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Goodnight lads.
Tell you what lads, it ain't easy being a player in south America
Saying goodnight to one with an intimate call, now have to wake up at 6 to video chat another ffs
Rest easy lads xx
>>68482943
South American girls are boring as fuck mate
>>68483092
Not at all
If Argentina doesn't get anymore corners I hope we start a greater Falklands expansion
>>68483444
I cant believe you took corners in the game, theyre were just passing it around the middle.
>>68483512
>tfw I also took corners and my tinder app is not loading anymore of this girl's messages
Fuck this I'm going to bed
>>68483626
Great now I've posted my number on 4chan. Fuck tonight.
>>68482943
pmsl
>>68483512
The Chile game had my hopes up
Refuse to believe this game ends 3-0
>>68483853
tears
>>68483891
Still up, but have o3 that would be nice to come in
>>68484066
Same fella, had over 4 corners as well
>>68484100
>2 corners the entire game
absolute pissing
So I'm thinking Russia tomorrow under 2s should be safe. I don't know about betting against slovakians though. How do you feel about the bankers vs gypsies?
>>68485437
wouldn't be betting on Euros mate. very unpredictable so far.
I think Russia price is too short, if I had to make a bet it would probably be Slovak handis
good morning. slept over my Russia tip, feeling more sure than ever now
>>68486392
wtb
Slovakia corners handicap +1.25 @ 1.93
F-free money, r-right lads?
>>68486381
Slovak +0.5 is @1.65 right now, not that terrible desu
Having a right mare. Still getting use to TT. Tipped the wrong winner last night. Now tipped the right one. Now there's 2 tips up about the same match. NEED big al to void it like air.
Need a euan worldie to make everything right again
Italian fella on TT giving me a rollicking. Someone sort him out zzzzz
reposting the muggy, argentina came in & panama void, euro bets still open.
wtfb atm? aussie games?
I'm on Kasem Bundit University +0,25 atm, theyre behind & the better team
>tfw Ceres la Salle needs 5 more goals
Euro tip released. Everyone get #ON
>>68487704
and they're fucking 0-2 behind pmsl
>>68487706
on hands and knees for the 9
>>68487706
>>68487827
it's 9v11 PMSL
>>68487283
Yeah went to get on and I saw this so just wanted to tell you
>>68487853
Thanks mate. Big_al taking an eternity to take the other one down. Not sure how to void it myself.
Morning..
already missed Ceres, cbfa, migh aswell go back to bed or is anything interesting coming up?
is anyone on betmamba's red diamond's tip?
>Ceres corners nearly numbers Forza possession %
wew
>>68487751
such a strange tip that
>>68487897
Ceres was on a -9.5 at kick off my friendo.
99999999999 UP MUMS
COME ON YOU LITTLE NIPS ONE MORE
>>68487913
I see.
1010101010101010101010 UP GRANDMUMS
>Hass missing a winning LARGE tip and 2 mediums today because of his paranoia
Tears!
>>68487969
what's the link to the PGA group
>>68487978
http://www.pgadvice.com
>placing tiny bets on dogs to mug up a fresh 365
>can't stop winning
At this rate I'll be limited before another bubblegum worldie comes along pmsl.
>>68487987
nah, the FB one
>>68488033
How are you betting on them?
Dafc on bets after work, miss worldies while at work
Cbfa
>>68488084
Minutes spent reading form guides and staking TINY (0.1% bank) e/w on what I think is value.
Urawa DC doesn't look terrible
>>68488144
I'm on +0 fh
>>68488159
on -0 myself
>>68487969
>Being this obsessed
>>68488144
on SW, leggo
Solid medium on Jeonbuk SW at 1.9+
Suwon missing a number of key players throughout their team including first choice GK, top 2 goalscorers (1 Brazilian 12/7) and first choice defenders
>>68488140
Thanks I might get on it a bit considering this shit weather
>>68488209
1-0 x
>>68488209
fuck
De Bakker up a set. Good start lids.
What do you guys think about these?
#RUS 1:0 #SVK
#ROU 1:1 #SUI
#FRA 2:0 #ALB
>>68488294
#RUS 1:3 #SVK
#ROU 2:0 #SUI
#FRA 4:0 #ALB
>>68488294
Slovakia is out if they lose this game. They'll be drawing vs Russia at least.
>>68488294
>#RUS 1:0 #SVK
>#ROU 1:0 #SUI
>#FRA 2:0 #ALB
>>68488302
>going for the goals galore meme
is it socially acceptable to wear a replica england shirt in a pub when watching the match tomorrow?
over 3.5 on france v albania.
I know this is against all of the games in the euros so far but France this time around will have worked on their weaknesses first game and albania played really well against swiss and could of easily scored 2 or 3.
>>68488386
Encouraged
>>68488386
Sure
>>68488386
Have your surname on the back with the number 10 underneath
>>68488257
yes
>>68488294
eh
>>68488302
mhm
>>68488312
maybe
>>68488313
>
>>68488386
yes
>>68488392
no
>>68488418
haha
>>68488392
on win both halves
So are we all on the correct score acca for the fixed Euro matches which Sky Sports accidentally showed the results for last night?
Be UAC tonight
nice, managed to get a laugh out of croatia in one of his daily (you) charity givings
>>68488436
>Replies to everyone at the same time
>>68488436
Warming to this gimmick
>>68488482
tyb skysports
People are underestimating Albania. If it weren't for the red card, they would have had a chance of actually beating Switzerland. Switz played like fucking monkeys and I'm sure Albania won't lose by more than 1 tonight. They should NOT be underestimated.
>>68488514
This.
WHEN are urawa gonna score goals
missing arp
Just rebacked Urawa -0.25
>>68488662
THIS
Goffy's taken away his heart
>>68488945
What happened?
Shaking with rage at De Bakker. How the fuck can you lose against a player 200 places below you. 30% BP conversion. All in all I need a new keyboard.
>>68488945
It was beyond shit from the start desu, whoever ran it decided to suck up to tt members rather than take the piss that the account was meant to be for also should of been private for /bet/ users only
>>68489036
bankroll on acca
On Senior NTC women O5.5
>>68489049
6666
>>68489049
VOID THIS
Going with a small one on Russia and a bigger one on France.
>>68489036
>those attendance figures
>pdp holds 48712
>56992 for rom-swi
>france playing in marseille
>10k from full attendance
Small on next goal NTC women. @6.75
>>68489152
No speako dago
On Russia + Unders and France to win to nil @7.48
>>68489176
it's not that hard, m8, use deduction
RESULTado FINAL = IRL win
imp (bet)
7= 7 euros if IRL wins
>>68489218
Can not for the life of me work out what you're on. Speak English please.
>>68489231
WHERE is me gusta when you need him
>>68489231
pmsl
>>68489242
>>68489245
Popped it into Google translator. Something about paella.
It's not gambling when you always win. I know more than the bookies, they're just sheep. I am enlightened and use my superior mind to routinely outsmart them. I have more than $5000 in accounts across different countries, sites, and passports. I'm like a wolf, the wolf of bet365. I OWN the streets, the books, and hold all the cards. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. If you think you can outsmart me, think again, bucko.
No, I'm not addicted, gambling isn't addictive. I am just making money, like any man. If only peasants like you could understand my genius
>>68489281
Aussie """""""""banter""""""""""
bump
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
Nice Prince of Wales Stakes """Day""" England
Terrible card.
>R1) 3. Gifted Master & 21. Light Music
Stake appropriately with respect to price
>R3) 4. Always Smile
Only horse with respectable Ascot form, easily had the best rated run leading into this race, race profiled as one with good pace so she is advantaged. Ground by all reports is not as badly affected as yesterday so works in her favour racing on firmer footing.
A Shin Hikari runs in the Prince of Wales, he should win, but foreign horses who are favourite represent bad value. He's the only international invitee capable of challenging Winx for the Cox Plate this year.
>>68489411
kek
>>68489411
WILL NOT help you in your government survey
>>68489411
3.
collecting deposit bottles from trash containers to pay for food and cigarettes
>>68488514
Got 10 on X
>>68489411
>2 not winning
Someone pls leak euan tip, he's not sending me his Paypal info
Only thing I'll be betting large on the Slovakia game is O3.5 corners Slovakia.
two euro matches yesterday burned me so bad.
>>68489588
Albania is complete shite
corners<3
NEED these Euaniverse Euro tips to win. You here lad?
>>68489036
If Russia-Slovakia comes in might get sum dat dere correct scores
Keep the corners coming slovaks
Over 5 corners @2.7 is easy money
can't stop rebacking unders
>>68490136
where is that price you lying slug
2 corners TOO easy pmsl
>>68490136
Where are you getting them odds famalam
worried about Juveguy's standing on Euro tables
When was Albania last here? Getting worried as he hasnt messaged me or sent a follow request on tt.
>>68490351
hes locked in some french prison
>>68490232
>>68490252
Had it on bet, they could have fucked up someting
Where can I bet on corners? I have been using tipico so far.
>>68490420
Unibet
>>68490399
any chance that's first half corners?
>>68490420
You can use Tipico just fine. Bet365 is the best but keep in mind most bookies tax Germans a part of their winnings
>>68490527
Tipico doesn't offer offer the cards & fouls and number of corners options in Germany.
>>68490527
Yeah sorry mate, it was, I fucked up the first post
Left out fh.
Cashed it out already after the 3. for 72% anyway
>>68490613
welp that sucks
Maybe ask around on wettforum.info, not many germans in /bet/ nowadays
BOOOOOM SLOVAK STRONK
russia BTFO
DAC
>put a cheeky fiver on slovakia @3.4 before the game
wew lids
based
>>68489460
Just fucking put all your savings on a shin hikari in the 4:20. I've worked in this industry for 8 years and was talking to a few trainers at the races yesterday. This horse is a fucking machine. He literally will not be beaten. Just put money on him and take your small profit.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
S L O V A K I A
>>68490797
I've tested chins for 15 years lid, hope your right.
Just think slovakia were @ 3. aswell
SUICIDE
U
I
C
I
D
E
DAFC, needed 0-0 HT
HAHAHA FUCK OFF RUSSIA YOU ABSOLUTE MONGRELS
>slovak corner and goal
my cheeky slovak bets are coming home
H A M S I K
A
M
S
I
K
Seeing Russia go down and seeing Slovakia get corners. Can this day get any better
Is this thread ever ever right?
bookies are celebrating this euro thats for sure
>>68473108
Was guaranteed.
>>68491272
No they aren't.
hamSIK ;)
o2.5?
Bookies up insane
>De Bakker lost
Tennislad...
>only €75 on
incredibly easy money
>>68491612
DELETE THIS
>>68491612
they might give up now
>>68491612
Please delete.
>>68491595
No idea how that happened honestly.
See
>>68488966
Mutuals are saying Wales win 4-1 tomorrow lids, bankroll it
>>68491676
Think it's for the whole euros famalam
what's THE second half chaser bet for russia game
>>68491676
It's for the entire tournament lad, already won :^))
>>68491632
>>68491680
I'm sure you've got great pre-tournaments on as well, don't you??
>>68491717
backing under 2.5 small
>>68491717
I'm on o2.5 myself lid. Just seen to much jinxes the last days.
>>68490842
Plenty of Aussies up for the week. Good craic. I'll be very sore if this fucking Jap doesn't win
>>68491684
o- oh well
>>68491711
at least 1 more goal
>>68491717
>I'm sure you've got great pre-tournaments on as well, don't you??
But of course!
Nah seriously, the only bets I place for this Euro are the riskfree bets I get for all the Germany games.
>>68491612
>le aftertime man
>>68491745
>>68491778
oh boy
Asia SO SO easy. Absolutely smashing it, 5% ROI this year.
>>68491612
Id still say its dodgy, the most dangerous of leads
>>68491868
tears
>>68491821
Posted my bets before the tournament started lad, not my fault you didn't get on
>>68491880
m8 it's for the entire tournament, these two goals plus the goal against Wales means it's already in
>>68491868
What happened to the blogabet lid?
>>68491915
subscribed
>>68491957
Cheers m8, will keep you posted. Group F bets looking dire right about now
>>68490305
need him to take a long hard look at himself and his life choices
>>68491915
Oh wow mate didnt see that bit, great bet. I just took Slovakia -1 corners at 2.05
>>68491995
Coming back here after years again, it's nice to see an old trip still around. Subbed friend
>russia haven't conceded more than 1 goal in the last 24 games
After the Portugal disaster from yesterday this is even dumber.
Bookies having a field day.
Raonic bet coming in lads!!!!
>>68492125
>bookies didnt know this
deserve to lose every penny
Mark Lawrenson is fucking dreadful
>>68492161
I like him
betfair trader having a mare
is there going to be another goal on the russia game ?
RAOOOOOOOONIC
hindsight's a bitch
a cruel fucking bitch
Dread to think how much BritTurk has on AIK-Flora Tallin friendly game.
>>68492288
YES LAD HE CAME TO
Also up a huge amount with these slovak corners
>Slovakia getting me in the green
Waiting for Kairat goals
>>68492358
>nigella posting
I like this, please continue
>>68491939
Nothing, tipping is -EV but might tip every now and then.
>>68491893
Tears baddy!
>>68492358
Needed that win so much
more slovak corners when, want some more counters
>>68492415
> tipping is -EV
Unless you're as successful as Euan and can go paid
Just got home from work. Wtb?
Does Euan going paid mean he won't post any pseudo-tips on here?
>>68492499
none to be had now, save money
>>68492460
33 followers x 10£ = 330£.
660£ at best if he charges 20£ per month but he WILL lose followers at such a price.
Zzzzzzzz not worth the hassle.
Robert Mak will be made up with this scoreline
>>68492430
Waiting on our stevie j now
>>68492395
NEED another goal
>>68492358
Glad to hear it after the argentina fiasco you had
Lads I've won 3/5 tips. But it only shows 2 tips on my yield and profit.
Akademia-Hts Dzerzhinsk -0.75 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (3-0)
Posted in my Blogabet as well.
SIMPLY wins desu
>>68492623
TT hasn't been settling all my bets either
Stop giving the fucking ball away so easily Slovakia ffs.
LARGE stake on AIK to score more goals in 2nd HALF.
Thank me when this wins. BT approved (c)
Albania coming out of the woodwork now Euan's left PMSL
ARP ded?
>>68492779
:(
REALLY need him to resume his work desu, he was doing a good job.
>>68492751
PMSL
>>68492779
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>68492641
44444444444444
HUP HUP
>>68492598
Hahaha don't even get me started lad, had -2.5 Argentina as well so still made a little profit
Also anyone else just have the heavens burst above them? Bouncing down here with a few rumbles of thunder.
let the sweat begin
>>68492641
where can I follow this?
NEED a Russian goal
>>68492922
tipstertube eastconnect
>>68492879
Was raining here last night and all morning
>>68492922
eastconnect.blogabet.com
>>68493037
>>68492963
>-29.38% Yield
>-37.5% Win Ratio
>-23.5 Profit
tears
please just get it up the other end of the pitch
>>68492363
DAC
NEED FRANCE 4-1
>>68493083
>>68492963
>>68492922
You got me, lel.
Sweaty beyond, please hold Slovakia
2 more corners pls
>>68492985
Think this is the rain that we got told was going to ruin the sun last week, it's nice though it isn't sweaty around here anymore
Lads, how high is your sex drive?
If I am with my gf I wanna fuck her all day and when alone I will masturbate 2-3 times per day.
How often do you guys do these things?
>4 goals in 1st half
>0 in 2nd
reee
>>68493340
Damn nigga. Once a day wank. When I'm with a bird probably 2 rounds and I'm done.
fuck
>>68493375
C R I N G E
That last corner got me £25. Sweat over
>>68493340
About the same
>>68493340
Know this pain too well
So how much did you guys lose on this one
Who's /bankrolling A Shin Hikari/ here?
>>68493340
Lost it completely for sex, can have a high sex drive and want to fuck someone but as soon as I've cum I no longer want to have sex with them.
To be honest, I prefer shaving my balls and just playing with them over wanking
>>68493340
Pretty non existant. I work 60+ hours a week and I just have no motovation for it any more.
Looking for a new job so maybe.
guy just landed 150 on TT
>>68493456
Didn't bet but would of gone Slovakia + unders
The Dutch muggy acca LIVES
>>68493413
Why
>>68493456
£2 on a correct score bet, but made £86 on over 1.5 and over 2.5
>>68493456
1 void, so nothing
>>68493456
£15
>>68493481
>To be honest, I prefer shaving my balls and just playing with them over wanking
wew
>>68493456
I cashed out my Slovakia to have most corners when they were up 5-1 so none
Euan worth paying for?
>>68493456
165 € U2.5
>>68493564
Nope
>>68493564
pmsl no
>>68493564
if you have an unlimitable fonbet
>>68493456
NONE. Slovakia was never going to lose this game. Played safe on the corner market.
>>68493662
How to into the corner market?
guys why is suddenly the coef. for Swizz have raised from 1.90 up to 2.50?
>>68493690
Its complete lotto
>>68493704
Because Switzerland is shit and can't score unless the other team actively fucks up.
I bet on under 2.5, just hope Romania doesn't show up. I forgot how shit our defense is.
>>68493690
People will say it's lotto shite, but you can make VERY educated guesses by looking at motivation + corner average + playstyle.
>>68493704
Albanians fixed the match in order to favor their nation :)
>>68493704
No fuckin clue but I'm putting a tenner on them
>>68493742
so its not some change in the squad, ive read that Shaqiri said he could switch to playing for Kosovo so maybe wouldnt play for this game.
waiting for that strogino 3
>>68492354
>>68492713
>LARGE stake on AIK to score more goals in 2nd HALF.
Still 0-0.
/eurobet/ is SHITE though, hope you mugs accas can come in later!
tears
>>68493786
Shaqiri and all traitors can fuck off desu.
Before you start throwing money on Switzerland, let me warn you that this is Romania's last chance to get something out of the Euro's, so I expect them to do nothing less but a draw.
>>68493819
on 2nd half most goals 2bh
>>68493797
3333333
>>68493856
>last chance
>will be on the same level as Albania with the same GD
lay a shin hikari 2bh.
>>68493955
You can take my word for it. Switzerland will NOT win this game.
>>68493956
MADman
FUMING. someone took my #1 rank
>>68492641
55555555555555
UAFC
>>68493985
I've got switzerland or draw as a small, all my bigs are on over 1.5
theres got to be that one game, one game, that will go over 5.5 goals in this euro, every major competition have at least one
>>68493744
Thanks for the insight anon
LARGE stake AIK to win the game vs Flora Tallin.
>>68494081
There's no team good enough and no team shit enough. Best we could have had was Portugal with over 2.5, but they bottled that
So bet who will win tomorrow?
The Lannisters or House Targaryen?
Kairat goal WHEN?
DAFC
A
F
C
>>68494087
nah, gonna be a draw
>>68493997
a uac madman, however.
>japanese jockeys
not even once.
would like to hire Albania to doxx scommesse79
If you LOVE money, put it on Romania over 3.5 corners (SUPER SAFE) or over 4.5 (a little bit riskier but still safe).
3.5 = 1.48
4.5 = 2.08
>>68494131
Game of Thrones is bent la
feel sick
>>68494212
tipping this for the comp. better be rigth
>>68494225
favourites lose more than they win.
>>68494239
tip the over 4.5 for 10/10
>>68494212
where are you getting those odds?
>>68494156
11111111 there it is
>>68494258
Unibet
>>68483626
Nice number lad but maybe you shouldn't be Tinder posting in a thread not made for Tinder posting.
What's your correct score on this one guys?
>tfw warned :(
>>68494351
PMSL this is such a common bot
>>68483626
It's a bot
Hello test
>>68494351
She is looking for a hook up so that means shes a hooker, I have no respect for hookers.
>>68494112
Maybe France-Albania, I am going to support that bet since I took Payet the best assistant at 25 and I am shaking.
LADS, how is Euan's paid service going?
Has he tipped anything else yet?
italy u20 over 7.5 points @1.8 is value.they're already at 7,guarantee they get a penalty at the very least in the next 20 minutes
>>68494395
Pay £5 to find out
>>68494212
waiting
aik to win 4-0
What's the correct score?
>>68494448
Nice, I personally went medium on Romania DNB and marge on O3.5
What happens if a match gets cancelled or never happens on TT. Wawrinka/Paire just dropped out of the doubles. So murray/Soares play someone else.
>third
i give up with this stupid competition
>>68494533
third still pays
>>68494351
Yet ANOTHER face to add to my faces of /bet/ collection
>>68494581
yeah but someone's just going to fluke out again soon and i'm out
>>68494583
HOW???
>>68494583
Here's a updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
>>68494612
Number must be linked to his Facebook hahahaha
Who is gonna step up and become the new face of /bet/ now that Euan has left us?
>>68494583
Me on the left
>>68494615
>1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
You're next.
>>68494600
unless you fluke out again
CORRECT SCORE????
>>68494705
i was recommended to be conservative. might go for a cheeky correct score for the france game
>>68494615
valérie pour queen
Switzerland looked like shit vs Albania and Romania looked great vs France.
It's too unpredictable but I don't think Romania is going to lose.
>>68494583
amazing
>>68494615
>More faces added to the faces of /bet/
Agree on this. Start by posting yours, I will follow you :)
Large on Zimbabwe o2.5?
>>68494583
S T U A R T
>>68494583
Both of these look like green party voters, are there no alphas in /bet/ besides Euan??
Game's STARTING
>>68494739
i wanna fugg Imke courtois more badly, if i had to pick
>>68494824
From his Twitter he seems like a staunch Labour voter lid. But would agree on the lack of alphas on /bet/
>>68494397
hup,
SUCH a character pmsl
>>68494846
i wanna hate fuck her, but she'll never be my queen
>>68494871
>labour
just as bad
link twitter please
>implying taking down the bourgeoisie on the hard left isn't Alpha
is inplay2g worth following?
his stats are insane but how easy is it to get on his bets?
PMSL STUART YOU ARE AN UTTER MELT
TAKE DOWN YOUR REFUGEES WELCOME POSTER AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF /bet/
LITERALLY LEE BIRKWOOD TIER
>>68494631
Tennistipster
Got a free fiver from 365, what should I throw it on?
Thinking Wales @7.50
>AIK missed penalty
FUMING
>>68494992
He's definitely voting to remain, using the funds he gets to build a new cuck shed
>>68495035
Albaniaaaa
3/3 today, surreal.
Should charge greasy fivers like Euan and donate them to autism awareness non-profit organizations, PMSL.
>>68494824
trip on Euan
PMSL
how all of u in your sane mind have put bets on Romania
>albanian team playing
xif?
>>68495035
Told you it was a bad bet
HUP x
stancu very much
>>68495237
(you)
Can't see Romania getting many corners whilst they're one up
LOVELY fix desu
NIGE FOR STEVE JOHNSON
Just took a MASSIVE shit, my asshole feels loose as fuck and the sensation was overwhelming and made my toes tingle. Is this how anal feels?
>>68495943
Yeah m8
>>68495915
I remember watching this when I was younger
Those fucking tits man
>>68495943
>asshole
Why knock you clean out if you said this to me in real life.
Just like every fucking match so far, it's going to be 1-1
ref not fucking around with the cards
>>68496043
13 matches completed so far in Euro2016 and only three have ended 1-1
>>68495943
UPDATE: Had to flush twice to get rid of it all pmsl
>>68496021
Take down your Nick Goff poster.
Can someone tell me the score for the NK Domzale game please. On the train and nothing is loading with wifi
Early goals in all games I wanted to bet on, cba anymore.
>>68496204
PMSL
>>68496270
1-1 at the moment chap
>>68496341
fucking thank you, dunno why i can post here but no score site is loading.
Got it as over 1.5 on my acca
I put all my eggs in the Switzerland basket, how fucked am I
>juveguy down to 3rd in the competition
Excellent
>>68496466
unless you went for a draw no bet or double chance, as fucked as belgium in WW2
>>68496468
would you to kys
Vultures
>>68496528
why?
>>68496559
it's what happens when you actually win bets, you wouldn't know
>>68496559
Because Jews
>>68496613
rekt.
>>68496613
they deserve it then
>>68496528
Congrats!
Just a get a new Betfair.
need a goal in Haka - Honka and Swa - Mad
STEVIE J
pmsl got on rosengard, sarpsborg and linkopings slags fh handis, all probably coming in. only thing i end up tipping looks like it loses. not gonna bother anymore
>>68497066
Love your blog pal. Keep it up
>>68497241
Shut up Stuart.
>>68495915
Steve NEEDS to win
STEVE JOHNSON WOOOOOON
I'M SUCH A FUCKING JUDGE. ODDS OF 2.5 ON THAT.
>>68494778
In lids
FFS BIG_AL still hasn't voided the tip that I got wrong. Now I have 2 tips from the same match.
>>68497355
>he can't identify a Stuart post
Can only Big_al void bets?
>>68497409
Rebacked when he was a set down and got @5
need romania to get 2 more corners PLS
>>68497555
Write him an inbox
Things I would say if I wasn't on switz dnb @2.8 from 1-0:
1) Noooooo
2) Why am I such a muggy little cunt
3) Brb killing myself
>>68497588
2 wins now over evens odds. Verdasco wins and it's 3.
Fuck De Bakker and Anderson.
>>68497604
can you put 10NOKS on Giroud scoring for me
>>68497589
Need some gypsy corners as well
what do you lads think he's on?
>>68497760
mdma.
>>68497760
It's finished. It would have been overs from 2-2 probably
>shaqiri
>>68497714
Gotcha f a m
Also what's THE bet for france?
>>68497885
How you doing boss?
>>68497844
ah, never mind then. anyway i've figured out how to glitch TT to see paid tipsters on the #ON section. will post more up if anyone cares what the elites are on
>>68497749
dont see it happening m8
>>68497930
Pretty good. No real complaints. You?
>>68497967
Why dont you check to see if I'm right? How do you do it anyway?
>>68497907
thank you. i'll give you a paid tip for free
>>68497809
Good post this.
>>68497907
Not much value to be had in that game, -1.5 for France maybe?
>>68498015
nah i can't see the tip. just the match, odds and how many people are on.
>just
>>68497982
Neither do I lad, maybe if they hadn't of gotten that first goal
>>68498012
Same m8
>>68498073
no hablo espanol pepe
>>68498196
I HATE YOU
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/elho.mp4
Can trips post on the 4chan clover app?
>>68498249
Not even me this time lmao
NEED credit for this gimmick
>>68498151
DAT 4th ROMANIA CORNER #dutchmuggy
>>68498249
chips and egg por favor manuel
>>68498363
ONE MORE PLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS CMONNNNNNNN
ONE MORE GYPSEY CORNER PLS
>>68498249
I'll have a Cazon en adobo Alejandro
>>68498249
siiii
can i have one of them fake watches please jamal
Under 2.5 is still THE bet of the euros
think i've figured something out with the Euros. gonna stick with my model
>>68498698
You're such a slug.
Big_al not coming online to void stuff for me Zzzzzzzz
Pretty annoyed o2 and both halves u1.5 no didn't come in
>>68498698
Think you need to drop this character now, it became very dull at this point.
>>68498698
Under 3.5 on every single match?
Anyone got a PERFECT way to cook scrambled eggs?
Always end up overcooking them or making them too runny.
>>68498927
nah, this
>>68498942
3 eggs.
Pinch of salt.
Half a glass of milk.
Grate some cheese on top.
Mix and thank me later.
>>68498942
cook them in the microwave, +evs
>>68498942
Gordon ramsay has a nice video on youtube
>>68499020
do NOT do this
https://tipstertube.com/post/66599
SUCH a FRAUD. Reported.
>>68499020
this.
>>68499039
why? its much healthier
>>68499068
Tastes disgusting. Make quality ones using a bit of oil and onions.
>>68498984
Proper way
>>68499068
fuck microwaves
>>68499138
>>68499068
No washing up
>>68499130
>i eat for the taste
>>68499041
>implying i check the site of the tip im posting on and not just click the best odds on the scroller
i saw a hospital programme where a girl (18 or so) cooked an egg in a microwave, and stood right by it.
her face was crispy, as you would expect, kek.
This is proper
>>68499228
what
>>68499041
Hi Albania pal. I went paid so followers accounts dont get chinned. Will offer you the rest of this month free if you you work on doxxing any leakers x
>>68499197
It's kinda clever what you are trying to do to earn that 600e prize, but good luck with it!
I will be watching ALL your tips closely from now on, DO NOT TRY to fraud with odds anymore on stuck random bubblegum bookmakers ;)
PMSL
>>68499302
microwave's door burst open from the pressure, boiling hot egg on her face.
lots of skin graft needed.
>>68499353
How are you going to know who is leaking? I can imagine you just deciding you know who it is then kicking them out without any evidence.
>>68499372
not warming to this gimmick
wish i was really good at gambling and had loads of money
>>68499415
oh, she put the egg with the shell still on in the microwave?
>>68499353
Cool, accept my follow request pal.
xoxo
>>68499437
Fraudulent activity like this, continuous act from your side, is NOT to be tolerated on this website or it will give TT a bad reputation among the betting community. Waiting an EXEMPLARY punishment.
>>68499456
yes lad.
>>68499423
I already have everyone's emails, names and facebooks. I guess I'll just start with the greasiest and work my way down
>removed tip
PMSL, change your name to Fraudguy
>>68499543
yes, i removed it after you pointed out it was wrong. worried about the mental state of albania
>>68499507
Not making me want to sign up here m8
whats the euro bet? O2.5 goals?
>>68499560
You removed it because you got EXPOSED.
Good luck in the future with these value non-existent odds in random bookmakers ;)
Will be reporting every SINGLE one of them with proof of fraud.
>>68499507
How'd you get everyone's names and Facebooks, just from payment email? Or you made it MANDATORY to provide real name and Facebook along payment? lel
think /bet/ can only turn +ve after albania and his greasy doxxing gets removed
>>68499507
>implying I have facebook
pmsl
also this >>68499607
been leaning towards signing up but kinda scared youre gonna send albanias dox squad after me if you get it in your head its me leaking tips
>>68499642
Just wrote to Big_Al and another moderator. I will NOT tolerate LEAKING of tips and fraud.
>Hello,
Please take a close look into https://tipstertube.com/profile/juveguy
He tipped France -0.5 AH corners at verified odds at Tonybet, I went to website and the handicap is -3.5, never was -0.5!
I reported the tip but he LITERALLY removed it after being exposed.
Please take care of this fraudulent activity, it gives TT a bad reputation.
Thank you and good luck!
Good luck with that prize now, PMSL.
>>68499607
Not really bothered. Do you think I care about the money? It's you who misses out
>>68499638
Just the payment emails.
>>68499726
>not bothered about the money
>goes paid
are you autistic
>>68499751
He donates the money to charity.
>>68499720
you are a fraud, faggot.
>>68499751
Nah he has a point about it protecting the prices and the accounts of those following but it is silly to do this and then dox your followers. Might as well just not tip and all and keep the info for yourself.
>>68499780
Hopefully an aspergers charity so you can get some help.
>>68499798
FUMING, pmsl.
>>68499720
starting to get the feeling that you have a chromosome 21 trisomy
>>68499751
zzz I explained why in the blog.
Albania literally 6 years behind the times
>>68499850
F R A U D
R
A
U
D
>>68499720
Please have sex with a wood chipper.
>>68499838
you'll be fine.
>tfw albania IS euan
:^)
who homemade pitta bread pizzas here?
>>68499921
:^)
>>68497409
Nice one.
>>68499851
Why not just charge £5 a month then?
>>68499720
Donate your extra chromosome to charity
pmsl @ Stuart
>>68500024
That would be undervaluing myself. Why cry about a £5 difference when you will make 100x that amount?
>>68499851
Have you tipped a winner yet PMSL
>>68500072
you scots are shrewd, i will give you that.
nice whisky too.
>>68500072
Why would you cry about 5 pound if you don't care about the money zzzzzzz
Should I link this thread to TT and show the posts about Euan doxxing all his followers?
>>68500135
yes, getting too big for his own boots
>>68500135
Should get Albania banned instead
>>68500135
You are going to get doxxed if you do
was really going to pay for Ians tips but after his posts today I'm really not sure
>>68500135
No. We need to report him to HMRC for not declaring income. His income from being a tipster is taxable, and he doesn't declare it he is breaking the law.
>>68500072
I would imagine your followers would value their privacy regardless of how much they pay you so threatening to dox at random because of you have a leak is very poor form especially since you have pointed out you don't care about the money and the leak is probably only giving a handful more people access to the tip meaning it will have little difference on the prices or the likelihood of accounts getting limited.
SO SO close to doxxing SP
>>68500135
Pmsl
>>68500072
turn it in, you've spent the last year trying to build a following and get paid for it.
>>68500221
pmsl
http://nl.soccerway.com/matches/2014/11/14/world/friendlies/france/albania/1665139/
SMALL on Albana most corners @9.
>>68500221
Doesnt it have to be over a certain amount though?
>>68500236
wish you the best of luck familia xo
State of Bilic's hair
>>68500236
Already have his name, need to extract more info before I can release his doxx.
>>68500279
Yeah but he'll break it
>/bet/ gets upset at the idea of being unable to leech
Colour me surprised
>>68500314
He looks like he has just had a hair transplant.
>>68500315
>already have his name
I should hope so considering you are him.
>>68500262
Not a single outfield player starts for France from the starting team that drew 1-1 with Albania 18mths ago.
>>68500262
i was gonna bank roll france
>>68500315
Whose SP?
>>68500340
Don't have a bet365 to leech and you're not worth paying for asia. Bubblegum bitch
Hass so SO shrewd.
I nominate him as the new face of /bet/.
>>68500340
Seething tbqh. You're not wrong. Legendary nights where had right here.
>>68500340
No /bet/ gets upset at you charging money only to get doxxed and kicked out when they are potentially completely innocent.
If you don't understand that then you really are a massive cunt.
>>68500363
Albania
>>68500437
Yeah that was a pretty dick move. Doubt Euan would really do that though. Doesn't have enough Albanian blood in him
>>68500444
S-so he's doxxing himself?
Stan Collymore with english hooligans haha
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1djGXwbMNXVKZ
>>68500340
I just dislike you and cannot pass up the chance to have you paying your entire years profits in a fine.
>>68500396
>>68500437
I bet you are fun at parties
>>68500496
pmsl "it's kicking off" "massive english firm"
>wanna know why they call me Stanley?
>pulls out knife
>>68500496
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
WERE ENGLAND AND WAAAAALES
FUCK OFF RUSSIA
WERE ENGLAND AND WALES
>>68500496
Tournaments are so much better when England firms turn up aren't they?
My names Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round like bunnies
I'm likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
Law abiding and all, all legal.
And who cares about my liver when it feels good
Wwhat you need is some real manhood.
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads lets have another fight
Praying for France o1.5
>>68500569
>I bet you are fun at parties
Says the guy doxxing people giving him money.
Bet your mates think you're a right laugh.
>>68500496
>crutches and one of those protective shoe things
absolutely pmsl
>>68500505
Kind of dull this gimmick so I'll end it now:
>The standard Personal Allowance is £11,000, which is the amount of income you don’t have to pay tax on.
>>68500794
Dont recall doxxing anyone yet.
Anyway, I'm away to enjoy the football :)
Euan surreal
haha collymore shouting you were throwing bottles at that Russian
pmsl no idea why I followed Euan zzzz
>>68500947
if 100 people pay you a tenner a month you will break the allowance. already at 36 :^)
Should be getting on the Hibs slags + rather than Glasgow handi. Really is a shit tip from Euan.
>>68500714
Not gonna happen, 25 minutes in and no shit on target
Quiet lad, this French winger. Goes home and talks about politics with his family after games apparently. They call it the House Of Comans.
>people fell for the overs meme
these Euros are a borefest
>>68501805
Thanks Nick
>>68501840
You bitch so much for someone who makes no money. I'm glad that you're poor.
>>68501805
Fiery lad, this French winger. Apparently a fireman in his spare time.
Martial is awful
regretting this France -1,5 bet already
This will be the 12th time in 15 games unders has won
>>68502214
It's bizzaro 14'WC
tfw this most corner albania shit is gonna come through
>>68502114
hes going to get subbed before halftime pmsl
>>68502214
>le third place can go through meme
Shit introduction to a tournament
Giroud will score and it ends 1-0
>>68502751
Agree, we need teams to really fight for advancement.
3rd corner albania PMSL
>>68502850
good thing Albania got that tip of mine voided. pmsl what was i thinking
>>68502115
lmao same. I did a double with france -1.5 and england SW....
>>68502115
I'm fucked as well, got 8 accumulators that all won but need over 1.5
>>68502980
I wouldn't count O1.5 out yet. I think 1-1 or 2-0 is still possible. Every game so far has had a far more tense 2nd half than first.
Does anyone wear a tie anymore? ffs.
Cybu SO SO bad
>>68503222
Shouldn't bet on 10/10 Euros challange, ROI gone and losing streak is looking bad, should have create new account
That was small
That's only small
>Get on over 4.5 match yellows
>Albania come out today like they're trying to win a fucking fair play award
>>68503358
zzz you're only down 7 units on the Euros
>>68503083
So keep my access in then? I really don't see 2 goals in the second half.
are France a bet? haven't been watching
albania win 2-0 trust me, screenshot this and put as wallpaper
>>68503222
Not SO SO Bad Now
Cybu SO SO shrewd
>>68503821
yeah france 1-0
YES YELLOW CARD
Over 0.5 odds slowly increasing
Lovely tip Euan.
Cheers mate.
Trusr me, Albania WILL hold, lol. Sitting on a very comfy +1 @3.30 pre game
Tennis tips galore lids. Going well so far.
>>68504108
If Payet won't score wonder goal then they'll hold
https://tipstertube.com/profile/tennistipster
le grease man
>giroud
up £3 today lids, Cybu such a fraud but thank fuck for kiddies rugby
Albania on the ROPES
griezmann so fucking handsome
>>68504588
Why calling me a fraud , bet won
cant stop admiring albania
wont stop admiring albania
Goff SUCH a judge
need a france corner or the kids are eating spaghetti hoops all week
This late goal is gonna hurt so much.
>>68504954
Finishes 0-0
>>68504849
kek, guess i'm up £53 then lid.
2 more corners like air
Are there no fucking good teams in Europe?
>>68505132
There will be no good games until after he groups
Reminder 0-0 is the perfect game of football.
done it all so wrong
>>68505317
>>68492779
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back..
UP LIFE
P
L
I
F
E
>they thought it wouldn't be 1-0
>not on France
Get FUCKED Nick pmsl
Just launched a laptop further than any Russian Ultra has thrown patio furniture this week.
under 2.5 is THE euro 2016 bet
>>68505891
Giggled desu
Should be on the plane to rio to compete in the javelin with the way I've just tossed my cat over the fence
Albania to qualify SUCH a bad beat ffs
222222222222222222
NICK ON SUICIDE WATCH
UP MILLIONS
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68504108
Awwww
>>68487505
THE MUGGY ACCA CAME THROUGH !>!>!
>>68506376
Congrats mate im down £250
FUCK YES I HAD BIG MONEY ON FRANCE 2-0
BASED FUCKING FRANCE
-1.5 AND O1.5 IN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better late than never
>>68505891
kek
>>68505891
>>68506041
Good job liddos, really liked these posts
reminder that betting on added time goals is THE bet
>>68506376
post more of these accas, im googling how to make nooses after this shitty euros
>>68506976
i will continue posting as long as i make these, prolly one later this night gonna do some research
>Spin & Bet
>night shift
WTFB?
>>68507209
2/3
Wageslaving absolutely horrific. Need uni back tbqh.
based Euros
>>68507259
3/3
this one should have actually been the 1st post, nevermind
My cock stinks
>Greaseman 1st goal bet counted as lost.
k.
>>68507290
What job lid?
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