700 or so miles this evening to play Portland in the US Open cup. They will then have a 4/5 hour flight to Orlando on Friday I assume maybe Saturday, which is 3000 miles away. Orlando play a lower league side in the cup tomorrow evening, expect them to rest players. San Jose may rest tonight but Portland are a fellow MLS side so I'd expect them to field a decent side desu.
Another few positives: Kaka is pretty sure to play and return from injury on Saturday night/Sunday morning for the match. San Jose will be without top goal scorer Wondolowski 12/7, midfielder Quintero 12/3 and midfielder Godoy 8/1 all due to Copa America commitments.
Orlando have not lost a home match all season, winning 2 drawing 5, whilst San Jose haven't actually won an away match all season. All looks good for a bet here. GL.
>>68478150
It's a really nice sport to watch. Some epic games will leave you amazed. It's time consuming though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjPFnTPjr7o
PMSL
>>68478042
will test this shortly and report to you tomorrow, been sleeping horribly lately and i want to get some well needed shut-eye
>>68478180
Cue San Jose winning comfortably
>>68478272
TEARS if you weren't on
Do people actually care if a tip has a write up? Or just winning matters.
Small on Portland to win 2nd half, chile ht
>>68478440
Obviously if it wins and I was on, I don't care.
But I'm more likely to get on a tipi it's got a good writeup
>>68478440
I think if someone has a track record of success it's fine without a write up.
A write up is always nice though
>>68478461
>>68478475
Hmm understood.
>>68477811
why Verdasco? odds are very high
>>68478440
if the write up is full of things the bookies already know then don't even bother
God bless chile
>>68478680
Thinking about the +2 @2.15. Price seems too far for me
>>68478534
Not an ITK mate. This is just from stats.
>>68478719
Was probably gonna touch u4.5, think it ends 3-1
>>68478533
Tomic is erratic. Verdasco just beat Wawrinka (2nd seed) is full of confidence and serving very well. He's also a lefty so his slice serve out wide works very well on grass as it glides past players. Forehand is one of the best on the tour.
Portland 11111
Was only a matter of time, God also bless HASS for waking me up
>>68478941
tears
Need another goal in this Chile game
>>68479347
What a fucking blooter
Panama o1.5 @4.75 worth a tenner
Got on u 5.5 and I immediately regretted it
>it's an overly anxious to suspend trader episode
Not a big fan
Wasn't here for the Hungary game but can someone describe to me the amount of tears experienced?
>>68479976
Better than I was expecting. Might have a go
>>68479976
Should get goals
>>68479976
-4.5 corners @1.950 is worth a smed
>>68480045
PMSL a few nibs had to walk the dog.
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone.
taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>68479644
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone.
taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>Higuain any time goalscorer @1.26
Laying this
>>68480718
>1.26
utterly tez odds
>>68480718
laying this
>>68480587
I laughed lid.
>>68480748
Could never defend backing someone at those odds unless it was Spain vs Tahiti again
>>68473745
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Standing on top of my desk. Noose in one hand, bottle of home made ethanol in the other. Head has been missing for days. Can barely see anything. The figure of my wife and her sons is hazy. There's a man with them. Oh it's just Bruce, her physical boyfriend. They've convinced me to stop. Taking the dog for a marathon. Not sure if I'll return.
>listening to radio broadcast because no tv stream
>commentators announce Colorado is going left to right
Gee thanks asshat
Tipstertube has one of my tips down as a loss when the handi was void
>>68481112
Feel bad for you Americans. 5live is actually amazing. Not sure if it works abroad.
Kick off delayed anyone?
>>68481058
Yes famalam
>>68481160
Is it carrying a Colorado Colorado Springs game?
>>68481166
aye think so
>>68481201
Nah just mainstream games.
>>68481261
Any reason why? Did someone tell them Argentina isn't white?
G-guys I think I found a radio stream that's a few seconds ahead of bet365
no corners pregame or inplay on arg game, fuming
>>68481261
She's ugly famm. Post Christina Hendricks
Oi lads which tips contribute to yield and profit on TT? Only verified ones?
>>68481421
Never again
>>68481421
Post it
>>68481453
M8 don't chat shit about are nige
>>68481421
Fek. See if you can do anything. Also what about betting in stadium? Surely they're behind that.
>>68481453
How do you get verified ones? all mine are unverified.
>>68481453
All of them.
Unless you mean for the competition then yes just verified tips which means it has to be pre-game too.
>>68481464
>>68481493
>>68481497
Actually I just think it's a few ahead of the rball but not the trader
>>68481421
Only correct response
>>68481464
>>68481511
Think it has to be a pre stake and has to be standard not custom. Not sure though.
>>68481512
Some of mine were custom events.
>>68481644
That explains it then all mine are custom.
>commentator mentions altitude
Surreal
2 goals in 2 minutes
BEGGING for a Colorado goal
Just need the argies to keep scoring and to get some corners
Knees weak. Arms are heavy. Bets been voided already. Juve guys spaghetti.
As he looks down the whole bet crowd, so surreal but he's choking now. Everyone's waiting for a tip now.
>>68481931
Which Colorado :^)
1 more corner in the rapids game please
>>68481977
I wouldn't even care. I just hate losing on games that end 0-0
>>68482019
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Pls don't be a no corner game
over 12 corners aswell pls
>>68482202
Ukraine Northern Ireland might be good on Thurs.
>>68481963
Pmsl
>picking up a straight red in the opening 20 minutes against an amateur team
Imagine.
>>68481963
Talking big sense here pal
>>68481076
NEED this on the next OP
Praying for corners next half
>>68482759
>>68482759
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