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Tears @ Mexico backers sub sub edition
Seething I didn't get on overs myself for the Mehico game desu, such a mainstream judge
warriors to close it out tonight?
>lebitch
got Mexico or Draw in my aca desu
So so so angry. Mexico losing. Should have seen this coming. Might be the end of me.
>>68438343
>thinking that a goal in the first 15 decides the game
>>68438632
Nibs
>>68438632
Just fuck off. Down insane and you're pissing me of even more.
>went huge on italy win dnb
>still fucking mad
will i ever be happy?
>>68438684
Maybe you shouldn't be betting friend, every bet website has a deposit limit you can set.
Could use one more goal this half lads
Don't think I'm going to follow the odds that SkyBet offer anymore, I've placed £1 on huge odds and won because they don't seem to know how to call the matches.
Venezual at 8/1 to win? Currently 1-0 up.
Club Cortulua at 9/1 to win? 2-1
Al Masry at 13/2 to win? 3-2
>Euan will slowly separate himself from /bet/
feels bad
>>68438753
Won't happen, Mexico will equalise in the next half
>>68439064
got jewed out of the pen then
2 more corners in 5 minutes, don't think it'll happen
Just ref my shit up honestly
480 euros to buy a ps4, 32 inch tv and fifa 16
Do I do it?
>>68439511
>32 inch tv
Get a nice IPS monitor instead
>>68438742
I know lad. Just Mexico are making my blood boil.
>>68438722
Dilemma lid. When you win big you want bigger.
>>68439511
Yes just so I can destroy you online
Mexico will equalise, but I doubt they'll win.
>>68439603
fuck the dilemma
i gamble with my head but i watch football with my heart, this is what maded this game so horribru for me to watch
On dat dere + handicap for Cavs
>>68439562
>ips monitor
Tell me what that is
>>68439603
Play me irl m8 not online and see what happens.
>>68439603
you on for o. 2,5?
>>68439686
DON'T bet on games which you have an emotional investment in. Such as I like this team they show a lot of heart or this team is my favourite.
>>68439839
Just got signed by Sunday league lid. Left back.
>>68440004
Mexico win lad
>>68440012
when the team travels?
So should I pay for Euan or Hass tips?
>>68440096
HASS is going paid? I'm going to be ruined.
>>68440080
Gonna have to rephrase mate
>>68440124
in the changing room?
>>68440162
Genuinely confused. Please spell it out for me. Is this a me being gay joke? If so would LOVE to see your glass chin
>>68440210
>what position do you play?
"left back.. when the team travels"
"left back.. in the changing room"
think i'm too old for this
>>68440314
Pmsl, sorry a bit slow now. Heads gone.
That is actually funny m8.
Final score 2-0, Mexico are shite today. What is happening to football lately? The favourites have all been terrible.
Spain takes an entire match to score 1 goal, France barely beats Romania, Brazil can't score and Belgium reveal how shit they are
>>68440440
Belgium are a meme. No idea why Nick Goff thought they were good.
>>68440124
For me to go paid I'd actually need a genuine edge and not just tip whatever I fancy from a 20 minute browse on soccerway
>>68440790
Leave the self deprecation to Ameribets
>>68440790
link to your tipstertube account?
>>68441004
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
>>68440904
O-okay.
In all honesty I don't think I'd ever go paid, I plan on being a wage slave once I graduate desu, and maybe just gamble for extra income.
I have a lot of free time though over the summer, what with most my mates actually working or just not near enough to meet up all that often, so if I'd ever have the opportunity to provide service good enough to pay for, it'd be now
Hernandez on now, will we see an equaliser?
>>68440790
NEEDED this reassurance. Love you Hass
>>68441379
No. American football is LOTTO SHITE. Why do I bet on this crap?
>>68441512
No worries bby x
OH MEXICOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET ANOTHER
>>68442083
NEED IT LIKE AIR
>>68442163
With you my brother. Come on CHICHARITO.
>>68442083
Disallowed goal?
>>68442244
Nah bet365 just so late
/bet/ magic please please
Soccerway had mexico game down as 1-1, b365 said 1-0 but it was suspended markets, quickly unsuspends but didnt have time to back the draw
Any tips for Uruguay? Got a tidy sum that I want to put back in
>>68442437
Dead rubber.
Avoid like the plague
chicha...
>>68442437
Avoid wait for tomorrow.
Anybody else ever had this?
>>68442437
Gonna be close imo. Cavani was useless last game, Suarez ain't playing and Mexicos 2-0 win over Jamaica was a flattering result.
>>68442226
down so so so so so much today
>>68442499
>>68442553
>>68442604
How about over 1.5?
>>68442557
AJ tips?
nearly got venezuela +2 corners in
CANNOT stop losing pmsl
>>68442757
Shaking. Gonna sleep it off. Heads in orbit.
>>68442793
Just leave it bro. You might regret it very soon after. It's a shit game. Both teams have been dire.
>>68442793
Go to bed lid.
>>68442815
Ye. Hoping his endorsement doesn't kill my account. I'm hoping to go paid over the summer
>>68442793
2 goals seems likely, but both teams have nothing to play for which is always a dicey bet.. Best I can get on a U.S. site is over 2.5. Both defenses have been fairly shit.
>>68442846
>>68442890
Righto, thanks. Gonna save 80% of it and put the 20% on over 0.5 in 1st half
>>68443136
Fair enough.
Playing fifa to forget about this utterly dire day.
>>68443180
I'm severely depressed and want to die
>>68443232
Go to bed, Bendtner
>>68443232
Just follow Euan.
>>68443232
Tearing it up with Italy to forget my woes. Sleep it off and come back stronger tomorrow denbro
Even getting cucked by Cavs shitting up their chances now, am out lads. Cya around next thread
>TheWinnersClub is now a subscriber of Euan's tips despite calling him a fraud or to that effect multiple times
What a littl rat
cba to set up a new skrill yet, hope you can hold off on the tips until tomorrow morning Euan lid x
>over 0.5 goals at 19:59
>goal scored at 21
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>tfw no job
>tfw predicted spain under 2.5 and italy>belgium
shoot me lads
>>68445761
Those both won m8
I have set aside £300 to bet with, what should my stake sizes be for small, med, large & special?
>>68443992
He accepts paypal lid
>>68445761
t. Alex Doropolopodopolopodopolopodopolopolus
>>68447052
5 small. 15 med. 25 large.
just CANNOT get to sleep. all that money lost giving me nightmares.
>>68447827
Hope you win the TT contest lid
>>68447827
Played as Juve on seasons. Won every game.
>people literally complaining about losing on mainstream
this is the fate you brought upon yourselves
>>68449318
mainstream or non-mainstream, betting just isn't profitable anymore
>>68449365
this meme will make betting profitable again
sleeping just NOT possible anymore
so many puny little worms were on belgium, it makes my willy hard as rock
>>68442557
>>68442962
>AJtips
Laughing so hard.
i dont think there will be a better scalp than italy>belgium
have to wait till the next euros to watch belgium capitulate again and claim that easy $$$
>>68440440
the more blacks in a team, the more shitty they get
france on paper should roll over romania but the black factor kicks in
austria is a value today britbongs
>>68449927
Yes go LARGE
>>68449927
Not sure, too many meme results lately
Spent the last hour curating my TT to have the 19 FINEST tipsters followed. Just need some money now and I'll be HUP huge
>>68450185
what does juve mean?
>>68450333
Hello newfriend
How to improve /bet/:
One, juve needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to an infinite number of fivers.
Two, whenever juve's not posting in the thread, all the other posters should be asking "Where's juve"?
>>68450486
Pls stop
Based horseanon from last year who ruptured vessels of Britcucks last year
A fucking guarantee tonight
Place a bet on Her Majesty to wear blue, Lizzie herself gave us the mail
>>68450009
>>68450079
>hungary
>scoring goals
stop betting
THX cavs for actually showing up for the First Time This series..
>>68450622
>>68450622
What race and time, friend?
Who paid our lid Euan for TT then? Any discount available for /bet/tors Euan?
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/10313221/sepp-blatter-claims-european-draws-fixed-by-using-hot-and-cold-balls
The fix is in
>>68451146
It's only five pounds bud
>>68451258
For the rest of June, all of 16 days. Then it's 10. Hilarious that you're doing the "it's only five poons" routine though.
I don't think anybody who has Bet365 as their most used bookmaker should be charging
>>68451146
Very little value I'm afraid.
>R1) 4. Belardo (2:30pm)
Only threat is the Ameriburger horse but she's not at home, not against her own sex, running on a clockwise track for the first time, barrier is a statistical disadvantage, unknown in holding her condition after travelling, a lot against her. Belardo only start at the track and distance was a close second behind Solow who is one of, if not the best horse over a mile in the world.
>R3) 14. Profitable (3:40pm)
Pretty sorry edition of this race, like 3 last start winners, all in worse grade. Profitable is more furnished as a 4 year old, expect he can carry on with being undefeated this prep. Ground is a query but the favourite is too short a price. Again a poor race.
>R4) 7. The Gurkha (4:20pm)
Favourite but for goo reason, R Moore/A O'Brien have a great record with the juveniles. Had the best last start win, best bred horse to my eye, kept fresh (28 days between starts), favourable draw. Only other horse worth looking at is Emotionless, first up 1600 but has the best first up credentials in terms of strength of win, bred for give in the ground, fitness the only concern.
Above times are English times
Austria Hungary draw and thinking about a cheeky Island win bet
What are your predictions? Gping against quotas I guess today.
Can't wait to leak Euan's tips
>>68451771
Going with a cheeky fiver on Iceland win as well, and Austria SW
Austria will definitely win.
Go correct score 1-0 with Janko scoring.
>>68451877
Janko's been injured
>>68451771
Woop
ive seen alot of betting groups pop up on facebook recently, '50k challenge' this and 'puntingproffesor' that, are they scam pages or what?
>>68451972
Not scams so much as they're just really bad at tipping
>>68451986
yet ill see certain posts get several thousand likes with people who allegedly pay a fee for said tips, and then some pages even release there bet slips to show you what the won and havent won, sounds like a scam anyway
Send them to TT. It's the ultimate litmus test to identify the true shrewdies from the pack
anyone on the edgeworth fc u22?
>>68452033
SW? Or overs?
>>68452075
gonna reback them now with an asian
They're scoring too fast. fucking suspended markets
>>68452122
Was literally just gonna put edge -0.5 1st half and they scored
>>68452270
I was on that, such a relief that 5th
>>68452145
S..surely they'll score one more before HT.
small on -0.25 fh
TRIPLE NIGGERS IT'S 80 MIN PLAY AAAH I DIDN'T FUCKING NOTICE
>>68452329
Thank you magical toothpaste. :)
>i didn't bankroll -0.5 fh from 4-0
Hahaha this is a great game
Also edge to win the second half @1.20 isn't bad
>>68452371
permasuspended markets
lads my stomach hurts, I think I might have eternal bleeding ;_;
>>68452429
Jesus Christ that sounds horrific
>>68452429
I was constipated the other day, just eat loads of fiber or laxatives and enjoy your poo.
Unless it's full of blood then go the doctors.
>>68452456
is yuo a doktor?
Edgeworth O3.5 goals 2nd half - small
Edgeworth -2 AH - marge
South Melbourne red card. Over 30 minutes to go in the match vs Bentleigh Greens. SM have imploded. BG should nab at least one more
Vote IN was @1.6 last night.
Explain why you didn't put all your savings on.
30 minutes to score four goals, they'll do it right
>>68452560
Well you weren't wrong
>>68452561
Because leave is winning
888888
Anyone else watching the Bentleigh Grens v S.Melbourne match? Based hass tipped in play and now bentliegh greens are just laying down the pain
gonna made £14 into £25
ALSO on bentleigh -0.5 LARGE.
Could do with some leakee Euan tips tbf.
>>68452635
seconding this
please leaky euans cheeky tips
Need goals from edge pls
9999999999
2 more come on bitches!
>going on Hass' tips after he blatantly stole mine
pmsl
>>68452682
Need 2 as well
>8 tips
WTB A FUCKING EDGEWORTH JERSEY
>>68452729
>>68452682
1 more goal :DDD
Bookies wouldn't give me action on the Queen dying this year pmsl
Bentlee greens thank you
looooooooooooool bentleigh 4-0 and edgeworth 11
FUCK I LOVE LIFE ATM NIGGERs
small on -12 euro handi
>>68452711
I thought your shit was paid?
>>68452799
Yeah, Hass paid for it.
>>68452805
kek
How's life without social media, Hass?
>missing all these WORLD tips from the groups only because of your paranoia
Tears buddy, you can reactivate it, won't do a thing :) Promise.
>>68452849
>He isn't in the whatsapp group
Austria win to nil
POR/ICE = Draw/Away Win
>>68452887
deal me in to the whatsapp group
>>68452887
I suppose FB is quite a neccesary thing for a normalfag like you with normalfag friends.
Why are you shitskins do dumb and think you won't be doxxed if you LEAK tips from people who put hard work and effort into the research?
Pay the price of being without Tinder and these precious groups now :)
tears!
>>68452912
>He doesn't know about the secret tinder chat
>>68452912
Simmer down
>>68452907
>he rates iceland
tears!!
bentleigh 5 when
>>68452912
How are the shifts in the office lid?
>>68452912
As long as I have Euan I'll be a okay pal, thanks for the concern though <3
>>68452962
Friendly reminder that you have literally MISSED some very WORLD tips these days.
Friendly reminder that you WON'T be using Tinder any time soon, unless you want to explain the girls why you are using a fake FB account.
Tears!
>>68452958
Pretty nice desu xx
>>68452962
Are you Me Gusta Hass?
>>68452993
PLEASE have some rumpy-pumpy, lad
>>68453001
Nah, he's another LEAKER but I am working on the case. Made some progress lately, hope to crack it soon desu. He made two mistakes when leaking tips some week ago.
Is this Euan's FREE competitor?
>>68453020
Why do you care if I put a fiver on """""""your"""""""" lines?
>stay in the EU @1.62
someone please explain to me why this isn't a special stake
>>68453001
No don't see the point in being in PGA, Mackers hardly tips in Asia and I value my accounts.
Although I do share Me Gusta's love of South American birds
>>68453040
BECAUSE I PAID FOR IT YOU WORM
>>68453049
>Although I do share Me Gusta's love of South American birds
Shame you won't be getting any matches soon though :)
>>68453057
Forgot your flag lid
unsure of Albania's mental state
>>68453046
Worried about what the turnout will be like desu.
Usually older voters make up the bulk of electoral turnouts, and I don't feel as enough is being done to get the younger (who are more likely to vote remain) vote out.
Had to remind most my mates to register desu
>>68453124
Seems to be the usual obsessed cunty self.
>>68452949
Not really, but Draw/Iceland HT/FT is at 19.00 - as we've already seen this Euro's teams are setting up ultra-defensive in the hopes of nicking a point or a rando-win. Chances are it will be a low-score game, with a single goal in the second half. So then you're just betting on POR or ICE, and I'd rather have ICE at 19 than POR at 3.75.
>>68453124
this tbqh, it's plain to see that he isn't getting enough vitamin d
>>68453132
i find it so odd that younger voters want to vote in, what with them hating banks - who also want to stay in.
assuming they vote labour, they need to do research (juve). their leader corbyn has been against the eu for 30 plus years. he lost his balls, because his own party would overthrow him if he stuck to his principles.
labour and democracy? no chance.
>>68453046
Remain should still win and think 1.62 is too high but it's going to be close, a rainy day will push away younger voters
>>68453214
I promised an EU write up but I've gotten nowhere so far.
What would you say are the main factors people are considering over whether to remain or leave?
Trade, immigration, security, and of course, sovereignty right?
Those will be the factors I'll discuss I think.
There's been several independent reviews undertaken to examine our relationship with the EU, and I think they'd be worth going over if you aren't sure, or even if you are. Will link a journal article or two in a sec
And jani this is on topic, we are discussing whether betting on the EU referendum is advisable or not.
>>68453022
£13.99pm
>>68453312
You're utterly clueless.
>>68453312
What course are you studying lid?
>7 goals in the first half, 4:3
>not a single fucking goal the entire second half
Vietfuckingshits.
>>68453351
Great argument there pal.
>>68453354
Doing a bsc in politics pmsl
It's not gambling when you always win. I know more than the bookies, they're just sheep. I am enlightened and use my superior mind to routinely outsmart them. I have more than $5000 in accounts across different countries, sites, and passports. I'm like a wolf, the wolf of bet365. I OWN the streets, the books, and hold all the cards. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. If you think you can outsmart me, think again, bucko.
No, I'm not addicted, gambling isn't addictive. I am just making money, like any man. If only peasants like you could understand my genius
>>68453312
I honestly can not believe people are naive enough to assume they actually have a say in this. There are no democratic decisions on this issue, the EU will not allow it. When Juncker openly says shit like "There can be no democratic choice against the European treaties" how can you still think this won't be rigged af?
>>68453312
Look up the review of EU competencies, undertaken by our government of course, but they haven't drawn up many conclusions - its mostly just facts and figures.
There are several bodies who have in turn taken that evidence and performed their own analysis. One that's quite readable is by the Centre of European Studies and of course you can argue there's a bias there, but it's just presented the facts for you, and you can agree or disagree with the conclusions.
https://www.ceps.eu/system/files/Britain’s%20Future%20in%20Europe_0.pdf
>>68453441
Think you're taking that quote out of context friend.
>>68453149
Are you, retarded at all? Iceland have absolutely no chance whatsoever against Portugal. It's going to be 1-0 as Portugal are saving their best side
Anyone else voting LEAVE so Hass gets deported PMSL
>>68453550
This.
PMSL. Can't wait myself desu
>>68453550
LOVE this gimmick
FFS. First tip on the Kraut account and I have to void it.
Under 2.5 on Austria and Portugal, or over 1.5?
>>68453610
large on unders
>>68453609
Or should I leave it now that Tampines have missed the pen? Just want to settle it properly
>Euan's face when his tips get leaked to /bet/ on a daily basis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NofkWBp1LFA
>>68453639
Line is there, would leave it.
>>68453522
>Think you're taking that quote out of context friend.
Yes, but I don't think it matters much, because it still shows their flawed idea of democratic decisions, just like they consistently demand re-votes on issues when the result of the first vote doesn't suit them.
>Wawrinka
fuck off already
>>68453609
thanks for the tip
>>68453691
Avoid him like a plague. The most inconsistent player ever.
>>68453312
what the fuck do we need an eu army for?
yes, there are too many people coming here. how people refute that, i do not know. why does nobody cry at canada, the us and australia for their immigration policies?
the eu has no trade deal with the us, india, or canada. with two of those being commonwealth countries, we could do it easily by ourselves. if hillary clinton wants to follow obama and put us to the back of the queue, then she's stupider than i thought. would obama want open borders with mexico? i think not.
why is that citizens of commonwealth countries have it so hard when it comes to entering the uk, and people from eu countries with no ties to us (some do of course) get in so easily?
do you remember arnis zalkalns? convicted of murder in his own country. came to the uk and murdered again.
we prop up former soviet countries. the euro will collapse again, and we'll have to bail it out. again.
the eu is not democratic - they have a set of actions, written into law, which if violated, it can enforce criminal prosecution.
which includes:
Public approval or denial of any other act of genocide
the turkish government publically deny the armenian genocide. the eu wants turkey to become an eu member.
in the late 90s, we were implored by british 'experts' to join the euro. imagine if we had. the still wants us to join, and will do what they like to make it so. they write the rules, and make countries vote again on things until it gets the 'right' outcome (denmark, ireland and greece).
and they secretly held off a proposal for 1 million turks to have visa-free eu travel until after the referendum.
and yes, it would be great for the uk to write its own laws, and not be overruled by the unelected eu commission.
democracy? never.
no, the eu won't stop trading with us if we leave. for them to impose tariffs would be economic suicide. bmw, vag and mercedes to stop uk trade? yeah, no.
i'll enjoy my ban.
>>68453790
subscribed
Where's the best place in London to watch the footer on Thursday lid?
>>68453790
imagine being this much of a sperg
>>68453790
>the EU has no trade deals with us
Are you retarded? 35% of our ENTIRE trade is with the EU, we are heavily subsidised by the EU in many sectors and EU member states are forced to trade with each other before going elsewhere
>yes, there are too many people coming here
There really aren't, this is typical Jo Benefits talks crying about immigrants taking his job whilst he spends his JSA at the pub.
>>68453790
I am voting leave it's an easy choice, if the powers that be all want you to do something, do the opposite. We will make new trade deals and de facto be in Europe. Centralised super states are not a good thing.
>>68453790
>we prop up former soviet countries. the euro will collapse again, and we'll have to bail it out. again.
Not true. We are not forced to bail out countries in the Eurozone and have not been forced to do so with Greece etc
How do you verify your bets in the Tube? Just set up an account and out two bets up
I'm going to set up a TT just for tennis matches. How many of you would be interested?
>>68453970
Hope you do better than S_L_A_G_S kek.
>Euan's TT competition tips
Wew lid.
>>68453945
They'll only be verified (automatically) if you placed them before KO. If you're asking how to settle them, you go to My Account - Unsettled Bets and do it from there. Alternatively you can click on your tips, then on the button that says Not Settled
>waiting for Euan's worldie
>>68453984
No idea who that is. Sounds like a melt.
Give me a follow at TennisTipster lids
>>68454015
>nigga don't know about SLAGS
How new r u?
Hopefully I haven't fucked this up, but I've done a bit of research and this should come in.
>>68453881
sorry, i meant THE us.
i'm not on benefits, and have no need to complain about people (uk or eu citizens) coming after my job.
>>68453550
Voting leave will just mean more people like Hass coming over instead of EU citizens, you mong.
Posted my first tip lids. It's Karlovic to win. When picking the winner it won't let me pick Karlovic. Just says shit about 1/1
>>68454015
>Give me a follow at TennisTipster lids
Can't find you
>>68454106
1.66 odds are for Karlovic win + 1st set win
It's 1.40 on 365 for only the win
>>68453970
>1.66
where mate? its 1.44 everywhere
>>68454138
How do I edit this on tt? Can I delete the tip?
>>68453790
>why is that citizens of commonwealth countries have it so hard when it comes to entering the uk, and people from eu countries with no ties to us (some do of course) get in so easily?
t. Rasheed
The commonwealth countries are full of people that should never be allowed to come here.
>false price
checked oddschecker immediately and this price was not available on any sites
yawn
>>68454155
Nah, I guess you can void it if you made a mistake
>>68454155
Void the tip on TT and post another one
>>68454162
It's the right price, he just took the wrong market
>>68454139
Got it wrong m8, hang on. Getting use to the app.
good start tennislad
also
>tipping 1.4s
>>68454160
i'm white, friend.
>>68454178
>>68454168
How lads.
>>68454162
Relax buddy. Just started the account.
>>68454228
Can't tell if this is ironic.
>>68454245
Settle it as void as I explained here >>68454001
>>68454245
Make a comment with @big_al and ask him to void the bet. You cannot do it yourself when it's verified odds
>>68454084
Portugal won't score 3 goals lol
>>68454276
>>68454282
Thanks lads. Should be sorted out soon.
>>68454084
nice stake
personally on over 2 in Austria Hungary game tbqh
Appreciate the follows on the tennis account lads. Hope we can get our first win.
>>68454084
>>68454335
Fight
>>68454335
I wanted to stay safe as it's a large bet, 2.5 MIGHT happen but seeing how the Euros are going right now with hardly any goals I want to stay safe
